Penal Regiment /tg/: TROPIC THUNDER EDITION PART 2

>>43810601
>walks off, back to the beach, towel and sunglasses in hand
Fuckin' Necrons. Fuckin' Tau. I came here to go to the beach, and the Emperor knows I'll kill someone if I don't.

>>43810601
I'll let him answer, Ensign, before I tell you something I've discovered.

>>43810601
Yes. My informations about the combat zone show that there weren't occurences like the ones Nyzart described in this area. And even if this planet is a tomb world, it is still a world of the Imperium and we have to defend it against all enemys of the Emperor.

>>43810644
*Lays on towel next to him applies sun screen to body glove*

>>43810678
>peers at Nyzart, raises an eyebrow then looks back to Gary.

I think he might be....malfunctioning.
Probably for the best. I should probably relax before I...hurt something.

>>43810726
yeah sorry, I'll be back in about half an hour

>>43810706
>raises eyebrow, opens his mouth to say something, but thinks better of it. Puts on sunglasses, and lays down on towel

>>43810742
Not your fault bro, shit happens. Was just 'covering for you' IC.....sort of. Not really.

>>43810726
Yeah, drink some tea or whatever it is you Praetorians do. But talk to me about what's bothering you.

>>43810744
*Attaches new smiley face attachment to mask and rolls over to face Ron*

>>43810744
>sits down next to Ron and 23K, looks out at sea
Damn, if you ignore the carnage and stench of rotting corpses, it's almost relaxing.

>>43810844
dropped my trip

>>43810831
>>43810844
>slightly annoyed
Trying to relax here. It's been forever since I've just sat in the sun.

>>43810831
Kek, I like this creeptastic Eversor...

>>43810893
Thanks, might actually try roll him into a DH character

>>43810826
>gestures for Gary to follow her.

Might as well talk in the Chimera, probably the quietest place here unless we take a Valk up to the ship....and that just looks wrong from the idiots point of view.

>starts walking towards Battleaxe, the crew of which is busy fixing the Commanders hatch.

>>43810726
>>43810678
Do you guys want to know what I found out while operating on him yesterday?

>>43810980
Sure, why not. I highly doubt it could make me day any worse.

*Stands up, draws power sword and hacks down cocanut tree. He then collects the leafs and weaves them into a hula skirt. Then splits a coconut in half and gives a half with milk to each >>43810885
>>43810844

>>43810946
Yeh, that it does. That'd make me too popular...

*relaxes on bench*

So, ask a beat up old Guardsman anything.

>>43810980
That he's a Necron?

>>43811016
>takes coconut, and begins to drink
Thanks, terrifying drug-fueled assassin.

>>43811024
A lord and he constantly regenerates. I removed the same leg like 5 times. But I did find a lot of stuff that was intriguing.

>>43811048
*Nods, hands over hula skirt"

>>43811016
>takes coconut
Cheers. Hey, for a bio-engineered death machine, you're not so bad.

>>43811080
I'll decline.

>>43811093
"Nods, hands over another hula skirt"

>>43811106
*Pulls out neuro- gauntlet and stares at Ron*

>>43811125
Nope, not gonna happen, death-threats or no.

>>43811106
>>43811125
Dis gon b gud...

>>43811024
>flicks the kettle on, grabs a pair of mugs.

Well, to put it simply, I'm, eh.....I think I'm gonna snap. I already told you a-about...that, not all of it, but enough. But I can deal with that, m-maybe. It's what these rejects are doing, I get that I'm not going to just 'fit in' given that I am in fact female and no amount of trying to blend in'll change it, but bugger me he's flaunting a Daemonic bloody book, featuring yours truly around and there's fuck all I can do about it. It frays your nerves Sarge.....

>>43811125
>quietly puts on hula skirt
>frantic gestures for Ron to do the same

>>43811142
*Pulls out with other hand Vox communicator. Hits play*
*Generic Beachboys sounding song starts playing*
*Breathing stops*

>>43811106
>>43811125
>Roll for Anal Circumference

Evenin boyos wats occurin?

>>43811024
>>43810946
Well for one I now know a lot about Necrons and number two drugs work on them. That one is really weird. Number three, there is nothing wrong with him and it seems that he's doing this without external signal or something, so he's acting on his own. Oh and I kinda know how to kill it permanently... I think... or it releases a terrible amount of power

>>43811157
Don't worry Ensign. I mean we all did something to get here, right? So we at least have that in common.

>>43811166
Yeah, you go dance. I'm just going to sit here.

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>>43811166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnPL5OXSBNE

Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>43811189
*Tackles to the ground and forces skirt on*
Rolling for success

>>43811188
That's just the thing, I never posed for anything! He nicked the damn thing from a TRAITOR BATTLEBARGE and the book only exists because 'people thought about it, therefore it happened'. We all have thoughts man, but this is taking it too damn far. But I can't say shit because we all need to be good Praetorians.......
It's impossible. And who invited you to this discussion anyway?

>>43811157
Well, that Arbiter detective has Inquisition ties. Turn the blunter over to him, and maybe they'll have some use for him. And I don't know if it's a good idea for me to dick with anything daemonic, but I'll burn the book if you want.

How long ago was it that you faced those Daemons for the first time?

Anyone hear like heresy?
Its pretty fun guys, i just defiled a statue of the corpse god.

>>43811242
No point, as long as he's alive he'll just make more.....and the cycle continues.....
Thanks though.

>pulls a trio of tins from an ammo box.
Tea, good caf or sludgy caf Gary?

As for the Daemons, it was....how long ago was it that you were all on the planet before Cadia? Couldn't have been that long ago right?

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>>43811238
>immediately removes skirt, and tears it to shreds.
I am going to relax. Nothing is going to stop me from relaxing. Not even the Chaos Gods themselves. I have more than earned this, and I will straight up die in the attempt to chill out, I swear to the Throne.

>>43811239
I came in because of the Necron Lord being a Tech-priest then I was just still here for this. I was kinda the closest thing to a therapist in my old unit. What does being a good Praetorian have to do with confronting him about it?

>>43811312
I'll try that tea of yours, see if it's all that relaxing.

Hell, time has gone by so fast... Four or five months, I think.

>>43811331
>>43811161
*Looks at floor*
*Looks a Fanner, gives thumbs up*
*Walks into sea and just slumps*
*Sulks and takes off Smiley face attachment*

>>43811242
>>43811312
>>43811239
>>43811242
*runs to the group with a pistol in his hand*
Did somebody say deamons? Are the forces of Chaos attacking?

>The detective picks up his vox.

"He's gone silent. Shame the damn thing doesn't get visual."

"He said this is "probably" a tomb world. Gave some bullshit story about tomb worlds waking up in a pattern along the galaxy and that this one is next."

"Do I trust him? Hell no. Even if I didn't know what he is, he was always a bit off. I mean, he's done ok by us, but what's his motive? It's like trying to control a fire without knowing what can put it out."

"Yeah, I know - that's the job description."

>>43811374
No no, calm your tits QM. Just talking about things.

>Is watching the group doing... well the idiot on the beach from a distance inside the water.
>Dives in to not be seen.

>>43811353
>lies back down
Haven't had any R&R since I came back from the Warp, and now I finally have some. I'll worry about his hurt feelings later.

>>43811342
That's just the problem, none of the Praetorians from the 42nd, that's 'my group', are here because of crimes commited, only because the 42nd got decimated and this Regiment was closest.
So technically we're still 'good' Praetorians. We have the evidence yo have both of them shot but without orders we can't do anything but order them to stop, until the 'wall' breaks. Then all bets are off......

>>43811352
>pours two cups of tea, then pauses and adds a third for Jackson.

It feels like a lot less time has passed, but that was when I first fought Daemons....or anything really. I've been told you always remember your first battle...well there you have it.

>>43811387
Heretical things?

>>43811399
Changes vox communicator to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ab8BOu4LE

>>43811417
*sips tea, adds splash of rotgut*

Yep. I remember my first real battle alright. So what happened to you that caused... problems?

>>43811427
Yes, but only how to deal with them.

>>43811433
>cranks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYCpWblDKok at full blast

>>43811463
back guys [
>sits down at the table
So, um. We need to leave.

>Begins to swim towards the coast.
>Just stands there, watching from inside the water by the coastline.

>>43811481
spoilers: how do they work?

>>43811417
That's harsh. I guess you just got the short end of the stick. Might as well make the most of it, right? I mean your the closest thing to anote officer I've seen so you got that going for you.

>>43811479
>>43811489
>Just sits in the shallows staring at the floor motionless

>>43811463
>sips her own tea, seems slightly nervous.

Almost happened. Almost, almost. Not quite but....yeah. I'm not gonna mention the specifics, not yet at least, but from what I was told afterwards -apparently I was really out of it- it was a clooooose thing. 'One second left on the clock' close, 'cancelled at the last minute' close, erm.... 'the launch was a glitch' close. Kind of thing that stays with you. But I could deal with it, more or less. Then that pleb just had to steal the book.

>>43811481
I don't think so. We have to defend this world against all enemys of mankind. If we have to die here them we will die here, but we won't retreat until every xeno on this damned planet is dead!

>>43811481

"I have audio. He's determined for us to leave the planet."

"Well if they wake up what's it gonna be for him? "Hey guys, could you leave these flesh-things alone? I need them for reasons." Who knows if they'll even see him as a compatriot? Perhaps they're even rivals or something - that's assuming he's not blowing smoke about this being a tomb world."

"So if he's right and we need to bail?"

"Good, good."

>>43811563
>Rises behind him.
>Mouth full o' teeth grinning.

>>43811578
>looks slightly nervous
I should... I should investigate the entrance that the valhallan found. I feel like it's important to see what dynasty ruled here. Does... anyone want to come with me? Ron?

>>43811604
>Turns around Skull Mask Grinning
>Waves with Neuro Gauntlet

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>43811626
>Roars and tries to bite.

>>43811567
Well, Emprah be praised you were spared of that. Any ideas as to how you might conquer that memory? Not forget it, cause that's impossible barring lobotomy, but to not let it ruin you as a person.

>>43811649
You wanna put a banging donk on it.

>>43811649
Oh God. Sorry Eversor...

>>43811649
>>43811399
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Sharks are dicks

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>43811616
I'm at the beach, you'll have to come and ask me there.

>>43811649
>looks up, full of silent rage
>runs to the water ti assist, glaive at the ready
Rolling to attack

Rolled 19 (1d20)

I believe I've either bitten the eversor's gauntlet arm or directly his shoulder, I let you pick

>Doesn't let got from the grip as it starts pulling the eversor into deeper waters at (1d20) speed

>>43811567
>sips tea quietly
You're going to have to accept the memory as something that happened and move on. Tell yourself that you'll do better next time and do everything to get better. That's what I do every time someone dies in my arms. I just tell myself ill be better next time

>>43811616
Then I'll do it myself. I'll probably be back within two hours. If not, this world must be destroyed.

fdffsf

>>43811724
Holy mackarele, I'm on fire tonight

>>43811603

"Only if we're sure. Got it."

"No, if someone takes off for anything else i'll kill them myself."

"Wait- I heard something from the beach. And he just said something but i couldn't hear it over the yelling, Be right back."

>Grabs his power sword and hellpistol, and starts moving towards the beach.

>>43811734
I have nothing to do. I will come with you.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>43811669
>a banging donk
Fuck me I haven't heard that in ages man.

>>43811724
>Crusader, previously milling about at the beach is illuminated in flashes of orange as the Vehicle Commander fires off a burst from the Cupola mount.

I had best not miss. Gonna be rolling for Heavy Stubber.

>stands in the water
Where... Where'd it go...

>>43811767
Very well. Let's go.
>marches off to the location that the captain specified

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>43811724
Shoulder
>Attempts to mount

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>43811788
>The eversor breaks free from the grip as it mounts on its back.
>Tries to spin him off its back

>>43811779
I don't think the chimera helped very much

Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>43811803
>Atempts to Inject with neuro gauntlet to tame beast

>>43811819
>Succeeds.
>Stops dead on its track.
>Eyes going bloodshot by the drugs

>>43811656
>>43811729
>drinks tea slowy.

Most likely that the only way is to confront some D-Daemonettes. But I don't need to say we're hardly going to find them easily. Nor should we want to.


>>43811779
>The Heavy Stubber jams after the first few rounds, prompting a burst of swearing from the Commander, followed by some solid whacks to the gun it's self.

>gets down to the beach to see the Eversor going bronco on a Saharduin

We're nowhere near Ultima segmentum, are we?

>>43811827
>>43811831
>>43811830
>Tune Voxcaster to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRU1AJsXN1g
>Turns back to the beach
>Puts on smiley mask attachment
>Waves to friends

>>43811831
>>43811848
>looks at the Detective, terrified by what he has witnessed
I want off this ride. All I did was smuggle some contraband. Is that really so bad?

>>43811786
*Grabs a melta gun and follows*
Let's hope for some good loot down there.

>begins descending down a tunnel made by the drill earlier
It's important that we be careful, quartermaster. There's no telling what their security systems consist of.

>>43811830
Yeah you don't need that again. My suggestion? Find a good Praetorian kid, and love him up good. Overpower that bad association with something really good.

>>43811803
Do you want to keep the saharduin character or can I use him as a pet? When the drugs wear off we can bro down instead if you want?

>>43811854

Well, thereby hangs a tale.

And i'd recommend destroying that contraband if you know whats good for you.

>>43811890
Perfect Shakespearean joke placement, 10/10

>>43811854
>>43811890
>>43811803
>Arives back on beach with new Saharduin
>Picks up tattered hula skirt, plays beach boys again and hands skirt to Ron

>>43811890
>looks down
Nah. Too important to morale.
>looks back up
I can't just let all those sex-deprived psychotics run rampant, can I?

>>43811869
When a drunken Vallhalan made it down there, we will be fine too.

>>43811916
You've got balls. That was pretty... Impressive. Unfortunately, I will never, ever, dance.

A Noise marine Champion is blowing the hell out of some prisoners from the inside-out by the use of sonic weapons for when Virmanthras teleports behind.
"Ah, lord I wasn't expecting you here!"

"I don't come by for pleasure, that's for sure." Virmanthras leans by the closest war and watches the noise marine continue its tortures to the prisonners. "It's just that the Khornates, Sorcerers and even my right hand Vilus have failed on terminating a real pain on my ass. Might as well give your boys the chance."

The sonic weapons make the prisoners explode of a single blast. "A chance on terminating something? Heh I won't terminate it, I will make it wish it was never born. What's it?"

"Have you ever faced necrons...?"

>>43811830
>Takes another sip of tea
Oh Daemonettes. That's a fun one. They take quite a bit to go down. I don't advise trying to fight one alone. I think Gary has a good idea. Find someone nice that you can lean on and everything will go easier. Also don't be afraid to let go sometime. I mean we're on a freaking paradise world. Go swimming, sun tan make some mistakes, have fun.

>>43811886
You can keep it as a pet if you wish to, I may just take control of it sometimes to do certain... crazyness

>>43811951
>Puts the dress on the Saharduin
>Gestures to find out where everyones gone?

>>43811876
Honestly, I'm not even sure if I want a 'bloke', or a 'lass', or anything really. The entire experience was disturbing....

>scribbles something on a piece of paper and hands it to Gary with a chuckle.
Don't tell Ron, but Skelly is Crusader's Commander. He's not a 'happy chappy', his words.


Also anyone know where the Chimera's names are shamelessly nicked from? Hint: The Desert.

>>43811976
Dunno where they went. You might want to go back and ask Wellsley.

>>43811975
Well looks like the crazyness will include a hula skirt now kek

>>43811983
>Bursts in to the back of the Chimera, closely followed by hula skirt wearing Saharduin which is clearly off it's tits on drugs
>Wave to everyone

>>43811964
Wise words to avoid fighting them alone. Problem was we didn't even know they were Slaaneshi. All we'd been fighting were Khornates but suddenly the refugee camp we were guarding was, well....I'm not going to say it, because I don't need to.

There is a gate in the way. I think we need explosives. What do you think Nyzart. Should I blow it up with a melta bomb?

>>43811921

Let me put it this way - If you cherish your testicles, you'll destroy the damn thing.

>>43812023
W-w-what?
>pauses with her mug halfway to her mouth and waves back

>>43812053
I think... that would be advisable.

>>43812070
>Sit's down and cosy's up to the Ensign
>Saharduin walks in circles like a dog then lay's down

>>43812023
>>43812070
>follows Omicron inside, mildly annoyed
He brainwashed a friend.

>>43812065
There's no real proof, and I'm very careful with it. Believe me, I'm doing you a favour. There are some guys here... They'd do much worse to people than rip their balls off.

>pokes her head out the open rear hatch of the Chimera.

One second gents.

>>43812065
Oi Greely! You do know that cunt is a Slaaneshi Heretic right?!

>>43812044
Don't worry. I think I understand. Chaos is a weird thing you never know what they'll do. I think you had it worse than me. *chuckles*

>>43812023
Hey their buddy.

>>43812079
I would have done it anyway. You should better seek cover
*detonates the bomb and melts a passage in the gate*

>>43811983
*snorts dismissively*
Yeah, a boy is exactly what you need. Preferably a rather naive one with inordinate amounts of optimism. You need to be reminded of humanity and experience the human form in its true beauty. Then you can look back on that memory and chuckle in disdain.

And Skelly's down here? Why the hell hasn't he said so?

>>43812105
>Waves then turn's Smiley Mask attachment upside down and points to shoulder which is now trickling with blood from tooth marks

>>43812089

>Yanks the pariah back, and growls in a low, quiet, voice

Those "pictures?" the ones that "didn't happen?" Yeah, they *almost" happened. Destroy the damn thing, I'll deal with the fallout as needed.

>>43812070
Nice pet.

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>>43812111
>inside the gate the cavern is not natural, but made by design

pic for reference

Rolled 1 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>43812065
>>43812101
We don't know everything. Can we not kill each other, yet.

>>43812142
Come hear let me patch you up real quick
*rolling*

>>43812111
Damn. It is dark in here.
*activates weapon light*

>>43812149
I'm well aware of that. Doesn't take a genius to guess why there's a book of someone in a Slaaneshi library. Sorry, Detective, but the Ensign hates me, and I don't owe her anything. Probably needs someone to hate anyways.

>>43812088
Bloody hell, I doze off for a minute and the next thing you know we've got a pet shark.
>notices bleeding bites
You sure it's house-trained?

Rolled 67 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>43812142
>>43812163
That's a really deep wound. this is going to take some work.
*rolling*

>>43812158
Looks like you were right about the tomb world.
Are the Chaos Marines included

>>43812206
Not yet.
>>43811962

>>43812196
>Turn mask back to Smiley and nod's
>>43812203
>Puts hand up for Hi 5

>>43812196
>Roars and bites the air in your direction.

>>43812226
Well, nothing of interest here for now. Weshoul either seal it or find a way to have the Tau run into them.

>>43812235
>Shush's him and toss a bit of coconut shell his way as a treat
>Then shrug's as if he's not normally like this

>>43812191

I have important things to take care of. You will destroy that fucking document, prisoner. Do I make myself clear?

>>43812251
Not until I know what dynasty this is. From what I know, the necrontyr never even had colonies this far to the galactic east.

>>43812227
Hi 5's 23k-4

>>43812101
Hey Alice is that radio supposed to be receiving?
I think someone went into the tomb thing.

>>43812260
>stares blankly
I understand what you have said. But I don't know to which document you are referring to, Detective.

>>43812115
Like I said, I don't even know what I want anymore. But I'll, think about it.

>finishes her tea.

>>43812149
>>43812191
>Crusader's Turret has turned to aim towards Ron, the Commander having finally unjammed the Heavy Stubber.
>Arthurs voice crackles to life in Greely's combead.
>"Alright mate, perhaps you should remind him that we have bigger guns. That usually works."

>Warp portal opens up by the tomb.
Brothers! Put a banging donk on our entrance!
>A strident cacophony plays from the other side of the portal as 6 Noise Marines (champion included) emerge from it.
NOW THAT'S A PERFECT ENTRANCE!

WE BRING FORTH THE SOUND!

>>43812261
Aren't there some Necron dynastys around the Ultramarine worlds?

>>43812294
Quiet. Did you hear something?

>puts a vox on unit on the Saharduin with Low gothic for beginners loaded up.

>>43812262
Hm? One second.

>stands and moves over to the Vox Caster, then checks the equipment.

Hm, it's on the right frequency. Don't think we've had anything.

Did I miss a message? I'm sorta tired.

>>43812291
On someone else, maybe. I've had enough "allies" point guns at me in the past little while to make that sort of threat less-than effective.

Not liking someone isn't a real excuse to kill them. That's all you have on me.

>>43812291
M'alright, I'll keep an eye out.

>>43812292
*hears cacophony*
The fuck is that racket?! Sound like trouble!

*grabs Sororitas flamer, runs outside*

>>43812291
CAN WE Not kill each other. I don't want to lose another unit. I've lost too many already.

>>43812260

>Walks up with the portable paper shredder.

JUST AS EXPECTED! A DORMANT TOMB! PREPARE THE CHARGES! WE'RE GONNA BLOW IT UP!

If you wonder why he's talking in caps lock it's because he can't hear himself over the sound of his own gun.

>>43812329
Guess it was nothing... for now.

responded too hastily there

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>43812323

No, perhaps not.

>Belts the lippy pariah in the mouth with the stun gauntlet

>>43812329
Gary that's coming from over the Vox. Someone went into the structure below us. Seems to be a tomb.

>>43812313
Who the fucks makes music in a Necropolis? Must be Slaaneshi. We should better prepare an ambush.

>>43812363

>Clicks in annoyance as he notes that the Detective failed to turn on the stun gauntlet.

>>43812363
>ducks and flips him off
Go fuck yourself, Detective. Now I'm going to find Nyzart, because I'm the bigger man.
>under his breath
They always miss...

>walks away

>>43812363
>>43812323
>Get's out of the tank looks at gun pointing at Ron
>Shakes head and walks over and waves

>>43812323
>The 'ruse' up, Arthur pulls the rebreather off his helmet.
>"Fuck it, I've had enough of you, Heretic. Gunner, load ten rounds HE."

>Battleaxe's Crew members duck through the Chimera into the Crew Compartment and man their stations.

I offered all the chances. But nah. You could have prevented this, but this is the future you chose.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>43812352
>with a concussive burst, a trio of canoptek wraiths fly from the ground and engage the noise marines
roll for surprise

>>43812364
Hmmm... got a bad feeling about this... all of you remain on alert!

DROP THE BASS BROTHERS!

>A marine drops "The bass" into a keypoint. "The bass" consists in a Nuke with a radio attached to it.

>>43812413
>Stands in view of the commands camera
>Waves

>>43812424
I'll try to reply

>>43812384
Hey who is this? You left your radio transmitter on. What's going on?

>>43812413
No can we please not kill each other.


That's it. *get's on the loud speaker* HEY GUYS STOP FIGHTING EACH OTHER WE GOT CHAOS!!!!!!

>>43812413
Y'know what? Nah. You don't seem to understand. It is impossible for me to be a Heretic. I'm a fucking blank. I've punched a Herald of Slaanesh in the face. What more do you want?

>>43812445
>takes advantage of Omicron's help, and moves out of the gun's way.

>>43812393

This isn't over, Perp.

>turns towards the chimers

We've got company. Anyone know where that crazy techpriest went?

>>43812413
Skelly, you can deal with that little shit later, we got bigger problems!

Rolled 9, 1, 7, 15, 11 = 43 (5d20)

>>43812420
>A noise marine is murdered from behind by the wraiths.
YOU DARE TO INTERRUPT?
Rollan for sonic weapons

>>43812384
Hold on, I just need to find out who ruled here.
>brushes the dust off of a wall, revealing glowing blue hieroglyphs.
Oh no. no no no no no. We have to leave, NOW.
>a hand reaches out from the ground, clutching a noise marine by the ankle

>switches off the listener to avoid feedback issues

God-emperor damned Noise Marines.

Rolled 92, 107, 119 = 318 (3d230)

>>43812504
>lacking organs to vibrate into oblivion, only one of the wraiths is momentarily stunned by the cacophony. They attack.
>more hands start clawing their way out of the ground

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>43812504
Traitors! Face the Emperors wrath!
*fires Meltagun*

>>43812533
>Walks over and shakes hand then points to name badge
Omicron 23K-4

>>43812559
oops wrong dice

>>43812525
OI! HEAR AND WATCH THE BAND BUT DON'T TOUCH IT!

>Shoots sonic weapons towards the ground, extending over any opening it may have.

HEAR THAT SLEEPING BEAUTIES? YOU DIDN'T COME TO THE PARTY, SO THE PARTY CAME TO YOU!

>Increases "The bass" volume as it begins a countdown.

>>43812583

Detective Greely. You may want to prepare to be getting out of here. THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE HERE!

>>43812591

>Deactivates his auditorial sensors, before dragging his big box of loot that he had stashed behind one of the sleds towards the center of the base.

>>43812615
>Points to self, then leans head to the side confused

>>43812615
You guys have no loyalty. I'm going to go find Nyzart and the Quartermaster.
>runs off

>Keeps shooting towards the emerging necrons, enjoying every second of it.

WOOOOOOOOO! LOUDER! LOUDER! WHERE'S THE WARP DUST WHEN YOU NEED IT?!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>43812591
*drops meltagun and leaps forward to impale the champion with the powersword*
Can anybody hear me? We need fire support down here!

>>43812639
>Sprint's after Ron catching up with him
>Points to self then shakes head

>>43812591
>a booming voice echoes throughout the cyclopean complex
>"who dares intrude upon the domain of Ramothis, Overlord of the Chekh Dynasty?"
>Nyzart looks shaken

>>43812635

We've got real big trouble coming. As in a tomb world waking up trouble.

>>43812639

Good. I hope he doesn't make it back.

>>43812665
>Shot down mid-air (it only stuns you though, it was on a low frequency)
WAIT FOR YOUR TURN! BECAUSE--
>>43812669
--HERE THEY COME!

>>43812615
>>43812591
Oh fuck this!.....
>"Emergency Protocol Theta-Five Niner Four is in effect!"

This is code for hauling ass to the nearest Valkyrie and bugging out.

>>43812671
Don't worry. If they survive the Navy'll make sure he doesn't make it back.

>>43812667
Yeah, come with me. I need to make sure those fucking traitors don't shoot me in the back. I mean really, trying to kill me then leaving our friends for dead?

*grumbles*"
Hmmm... That was agood nap.

Rolled 6, 2, 7, 4, 7, 6, 13 = 45 (7d20)

>Both Chimera's move into the Tomb at combat speed and start engaging the Noise Marines.

Watch me get 7 Nat 1's. WITNESS.

>>43812703
*Crashs into the dirt*
You have gone too far heretic! I will destroy you!
*gets back up*

>"The bass" begins playing "boreale meditates in silence".
YEHEHEAH! NOW ITS LOCK AND LOADED! OPEN THE PORTAL, LORD, THIS TOMB IS GOING DOWN TO OBLIVION!

>>43812721
>Gestures to wait
>Presses button on Vox unit
>Vox unit on Saharduin switchs from Learn Low Gothic
>>43812730
>The back door swings open as the sleeping Saharduin jumps out and runs over to 23K and Ron

>>43812703
>"Look at them. Petty squabbles and pointless conflicts are in their nature. But in time they will realize the truth of it."

>>43812667
>runs over to Ron
Ron, what the fuck are you doing? Did you not get the memo that there's chaos and necrons this way? I'd recommend getting back to the Valkyries, you have a better chance there than with noisemarines.
Well, a marginally better chance, at least.

*operates vox*
hello this is Dolan, where is everyone?
over.
Things are less explody now. over.

>>43812763
>"But wait. There is a presence in the tomb. Someone familiar. Nyzart, old friend. How thoughtful of you to visit."
>you get the feeling that Nyzart is not, in fact, a friend.

>No portal is opening
LORD VIRMANTHRAS?!
>Boreale medotates in silence is already half way done.
>Sweat falling from his forehead.

MY...MYLORD?!

>>43812753
>Upon hearing this nightmare fuel incarnate, bith Chimera's turn and retreat out of the Tomb to be rapidly picked up by the waiting Vehicle Carriers, which take off immediately.

Fucking Boreale Meditates in Silence man. YOU ANIMAL.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>43812753
And you will follow into oblivion! You foolish abnominations!
*Tries to charge again*

>>43812835
>Necron warriors surround the noise marines now. A wraith uses its phasing abilities to sever several wires within The Bass

>>43812730
Where are we going to? Charging or retreating?
Fuck it I'm following Alice and Gary. You two seem like you know what your doing.

>>43812802
It won't be like that for too long. Fall back. We are apparently leaving very fast. something about nukes or something. I don't know.

>>43812837
But the quartermaster is down there!!

>>43812773
>>43812721
>Pulls out data slate showing a waiting Officio Assassinorum vessel waiting in orbit
>Two Thumbs up
>Two Fins up

Fuck it. *Walks out of valk*
There better be a party in that cave.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>43812860
>You manage to jump on the champion's back, but your sword does not penetrate its armor

GET OFF ME! AT LEAST ASK ME OUT FOR DINNER FIRST!

>Tries to throw the Kriegger away

>>43812874
Alright then setting up bolter for support. Just give me a holler when your near the entrance.

>>43812880
We still have to save Nyzart and the Quartermaster. I ain't the type to let people die while I go off into safety.

>>43812837
Alice we have to save them. We are going back. I order you to turn this Chimera around and help get them back.

>>43812873
>"Fools. All of them. Especially you, Nyzart. You should have known never to return to this place. Not after your dishonor.

>>43812915
>Grab's hand and fin takes off sprinting towards cave

>>43812873
>The noise marines begin dying around.
Oh boy, I'm not going out like that.
>Aims sonic destroyer towards the Nuke.
ONE LAST BASS DROP!

>>43812915
>looks around at the pariah, the eversor and the shark-person
We're not much of a rescue team.

>>43812953
Hope this is the way. I'm counting on you.

>>43812960
Fanner! Thank the Emperor. I knew you wouldn't let them die.

>>43812958
We gonna meet resistance on the way in, or we going straight to the Quartermaster and Ny?

>>43812892
*Crashs against a wall. Sparks fly from several bionic during the impact*
God Emperor give me strenght.
*gets up again and stumbles a bit. Draws the bolt pistol with one hand*

>>43812960
Hop in the Chimera I commandeered it. Alice is going to be so mad. We gotta get those two out now.

>>43812970
The Noise Marines are RiP in Pepperoni, if there's any resistance, it's necron and thus Nyzart's call

>>43812977
>beaming
NOW we're a rescue team. Good to see you, Jackson.

>>43812993
Alright.

>>43812930
Ah why not, could be fun.

>Alice seems....oddly calm compared to her earlier anger. She stands and moves to the Vox station, and gives the Operator an order of "Tell the pilot to turn us around, we get to kill us some Necrons. Heh, heh, heh."
>The Operator seems peturbed, but soon complies, as both Vehicle Carriers turn and head back planetside, dropping the Valkyries then going into low orbit.

Well chucklefuck, what now?

>>43812958
you wanna take over Ramothis in a bit?

>Nyzart is grabbed by the arms by two lychguard and dragged further into the tomb

>>43813005
>>43812977
>Thumbs up and dribbles a little

>>43812977
Jackson! Just what we needed, someone both sane an competent.
>turns to the others
Alright, pile in gents, we're going on an extraction mission.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

*throws a grenade to distract the enemy. Then charges again while firing bolt roungs to suppress the traitors*
For God Emperor of Mankind! You slaves of the dark gods are strong, but my faith is stronger!

>>43813013
>I shouldn't, I don't know jack shit about the character, dinasty or Newcrons in general. Well besides Trazyn.

>>43812977>>43813005

No you didn't though. You missed the part about THEM BEING IN THE AIR AND CREWED BY PRAETORIANS. So either you hijacked fuck all. Or jumped out and fell to your death. Choose your retcon wisely.

"Inquisitor, things have turned to shit down here. Noise marines ported in and woke up a tomb. No, I don't know how many. I turned the device off when the noise marines showed to avoid feedback. Most of them are bugging out already."

"Retrieve?"

"No, I understand. Greely out."

>The detective begins loading up.

The things I do for the Emperor...

>>43813043
meant to be a spoiler... damn.

Rolled 50 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>43813005
If we survive this the quartermaster will owe us the good beer.

>>43813027
>as soon as they mount up I take off down the tunnel.
*Rolling to see how fast we get there*

>>43813044
I hijacked it before it got aboard the transport or I can be in the Tank if you want.

>>43813029
>is shot before being able to shoot the Nuke to make it explode.

DAMN IT!

>>43813080
>Climbs into the back, Visually Shaking

>>43813080
Tank might make the most sense, with the least amount of retconning

>>43813005
Hey guys what are you doing in here?

>>43813080
Still didn't hijack it. Pretty sure the Crew would have had something to say about that. Retcon. Choose it wisely. There is the 3rd Retcon option of Gary's tank. He seems to be absent.

>11/24/15(Tue)23:44:58 No.43812837 - Valkyries pick up Chimera's.

>11/24/15(Tue)23:54:16 No.43812977 - Supposed Hijacking.

Choose. Wisely.

>the lychguard disappear with Nyzart deeper into the tomb

>>43813073
I literally just made him up. I was imagining that these 'crons had gold iconography with blue trim. Nyzart dishonored them in some way, but i can leave that up to you

>The detective begins moving on the tomb, eyes open for any outside activity

>>43813123
Our job, Lim. Unlike those gutless cowards Wellsley and Greely. They bugged out, even though we have an amazing chance to die for the Emperor.

>>43813114
>>43813141
Cool we got a tank. I'm a little sad I didn't punch out any Praetorians.

>>43813123
Hop in!! We're saving the day!!

>Trying to get the quartermaster off his back.
God damn Kriegger! I need to shoot the bass with my sonic destroyer so it reacts from the inside out and explodes! Else the necrons win!

>>43813165
>>43813160
>>43813123
>>43813112
T-minus 5 minuets guys. We're almost there.

>>43813165
Alright then, this isn't the worse scenario ive woken-up into. By the way who are we rescuing?

>>43812626

>Grabs a smaller, more compact mysterious box made of metal and covered in holy scripts and iconography out of the larger box, before looking around for any form of air transport.

>>43813189
>starts singing
Ere we go, ere we go...

>>43813145
I kind of want to let you have this one, see how you develop the character... how they interact... all those things, I'm actually impatient to know what did Nyzart exactly do to dishonor them.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>43813189
>>43813190
>Saharduin try's to use broken low gothic he's learnt from vox
If successful - Human save friends
>followed by thumbs/fin's up from both of us

Rolled 10 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>43813190
The Quartermaster and The Necron Techpriest

>>43813212
Any music you'd like to share?

*Anything above 50 and we arrive there*

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>43813181
*trying to punch the powersword in the back of the Marine*
Now face your death. I will send your soul back to your master.

>>43813165
And then they killed you for trying. The end. Tank works doh. Just don't break it, it's Gary's bby and he jizzes on Tyranids for fun.

>Both Chimera's advance into the Tomb slowly, keeping watch for -everything-.
>"Why exactly are we down here if Noise Marines are KIA? Surely more Necrons is a good thing right?"
>"Mhm, I suppose they hate each other?"

*surfs chimera*
*fires flamer into the air vox caster on top of one shoulder*

https://youtu.be/5YtGaba6rR4
Oh yeah!

>>43813248
>Gets impaled

Slaanesh damn.

These fucking non-reasoning.

Krieggers...


Oh... no...


The silence...

Make... it... stop...

>falls dead

*leaps up onto the Metal Slug*

Stand aside, didn't think you were leaving without me did ya?

>>43813181
>The necrons' weapons start to glow, powering up from their long slumber. they're all pointed at the noise marine

>moves up on the tomb itself, power sword and hellpistol out

I seriously never thought I would be doing something like this, ever.

>>43813292

>Races towards Metal Slug, mystery box clutched in one hand, toolbox in the other.

>>43813292
>ecstatic
Don't even care if you hate me, I'm so fuckin' happy to see you.

>>43813233
what?
Dolan raves rends?
What?

>>43813285
*Floors it into the center of the battle*
WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU!!!!!
Oh battles over... Is that a nuke?

>>43813318
Hey there Gary. Glory hounding again are we?

>>43813321
>Jumps out with Saharduin both scream so loud it echo's round the whole cavern
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>43813292
>Arthur comms Gary on an encrypted channel, "Ey mate, be a good chap and make sure these 'tards don't make us break your new toy? Thanks."

>>43813294
So um.....are Glancing Hits a thing in Penal Regiment /tg/? If so we should all PANIC.

>>43813320
>Gruntles.

>>43813321
Yes, but I am not sure if we should detonate it.

>>43813352
YOU HAVE CONSTRUCTED TOO MUCH PANIC. WHHHHHHHHHHHHY

>>43813370
Not really our call, sir. If we're on a Tomb World, it's the Inquisition's problem now.

>>43813343

>Does an impressive running leap onto the tank, before clambering in, setting down the toolbox, and tapping Gary on the shoulders.

Rolled 42, 46 = 88 (2d100)

>>43813321
Sensor Ping
First is for how well it goes off second is for what I see

>>43813318
I don't hate you, you just annoy people who have my loyalty.

>>43813343
Ain't about glory, boy. It's about killing things cause you like killing.

Now, where we going?

>>43813375
It's just a shark thing and one man's psychological drug induced adventure

>>43813370
Should it blow, the explosion will be based on warp fire rather than promethium or other relatives. It may also play a cacophony along the explosion.

>>43813409
spoiler

>>43813383
But we could finish it off right now.
*takes up the blastmaster*
One shot and the necron problem is solved for now.

>>43813356
Why do ya think I'm here making sure they dont, Skelly? If they fuck up, they'll be replaced.

>>43813391
And i thought i had good legs.
>>43813383
If they were here, what are they chances that they wont declare exterminatus in this planet.

>>43813321
>the necron guardians slowly turn towards the leman russ, their weapons still powering up.

>>43813398

Hey guys It seems we got some more movement down here. It's really slow. More Chaos maybe?

>>43813405
Those people want me dead. I'm not exactly striving for their affections.

>>43813429
Yes, but what about the Sorcerer? Who'll send him packing then?

>>43813432
We'd best hurry up, save Nyzart, and get out then.

>>43813405
Rescuing the detective and the Necpriest.

>>43813429
>The Chimera's roll up to the group only to see a Krieger fucking about with Heretical Explosives.

W-what? Why? Why are you attempting to detonate that when we're all in here?

Warp fueled Vraks flashback imminent.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>43813432
>>43813429
>Pulls device out of bag
>Saharduin try's to speak in Low gothic again
If successful - Why don't we use our melta bomb to detonate it?

>>43813448

I'm still outside the pyramid, you know.

>>43813391
Yeah what?

>deep within the inner confines of the tomb world, Nyzart is thrown to the ground in front of a throne. He struggles to stand
>seated on the throne is an overlord with a headdress oddly reminiscent of a Thousand Sons rubric marine's
>"so *good* to see you again, betrayer

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>43813471
>glares at the Chimeras
I'm going in deeper. Please don't set that off.
>runs down a corridor
Rolling to see if get to Ny slow or fast (1 is slow, 2 is fast)

>>43813448
The nechpriest? Heh... I'd best lock him up proper thus time.

Rolled 16, 5, 5, 12, 20, 19, 13 = 90 (7d20)

>>43813433
>The Chimera's turn their hulls towards the Necron Warriors and start firing all of their weapons.

Assuming we can see them, 7d20 is for everything but the HS and the Krak Launcher. If not they activate their Floodlights and Auspexes.


>>43813444
Gee I wonder why peasant.

>>43813474
Do we have enough even?

>>43813477
stay there then

Shit its late and I'm sleepy but this is like arriving to a book's plot twist. Even if I try I won't sleep now until I see the situation solved.

>>43813477

"Right, so how long do we have?"

"Oh, ok."

>The detective moves into the pyramid, weapons ready. Turns his bug back on to try and get some intel.

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>Start's jumping down deeper into the cave taking massive leaps
>Not Breathing
rolling how long it will take to reach the bottom by jumping ledge to ledge
Saharduin stay's at entrance

>>43813518
And stay down!
Hey ensign, do we have an exit plan?

>>43813495

>Sets down the mysterious box and points at it before wandering off and pulling out his tools in preparation for combat damages.
>The box is absolutely covered in holy scripts and iconography, with a clamp, a biometric scanner and a keypad lock locking it.
>On the clamp is written, "This clamp will release upon the order of an authorized techpriest, or the destruction of all nearby techpriests." The text on the box itself puts it into context, "NOTE: FOR STORAGE OF HERETICAL MATERIAL. DO NOT TAMPER WITH. DO NOT OPEN WITHOUT TECHPRIEST OR INQUISITORIAL AUTHORIZATION."
>There's also a piece of paper stuck to it. "P.S If this box begins shaking for no discernable reason, dump it as far away as possible and set it on fire. We shouldn't have you tell you this, 9."

>>43813474
It has to detonate from the inside. Only the blastmaster is able to achieve this.

>>43813518
Firing HE start firing everything we got men!

Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>43813542
Oh sod, there they go. Should we get after them?
Oh, bugger it all.
>runs after Ron an 23K-4, stumbling on the bizarre terrain.

>>43813497
You know that's a lie, Ramothis
>"ah, but it is a necessary lie, and one that preserved my reign. my court was unruly, and needed a common enemy to unite them, and avert their eyes from me."

>>43813600
The whole tomb is awaking. We should prepare for emergency extraction!

>>43813555
Since when do you say anything to me that isn't a sexual joke? But yes, we do. Kill Necrons, find Nyzart, kill the same Necrons a second time and then head into Orbit. Oh and if you destroy those documents AND promise not to touch the guns, I'll let you....surf the Chimera. Honestly.

>>43813577
Ah, I do believe I know what that is for...

*secures the box in a stowage bin, locks it*

ALICE, SKELLY, COME IN! WHAT ARE OUR TARGETS TO DESTROY?

>>43813620
EVERYONE IN THE TANK. WE ARE LEAVING, NOW!!! Can you set that bomb to remote detonation?

>sprinting down the corridor
Come on, there has to be some sort of big door, right?!

>>43813613
>>43813618
>Land's at the bottom of the cavern
>Approach what seems to be the throne room
>Try's to wave at Nyzart

>>43813635
An entire Dynasty's worth of Necrons and one pissed off Necron lord.

>>43813653
Get on the tank, dickhead! I need you alive right now!

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>43813542
retaking control here, I kinda want to help you out with this.
>Jumps down and begins following the other two's trail.

>>43813662
JACKSON! AIM THE TURRET TO OUR SIX, BLAST HE ALL OVER THE PLACE!

DOLAN, GET US OUT OF HERE!

>>43813668
Fuck off, I'm finding Nyzart!
>accent slips
Get outta heeyah before I start shootin' at ya! You guys are more valuable than I am!

>>43813645
I can destroy it from the distance, but I still need to hit it with this gun. We still have to wait for Wellsley, Nyzart and Gary.

>>43813683
It's cool, you've got a melta bomb btw

>>43813621
Im just happy im surfing the chimera, your chimera by the way. I feel like i've accomplished something.

Rolled 9, 19 = 28 (2d20)

>>43813668
Jump on a gun and start shooting!!!

>>43813662
Should we try to save the Necron Techpriest?

>>43813688
Drive in reverse! The armor is thicker in the front!

Firing!!

>>43813688
Give Ron one more minute! *Climbs on the back of the tank.*

>>43813613
>>43813655
>trips, falls, slides on face down remainder of slope, landing at 23K-4s feet
>gets up, dusts self off
I guess this is it then. Shit, I hear talking, be qui- oh yeah, you can't talk. Never mind then.
>attempts to listen to Nyzart's conversation through door

>>43813688
>>43813692
What's that? Gary! Did he say he was shooting at us?! Should we fire everything back?!

>The Chimera's start driving backwards tiwards the entrance.

This is a clusterfuck, making spaghetti so I'm not all focused. Everybody gimme a sit rep on your statuses

>>43813730
Yes jack were gonna rescue the necpriest, thats why were here.

>jumps down, landing by 23k's side.

>>43813731
>>43813745
>running down a corridor deep below, over the vox
No time, Quartamasta! Ya gotta go! This place is fulla Necron shit, dere's gotta be some way ta avoid gettin' fried!

>>43813714
Just remember we want those documents destroyed. ALL OF THEM. You understand what happens if you fail to do so again yes?

>hears a kerfuffle in the distance

"there may be too many for retrieval to be an option, inquisitor."

"Well, apparently he was a patsy of some sort. Yes, I did turn the bug back on."

>>43813745
Moving through the temple behind you all, convincing the inquisitor to delay exterminatus

>>43813730

I would like to remind everybody that the tank's engine armor is attached with glue after the bolts ran out, and will fly off if struck with anything harder than a rock.

>>43813745

Sitting in the tank with a wrench and the only key to the heresy box.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43813742
>>43813733
>>43813730
Alright, I'll just kill some skeletons...

*fires stubber*

>>43813768
Psst! Ron, I think we've found it, behind this big regal-looking door here.
>gestures to door
Nyzart's having a chat with someone in there, it appears. They don't sound friendly.

>>43813733
The phaeronship is rightfully mine!
>"that's precisely why you were my scapegoat. the court are fools, and the plebeians never even knew you existed."

>>43813745
[Spoiler]Just outside Nyzart's room with the shark and Fanner[/spoiler]
>Point's at his two friends, holds up smiley face then puts back in bag and concentrates on what's going on next door

>>43813745
I am waiting to near the entrance of the tomb and ready to blow up the warp bomb with the blastmaster. I am just waiting for a vehicle to escape the blast.

>>43813772
A heretical party? with greater daemons of khorne shaking their asses to demonic beats, while cultist are having a disgusting festering orgy. Seriously though i cant think of anything sexual to say, how bout "ive mounted your chimera?"

>>43813745
AFAIK, Fanner, Ron and Omi are off rescuing Ny, Jackson is driving your Russ, Dolan is surfing a Chimera, QM is preparing to detonate the DUBNUKE, Alice actually snapped, the Praetorians are angry, it's 500 miles to the Informal Penance, we've got a full tank of gas, it's dark and we're wearing Blast Resistant Goggles.

>>43813825
>startled
FANNER?! What the FUCK are ya doin' here?! Whateva. You're here. Let's go in.

>>43813826
>bursts through door
Nyzart! I don't care who the fuck you're talkin' to, this place is goin' up, and we ain't gonna be in it!

Rolled 19 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>43813730
*Shot hits dead center of the Necron formation killing dozens*
YEAH!!!

I'm bring the tank around to get Nyzart and the rest!!
*rolling for driving fast*

>>43813889

>Clicks repeatedly in annoyance at Corpsman Jackson's awful driving.

>>43813874
>both necrons look at the blank
run!
>Ramothis makes a motion as if smelling the air
>"you. you are a blank. has my brother been shepherding you, trying to make a pariah for himself?"
also forget what i said about the chekh dynasty, this is the Fahkeet dynasty

>>43813889
HEY DONT CRASH THAT TANK! Im planning on painting it with racing stripes!

>>43813874
>Backs up Ron's burst in, roaring and holding the meltabomb tight in its palm. Slamming a Necron down with its free hand as it enters

>>43813889
>>43813874
Gary! I see the Lance Corporal and Ron.
Get ready to shoot.

>>43813914
There is 8 pedals and 5 levers. You're lucky I'm doing this good.

>>43813939

The Fuck It Dynasty. Got it.

>>43813944
Don't you dare, soldier!

>>43813959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyCtfd8w6JQ

probably

>>43813950
>>43813939
>>43813874
>Bursts in shredding nearest necrons in a frenzy

>>43813963
Hey Gary. Let's make an entrance. Can you blast that door off it's hinges?

>>43813963
Alright! Blazing fire then!

>>43813979

I initially pictured the Necrons as Russian Mobsters when you called them the Fahkeet Dynasty.

Now I definitely can't get the Russian Mobster image out of my head.