Penal Regiment /tg/; Warp Relaxation 2: Daemonic Boogaloo Edition

>>43722296
*Yawn* Alright! Any close quarter specialists among you bunch of panty-lickers, on me.

Was just about to start it. Thanks for beating me to it, I hadn't thought of a title for this episode. Also, the steam group is up.

>>43722336
Now I drop my trip too!

>>43722296
>sighs
I hope these other daemons aren't so big. That big bitch took a lot outta me.
Steam group is best

>>43722296
in the Generator Room* Damnit, I need sleep, anyway, as I mentioned, the recap of the ride yesterday:
Someone(Admittedly I don't remember EXACTLY who) broke the Gellar Field Generator, Daemons from all 4 Gods invaded, the most notable of which being a Herald of Slaanesh.
It was at this point that everyone but myself bumrushed the Slaaneshi Daemons and killed them, then fixed the Gellar Field, while I killed Khornates and our brave Valhallan destroyed everything. Including part of the ship....a bit.
Now, we are at today. With potential for MANY THINGS TO GO WRONG.

>>43722336
>>43722352
>flinches at the mention of the Herald, but continues to face out into the corridor, raising her Powerfist.

Does this count Sergeant?

>>43722355
I had a party with nurglings instead of slaaneshi daemons, although I RP'd it like daemons of all gods were there. Probably incorrect, but what is done cannot be undone.

>>43722355
>>43722374
Rogan da? I apologize for not mentioning yourself.

Ammendment: AFAIK, Rogan was assaulted somewhere near.....Medical, I forget exactly, by at the very least Nurglings, I believe our Navigator did the smart thing and kept Navigating so we didn't get devoured, um....I can't remember all of it so I have a better idea

PREVIOUS THREAD: >>>43704182

>>43722374
aand I forgot trips. Typical me.

>>43722362
Good enough, you might as well come with me anyway.

>looks around
It's weird. To think this room was filled with rape-daemons not so long ago. They were pretty fun to fight, though. Just the right amount of deadly and weak, so you had a challenge, but hitting them would drop 'em. Doesn't happen so much.

>>43722453
Might not just be you. It knocked mine off too and I never even touched it. No idea why.

>>43722455
Yes Sergeant. D-do you mind if I ask where we're headed?

>>43722478
Must you constantly mention the Slaaneshi Daemons? It's bad enough I h-had to see them.

*Wanders in with a burbles, having repaired the Gellar field generator as best as possible. Waves to everyone, now sporting his plasma mechandrites.*

>>43722504
I'm not going to ask why the freak you out so much, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna wonder.

>>43722510
"Enginseer. How are y-your 'brothers' doing?"

>>43722512
I appreciate the gesture. I w-wouldn't have expected it.

>nods slightly without turning to face him.

Uh hey everybody I'm [random ship noises] the new guy! I hope we can all get along to purge the enemies of the Imperium of Man in the Emperor's name!

>>43722504
Just gonna clear out any shit that's still around. But talk to me, Ensign. This was your first real bad combat. Obviously you're shaken by it.

>>43722581
Grab a weapon, FNG. We've got demons to kill.

>>43722544
*"Approximately 75% of mechanicus units have survived the warp incursion. Repairs and cleansing are starting around all mechanicus holds. Are you alright Ensign? Your bio signs are fluctuating. This Tech Priest is available for help."*

>>43722596
Don't worry sir! I have my standard issue lasgun and combat knife on me at all times!

*Finally manages to get back on his wheelchair*

>>43722587
>gestures to the corridor outside the Generator Room and marches outside, halting to lean against the door frame.

Second actually Sarge, we eh, d-did end up here simply because we got beaten that bad after all. but anyway, my f-first Op with the Regiment was against Heretics, rebelling on some minor Agri-world. It didn't eh, go according to plan, as you already know.

>>43722609
I ain't no sir, kid! But whatever. If you find a better weapon lying around, you can keep it.

>>43722630
Oh yeah, that's right. I take it you didn't fight daemons though.

Check your corners, you milksops! Stay frosty, use those lamps!

*sweeps corridors, carefully watches shadows*

>>43722609
*Hands FNG several grenades and burbles as he moves forwards.*

>>43722644
*Pokes a mechandrite around corners as he follows Gary.*

>>43722655
Can't help but notice you're acting more and more like a soldier and member of our little team, cogboy.

*teleports behind u*

*unsheaths katana*

pssh

nothin personnel... kid

>>43722644
/*Discipline learned during bootcamp reasserts itself and stops humming*/

>>43722655
/*signs thank you*/

>>43722673
*Burbles an affirmative.*

>>43722679
*Waves one limb at FNG as another pots a minor demon.*

Looks like I'll be able to participate for the whole thread in the end, my plans have been cancelled.

>>43722674
wat.

>>43722600
"I'm fine, just a bit n-nervous is all. I'll be glad to be away from this area."


>>43722644
>follows after Gary, training her Bolter on each door or hatch as they pass them.

Not at first Sarge, first it was j-just Khornate Cultists, they weren't so bad, occasional Bloodletter mixed in but those never got c-close enough to strike. But, even the strongest wall will fall if you throw enough rocks at it. We got battered, hard, then s-sent to the rear lines to guard some refugee camp. This'd be where th-things actually get....b-bad.

>>43722722
I know where this is going. Sorry, but things are uncomfortable enough with me just being alive. I think I'll go look for... Something somewhere else.
>walks away in the opposite direction as fast as possible

As predicted, they've re-enabled the reality bubble around their vessel. Luckily my daemon pacts have also won me some favors, unleash the Warp Talons, make them follow the scent of the rune the Horror placed on their vents.

That should teach that Necron and his soulless friend to never cross me again.

>>43722746
Eh! Get back here! I don't.....object to y-your presence as long as you don't keep those 'documents' around.

>>43722355
Reporting in, sorry for driving the Hydra around inside the ship guys.

*wakes up from being passed out on vodka and RAGE AGAINST THE ENEMIES OF THE IMPERIUM inside the hydra*

What the shit is going on fuckmothers?

>>43722764
What documents? Oh shit, you know I never destroyed that book, and have been selling copies for 10 Thrones?

>>43722766
Hydra? Comrade surely you are of meaning Hades, da?

>>43722780
I have no idea what your selling but I have ten thrones on me right now.

I'll buy.

>>43722722
*"Affirmative Ensign. Recommend thorough clearing of area and adequate rest for recovery. Discussion of issues with appropriate parties may be helpful."*

>>43722794
Leave them in the Men's Room in section D-54. In 3 days you'll get your copy.

>>43722766
*looks around*

Oh shit, I'm still inside, wonder if I drove around like maniac Ivan on Ladies night?

*on the vox*

EVERYBODIES, WHERE ARE YOU? AND IS THERE CHAOS SCUM TO PURGE? I OF STILL HAVINGS DRILL OPERATIONAL BUT IS PROBABLY NOT GOOD IDEA TO USE DRILL ANY MORE THAN NECESSARY, ESPECIALLY ON VULNERABLE SHIP!

SO, WHERE IS RANDEVOUZ AND IF ANYBODY NEEDINGS OF GREAT VALHALLAN VODKA I STILL HAVE A BOTTLE OF TWO OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

>>43722783
Hail Hydra. Yeah, I meant hades, shit. Whatever. Too much of alpha legion in my mind to think straight, too much to paint and so on. I'm too lazy to ever really get my doods painted

>>43722722
Go on...

>>43722780
>turns around to face Ron, her expression best described as 'beyond angry'.

On second thoughts, maybe you -should- search elsewhere for now. Find those copies and destroy them. Do what you wish with the money but you destroy all evidence of that book existing or I will destroy -you-.
Am. I. Clear?

>half raises her Bolter, before apparently re-thibking it and lowering it reluctantly.

>>43722812
>>43722783
Too much on my mind. Fucking magnets how do they work? Anyway...

I am of dying from hangover, this is not fun at all.

>A tear on reality forms in the main hall, it's as if an animal slashed a scar on skin, warp flooding from the breach. Three Warp Talons come out of it, one of them a champion (or pack leader rather, given their animalistic nature), who vanishes again to re-appear Emperor knows where. The other two rally with the remaining Daemons on the ship

>>43722841
And you stop stuttering when you're pissed off. Yep, I seen this before. Nevermind him, Ensign. You were saying?

>>43722841
>hands raised defensively
Yeah, totally! No worries, consider them gone.
>under his breath
As far as you know.

>>43722841
Are Khornates really that good at melee? The Regimental commissar says that malnutrition and lack of tactics makes them easy to fight!

I am of too drunk for this shit. No driving while drunk, exccept if driving already and then get drunk. But not if wake up half drunk.

*stumbles out of Hades Siege drill*

Chyort!
*stumbles around*
CYKA!
*more stumbling
BLYAT!

*no more stumbling, but a very unsteady posture*

Alright, where the shit am I and how do I get to kill enemy?

>>43722860
They're better than you are kid, I'll say that much. Don't be afraid of the enemy, but be careful with them. Just like you're careful with a hot pot of recaf.

>>43722860
*over the vox*

YOUR VOX IS ONLINE SOLDIER! WHOEVER YOU ARE!

CHAOS SCUM IS SCUM THAT FIGHTS HARD EVEN FOR SCUM, NEVER UNDERESTIMATE CHAOS SCUM!!!

COMMISSAR OF YOURS WAS IDIOT AND PROBABLY DIED BY HERETIC OR SIMILAR CIRCUMSTANCES!

NOW IDENTIFY YOURSELF AND TELL ME WHERE THE SHIT YOU ARE! I NEED TO RZ WITH ANYONE, AND YOU ARE ROOKIE ENOUGH TO LEAVE VOX ON LIKE SILLY.

WHERE ARE YOU AND WHO ARE YOU?

*The smell of vodka is transmitted trough the vox, Valhallan space magic, I aint got to explain shit*

>>43722794
>>43722808
Rookie! If you want to make it past your first day, I'd do no such thing.

>turns the same expression she directed at Ron on the FNG, accompanied with the same half-raised Bolter.

>>43722796
>>43722817
Sorry for my....outburst, and I will Enginseer, o-once we're done here....but, yes Sarge.
What we didn't know at the t-time, that made it's self obvious was that some of those Muppets were S-Slaaneshi Cultists. At least two were P-Psykers from ehat Arthur told me....but anyway, I'm not quite comfortable discussing it at the moment,
>she pauses to subtly jerk her head in Ron's direction before continuing.
b-but um....s-short story is that it was w-way t-t-too close.....for a lot of the others it -was- too close.
That's all for now S-Sarge...

>trails off, turning her attention instead to her Bolter.

>>43722891
>On your stumbling you can see a warp talon moving towards where the daemons are currently packed, you aren't sure if it's an hallucination caused by the inmense ammounts of alcohol in your bloodstream of it its legit though

>>43722929
You can prove NOTHING!

>>43722891
*on vox* You're in the hangar bay, sir. Rendezvous with us in... corridor D of sector 3, and I'll give you some scale of the nid that bit you. Heh, literally...

>>43722941
Didn't say it earlier but ir's good to have you onboard for this one too mate. It's nice to have actual tough enemies every now and then.

>>43722925
*"Current party is only a small distance away from Gellar field Generator Captain. Recommend you take lift to our level and proceed by foot towards loudest sounds of fighting."*

>>43722929
*"Affirmative Ensign. Please inform this Enginseer if you would like any additions to your armor or weapons."*

>>43722961
Well, I for once I'm trying to make a character consistent through the series (Virmanthras) but I'm kinda still tied to my one-shot saturday morning style villains habit

>>43722925
We're in the generator room I think, all the breaching and clearing is making everything meld together.

>>43722929
Okay?

>>43722929
Ahhhh... think now I understand why Skelly was so emphatic that you were not to be... bothered. Alright, well, I suggest you trade in that powerfist for a melta or something. Don't let anything ever get that close again.

>taps at his forearm keyboard, summoning his "skitarii" to his location

Where should we clear first, ensign?

>>43722973
Lol I was about to say I had noticed you're following that trope with him. I approve of it and his overall hamminess, keep it up

Rolled 39 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>43722941
What the shit? Pansy little terrorist chaos scum and killable deamons?

*mutters* This might validate drunk driving the Hades...

>>43722954
*on vox* SHHH!!! Of quiet! I am either of hallucinating from funny gas that Hades emits, should probably have a techpriest look into that... anyways, I am of seeing arch enemy. And I WILL operate the Hades for swift annihilation of enemy.

>>43722965
*Understood, I will come there, on foot, after disposing of chaos scum. Also, you could have look into Hades? It emits smoke in inside, not good. Also needs more weapons mounted.

Anyways, I am of willing to take care of things.

>>43722978
Ah for shit of sake! Everybody suddenly of bombarding when I find entertainment!

I got that Guardsman, also I might need backup in the hangar bay, inform the others.

>>43722941
*"sneakily" stumbles back inside the Hades Drill*

*sips vodka straight from bottle*

Alright, time for cleanings of hangar.

Rolling for percentage of damage done to Hangar structure by Drill rampage(1st roll) Also rolling for damage to enemies (2nd roll)

FOR VALHAAALLLAAAA DIIIEE CHAOS SCUMM!!!!

*Revs up the Drill and charges straight at the enemy

>>43722973
Aye, Virmanthras is best Heretic, he must endure(Btw for some reason my brain is screaming at me that "Virmanthras" is similar to that one Dreadlord from Warcraft 3 that Arthas shreks whose name escapes me, is there any logic to that or is it the fatigue talking?)

Also if you throw more Slaaneshi at us I will both loathe and respect you.

If you guys want to join the Steam Group, post your Steam name and I'll put you in.

Rolled 9, 93 = 102 (2d100)

>>43723016
For fuck's sake what of went wrong. Re rolling.
1st for Damage to structures
2nd for damage to enemy

>>43723038

well that's something

>>43723032
Un moment por favor



>>43723038
*structures get only scratches, warp talons&deamons are moved down with glorious melta cutting Drill*

YESS!! I AM OF BETTER DRIVING DRUNK THAN DRIVING SOBER! FUCK YOU CHAOS SCUM! HOW DOES THAT FEEL CHAOS SCUM? SUCK ON MY SHIT CHAOS SCUM! YOUR MOTHERS ARE SHIT CHAOS SCUM! SUCK ON IT FUCKMOTHERS! VALHALLA NUMBER 1 I KILL YOU ALL CHAOS SCUM!!!

>>43723058
It is if great success

>>43722965
"The offer i-is appreciated....I could use a stock for my Bolter, why they never have one is b-beyond me.

>>43722994
I would if we h-had one Sarge

>>43723001
I believe we s-should clear the main Cargobay first then move towards the N-Navigator....

>>43723001
Eh, Miss Wellsley?

>>43723021
Sounds simillar to Varimanthras now that you mention it, it's a coincidence though.
I was originally going for Vilgax but Googling told me that it was already taken for some kind of saturday monday cartoon villain, wanted to switch it for Vilemanthras but that exhuded waaaaayyy to much HAM, Virmanthras seemed better.

>>43723038
>The drill massively rips through daemons, leaving the Warp Talon exposed and alone

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>43723104
That is also acceptable.

*sees chaos scum still alive*

FOR SHIT OF FUCKINGS ME WHAT THE SHIT HOW OF SURVIVE THIS?

FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU

*Revs the drill up once again, for a finishing charge*

Rolling for success. d20 because I'm overusing the d100

>>43723104
is it a coincidence that good CSM names are also good names for chromatic dragons?

>joins the absentminded techpriest, wherever he might be.

>>43723123
Shid :DD

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>43723123
>The warp talon uses the jump pack to jump on your Hades, it tries to rip the hatch open with a single swipe of its claws

>>43723137
>>43723104
>>43723081
See
>>43723032
Because Gary made a group, and I'm gonna use it damn it.

>>43723016
*"Affirmative Captain. The Ensign has requested I work on the regiments new Chimera as well, I will procure parts for the drill at the same time."*

>>43723081
*"Stock for bolter will be procured Ensign. This Enginseer will also procure you a multi-melta if it is so desired."*

>>43723165
Right, my apologies. Mechaelite is my steam username

>>43723160

Roling for glorious lasgun of the imperium

Marksmanship skills?

>>43723032
Adam Savage Counter-Terrorist.

Rolled 16, 11, 17 = 44 (3d20)

>>43723160
OH SHIT YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDINGS ME!!

TOTAL FUCKING XENO-SHIT!!!

I WILL KILL YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

*starts doing raging donuts with the Hades drill

Rolling for armor save(1st)+shake-off(2nd) and damage to surroundings (3rd)

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>43723185
Dammit

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>43723198
>Jumps down trying to avoid the falling rubble.

Time for a little sneaky-time...

*vanishes into darkness*

brb fellas

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43723176
"The Multi-Melta would be most a-appreciated, but are you sure your brothers wouldn't object to giving it to a mere G-Guardsman?"

>>43723160
By the Emperor.

>trains her Bolter on the Warp Talon and fires off two shots.

>>43723165
my name's Nightmare Fuel. There's a decent amount of people with that name so you might have a better time looking for me on gary's friends list

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>43723214
*fixes loose scaffolding to fall on them at the right time*

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>43723234
Oi, let's see what the dice gods have to say about daemon+astartes armor

>>43723239
my name, for those who haven't seen: vexilariusxxvii

Rolled 16, 6 = 22 (2d20)

>>43723214
Jumping yes, Evasion, barely. You're off my Hades. Mwahaha

>>43723198
*GLORIOUS ARMOR OF IMPERIUM NEVER FAILS*

*DONUTS OF GLORY&>>43723214*

*Causes devastating damage to the hangar*

FUUUCCCKKK YOOOOUUU CHAAAAOOOOOSSS SSSSCUUUUUUUMMMM!!!!!


FOR VALHAALLLAAAAAA!!!!

*One last rev up of the drill and charge at the rubble-evading warp talon*


1st roll for damage to Warp talon, 2nd for damage to surroundings

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>43723214
Rolling for more lasgun fire

What is this a flashlight or something?

>>43723255
The emperor controls my dice! AND MY FURY!!!!

>>43723234
not to dictate wargear, but wouldnt a Mastercrafted melta would be much easier to use? If it's a multi melta, it would have to be downsized quite a bit for a young woman in carapace to use

>Gets drilled, shot and landed upon by rubble and a catachan.
>You can hear a scream of pain inside the heavily mutated astartes armor, a mix between an animal and a human before collapsing to the floor, the remains burning on warpfire but not being entirely consumed, as even if mutated beyond repair it is still not a daemon.

>>43723281
You are infact right. I was not properly thinking with untired brain. MC Melta is better choice. IC I suppose that I could (thankfully)chalk her agreement up to being just a tad not of fully sound mind atm.

>>43723301
*Hops out of the Hades, barely capable of standing upright due to vast amounts of Vodka consumed*


FFFFUUUUUCCCKKK YOOOOOUUUU PIIIIEEEEECCCEEE OOOFFF SHHIIIIITTT!!!!!!


*dances around the dead traitor marine*

WE KILLED IT WE KILLED IT WE KILLED IT AHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!


FOOOR THE EMPEEEROOOORRR!!!!!


*collapses on all fours and starts vomiting*

Eurgh, too much vodka and happiness causes bile to exit...

Not fucking funny...

Rolled 4, 16, 18, 3, 8 = 49 (5d20)

>several non-robed, crimson painted "skitarii" appear in the cargo bay and fire their gauss blasters at various daemons.

>>43723329
I swear I love this character

Rolled 3, 8, 6 = 17 (3d20)

>>43723301
*lands atop rubble, fires shotgun at incapacitated warp talons heads*

Why are these fuckers never that big a challenge?

>>43723306
Yeah, I mean, if it behaves like the melta Captain Titus uses in his game, that's serious rapage right there

/*Quietly contemplating how crappy a lasgun is*/
Darn the lasgun is the shortstick of weapons.

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>>43723333
>One of the shots the eighteen reveals the other warp talon among the Daemons.

>>43723338
I appreciate it, I'm having so much fun.

>>43723032
poorwhitey, horse masked sniper imagerino, Finland

>>43723333
dunno how I messed up that greentext

>walks put of a doorway behind the "skitarii", hands clasped behind his back.

>>43723354
Only 3 came to the ship, and they were sepparated

>>43723338
he's like Reznov from World At War, but way drunker and awesomer

>>43723354
>>43723306
My bad, I'm not up on weight of weapons.

>>43723371
Ah, well, 3 shots at one then

>>43723234
*"Would not gather Melta from brothers. Sisters are much easier to deal with. Do not worry yourself over it."*

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>after a while of avoiding Wellsley, Ron makes it to the Mess Hall
Haven't eaten in forever.
>opens fridge

>>43723359
Greentext, Y U do dis?

>>43723368
I would post an image of general greivous, but my phone isn't letting me download anything for some reason

Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d20)

>>43723359
*notices one more warp talon*

CYKA BLYAT!!!

ANOTHER CYKA TO RAM!!

*crawl-runs back to Hades Drill*

*mumbles*Fucking chaos pansy fuckers...

*Revs up the Hades drill once more for another fatal ramming*

As always 1st for damage to enemy, 2nd for damage to structures

>>43723399
Somehow messed up the greentext. Okay.

>a bottle of 500-year-old amasec greets him
Oh, shit.

>>43723338
He's an alcoholic version of Mikhailovich. Slightly less professional admittedly due to always being drunk but still, Captain Dmitry "Krevchenko, Steiner, all must die" Dragovich is awesome Captain.

All right men...I b-believe that with Sergeant Gary's order, we shall move on to secure the Navigator.

>focuses again on her Bolter when she's not scanning for targets.

>>43723415
For fuck's sake

*the Warp talon easily evades the ramming drill*

IDINAHUI CYKA BLYAT WHERE ARE YOU GOINGS?

*Almost rams a preatorian chimera, but brakes just in time for only the paintjob to get a little scratch*

>>43723429
*Follows after the Ensign with his plasma tendrils and servo skulls ready.*

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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>43723399
Holy fuck, you must find a grail labeled "holy grail" full of the emperor's tears conserved in stasis

>>43723404
Pic related

>>43723415
>The warp talon evades the Hades effotessly, jumping towards the open hatch, trying to land in.

Good evening soldiers. Is the enemy around?

>>43723429
Shit, you figured out where I stole the last name from. And yeah, playing a mix of Reznov, and too much vodka.

>>43723404
>brandishes a warscythe and begins spinning it around with his articulated hands

>approaches the nearest warp talon

>>43723429
Follow the ensign then!
/*Silent wondering if anybody actually knows what's happening*/

>>43723422
>grabs the bottle, and runs to his room
I am DEFINITELY saving this.
>hides it

>>43723452
>Does not land into the hatch, but manages to get on top of the Hades.

Rolled 17, 12 = 29 (2d20)

>>43723452
*sees that warp talon coming straight at him trough hatch*

OH FOR SAKE OF MOTHER AND COLD HOMEWORLD! SHIT!

Rolling for hatch-closing(1st)

>>43723481
YOU FUCK OFF! MY DRILL NOT YOURS!! OFF THE DRILL NOW FUCKER!!!

Rolling for RAGE-induced donuts effectiveness at tossing off the talon(2nd)

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>43723359
>notices the next Warp Talon a bit later but fires off a burst of shots nevertheless.

>>43723495
*hastily closes the hatch, barely makes it without losing a limb or life*

Rolled 16, 5, 2 = 23 (3d20)

Rollan for everything going on around the talon

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>43723461
>pulls out another, doing the same with the other hand


rolling for psychological effect

>>43723452
perfect

>>43723504
[/spoiler]One save, two hits, how many wounds do raptors have anyway? I got the dex at hand but too lazy to open it[/spoiler]

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43723481
Just great. My wounds just cured. Well, I wanted to do targetting practice anyways.
*shoots with bolt pistol after the talon*

>Sips her Recaff
Should I be worried?

>>43723514
Fucked up my spoilers, great.

>>43723504
>The warp talon slams its claws into the Hades, trying to hold itself onto it, but it's dropped out nonetheless, where is gunned down but not killed.

>Sadly, it fell before the Hades, drill
>>43723514
The third roll was for attacking

>>43723359
*Begins firing along with his servo skulls at the warp talon*

Now what do I do? Haven't run into any daemons, so that's not a problem. Maybe I should go check the vox?
>ponders
Nah. I should just relax.

Rolled 2, 19, 3 = 24 (3d20)

>>43723534

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>43723516
I'd like to requisition a melta.

>>43723508
so, pretty good I guess

Rolled 2, 13 = 15 (2d20)

>>43723530
Ah.

*notices warp talon in front of melta-cutter drillbits*

AHHHAHAHAHA TIME TO DIE CYKA!!!


*Revs up the drill, again.

You all know the drill (damnit carlos) 1st for killing enemy, 2nd for killing surroundings

>>43723508
It intimidates the warp talon, but currently the one being attacked is the only one left of the 3, with the pack leader missing doing... something *shit eating grin*

>>43723457
What's it look like, gasmask?

>>43723429
You all take care of the Navigator, I'll draw threats away, let me, the Quartermaster, and our drunk ass Captain - WHO NEEDS TO STAY OUT OF THAT FUCKING DRILL AND FIGHT LIKE AN INFANTRYMAN - deal with the hostiles.

Mikhailovich is a drunk too, just a moody and dour drunk rather than a violently exuberant one

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>Sips her recaff and watches
>Rolling for how good it tastes

>>43723516
God Emperor, seems like I have to readjust my arm when I want to shoot something.

*starts to fumble around on the arm with a screwdriver*

>>43723552
>>43723552
Well fuck me sideways...

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>43723561
>walks into the warp talon, warscythes spinning

>>43723581
Well if you insist...

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>43723552
>>43723544
>Way too many attacks, warp talon suppressed
Rolling 1d100 to see how much damage you did to it

>calmly walks onto the scene
The fuck...

>>43723597
DAEMONETTE! FUCK YES!
>activates Power Glaive

>>43723565
Why does the recaff always taste like shit?

>>43723597
Speaking of, is it true that you know who got permabanned?

>>43723564
Yes Sarge! Enginseer, lets go find ourselves a Navigator shall we?

>>43723581
Good thing this is the regular Cargobay and not the Praetorian one.

>>43723597
Am I seeing a possible fellow antagonist or just a gratuitious joke that made me chuckle?

>>43723552
>two 'skitarii' are destroyed by the drill

>>43723620
*"Affirmative Ensign. Navigator should be secure in her sanctum but relief and confirming location are top priorities."*

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>43723601
He is stuck now concentrate the fire and purge this evil!

>>43723564
*shouts from inside the drill, currently crashed against a pillar*

I FUCKING HEARD THAT!!!

AND I COMPLY SERGEANT!

*The drill is kill*

*no*

*where were you when drill was kill?*

*eh it can be fixed*

*Gets out of the Hades drill*

>>43723597
For fuck's sake. NOT you. Not now.

I AM GOING TO KILL EVERYTHING!!!

That is not a outstanding imperial guardsman from any planet or a techpriest, absentminded or not!

*Grabs Melta*

TIME TO REMOVE CHAOS SCUM!

FUCK CHECHE- .... .... ....

CHAOS MUST DIE!!!!

>>43723592
>trips

>>43723597
>trips in her sprint and falls to the ground, then starts frantically pushing herself away from the creature.

N-need to get o-out of he-here.....


>>43723616
I bloody well hope so. But you know it probably won't.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>43723645
Fuck wrong dice.

>>43723616
Oh boy....

>>43723616
>Shrug
I hope not, She was so...... Nice.

>>43723629
>Fades away as a trick of the mind and a dumb joke
just the second one

>>43723646
>You end up pointing it at poor Skippy >>43723614

>>43723668
>rages
FUUUUCK COME BACK HERE! I have preferred enemy- Slaaneshi's!

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43723662
Attempting to drag up Ensign to her feet.

Rolling to avoid fumble

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>43723656
That was anti-climatic

>>43723666
>The warp talon tries to flee, using it's jump pack to try to avoid enemy fire

>>43723646
Machine Spirit Dairies Episode 1:
>The drill is kill
>No
>Where were you when drill was kill
>I was drill
>So was I
>Machine spirit is kill

Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d20)

>>43723696
>two of the three remaining 'skitarii' fire at the warp talon

>>43723646
Easy pal.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>43723642
*notices two destroyed "skitarii"*

Oh shit...

I hope that techpriest can fix them up...

>>43723668
>>43723614

*Realizes that it's just Skippy*

FUCKMOTHER! WHY ARE YOU NOT OF FIGHTING CHAOS SCUM!?!

>>43723700
Hehehehe

>>43723696
NO ESCAPE FROM REMOVAL CHAOS SCUM!!! NOW DIE!!!

*Fires at the warp talon*

>rises to his feet

>>43723694
>bumps into the FNG's legs in her haste to escape....the apparition and allows herself to be pulled onto her feet.

Thanks....where'd it go?
I don't like this.

>throws down power glaive
Fuck this. No daemonettes to kill, no Ron. I am NOT being stood up.

>>43723722
Recaff break?
>Shrugs
Also my "lazgun" is just a block of wood with a laserpointer at the end.

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>43723736
*"Suggest remaining behind other members of the team as to maintain distance Ensign."*

*Attempts to open a path directly to the bridge.*

>>43723736
I didn't know daemonettes were so disquieting. . .
/*starts puking in the corner*/

>>43723755
Various doors open and close along their path, alternately opening paths and sealing away deamons.

>>43723722
It is no problem, drunkard. They can be reani- uh, repaired.

>>43723733
Techpriest, I wanted to ask a thing. Is it technical possible to create some kind of power shovel or would that be tech heresy? Since I accidently impaled myself with it, I have a dislike for my powersword.

>>43723717
>>43723722
>The warp talon outruns its pursuers, hiding somewhere in the ship.

>>43723784
IT's HEADED FOR THE RECAFF ROOM! NOOOOOOOOO!
>Runs to where she thinks it's going

>>43723784
>picks power glaive back up
There is a chance that this Warp Talon worships Slaanesh. I'm going to find him, and fuck him up.
>heads towards the Crew Quarters

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>43723784
>sets the skitarii not on this deck, a total of 20, to start sweeping the ship

>>43723755
S-sounds good Enginseer, I'll follow your lead.

>stacks up behind ATP as he gets to work.

>>43723764
Th-they can d-do alot w-worse Rookie.....

Rolled 76 (1d100)

Going with the Pack leader now.
>Sweepes open a wound in reality, emerging at the ship's bridge.
>Begins MurderBoning.exe the glorious carnage to un-man the ship's controls.

Rollan' for carnage

Rolled 8, 15 = 23 (2d20)

>>43723784
*slips into shadows to find him and sneak up for a stealkthkill*

>>43723784
Come back and die! Do you have honor!
*follows the Talon in the ship furiously waving with a bolt pistol*

>>43723835
>follows as well

I am not familiar with fear, but the most logical option to me is simply to power through it.

>>43723842
>Protects the Recaff room with her life.

>>43723831
>One of your "Skitarii" finds the warp talon trying to break into the Navigator's room

>>43723831
Get fukin rekt Warp Talon. Bow before the might of Nyzart Chenkov, Techron Necrinseer.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

Rolling to not panic


This is not how they described a guardsman's life back at boot camp!

>>43723845
*doesn't see him, hears bridge is in trouble on vox, heads straight there*

>>43723842
*jumps out onto bridge*
Well howdy-ho, motherfucker!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>43723865
>simultaneously fires and alerts all necrons aboard of the talon's presence

Rolled 10, 13 = 23 (2d20)

>>43723893
>The talon tries to avoid the attack first roll
>And assault its persuer Second roll if first roll successful

>>43723867
Ensign, my sensors are telling me that there is another corrupted assault marine on the bridge.

>>43723893
>>43723916
>the Scarab in his pocket alerts him to the bridge situation
The Navigator!
>sprints to the Warp Talon's location

>>43723881
[random battle noises] the not so FNG manages to maintain a small veneer of calm, allowing him to recover from his puking fit and begin searching for targets. He's on the edge though.

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Rolled 20, 15 = 35 (2d20)

>>43723887
>Roars like an animal and tries to slash you twice

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43723857
It's...h-harder than it sounds.....

>43723842
By the Emperor! Fire! Fire!

>rapidly sights in on the Pack Leader and fires a burst of Bolts towards it.

>>43723916
>the gauss blast hits the marine's shoulder, dealing a trivial injury, but he can hear a large group of "skitarii" coming around the corner

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>43723842
Die dishounorable abnomination. Rest in pieces!
*shoots with an rocket launcher in the room*

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>43723936
>charges in, immediately attacking with the Glaive

>>43723936
Emperor preserve him.archivefile

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>43723842
Rolling for lasfire!

Rolled 3, 17, 7 = 27 (3d20)

>>43723936
*Appears on the bridge and begins covering Gary*.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>43723972
/*lasbolt plinking off Talon armor*/
Rolling to resist urge to melee

Rolled 11, 10, 1 = 22 (3d20)

>>43723782
Oh, good. Then not much harm done.

*Alerted of Warp talon on bridge*

Blyat...

Better get going.

Without the drill...

Chyort.

*heads to the bridge, now armed with ("reclaimed") power axe*

>>43723936
>>43723936
CHYORT!!!

IDINAHUI CYKA! I WILL BREAK YOU!

Rolling for murder by power axe, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, all damage to chaos scum. Because axes are more safe to use than hades drills, indoors anyway...

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>43723936
*left arm is nearly severed, takes deep cut to his side*
AAAAAHHHH!!! YOU FUCK! I'LL KILL YOU HARD FOR THAT!

*fires explosive shot square at its gut*

+5 for anger

>Normal warp talon:
>>43723946
>Turns around to see the conglomeration of skitarii, stands still for a couple of seconds before making a breach towards the warp to try to flee (not rolling for this one, you can kill him if you want)

>Pack leader:
Rollan to evade

>>43724005
7+5=12

Rolled 14, 3, 13, 20 = 50 (4d20)

>>43724013
Messed my rolls

>>43724005
forgot +5, roll is 12

>>43724013
>a cascade of gauss-fire rushes down the corridor, and no trace of the talon remains

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>43724013
*Tries to grab the fleeing Talon and tries to drag him back*
No escape! You will die here!

>>43724013
>>43724031
>Evades most damage, but some shots hit, it all ends when the rocket blows up the warp talon... and half of the bridge.
Because shooting a rocket in a secluded area in SPACE during warp travel is a good idea

Rolled 16, 1 = 17 (2d20)

>>43724005
Might as well extract the wounded.
Time to drag you off to the relative safety of not this room.

Dice one for extraction, dice two for first aid

>>43724059
That ain't good.

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>43724059
rolling to resist being sicker into the warp

>>43724059
>sprints to the nearest blastdoor and starts gesturing for the group to escape.

Let it! Now! Come on you plonkers, move those arses!

We MAY now NEED to crash the ship onto Gospyria on Monday.

>>43724059
An enemy of Man is exterminated. That is all that counts.

>>43724093
sucked*. And shit.

Grab me grab me GRAB ME!

>>43724060
Drag Catchan out of room- success, only with a few injuries.

First aid on Catchan- aid kit missing, torn cloth not good substitute for bandages

>>43724059
Oh fu- time to drag the wounded even farther away then

>>43724095
Leg it!* Damnit.

>>43724059
I do believe the ship WILL end up crashing rather than landing on the Tropical Tau Planet

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>43724108
>runs to grab Nyzart

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>43724108
*Tries to grab Nyzart*

Rolled 86 (1d100)

Ah, guys, the inside of the bridge might be blown up, but it won't be spaced, it can stand more than that, especially if it hit the warp talon.


>>43724095
*"Will be in a second Ensign."*

Rolling to secure the bridge from damage.

>>43724059
Oh for sake of fucks...

>>43724095
*Runs from the bridge*

Ensign! Were I preatorian I would promote you for excellent actions!

AHHAHAHAHAH I KNEW IT!!!

>>43724118
It can CRASH on the tropical Tau planet.

>>43724108
Oh shit.

>>43724060
*FNG pulls his muscle*
AAAOOOWWW!! DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME YOU SHIT!!!

*bionic eye glows a furious orange, drinks all the Lictor whiskey in flask*

I am a fucking Catachan Jungle Fighter, the toughest, meanest sons of bitches in the Imperial Guard! AND I WILL NOT LET A STUPID PUSSY THING LIKE WOUNDS STOP ME!!

*gets up, bleeding heavily, pumps shotgun one handed*

>>43724121
>completely misses Nyzard, and instead put himself in danger
This ain't good either!

>>43724136
What about windows?

>>43724108
I would....but Alice would not be able to move a full Necron. Also, I'd chuckle if he got sucked into the Warp then spat out over Gospyria.

Damnit! Someone, rescue the Enginseer!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

Rescuing enginseer.

>>43724161
Windows have automatic doors that close over them during warp travel specifically so mere mortals can't gaze upon the insanity.

>>43724167
>>43724181
Got your enginseer ma'am.

>>43724181
Enginseer rescued

>>43724182
But if the controls are damaged, by say an explosion or a warp talon spreading carnage into the room, can't they malfunction?

>>43724182
Just go with it. We've gone too far with it.

Would people stop trying to save the safe engineseer, and help me?!
>still about to die after screwing up

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>43724200
Attempting to save Pariah

>>43724181
like wellsley said, I am pretty heavy.
>the weight of Nyzart is too much, and slowly begins dragging the guardsman with him

>>43724137
Knew what? I am confuse and scare

>>43724161
AFAIK Emergency Shutters are standard issue on Imp Ships. The idea id just to be far enough away that you are still inside when they close.

>>43724143
Keep s-still. You'll lose the arm if y-you're not careful.

>lools over the injuries -carefully-.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>43724199
We'd all be dead/insane immediately and unless the talon made them somehow retract while destroying things it doesn't make sense.

>>43724200
*Sigh* I know, it just urks me.

>>43724214
*Rolls to grab Nyzart with a mechadendrite*.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43724214
Can't you purge some parts boss?

That being said, rolling for great determination

>>43724210
>climbs back to safety, hitting his head on the way
Shit, thanks.

>>43724221
>looks over and smiles
Lingering a little, ain't ya Ensign?

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>43724214
My bionic arm should get this shit done.

>>43724214
AAAAAAAHHHHHH
maybe I'll get to pay our sorcerer friend a visit

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>>43724221
That the ship would crash of course!!

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>43724237

A bit of rest would be great right now. . .
/*Concentration being lost*/

Rolled 1 (1d20)

*storms back into bridge, looking for the Talon champion*

I AIN'T FINISHED WITH YOU YET YOU UGLY BASTARD! FACE ME!

really, that wound shoulda taken my arm off. 14 or less and it falls off now

>>43724241
Well. Looks like it still has some malfunctions.

>>43724200
>>43724210
>>43724214
>>43724221

Wait here Sarge, damnit.

>sprints back into the bridge and dives for cover behind a console and sticks her head up to hit an illuminated Emergency Button.
>The viewport Emergency shutters start closing.

You guys keep still!

>>43724272
*arm falls right off, collapses to knees from blood loss*

Fuck... fffuck...

SRSLY Y THO

>>43724272
kek

> tumbles through the gellar field, out of view

save me AntagAnon, you're my only hope

Do you guys let anyone just jump in and join? or is there a set amount of people already here?

>>43724314
Jump in, my good Anon.

>>43724314
just jumping in is how every man/woman jack/jill got here. Cmon in

>>43724297
>"Hey you alright? ill get you a band-aid"

>>43724314
I just jumped in and joined tonight, out of curiosity.
I guess you'd have to name yourself or something.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>43724272
*runs after the crazed sergeant*

*stumbles on his arm that fell off*

Oh I'm sorry Sergeant!

>>43724297
Sergeant?

I NEED ANYONE WITH MEDICAL ABILITIES HERE!!! EVEN A TECHPRIEST IS OKAY!

*tries to slow down the bleeding*

Rollan

>>43724314
Make dude, jump in, lurk thread so that you know what's going on and then make as good and suitable introduction as possible, but yeah, open party, jump in my man

>sits in the warp

Huh.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>43724297
>>43724345
*Comes over with some... questionable limbs and attempts to help the sergeant.*

>with Nyzart gone, the necron warriors stop doing anything and stand still where they are.

A got the aid box!!
I'll try to find the doc.
Scratch that! The wall has faces i aint going through that.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>43724345
I will try to cauterize the wound!

>>43724297

*Stabs sergeant with a morphine syrette*
Might as well ease the pain I guess

>>43724346
Well well well look at what we have here.

>>43724345
Corpsman Jackson reporting for duty, Sir!!
I have medical training but I wasn't sent here with my medical supplies.

>The emergency shutters have completely closed, the crew are now safe from a fate infinitely worse than death.

>>43724345
>>43724297
Damnit, someone get a Medic!

>sprints back to Gary to look over the now missing arm.
>lays her Medkit on the ground and pulls her equipment out of it.

How do you keep doing this? Arthur says you also managed to nearly get eaten by a Lictor. Is it because you're a Catachan, or what?

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>>43724373
stay tuned for more Nyzart's Adventures In Literal, Actual Hell.

>>43724391
>>43724345
>>43724297
I'll hold him down.


Don't worry Gary this will hurt you more than anyone.

>>43724408
Eh?

Aint... gonna... die. Now. I AIN'T DONE THRONEDAMMIT!

>>43724345
Aggh. Thanks cap

>>43724366
Fuck that shit just try and reattach my arm!

>>43724391
Dammit QM you'll kill the nerve endings! I need em!

>>43724432
metallic lightning flinging skeleton in hell

>>43724432
I am making suggestion that Warp finds your Necron self unpalatable and spits you out at our destination.

>>43724429
If you gave the Field Medic some supplies, I'm sure he'd do his job.
>rolls eyes

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>43724457
Rolling for amateur reattachment surgery

>>43724376
Pass me that med kit and I should be able to at least stabilize him.

>>43724429
Heh. Heh heh heh...

You're goddamn right it is, girl.

>>43724457
Stop struggling your making it worse!
We cant reattach your arm the arms in the wall took it.

>>43724472
>>43724467
I think Gary'd be more comfortable with a Medic doing this shit.

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>43724467
>>43724457
*Begins emergency "Surgery"*

>>43724446
This is the first time I've seen something such as you in the minutes that my existence lasts, you are... strange. Your soul is strange. Almost... unexistent

>>43724472
*opens box*
The only thing in here is dental floss, some fish bones and a dirty rag.


good enough.

>>43724446
I know you're there, daemon!

what do you guys think, should I use more Skeleton Space Magic (tm) or stick to shooting things?

>>43724467
Well that helps, kinda!

>>43724494
Thronedamn, I'm turning into another Iron Hand Straken... though I'll admit, I may never be as tough as that old bastard...

>>43724425
JUST FOCUS ON HOLDING THE BLEEDING SPOT CORPSMAN!!! On the chest!


>>43724434
Alright good, good.

>>43724429
Ensign, we need

>>43724457
No biggie, don't die on my buddy, you make too good whiskey to die on me.

>>43724488
>>43724494
The techpriest is already at it.

Which seems wrong on so many levels.

>>43724472
Borrow mine, you'll make better use of it.

>stands up to allow Jackson to crouch next to her Medkit.

>>43724488
But I am a medic, or at least I took a few class on it. I never had to reattach arms though. By the way how has he not bled out yet?

>>43724494
Nice, we're totally competent at this surgery thing!

>>43724519
whip out he big guns. the big skeleton magic guns

>>43724528
I meant you, man!

>>43724522
>>43724523
>>43724524
>>43724528
>>43724533
Has managed to attach Gary's arm back to his body, though

>>43724528
Anger and hate, doc. And also booze.

>>43724504
You're right. I lost my soul to the star gods millenia ago. Only the metal of this exoskeleton allows me to even exist in the warp.

>>43724546
Though it is now a metallic shoulder connecting the two still living parts of his body.

>>43724549
I got plenty of the last for you man. You will be alright Gary, you will survive, to drink and fight xenos another day.

>>43724546
Try and reattach those nerves so can actually use it. If you cant, I guess an augmetic will have to do

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>43724523
I'll try, sir!

*Starts wrapping the wound in the dirty rag*
rolling to stop the bleeding

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>43724579
Rolling for successful nerve grafting.

>>43724562
How come you people didn't reattached my legs?

>>43724554
I don't even know how you are existing here at all, you're going against the current, yet nothing pushes you in any direction.

I bet nobody finds you tasty in here. Being soul-less and all that.

>>43724592
Prolly cause you didn't bother to ask, did ya?

>>43724597
How else do you think I stay mostly sane? Now, is there something you want?

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>43724591
Reattaching nerves for great justice.
Emperor guide me!

*On Vox*
Alright guys I think the Recaff is safe. anyone need a refill?

>>43724609
I was bleeding to death! Bolter fire tends to do that.

>>43724592
On my way. Someone keep pressure on anything bleeding on Gary.

*Runs over with some medical supplies.*

>the 'skitarii' remain inoperative, making moving around the cabin difficult

>>43724619
>vox
Everyone's gone fucking crazy up here. Firing a rocket on the bridge, Techpriests doing surgery... Recaf is the one thing these people don't need.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>43724591
*rolls in, hands still bleeding* let me try... Metal priest...

>>43724621
Oh god that's a lot of blood. Can someone run to the med bay and grab as many blood bags as they can carry? Or a stretcher or something?

*gives morphine to calm him*

>>43724619
Many please

>>43724654
>Shrug
>On Vox
More for me then. sweet.

>>43724654
You're gonna do what??!!!

>>43724613
I actually do.

There's word in the warp that a sorcerer is seeking revenge on two soul-less beings, you being soul-less and all, may have seen it, couldn't just point me into a general direction to surf towards?
Yes, this thing is dumb as fuck

>raises her hand to listen to someone her combead
>"Yes, Mhm, I'll tell them"

Alright everyone! The rest of the ship is secured! Colour Sergeant Wellsley is headed up here now, in the meantime someone get me a CasRep, someone make sure everyone is healthy and someone check how much of the equipment up here is serviceable!

time to wait until it's calmed down and people realize Nyzart is gone

>>43724659
No use... Me hands be busted... Heh. Ol' Lady will like this...

>>43724659
>>43724591
DAMMIT! Ok... ok, one more try. I'll admit, this hurts. Agggh... fuck it. Gimme an augmetic

>>43724681
This is shit that already happened, Lim. I have no idea why anyone thinks these are good ideas.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>43724703
Rolling to find initial augmetic, can be replaced later.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>43724690
Does healthy mean in one piece?

rolling to find Dolan's legs

Rolled 45 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>43724689
Hold on a second
> begins the process to search for Vilmanthras' battle barge, aided because the scarab tagged it while it was there

Alright, you all seem to handle it.

>>43724690
I'll be off to drinking, you've got everything under control I see. Also, is the Colour sergeant related to you?

>>43724703
I'll give you ten bottles of vodka and a flamer if you get one shaped like a dick.

>>43724690
Gonna be hard to sort this mess out Ensign.
Its to figure whos dead or just sleeping like a rock.
People in our regiment tends to do that a lot.

Oh well Gary loss an arm. And Nyzart the spooky tech-priest is nowhere in sight.

>>43724703
*stabs Sergeant with another syrette of morphine*
This should take the edge off.

>>43724715
He lost them a while ago, I don't think 18 is high enough to find them.

>>43724654
It was necessary. The Emperors grace shined upon that rocket. By the way, it seems like these Skitarii need some recaff. They look tired.

>>43724721
Dickhead, I've already got a flamer! One from the Sororitas no less! But vodka would be fine I guess...

>>43724719
>You can detect the general direction, but the signal is to garbled to know the exact spot