What are some signs that you've entered a Druid's forest?

>>43737452
Two words

Talking. Plants.

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Near-instantaneous disembowelment upon stepping on a flower.

the clovers in the grass spelling "GET OFF MY LAWN" tends to be a foolproof sign

>>43737452
My druid? The sound of monkeys yelling and climbing into trees, slowly getting closer to you. Then, the feeling that you're being disemboweled by a giant cat.

>>43737452
The path behind you is obstructed by hedges and trees. The vines creep closer...

Kind of like "Monster House", but with more green and raep.

>>43737452
It's well-maintained. Wild animals rarely attack travelers, underbrush has been cleared in places to reduce the risk of forest-fire, while plants and animals appear far healthier and more robust than would be otherwise expected.

>>43737452
It's a forest.

The constant sound of yiffing permeating the area.

The trees scream if you try to cut them down

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>>43737452
It smells like weed, unemployment, and parental disappointment everywhere.

>>43737452
>What are some signs that you've entered a Druid's forest?
Like all instances of virgin nature; disgusting.

>>43737452
You can't own a forest, man.

>>43737521
that doesn't make any sense, though. Druids want nature, and animals trample plants all the time. As long as you're not deliberately trashing the place and just moving through with a minimum of disturbance, it'd be fine.

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A pun making poetree

>>43737452
There is a Druid in it