Stat me

>>43621045
What is that?

>>43621045
Bear
Size/Type: Large Ooze
Hit Dice:4d10+32 (54 hp)
Initiative:-5
Speed: 15 ft. (3 squares)
Armor Class: 4 (-1 size, -5 Dex), touch 4, flat-footed 4
Base Attack/Grapple: +3/+7
Attack:Slam +2 melee (1d6 plus 1d6 acid)
Full Attack:Slam +2 melee (1d6 plus 1d6 acid)
Space/Reach:10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Acid, engulf, paralysis
Special Qualities: Blindsight 60 ft., immunity to electricity, ooze traits, transparent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref -4, Will -4
Abilities: Str 10, Dex 1, Con 26, Int O, Wis 1, Cha 1
Skills: —
Feats: —
Environment: Underground
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating:3
Treasure: 1/10th coins, 50% goods (no nonmetal or nonstone), 50% items (no nonmetal or nonstone)
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 5-12 HD (Large); 13-24 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>43621086

Some kind of weird fat dog I think

>>43621102
So just find a Dog familiar's stats and bring up the HP and STR modifiers. Done.

1G
Creature - Bear
2/2

>>43621093
>Large Ooze

>>43621045
>>43620814

>>43621093
hahahAAAAAAAH

>>43621102
Looks weird, reminds me of a catsnake.

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Sorry OP, I think this is as close as you're going to get to official stats for whatever that thing is.

Got any tips on making a smarter than average stat me thread?

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>>43622421
>Got any tips on making a smarter than average stat me thread?

Make sure you realize that the past tense of "stat" is "statted", not "stated". A lot of OPs make that mistake. "Hey, /tg/ it would be cool if you stated me" kinds of variants.

Other than that, posting an actual owlbear is a one-trick pony, because after owlbear guy makes his post, the thread will just derail into talking about wizards making weird animals. Starting a thread with a screencap of a statblock will usually turn the thread into a general thread about whichever faction (40k) or edition (D&D) the statblock is from.

The best stat-me threads are the ones without easily summarized characters. Invariably a few people will just say GURPS or Exalted, but those non-answers are almost always a minority.

In truth, the best you can do is just make the thread you want to make, and see where it goes.

>>43622531
Dude, how did you miss the Yogi Bear reference?

>>43623007
Because it's "smarter than THE average".

>>43623053
Damn.