Character Generation Quest

>>43540780
8
18
8
8
8
18

Well, the title's got me interested.

Let's place 4 points into Intelligence.

>>43540811
I fully support this. Lets build an optimized munchkin.

Str: 17
Dex: 7
Con: 14
Int: 11
Wis: 10
Cha: 9

>>43540780
10
16
10
14
10
8

How the hell is The Great Pumpkin related to this? You miss Halloween of something?

>>43540842
What if Dexterity and Charisma are useless?

>>43540969
Then he can put them somewhere else.

Strength: 8+2
Dexterity: 8+4
Constitution: 8+2
Intelligence: 8+6
Wisdom: 8+4
Charisma: 8+2

>>43540985
Is respec'ing allowed?

>>43540969
Dexterity and Charisma are never useless, unless GM is really really bad. Then its time to leave the game.

>>43541050
Maybe? Fuck if I know, I'm not OP.

>>43540811
>>43540818
>>43540842
>>43540862
>>43540928

Averages calculated and estimated for point allocation.

Strength: 11
Dexterity: 14
Constitution: 9
Intelligence: 12
Wisdom: 9
Charisma: 13

Wow, those are some interesting looking stats! Now let's get a little more into your character.
A close friend of yours knocks on your door one day. When you answer, he looks tired and unwashed. He goes on about how he's in danger and needs your help. Apparently, he pissed off some very important people in a very illegal business. What do you do?

>Don't help him. You don't want to get involved in any illegal business.
>Let him in, being certain that whoever is after him won't look into your house.
>Insist that the two of you grab your weapons and kill the men coming after him.

>>43541094
>Averages calculated and estimated for point allocation.
nigga what

>>43541101

Calculated averages based on stats provided and rounded accordingly within the boundaries of point allocation (20 points). Favored stats were rounded slightly higher in case of leftover points.

>>43541094
>Let him in, being certain that whoever is after him won't look into your house.
Arm yourself and your friend just in case.

>>43541094
>>Let him in, being certain that whoever is after him won't look into your house.

>>43541094
We kill ourselves for having such shitty stats.

>>43541094
>>Let him in, being certain that whoever is after him won't look into your house.

>>43541094
Don't help. If it's like the Mafia, or a gang or something, I wouldn't want myself, or anyone around here getting hurt.

>>43541122
dude, that is literally the worst thing you could possibly have done in that situation.

>>43541132
>Waah I don't have perfect stats, my DM never made me roll 3d6 in order and I'm a spoiled baby waaah

>>43541126
>>43541127
>>43541139

I see, a wonderful choice. Those nasty businessmen won't ever find your friend in your home! This tells me a lot about your new character.
You're offered a very nice business deal with a local investor. This could make you millions; you would have to do very little work and you would be set for life. Your father is also in on the deal. What do you do?

>Cut out your father, assuring that you gain the maximum amount of profit.
>Accept the deal as is, with both of you getting equal shares in the profits.
>Offer to take on his share of the work for no additional fee, as he is growing old.

>>43541178
>Offer to take on his share of the work for no additional fee, as he is growing old.

>>43541178
then have us roll 3d6, don't tell us we can allocate points and then average things out instead

>>43541178
you're a god damn idiot

>>43541178
>Offer to take on his share of the work for no additional fee, as he is growing old.

>>43541178
reallocate stats

>>43541178
>Offer to take on his share of the work for no additional fee, as he is growing old.

>>43541178
>>Offer to take on his share of the work for no additional fee, as he is growing old.

>>43541178
then have us roll our stats faggot, not this shitty average bullshit.

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>>43541219
>>43541202
>>43541193
>>43541185

Based on the writing style I'm assuming this is a samefag. Pic related, thanks for the bumps!

>>43541181
>>43541199
>>43541207
>>43541217

Your alignment is: Neutral Good
I understand now. Well, how about what you can actually do?
From a young age, you've had a certain talent. As you've grown older, you've only gotten better at it. What was that, again?

>You can cast spells like a prodigy, amazing old wizards with your talent.
>You can sneak around without being noticed, even in the most dangerous situations.
>You're an excellent fighter! Hoo-hah!

>>43541178
To be fair, the stats you averaged out are like 4th Ed. stat-buy load-outs.

That is to say, complete shit.

>You can sneak around without being noticed, even in the most dangerous situations.

>>43541247
>You can sneak around without being noticed, even in the most dangerous situations.

>>43541247
>hey look at me I asked people to allocate stats but then I just "rolled" for them i'm hilarious

Good job.

>>43541247
>You can sneak around without being noticed, even in the most dangerous situations.

With stats like those, would there be another choice?

>>43541247
>>You can sneak around without being noticed, even in the most dangerous Situations

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>>43541247

>>43541247
>alignment
this is the worst concept in the history of role playing.

acutally it is the worst concept in the history of nerdism since someone believed games should be played on Windows.

I`m out.

>>43541247
>>You can sneak around without being noticed, even in the most dangerous situations.

>>43541247
>original posts are within 45 seconds
>samefag

4chan gold, right?

>>43541328

I've actually got a 4chan Platinum account, the Gold package is too limiting.

>>43541317
>>43541308
>>43541307
>>43541278
>>43541276

Oh, you're a sneaky kind of character. Don't see too many of them, do we?
But sneaking isn't all that you can do. You've got a secondary talent to go along with that. After all, just sneaking around isn't any fun, is it? Well, maybe a little bit.

>I can leap from rooftop to rooftop like a ninja. I also have a collection of throwing stars.
>I always know how to perfectly poison my blades, bolts, and arrows.
>I'm a musical virtuoso. They say my fingers are silver and my voice is gold. "They" being the ladies, of course.

>>43541407
>I can leap from rooftop to rooftop like a ninja mary sue faggot

>>43541407
>I'm a musical virtuoso. They say my fingers are silver and my voice is gold. "They" being the ladies, of course.

>>43541407
>>I always know how to perfectly poison my blades, bolts, and arrows.


Yes you don't like it leave instead of bumping.

>>43541407
>>I'm a musical virtuoso. They say my fingers are silver and my voice is gold. "They" being the ladies, of course.
Put that charisma to use

>>43541407
can we re-spec into illusion mage, because these options suck

>>43541407
>I always know how to perfectly poison my blades, bolts, and arrows.

>>43541455
How 'bout we roll with the punches, eh?

>>43541407
>I'm a musical virtuoso. They say my fingers are silver and my voice is gold. "They" being the ladies, of course.

>>43541407
>I'm a musical virtuoso. They say my fingers are silver and my voice is gold. "They" being the ladies, of course.
Poison is for pussies

>>43541523
But why would you poison a female cat?

>>43541533
I meant it's there to be used by cats, not on cats

>>43541523
>>43541499
>>43541448
>>43541439

Ah, of course. One of the spoony types. I know your lot, and you stay away from my daughter!
And my son. And my wife.
And my horse.
Anyway, what's your preferred approach to fighting?

>Get them from behind with the tip of my rapier, signaling for my allies to jump in and attack!
>Use musical magics to confuse or disorient my opponents, in order to help my allies.
>Jump in unexpectedly, deliver a distracting blow and a quip, and then leap away as suddenly as I appeared.

>>43541601
Ah, okay. Thanks for clarifying.

>>43541608
>Use musical magics to confuse or disorient my opponents, in order to help my allies.

>>43541608
>>Get them from behind with the tip of my rapier, signaling for my allies to jump in and attack!

>>43541608
>Get them from behind with
>*my war pick*

>>43541608
>Jump in unexpectedly, deliver a distracting blow and a quip, and then leap away as suddenly as I appeared.

>>43541696
>>43541628

A sneaky musician who likes to get close and personal with his enemies. I see.
You are a College of Valor Bard. Wonderful! A great class to be in. You'll truly go down in history, someday.
But now for a much more important question... Are you a boy or a girl? Please tell me!

>Male
>Female
>MtF
>FtM
>Hermaphrodite

>>43541814
>MtF

>>43541814
>Male

>>43541814
>>Male

>>43541814
>No Attack Helicopter
We're disappointed, OP.

>>43541940
That's a stupid and offensive meme and you know it.

>>43541930
>>43541866

Ah, yes. A boy! I'm sure you drive all of the ladies wild with your incredible musical talent.
Why, I came from a town with a lad just like you. With the same, er... skin. I guess. What are you, anyway?

>Human
>Dwarf
>Dragon guy
>Actually, I'm gay.

>>43541976
>A disgusting elf

>>43541976
>Human

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>>43541955

>>43541976
>Human

>>43541976
>elf

>>43542025
>>43542175

Ah, a handsome and rugged man! Not one of those dainty boyloving elves at all.
Congratulations! You are a Neutral Good Human Male Bard (College of Valor) with proficiency in sneak.

Strength: 11
Dexterity: 14
Constitution: 9
Intelligence: 12
Wisdom: 9
Charisma: 13

Thank you for playing!

>>43542288
We're not done yet! We don't even have a name!

>>43542315

No name?
Well, why don't we just call you Blondie?

>>43542288

>mocking wqdt culture

You hilarious bastard. I once ran Powergaming German Quest to mock archelon though.