CYOA Thread

>>43840760
>Homebody

Sounds perfect to me.

>>43840760
>Have no creative and imaginative ability
>Make a world-changing breakthrough

Methinks the author of this thing has no idea how science works.

Honestly I'd pick "none of the above" here, because while I'm not 100% happy with my life nothing here would change that and those drawbacks are way nastier than the perks.

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>>43840893
>methinks

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I didn't choose the NEET life

The NEET life choose me

>>43832650
I actually have finally started to work on it again, now that I've settled into my new job and semester. I don't know how soon I'll release anything though; nice to see you guys still kicking.

It's undergoing some revamps.

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>>43840928
Alice, always.

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>>43840928

>>43841031

You have to be patient with Alice. The CYOA isn't kidding here, she's just far too young.

Give it time, though. Wonderland is childhood but Looking-Glass is adolescence, at the end of which Alice achieves an adult identity and becomes a queen. At which point she may well be open to courtship.

Thing is, though, Victorian manners. She's going to expect you to act appropriately.

>>43840928
I mean I'm going to go with the immortality option, but mentally removing that line Belle. We'll be trashy book nerds together.

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>>43841287
>Thing is, though, Victorian manners. She's going to expect you to act appropriately.
Oh, she has experience on the... rougher side of victorian life.

>>43841317
By all evidence, Dodgeson did nothing "rough" to Alice, or any other girl, for that matter. Taking photos of children was considered an eccentricity of sorts but not wholly abhorrent, and he didn't actually have sex with them (in fact, he deliberately avoided having sex with little girls despite feeling sexual attraction to them for fear of causing them pain. He was a deeply disturbed, tortured man, and he wrote some really heartbreaking staff about how he'd invent mathematical problems in bed to distract himself from having sexual thoughts about little girls so he wouldn't be "tempted" to hurt them)

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For those of us who have always wanted to be a pokemon.

>>43841317
>Oh, she has experience on the... rougher side of victorian life.
No, she didn't. You don't know shit about the rougher side of Victorian life if you can say something like that with a straight face. Alice Liddel was the Victorian equivalent of the yuppiest, most privileged, whitest Beverly Hills white girl you could imagine. The type who isn't even fully aware that hardship is a thing that EXISTS. This was the age of the brutalized child factory laborer, the diseased drug-addicted whore and some of the worst urban sanitary conditions in history, and all Liddel ever knew growing up was the idyllic countryside of fucking Oxford.

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>>43840760
drifter and homebody are the only worthwhile ones.

At least as a drifter you can find a travelling waifu and work together to pay off her expenses while you enjoy the easy-freezy life.

pic unrelated.

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>>43835838
Well, most of my pics are swords and sorcery (especially of people in armor), but I have a few you might find useful. I'll dump them.

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>>43841581

>>43840760
Tycoon desu

>>43840928
>>43841147
Rapunzel.

>>43841431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDNzyytIw24

>>43841596
TRIGGER DISCIPLINE

>>43841317

No. Upper middle class Oxford schoolgirls do not see the rougher side of Victorian life. Being photographed occasionally by a local priest with a little too much interest in you is not that.

Refer to your Dickens, your Jack London, your Henry Mayhew for the rougher side of Victorian life. Poor girls of Alice's day grew up to scrape a living the hard way in the Whitechapel where Jack the Ripper was at large.

>>43841640
Takane is an idol, not a cop.
That's not a real gun, just a prop.

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>>43841581
a

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>>43841581
Another.

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>>43841581
One more.

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>>43841665
>>43841479
>>43841419
Jesus, that was a joke.
Have some cute little girls and relax, people.

>>43841431
>You will never be known as Pussy Wrecker

>>43841680
>Anything other than Ai

Why would you settle for anything but the best?

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>>43841581

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>>43841581
g

>>43841711

>The Wonderland committee looks disapprovingly in your direction

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>>43841581
I thought I saw something about grizzled old folks?

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>>43841581
This is the last image I have of people with current-ish era firearms. Let me know if unarmed modern day stuff is cool.

>>43840760
>Tycoon
>found space exploitation and colonization company for dem asteroids and helium-3
>successful by default
>we interplanetary now

>>43841717

>Letting the gooks get the drop on you

You wouldn't last long in 'nam, junior

>>43841777
I think it refers to financial success. You could succeed very well at these projects from a business point of view, but you'd still need decades upon decades for anything to come out of them on that scale. It's quite likely you yourself will not leave to see humanity "go interplanetary".

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>>43840760
Once again, asking if anyone has any ideas for hubworlds, equipment, homes or otherwise for the next Traveller update.

>>43841800
My trips said otherwise.

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>>43841694
This is prefect
>>43841682
Pretty great, too
>>43841723
TRIGGER DISCIPLINE
>>43841761
The most important thing is men. Do you have any of commanders / people in front of computers acting as intelligence gatherers and hackers?

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>>43840760
How is homebody bad at all? It's literally the perfect life

>>43841431
my secret shame, its been revealed.

>mawile
>spayed
straight out then.

ponya is decent, what with the contests and all
meowstic is pretty boss if you can get good.
flygon is again pretty awesome but a bit political and high stress.
slowbro is full blown life wrecking.
Archeops, also pretty badass life. adventureous.

Got to go with meowstic.

Would love an expansion.

>>43841881
Provided you don't like money and never want to move.

>>43840928
Rapunzel

>>43841680
Holy fuck. I think Nat is my female doppelganger.

I'm now 100% certain that's how I'd have looked if I was born a girl.

Bizarrely enough, even most of the fictional pros/cons/sex characteristics are eerily similar to how I am.

>>43842102
I used to date Maggie, except her name was Michelle and she Jewish.

>>43841680
Nat's the best desu

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>>43841929
I made a sequel, but it's not quite as funny. Been meaning to change it around for a while, but haven't gotten around to it yet.

>>43842323
do you change into an on-model pokemon or some anthropomorphic stuff?

>>43841858
Aww, you didn't like the sad old man? Oh well. I'll see what else I can dig up for you. Guns, computers, anything else you want?
I think the idea was he just got done shooting and was turning to shoot someone else. I think. Maybe? I don't know.

>>43842323
Not sure if I want to go pangoro and just do enjoy being a bear or take the rabbit route and hang out with gallade, which is in my top three faves.

>>43841881
60,000 POUND a year is "don't like money"? Where do you live, fucking Dubai?

>>43842323
Froslass, definitely. I could get started on one of those nice little ice statue gardens they're known for and just chill. I was considering Lop until that final + that reminded me that I don't wanna get beat up by the elite four. Plus, that Gallade would take up the mega slot. Also, you spelled Froslass wrong.

>>43841972
60k GBP a year isn't bad money, at least most places.

>>43842587
Average yearly income in my country comes down to about 15,000 GBP, and that's because the 0.00001% of the population who's stinking rich is skewing the averages.

Where do people find pictures for all those choose a girlfriend cyoas?

>>43842670
I go to /s/.

>>43842373
I saved it, just didn't respond to it, bruv
>>43842670
The World Wide Web.

>>43841858
I have a few that might fall under that, but IRL interferes. I'll post them later, linked to this post.

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>>43842373
And I just remember you (I assume) sent those links to look for characters. Gotta get on that now.

>>43842587

Pick a nice house in Oxfordshire somewhere so that my 100 mile radius covers most of England. Sixty grand a year is a pretty good wage anyway; since I own my house outright it's plenty. It's a good option.

Pick your own favoured spot if you like; a hundred mile radius in western Europe is not really all that confining. I don't leave England often anyway, one holiday a year is about my lot as it is.

I need ideas for Psi Parasites.

I've got a thing where you can start out by picking a Psi Parasite from a list. Starting out with no Psi Parasite is also an option.

When you defeat an enemy, you have the option to switch out your current Psi Parasite from one on their list.

So far, for the starter pack, I only have 'none' and 'PP Librarian'.

'PP Librarian' gives the support skill PSI Shush. For three turns, as long as you're within Melee range, your opponent can't use PSI, and you get +1 to Melee rolls.

>>43842832
are you making a game, or a CYOA?

CYOA's with Wife's. How do you feel about them?

>>43841801
In case you didn't see it last thread

World that's at the center of a budding dimensional empire.

One that's started to dabble in alternate reality tech.

A world that's seen more fighting from one of the Traveler Wars than most, or has seen more Traveler Wars than most.

A universe that's been completely swallowed by the Ether and is near-incomprehensible, even to master practitioners.

More Ships and vehicles along with skills related to them. Could throw in some giant robots in there as well.

Drugs and serums that offer temporary perks or abilities.

>>43843015
I think you forgot how to u'se an apo'strophe. And/or plural's.

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>>43841626
best one so far, would do Will Eisner proud (not really)

Efrat, Top Secret Kibbutz, IDF legal unit

>>43842323
lopunny, its time to kick ass and eventually take over wally's body.

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oh god, i just went to /v/, its a cesspool of evil. my god. Here's a cyoa to brighten someone else's day.

warning, this cyoa, pretty shit.

>>43841626
Mystery box could do with a bit of clarification on how it's chosen, i.e. do you need to forsake one, all, or none of your three other choices for it?

>>43842323
>pick lopunny
>do everything up to the point where you get to have sex with wally and he finds out youre male
>he releases you
>find him after you're released and rape him forever

>>43842936
CYOA. I posted the Psychic Kids CYOA last thread.

I still want it to have a sense of progress, like tower girls, so it has something like a turn limit.

>>43843373
I'm pretty sure it's just going to be "Steven Spielberg leaps out of the box and rapes the fuck out of you with fantastic special effects"

>>43843367
>have a knack for
This is easily the most boring way to say they have a talent for something.
It's lazy writing.

>>43843488
It's literally fine.

>>43843233
I wish my schoolbus was a tank.

>>43841711
Being wrong is never a laughing matter.

>>43843488
i feel like "to have a knack" means more that you are above average in something you have little knowledge of. i feel that's pretty different from just being talented at something, because usually being talented at something requires intricate or at least a substantial amount of knowledge on whatever that subject is. having a knack for something is comparable to like beginner's luck or something along those lines.

>>43843233
>Gurren Dan irl

>>43843608
And they're led by the girl with the wide hat and sunglasses.

>>43843549
>Israeli kids on a school trip
>instead of pointing at trees out the window and asking the kids to identify them, the teacher points at Palestinian houses and the kids aim the cannon

>>43843367
Anime world.
Allies, Bugsie and Bugaboo I guess. They're the least shit.
And I guess the sword.

Time to usurp the Maou!

>>43840760
>One option is "find conventional happiness"

>>43843604
Exactly. It's fucking lazy writing.
>oh, he's amazing at X, even if it's the first time he tried X while you've spent months on it

>>43840760
Homebody, easily. The only other choice without absolutely staggering drawbacks is Artist... and that sever depression for 1/4 of your life is still pretty bad.

Also,
>genius
>profoundly lacking creative and imaginative ability
lol... that's not how it works.

>>43840928
Jasmine, easily. Esmeralda a distant second.

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>>43839510
It's from Dog Days. Really good show if you like animal girls.

>>43841532
>dat anchor
I'm in love.

>>43843367
Oh god that movie.

I had managed to forget about it for years.

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>>43841858
Arright, I'm back. Did you just want combat/intel related things, or is pic related sort of thing on the table?

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>>43841858

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>>43840760
What happened to the Pretty Princess update?

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>>43841858
A

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>>43841858
l

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>>43841858
I

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>>43841858
f

>>43841858

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>>43841858
Well shit, that didn't work.

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>>43841858
Last one. Well, I have one more, but it's pretty iffy.

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>>43841858
This one is kinda meh. That's all I got that looks to be in your era, unless you want unarmed-civilian types too.

>>43843777
Except it's more something along the lines of
>Oh, he's a lot better at X than I expected someone who's never tried X before

>>43843985
For a second I thought you meant the girl in the bottom left. Silly me.

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Do you guys enjoy CYOA's with a deep system with tons of choices that make you think about your build? Or the easy pick this, this, and move on to the next section CYOA?

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>>43841858

>>43844561
Short and sweet ones live on average longer than most if they're good. Though ones like Spess Refuge will likely live forever and it's packed full of bullshit. Connivance is important. Few pictures or a pdf means it'll get posted more. Never give everything someone wants but give enough. Things that rely on rolling helps I think.

>>43844561
Deep system usually. Bonus points for a pre-established setting. Bonus points for in depth companions. Double points for a detailed setting.

>>43841680
Maggie every single time

>>43844561
>tons of choices
My favorites tend towards this.

>>43842102
So I used to date your doppelganger.
Good to know.
shit went wrong in the end though

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Does anybody know how many points you start with on this thing? It seems like it should be more than what your faction gives you, but I have no idea by how much. I'll post the rest in a sec.
>>43844561
More choices. Definitely.

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>>43844665
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>>43844665
>>43844677
3/3

>>43840760
As opposite as they sound, I'd either pick
>Drifter
>Homebody
Both are attractive in different ways.

The only problem with Drifter is the month-long/2 year limit. Eventually you'd run out of countries, or get close if I'm not being a retard.

>>43844665
From the last thread: 792 starting for yourself, and +X (if you chose a faction)

>>43838370

>>43844718
Thanks, brah.

>>43844714
You'd run out of GOOD countries, but assuming you spend max time in every country you visit, every 24 countries you can cycle back to the country you started in.

>>43844714
i think it means you can like just cycle through 24 countries if you wanted right?

>>43841147
>Alice
>Repunzel
>Belle

In that order. Aurora isn't a bad choice either - she's got that aryan woodswoman charm.

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>>43844380
What a little baka she is. That makes me want to dick her cunny even more.

>>43840928

>Literally no drawbacks for Rapunzel/Alice

Why would anyone pick anything else

>>43841736
kek

>>43844811
Golem, no contest.

>>43844781

Mirror.

It's the obligatory genderbend wish, but really I'm vain and want to see how I'd look as a girl. Would be better if it could make you younger too, but I'll take it even though the cigarette case is pretty tempting. Not for using it for illegal drugs, it can get anything so I could hook my family up with the meds they actually need for free, and any for myself if I needed some too. My curiosity at my female form is just enough to win out by a hair.

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>>43841532
is there a source for this material?

>>43844927
Knife and Portfolio

>>43845016
Orr, Rjun, Nyala, and Iru

>>43844940
>1 female companion option
fuckin dropped. dont you know cyoag is all about the waifus.

>>43844977
Oh man I missed this one

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>>43844971
search your heart

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>>43845347
Anon calm down with all the CYOA posting.

Does anyone have the angel cyoa?

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>>43845371
this one?

>>43845392
Yes, thank you.

>>43844558
No, I definitely meant the best girl in the bottom left. ;)

>>43844770
Thread Mage. Pretty much every single person is at my mercy.

>>43845352
What the fuck why

Finally we get a thread that isn't arguing and people posting builds that no one will ever read

>>43844770
Unmagic, I like being a special snowflake who ruins it for everyone else

>>43844805
I'm torn between Auntie Usagi and Determined Mama. Probably end up going Auntie Usagi purity route, despite shota being my least preferred age.

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>>43845191
Choose selfish for the rock. I don't think it would actually be good for the world if everyone was immortal, and 20 is too young anyway.
Selfish on eagle for a similar reason. The logistical benefits would just improve the efficiency at which people are exploited and cultures are destroyed. What good is that?
Selfless on little girl, it's a small enough segment of the population that there's no downside, and I don't want to be a little girl anyway aside from sexual fantasies involving child abuse.
Selfish on wizardry. I don't see militarized magic as much worse than militarized atom bombs, this one I'm legitimately just being selfish.
I guess selfless for waifu since I don't have anyone I truly love. I want to be selfish here, but the way it's worded, it wouldn't work anyway.
I'll be selfless with tubes. This is actually something that I think would benefit the world. There's downsides too of course, but I'm optimistic.
Selfless space. I would like understanding, but what value does it really have? Maybe I'm making a foolish choice, I don't know, but I think that being able to spread out will greatly benefit the human race.
I guess selfless for slam jam, so that I still have the capacity to enjoy sports, should I ever choose to do so.
Selfless king, since if I was king that's what I would try to do anyway. Much better to have someone guaranteed to be good at it.
And I don't have to pick a sacrifice so I won't.

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>>43844820
I almost picked Ginger ale, and then I saw that Cherry Soda. I'll take the win button, please.

>just dumping tons of CYOAs before anyone can respond
What's the point?

>>43844689
>Be Casell
>Get strong by suffering in the shitty part of the continent.
>Start a criminal organization with other strong people, and become stronger.
>Survival of the fittest says: The strong get to mate.
>Everybody below you is instantly weak, and not worth having children with.
>Strongest person in the continent arrives from another world, and joins the organization you started.
>Offer yourself up free of charge, unused, and they don't have to take responsibility.
>The Hero turns her down
.
Will this make her even stronger?

>>43845926
Either that or have a breakdown.

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>>43845805
you can respond to anything you'd like, whenever you would like.

i am only trying to make variety available for the future.

>>43845993
There is no future here, threads rarely last more than a day.

>>43844561
short and sweet

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>>43846018
and the archives last well beyond that.

>>43846035
And everything posted here is already in them.

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>>43846058
i find it hard to believe you are complaining about content being resurfaced, some of which has been otherwise absent for a decent while.

>>43846119
habeeb it

When is the next necromancer update?

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Updated. I'll make en expansion later I guess.

Crunchy angels, alpha lizards or cheeky bugs?

>>43844940
What class would I be? Can I pick one of the party member's classes?

>>43844805
Not sure if either Rin or Natsumi

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>>43846604
Cocksucker.

>>43841147
merida. her upsides are great, and her downsides arent downsides for me.

>hair and accent
i like red hair, and Scottish accents are sexy

>parents are chief vitalstatistix and a werebear
well cooking for the inlaws just became the easiest thing ever. 5 roast boars and 2 kegs of booze and im done.

>>43846082
Question, why can't I just study and perfect the other spells after I've become immortal? Obviously I wouldn't be able to gain another form of immortality(well, maybe, now that I think of it a contingency form would be amazing to have) but I have literally unlimited time on my hands, and I'd get bored easily. So why not? I think that'd just be the logical thing to do.
>"welp, I finallly finished that pathway. Now to learn how to warp those asshole adventurers that keep barging in here into my willing servants!"
Seriously, what the fuck.

Captcha, ice cream is not a lake, go the fuck to bed.

>>43844781
The Lucky Coin

>>43844811
Golem

>>43844940
>>43844955
Kobold Loremaster, Monk, Wizard; Scepter of Focus

>>43841680
Emma, no doubt about it m8

>>43846604
Suck on a thousand dicks, you piece of shit.

>>43841431
>mawile
>spaying
well thats right out

>ponyta
meh, i like hands

>flygon
neat, but nah

>slowbro
actually pretty good, but the shit thing ruins it

>archeops
fucking suicune

>meowstic
only correct choice. not only do you get all the bitches, but i can see brendan and his unshakable faith in me being like kamina and simon.

>>43842323
pangoro. id take it.

>>43843367
uh

fuckin

i dont know

anime world, buggie, elliot, and the devil fruit i guess

>>43841431
I didn't want to be a pokemon, but now i want to chill with impostor oak.

>>43844561
deep systems

>>43844927
portfolio(1 person)
Lord of nightmares
i hope first power i get is raven so i can get scouts then strike

>>43844940
Golem.
Loremaster.
Seer.

Ancient civilization quest.

>>43844955
Unicorn horn.

I immediately use the horn to wish for ten more fully functional unicorn horns, without any unicorns attached to them.
The i wish for all of the other artifacts except for the robes of the pariah to be in my possession and to have their effects applied to me.

Looks like I win.

>>43844927
If they're guaranteed to be somewhere close enough that its plausible we could interact then I'd probably go arson and portfolio. Just cause a massive fire near where the guy listed in the portfolio lives. I figure if I do it on the first night before everyone gets a grip on their powers I could feasibly get a couple.

>>43844914
The special powers in this one are downsides, not bonuses. No thanks to having someone share my soul.

Anyway:
Independent

Will 1
Dominate 2
Learning 3
Polyglotic 1
Telepathy 2
Telekinesis 1
Intellect 3
Save State 1
Visions 1

I'm now a genius that can puppet other people and see the future, reloading the day if it doesn't go my way. I don't need to fight; I can learn to make a device to fight anyone or take control of anyone with mental powers.

It doesn't hurt that mind control is my magical realm.

>>43846247
I don't see any difference, and I still pick bug.

>>43846247
El'Tziss
Design a perfect cybernetic body or way to upload a mind into a machine. Basically want to get rid of my ugly appearance and especially get rid of the need to eat nasty stuff.

From then on, enjoy life as a hyperintelligent nigh-immortal machineman.

>>43841431
>Ponyta
>AND Dawn/Hikari
...Is Pokebestiality illegal in the pokemon world? I'm asking for reasons.
I'm pretty okay with losing hands over this if I get a horsecock all the same (though being a lazy Slowbro does sound awesome).

Seriously, horsecock.

You don't even need to be good at battling; just pop a boner each time Team Rocket or Team Whathaveyou comes around, and make the entire situation really, really, really awkward.

And if anyone really wants to kidnap you and/or Pikachu, channel Rapehorse.

>>43846604
I don't get it?

>>43845191
All selfless save for Slam Jam. While I have no desire to be good at sports, I don't want people to be magically prevented from cheating. No, I don't support cheating. I support free will.

Everyone getting a waifu but me would suck, but whatever. I could live with it.

Through my actions everyone is eternally young and can travel through space, everyone can fly and magic is real, ultra fast free internet and power are everywhere, and a perfect ruler rules the earth.

I abstain from sacrifice.

Really the selfish options aren't that good - you benefit too much indirectly from the selfless options even when you don't gain direct benefit from them.

>>43845347
I believe there's a 6th that contains information on worshipers.

>>43846025
Nice I didn't have this one. Thanks

>>43846604
Please kill yourself.

please come back SDA

>>43844927
>Bookkeeper

>Pictures + Names
You get the names of five Gifted.
Names lead to internet profiles.
Profiles lead to information.
Information leads to control.

>>43844927
Book keeper + portfolio type two.
Immediately kill the five listed individuals to gain five random powers.
...
It's really that simple, you know?

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>>43846604
SINCE YOU POSTED THIS...

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>>43841801
Erm, at the risk of sounding stupid, what is this based off of? is it a book or a movie or something? I feel like I'm out of the loop on this one.

>>43846604
>he's still alive
Thank god.

>>43845191
Selfless
Selfish
Selfish
Selfish
Selfless
Selfless
Selfsh
Selfless
Selfless

Not going to pick Sacrifice here.

>>43845209
Life/Cute/Null Orbs

>>43845801
Are you me?

>>43845993
Mission: Delirium
Seal: Despair
Reward: Desire

>>43846025
U/D/Q

>>43846035
The Sun/Judgment

>>43846057
>>43846058
>>43846082
>>43846119
>>43846131
Not being able to master all the schools sucks desu.

>>43844665
The grammar and english in this thing is awful. That being said

>Faction: Adventurer
>Typing: Steel/Fairy gonna bullet punch rayquaza in the dick
>Special Ability: Sheer Force
>Moves: Iron Head, Play Rough, Stock Pile, Recover
>HP +6
>Atk +6
>Def +6
>Spe +4
>S.Atk +3
>S.Def +4
>Skills: Cut, Rock Smash, Strength, Surf
>Home: Murder Hobo
>Equipment: Life Orb
>Companions: Jane [i dont feel like stating her after the 20 minutes i spent figuring out my move set

I got one of the best possible defensive typings so i decided to go for a SUPER bulky set up sweeper, a la Snorlax. A sheer force+life orb STAB boosted Iron Head or Play Rough is going to ruin anyone's day, while my huge defensive investment and recover guarantees i can set up into an unkillable wall with stockpile defence boosting

Also if you want to be a huge minmaxing dick, and win forever, go Focus Sash+No Guard+Guillitine/Sheer Cold/Horn Drill/Fissure. Guaranteed, 100% accuracy 1HKO

>>43844811
Bracelet.

I will be Saitama.

>>43846604
Purely on aesthetics, that purple ship is pretty great.

>>43844561
Deep. Always deep. As long as it is error-free and actually engaging I will always love the 'deep' cyoas far more.

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>>43846658
>>43846751
>>43847354
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>>43849007
:^)

>>43849341
It's actually red/black for top edge.

>>43840928
>skin as white as snow
>literally light-pink as any other cartoon girl
Every time.

>>43846057
>>43846082
>>43846119
>>43846131
Is there a single PDF of this somewhere?

>>43849166
That CYOA is needs be nerfed.

>>43840928
>>43841147
Merida
>+ That accent
>+ That hair
Fix. Seriously, the only normal girl among disney princesses.

Rapunzel is okay, but she is sort of retarded, I am not willing to play psychiatrist.
I like McGee's Alice, but it's more of a pity now after I know her story.

>>43849529
The problem is that pokemon is minmaxy as fuck. A pokemon inspired CYOA would have to establish its own rules, bereft of direct pokemon influence, or limit you to legal pokemon builds.

>>43845261
Contradiction upgraded
>>43845273
Pocket Dimension upgraded

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>>43844561
Ultimately it comes down to the writing
If the cyoa is really long with tons of choices it's just easier to present a cohesive world to us, there have been a few long cyoas posted recently that everyone quickly forgot about because their writing was vague and atrocious. iirc, island cyoas like pic related were really popular because they managed to say a lot without saying a lot

>>43840760
Drifter and Homebody's benefits pretty much makes their drawbacks irrelevant

only artist and genius seem to be shitty options (which is funny because I usually choose the "be smart" option).

I choose the jewish option, the drawbacks for it are only drawbacks if you cared in the first place.

>>43846222
He's working on it.

Check the last thread.

>>43846604
SDA, my Sun and Stars, come back, please ;_;

>>43840928

>jasmine
>being a mulsim is listed as a +

kek.

>>43850011
>thinks that having a muslim female that knows her place is a -
damn, son.

>>43840760
There are literally no drawbacks to Homebody. You get a nice house for free, a guaranteed great job with a steady income and a perfect waifu if you want/need one.

And in return...
>never move house
If you pick the right house (pick something to grow into, ie leave room for kids if you want them and stuff like that) you can comfortably live there your whole life. I'm 30 years old and I've never lived in one place for more than 4 years. Finding the perfect spot to settle down is my idea of heaven.
>never get a better wage
60k GBP annually isn't exactly peanuts, especially since you get an enjoyable, no-stress job (if you don't value this you've obviously never had a real job) and you don't have to pay for the house. It's enough to live a decent life on as long as you don't do anything crazy. Of course it's nothing compared to the Tycoon option, but that one gets more serious drawbacks.
>never be attracted to anyone other than your partner
Considering your partner is "near-perfect," why would this be considered a downside?
>can't go outside a 100-mile radius of your home
This would only be a problem if you picked a really shitty location for your house. Sure if you love to travel this sucks, but then you'd pick the Drifter option anyway so it's not a real issue.

The only way this option could be better is if you got to design the house yourself instead of picking an existing one.

>>43840760
I don't see any drawbacks in Tycoon, and Homebody might not consider "no one" as a perfect partner.

>>43841147
>scholarly
>literally forgot how to read
Ok.

>>43843471
Nope, the two mystery boxes that I've seen were "you become a jew" and "you get a jewish cowgirl".

>>43849443
Huh, it actually looks better before the color gets messed with. Edgy or not, it looks great. I refuse to abandon good color combos because it's 'edgy'. It's not like I'm going on a pillage-rape-murder spree, damn.
I want that ship so damn much.

>>43850435
But does it inspire you to go on a pillage-rape-murder spree to obtain it?

>>43849554
>implying Madness Returns is canon
Bullshittiest bullshit cashgrab franchise killer bullshit. Killed it so bad he had to turn his planned third game into a "series of animated shorts" or something like that, and I think the Kickstarter for that failed as well.

>>43848953
AFAIK it's not based on any one thing, but takes inspiration from a bunch of places for a bunch of things.

>>43850372
>"you get a jewish cowgirl".
Lol, what?

>>43850474
>it's not canon because it has shitty gameplay
Literally kek. It's not canon because it never claims it is. Still, I like this version more than original Alice.

>>43850488
It's a reference to an old /tg/ meme saying anime minotaurs (the type where the females look like big boobed qt3.14s) are Jewish. That's why I prefer the "you become a jew" secret. It may not be as much wish-fulfillment but at least it makes sense and a good joke for people who aren't obsessive fetish neckbeards.

>>43849506
There was. Will likely be again once it's updated.

>>43850526
It doesn't have shitty gameplay, it has a shitty, pointless plot that shows American McGee haven't learned the definition of grimdark after making an entire series of shitty games about it. There's no need to add more grimdarkness to a story that's already got just the right amount. You worked hard to get the uplifting, cathartic good ending of the original Alice, turning her into a prostitute after that just feels infuriatingly cheap.

>>43850527
>anime minotaurs (the type where the females look like big boobed qt3.14s) are Jewish
That still makes no sense.

>>43843660
But anon, that's pretty much the IDF considering the quality and age of their soldiers.

>>43850458
Touche.

>>43850565
The IDF uses the Soviet module of training. 99% of the army are conscripts given two months basic training and a gun and pointed at the enemy, the others are insane badasses who receive some of the best training and gear in the world. Shayeret or whatever they're called TRAIN DELTA FORCE OPERATORS. That's some badass shit over there.

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>>43850549
>turning her into a prostitute after that
The point is that this didn't happen though.

>>43850626
"Involving her in a conspiracy to turn little girls into prostitutes and sending her on a journey through the theme park version of the seedy underbelly of Victorian England". Does that satisfy your autism?

And turning the death of her family from an accident that was her own fault over which she eventually learned to get into planned murder by a mustache twirling asshole. Way to ruin the entire theme of the first game for some more grimdarkness.

>>43850650
>Way to ruin the entire theme of the first game for some more money.
FTFY

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>>43850650
That's a matter of personal opinion.
I enjoyed it.

>>43850763
>for some more money
That part is factual at least. But then again, it's true of most media.

>>43850940
I am not willing to read all of those but it looks like I'd better not take anything.

>>43850982
You know, I'd get it if you're too unambitious to want vast mortal powers if it means you have to pay some kind of price to use them (even if it's only to actually USE them, meaning it costs you nothing to gain the potential for vast mortal powers, but whatever rubs you right), but there's a perfect waifu in there whose price is "you must act like a decent human being." What kind of lazy, entitled fuck would consider even that so unbearably hard that they'd rather take nothing?

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>>43848180
>this is still on 0.31
fucking SDA

>>43845016
>First group
Tough. I don't care about Skri all that much, even if it is the fastest, I'm not looking to be sanic. Orr's problem is that it's not really descript what I can do with other dimensions, and I'm kind of scared of what might happen. Which leaves Myr and Aden. Myr doesn't seem to have a sight limitation, but I feel like I'd need to know where I was going, so probably Aden as my choice.
>Second group
Kohr seems bad if considering the next category options. Yjit seems prettygood, Rjun is also useful. Eiden seems relatively useless. Probably going with Rjun
>Third Category
Jai. Hands down. I've already resigned myself to giving up bodily pleasure in exchange for immortality, so I have basically nothing to lose.
>Fourth category
These all seems interesting. Probably down to Orta or Tesla. Probably Orta, only reason I'd be wanting Tesla is I'm afraid of getting trapped in some superjail powered by ultra-advanced technology, but this doesn't protect me against magic.

>>43851015
>perfect waifu
>demigod who wants to play "happy family" and fucks my brains about What Decent Man Should Do.
Thanks, no. Ring at least wont bother me while not in use (except for constantly paranoia for safety of this thing)

>>43851081
>"She is very forgiving and understanding, [but] she will not tolerate acts of outright cheating or betrayal, and will be extremely displeased with you acting in a selfish, lazy, or dishonorable manner".

You are truly, truly pathetic, anon. This is a woman who is literally perfect, is willing to give you whatever help you might need to make ends meet (including getting her own job AND GIVING YOU SUPERNATURAL SKILLS), and all she asks for in return is to do the bare minimum effort to work, not to cheat on or BEAT her, and you consider this a non-negotiably bad deal? What the fuck is wrong with you? How do you think this kind of shit works in real life? Holy fuck, this is just absurd. Even Chris-Chan didn't have such an unrealistic view of what having a girlfriend would be like.

>>43851130
>including getting her own job
>implying woman having job is something unusual

>GIVING YOU SUPERNATURAL SKILLS
Your headcannon. She give hunting skills which mostly useless unless you are fan of that sort of activity. In XXI century hunting is outright stupid and infective way to find food, you know.

But whatever, you want to be clown for demigod - do as you wish. I'd better be alone and proud of myself and oh-so edgy:3

>>43850940
No. 1 Haulder Wife
No. 2 Solomon's Ring
No. 3 Ryujin Palace.

Man I want the Ryujin Palace so bad, but the no more humans/silent servants/and you being kept there until you die for no explained reason/Not meeting the Dragon God in person would mind break me.

>>43851186
>infective
ineffective

>>43851186
It's not unusual, it's just to show that you are blowing the barely-existent drawbacks of this choice ludicrously out of proportion. All you've been asked is to get a job yourself (which doesn't even have to feed a family alone, since she will also work), and not to beat your wife. And you're literally saying that's too much to ask.

>>43851192
>until you die for no explained reason
You die from old age. The potions are only as effective as modern medicine, cancer or your blood pressure will get to you eventually.

>>43851228
I know how you die. I was talking about being held captive there until death without explaining why when I just came to chill.

>>43851222
Nah, you are required to not act in "selfish and dishonorable fashion". This can mean anything, considered we are speaking about supernatural being. And you continue ignoring it and pretending there is some "bare minimum".

>>43851248
I think it's a variation on the myth of the dragon god's palace. IIRC, what happened was that during his stay at the palace, the fisherman didn't age, but when he came out all the years came back to him and he died instantly or something like that. Or he got a box he was told not to open, and when he did he instantly turned into a crippled old man and realized the box contained "time".

Japanese mythology is complicated. I didn't make the CYOA, but as a CYOA creator I'd dare make an educated guess that he intended to make things more straightforward and balanced.

>>43851263

Please don't ever get married. That's exactly what you would typically promise your wife, and clearly you would have no intention of keeping that promise.

>>43851276
When you marry you give promise to (mostly) normal human being who you know for prolonged period of time. Not to some demigod out of nowhere.

>>43851263
>and
It the action has to be both simultaneously then it's workable. Never do anything dishonorable then you can do things that are selfish only in the most inclusive definition, like eat food when you are hungry instead of giving it away. Though you can't do dishonorable things that are also selfish like deprive others of food they need so that you can gorge yourself.

On the other hand, fuck that whole potential conversation.

>>43851320
Given that the description goes out of its way to paint the huldra as a ridiculously understanding, accommodating, patient, loyal wife, I think it's reasonable to assume that her demands are equally sensible. Just accept the fact that you're the lowest form of human being who is looking for justifications as for why they consider "you mustn't beat your wife" too great a price to pay for having a perfect one.

>>43840760
>right-wing
>greedy
Who the fuck wrote this

>>43851356
a butthurt california lib assblasted that the US is gonna get TRUMPED

>>43850940
This image needs to be about 25% smaller

>>43851341
Or something that goes out of its way to seem amazing is probably cursed and horrible

>>43851275
In the original mythology the guy helped a turtle who took him to the Dragons Palace, lived/partied there, got homesick, and came back home 100 years later and nobody knew who he was when he went to tell everybody about his adventure/Dragon Palace.

Feeling sorry for him I somebody I think the Dragon God aged him 100 years, and everybody believed him. He later died.

I mean currently in the CYOA its not explaining why the servants aren't talking no matter how much I piss them off/isolating me. It can't be for protection since I die of old age in the Palace.

>>43841419
I don't know about disturbed per se, tortured covers Dodgeson's nature pretty well. The guy couldn't help his feelings but he showed restraint and did the right thing. That's admirable in a sense.

>>43841711
I'm not any of the people who pointed on your error, but there are comments which are just laughably off base that need rectifying. That photo of Lidell is the definition of high-society fantasy. She had it as rough as the lost boys in Disney's Peter Pan.

>>43851396
You're doing some serious mental acrobatics in here in order to justify yourself. I mean, if you're going to assume the CYOA writer is deliberately feeding you misinformation for some bizarre reason, why assume anything written there is true at all? How do you know you're really going to get the philosopher's stone rather than a random pebble? Or anything at all, since this is a fucking CYOA and it makes no sense in the first place?

You've made yourself look like an asshole on the internet. Don't make it harder on yourself by also showing yourself to be an idiot.

>>43843367
Eh, it's alright, I've seen worse in this thread.

Oceanic World, CIA and Bert Kazuma, Devil Fruit.


Anyone up to date on One Piece?

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I just checked and i have almost none of these
Can someone help a brother out?

>>43841596

Where is her left thumb?
How is she even holding that gun?

>>43841640
I agree, but I have broken that rule myself when posing for pictures and not aiming towards anyone.

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>>43841596
Is that supposed to be Takane Shijou? Because she's not nearly stacked enough to be Takane Shijou.

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>>43844665
Missed opportunity here to offer multiple bike types, a fast road bike, rugged mountain or acrobatic trick bike.

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>>43844677
>>43844689
This is a complex and well-designed piece so a good range is a good thing, but when only 20 or passive abilities are on offer and no mechanism for knowing off-type moves at the start, you think 2/3 pages for fake girlfriends is a bit much.

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I don't have Archdemon or the second settling down one.

>>43844940
>>43844955
Berserker, Archer, Iron Golem

Really any quest other than the Tournament or the Murder Investigation, as I don't feel the part would work with those quests

Core Crystal, natch

Thanks to the guy that just dumped everything.
I appreciate it.

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>>43845209
This pleases my autism and I'm inspired

>>43845209
>>43845209
I love this one. SImple yet so many combinations. Let me see if I can recollect my old choice:
- Perfect transfiguration is pretty attractive
- Theoretical universes for experimentation is nice, but not as good as making and breaking what I like when I like (which is still pretty greats for tests)
- That's about it

I guess it's Blue Creation, Red Destruction, Green Knowledge all in one, the Triforce. I like Grey's combo powers with Blue and Red but Green's mono and treble trump out.

>>43845620
Yeah I'm with this guy. I'm not keen on spamming the same few CYOAs over and over but that's preferable to a shitfling.

>>43851369
I love it when /pol/-sounding things have a chance of being true.

It feels like I'm living in a meme.