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Meanwhile, on orc /tg/...
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"-tellin ya tha 'ole time, swapping da mettle skulls for tha ones on dat spiky boy's chair'll fix it."

"DEM UMIES, PUT GOOD SKULZ ON A- Foinally! OY! YOU GITS! WEZ TRAPPED ON DIS ERE ROK! GET YER MEKS OVA 'ERE CUZ I GOTZ SHINY GUBBINS FOR 'EM!

"Oi boss we still gots dez files from them weedy gits Gordun Runaway & Pull Jeh wateva."

"Good idear, stories ov da best foights! FOLLA' DIS SIGNAL YA GITS!"
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>>43432334
Story boyz?
Even for orks that's a little contrived.
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Shut yer gob an' enjoy yer storiez, ya filisdi- filis-, fil-, ya unkulcherd git!
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>>43430645
>Hundreds of small portals to the Human homeworld appear in Grourunia and the Northeastern Ugral after a WAAAGH incident.

Realistically, what would happen to South Asmurg ?
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We'd all get proppa jealous o' dem gettin' a good fight roight on deir doorstepz.
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>>43432420
what?
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>>43432420
God damnit I came here to post something like this.
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fuck yeah, deff skwadron!
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Oi! You gits gotta fight good un proper lately! Instead you mucking about.

Warboss Sharpfork here, gonna tell ya gits how to get to fighting AND WINNING

First things first, get a wheel-ey-mabob. Lotsa exhaust, big power klaw important. Ride with da best boyz, them ones with skars and such. They better have some klaws and one uh does doc boys too!

Then get some other bosses, the kinda that listen to you! Put them in that tanky stuff, with some of your other best boyz and tanky stuff. Make sure they got the KILLY SAWZ. They really slow, so give um the big wagon. You don't need it cause it blows up all the time.

Den, and only DEN do you get some boyz. The right and proper kind, with choppas raised. Also get some gretching for kicking around, just cuz.

Finally, toss in some of the mek boyz biggest deff dreads, maybe some of dem flyboyz. Then whatever else, but mostly MOAR OF THE ABOVE YA GITS

Den we fight the good fight. We get to krumping range. One we get to krumping range we win, every time. If we don't win it didn't count cause the other gits be cheating.

NOW GET TO FIGHTN'
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Is that it?

Holy shit what a ride.

Thank you. That was magnificent.
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>>43433446

"Oi Boss I fink dese humies a've one about a Gargant!"
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Ar ya a bleedin' squig? Wot sort o grot be runnin' round da bat'le takin' pik-chures o wot be goin' on? Some mek boyz shoulda used ya fer a truk 'eadlight! An den at da end, ya tink ya got enuff green stuff wat danglin' tween yer legs ta sell book uh dem teeny 'umies? Ya not orky at'all, ya's a cow'ard!
I'z da biggest warboss in da secta
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Where'd all you lousy gits get to?
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Dem pinkies make 'em DED KILLY. Keep goin, ya git.
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DEFF SKWADRON is the finest in Ork literature.
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>>43434346
>Where'd all you lousy gits get to?
I wuz readin dem fine ol komikz, boss
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>Not enuff teef ta buy da new beakies vidya gaem
>Everyork jus' pirates it
>Nobody on multiorker

What's da zoggin' point?
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OI YA GROTS

Mork > Gork
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In tha name 'a Gork, Let's Get Stompy!
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>>43438924
>Mork > Gork
YOUZ A BAITIN GROT

>>/MUKKINABOUT/
>>/out/
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>>43438924

Dis git unnerstan's it n' all yoo Gork lovin' pansies can eat it.

/fread
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IS IZ ORK WITH K YE GROD
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What would Orks be able to do with a VB-6 Koenig Monster?
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ADD MORE DAKKA.
ADD MORE SPIKY BITZ
PAINT IT RED
THEN IT WILL BE GUD ENUFF.
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>>43430645
DA EAST IS GREEN!
da east wuz green...


...gobbla!
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Oi, boiz! Howz me conversion comin' along? I tinkz I ta loot more bitz fer it.
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Did any of you grotz ever paint dat fing?
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I want to take this and run an Only War game where everyone is Orkz
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>>43430645

Have any of you fine gentleorcs any firsthand knowledge of engineering? I am in the middle of building my very own walking machine of death to give those Humans a bloody nose the next time they happen to step on my lawn, if you catch my drift. There's a problem with the hydraulics I can't quite figure out and could use a bit of help.
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Dis is de orkiest thread I evuh seen
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>>43447779
>shooty
>paint it red
Redz for faster ya git. Yellow is for shooty bits.

>>43449759
>firsthand knowledge of engineering?
>plz help wif ma killa kan
Mekboyz is in /k/ommando. Not a lotta mekboyz here in fa/tg/rotz
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>>43450252
>Not a lotta mekboyz here in fa/tg/rotz
>fa/tg/rotz
At leas that means theyz gettin biggah.
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Can Ork teleportas get through void shields? I'd like to have a bunch of Ork boarders pop in on a couple of ships.
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><ORC
WUT IZ DAT YA GIT?
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>>43437736
it ened way too quickly
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>>43453957
Don't have anything else Orky.

I would dump Exterminatus as well but they're pdf and too big for the current file size limit.
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>>43433742
This comic was so goddamn based
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Oy, dis grot seyz Red un's don't rlly go fasta? Wut da Mork?!
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work work work
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Datz sum mek stuff ya git
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I'm doing some 40k writefaging for a change. How many plasma pistol hits could a Nob shrug off?
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>there will never be a Grand Theft Zoggo game where you play as an Ork Boy and can turn him into a Burna or a Storm or a Weird or a Mek, where you run around krumpin' niggas and stealing shit and making it more orky in your chop shop

It could be GOTY of all years. Like GTA + Mercenaries but with LOOT.
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Oi, ladz.
I'z bin bet sum teed I'z Wudnt eat wun of da squigz dat ang around da weirdboyz den, so I'z et wun.
Itz zoggin mental.
I'z can see fings dat aintnt dere and ear fings dat iznt too.

Now I'z a in funny ead pictchas like...
Wot if red wunz Wuznt fastest, but dey make evryfing else slow dahn?
I'z we reely all jus bitz inna shoota dats so big we can't evun see da end bit?
Can we ave a waaagh so big dat even a big waaagh can't stop it?
If an umie Getz krumped an an ork iznt around ta krumped I'm, duz ee Mek a noize?

Ladz.
Me ed urtz.
I fink i'z trippin ballz.
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Oi ladz.

I'z squatz reel?

I'z asked em on /ecks/ but all dey wanna do I'z talk bout makin sumfing called a toolpah so's dey can av waaaghs on der own or sumfing.

It'z right weird.
Dey still wunt tell me if squatz I'z reel.
Gitz.
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>>43455049
>implyin ee can rite.
>not usin ritein grot like evrywun else is.
>pensil oldin masta race lad ere boyz.
>giv I'm room, eez finkin ideeaz an stuff.
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