D&D 5e Djinni Wish

Airship. It's specific enough to not fuck you over, and name a problem that can't be solved with one

>>43750893
Any underground or dungeon delving quest ever

>>43750893
Dragons.

>>43750974
You can bring more rope and minions to send to their death
>>43750989
You crash it into it

>>43750866
The most delicious cookie that has ever existed, and will ever exist.

>>43751065
This is a monkey's paw itsself. For what is there to life after you have had the best that is and ever will be?

>>43751097
Presumably anything that isn't a cookie in this case I would guess

Omnipotence.

>>43750866
That the Djinn would be your friend forever.

Ask your DM for a boon. (There is a list in the DM's guide.

>>43750866
This >>43750893 is actually a pretty good suggestion. It's not something inherently greedy like wishing for a specific value of gold, and it's not the sort of rules-lawyering wish that the DM will want to screw you over on. It's something that will help out in your adventures without being overly strong.

>>43750893
>An airship made of chocolate and ice-cream. It's delicious enough to tide you over, without spoiling your dinner if you share it with the party and name a flavour to avoid nasty ones like Prune.

FTFY

>>43751300
>>43750893
What if the DM gives you a ship made out of air
I know that's what i would do

>>43751156
Just wish that never again may the Djinn be imprisoned by any means.

You get will befriend the Djinn and prevent him from ever being forced into that position again.

Greed is the deathknell of all who make wishes. When done in good faith for no personal gain a wish usually remains untainted. That is unless your DM is a dick.

>>43750893
Inb4 the airship doesnt work or it's faulty and it blows the fuck up in the most inconvenient moment.

>>43751892
Or it was stolen from some influential people.

>>43750866
>We have to use 1 of the wishes to obtain a specific item for a quest
Why not just skip to the end and wish for the quest to be solved directly?

Also, world peace, with the proviso that the wish is granted in a way other than automatically killing any groups that are in conflict.

>>43754642
But then they'd be out of their jobs!

>>43751156
One of my players literally wished that the djinni would consider being his friend.
Consider.
She did.
And then she enslaved him, so that she could better reconsider at a later date.
She'll warm up to him eventually.

>>43751156
Billy and Mandy adventures ensue.

>>43750866
If your GM is anything like this fag >>43751491 just wish the djinn a good night's rest or something like that, to avoid getting dicked over pointlessly.