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THAT SPECIES DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! THAT LANDSCAPE ISN'T

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THAT SPECIES DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! THAT LANDSCAPE ISN'T REALISTIC!

>I give you a plant that tricks bees into fucking it.
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>>43404599
>A liquid rainbow
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>>43404599
is this a nature is strange and neat thread?
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>>43404616
Well it is until it becomes a deep sea/nature is scary thread in about 20 posts.
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>>43404599
>A tree that has exploding fruit
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>>43404599

People who bitch about that stuff aren't worth playing with
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>>43404616
Think of it more as an "insane shit that evolution gets up to in the real world as inspiration for crazy crap that exists in magical land"
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>>43404599
>No one could ever ride a bird like your JRPG shit! Give us a horse!
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>>43404705
>Oh yeah, like there is just a random chance a deer could be mistaken for a freaking unicorn....
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>>43404640
They do tend to be pretty passive about things.
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>>43404731
I leave you with this message. Goodnight /tg/
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>>43404599
>Fleshy-tentacle-hair.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weird_Nature
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>creature transforms into a wheel and rolls out

Yes we get it, you grew up with transformers, trukk not munky right?

Could you at least try and be original?
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>>43404978
>Spiders that turn into wheels and roll out
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>>43404599
Actually, that looks like a hybrid, I never seen that mix of pink and brown naturally. That one wouldn't be attractive to bees.

>>43404637
I found very funny when I saw this being something on the web. I climbed trees like that, and pass through one every day. The "exploding thing" is literally a "virtual thing", any wounds from it were exceptions.

>>43404629
I'll assume the fish species whose male becomes a parasytic appendage of the female is already known... how about tubifex worms? Pic related.
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>>43405055
http://www.wildlifetrusts.org/species/bee-orchid

It's a real plant. It's not a hybrid, it's just highly specialized.
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>>43404978
>>43405005
>gotta go fast!
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>>43404599
So a Treenymph or Dryade are just sexually, because the need your pubic hair for their own reproduction?
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>>43405802
Yes. That's pretty much it. Also men have beards. Now I'm not saying that flowers contain delicious goodness to lure in bees.... but.... you know.
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>you would laugh your ass off if this appeared on a fictional map
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>>43405827
I laugh my ass off when I see it on real map too.
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>>43405840
wassaamattahwitchyouyouthinkesfunnyorsomefin?
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>>43405852
Whoa, anon. It's okay. He didn't mean nothin' by it.
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>>43404599
So naturally the logical fantasy extension is a dryad or even ent that tricks beegirls into fucking it.
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>>43405867
Marone, we got some kinda wiseguy bustin' balls over here? Fuggeddabouit. Now go home and get your fucking shinebox.
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>>43405827
>Chad and Niger kind of look like a dude eating a drumstick
>Spain and Portugal also look like a head
>all those coasts that look like dicks
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>>43405802
Well, not exactly. The orchid need to be fucked by the bee because the bee will be covered in pollen from another orchid, thus transferring the "sperm" from the first orchid to the "ovaries" of the second (remember that many plants are hermaphrodites, so it dosent matter which plant is visited first or last). A dryad analogue would be a male/hermaphoriditic dryad tree that in some way got their equivalent of seed onto a human, who then in turn wanted to fuck the female tree nymph plant, and in the act would transfer the male dryads seed to the female dryad (and whoosh! dryad kids!)
An idea coming to mind could be a complex life cycle where the "male" dryad was living parasitic in humans, maybe transferred via air as spores to the lungs, and then lived in the male humans testicles. When the carrier gets aroused by the tree, he'll fuck it and not only his own seed, but the dryad seed gets transferred as well, and gets the female dryad pregnant.
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>>43405885
>all those coasts that look like dicks
Its called a peninsula for a reason
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>>43405892
A benign parasite that slips into your dick when fucking one dryad then comes out when fucking another. Huh. I'm not sure if in terrified or aroused. Scaroused.
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Have a fractal edible flower.
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>>43405892
So when you're infested with male dryads and fuck a human, do you get an elf?
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>>43404599
Orchids do it
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>>43405827
And it's the fashion capital of the world too. What dumb worldbuilding. I'm guessing the "really dangerous animal" place has, like, a spiky bit and a bite taken out of it.
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>>43405909
Many parasites are not overly dangerous to their host as a dead host equals a dead parasite. Many parasites, from fungi to bacteria, can infect and change the nerual system of their host. This parasite could give you a tree fetish... but we're getting dangerously close to a magical realm. (it could also change your social behaviour, making normal human females less attracted to you, thus ensuring the host wont spend his infected seed where it shouldnt go)
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>>43404599
>Lizards can't have tits, it's unrealistic.
It's a bipedal, reptile who can speak human language and perform higher thought. Milk glands on a bipedal creature that came from the same evolutionary ancestor is not fucking impossible.
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>>43405959
It is a shame there's so few symbiotes in the world.

But that's evolution for you, it wont take you to the best possible place but it will take you places of varying excitement.
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>>43405959
When you think of it, all worker bees are generally female. Now I'm not saying that this would devolve into some kind of fut~whatthefuckiswrongwithme
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>>43405924
Definetly! Even though boilogically speaking, there would be too large a difference in the genomes of the male dryad seed and the human female egg to make it happen, I suppose...
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>>43405984
>Magic.

>Dragon blood.

>Magic dragon semen.
Pick your poison.
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>>43405967
Yes, however, many relationships that are either considered symbiotic or parasitic isnt very well examined. Take the birds on the backs of gazelles/gnus/whatevers in africa. It was previously thought that the birds and beasts had a purely beneficial win/win situation thing going. Recent research has revealed that the birds sometimes keep the wounds on their "host"s back open, to allow for more maggots and such they can eat. Its never really a binary thing, and the symbiose/ parasitism border is quite blurred in the real world
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>>43405934
>a setting where the shape of a region dictates the strengths and weaknesses of its native culture
I would play it.
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>>43405984
Even if the dryadspunk isnt compatible with human eggs, maybe it changes the genome of the human seed? So it's like, both dryand and man spunk in a load, and the manspunk is genetically different from the fathers genome
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>>43406008
I guess... I'd just really like to world-build a fantasy world which adhered to the rules of evolution and biology, just tuning the possibilities a bit... Like, cross-speecies vira can carry DNA from one organism to another, so if we imgained that the organisms were a bit more robust than what they are today, we could explain a hippogyph via a horse/eagle viral infection
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>>43406074
So chimeras were just the result of a particularly indiscriminate lioness?
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>>43406062
ahhh yes, that could be an explanation. Actually, instead of elfs being the mistake, they could be a stage in a dryads life cycle. Parasitic life cycles can be as convoluted as you want them to. (pic related)
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>>43406116
But if we assume that elfs come out of the female human, wouldn't that lead humanity to extinction?
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>>43406099
A chimera could be the offspring of a lioness infected with a broad-spectered viral infection, carrying (LOADS OF) DNA, which were tranferred to the embryo once she got pregnant. The cub would be the chimera
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>"City of Lights"
>Streets are arranged in the formation of a star
Okay, maybe that makes se-
>The entire country is shaped like a star
BULLSHIT
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>>43405892
So some kind of reverse foocubus? Could work, I suppose.

(Referring to the idea of succubi stealing semen from men, then turning into incubi and knocking up a lady with that man's semen.)
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>>43406143
depends on how many human males are infected, and secondly, the dryad-elf-parasite would not be "interested" in the extinction of humans, as it is their primary host. It has spent millions of years of evolution perfecting the trip through a human body and infecting the human sperm cells, why kill off humanity and waste all that work (or, evolutionary speaking, if it HAD done so, it would itself have gone extinct, and thus today we would see another (fitter) virus which didnt kill off its host)
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>>43405924
You get a spriggan.
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>>43406176
Gender being a static thing in nature is a very mammal way of using the sexes, loads of organisms are much more loose when it comes to this
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>>43406182
Yeah but thats my point, it isn't like malaria where the different stages are carried by different hosts, for an elf to be born, you need to remove the human being born.. And as we know, species aren't as logical as their initial "plan" was, so ofcourse the dryads would breed themselves to extinction.. So would I come to think of it
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>>43406202
True, it could bring the number of actual human births down, but many things could make this a "balance of nature" thing - if we imagine that it isnt every human male that is infected and that the infection isnt 100% certain everytime there's intercourse, humans being more slutty would sav them from extinction.
Or, the human females could've developed a sense of whether a man was infected or not. Subtle things in hs behaviour, physique or whatevs. A human female who could pick out the infected males in the village would have a larger fitness than the other women, thus producing more human kids (and no elven) who in turn would inherit her ability.
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>>43406198
So you're saying we shouldn't disenfranchise non-mammalian hermaphrodites and androgynoids?
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>>43405802
>>43405892
But the main reason plants rely on the bee as an intermediary in their reproductive cycle is because plants are immobile.

If we're saying that a dryad gets her pollen all over a human when he's fucking her, which he then transfers to the next dryad he gives the dick to, one has to wonder why the dryads don't just fuck each other.
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>>43406262
Precisely, especially since they're probably social liberals and future consumers
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>>43406325
Need human genetics as a randomizer or our protein carriers.
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>>43406325
They can't leave their host trees of course. Maybe they are actually physically linked to them by some kind of stalk. Dryads would be basically a really highly specialised, articulated flower.
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>>43406325
The life-cycle symtiotic relationship thing could've been evovled first, and mobility secondly? Like if the orchid in OP's picture evolved legs of some kind
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>>43404599
That particular plant is essentially self pollinating.

The shit people bitch to you about is probably way weirder, you just don't know why
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>>43406025
Crocodiles surly have a good deal with their birds though right?
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>>43406375
It seems its hard to conclude if it even happens: "xtensive observations of Nile crocodiles in regular or occasional association with various species of potential cleaners (e.g. plovers, sandpipers, water dikkop) ... have resulted in only a few reports of sandpipers removing leeches from the mouth and gular scutes and snapping at insects along the reptile's body." from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleaning_symbiosis
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>>43405827
>So wait, the place we're visiting looks just like a mitten? This is retarded.
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>>43406039
But geodeterminism is heresy! Heresy I say!
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>>43406244
What if only a "dryad-spermcell" can infect only one sperm producing cell, till it dies a natural way it produces dryad spermiums. After this the body repair itself and the human produces human spermiums.
If the human dont constantly fuck a dryad, he will produce some human again.
Maybe if infected with dryad sperm cell, the male is eagerly to fuck and maybe more attractive, via changed pheromons.
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>>43406348
>Dryads would be basically a really highly specialised, articulated flower.
Would you a flower, anon?
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>>43406570
I feel like there should be a censor bar somewhere.
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>>43406325
1. think it depends on which dyad we talk. A tree nymph ot dyad could be an inmobile tree race.

2. maybe its a fetish for them or its the ancient way, a religious way? Like their religion tells them this was the way their race did it since first creation. So its only straight to use a human host. Doing it directly is just gay.

3. maybe the dryads are mostly female in form. And doing it directly by rubbing, it doesnt work well enough. To get pregnant human = 100%. By rubbing together 50%.
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>>43406595
I went with an eastern style
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>>43406627
This implyes dryad threesomes or treesomes would be the quickest way to get pregnant
I approve of it
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>>43404771
Sup?
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>>43406325
Maybe they're just mostly sexually attracted to beefolk/humanfolk rather than other dryads.
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I could see a large human population just absorbing countless hybrids into its genome, becoming ever stronger and more diverse. Maybe we can pin the lack of human female -4 Str to ancient orcish blood.

I'd like to see a god of humanity, society and metropolitan living pushing hybridization. He'll even fucking the incompatible races would be acceptable due to cultural bleed over.
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guys guys, do you know that the people who bitch about this stuff just know very little about biology and/or geology?
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>>43406373
Self-pollination due to reliance on a species of solitary bee that is near extinct in some areas.

Self-pollination is the last ditch effort of a species to cling to existence. Every generation of self-pollinated flower is weaker than the last and the extinction of the species has become an inevitability.

>pic is a mushroom with a scent that caused 6 out of 16 women to spontaneously orgasm. The other 10 experienced increased heart rate. Oh evolution why you do this?
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>>43404756
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>>43406938
Please tell me someone is applying SCIENCE to that delightful thing.
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>>43406965
Your thinking aftershave, aren't you?
Apparently it smells disgusting to men.
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>That's not a country, that's a boot. I'm going home!
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>>43406147
There's a sci Fi setting where this is a thing. Whenever two members of a species fight, the loser ends up wounded and infected by the DNA of the winner. When humans arrive, they are attacked by the species, and pregnant females are wounded and left alive. A few months later they give birth to a hybrid. It's called a "kekoo" virus, tricking the mother into taking care of young not quite that of their own species. And presumably the hybrids can pass on the virus.
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>>43405878
Ey! Mind the brashool! Gratzy!

No cordyceps yet, /tg/? I am disappoint

I give you - THE ZOMBIFYING FUNGUS PLAGUE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordyceps
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>>43407003
According to my Beekeeping association there is a biologist somewhere trying to turn that fungus into a mass pesticide. They want to make it so that the fungus only survives for one generation. It will turn all the insects on the crops into zombie fungus but not spread spores.

My fellow beeks are, needless to say, rather upset about this idea.
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>>43406973
Any sort of powerful aphrodisiac (I'm assuming this qualifies) would find some use regardless of odor. I wonder what happens if they eat it... Orgasm capsules sound fun.
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>>43406149
>The star shaped plaza was called Star Plaza.
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>>43407051
So someone want to create a Last of Us IRL?
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>>43407051
thats....a fucking stupid idea. Our methods of genetic engering are not advanced enough to stop it from attacking usefull creaters. Moreover all life mutates, all it takes is one batch of fungus to start reprodcing and we have a nation wide if not a continent wide crisis. Plus if we are going to have a zombie apocalypse id prefere that we be brought to our knees by humans not ants
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>>43407155
>>43407161
http://prn.fm/he-holds-the-patent-that-could-destroy-monsanto-and-change-the-world/

"He could change the world" because fucking real life foreshadowing right the fuck there!
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>>43407051
>makes pesticide that turns shit into zombies
>in b4 version of it becomes highly transmissible and turns people into zombies
>MFW

this, this is madness incarnate.
has this man never seen a horror movie before?
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>>43407222
What if he's already infected by his own creation but still sentient, only irresistably compelled to spread the spores as far as possible. And this is Stage 1 in his master plan.
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>>43407324
It's talk like that gets us hold up in an underground bunker with a shitfucktonne of canned food and enough firepower to take down a small South American Dictatorship.
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>>43407324
that would be awesome but unfortenetly no know organism can have such a big impact on someone as complicated as a human. Our actions are determined by millions of factors so even taking over the brain would not give you 100% control
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>>43407240
>has this man never seen a horror movie before?
People never do. In russia they build a holiday resort on a ground that previously was a mental institute and before that a grave of some ancient russian warrior buried in a full set of armor made of bones.
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>>43407380
Proof that either ghosts aren't real or they don't want to fuck with russians
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>>43406325
>If we're saying that a dryad gets her pollen all over a human when he's fucking her, which he then transfers to the next dryad he gives the dick to, one has to wonder why the dryads don't just fuck each other.
Dryads can't get far enough away from their trees?
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>>43407222
Question would be

1. What happens with bees consuming it with pollen?

2. What happens with animals feeding on them? Will they poison themselves with it? Or will since its effective and might not be "dangerous" enough than other poison, will insects die and with them other animals like predators?

3. How will this cause allergies?
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>>43407240
>this, this is madness incarnate.
>has this man never seen a horror movie before?
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>>43407420
This.
I think there are several Dryads evolutions.
Some are full tree race. Others are limited by the tree which is their main bodypart.
And another is fully bipedal and run around.
Just like plant who are same species but different races and different possibilities to breed.
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>>43407437
Bees actually do eat small amounts of fungus. They have even been observed to farm it in their hives. They take the fungus with them when establishing new colonies. It's a food supplement for them when flowers are hard to find.

As for the danger side of it, people like Monsanto and the wider pesticides industry really don't give a flying fuck. Last time a link was made between collapsing colonies syndrome and over use of pesticides the Monsanto company bought up the leading research group and..... WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT!..... they discovered that they were actually wrong all along and that there was no link at all.
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>>43405885
>southern California's cock-and-balls lake
>full of dead fish and surrounded by meth addicts
>aka the real-life version of where Trevor from GTAV lives
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>>43407375
Actually, it's easy to warp human perception using hormonal and neurochemical triggers. The common cat parasite Toxoplasmosis has demonstrable but as yet unexplained effects on human behavior, even altering aspects of their personality.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2526142/

Infection by behavior-influencing parasites that aren't even targeting human biology can make you more risk-friendly, suspicious, promiscuous, jealous, or dogmatic.
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>>43407347
I was thinking of that more in line with the shore line is just little ankle high shrubs and as the ocean bed gets deeper the trees' heights keep the canopy even across what would be sea level.
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>>43407573
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2526142/
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>>43407573
>>43407649
>The personality of infected women, by contrast, showed higher warmth and higher superego strength (factors A and G on Cattell's 16PF), suggesting that they were more warm hearted, outgoing, conscientious, persistent, and moralistic. Both men and women had significantly higher apprehension (factor O) compared with the uninfected controls.

Cool, it cures feminism
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>>43407523
>bees eating fungus
see, so if they harvest fungus that eat or live on animals, that would be a disaster too.

>montsanto lying
Yes i believe you. I saw a report on this too with scientist that disprove them or make the montsanto studies questionable.
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>>43405961
But if they had milk then they necessarily wouldn't be reptiles. Still seems pretty magical-realmy to me.

If you specified that a god cursed them to be that way (or their snake god blessed them so they could live in the swamp), it might not be so bad
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>>43407573
Yes like any illness with fever can do too.
But it will be just a slight emotional shift. Not like a mass of bloodlusting zombies.
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>>43407879
maybe they are some evolved reptiles. Like pidgeons, flammingos and emperor penguins evolved a milk they produce in their throat.
Or just very primitive reptile mammal ancestors? Maybe they evolved from mammallike reptiles?

But to be honest, if they are reptiles, i would prefer that they evolved some mating things like breast, but without feeding. Like we humans would should have nipples in the belly region like most animals, but thx to a evolution process got breasts.
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>>43406244
But what if elven children are to their parents much more desirable? So that a human child is not preferred, but still a must for the continuation of the species
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>>43407375
That's the thing, it doesn't need 100% control, just to be a small peristant thought.

>For some reason, the Doctor cannot shake this idea from his head, it must be good right? Like Beethoven's Symphonies.
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>>43408055
>if they are reptiles, i would prefer that they evolved some mating things like breast, but without feeding.
That makes total sense. Human breasts don't need to be so goddamn big and perky to still produce milk, just look at floppy tits of chimps. They are here for sexual display.
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>>43407508
Maybe it's part of growing up? All Dryads start out as bipedal, mobile little creatures, kinda like fey, but when they mature, they have to root to become fertile, hence needing human help, and then in old age they will grow to wise old trees, like grandmother willow
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>>43408308
Thats a cool idea. Various stages in developement.
Like this very much.
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>>43408293
Yes like these chameleons, that evolved crestst and throat membranes. But because of bipedal, they evolve breast, reminding them of cheeks.
Like us humans.
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>>43408278
That would still be a thought thing to do. Its not implanting emotions which are a simple chemical reaction, its implanting thoughts which are a bit more complicated
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>>43408148
well from a biological/evolutionary viewpoint the answer is this: If an elven child is more desirable i.e. have a higher fitness than the human child, the humans will just slowly turn into elves. Is this extinction? Hard to say, I mean, in that scenario humans would evovle into elves rather than die off. Remember, that this is in the "proper" biological world where this whole scenario would take millenia, if not millions of years. "Human" or "cultural" selection (like chinese parents only wanting boys) could, in theory I suppose, lead to an extinction event, but it seems unlikely that it would ever come to that.
One could even imagine the dryad/elf child of the humans could behave like a kekoo's chick and fool the parents into treating it better than its siblings, but still these kinds of parasitic behaviours have a tendency to create a sort of "balance" (though I hate that word in nature) - simply because, as mentioned earlier, if the dryad/elves whatever HAD to go through the human to successfully reproduce, it would be their own downfall if they "outbred" humanity to extinction
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>>43408956
Then the real question is whether the elves can reproduce without us, or if they are sterile/ can just reproduce with dryads...
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>>43406696
it evolved those eyes to keep predators away, and everything else. Fuck i wouldn't touch that thing with a stick.
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>>43406988
Sounds a bit like dogfaces from Infinity.
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>>43409022
If they can, we're fucked. Many parasites however are completely dependent on the survival of the host - atleast the "end"/reproductive host
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>>43409087
yaay, symbiosis... Maybe the elvs are just a byproduct of the true means, dryads mating, and so are infertile, but live 100s of years, so are still very beneficial to the parents
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>>43408308
Fae don't actually live in the woods. The woods are actually fae at various stages of life crowding together for protection.

Fae start life as tiny insect like creatures, traditional faeries, and are the most common fae observed, while still being recognizable, by humans. They don't understand the dangers of contact with other creatures and are curious and playful. They have wings to travel away from their parent trees much like the seeds of some trees species.

Young fae have lost their wings. They are more cautious at this stage, rarely seen. They dance and play in the deep woods. Traditional fae-elf or Dryad like creatures.

Young adult fae are spriggan like creatures. Their skin has become hard and wood-like by this stage. They are aggressive towards outsiders and defensive of their home. People who damage the trees are hunted.

Adults have become slower and bulkier by this stage of their development. Tree-like hulks and the traditional ent.

The oldest fae make up the bulk of their population. Humans, unless they understand where they are looking at, will not recognize them as fae. Every tree in the fae woods is a fae that has taken root. With every passing year they grow quieter until they are effectively in a living-death state. Though technically immortal most fae will die from falling, due to weather damage or disease, but will be reabsorbed by the roots of their kin and allegedly reborn as a fae podling.


Something like that, I don't know.
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>>43407398
Slavs have good relations with spirits.
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>>43409138
thats pretty awesome
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>>43409138
But thing is, they have to become immobile with fertility, otherwise the human/dryad combo serves no purpose
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>>43405827
Goddammit, stop injecting your brony bullshit into your wild west campaign!
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>>43406116
>pic
Malaria?
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>>43409287
There are no male fae. Fae are effectively clones of their parent tree without cross pollination. You can either go for:

1: animals/birds/insects pollinate the fae by drinking from the flowers that grow on adult trees/ent/spriggans. This is the PG version that would be used in games.

2:Humans pollinate the fae by drinking from the.... uh..... flowers of Dryads and Spriggans. That is to say that during a journey through my magical realm you're going to find yourself pinned down once to cover you in 'pollen', then chased and corralled deeper into the fae woods, then pinned down a second time. Then probably killed and/or chased around and driven into different areas of the woods until you die of exhaustion. This is the version that gets you banned from DMing and starts all of those rumours.
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>>43409570
But there has to be a male fae... or a male plant
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>>43409591
Yeah I dropped the ball there. I guess they would be sexually plant like. Neither male or female by human standards. It's all about getting the pollen from one plant/fae to another.
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>>43409682
Noo, not by human standards, both may sexually look like human females, so that human males will want to reproduce with them, and carry the spores of one to the other, and ofcourse the receiving plant should only want to "mate" with a human thats already been infested with the male dryad seed
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>>43406863
That's what the orcish fertility god pushes. Rape everything, make orc hybrids
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>>43409138
That is very similiar to the Elves of runequest
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>>43407155
... I don't remember this in game. Concept art? Cut content?
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>>43408308
>go to seek the advice of Grandmother Willow in your quest to defeat the BBEG
>she spends all afternoon telling you lewd tales about seducing your great-grandfather when she was in her flowering age
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>>43405424
He's saying that the specific colours come from mixing.
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>>43409356
>>>43407051
>>makes pesticide that turns shit into zombies
>>in b4 version of it becomes highly transmissible and turns people into zombies
>>MFW
I don't see what you're saying.
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Threads like these are why I love /tg/.
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>>43406116
>>43406062
What about an extra stage in a life cycle, or different patterns, like dryad possibly getting different genders from different mixes-something like male always leading to male if introduced into anything but a dryad, for example, and needing a chromosome only the dryad carries to produce more females. Could also spawn after growing inside someone for their lifespan, something like using them to protect the infant stages or nurture the fertilized seed so, after host death, it grows a tree where they died.
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>>43408293

Well just because they don't have to be doesn't mean they shouldn't be.
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I hate it when people complain about things that were never said, shared by people who don't exist, from games that were never run. This is /b/ level. It's stupid.
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What if the dryad is not there to "receive" anything, but rather to infect the human male?

>Dryads are parasites with a multi-stage life cycle
>In a tree, it produces the woman-shaped body typically known as a dryad
>Human males fuck the dryad, get infected with the parasite
>Human males fuck human females, transmitting the parasite to them
>The differing hormonal environment of the human woman's body allows the parasite to transition to the next stage of its life cycle, in which it can produce spores
>Infected women unknowingly shed dryad spores, which infect nearby trees, spreading the dryad to new areas

Or for a more convoluted life cycle, you could have the parasite transmitted from an infected woman to her children, altering their development to produce changelings (in the traditional sense of a faerie child replacing the normal human offspring, not the doppelganger-lite shapeshifter you have in D&D), needing to influence the host's development from birth in order to produce spores.
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>>43411862
That's pretty cool but begs the question of why it doesn't try to fuck the human females, since nothing happens in the male carrier
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>>43405967
That's a crapton of symbiotes in the world.
They're inside your body in the literal millions, we just no longer consider them symbiotes as we've long evolved to just support them all the time.
Little bugs in your eye lashes keeping that shit under control, a ton of bacteria that are relatively recent evolutionary speaking in our digestive systems making that work.
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>>43411995
Maybe it's not just the female hormonal environment that allows for sporing, but the sequential exposure to male and female hormones. It needs the male environment first, then the female.

Or maybe it's just a weird fluke of evolution. Natural selection is not strictly rational or optimally engineered, weird stuff pops up all the time.
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>>43407347
That's a neat idea for a setting.
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>>43405424
>>43410646
Exactly anon. I had a father which produced and sold those, he would spend hours making those mixes. Later his pals would try to guess which species was mixed with which.

If I remember well, the number of hybrid orchid species already outnumbers the natural ones about 3-1.

Because of that background, I had a brainstorming somewhat like what's happening here. I wanted to make orchid-like dryads become the female gender of ents, including the propensity of orchids to be epiphytes.
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>>43407347
Have you heard of Nausicaä?
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>>43413249
Yeah.
http://exhentai.org/g/648887/118ec38f58/
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>>43407347
This exact idea is what traveling East is like in Exalted's Creation.
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>>43410444
Oh dear.
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>>43411995
Easier time ensuring fertilization maybe? Or maybe it infects a fertilized embryo and needs a tertiary partner.
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>>43410017
That was the endboss, didnt you just turned the game off, but didnt waited till the end of credits were you had the final fight?
No, just kidding, its early concept art, which might be used for a sequell.
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>>43413305
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>>43404771

That thing is literally a failed san check incarnated.

>Wouldn't eat if I was a bird/10
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>>43407496
Source? Reverse image search doesn't give much help.
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>>43407398

Ghosts are still recovering from their last drinking night of ectovodka.
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>>43413818
Please?
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>>43407062

The real reason it hasn't found use is because the original anon was bullshitting, no such thing exists.
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>>43406325
Only a penis can deliver the pollen to the right place.
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>>43413818
It does look interesting.
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>>43417075
inb4 'black guys are better at plowing fertile fields', etc.
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Here's a blind snake that looks like a dick.

Oh, no, it's not actually a snake, it's just a terrestrial eel that just happens to look like it wants in your pants.
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>>43421294
That sneel is soooo close to having a smug grin on its face.
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>>43405934
>>43406039
>Australia was rounder
>until SOMETHING on it evolved to outcompete everything else, outgrew the continent, took a bite out of the coastline and left to sleep it off somewhere in the deepest oceans
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>>43405959
>thus ensuring the host wont spend his infected seed where it shouldnt go
It would be more efficient and widepsread is the dryads and their seed is adapted to both genders.
Additionally, the seed may not necessary be spent in one shot.
So the seed could adapt to being planted into a female carrier, for example growing on the vaginal walls, until a dryad with a penis-shaped organ (but still actually a female seed-gatherer) detaches it from the walls and absorbs.
also yes we are getting into seahorse territory here
>vagina having dryad expels seeds and is thus male
>penis having dryad gathers seeds and is thus female
Although, they both also hermaphroditic and both organs function as both
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>>43417049
Phallus indusiatus

>2001 publication in the International Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms

>Wikipedia entry (though admittedly a poor source)

>Having to do the googling for someone in the year of our LORD 2015.

The only thing I will say, is that very little evidence was ever given to back up the scientists claims. The mushroom did have an effect on some of the test subjects but it's unknown how accurate the science-fu was. I'm not bullshitting about the article, but there is a good chance the scientist was bullshitting about the evidence. As this is /tg/, a board full of pseudo-intellectual neck beards much like myself, I'm going to go for the overly extravagant claim of "HOLY SHIT ORGASROOMS DISCOVERED!" mostly because it's such a fun idea and secondly because mymagicalrealm.
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>>43421426
Honestly I could see a species being specialized in only one gender
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>>43421896
Lol
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There's a species of tree (Acacia cornigera) that hires ants (Pseudomyrmex ferruginea) as mercenaries to protect it from herbivores and leaf-cutting ant species. These ants release a repugnant pheromone and viciously attack anyone who gets near the tree. In exchange they live in its hollowed-out thorn system, being given generous amounts of nectar to live off.

There's also a species of ant (Sericomyrmex) that hires another species of ant (Megalomyrmex) as mercenaries to protect them, as the first species is of a kind that is ineffective at combat but effective at harvesting, and the second kind the reverse. When other ant species invade the colony of weak Sericomyrmex ants, the hired Megalomyrmex will charge into battle despite not actually being a part of the Sericomyrmex colony. In return, the Megalomyrmex's presence is permitted (ants usually hate ants of different species) and they are allowed to eat from the Sericomyrmex's fungus farms.
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>>43413666
Wasn't the ogru hem from hellboy based on these?
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>>43406176
Literally happened in the Dark Tower.
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>>43407347
i steal that
>>43409138
and a bit from that

You gave me some great ideas. Maybe something like the edge chronicles. With isolated tribes of semi-humanoids that can't even imagine the world outside the forest. And the deeper you go, the weirder it gets.
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There's that one bush that causes semi-permanent nerve damage when you touch it.
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>>43405961
>bipedal, reptile who can speak human language and perform higher thought
You essentially just described a parrot.
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>>43424800
Parrots aren't very smart
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>>43424800
But with tits.
And some birds evolved a milk gland in their throat. Which is compromise nutrition. More than just food mash.
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>>43425299
Yes they are.
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>Stop injecting your penis obsession into our games you Fruedian freak.
>little did anon know he lived in God's Magical Realm
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>>43425976
How about the snail parasite that enlarges their antenna to be seen by birds, their main host.
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>>43426072
>natural snail enhancement!
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>>43426175
Question is, is it benefitable for both?
Is it parasitic or a symbiosis?
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>>43404705
To be fair, that looks like a pretty short and pretty skinny and concordantly pretty light human female dressed in a single layer of cotton cloth.
My 6'1" human male barbarian weighing 225 lbs and wearing plate mail would break the poor thing's legs.
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>>43423960

I'm pretty sure if we find intelligent alien life it's going to be ant-like.

Fuckers are amazing.
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>>43426984
>>43426072

>parasite that enlarges [the snail's] antenna to be seen by birds
>their main host
>snails
>parasite
>birds

no. i do not think it is "benefitable" for both.
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>>43426984
the bird will eat the snail's eyes.

I don't know about you, but if I suddenly stopped seeing straight like I was tripping balls while being completely sane, and got constant migraines and confusion and a desire to climb trees and then bird came and ate my eyes, even in the off chance it was indeed beneficial, I'd be fucking pissed.
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>>43413666
>it looks /fit/
>it's a caterpillar
>caterpillar
>pillar
>PILLAR
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>>43406985
That's not a country, that's a state. Go home.
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>>43404701
There's a Bait photoshop hidden in here somewhere...I can feel it.
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>>43427395
>>43427378
>birds get free snails to eat.
>worm can reproduce in the bird
But i didnt meant the snail.
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>>43406988
Not the "kekoo" virus?
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>>43405919
Isn't fractals the most efficient way for things to evolve or something like that?

I remember you find it in every thing from plants to animals.
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>>43406696
Carnage: The Early Years?
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>>43428011
What the fuck even? This thing looks like a boss from some JRPG, for christ's sake.
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>>43427983

It's just very easy to grow. You give cells three rules for what to do, they grow in a fractal.
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>>43428133
Evolution has fallen out of the hands of known Gods and into the hands of Gods unknown and terrible..... and possibly a little bit drunk.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5qijI--v9E
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>>43428251
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>>43428251
Wow. That would be fucking terrifying if you sized it up a bit.

Walking through the forest and you see the shadow of a tree move and then you turn and you see a canopy coming down towards you with all the branches trying to grasp you.
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>>43405961
Fucking fetishists shitting things up as normal.
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>>43405818
I'm suddenly reminded of the maple dryad threads from years and years ago.
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>>43404768

Is that the forest of the dead in Japan? It's such a pretty place, it's unfortunate.
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>>43413666
Is that why you made it look like that satan?
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>>43428251
Nope.
No.
Hell no.
Fuck you Hawaii.

Saved and will be a horrible monster in my next campaign
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>>43405827
Wales looks like the head of a pig.

Slartibartfast and the boys got up to some weird shit at the Christmas party
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>>43404701
The fuck is that vanilla bean lookin motherfucker
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>>43409356
I don't get it. What about mexico?
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>>43428653
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>>43407371
this made me laugh for some reason
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>>43428199
heh
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>>43408055
Kek desu senpai
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>>43429850
I'm having fun with these new filters, kekold to be honest family.
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>>43427280
perhaps they would, but you could certainly fit an elf on one of those birds.
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>>43427280
You're talking domesticated animals though, so assuming they've been selectively bred for increased size and/or strength when necessary should go without saying.
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>>43406938
I notice you're not telling us where to track down and harvest this most useful of mushrooms.

we will save it by farming the FUCK out of it.
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>>43404599
>dat plant
The creator is pulling his magical realm again, I swear, why should reproduction be a so fundamental part of this setting?!
Fucking hack.
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>>43431001
lol
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>>43428251
>18 of the 20 native catterpillars have evolved into carnivores
What the hell hawaii? Are leave poisonous there or something?
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>>43431969
Someone angered a very small volcano god a long time ago
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>>43425314
Ah, so it's just fat and not other stuff, and said fat is burned up while the female is laying/incubating?
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>>43406149
what kind of shitty stars are you looking at?
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>>43426984
Strictly parasitic - once inside the bird it parasitises off of the bird's daily nutrition, reducing its overall fitness, making up for the mild benefit the bird receives from getting a free snail to eat.
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>>43406149
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>>43431787
> we are all npc's in God's Dungeons and Dragons/Ops and Tactics game he plays every saturday night.
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>>43434041
Hawaii literally has a volcano god, and she is angry because upon the arrival of Europeans, she discovered that she was the ugliest goddess in any pantheon.

But having virtually no followers, her power is small and her wrath is limited to making spooky little bugs.
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>>43407347

There is a decent shorty story on Reddit spawned from that writing prompt.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FormerFutureAuthor/comments/2ugc7q/forest_part_one/
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>>43404599
Its a little more complicated than that. Nor is it really unbelievable
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>>43434324
That would explain why most stuff at weekend ist party and stuff.
God have to play at the weekend what has to happen monday-friday.
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>>43435304
frogmouths are great, they are either surprised or disgusted.
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>>43413818
>>43416860
http://cuttingroom.deviantart.com/art/Splice-167134911

Enjoy.
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>>43435179
I didn't realize that, holy shit.
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>>43406325
That or a horny wizard couldn't seduce a girlfriend and decided to make one instead.
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>>43404771
>that pose
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>>43436525
Oh hai.
I heard you were arguing over the physiological characteristics of mammals and reptiles. I just wanted to say that I find you all adorable.

>I also have a venom gland that releases liquid pain from the bowls of Commorragh.
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>>43436525
>CaterPILLAR
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>>43406696
Imagine the mess if one would step on it.
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>>43405875
Not even beegirls. But dryads being highly speculiased "flowers" too attract humanoids isn't such an unrealistic idea, all things considered.
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>>43440075
Dryads who's reproductive cycle somehow includes beegirls and human men?
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>>43404637
Are they edible?
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>mainly hunts other spiders
>uses its long mandibles to hold them away from its body while they slowly die
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>>43442109
Wait, thats a spider?
Didnt thought they could grow their body apart.
Dmn you nature. Do you smoked weed?
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>>43442173
>Dmn you nature. Do you smoked weed?
Nature *IS* weed.

Think about it.
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>>43442464
>nature is degenerate
My purpose is clear.
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>>43406985
Actually if you turn it upside down, it's an angry Kaiju! Or a shadow finger puppet. Not too sure.
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>>43442109
Does he just hold them there and carry them around until they die of boredom or something?
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>>43422164
What, like that parasite that infects sea crabs and turns the male ones into females, complete with the spawning behaviours?
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Fuck shrimps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC6I8iPiHT8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtNAqK_V-lg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW1Xmhfegf4
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>>43442637
Why should they?
Do they produce stuff that equals female hormons?
Or do they eat / nourish from some male part that the body copes with being femal?

>>43442464
Nature is getting hitself high. Now its clear why some "wonderous" behaviour/evolution is flourishing.
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>>43428686
Ah, I thought it was a horse penis coast line...
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Have a cicada bigger than a human hand.
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>>43442926
You know, they call it the Emperor Cicada, beautiful isn't it? Nature is sublime, you just have to look for it and you'll find it.
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>>43442961
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>>43442961
fuck i heard this in bob ross' voice
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>>43442816
They produce chemicals that mimic female crab hormones, then, when the crab goes to be a female and shake all the eggs off the egg-patch, the baby parasites are what they actually release.
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>>43439637
AND... it SWEATS milk for their offsprings
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>>43442997
So its not body but parenting behaviour?
The male crab thinks its parenting.
Neverless it sounds scary, but could this result in a behaviour similar to a seahorse?
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>>43407347
Literally the plot of an Animorphs book.
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>>43442974
Bob Ross-posting should be a thing.
There is far too much negativity on this site already, it'd be nice if we could trick shitposters into being kind ironically.
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>>43444430
I want to pet that crab.
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>>43444458
Crab: is pet
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>>43444471
Aren't those stingy sea anemones on its back?
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>>43446331
Yes. Crab and Anemone good buddies. You pet Crab through the pain. And then this Crab pets you.
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>>43427395
You'll be very relieved and thankful that your eyes stopped throbbing.
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That thing simply belongs in a dungeon:

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/spider-eating-bone-house-wasp-deuteragenia-ossarium-uses-ant-corpses-ward-off-nest-predators-1455145
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>>43428011
It has a wizard hat :3
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>>43446367
It's holding those anemones looking like a cheerleader.
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>>43447555
It lulls you into a false sense of adorable.
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I can see Dryad's being a lot simpler than most anons in this thread give them credit for.

Look at how bees work: pollen from one flower sticks to them, gets carried to a different flower, plantsex done.

All they need is a flower-vagina with stamen and pistil "pubes" and a scent that sexually arouses human males enough to fuck more than one dryad in sequence. pollen is carried in his pubic (or beard, per an early anon's suggetion) hair from one to the next, dryad species propagates.

The real magical realm shit happens when you get into fruit production and the like
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>>43404599
How does that work, anyway? Aren't the bees that do the gathering of nectar all infertile female drones? Why are they trying to mate at all, let alone with a flower.
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>>43447724
They don't even need a scent given what most human males are like. Look vaguely feminine, point vagina at human male, get nailed to the nearest tree for a few mins.
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>>43447784
It's a solitary species of bee. Believe it or not some bees don't live in colonies. They'll club together sometimes and protect each others shit, but they are all fertile females. See also Mason Bees like the little darling in pic related.

I hang wooden stumps in my garden covered in different sized drill holes. I don't fuck it like a lot of anons, I actually hang it there for solitary bees to nest in.
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>>43447786
The scent is to ensure they go beyond "one and done." Even if you're really bored and really horny, the average human male is probably going to be satisfied after one fuckable tree.
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>>43447841
Mason and Carpenter bees may be fluffy and adorable but holy shit do they get annoying when they've taken over a whole outbuilding in your yard some dumbass contractor decided to build out of untreated wood.
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>>43413305
That's some real fucked up shit right there.
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>>43447786
>They don't even need a scent given what most human females are like
Fixed that for you. Knowing what human women are like, pretty much every monster girl is an upgrade. Even the ones that drag you to their caves and rape you until you die are marginally better than the shit we have to deal with in reality.
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>>43448639
>>>/r9k/
Or better yet, just fuck off this website entirely. Your circlejerking nonsense is pure, undiluted cancer.
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>>43448639
See >>43448668

It's not our fault you're an unsociable idiot, so just go away.
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>>43448668
>circlejerking nonsense
Hmmm, what about a cultivated species made up of regular semi-humanoid type males, and females that are literally just life support systems and multiple ovaries/utueri- meaning that a group of males has to take care of them like a pet/cattle being- and that they literally circle jerk in order to fertilize it.
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>>43448781
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>>43448897
Nah, I'm just saying if you're going to go magical realm, go full tilt at it. Plus I think this is a take on a mono-sexed/gendered humanoid race that hasn't been done too often before.
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>>43442974
>>43444430
Well look at this little Berry. Sure is pretty. Doesn't seem like much but in our world every little Berry can have a big secret. Wanna know the secret? Well, if you eat this Berry, it makes everything sour taste sweet. Isn't that nice? Nothing sour or unhappy. Just sweet.
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>>43448963
What's the horrible horrible catch?
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>>43405802
I don't understand this sentence
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>>43448963
Nothing amazing (at least for most people), but I absolutely love it. Beautiful moss, makes peat and bogs over the centuries.

>>43448963
Is that real? Is it poisonous? Should I google it right now?
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>>43449094
googling the image should give you the wikipedia page

kind of interesting
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>>43448963
>>43449033
Sometimes the Dark Gods leave something that's honestly nice and harmless just to brain rape you.

Is it totally harmless? Is it!? IS IT!? Who knows.... guess you'll just have to suck it and see.... I wonder if it has a delayed side effect... Oh I wouldn't let that worry you...
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>>43449130
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synsepalum_dulcificum
Decide for yourself
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>>43447724
>The real magical realm shit happens when you get into fruit production and the like

That's where Fruit Vikings come into play.
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>>43407240
Pretty sure the fungus is always going to be specific to insects even in the most absurd of scenarios.
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>>43407573
It can have a mild impact.
And toxoplasmosis, while mostly targeting rats/birds as vectors and cats as main hosts is still closer than a fungus that attacks arthropods as a vector.
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>>43449277

Though thinking about it, one of the big problems fruits and seeds have to overcome is being able to survive the harsh conditions of most animal's digestive tracts - if a plant could wedge its fruit right up someone's rectum the short way, its seeds would be kept moist, warm, and then would inevitably be buried under shit, allowing the plant to put more energy into other things rather than producing seeds with protective coatings.
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>>43449130
>>43449094
>>43449033
And look at this little guy. Well, these little friends are so very small hey? They're the smallest flowering plant in the world. But you know, even they matter in our world
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>>43449531
Every little guy matters, and they all need little friends
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>>43449781
One of my favourite little friends is my little dwarf willows, aren't they pretty? Such a nice shade of red and green. They only grow where it's really cold but they never stop trying. One of these little guys are shorter than your thumb but they still manage to grow all over the north on Alaska, Canada, Europe and even Asia. Wow. isn't that incredible? They might be some of the smallest woody trees but they've seen the whole world
Let's be sure to give them a home in our little world hey?
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>>43450039
Wait, it's not one of those weeds that grow all over the place and are stupidly difficult to properly get rid of, is it?
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>>43450121
The resilience of life is astonishing, isn't it?
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>>43450121
No such thing as weeds, just fast little growers.
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>>43442637
Male to female you say?
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>>43428439
Aokigahara is fucked
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>>43450655
What's the bump limit on here again? 500?
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>>43450706
310, for some reason.
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>>43450756
Fuck. This thread was cool.
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>>43405424
The bee it evolved in tandem with is now extinct.

It now has resorted to self pollination as a form of reproduction.

But think about this: a creature without eyes, without nerves, was selectively changed over eons to have bits on it's sexual organs that exactly resemble the females of a different species. Purely through the preferences of a species of bumble bee.

And now, it will carry to form of that bee forward, as long as it still blossoms, it will show the world, "this! This is her beauty! This is how beautiful she was and forever will be as I blossom!"

The bee is gone. But the flower, we can preserve.

And it all makes sense! what is most attractive to the creatures that spread our DNA around? Bits that look like them!

The species is only preserved because human intervention at this point.
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>>43407819
>having cats around cures feminism
Yeah, I'm going to have to call bullshit on that one
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>>43428011
I should replay Metroid Prime 2.
On second though, maybe I shouldn't.
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>>43428251
I'm not entirely sure they didn't add those crunching sounds in.
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>>43450771
Well shucks, this thread sure was wonderful. But I'm sure we'll get to have another some dayb
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>>43434324
Actually it's a network of interconnected World of Righteousness campaigns
>Human: The Redemption
>Angel: The Message
>Demon: The Fallen
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>female mite
>pregnant
>one male fetus impregnates sisters
>all infant mites eat their way out, killing mother
>male dies, females "give birth" soon after
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>rossposting
Psh, more like rogersposting
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>>43406147
There was one .PDF I didn't save ages ago that detailed a method of making Chimeric creatures for 3e d&d.

The order of operations was: start with a small predator (snake, eagle, barracuda, monkey) add a top predator (wolf, lion, tiger, shark, bear) and finally you needed a stabilizer (Goat, sheep, cow, horse, camel)

The way the book was set up would kick out one complete stat block per three creatures. Fluff was that a stabilizer was needed to keep the chimeras from just disintegrating.
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>>43408055
You can strangle penguins for birdmilk?
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>>43442966
>>43442926
If there were any shred of a belief in God left in me before today, it's gone now.
>>43446367
>>43444471
>>43444430
>>43442663
>Crabs and Shrimps
my niggas
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>>43450902
I thought cats cured heterosexuality.
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"Random spikes" real edgy.
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>humanity is a group of That Guys insulting God's homebrew setting
Fitting.
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>>43450559
Did you know that Wolbachia bacteria are a real thing and actually do that feminization thing?

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolbachia#Role_in_sexual_differentiation_of_hosts

The reason that microorganisms are the NANOMACHINES of MGSV is because they're kind of the NANOMACHINES of real life as well!
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>>43451352
>losing faith in God over cicadas
Son, why?
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>>43452331
Have you looked at those pictures? They are big.
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>>43443513
What do you think human breasts do? Milk doesn't actually come from a single opening on the nipple. Milk sort of oozes out through multiple holes.
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>>43452857
What i meant to say is that they dont have breasts or nipples. They just "sweat" the milk
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