>The Queen wants you to join her baseball team

>>43781963
Centaurs should probably wear clothing that covers their genitals more often than they do.

This reminds me of the time we had to join the Lich's bowling league.

>luckswing

>>43782196
just be happy you didn't have to jam.

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>>43781963

STAND IN THE BATTER'S BOX!

I don't care if you've got FOUR legs or NO legs! You are on MY field, you will follow MY rules!

Quietly ask whether the league drug tests.
Politley decline if they do. Cos 19 stength aint natty.

>>43781963
This seems like a great way to die if anything catches her off-guard.

>>43782061
In every serious take on centaur society I've seen where they're not barbarians, they generally do wear some kind of underwear/pants/skirt thing down there.

>>43784812
come to think of it he does look pretty worried

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>>43781963
>>43782061
>>43785717

>>43781963
Looks like a sausage.

>>43784558
You sound small

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>>43782196
Bane?

>>43785725
Hoers pussy?

>>43785725
your right it probably is the horse pussy rather then the legs

>>43781963
I throw her tea into the bay and yell "FREEDOOOOOOM" while I eat a piece of meat between two buns, with some cheese, tomato sauce, mustard and lettuce.

>>43781963
Must be a really out-of-shape team, if I passed the physical. No wonder these guys never win.

>>43781963
That horse anatomy. My fucking sides.

Fucked up anatomy aside, her strike zone is fucking gigantic. 0/10.

>>43788599
Are you kidding me? You're talking bout god damn strike zone!

THE FUCKING PITCHER IS AN OOZE.

OPEN YOUR EYES REF, YOUR PASSIVE PERCEPTION FUCKING SUCKS!

>>43782061
>>43785717
>>43785725
>Realizes she's a tad bit too forward
>Backs up a step
>Catcher gets a face full of horse pussy right up against his mask
>She doesn't move back forward

>>43781963
>Baseball
What? Oh, right, it's burger daytime hours!

>>43781963
Why do we have a monarchy, and why do we play baseball?

>>43782061
Well, that's one school of thought.
The other is that humans should wear clothing that covers their genitals less frequently (weather conditions permitting).

>>43789688
We've always had a monarchy, but we've used baseball to pick our ruler since 1457. The King of that time died without any heirs and the noble houses had the forethought that going to war over the throne would just destroy the country and knock them all out of positions of power. So we have a contest of champions, with whoever leads and manages the most effective team gets the throne.

>>43789815
How about no

>>43781963
A centaur would be awful at baseball. She can't gain the necessary momentum through rotation. I mean, it's baseball. Spinning is a good trick.

>>43789202
hnnng

>>43791168
She's not meant to be good at hitting the ball. She's meant to be good at running. Don't matter how shit your batting is if you can hit 24 km/h at a brisk jog.

>>43793036
This is why you need to have a separate Centaur league. Their averages would just be totally lopsided compared to human players.

>>43793713
>Their averages would just be totally lopsided compared to human players

Throw in some goblins to smooth things out?

>>43793749
You're kidding right? Their strategy is to just not swing and be as small as possible. There's no sport in everyone just walking.

>Your Majesty, the ancient royal power of [Bat] is within you. The trick is not moving the bat to strike the ball - it is moving the world to place the ball where you desire it to be.

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>>43781963
Actually, a team of superhuman baseball players sounds pretty cool.

I'll be either thrower of batter, since I can't really parry very well.

>>43785717
I think he's more worried about the horse shit.

>>43795336
wasn't there a DC comic where the heros and the villians play baseball?

>>43795914
An episode of Batman : The brave and the bold too.
luthor cheats

>>43781963
Why am I in a nation that has parasites still?

>>43787483 seconded

>>43781963
>Everything between knees and shoulders is fair game.
Her strike zone is MASSIVE!
and her articulation is DUBIOUS!
easy out, provided that the catcher doesn't drop the ball because of that eyefull he's getting.

>>43795914
There was a marvel adventures comic where the Avengers challenge Galactus to a game of baseball. It was pretty good.

>>43782061
>Centaurs should probably wear clothing that covers their genitals more often than they do.

So you mean that a species physically incapable of putting on underpants should somehow have evolved a nudity taboo about their junk?

I mean, fuck, if they needed to answer the call of nature they'd have to ask someone to take them off for them. How's that for awkward?

Just stop staring your perverts, it's nothing you haven't seen in the stable.

>>43781963
Do I get paid?
Does this lead to any future job prospects?
Is the realm in peril from an invasion of mindflayer baseball enthusiasts, and is this the only way to stop them from ruling the realm as well as all bases?

I mean, what's my motivation here?

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>>43797881
>Is the realm in peril from an invasion of mindflayer baseball enthusiasts, and is this the only way to stop them from ruling the realm as well as all bases?
EVERYBODY GET UP
IT'S TIME TO SLAM NOW

>>43797881
Why did I laugh.

>>43798155
Song doesn't fit the sport

>>43793713
Just let some orc throw the ball. As long as he managed to throw it in right direction, you win.

>>43803233
>not knowing the Grand Slam
Bitch please.

>>43795914
The West Coast Avengers and East Coast Avengers used to meet up for a yearly baseball game.

>>43804692
All I can think of is how it would work if the hulk or Thor went to bat. It would just... You wouldn't be able to CATCH the ball. It'd be hitting escape velocity at the very least.

>>43791168
But she has the high ground by default.

>>43793036
Are horses good at making sharp turns?

>>43805858
>The face she made when she realized the catcher was staring right at her pussy

>>43781963
The opposing team doesn't have Christopher Robin for a pitcher, do they? I ain't facing him!

>>43805921
Terrible, they don't slow down quickly either.

Humans may be able to round the bases better in spite of being so much slower. However if you need to get in front of the runner there is a much greater chance of just getting trampled to death.

>>43804761
NO

WE'RE NOT DOING THAT AGAIN

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>>43804761

>>43806507
look at this scrub in the sandy low ground

>>43804761

Not all of her has the high ground, if you catch my meaning.