Card Counter

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Say good bye to your card.

>>43558176
>negate activation of a trap card
Literally the first post and you already fucked up.

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>>43558202
I attack this post with deadly recluse

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>>43558215

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>>43558294
In response I move my knight to F3

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>>43558330
I send a single guardsmen at your knight with his bayonet affixed.

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>>43558561
I cast ride down targeting your guardsmen

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>>43560368
interrupt with feign death, return him to my home bowed

>>43558170
Just reading what has happen so far, this thread has promise.

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>>43560783
>implying he makes it home

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>>43561064
Excuse me, but what was that about not attacking?

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>>43561193
Necro for 10.

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>>43561193
>Cannot attack this turn
>Attacks if able

I play anime reaction image against your post.

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>>43561296
Forgot to say: I summon my fist in attack position.

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>>43561296
>>43561305
I Terminate your fists

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>>43561318
I summon the terminator to fist you.

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>>43561339
I play a shiny Charizard.

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>>43561365
I counter by rotating my star card. Starcards are better than othercards.

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>>43561379
Bitch.

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>>43561398
Guess what, fuckface.

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>>43561416
you cheeky cunt.

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>>43561416
>>43561398
Doesn't matter, you are both stuck in here with me.

>>43561416
I've never seen this card until now. I fucking love it.

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>>43561436
>user cannot jack off.

I hammer the jack.

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>>43561436
whew. That was a close one.

>>43561440
It was a must have in sideboards when faeries and cryptic command ran rampant in standard.

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>>43561461
No gaining life now.

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I use "blank page". Just try and do anything.

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>>43561478
Doesn`t matter about lifegain or prevention if its just going elsewhere.
Like your face.

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>>43561547
I infiltrate the fucking border.

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>>43561589
oh no, not the discard.
Anything but the discard.

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>>43561625
BOOM.

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Your move.

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>>43561668
Counter again, fuckface.

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I part the waters.

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>>43561691
alright let's take care of this once and for all.

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>>43561744
Nah

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>>43561724
Removing wizards from premises.

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>>43561766
I win

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>>43561771
Sacrificing is hard, but necessary.

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>>43561771
lolnope

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>>43561771
I drive my tank on your island

This is a fun thread.

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I'm getting the fuck out of here, just try and stop me

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>>43561810
You are NOT going to have fun here.

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>>43561829
I counter your anti-fun with ELDRITCH GOD MACHINE

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>>43561849
You have made a grave mistake.

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>>43561869
Try this on for size, fuccboi.

>>43561869
An actual appropriate response that is not mtg related.
Top kek.

>>43561849
What the hell is that thing? Webm please.

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>>43561827
See you on the bounce-back, friendo.

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I play this when nobody is looking.

>>43561958
Looks to be like several chaos engines suspended in a scaffolding. No webm, but you can have this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZw1bn9M338

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>>43561971
In response to you casting a card that wins you the game, I force myself to lose instead!

Ha! How does victory taste NOW, bitch?!

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>>43561971
Ima just slide this in here...

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>>43562035
>>43562033
suck it bitches

>>43562033
You left one black mana in your mana pool.
Just sayin'

>>43562061
Wait what

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>>43561983
Jesus fuck. Thanks anon.

>>43562078
I've been going crazy trying to figure out how to get that to go away

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>>43562089
I counter that with fake violence charges

>>43562101
Replace one with nothing with any card that costs two mana? Seriously, you Re playing you're whole hand anyway. One with nothing does worse than nothing in this situation. It costs too little. Play Hatred or something.

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>>43562101
Easy. use this over tormod's crypt.

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>>43562116
well not if i pump him with

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>>43562198
Who wants to pump with feels like these

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>>43562219
Uh oh, I think I'm playing this wrong.

>>43562146
>you may pay B. If you do, draw a card.
To my knowledge the card draw happens before the exile, so you loose the game before you can get rid of your yard.

>>43562792
it costs 1 to cast dude, as opposed to Crypt's 0.
We're not using the optional card draw here.

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There's only one way to end this thread...

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>>43563079
You're right

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>>43563094

>>43561440
sideboard in infect as well, they never see it coming. lol

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>>43563182
>>43563094
>>43562219
>>43562198

Alright enough of this shit.

>>43563291
>saving thumbnail

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>>43563322
>saving thumbnail
I counter that with ants.

>>43562061
mana disappears at end of turns and phases, its gone.

>>43562101
man goes away at end of turns and phases. so its gone nothing to worry about.

>>43562061
Huh, Interesting i never knew cards had art like that.

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>>43563346
I defend against your meme with Meme Poster.

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>>43564379
Start praying

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>>43564491
I pray to myself.

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>>43565604
Let's melt that ice, shall we?