>female player >wants to play an elf druid

>male player
>wants to play a human fighter

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>>43683714
and you sperg out because....?

>>43683714
What is even the problem here?

>>43683714
>male player
>wants to play human paladin

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Male player, wants to play a female character.

>>43683739
I think the male player wants to play the Half-Elf Paladin. And he's the one who brought his girlfriend who wants to play the elf druid

>Dog morph
>Wants to play dwarven cleric

fuck every time. Freaking min maxing munchkin dog morphs. Does he mem heals? Fuck no, I want to spam blade barrier. She i t.

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>any player
>wanting to play a kender

>male player
>wants to play an elf druid
>spends entire game wildshaped into a cat

>demisexual player
>wants to play a myconid spirit shaman

>>43683754
No, if he's the bf of the elf druid he's going to play as a sapient animal companion or lizard folk.

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>teenage player
>wants to play a namekian fire-bender with a dinosaur mount

>>43683714
>player
>wants to play play play

>female elf druid
>wants to be a player

>anon
>wants to post on /tg/

To be honest, I'd take the female elf druid any day over all my male players who always want to be wizards and nothing else.

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>>43683914
>Final boss is a Wizard

>>43683736
>>43683738
He's having a dig at sperglords who have issues with trivial shit like this. Pretty obvious.

>bi-polar gamer gurl player
>plays a manic high-pitched halfling rogue that steals from the party

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>teen player
>wants to play an edgy character

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>D&D game
>puzzles

Am I the only one who came to this thread expecting a bunch of people posting hot elven druids and circlejerking while asking for OP to post deets and pics?

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>go to tavern
>bartender is an approachable retired adventurer filled with words of wisdom

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>Female player
>Wanting to play an extremely misogynistic character with the excuse of 'But he's hto'

>>43684080
*but he's hot

whatever

>>43684080
>hto
Highway Transportation Officer?
High-Temperature Oxidation?
High Tibial Osteotomy?

>>43684089
fkn ninja'd. was going to type more.

>>43684080
>that pic

OH JEEZ!

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>>43684080
But Anon, hot people CAN'T be mysoginist. They're just "romantic". Look at shit like Twilight and 50 Shades!

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>Female player makes a reference to sex in-character
>That Guy starts sweating precum

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>>43684080
Is there something she wants to get off her chest?

>female player
>wants the traditional peasant farmer lifestyle but reversed genders
>makes an adult woman married to a young boy after having secured the match by brokering a goo deal/trade with the boy's father for goods and ongoing services

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>>43684130
oh god

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>>43684139
Something she's keeping abreast, for sure.

>>43684122
That tends to be the reasoning, but there's a difference between an asshole and a sexist asshole.

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>>43684151
Possibly okay?

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>wanting to play

>>43684171
To her credit, she played it completely straight. And surprisingly non magical realm, other than implied.

>>43683754
>tfw my best (i.e. most interesting and enthusiastic at the table) players even made their characters an item half the time

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> Furry
> Tries to insert fursona into game
> Whines when you refuse to add their "homebrew content" full of magical realm and emo.

>>43684171
The only problem I can see with this is that women have a limited window for producing children where as it's almost limitless with men (if they're okay with a higher chance of having an autistic kid or something because of their decrepit jizz).

>>43684215
What age do you think these people are getting married at?

>>43684208
Excuse me friend, but this thread is for totally LEGITIMATE complaints about things that are completely unacceptable at the table.

>>43684130
>Female player is that guy
>Edgelady makes even the casually edgy players uncomfortable with an extremely graphic description of the rape her VtM char is committing while feeding.
>She stays serious the whole time

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>>43684188
So where's the kid?
Does he just follow her around or something?
>>43684208
>Male playing female catgirl, first session introduced
>Tries to 'rub up against people' in-character
>Everyone makes a silent decision to ignore him
>He gets pissy and quits not fifteen minutes after introducing his character
So that's how I found out one of my high-school friends was a furry.

>>43684208
>> Furry
>> Tries to insert fursona into game
This is why I can't play Hc Svnt Dracones.

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>>43684270
...Do you want to buy a vowel?

>>43684231
I imagine it's reasonable but a total inversion wouldn't make sense (ie. really really older guy marrying a teen), farmers want kids that can help with the work, an older man and a younger wife have far more time in which to produce a fuck load of kids. A woman in her mid to late 40s marrying a younger man has put herself well behind. So matches between much older women and younger men would be rarer than matches between much older men and much younger women have been. If this were not her first husband though and she already had children from a previous marriage(s), that would make sense though so I guess it isn't a problem at all.

>>43684248
This is not a current game, but the kid most of the time minded the house, did the cooking and cleaning and such. Things like knitting or weaving clothes or fabrics, and simple gardening and tending to the small livestock (rabbits, chickens, etc), while the PC tended the fields and the big livestock, and performing other hard labor.

After a few years when the kid was old enough to be physically capable, they had a baby and taking care of it was added to his list of things to do as the house spouse.

>>43684288
That kind of age disparity was extremely rare especially among the poor.

>>43684281
>There are just two known historical uses of this phrase in the Latin form "HC SVNT DRACONES" (i.e. hic sunt dracones, 'here are dragons')

>>43684233
And how is a whiny player trying to insert crap Mary Sues that have game-breaking mechanics, don't fit the scenario, aren't remotely close to anything in the setting, full of fetishes, and using magic/tech nowhere near the correct level acceptable at normal roleplaying games?

And if you're going to try to insert crap that doesn't match the game at all, don't whine when the GM says no. This is the GM's world and what the GM says goes. Dear god, the butthurt whining and petty bitterness from the shut-down furry can be amazing.

>>43684310
Yes it was, but I'm saying it would be even rarer still in the case of an inversion.

>>43684235
we had a girl in our group (DM's girlfriend) with some genital mutilation fetish that would go into excited details about how she sliced henchmans' dicks open

>>43684328
...Was the DM okay, or did she get him too?

>>43684328
I'm worried about your DM

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>>43684328

>>43684332
>>43684337
she's bipoplar, depressed, abused, and lolsorandum XD gamer guuurrrl. he stuck his dick in crazy, and now crazy is pregnant. I'm scared /tg/

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>>43684370

>>43684288
In that image, the boy is 12.

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>>43684370

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>>43684370

Hm. This reminds me of /v/ and /co/ spam. Basically, a shitton of greentext threads with the whole "women are stupid amirite xD" gist. Either that, or the quality of discussions degraded.

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>>43684370
>she's bipoplar
Only one way to know for sure. Does she have leaves and catkins that look like this?

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>>43683873
>Implying that isn't cool as shit

Better than some faggy "Older fighter trying to provide for his kids" bullshit.

>>43684215
>>43684231

For clarity, the two characters were 25 and 10 when getting married, so a 15 year difference. In game they had the first baby by the time the kid was 14 or 15.

>>43683787
>the setting is Tekumel

I don't see the problem.

>>43684514

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMI0KUfD4cE

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>>43683787
>player wants to be a kender
>Not even just in my personal setting, but in all kender lore, kender are fucking hated and often times not allowed anywhere
>Player gets mad people dont like a theiveing, autistic midget with the powers of a ninja from birth

Serves him fucking right.

>>43684514
/tg/ in 80% venting about your shit party because its not socially acceptable to flip ot about little shit in person. To tell you the truth, this thread is actually pretty entertaining and /tg/ does a damn fine job of turning bait into something worth replying to.

Just so happens the subject had the word 'female' in it.

>>43684933
>wants to play a hated thieving autistic ninja midget now
>usually wants to play a hated race of some sort
>pick an often hated race and everyone's afraid to actually throw prejudice in the game

STOP NOT HATING ME FAGGOTS

Seriously, I want my character to get like all the fucking hate and either go nuts and kill everyone or eventually maybe make a handful of friends that tolerate his bullshit sometimes. Either result would be great.

Too much fucking PC shit these days

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>>43684370
Your DM is going to wake up with his dick cut off one day.

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>>43684370

>>43685005
>wake up with his dick cut off one day
>not during the cutting

I know you probably didn't mean it but I'm a lazy piece of shit and even I think I'd wake up immediately if my dick was in danger.

>>43684370
One of my players scored a girlfriend with an even more extreme fetish than that. She'd stab him with a knife during sex. Then, she went too far one day and he nearly died from blood loss and organ damage. Now the girl's locked up in a mental institution.

>>43685687
>Now the girl's locked up in a mental institution.
>Now

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>bard

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>>43683998
>Adult player
>Wants to play a laid back character

>>43685116
Depends on how sharp the blade is.

Don't ask.

>>43683714
>novice female player
>GM insistently tries to ERP with them through private chat

I remember you, Helpful_Comrade, you doublenigger.

>>43684514
Where has muh /co/ is love gone?

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>>43684370
Sounds like one of my ex on the power of 4.

The guy deserves it for being such a huge fig.

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>>43686056
You cook a lot? I do, I know what a dull cut and a sharp cut differs in feels.

>>43686472
What is a meme character?

>red flags for players

>female
>trans
>MRA
>SJW
>uses social media
>has a smartphone
>poor relationship with parents
>wants to play a non-human
>wants to play a paladin
>wants to play a wizard
>wants to play D&D
>has ever played an MMO
>has ever played MtG
>NEET
>likes animu
>obese for their BMI
>has a beard
>has dyed hair
>owns any display weaponry
>only gaming books on their bookshelf
>watches GoT
>piercings
>uses drugs or alcohol in their free time
>not married with kids
>atheist
>Abrahamic religion
>doesn't bring snacks
>eats garbage
>expects me to buy their garbage snacks
>wants soft experience
>has ever played a "narrative" ""game""
>erp
>vegan
>drinks soda
>no college
>degree in liberal arts
>degree in social ""science""

Friendly reminder if any of your players display ANY of the above traits they're not worth playing with and should be banned from entry into your home.

>>43686497
Like that guy who makes a Rogue/Monk called Bruise Wain and uses grapnel hooks to swing around the city beating up criminals.

Or unironically making a dual-wielding Drow who's a good guy named Rizzit Rorden.

>>43686514
who would your ideal player be then?

>>43686497
I dont even know, I just use buzzwords to fit in

>>43686514
Wouldn't that leave you playing with your dog, your sister's teddy bear and a potted cactus?

>>43686514
https://youtu.be/u-DcSs6QFCY?t=131

>>43686525
The first one sounds cool, the second one is just a cliche.

>>43686526
At least you are honest

>>43686540
Whoahshit it didn't save the selected time
skip to 2:13, watch 'til 2:52
>It's you, anon

>>43686514

So this basically means beardless Italian men who love Nobilis and are pagans are the only people you play with.

>>43686548
The first one is Batman, you idiot.

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>>43686548
>The first one sounds cool

>>43686564
>>43686576
I know this is 4chan, there is no way to prove it and you probably have some ebin reaction images and ms comics to make fun of me, but I was aware that you meant Batman. Still sounds like a good character to play, if you not downright copy him completely.

>>43686610
You should consider yourself lucky that you can still think that it sounds like a good character.

I've come across roughly 10 fucking "Batman" players in my games. It's always the same shit. They slide the character sheet over to you trying not to have a big stupid grin on their face like they've "pulled a fast one" on the DM with their "almost sounds like Bruce Wayne's name but it isn't" trick and then they do a BIG REVEAL later in the game and look around the table like no one HAS EVER THOUGHT OF BEING FUCKING BATMAN BEFORE.

It's a meme. It's always a stupid fucking idea. Make your own characters.

>>43686514
>talking shit about social sciences
do you even economy?
do you even demography?
do you even sociology?
do you even anthropology?
do you even archaeology?
do you even history?
do you even political science?

>>43686655
If you say it like this.

>>43686690
Anon, don't you know?
Only SJWs get degrees in things like social science

>>43683714
MY ENTIRE CIVILIZATION

>>43686690
literally hobbies. Spend your money elsewhere anon.
Signed: history & international relations major who regret it and got a master in supply chain management.

>>43686763
I got a degree in archaeology and I work at a museum, so I've got few gripes.

>Player plays psyker
>Gets mad when he's abhorred, feared, kicked around and treated as an object.

>>43686514
>eats garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e0NLxQJ55Y

>>43686781
That's pretty cool but I'd guess that either that's what 95% of what archeologists do or you were one of the lucky guys that got a job that doesnt involve academia (at least not that much).
Dunno how is the market for archeology in the US so I'm talking based on my experience in other country. Might be talking shit.

>>43686716
degrees in shit ones likes gender studies or ciminology, yeah

>>43686763
degree in economy and trying finish doctorate, i work for the government.

at /tg/ we have lots of people from the social sciences area

>>43686845
I forgot to exclude economy from my comment, sorry about that. Can be pretty useful and pretty useless, depends a lot on the person.
A shame a phD student is working for the government.

>>43686812
Other euro here that studies archeology. There are always some low paying jobs for archeologists, depends a bit on the field your are working in. You are basically going from one project to the next. The difficult thing is to get a permanent place in academia, especially today. It seems that the money isn't flowing anymore, universities get cut down. I wouldn't mind if this targets shit like gender studies or sociology, but, and say what you want about archeology, this discipline actually discovers shit and creates knowledge.

>>43686763
What country are you from, m8? I have a few historian firends who's really good at what they do. Especially historians of science and technology.

>>43686854
Not really, according to the stats in my public admin grad class, jobs with the government only taper off once you HAVE the PhD; you'll make more money/get more benefits working for the fed if you've got a bachelor's or master's degree.

>>43686870
oh, you are forgetting something important, which country?

>player
>insists we love him but hate the game

>>43686865
I loved getting an archaeology undergrad (americunt here). Felt like I was getting a genuine fucking education here. Decent chunks of geology and nucleonics for archaeometry, bio and osteology, then the usual cushy liberal arts/social science culture study.

Made me feel like I got a well rounded run of courses, compared to other anthropology dudes who couldn't do math to save their lives or the STEM autists who REEEEEE at the thought of anything less rigorous than differential equations.

>Female player
>Leaves because we are being sexist
o-oh...

>>43683914
I always preferred Sorcs over Wizards.

>>43686866
Brazil

>>43686865
Seems to be way more useful than the archeologists we have here. Despite there being a few sites of interest where some on-field work could take place but I never hear any news about it. Seems completely abandoned.

>>43686870
My small complaint about you working for the govn is more because I think it's a waste when smart people are not in the private sector. Just a personal issue. I hope you find success tho

>>43686870

Seriously? I was thinking about applying for grad school for economics, but my preliminary research into the field indicates that having a doctorate in econ is sort of like entering a lottery for a few high-profile positions and a lot of scrub teaching positions. Especially since I don't have a lot of mobility to move for work (family, you know how it is.)

>>43686919
I'm not the one in government, I'm in a museum.

That view is generally held by Americans (of smart folks out in the private sector). I'm also the guy who was talking about a public admin class and stats.

I'd tend to agree that PhDs need to be out in the private sector, but BA/BS/Masters folks *tend* to fill out the upper ranks of governmental positions at higher pay and benefit than those in the private. US government appears to be making their jobs seem very attractive to master's/bachelor's degree holders, but then try to have PhDs shy away from federal employment.

That said, this is America, the third world nation of first world countries. Smart people in ANY job is a win.

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>>43686892
>female player
>leaves because we aren't giving her special treatment

I'm the one who works for the gov

>>43686919
opa, tem um filhodaputa brasileiro aqui também, eu sou a do governo.

>>43686954
i can't talk much about US but here(Brasil) the opportunities at the government are safer.

>>43687008
parasita

>>43686960
if we put up with vapid cunts screeching about selfie sticks and being on fleek they don't get to complain when we talk about man things like raping the barmaid

that's equality, bitch, and if you don't like it fuck off to the kitchen and make me a sammich

>>43687085

That kind of edge hasn't really been funny since the mid 2000s.

>>43687052
liberoide

>>43687170
nem é preciso ser liberal para ter nojo de funça, parasita

>>43687199
todo poder ao estado, viva a dilma, uhuuul
TODO PODER AS OCUPAÇES, BOLIVARIZA ESSA MERDA!!! AMERICA DO SUL UNIDA SOB UMA UNICA BANDEIRA, VAMO LA o/////

>>43687217
Eu sei que é bait mas fique a vontade, moro na Bélgica hehe

>Pathfinder, Extended Races
>One dude makes edgy Tengu assassin (crow people whose entire race have been turned into slaves)
>Other dude makes his first female character, "Just to try"
>Kitsune Bard
>One two-hour session later
Dude: I don't think I played my character very well
>DM: Yeah, your roleplay was really bad.
Me: You are from now on banned from ever playing female characters
Dude: Agreed. Never again. I'm not the actor I thought I was. Man, that was embarrassing

>>43687236
você faz ideia de como ta a situação por aqui? esquerda com odio do governo porque desvirtuou, extrema direita com odio do governo sabe-se la porque e a direita moderada calada por conta das ultimas medidas, setor privado ainda ta abalado e o dolar ficou congelado nos 3,70 e montes de coisas tao subindo de preço sem o custo de produçao subir igualmente por conta de uma cagada de ancorar alguns índices ao cambio.

tbm to com vontade de sair

>>43687283
>Lateinisch Sprachen
>auf einem germanischsprachigen Brett
>MGW

>>43687335
>brasil
>extrema direita

lel
De qualquer jeito, saia. Esse país acabou. Venha para a Bélgica e me pague uma cerveja seu parasita, assim considero sua dívida comigo terminada.

>>43687318
I need details.

>>43687359
vai dizer que voce considera chamar aqueles loucos gritando sobre "o plano comunista de dominação do brasil" de qualquer coisa que nao extrema direita?

>>43687429
Minhas definições de expectro politico sao mais complexas

>>43687382
What's there to say, really? We were three dudes, two players and me, the DM, playing pathfinder. Dude 1 plays emo bird, Dude 2 (tried to) play his first female character. Dude 2 didn't do a very good job playing her. Simple as that.

Then again, he did also try to play using his charisma, but it just sounded so wrong hearing him trying to seduce a rich merchant. A seducer, he was not. There's no grand story ala Shadowrun Storytime or Big Boy Blue here. Just a guy trying to play a girl, and it fell flat.

>>43686690

>get psych degree as a result of parental nagging

>No job opportunities

>Rage whenever the media depicts psychoanalysis as psychology

>>43687446
nao to discutindo espectro profundo, não tem X,Y,Z quando vc ta tratando de duas centenas de pessoas cegas pelo fanatismo. São um grupinho com ideias autoritárias(quem diria que algum diria meu pai veria alguém pedindo a ditadura) e ultra conservadoras, não da pra chamar isso de qualquer cosi que não extrema direita, os moderados sintam quanta vergonha quiserem sentir, mas isso são os extremistas deles

>>43687642

Bachelors or masters?

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>>43684080
>>43684139

>>43687690
I'd kiss that face :^)

>>43683714
I have a female player playing an elf druid in my game, and I'm failing to see the problem.

What are you getting at OP?

>>43687642
>getting a psych degree
>expecting a job ever

Your parents shot you in the foot anon but don't worry I've got a BSc Honours degree in Sound Engineering that's done me no fucking good so far either

>>43686514
>12/37
how did I do?

>>43686514
With whom do you play, then? You excluded almost everybody.

>>43686514
I got 14! Beat that, nerds

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>>43684248
>catgirl
>furry
Is this literally your first day on the internet?

>>43687658
pra determinar se algo é direita ou esquerda vc tem que ir mais a fundo. Essas pessoas, economicamente falando, não tem nada de direita

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>>43684933
>Player wants to be a kender
>Let them
>At the first opportunity, player's character is politely led away
>Players later find out he was shipped to a concentration camp

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>>43685687
>She'd stab him with a knife during sex.
>Then, she went too far one day
>she went too far one day
>too far one day
>one day

If he didn't fucking do something the first goddamned time he got stabbed he deserved what happened afterwards.

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>>43686514
>wants to play a paladin
;_;

>>43686826
>or ciminology

I've only met blue-collar law enforcement guys who get this degree, along with Criminal Justice degrees.

Perhaps it's a regional thing.

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>>43684370
>he stuck his dick in crazy

>>43688427
Asura is a Chaotic Good Cyborg Berserker, though.

>>43683736
She wants the animal companion D.
Sad thing is I knew a female player who did this. Gamer chicks are fuckin freaky as shit, yo.

>>43683813
>demisexual

wat

>>43688610
If I remember correctly, it's literally just someone who's straight but not loose as fuck.

>>43688610

They're aroused by the Demifiend from Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne.

>>43688637

>we now have a word for people who only want to fuck people they feel attached to

What happened to this world.

>>43688637
>>43688659

I prefer >>43688659
to >>43688637

Sounds more fun.
Thanks for the answers, though.

>>43688588

How is it freaky to want the imaginary sex you don't want, or can't get, in real life?

If we can joke about fucking mermaids or banging nymphs, I think female PCs have a right to lust after satyr dick or werewolf knot.

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>>43688677

Yaaaaaay.

>>43688673
Special snowflake syndrome. I'm more disgusted that people actually strive to be categorized and labeled.

>>43688734

Turns out people are desperate to feel like part of a group, it's just we destroyed the old labels and now people have to invent their own.

God, the 1960s were a mistake.

>>43688332
>concentrated kenders in one location, to be killed or not

"Hans, someone has stolen the valve to the gas chamber!"

>>43688705
Well the one I actually played with made it clear that she was intimate with her animal companion. IE, just a regular wolf. Not a werewolf, or an awakened wolf, or any other such thing. Part of her definition of 'communing with nature' was continually making out with and fucking her pet wolf. The fucking was offscreen, but she would go into detail about her and said wolf slobbering into each other's mouths and insisted it was just to demonstrate how close to her companion and that it wasn't at all weird or sexual.
I mean, I ain't gonna stop her, but that shit IS freaky.

>>43688753
I don't think it's that they want to be part of a group, it's that they want to be part of what they perceive as a small and exclusive group.
>>you're probably never heard of my sexual identity, it's pretty obscure

>>43688800
Well, I'm erect now, but this doesn't belong to the regular roleplaying table.

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>>43684205
>Player wants a character who's an inanimate opject
>Wants another character to use/wear/insert them

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>>43688799
You put all the kenders in a building with all the food and luxuries they could ever ask for. And you put one shiny button or lever behind a locked pane of reinforced glass. If activated, it blows up the entire facility, killing everyone inside.

>>43688800
>fully erect
thanks, anon

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>>43688800
>Wolf crits its knotting roll
>Entire party witnesses it dragging her out of the room and down the hall as she screams and leaks wolf jizz everywhere

>>43684392
>literally_like_a_machine

>>43688577
Mm, I'm just playing a character with a somewhat simlar personality to him though. Reage tempered by justice

Also Asura is totally CN. Any helping he did to the people of Shinkoku was completely incidental to him saving his daughter

>>43689005
How the fuck did I type 'rage' wrong that badly

>>43688069
It's goddamn November and there'll be snow by the weekend. I can only wish it were summer.

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>>43689005
>Also Asura is totally CN. Any helping he did to the people of Shinkoku was completely incidental to him saving his daughter
Asura has the opportunity to take up the mantle of a supreme being, but refused because that would mean a shitlord like Chakravartin would still exist. And then he sacrificed himself to save the universe and free it from the reign of tyrannical gods.

>>43689022
Could be worse. You could have substituted the g with a p.

>>43687938
15 shitlord!

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>43688934
>The half-orc barbarian decides to establish dominance by fucking the wolf in the ass. Rolls to grapple...

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>>43688800

How would you even make out with a wolf? Its face is just not built for it at all.

>>43686514
>uses drugs or alcohol in their free time
What if they only use drugs or alcohol while working?

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>>43689080
Because Chakravartin stole his daughter, and Asura believed he had to pay. Also he was basically blinded with anger at that point, see the "I WILL DESTROY YOUR WORLD!" lines

>>43689230
No you silly, you can't rape a non-sentient animal.

>>43688800

Anon, I know you're trying to make that sound gross and weird, but for most of us that sounds kinky as fuck and honestly something I'd find as the right kind of lewd if we were allowing sex and mature themes in a campaign.

Shame the farthest one of my female players went was lusting after a female dragon.

>>43689274
Sentient or not, I think there are laws against that. At least in our world.

>>43689259
Actually, there was a turning point for the character. He had his daughter back, but the wrath didn't subside. Asura had seen too much shit. Too many people had suffered. It was the moment where Asura realized what needed to be done.

>>43684832
Pretty much any political marriage in a pre-industrial society then.


It's only people who have the luxury of selecting their spouse that age was ever a big deal ( so long as the woman was still of child bearing age of course)

>>43689285
I never said it was gross, I just said it was freaky.
Popular culture likes to create this image of the innocent girl venturing into the poorly lit game room and being assaulted with the perverse lust of a bunch of greasy neckbeards. My experience on the matter suggest female players are by far the most openly perverse of the bunch.

>>43686906
> lookit me, I'm special!
K.

>>43689332
That's fair, but I think it's just as much that Asura had made his mind up on killing Chakravartin, and nobody was going to change it, not even Mithra. A recurring aspect of the character is that he's a stubborn bastard.

>>43689410
Naw, it wasn't blind rage driving him. You have that moment before he refuses the offer where he looks down at his daughter's face. And that can be interpreted a few ways. Either he decides that she wouldn't be safe, or he thinks about how Chakravartin will just do all this shit again, or he thinks about all the suffering that's happened, but something comes up in his head that tempers Asura's wrath with conviction. And that's how he's able to beat Chakravartin. He even says it. "I understand it all now! The true reason for my wrath! I could not stand it! There is always some fool who wants to rule the world! Always forcing others to do what they cannot do for themselves! That, is why... I pray to no one! Nor will I be prayed to! And above all else... I will never forgive you.... for making MY DAUGHTER CRY!"

>>43686514
>6 out of 37
>maybe 5 since i'm fine with playing humans

well, that was underwhelming.

>>43688069
>Tries to 'rub up against people' in-character

Catgirls aren't furry, but this kind of shit is inexcusable.

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>>43688659
For you, sir.

>>43689126
Hey I got 15 too.

I love my new smartphone too, though not coming stock with a music app? The fuck Nexus?

>>43688883
Remember that one dailymotion dedicated to qt teen girls making out with dogs?

That was kind of hot

>>43686514

17 here. The hell are you lumping all drugs and alcohol together for?

Maybe more like 16 and a half. Married, but no kids.

>>43686514
15.

I can literally think of nobody I know who doesn't fit at least one of those. Most would end up at the very least at 8-15. Some more, some less.

I'll give you 7/10, amusing at the very least.

>>43686514
I scored a 7

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>>43690006

>>43688934
This is my fetish.

Welp, looks like it's back to F-list for me tonight. Gotta find some wolves...

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>>43683714
>human
>wants to play as any other race other than human

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>>43686514
Tha Bait is strong i this one.

>>43684080
Source? Reverse image search and search for the artist name in the lower left corner brought up nothing.

>>43686514
Fuck yeah, 22! Was 23 for a while then I got a job.

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>>43689166

>>43690710
his little logo is kinda shit. It looks like AKAG, but it's really AKA6

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>>43690982
Thank you for your assistance. Have something funny.

>>43690539
Let me know if you find anyone.

Anyone willing to do this?

My first character in a fantasy setting was an elf archer, how stereotypical am I?

>>43688800
In Washington State bestiality is illegal because a man who had sex with a horse died of a ruptured colon.
Now you know that.

>>43688069
This was like 4 years ago, mind you, and we already had the warning signs.
I didn't want to believe it, but at that point it was undeniable.
He even had the DM homebrew in Khajiit just for him.
I also don't talk to him anymore.

>>43683736
Because bear wildshape + bear animal companion + nature spell with "I chose those just because they're cute"

>>43693518
There is nothing wrong with going for something stereotypical in your first session. My first was a half-elf ranger. You need to learn the rules first, much of the setting is probably unknown to you, so going for something that you know how you think to roleplay is good at the beginning.

>>43683901
underrated post

>>43686514
13/37 could've done better. holy shit I'm LEET

>>43693720
And here I thought /tg/ would bitch with me about my girly choice
There is still hope for 4chan? For anons everywhere?

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>>43693887
Maybe if you would drop that name, but the anti-elf meme posters aren't everywhere and can be easily ignored.

>>43693959
Well too bad that here they're in abundance and are POSTING TOO LOUD TO BE IGNORED
YOU F U C K I N G KNIFE-EARED WHORE

>>43693959
Sorry if it bothers you, but that happens to be my real name
._.

>>43693959
azn elf is a qt
I want to pat her ears

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>>43694026
It certainly is not and it doesn't add anything to this conversation.

>>43694036
Marsille confirmed for cutest ears.

>>43694026
I thought it was Semen Demon.

>>43694026
Posting with a name is considered poor form unless it's necessary to the topic at hand, for example if you're a draw/writefag (and posting in an appropriate thread) or a game dev doing a Q&A. Using a name/tripcode outside of those sort of circumstances is unnecessary and generally frowned upon.

>>43694063
Stop talking to the neckbeard pretending to be a girl and post more Breakdance Elf.

>>43694026
Pics or didn't happen.
Also were your parent hippies high on marijuana when they were picking your anme or what?

>>43683714

you're making people who actually have autism look bad

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>>43694078
I never pretended to be a girl.

Breakdance incoming

>>43694063
>>43694066
I'm aware of that, it's just that the first time I posted at /tg/ I had no idea about it and used my own name. Since then, I kinda liked it
Besides, it's my first name only and most anons consider it a nickname anyway

>>43694087
Kinda, my dad is brazilian and he is very proud of his damned portuguese language, so I have this crazy name

>>43694414
>I'm aware of that
Welp, another name for the filter then.

>>43693639
based mr hands

>>43694618
>I'm aware of that
You're the worst kind of person then

>>43695123
Directed at
>>43694414
Whoopsy

>>43683873
I'd play the shit out of that, and I'm in my early twenties

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>>43683714
>female player
>wants to play a human barbarian


>proceeds to bully my healslut cleric

>>43687825
>YFW it kisses back

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>>43695443
>female player
>wants to play a human barbarian
Objectively the best mix
Women lust for battle as much as Men, but have been socially conditioned that it's not 'lady like'
Each time I've been in a group with one, they are the best roleplayers

>>43684205
>>43688852
>I will never get to play an enchanted intelligent thong psion worn by a chaste ladypaladin who gets turned on by combat and the sight of blood

>>43695443
>>ready action to silence

>>43695560
I played with a girl playing a Female Human Barbarian.

The group was bad, and she was bad.

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>>43695560
Technically she's a dwarf, but whatever. She's a fat little retard psychopath.

>>43686514
>Wants to play non-human
>Wants to play DnD
>Has ever played an MMO
>Has ever played MtG
>Watches GoT
>Drinks Pop
Well fuck you for not liking me.

>>43683753
>i play almost exclusively female characters
>many of them lesbians and bisexuals
>some with dicks
[spoilers]>all of them furries[/spoilers]

>>43696215
Sounds like that sucks.
Maybe you shouldn't play with cringy people, then.

>>43686514
The closest match for you I can think of is Amish men that shave.

>>43686514
Furries aren't on the list because they get a racial bonus to character creation and role playing.

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>>43696488
>Furries
>racial bonus
>role playing
Pretty sure you're being sarcastic, but this still fills me with all of the hate.

>>43696552
Hey, ERP is a perfectly valid form of roleplaying.
The Elf Maidens won't rape themselves!

Well, maybe if they can cast Eidolon...

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>>43696644
>Elf maidens
>BEING raped
May I offer a counter point?

>>43686514
Only 16. I thought I'd get more.

>>43696699
That was some high level bait, sir. I commend you.

>>43686514
>female
Nope
>trans
Nope
>MRA
Nope
>SJW
Nope
>uses social media
Yup
>has a smartphone
Yup
>poor relationship with parents
Nope
>wants to play a non-human
Yup
>wants to play a paladin
Nope
>wants to play a wizard
Nope
>wants to play D&D
Nope
>has ever played an MMO
Yup
>has ever played MtG
Yup
>NEET
Nope
>likes animu
Yup
>obese for their BMI
Nope
>has a beard
Nope
>has dyed hair
Nope
>owns any display weaponry
Nope
>only gaming books on their bookshelf
Nope
>watches GoT
Yup
>piercings
Nope
>uses drugs or alcohol in their free time
Yup (Wait, you'd be ok if it was during work hours?)
>not married with kids
Yup
>atheist
Yup
>Abrahamic religion
Nope
>doesn't bring snacks
Not bringing snacks is a sin
>eats garbage
Nope
>expects me to buy their garbage snacks
Nope
>wants soft experience
I don't even know what soft experience is.
>has ever played a "narrative" ""game""
Lel
>erp
Nope
>vegan
Nope
>drinks soda
Nope
>no college
Nope
>degree in liberal arts
Nope
>degree in social ""science""
Nope

11/37

>>43696803
Are you me?

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>>43686514
>Guy points out the absurdity of /tg/s neuroticism.
> Nobody gets it.
Don't worry, anon. I get it.

>>43696898
Well, the described profile was the most generic /tg/anon possible. Except maybe for the non-human part.

>>43687867
Have you tried applying to cruise ships? My cousin started in stage construction, then some dude taught him sound engineering, then pretty much right away he got hired on a cruise ship, then, while doing that, they taught him pyrotechnics. It worked out pretty well for him.

>>43685687
I had a girl tell me she wanted me to impregnate her so that she could pull our son's dick and fuck me in the ass with it.

I didn't put my dick in her. But I probably would have if she hit my fetishes.

>>43688852
I actually did this once. I made a super psychic goldfish. But he still could only breath water, and he didn't want to give himself away by floating around in a bubble of water, so he was confined to an MDC fish bowl of his own creation. His main power was the ability to just grab stuff around him and clump it together and form a golem body. He once formed said body out of the floor litter of a multidimensional circus, and preceded to shoot stale popcorn at would be circus cronies. His name was Herbert, and that was a fun ass game.

>>43685687
>She'd stab him with a knife during sex.
I would probably be ok with this.

>>43699083
Depends on how deep the stab is and where, it can make things more exciting, or really unenjoyable

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>>43686514
>drinks soda

>>43698944
Damn dude, i'd play with you in a heartbeat. What were the other party members?

>>43688705
>knot
Too far.

>>43694414
>it's just that
No, stop right there.

>>43699115
Well I am a masochist with a deathwish and I can't really think of a better way to go.

>>43686514
>13/37

I am going to go drink some soda, just for you.

>>43686514
>atheist
>Abrahamic religion
agnostics and neopagans at this table only?
also i scored an 11

>>43699341
Ahhhh. Basically the group revolved around one player as the "main character" kind of deal. He was this like...Kinda little kid who was immortal. And he was searching multiverse for his dad, and he just ended up picking up friends along the way with his companion, a monkey butler, who was just an ordinary monkey although he could do magic. But if he was to do a specific little dance, while the "main character" sang a song, he would turn into DBZ saiyan monkey huge. One of the other companions, the main way the party got around, was a wooden tiger, who could turn into a wooden boat, that we would use to travel to different dimensions. And then there was just a regular dragon, who the "main character" had found while he was still in his egg. When he hatched, the "main character" thought he was a lizard, and gave him a name. Disregarding the fact that dragons are super intelligent at birth, and just know things. For whatever reason, the dragon just kept going with it.

It was actually pretty funny. My goldfish character thought HE was a dragon, because before he had a body, he saw what he thought was a massive leviathan in the deep, which turned out just to be a goldfish in a pond, and would keep referring to the dragon, as just a big lizard. They argued a lot. My goldfish couldn't talk, because he's a goldfish, but he'd speak to you telepathically. He also thought he was just evil incarnate, and would come up with masterful plots to bring death and destruction down on everyone around him, only his plans usually turned out to be like...Psychically pushing over your glass of water to spill it, and things along that nature, and he would bellow in laughter after succeeding at his nefarious schemes. Like I said, it was a pretty fun game. Super light hearted.

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>player unga
>wants to play bunga

>>43699508
Everyone forgets Buddhists.

>>43699688
And that's just the way they like it.

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>>43686514
>has a smartphone
>wants to play a paladin
>wants to play a wizard
>wants to play D&D
>has ever played an MMO
>has ever played MtG
>has a beard
>not married with kids
>Abrahamic religion
>wants soft experience
>has ever played a "narrative" ""game""
>drinks soda

I did good... I guess?

>>43695560
I was in a really shit group for 3 years once but the girl playing the fighter who also kinda assumed the leadership role was really fun. Too bad That GM played favorites to the worst players and might have been a sex criminal. It's always sad when people who are nice have horrific friends.

>>43683873
that would be cringe-worth if it wasn't a namekian. namekians are cool as shit

>>43683714
>Cat
>Wants to play a dog wizard

>>43686514
>Has a smart phone
>Drugs (If you count stimulants to stay awake at work)
>Drinks soda
Do I win?

>>43702617
Shit I forgot poor relationship with parents.

Really, I don't see how that is a red flag at all. Some people just didn't have great parents. Same with smartphone as you cannot have anything else in this day and age.

>>43686514
>has a smartphone
>poor relationship with parents
>wants to play D&D
>has ever played an MMO
>likes animu
>not married with kids
>drinks soda (rarely)

How'd I do guys?

>>43686514
>uses drugs or alcohol in their free time
Is it okay if I use recreational drugs prescriptionally?

>>43686531
Not even they will play with him.

>>43687085
0/10 next time don't go full retard.

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>>43684034
>Ugh, darn DMs using common tools to guide the PCs.

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>>43688610

>>43703006

Dad was right.
A failure as a father, but right nonetheless.

>>43703006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lfiTebewnc

>Playing with females
I've had two in our group, both player girlfriends. One was an art student and had a perpetual "I'm too cool for the room" attitude, the other inserted "So random XD" humor into things all the time

My group cut down to 5 straight white males and we've been better off ever since :)

>>43703331
it's nice having everyone on the same page so you can have natural off colour table banter without "offending" people

>>43702617

It's okay to do drugs at work according to the list.

>>43703366
I have nothing against women in gaming, but everybody has to be on the same page at the table. Otherwise we get a nice conversation going, someone cracks a joke, and the gf puts on her annoyed face and tells us to stop.

Despite our mental illnesses, nobody minded autistic jokes until she showed up.

>>43703372
Oh damn, I do win in that case.

>>43686514
>Hating on paladins

get a smite on this heathen scum

>Have two girls in the group
>One plays only gay men
>the other plays only bisexuals
>One constantly tries to fug the other
>Both can get serious when is needed
>Can give somnething to laugh about by the rest of the group from time to time

I am a mysoginistic gay-hating white power guy, but even i can have fun with people i'm supposed to hate if they are reasonable

>>43702646
You were cool until animu

>>43686514
>uses social media
I use fb a little
>has a smartphone
>wants to play a wizard
Occasionally
>wants to play dnd
Why else would I be at the table
>has ever played an mmo
Begrudgingly
>has ever played mtg
YES. Legacyfag
>not married with kids
>abrahamic religion
>drinks soda
Only on dnd night

Rate pls

Also what is soft experience?

>>43686514
I imagine these days your games are you, sitting at a table shouting angrily at a mirror.

>>43684370
F

>>43688734
This. I don't want to be put in some little box, even if it makes things easier. Some shit is really complex, some shit is really simple. If you're making up a term and then adding five clarifications that set you apart from others of that term, don't have it at all.

>>43688852
I once had a player who wanted to be a bone. Kind of carved or something, but an obviously human bone nonetheless. Some remnant of an evil lich or something that took over the mind of someone carrying or wearing it. Eventually he was negotiated to having a construct body to contain that bone.

The thing that bothered me personally was that he wanted to play a character controlling another character. If something happened to the guy's bone necklace, we would have lost our wizard. It's a needlessly complex and potentially dangerous way of making a character, when you could make a straight up evil wizard.

Then again, I'm a faggot who can't play anything outside of a human paladin. I tried a bard and an elven wizard, and I just wasn't happy.

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>male player
>wants to be the DM

>>43685687
i'd get stabbed if it meant losing my wizard robes

>>43695443
>Ulfberth+t
10/10

>>43708210

There would be a lot of other questions to ask first, ranging from hotness to what else is on the table to "Stabbed how deep, and where?"

I mean, I wouldn't say no right away, but she'd have to work pretty hard to talk me into it.

>>43686514
Add
>makes long, dumb lists online about which whom you should play RPGs

>>43689274
actually all you can do is rape as non-sentient implies the lack of ability to give proper consent.

Still, why the fuck would the Orc care, they are like made of rape.

>>43686514
>atheist
>Abrahamic religion

Varg? Is that you?

>>43688726
That BDSM angel though

>>43694066
>blah blah blah MUH BOARD CULTURE MAH ANONYMOUS COMMUNITY
Fuck off

>>43684319
You dense motherfucker. YOU DENSE. MOTHERFUCKER.

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>>43683714
>girl in game
Wut do?

>>43706016
It's only really manga these days, but I guess it's really all the same weeb trash.

>>43686514
>red flags for players
>has a smartphone
>uses drugs or alcohol in their free time
I almost took you seriously.

>>43706096
>Rate pls
>Legacyfag
>Not Vintagefag
-10/10