Penal Regiment /tg/: Clean Up Time Edition

Does anyone want me to... modify their lasguns to be more effective? I assure you that there is AT MOST only a 40% chance of later explosion.

Cool, I'll let yall know when I'm ready to fight the Lictor

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>Moves from its observation spot after having successfully analyzed the preys from their last battle with Chaos Furries.

>>43563632
Good that a Lieutenant is still there. Shood we shove them in a mass grave or just burn them?

I do believe that 4chan ate my last post.

Does anyone want a free servo skull? I have many extras!

>several white-painted floating scarabs materialize out of thin air

>>43563632

answers to messages on last thread

>>43563216 #
>>43563146 #

A while back. First day on Mara. I was on third wave of troops, to investigate where we were as navigation had malfunctioned. We were en route to Tranch, but instead got stuck on Mara. The chaos was... I don't... Cold... Dark... Flashes everywhere, frozen corpses, the buzzing, the hunger, the bugs... All happened so fast. Out of hundreds of thousands... A few hundred got off the frozen rock, most to get executed. Mister I got me here instead of the chopping block, and I like it. Plenty of food, I'm allowed to hunt... It's just great here.

>>43563713
fukken spoiler malfunction.

>>43563672

Well, The techpriests have already shown me pretty much everything you can do with a hellpistol without breaking it, and they're pretty hard to come by so i'll pas -

>>43563675

Stop. Did anyone else just hear something?

>>43563713
..Oh..wow.
>>43563699
Uh, I don't know. This entire thing is crazy.

Quick question as I could not join last thread in time: did you guys get out of the complex? And if so, what kind of environment is it outside? Jungle? Urban...?

>>43563632
I've not left yet Hank, I'm still debating whether it's a good idea.
I mean the other part of my trip is to get one of my troops some combat experience, but you don't just send a rupert against a damned Lictor. Especially not -this- rupert.

>>43563755
It is your choice, sir. We're too busy trying to clean up this mass of dead bodies.

>>43563755
*clears the barrels of the crank cannon* Lictor? Do they hav good teeth?

>>43563744

I believe we're still in the general area

I'm going to go get my kit just in case.

Watching from spaceship. Good now we know how they will fight

>>43563744
The immediate area outside is completely cleared of anything with the previously mentioned ludicrously overarmed Chimera watching the -main- entrance. Slightly less immediate is the remains of the above ground part of the base. Beyond that is a wooded area.

>>43563744
[I'm not sure, but the environment is mostly ruins a la Cadia

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>43563738
Let me try to scan the area with my superior robot senses!

"I think I need more lasgun ammo"

>>43563816
I think I should go to sleep, I'm getting too sloppy... Well, a little longer

Good, thank you.
>The creature approaches its preys silently, its skin has helped so far to cammouflage itself from any human eye, and the sewers' slime is almost clean from its ecoskeleton, yet still giving a small hint of its position
(Yet again DC to detect the lictor flanking is 70)

>>43563876
>is completely oblivious to the lictor, continuing to pick up dead bodies

Rolled 42 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>43563876
*Busy eating cat*

>>43563847
How do rolls work exactly? For now I'm going to assume it's for degrees of success

>points down a hallway

I think it came from over there!

>>43563852
Here you go son, use this!

>offers the guardsman a gauss flayer

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>43563876
*polishing his sword, scanning the are for enemys of the emperor to violently purge*

>>43563895
was supposed to be minus... Whatever, fail it is either way
*pours water into ears*

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>43563912
The enemy! The Xeno! Attack soldiers of the God Emperor.
*charges*

Rolled 24 (1d100)

Sorry I was away, something got my attention for a bit.

>Unleashes a burst of static as he pulls out his stolen las-pistol and looks around.

>>43563912
>The lictor is careful, but it becomes confident, an easy prey, not paying attention, just polishing its sword away from the group.
>Sadly for the Lictor, that prey is a kriegger with a keen eye.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>43563876

>returns in full riot gear carapace armor

Now I feel much less worried. But still..

>warily eyes the corridor

>>43563934
*stumbles and falls into a crate cutting himself with his blade*

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>43563934
That roll tho.
>The creature reacts out of pure instinct, engaging the Kriegger in battle.

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>43563964
....I..don't even-
DID YOU SAY XENO?!
>>43563972
FOR THE EMPEROR!
>Attempts to fire at the Lictor's face!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>43563972
>whispers
Sotekh warned us of this!

Open fire!

>takes aim with his gauss flayer

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>43563934

>Springs into action and runs after the Quartermaster, las-pistol firing.

*Looks at the newly acquired xeno gun*

B-but that's heresy!

>>43563972
*diversive bionics and pain suppressors start working bringing the Krieger back on his legs*
*activates power sword*
For the Emperor! Regiment to me!

>>43564014
Oh no! This is a fancy new SUPER hotshot lasgun! Would a techpriest ever lie to you?

>hastily places aquila sticker on the side

>>43563951
>>43563972
>raises his hotshot towards the Lictor and fires off several bursts

Come on then you cunt! I'll take your limbs and LET GARY HAVE HIS WAY WITH YOU!

>>43563972

SHIT!

>carefully aims his hellpistol and squeezes the trigger

SOMEONE KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR MORE!

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>43563992
>>43564004
>>43564013

Rollin' for defense

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>43564045
Derp. Forgot roll.

Rolled 30 (1d100)

Anyone up for some steamed crab?

>fires at a steam pipe on the wall next to the lictor

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>43564052

forgot to roll

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>43563951
*Panics and drops the crank cannon, attempts to bite a leg*

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>43564056

>Lets loose an unusually loud burst of static before lunging at the Lictor with a lit plasma welder.

Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>43564056
Second attempt with some malus for being wounded
I'm getting to old for this shit.

>>43564056
>Managing to avoid most rounds mid-charge, one bullet hits its face, it makes minor burns, a lasgun is nothing a Lictor can't stand.

>It leaps forward against the quartermaster, using its mantis-like appendages as a shield vs enemy fire.

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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>Valkyrie screams in over head, a Harakoni Sergeant gets out, brandishing a bolter and a chain sword is tied to his hip.

Alright you pukes, command decided to send me in to get you straightened out...

Wait, what the fuck is going on? A lictor, here?

>Takes aim with his bolter

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>43564123
Now I'm the idiot who forgot to roll.

>>43564149

Uhh, we're indoors inside a bunker.

>>43564149
we're inside a bunker

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>43564123
FUCK YOU YOU GOD DAMN XENO SHIT LOVING ASS HOLE FILLED FUCKING UNHOLY-
>lunges forward with lasgun, attempting to jump onto the Lictor shooting it
FUUCCKK YOOOUUU!

>>43564088
which leg? WHICH LEG?!?

>>43564120

"THEIR ARMOR'S ON THE OUTSIDE! GET YOUR GUN IN IT'S MOUTH AND EMPTY CLIP!"

>>43564123
you see gibbers rolled 20 on trying to bite some leg?

Are we playing with d20 or d100?

Rolled 11 (1d20)

The Emperor cleary despises me for my failure. Fuck this power sword. I will do it the traditional Krieg way.
*throws the power sword away, draws a showel and attacks

AFAIK Non-combat stuff is 1d100 and combat is 1d20. I think.

>>43564169
>>43564171
Wait what? I thought the Lictor asked if we were outside and people answered giving it the outside environment? Fuck. I'm new here sorry. I guess I land and then walk in?

>>43564188

i think its 20 for combat, 100 for other actions

>>43564204
no I think he was asking what kind of terrain was outside the bunker that we are currently in

>>43564188
d20 for combat. d100 for everything else

>>43564088
mfw this roll
*Has a good hold on left leg with his teeth*

>>43564213
I guess I'm outside then, just kinda confused where everyone is.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>43564149
A Harakoni? Bless the Emperor!

>>43564123
>>43564159
Men! PURGE THIS ABOMINATION FROM THIS PLANET. YOUR EMPEROR'S WILL SHALL BE DONE!

I really wish I could inspire the troops just by giving orders and shouting random Pro-Imperial chants, but this would be unfair.. Should also probably say that d20 is usually the combat dice but meh, it's not set in stone as last thread showed.

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>>43564218
FUUU!!!....

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>43564088
>The bite is surprisingly deep, making the lictor fall to the ground, both by the weight of the trooper on its leg and by the pain.
>It tries to kick Gibbers off with the other leg as the rest of guardsmen (and xeno infiltrators) unleash hell into the creature, yet it still holds onto life as its exoskeleton shrugs off most of the fire.

>>43564227
You could always have it that the Valk droppes you outside and the Chimera Crew directed you inside to where the fightinga going on?

I have to retreat from close combat any other specialist here? And prepare a damned medic.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>43564259
>attempts to fire at the lictor's eye in the hope of blinding it, even temporarily

>>43564232
Nomnommomm? *tries to speak with teeth essentially locked around lictor's leg*

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>43564259
*Fires the Inferno pistol at the xeno*

>>43564259
*Flies off in a high arc and missing multiple teeth*

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>43564266
Sounds like a plan.

>Sprints inside the bunker to find the troops fighting the Lictor

BY THE EMPEROR!

>Opens fire with bolter

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>43564259

>Attempts to use his mechadentride to clamp onto the lictor's head.

>>43564269
I've got some basic medical training QM. I can hold you together until we find the Chirurgeon, as long as it's not too bad.

Two honest questions. Do you guys think Hell March 1 or 2 was better? Also, am I correct in thinking that the nickname 'Hellgun' only applies to Hotshots with a backpack power supply

>>43564316
I'm off to sleep, have fun guys. I'll read what happened when I wake up and join if the thread is still going

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>The ambush is a utter failure and the wounded beast knows it, it has centered the whole attention of lasfire, explosives, teeth and gauss at it, and is now paying the consequences.
>It roars as it manages to push Gibbers off, but is hit by even more gunfire niw that there's no room for the guardsmen to accidentaly hit gibbers.
>A mechadentride takes away an eye and 2 of its feeder tentacles as it gets up back on its feet.

>It tries to flee back to the shadows.

>>43564362

Hell March 1.

Also, no. The Hellgun is a lasgun hooked to a backpack power source to allow for infinite las-machine gunning, a Hotshot is a Lasgun that shoots a much more powerful shot.

>>43564362
Hell march 1. But Red Alert 2 is still the best Red Alert game.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>43564395

Like hell!

>The detective takes another carefully aimed shot

>>43564362
There is a hole in my chest. Luckily my lungs have been replaced by some artifical stuff long ago when I got gassed on Vrax, but it is still bleeds quite heavily.
And two mechanical fingers should lay around somewhere.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>43564395
Not getting away that easy!

>Fires another salvo of bolter rounds at the beast.

>>43564395
Give the xenos no quarter men! This is the fate that befalls the Xenos, the Mutant and the Heretic! Our God Emperor demands it's death and WE SHALL NOT FAIL HIM! Men of the Imperial Guard! CHARGE!!

>sprints after the Lictor, firing off a hail of shots as he moves.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>43564395
Not so fast.
*Fires one bolt pistol shot, while spitting some blood.*

>>43564456
UURRAAA!
>chases after the Xeno

>>43564456

Oh shit. that's what it WANTS.

>Shrugs

In for a credit, in for a chit, as the old man used to say. Anyone else who's going to be pursuing that thing, we need to stay close.

>>43564425
>The shot travels right into one of the remaining 5 lictor eyes, blinding it permanently.

>The creature stumbles a little but it's exoskeleton already begins to change colors as it tears a open the floor into the sewer system, jumping in.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>43564397
Now I'm confused. That's what I thought myself, but according to Lexicanum a Hellgun is simply a Hotshot with a bigger battery. And now you say this. My mind is full of fuck.

So yeah. I should start saying Hellgun seeing as that is what I have.

>>43564456
I am fucking up roll again.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

> Attempts to quietly retrieve the discarded power sword...

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43564493
>Jumps down and continues to fire at it
Fuck you Xeno scum!

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"Hey guys, what's going on? My squads bird crashed about 15 miles away and I had to run through enemy lines to get here. I brought lhos."

>>43564533
Hank you idiot! Get back up here! There's brave and then there's stupid!

Hank just done that one bit where Han charges after the Stormtroopers only to find....more Stormtroopers.

>>43564533
>Despite the shot hits nothing, it illuminates the path ahead as it flies, there's somekind of broken structure by the sewer system corner.

>>43564548
Did you brought medics? There is quite some hole in my chest.

>>43564519
Not so fast cogboy. I'm not dead yet.

>>43564567
FOR THE EMMPPEERROOORRR!
kek
>>43564588
Huh?
>>43564567
Sir, I found a strange broken structure by the sewer corner! Might be dangerous!

>>43564596
The medic kind of got eaten, he did blow up the thing that got him though. All I really got is some bandages.

>Tosses the badages over

>>43564611
If my time with the Guard has taught me anything, it's that you never, ever, enter a weird broken structure you find underground.

>>43564640
I dunno, that seems to be around ninety percent of the missions I do.

The rest is blowing shit up.

Does everyone just charge in without thinking in this outfit?

>>43564548

Well, there's a lictor in the sewers. And the Quartermaster's bleeding out. Which someone decided to just charge after.

>Holsters his hellpistol and takes the shotgun off his back.

If we're going to go down there, we might as well use gear meant for close quarters. As a group.

>>43564611
>sticks his hand into the hole to help Hank up.

That's fascinating but you can tell me about that after we get you back up here. That's a damned order.
Rest of you, cover us!

>>43564617
That will do for now, until I can fix the damage on the bionics. My implants will allow me to keep fighting.

> Lets out a disappointed burst of static before placing the power sword by the Krieger's side.

>>43564665
What happened to 90 percent of the people you know?

>>43564640
I guess.
>>43564683
>takes the hand, pulling himself up
Sir.

>>43564703
Ninety percent of them died but that's because they forgot the most important thing you should have when killing the enemies of man.

Long. Barrel. Meltaguns.

Seriously, it's the solution to any problem, look at the finish on this baby!

>Strokes the side of his meta tenderly

>A lictor's roar can be heard echoing from the distance in the sewer system. As well as some human screams and begs to the dark gods for mercy, silenced quick enough.

>>43564759
Huh. New gods.

>>43564683
Sir, it might be a good idea for us to wait up here, refresh and regroup before exploring suspicious underground tunnels.
Of course, that gives the xeno more time to escape and lick it's wounds, so it's your call, sergeant.
>sits down vaguely guarding the sewer entrance

>>43564693
I can try to fix your bionics.

>>43564759

Well, I guess the Chaos cult and the Nids aren't connected. Mystery solved.

...but that also means this was probably a jerkoff assignment. Throne!

Inb4 someone goes "wat": dark gods is another name given to the chaos gods.

>>43564759
At first this fucker stabs me and then he kills my favourite pray. This is infuriating!

>>43564693
I'll do my best. Admittedly that'll be to get a dressing on it and slow the bleeding.

>>43564708
You done well, little risky but you done well.
Now, tell me what thus structure looks like, as well as you can

>>43564759
>glances towards the sewer grate.

Fuck me, you guys think we pissed it off?


>>43564837
Hurr....new suc ting uz derk goods HURR HURR HURR HURR.
I kid, I kid.

>>43564849
Ah fuck it, consent is for the weak.

>fiddles with some wires hanging out of your brain, the light on your optic sensor turns green and you feel like your soul just took a punch to the gut

*busts out of vent grate*

THRONE FUCK I SLEPT A LONG TIME! WHERE IS IT? WHERE'S THE BUG?!

>>43564876
I..don't exactly know sir. It just seemed very broken, I couldn't get a good look, sir.

>>43564878
But the hole is in my chest and my lung is damaged. The head is still behing helmet and gassmask.

>>43564910
oh. I guess some wires hanging out of your chest then

Too bad I don't kno- uh, remember anything about human biology.

>>43564878
What in the Emperor's name is this?!

>>43564901
We fucked it sideways and it ran off mate. Took a couple of it's tentacles and I think we got a couple of it's eyes. Ran off down there and ate some Cultists.

>points to the hole in the grating the Lictor tore open.

>>43564901
Dunno mate, I just got here.

Say, do you like Meltas?

>>43564950
Uh, nothing... Here, have an STC

>hands Wellsley the blueprint for a croissant

>>43564907
...well then, any volunteers to go down and have a look?
Anyone?

>>43564826

>Starts ruminating to himself

Genestealers on Cadia. Pfft. That's so fucking impossible, I should have known I was getting the finger.

>pauses and calms down a bit.

Now lets not jump to conclusions here.

The Inquisitor wouldn't have someone he's scoped out for a potential protege sent on an assignment that wouldn't bear results. He knows Genestealers are my specialty.

So either he thinking I need my horizons expanded or - The thricedamned Governer pulled some strings.

>Starts getting pissed again

>>43564985

We need to go as a group. Going into a nid nest and splitting up is basically signing your own death warrant.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>43564985
Thanks for volunteering, always need a meatshi- I mean hero to go first, take this with you.

>Hands over a demo charge
>Pushes the Lance Corporal down the hole

>>43564985
Uhh..

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>>43564974
X1 Serving of DOOM ready for deployment from the reserve oven sir!

>>43564985
Gary'll probably go down there. But ideally he would stay up here.

>>43564985
>
I'll send some of my servo scarabs to have a look without risking anyone's life.

>>43564950
Whatever it is. It can't be worse than the Neurosuppressor I implanted myself thatturned out to be tainted. I was puking warp dust into my trench for five weaks until I managed to turn it of.
Anyway this is just some emergency repairs. I will replace it with real bionics back in the base. There is still some nice stuff back in my quarter.

>>43565074
So many typos. I think I should go to sleep soon.

>>43565028
>>43564950
GOOD! All you chuckle fucks can follow if you want!

*stalks off into passage*

finally, able to participate...

>>43565038
>looks at the Kasrkin dubiously.
>is obviously unhappy.

Excuse me, could you not throw my men down holes as bait please? You have Whiteshields for that you know.

>>43565074
I could have you sent up on the next Valkyrie heading shipside if you wish. Or if you believe you can stay in the fight, you can stay planetside. Choice is yours.

>>43565063
>several poorly-disguised scarabs disappear into the sewer, scouting for the lictor

>>43565109
Be careful down th-
>trips and falls on Gary
AAAAHH!

>>43565128
Hey, I'm a Kasrkin, I technically have more value than him.

Anyway, if everyone's going down I think I'll join them.

>Melts a new hole in the floor, jumps down that instead

>>43565128
The fight never end Sergeant. Thats just some little scratch. When I get bisected you can start to worry.

>As you approach, the broken structure comes to shape that can be recognized. It's a 4 meters tall steel door, teared open from the inside.

>There are many gibbed corpses on the outside of humans and servitors, the only recognizable feature out of them is that some were wearing robes, Ordo Xenos robes.

>Now that you think of it, the remains of the door seem to have some Inquisitorial heraldica.

Wait, does the bunker have a sewer control?

I turned the power on, remember?

>>43565146
You accident prone son of a bitch! Ok just stay here and shoot the fuck if it shows up. Or sneeze him to death I don't care!

>>43565164
Alright fancy boy! You cover your area and I'll cover mine! I'll come if I hear screaming.

>Pulls out a grapple and uses it to descend

>>43565176

Oh, i think i see now...
>Readies his weapon

Alright, we have no idea what's in there, and we're not sure if the lictor is.

>>43565176
>three scarabs float inside, their hastily built hover systems making them clumsy in the air

>>43565176
*snifffff...*

Yeah, I'm on your trail you shit... smell me and know I'm coming for your hide...

ahhhh I see where you're going with that... ordo xenos facility, makes sense.

>>43565109
>>43565146
Fuck it, the Emperor protects.

>drops down aswell, carefully dodging the others already down there.

>>43565169
You're welcome to join us down here.

>>43565176
This....might be just a bit over our heads though.

ok i've got a little under an hour before I have to go do something. be back when I can.

>>43565207
Let's do this, I got your back!

And remember chucklefucks, the guy with least kills buys the drinks afterwards!

I'll stay here with the other techpriests and tell you if you're about to die!

>>43565252
Sir..thats...Ordo Xenos..oh my um.
>hides behind skelly
IM NOT SCARED SIR, JUST CAUTIOUS! HIGHLY CAUTIOUS!

>>43565267
> Switches over to binary and speaks to Nyzart
>"It's a sewer, can't we just find a cogitator with access to the sewer to flush the lictor?"

I know someone in the Ordo, actually. I'm sure she'll be very interested in this.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>43565332
>No need! My servo scarabs are on it already!
rollan to see if they find it

>>43565238
>The place is a mess of gibs and blood, but the computer systems appear to still be functioning and the place has energy.

>There are many records of Tyranid Scientific names and a designated ID number, as well as an expository of dissected gaunts from hive fleet behemoth.

>There are some cages that hold tyranid lifeforms in forced cryo-hibernation, held for study, all of the cages with the scientific name of the species they hold inside.

>These cages are generally for small tyranid biophorms such as gaunts, all of them of hive fleet Kraken or Behemoth.

>There's a bigger one torn open that reads "Tyranicus Chameleo - Leviathan".

>>43565367
FUCK SHIT

>accesses comms network

GUYS I THINK IT CAN BLEND IN WITH ITS SURROUNDINGS

>>43565176
Well well, this is interesting. Looks like this wasn't just a supply depot after all.
Now what could the inquisition be doing down here that would warrant such secrecy...

>>43565367

Mystery solved. Though why the hell this place is abandoned with a bunch of other bugs on ice...

How old do you think those bones are?

>>43565367
...Shit.
We're going to need a flamer!

>>43565360
>turns to techpriest 9
Sorry, I can't find it. Wanna go on a little adventure?

>>43565301
>>43565367
>looks to Hank and whispers an order of "Keep quiet you idiot."
>signals to Gary to advance with him.

"Oh....fuck.....We're gonna need demo charges mate."

>"To where?"

>>43565429

I've got dragonsbreath loaded, should do in a pinch.

>>43565419
Usual shit they always do. Dicking around trying to find a "better" way to kill xenos when buckshot, bolts, and promethium work just damn fine.

But I aint complaining, been years since I killed a Lictor.

>>43565458
To find your primitive logic device.

Why would anybody set up a research station on Cadia of all planets?

>>43565429
Soldier, what the fuck else could this be?

*brandishes his Sororitas flamer*

>>43565429
Don't worry lad, gaunts are easy enough to deal with, it's the bigger one I'm worried about....

>>43565468
What do you think Gary? Might be more than one of the invisible bastards?

>>43565474
Well, it is a fortress world, full of soldiers capable of comabting the threat. Its also the last place anyone would think of looking.

It's like hiding a pleasure resort on Catachan, no one would look for it there.

>Lights a lho and

>>43565472
>"Let's not flush the fleshbags too. How about we go find something to...acquire in the name of the Omnissiah instead?"

>>43565486
Maybe exchanging my handflamer for an inferno pistol wasn't such a good idea after all.

>>43565367
Alright, let's have a look at what went on down here, then.
>examine monitors

>>43565474

Same reason a genestealer cult would set up on one - because fuck us, that's why

>>43565491

Good news is the gaunts are still on ice.

>>43565508
>Sounds good to me. I'll set the scarabs to attach and self destruct if they find the bug.

>>43565463
>>43565486
Hold! We need to be -very- careful here chaps. Who knows what these Inquisitorial nutjobs have done to with these beasts.

>>43565525

We get out of this in one piece, i'm going to need to see the nearest astropath.

>>43565491
Heh, home could be considered a resort for some...

Nah there's just the one. But, there might be other shits down there. Stay frosty.

>>43565522
>"Let's go, then!"

>the scarabs fan out, each going down a different hallway in search of the lictor

>>43565525
You find any xenos alive, kill em, awake or asleep. The Ordo ain't here to stop us.

But let me know right off if you find any Tau or Eldar... *cruel grin*

>>43565567
There's a site near the bunker that I heard some other magos were investigating before the area became a warzone. Seems interesting.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>43565519
I'm going to check the bigger cage out and by check out I'm going to slag it, who's to know the batard isn't hiding in there, the fact it's likely contaminated with Emperor knows what is also a factor.

>Steps towards the torn lictor cage and fires his melta at it

>>43565600

>"This is Cadia. It's always been a permanent war-zone. Besides, I prefer to stay in this bunker, just in case something else shows up. I mean, there's power here."

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>43565624
Yeah, good call. We really oughta torch just about everything that isn't wargear down here...

*flames cage of frozen gaunts*

>>43565597
I vote we plant some demo charges and bug out. Might be worth a search for equipment or intel first.
If the Cadians don't know about this place, we should tell em.

Famous last words for anyone who digs around inside an Umbrella laboratory.

>>43565675
*flamer stops up*
BY THE EMPEROR'S GOLDEN BALLS!!

*performs maintenance on flamer*

>As the soldiers move in, one of the scans recognize the detective's Inquisitorial identification and begin playing a recorded message.

"This is inquisitor Sevastus Argon. If you're listening to this message... it means the worst has occured."

"This, which started as a research cenger when the tyranids first got into our galaxy, is now our back-up plan should Cadia fall to the hands of those who follow the path of heresy.

All these Hive-less Tyranid organisms have been held and experimented with, to be set free ONLY in case Cadia is utterly and completely lost. So we may make a victory out of a enormous defeat.

But if this message is playing, it means containment has been broken.

I do not know who you are, nor do I know if I'll be alive to help you if this dissaster ever occurs, but if you're hearing this I know you're a member of the Ordo, or at least have been granted inquisitorial authentification."

"Listen carefully, burn this place down, find any creature that might have escaped and destroy it quick. We've modified them to be self-replicating, to bear the horrors of a hive fleet without being able to space travel! We've changed them to become an horde able to counter a demonic invasion on a lost planet.

It should be an easy task with most slecies, but if some proves tricky, we've implanted a sensor on each creature's brain, it should transmit a signal traced to this facilitys main communications de-"

>The message is broken by damage to the system, unable to reproduce any more.

>>43565668
the entire planet isn't always 100% warzone though, is it?

I think that the guardsmen can handle themselves. Besides, who's going to mess with two bad motherfuckers like us?

>>43565679

Well this escalated quickly. If you're looking for a longer sentence, by all means, destroy irreplacible inquisition property.

>>43565711

Shit. Change of plans. Find the comms and save the data - especially the recording. We're acting under orders from an inquisitor. I can square this.

>>43565711
*finishes fixing flamer, shakes head*

Fucking Inquisition dickheads and their idiot ideas...

>>43565711
I think I should get some explosives.

>>43565518
Ok, records start about 10 years ago, research starts on captures samples from various hive fleets. Nothing much to report until a few years later, where it says, ahem, 'The subject known as Tyranicus Chameleo is not responding as strongly to sedatives. Cryogenic stasis enabled indefinitely.'
A little while after that, only a few weeks this time it looks like, another entry: 'Cryogenic systems on Major Holding Cage I malfunctioning: mechanicus intervention and assistance strongly advised.'
And the records appear to stop there. Looks like they never got their techpriest.
>shudders

>>43565711
And there's the goddamn twist, I was waiting for that to happen, it's not a suicide mission without a twist!

>>43565795
I have two melta bombs and some grenades in my pack, my squadmates saddled me with anything that came with a risk of user death for some reason.

>>43565795
Go for it, but I wanna kill this Lictor personally. These cunts have a knack for escaping that kind of thing...

>>43565764

Everything else should be OK to destroy. By which I mean all aliens. No reason to shatter equipment needlessly, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

Emperor protects.

>>43565770
Hold on, sergeant, were you flaming those frozen xeno tubes? Wouldn't that mean they would-
>sound of cracking ice and glass

Rolled 14, 20 = 34 (2d20)

>>43565950
Well, we hit em again! Promethium burns damn hot!

*fires longer spurt of flame*

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>As soon as the tyranid organisms seem to begin to un-freeze, you can hear the "click" of talons running over metal as a shadow runs over the roof, moving towards the inner labs.

>It has left something latched onto the corner of the room... are those eggs?

(For the record I had not planned on you guys freeing the other nids and thus I'm not going to control them, happy hunting)

Alright lads, we've gotta seal this bunker. Nothing gets in and nothing gets out until that Lictor is naught but ash. You need any equipment from camp, you've got 2 minutes.

>activates his combead.
>"Battleaxe we're sealing her up. Anybody or anything tries to get out without my or Gary's orders, you kill em."
>A brief reply is barely audible.

Well Gary, what you think? Nuke these wretches find the controls for the complex?

Rolled 7, 13 = 20 (2d20)

>>43565950
Well, help shoot the fracking bastards then!

>Meltas the closest cages

>>43565713

>"I agree. But still, I'd feel safer knowing backup is bound. Still, there's bound to be an armory around here, perhaps even a reliquary! Let's go score ourselves something good from it instead of running all the way outside. But first."
>Grabs several of the more intact Cat corpses before chucking them down the sewer shaft.

>>43566006
Aw hell, GET DOWN, GRENADE OUT!

>Throws a frag grenade at the eggs and pulls the detective and Lance Corporal to the ground

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>43566036
>Forgot roll

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>43566006
*amid now raging inferno among cages*

HAH! THERE YA ARE!

*unslings shotgun, fires explosive shot towards Lictor's movement*

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>43566006
Oh fuck!
>tosses a frag into the nearest cage and scrambles for his combead.
>"Battleaxe, seal it now! Close the and load everything! The Emperor protects!"

Should probably mention that Battleaxe is the Chimera sitting outside.

Also: Lets do it LV-426 Style fegs!

>>43565994

This is gonna make for an interesting report...

Rolled 16 (1d20)

I have to leave now. Quatermaster needs to repair and heal himself and I need some sleep.

*shoots around with the inferno pistol*

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>43566059
>It explodes against the roof, impairing the Lictor's movement for a few seconds and almost making it fall, but the mantis-like claws stab themselves against the roof, using the momentum to give Gary a kick with its talons before dropping to the ground, continuing its escapee.

>>43566067
>The previously thrown grenade fails to detonate, merely sitting in the cage.
The frag chose NOW to fail? Damnit!

It should also be "Close the door and load everything!"

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>43566112
GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A TENTACLE FACED FREAK!

>Melta indiscriminatly at the lictor

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>43566112
*dodges it's swipe, draws knife, gets erection*

HAHAHAHA!! YEAAAA!

*goes to chop off a mantis claw*

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43566008
Heheh, we called this a 'spinward special'!
>removes heavy bolter round from inside greatcoat, bashes primer and lobs into nearest cage

>>43566150
>>43566164
YES! YES!!!

>>43566150
>Critical hit.

>The lictor falls down as the melta fire cuts off one of the lictor's mantis-like limbs.

>starts unloading his dragonsbreath into any bugs that are not ash yet

You know, the nids are probably the one known species that never dick each other over for the cause of personal advancement, they'd only do it because they're universally despicable!

and i have to go for the time being. Be back as soon as I can

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>>43566150
>>43566164
Cadian Catachan team up smackdown

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>43566112
>>43566150
>>43566164
>aims for the Lictors legs and fires off two bursts.

For the EMPEROR!

Those rolls doh. Get rekt.

>>43566164
>As the lictor tries to get up, another mantis aplendage gets chopped off.

Did you hear something, nine?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43566210
Can't fight if you can't see, spaceshit!
>aims and fires at Lictor's remaining eyes

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>43566210
Let's finish this, if anyone wanted the head as a trophy then I'm sorry for this.

>Walks over and fires the Melta at the head of the beast.

>>43566215

>"You mean the loud explosions and gunfire down there? Nope, haven't heard it. Let's go score ourselves some guns from the armory and then claim we were attacked by cats or something if they ask us."

>>43566150
>>43566164
You used up all the good rolls! ;_;

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>The creature is agonizing on the floor, with a Catachan on its back and a whole squadron aiming at it.

>It has nowhere to run now, might as well die killing.

>It turns and tries to stab its claws on Gary's chest, tryng to reach the catachan's lungs using its talons on its feet to try and stab the Kasrkin..

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43566210
MAHAHAHAHAHA!! WHERE YA THINK YER GOING?!

*eyes get even crazier, sheathes slathered blade, cracks knuckles, fatigues get even tighter from immense boner*

Hehehehehe... time to finish this right...

*begins beating Lictor to death*

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>43566276
Shit, stormtrooper, get down!
>tackle Kaskrin to the floor to avoid claws

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>43566276
>dives forward and makes a grab for the claws

No you don't you Xeno fucker! I'LL TAKE YOUR LIMBS AND KILL YOU WITH THEM!

>>43566276
*gash opens on chest*
AHHHOWW! Haha... that.. tickles...

*punches again*

>>43566276
SHIT, GARY MOVE!

>The Kasrkin runs over and tries to push Gary out of the way

>>43566283
>>43566319
>>43566322
Fugg

>>43566322
WHY AM I THIS USELESS?!

>>43566267
Sweet.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>43566337

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>43566329

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43566329
The lictor's eyes frown as it begins to close its fist without even removing the claws lut of Gary's chest.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>Searches around the bunker looking for guns, or anything of note to be taken.

>>43566319
>>43566337
>realises too late that the Kaskrin has moved
>flys through the air and lands on the floor
>mutters under breath
Nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

>>43566366
>>43566363
damn, we went at same time. Shall we say my punch landed and then you knocked me down?

>>43566366
>You blinded another one of its eyes, now he can only see with his 3 right eyes.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>43566378
>the floating scarabs go into a searching pattern with similar hopes

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>43566375
*glares right back in gleeful hate*
Heh! You're running out, bug!

*socks it in the eye again*

>>43566392
sure

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>43566375
STOP MOVING AND DIE!

>Stomps the lictor's face

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>43566375
>grabs his Hellgun and fires off a burst into the side of the Xenos' head.

I sware on ne nan if these dice fail me now.....

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>>43566446
What is with you and dice mang?

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>As it roars in pain and rage, it wraps its feeding tendrils around Gary's face, trying to go for the brain through his eye sockets. The final action, before falling knocked down by the Kasrkin's kick

>>43566446
ANOTHER 2?! ARE YOU SHITTING ME? There is NO way that's random.

>worried about hitting Garry, the shots impact the floor next to the Lictor, doing no real damage.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>43566443
>>43566446
*through pain and gritted teeth*
You... two... Let me... FINISH THIS!!

*whips out knife again for another stab right to its tentacled maw*

>>43566418
>the scarabs come across a large sealed door with the words "pylon research lab" emblazoned above it

I think I found something, Nine.

>>43566457
I don't know man. Right now I feel as depressed as a BL Warband when they hear that the Cadian 8th are in the same Sector as them.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43566485
*fights off most tentacles, stabs again*

>>43566378

>Loots a sparsely-stocked armory for a Chainsword, before flinching another las-pistol from one of the dead Guardsmen.

>>43566494
>As Gary tears through the creatures tendrils that try draining up its brain, the kick leaves the creature defenseless, the Knife the size of a man's arm falling into its head.

>The creature rests lifeless.

>>43566573
Good kill.

Well, that's the Lictor dealt with at least, now where did that limb go.

>Walks over to one of the cut of mantis like blades and cuts it from the limb, swings it around a few times before strapping it to his pack.

>>43566494
>>43566573
Bloody hell lads, is...is it actually dead?

>shakes his head for a few seconds.

Kasrkin, Fanner! Check that the rest of these creatures are dead!
Gary, make sure that one's dead then get your ass up. We need to make sure you don't die.

what happened to notanork? I was hoping to interact with him

>>43566573
Ohhh oooooh... yeaaaah...

*unzips fly, cums on lictor's face* Mmmm...

Mmmph, yall help me... drag its carcass outside... this... gonna make best damn moonshine...

>>43566664
damn *this close to quints...

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>43566664
Uh, what?

(And people tell me my melta fetish is weird)

>Shakes his head and tries to make the severed Lictor blade into a sword or something.

>>43566512

>"Pylons, you say? Let's go look, then!"

I had planned on running through this lab last week, but my internet decided to be a dick. Anyways now I must think of a new intrincate way to get a lonely but powerful nid instead of a whole hivefleet fighting the party for the next time. Don't know why but I always feel like going antagonist in these threads. I think I'll go for Zoanthrope next time, or maybe the Deathleaper... maybe even a Chaos... daemon? Marnine? Traitor guard? I dunno really... an anthagonist for sure though.

>>43566664
By the Emperor.....that is CERTAINLY something you don't see every day.
But why not. I'll drag it outside and you take it easy. You are several kinds of fucked up so if I have to make it an order, I will.

>grabs the lictor by a leg, completely avoiding it's now 'battered' face and makes for the entrance.

>makes his way over to the pylon research door
Let's see what I can do with this!

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>>43566705
Heh, heh heh heh... *COUGH*

*puts his dick away, pours some of his liqour on wounds*

Ooooh.... least it's clean...

*starts dragging carcass outside*

>>43566734
Definetly a Traitor Marine I'd say mate. Possessed or not Possessed, either works. Not to toot our own horns, but I'd say that a Traitor Guardsman would get his shit royally shoved in.

>>43566734
A chaos marine would be intersting, and might survive a Melta

>>43566774
>Grabs a foot and starts pulling

Alright lads, I need to get going, my real objective is a small choas camp a few miles away, I stopped by to grab some ammo and medical supplies. Good hunting and may the Emperor guide you in there, I'll radio command as soon as the job is done.

>Salutes and runs off

SM tend to murderfuck the shit out of ordinary humans, though.

>>43566847
PYLONS

Aaaand now that my character is Ripping In Pepperonni, I have no real excuse to remain awake at 1:40AM, so g'night gents, had fun playing with you all, Lictor out.

>>43566861
WE REQUIRE ADDITIONAL PYLONS

>>43566866
Gnite mate! You're an awesome player and we look forward to seeing you again as another foe. Hopefully one that Gary isn't aroused by fighting it...

Well, I'm not sure about the rest of you, but I think we're done for the day. Atleast I am.

>>43566774
You know I really should send you shipside, considering a Lictor just tried to rearrange your insides. But...you wouldn't obey the order anyway. Will you at least let me put a dressing on those wounds before you start dicking about with your patented Moonshine?

>drags the Lictor further, almost to the entrance now.

Oh shit I almost forgot.

>activates his combead once again.
>"Battleaxe, we're all clear. Open the main door, we've got casualties to evac".

>>43567008
Heh, thanks Skelly, I'll *cough, hack* get on the mend down here.

*drags Lictor on outside, removes it's semen splattered head, sticks it on convenient pole, slumps against Battleaxe*

Heh, so - aaah, ow - considering what you just saw, you uh, heh, you still want me to babysit that kid sister of yours?

>>43567196
As long as you don't try and fuck her, yes honestly. You've got your eye on someone anyway so I don't think I need to worry, eh?

>ducks into the reat hatch of the Chimera and returns with a larger medkit.
>pulls an injector from said medkit and injects the contents into Gary's neck.

That's a painkiller for you, take about a minute to kick in. I'll get the rest of it done when it does.

Back

>>43566734

>Begins taking picts of the carnage and making vox-recordings

Oh, i'm sure this isn't the only such lab on the planet. Does this look like enough nids to deny a planet to chaos? If they were to find this and neutralize it before it could take off, the plan wouldn't have worked. That's the thing about clever people - they always make backups.

>>43567196

I would strongly advise against eating any of these things if I were you. Beyond being Tyranids, we don't know where they've been.

Well, fuck. As much as I'd like to hang around and continue it, I'm getting too tired to focus. I'll still respond, but I won't be doing anything on me own.

>>43566861
Ya know what, Nyzart, I think I may have something interesting lined up for your Necron tendencies. Head over to the Rizon IRC channel at #Rizon and look for Techpriest_9. Yes, I know it's retarded to be using Rizon, just go with it, I can't be fucked to reg an account for a random name.

>>43567309
Ech, alright. If you see Rogan or one of the cogboys, I need this put in too. *pulls augmetic eye out of pocket*

And yeah, I got no want for uppercrust rich girls. I'd probably break em in half...

Damn but this kinda stings...

*takes a long deep drink of liquor*

>>43567355
Hah! Pal, I've eaten tyranid and ork both, and made my moonshine out of both. Me and other men are still standing.

>>43567531

Yeah, but what's in THESE nids?

>>43567608
Whatever it is, it'll add flavor...

>>43567479
Don't be daft mate, if we were upper crust then I'd be calling you a filthy plebe, which you're not, and having one of my servants patch you up, instead of doing it myself.

>chuckles to himself then grabs a pair of dressings from the medkit.

Probably right about the second part though. She's not most.....'durable'. That's why I want someone trustworthy to keep her safe.
Right, airtight dressing to seal that wound then a regular one to keep it in place. You want another painkiller first?

>>43567697
Heheh, you ain't so bad for a gussied up Praetorian... Nah thanks, one shot'll be fine.

But, *evil grin* I can't guarantee she won't be just... overcome with lust at the sight of this much Man...

Sorry for disappearing right in the shit, I had real life stuff come up. I also realized being a master sergeant would make me the highest ranking non-commissioned officer here.

>>43567697
Say, Colour Sergeant, how'd you get that nickname?

>>43568057
We won't know until she gets planetside will we?

>chuckles himself, then opens the first dressing and places it securely over the chest wound.
>follows up by gesturing for Gary to lean forward then opens the second dressing and securely wraps it around the Catachans chest.

Done. Keep your Flak Jacket off and try not to strain yourself -too- much. Ideally you'd rest up in the Chimera, but there's moonshine to be made right?

>the detective finishes up in the building and walks out.

I hope you all don't mind me saying, but you guys don't all seem like the typical penal battalion.

I mean that in a good way, though - with a typical penal battalion, I'd have to kill that damn thing myself while using them all as meat shields and hope it didn't have friends this time.

>>43568184
What, Skellington? Family is the Govenor of the Town of Wellington back on Praetoria. It's a family tradition to carry one of our ancestors bones into battle for good luck and since my dad is already 'Wellington', well......
My old Regiment were nice guys so I can't really object.

In a normal Guard Regiment this would be(And in this one technically still is) true. But this one is....unusual. Captain Mikhailovich got put in charge after the Commissar got himself critically injured and since Arthur was apparently the closest competent person who was also well mannered, he sort of got deemed 2IC. But as long as you don't rustle his Jimmies Arthur wouldn't be likely to rustle yours. I've been meaning to bring up the issue of promoting himself to the proper rank(Colonel) to the Cpt. but I can never catch him.

>>43568434
Huh. The Warhawks are a little enthusiastic about nicknames, maybe I'll claim one when I'm here? That would be a trip.

I just decided that I didn't want to be any superior officer, also having drop in my name makes it easier to identify the characters origin.

What is this? Some sort of freeform?

>>43568655
Yeah pretty much.

>>43568707
I'd join, but it seems like the thread is dying, and I have no idea how I'd even join in the first place.

>>43568552
Lets hope it's a positive nickname then, some of the guys are strange though, so you might not be so lucky.

Speaking of strange, should probably cover the whole rank situation here, which boils down to this: The Captain is superior to everyone but the full Commissar, I'm superior to everyone but the two of them and you and Gary as Sergeants are superior to everyone else. There's also a Cadet Commissar around somewhere but he's a useless shit so ignore him. It's not ideal....but until we get the ranks sorted then we're stuck with it.

I figured I should probably mention it IC as well for erm, less confusion.

>>43568434
Also just realized I said "Family is the Govenor" instead of "Father is the Govenor". Whoops

>>43568741
Just choose a Guardsman type, a rank and join in. New threads are Monday's at 2PM GMT.

>>43568741
Threads only dying because it's a little late so a lot of people have probably gone to bed or are now otherwise occupied. It's not hard, come up with a name, character, short backstory, and way to drop yourself in and you're good to go. At least so far as I can tell.

>>43568744
Aye sir, that is a little out of the ordinary. Thanks for the explanation before confusion came up. In any case, do you have any bolter shells? I realize it's a little out of the ordinary for a guardsmen to carry one.

>>43568770
>>43568787
I think I'll look for a nice spot to jump in. Most likely during combat of some sort.

>>43568787
.75 Cal for a regular Bolter aye? One minute mate.

>jogs over to the Chimera and ducks inside the rear hatch, returning shortly with a box of Bolter Rounds and a handful of magazines.

These rounds work for you?

>>43568812
There's unlikely to be any combat this thread given that it's like 20 posts from autosaging, but just duck in now if you want, remember we're just a few members of an entire Regiment. You could always fluff it as 'been here the whole time'. If not, there'll certainly be combat next Monday

>>43569123
Perfect, after I got my arms and legs blown off and the Regiment assigning me here the Quartermaster gave this bolter to me as a parting gift, still getting used to it but the cybernetics help with the kick.

>>43569123
>>43569201
>walks up to the Chimera, glancing at a small note

Do either of you know where I can find a Colour Sergeant Wellsley?

>>43569201
>reflexively winces

Ouch. I'd say you deserve a lot more than some new limbs and a Bolter for that but, such is the will of the Munitorum.
I mean, we only got sent here because our Regiment got wiped and these guys were closest.

>>43569213
>raises a hand and gestures Ron over with a finger

That'd be me. Take a seat and I'll process you. Military expertise, years served and reason for being reassigned here.

*lies down on one of the makeshift cots in a shed next to Battleaxe, downs the contents of his canteen*

Mmmmnn, yeah... Meds are hittin now...

Alright Skelly, I'll wake up if there's trouble.

Hnnn yeah, lictors... liqour... Sis... war... home... Emprah... *SNORE*

I'll be monitoring if something happens before thread dies, I'll be up awhile yet

>>43569246
Please see >>43569336.

>>43569336
>sits down, exactly where he was standing, and begins to yell at the top of his lungs

Of course, sir!
I am a rifleman of the 9th Logres Light Infantry. I'm not the best shot, but I don't miss too often.
I've been in the Guard for 3 months, and the reason I'm here is that I refused to comply with an execution order, sir!

>>43569336
Well, y'know how it is. Just because I weigh too much for proper grav-chute doesn't mean I shouldn't still be of service to humanity.

Besides, I chose to get reassigned here specifically. I could have been an instructor or something, but being part of a rag-tag band of miscreants fighting on the frontlines sounded too much like something out of my childhood vids.

>>43569359
Well I'll be damned. I didn't think it was even possible to get him to rest like the rest of us.

I doubt anything will happen desu, At least I found out to how to actually make a Catachan rest. booze, painkillers and life threatening injuries!

>>43569437
Stop shouting Trooper. And enough with the 'Sir' nonsense. I'm an NCO, not an Officer. Colour Sergeant or just Sergeant will do.
But very well, your reason for getting stuck here is acceptable, so welcome aboard. You touch the weapons on that Chimera and you die. We only just got then fixed after that Stormtrooper buggered the entire turret.....along with -all- the weapons in it.

>>43569543
Oh thank the Emperor. I'm sick to death of being on edge with all these "sirs" and "ma'ams". Don't worry about me getting into trouble, I'm not the type to touch things I know nothing about.

>>43569543
I could have sworn I typed "I doubt anything will happen now desu". Where the fook did Desu come from? >whimpers externally

>>43569492
Well, luckily for you, you got assigned here instead of one of the more 'traditional' Penal Regiments. By that I mean this one has decent people instead of being -full- of scum.

>>43569648
Ah I see. Apparently the acronymn of "To be honest" for SOME REASON turns into "Desu". Um.....why?

>>43569606
Good, the only other thing worth mentioning is to not annoy Gary, he's that Catachan sleeping over there, he might cockslap you or something.

>>43569648
Well, I'm gonna load some bolter mags then hit the ruck.

Thanks for the shells Colour Sergeant.

>>43569735
You got it. From what I've heard, Catachans aren't the kind of people I can mess with and get away with.

Well, I'd better go find a place to sleep. Thanks, Sergeant.

>slowly walks away, mumbling to himself

>>43569748
Think nothing of it mate, we've got to stick together in this group. No one else will after all.
Take it easy, well as easily as you can in the Guard.

Well, I've got reports to write. You all keep safe. Emperor Protects.

>>43569905

The Emperor indeed protects, considering how few casualties we had today. Good luck mate.

>salutes then ducks into the Chimera and makes himself comfy on a row of seats.

>somewhere still in the bunker, the "tech priest" cackles with excitement. He won't be coming out for a long while.

well, good night gents.

>>43570485
The Necro is cackling evilly after finding an area about 'Pylon Research'. PANIC. Also, night mate. Think I'll turn in myself soon.

>>43570485
You've doomed us all, guys, now the Necron has what it wanted