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KANT-O-CELLE QUEST: THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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“Why do we fear them so much?” you ask sharply. In the shadowed confines of this little cell your long-buried irritations are itching harder than ever, worming their way to the surface. “They came back for us, didn't they? Either on their own, or because we called them, and they answered. If we can't trust them, why are we making them fight our battles? We draw chalk circles around them and put up “No Unauthorized Personnel” signs and then we go 'gee gosh' when they go bugshit and we never noticed the signs? Does that rea-”

“You really think it's voluntary?” Goto says, his tone so flat and empty that it cuts you off mid-rant. “Settle, has Naka ever told you about how she was summoned? Because I was there. I saw it.” He takes a deep breath, composing himself. “It wasn't beautiful. It wasn't special. And it sure as *hell* wasn't *voluntary.* We were trying for a battleship - Haruna, I think - and we ended up with her. First thing she heard was the shinto priest apologizing for mucking things up and getting her instead.” He falls silent again, his dark eyes focused on something in the unseen distance. “She found a purpose, eventually. Found a place. She's... happy.”

You wince.

“I think.”

You wince more.
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>>43208043
inb4 navyfag
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>IMPLIED FIRST POST
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>>43208043
first post!
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>>43208048
in after navyfag
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>>43208043
BEAT NAVYFAG
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“Abyssals showed up at the exact same time shipgirls did - you ought to know better than anyone. That implies that something *changed,* some universal, physical constant. You ever read about the Stargate program?”

“Men who stare at goats?”

“Yeah, that one. Remember that general they went looking for?”

“Yeah, in the blue tent? Millions of taxpayer dollars pissed away on bullshit and hokum, what's new?”

“You remember how he was actually under a blue tarp inside an apartment, yeah?”

“Yeah.”

“It wasn't an accident, Settle. It worked. You look into psychic shit, or ghosts and hauntings, or whatever you want - once you eliminate the ninety-nine percent that's just funny lights and superstition, you still have far more than you can explain away. And that's before this war proved us sailors right about our ships that go bump in the night. They didn't shutter Stargate because there's no such things as psychic powers. They shuttered it because they didn't understand the underlying principles well enough to get useful results out of it. We don't understand the rules, Settle, but that doesn't mean they don't exist - or that they can't be exploited. We're doing medicine the old-fashioned way, ninety-five percent chanting and throwing chicken bones and five percent actual science, as best we know it. It's hit and miss, sure. But don't think for a second that we can't bring them back against their will. Or that they want to stay here once they get here.”
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>>43208050
TOO LATE NAVYFAG
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>>43208043
That picture reminds me, Big Spud/Big Yam teamup when?
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>>43208043
Missed it last thread!

First for fairies first to fight! Where's my fairy marine corps?!
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“... so draftees,” you retort. “That doesn't change the principles of leadership, Goto. We can't ask things of these shipgirls we won't do ourselves-”

“Like commanding from a glorified conference room with a few flat-panel LCDs?”

You open your mouth and close it again in a poor imitation of a beached fish.

“Yeah. Every time you walk into that room, you give it a once-over like you want to piss on the displays and force-feed the tech the remote.” Goto chuffs. “Guess I would too, if I'd been a warship skipper. But my girls don't respect me any less for it, that I've seen.”

“Right. Girls,” you reply. “You stressed that to me yourself. We can't just expect them to bear everything with a stiff upper lip because they're proud independent warships don't need no Admiral.”

Goto smiles, but it doesn't reach his eyes. “Yeah. Girls.” He sighs. “Y'know there's a betting pool among the kanmusu regarding me?”

“You? What about?”

“Guessing how long it'll take before I give in and bend Kongou over a dess.”

You huff with amusement. “I can imagine who the ringleaders are.”

“Yeah. I know.” Goto closes his eyes, and for a moment, in the sallow light, you see how damned *tired* he looks. “Course, I've thought about it.”
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>>43208057
It's a great feeling.
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>>43208085
>bend Kongou over a dess.”

MY KEKS
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He chuckles as you burst into coughs, trying to unstick your tongue from the roof of your mouth. “Yeah. I know, I know. When this... this whole war first started, when they first dredged me up for the job, Kongou wasn't like she is now. Kind of. She was still...” he waves his hands in the air randomly. “Kongou. But she wasn't always kicking down my door or trying to *literally* jump my bones. She didn't have to, because... because I was there.” He sighs, bonking the door with his head a third time. “There were only five or six of them... then seven... then ten... then twenty...” he shakes his head. “How could I touch Kongou, when there's so many girls like Shigure? How can I play favorites, Settle?”

This time you have no answer.

“I heard about it from Kitakami. She texted me about it.”

“Uh, did she-”

“Mention the part where you got a cannon stuck in your mouth? Yes.”

Well.

Well, shit.

“She also called you an 'unbelievable white-knight wank-a-thon',” Goto sniggers. “She's wrong, mind you. You weren't wrong to try. It's just that the time to try was months and months ago, and I was... I was busy. Very busy.” He heaves one last sigh, and you can see him settling against the door, as if he'd like nothing more than to fall asleep right there, sitting on an economy-sized pack of one-ply, shut off from the world. But instead he stands up, pushing himself up the door with his legs, and cracks his dark eyes open. “We really are Admirals now, Settle. Not glorified supply clerks or PR hacks. And certainly not Captains. So we can't go down with our ships anymore... no matter how much we want to.”
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>>43208062
>Psychic shit

Oh boy, this is gonna go badly.
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>>43208085
> bend Kongou over a dess.”
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>>43208085
>"...bend Kongou over a dess."
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>>43208085
>“Course, I've thought about it.”
CONFESS TO DESS AND YOU WILL BE BLESS
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>>43208085
>bend Kongou over a dess
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Goto reaches behind his back and opens the closet, making you both blink in the harsh florescent light of the empty conference room. When Goto first pulled you into the little alcove you thought it overly dramatic, one of his flourishes for dramatic effect, like the suduku puzzle - but now you understand the gesture. “I think I'll pull a few select ships from frontline duty and have them spend time with Shigure. A few ships that probably need a break themselves... You just see to those, those remedies you were pondering earlier. E-mail me, or something.” Goto drifts away through the halls, meandering towards his office.

[ ] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.
[ ] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
[ ] Write-in?
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>>43208104
>So we can't go down with our ships anymore... no matter how much we want to

But that doesn't stop you from going down ON them!
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>>43208133
>[X] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.
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>>43208133
[x] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.
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>>43208133
>[ ] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
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>>43208128
MESS WITH THE DESS AND DIE LIKE THE RESS
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>>43208133
>[x] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
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>>43208133
[X] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
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>>43208133
>[ ] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
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>>43208133
>[x] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.

ALL ABOARD THE ARIZONA TRAIN TOOT TOOT
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>>43208133
>[x] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
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>>43208133
>[ ] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.

can we -not- put the corgis off anymore, please?
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>>43208133
>[X] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.

Thinking time, my good Admiral. You really need some.
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>>43208133
>[ ] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
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>>43208133
>[ ] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.

If we are admirals we need more manpower to delegate damnit...

This shit is rough.
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>>43208133
>[ ] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.
We have admin to do, and could possibly have a good heart to heart with Arizona for a bit. Then there can be other things to take care of. So much admiraling to do, so little time!
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>>43208133
>[x] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.

>Foist any annoyingly important duties onto the vlc player
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>>43208133
>Other
Check-in on Naka. She was drinking during the battle and all the following night. What's eating her?
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>>43208133
[ ] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
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>>43208133
>[ ] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.

Character introspection, go!
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>>43208133
>Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.
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>>43208133
>[ ] Write-in?
Call CNO. After the last... incident he said to keep him informed.
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>>43208133
>[X] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.


TIME FOR PAPERWORK
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>>43208133
>[ ] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.
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>>43208133
>[x] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.
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>>43208133
>[X] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.

Given how things were regarding her volunteering, it might be nice to actually keep her around to chat. I'm worried about how upgrades will go with all the shipgirls, but she's so quick to volunteer she might not be thinking straight.
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>>43208133
Semi write-in.
>[ ] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. Talk with Arizona about what has been happening lately.
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>>43208133
>[ ] Write-in?
Put in a request to the chain of command about getting some damned psychologists on base. Also more personnel to wrangle the freaking Corgis. Settle's an admiral, he can at least put in paperwork to request the resources he needs to unfuck everything.

Or least make them less fucked up.
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>>43208133
>[x] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
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>>43208133
>[X] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
We Shoukaku to unwind with right about now.
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>>43208133
>[X] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.

We need someone to help us with this shit.
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>>43208133.
[ ] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
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>>43208048
>>43208050
>>43208055

Damn close. if not for >>43208052 it'd be cap-worthy.
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>>43208133
>[ ] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.


We need to fix this shit as soon as possible.
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>>43208133
>Go hang out with Harder.
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>>43208133
>[X] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
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>>43208133
>[ ] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.

Yeah, i don't think goto's right
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>>43208133
>[ ] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
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>>43208133
>[X] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.
>[X] Write-in?
>Call Wainwright and see if he has time to meet with us and give advice to us. He's not a psychologist, but he seems to have not lost his mind in this madhouse.
COMBO VOTE
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>>43208133
>[ ] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.
Fuggin muts.
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>>43208133
>[ ] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.


oh planefag, you wanted this didnt you.

incoming max 300 in 5...
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>>43208133
>[X] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.

TONIGHT'S THE FUCKING NIGHT
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Remember, warships are literally made to kill people and break stuff .They're not like soldiers; soldiers are something you become, and god willing something you can stop being. It's their purpose, just like a lion hunts and a squirrel hoards nuts. You're dealing with enormous metal war machines twisted into facsimiles of humanity.
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>>43208133
>[ ] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.
>[ ] Write-in?
Actually fucking TALK to her about things while you're doing the paperwork. It's time to man up and stop trying to hide from our demons by being silent about them; we need someone we can talk to and trust implicitly.
>[ ] Write-in 2
Mention in the email that Naka might do well to be in the same group that spends time with Shigure; she could use some support, too.
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>>43208085
>"...I give in and bend Kongou over a dess.”

>>43208133
>[x] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.
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[ ] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.[ ] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.

Very inspiring speech, Settle. Doesn't ring hollow at all. Really uplifting, too, Goto must've had a weight lifted off his shoulders.
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>>43208133
[x] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
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Okay then, how many bets have been placed on Settle now?
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>>43208205
>[ ] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.

Or also this. Corgi equipment and personnel and psychologists on staff.
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>>43208133
>[ ] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.

We need to at least take care of the Corgi problem while we can.

>>43208229
YES. Wainwright wanted to talk to us for a while now.

What else is on our to-do list?
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>>43208249
Not sure if it was sarcastic or not.
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>[ ] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.

Recuperation time
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>>43208249
>Very inspiring speech, Settle. Doesn't ring hollow at all. Really uplifting, too, Goto must've had a weight lifted off his shoulders.
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>GO TALK TO WAINWRIGHT, LIKE WE SHOULD HAVE DONE A WHILE AGO. HE SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS HAVING AN RAPIDLY ESCALATING SHIT-FIT
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>>43208186
>>43208195
>>43208205
>>43208224
Keep our boss in the loop and talk to Harder about the girl we're dumping half of our burden onto
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>>43208254
With hooking up with Hate or Goto? Probably alot.
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[X] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
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>>43208133
>[X] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
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>>43208133
>[x] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.

inb4 Shoukakufags samefag the vote into oblivion. It's actually a good idea to have her help, there zero reason not to have her with us.
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>>43208133
>[ ] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
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>>43208133
>[X] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.

Use this stamp!
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>>43208133
>Report too your own office with Arizone as the guard.
>write in
Get us fucking >[ ] Write-in?
Put in a request to the chain of command about getting some damned psychologists Also wranglers
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>>43208240
As I mentioned before, they're also still people - at this time.
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>>43208133
>[ ] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.
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I have created a useful picture to explain why Planefag sometimes vanishes for ages in between posts/threads.
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>>43208133
>[ ] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
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>>43208104
>we can't go down with our ships anymore
What about ON-
>>43208138
Son of a dess...

I said it before and I'll say it again. These girls are our crew and family now. They're our daughters, sisters and lovers (multiple. Hare- FLEET end best end). We all have to do our parts and make sure they know they are all valued, as people, not just as warships.

>>43208133
>[x] Write-in?
Get to work on a circular to that effect, or some kind of morale-booster... Something to solidify this hodgepodge of ships we have into a real fleet of shipgirls. Let them know who they can come to, who they can talk to, who they can trust...

That and what >>43208242 said. We need to TALK to Arizona. We have to start this father/brother/lover/admiral thing somewhere...

And that said, I'm going to collapse into bed. Don't anyone break anything.
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>[X] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.
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>>43208274
Pfft.

Settle actually went on a date with Shoukaku. That's further than Kongou has gotten with Goto.
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>>43208274

GOT IT IN ONE
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>>43208262
I had honestly forgotten about that point. I had just wanted to get his opinion on the madhouse and what's going on with Naka as well.
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>>43208133
>[ ] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.
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>>43208297
You have the plane on the wrong face.
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>>43208240
>Remember, warships are literally made to kill people and break stuff
So are Bolos, and Bolos are the most heroic and selfless motherfuckers out there.
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>>43208133
>[X] TALK TO WAINWRIGHT THEN GET THINE ASS TO OFFICE TO DO PAPERWORK WITH ARIZONA
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>>43208133
[ ] Write-in
Call Wainright and see what else has gone tits up.
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>[ ] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
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>>43208297
So which one is Planefag?
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>>43208062
>>43208133

>[ ] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.

>Go track down Willie, we haven't welcomed her back yet.
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>>43208322
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[X] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.

No need to be dramatic, we don't buy the whole romance angle, and don't want to make her feel like we're shunning her for her choices.
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>>43208133
>[ ] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
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>>43208085
>Bend Kongou over a dess
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>>43208133
>[ ] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.

Like hell we're doing this alone. Also, we need whiskey.
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>>43208291
People, perhaps. But not humans. They're ships trying to look like humans.
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>>43208133
>write-in
Visit Shigure. TALK to the shipgirl starved for attention. This can only end horribly.
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>>43208297
My personal theory is that the man falls asleep quite often.

>>43208301
A good point. Honestly, I wouldn't mind either. I personally prefer to do my thinking alone, that's all.

... Yes, it's quite hard to be alone when you are a Bentusi.
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>>43208176
Remember who promised to keep her close to guard us?

Then we send her home after?
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>>43208268
This. Wainwright has been trying to get our attention. Let's not ignore him.
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[X] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.
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>Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.
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>>43208133
>[ ] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.
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>>43208133
Brief Arizona on your conversation with Goto, and ask her what she wants to do with the rest of her day. Promise to stay in your office if she'd like a break - you've promised to stop being so dumb and she'll hold you to that. If she wants to stay, get some advice - perhaps you should get a morse code translation app for your phone so you can actually, you know, communicate.

Time to give a little trust, and have a little faith in a flagship.
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>>43208351
Yes. But as I said right above you, my personal preference for thinking introspectively is being alone.
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>>43208133
>[X] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.
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>>43208043
>Acquire Arizona
>Go see Wainwright
>Update our boss
>Corgi paperwork
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>>43208359
>>43208362
>>43208366
Guys, shouldn't we be finding out from Wainwright about the escalating situation before it explodes?
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>>43208268

But Anon, that sounds like the reasonable thing to do! It obviously should be sitting further down on our list of "Urgent Shit to Take Care Of", sandwiched between "Check on Willie to see how her MEAN LEFT HOOK is coming along" and "Contemplating whether or not to swap out dogfish in cane with different kind of fish".
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>>43208297
He's doing a Blackjack, just taking in all the comments/panic/shitstorming before actually writing.
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>>43208351
Waifufags gonna waifu. The logical choice is to have her with us but nooooo, can't risk accidentally spending time with her
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>>43208133
>[X] Call Wainwright and see what he has in mind.
Changing my vote to this.
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VOTES CALLED
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>>43208133

>>43208367
Fucking this.

[X] Brief Arizona on your conversation with Goto, and ask her what she wants to do with the rest of her day. Promise to stay in your office if she'd like a break - you've promised to stop being so dumb and she'll hold you to that. If she wants to stay, get some advice - perhaps you should get a morse code translation app for your phone so you can actually, you know, communicate.
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planefag, spaghettiships when?

ENRICO DANDOLO-TIER RUSES ARE NEEDED
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Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.

Plus, actually talk to Arizona. Settle needs some one to bounce off idead and contemplate what happened. And call the boss as well.
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>>43208297
That's not even the best Deme edit for that page.
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>>43208133
>[x] Call Arizona and send her home. After that whole... thing with Goto, it's probably best to get some time away from her for a bit. You've got to think things over.

Get things sorted and re-prioritize things with a clear head. No muckin' about.
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>>43208403
Be sure to look at some of the write ins that got support that aren't mutually exclusive to the winning vote. There be good ideas there.
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WHEN'S NAKA

WHERE'S THE WAINWRIGHT OPTION
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>>43208133
>[X] Report to your own office, and call Arizona in to 'guard' you. You may as well get started on the paperwork for the new Corgi wrasslin equipment right now. She can stamp things, or some shit.

We need to get this shit with the corgis sorted, and we need to figure out this upgrade thing.

>Captcha: select all images with popcorn

fuuuuuuuuuuuck
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So, as I've got work in the morning, I'll be posting my WRITEUPS EARLY.

First up, INTO THE DEEP END: http://pastebin.com/hW8x9Sfn
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>>43208240
Depends on how the fuck you look at it, doesn't it?

Some people do it to kill shit and break things. Some people are idealistic, they fucking do it because they think they've got a duty to defend the ones who can't defend themselves. It's an important fucking distinction, too.
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>>43208396
Well, there's of that on both sides, I should think.

>>43208403
Oh? Just when I was about to switch to contacting Wainwright. Too bad.
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>>43208374
She can't talk Bentus. We can be as introspective as we want while she sits in the background.
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>>43208268
>It's not even an option
You know that means it's too late right? There is a shitstorm happening in the background now and the aftermath is going to take a shit on our desk once we get back to our office.
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>>43208386
>Guys, shouldn't we be finding out from Wainwright about the escalating situation before it explodes?

Okay, but shouldn't we be dealing with any of the half-dozen problems sitting on our plate rather than retreating into seclusion because Shokakou fags who have never bothered to ask /why/ she is so desperate to jump Settle want to score waifu points at the expense of Arizone?
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>>43208435

I-it's not a 'deito'! I swear!: http://pastebin.com/z8JBH5Yx
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Who won? This one seemed close
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>>43208440
>Oh? Just when I was about to switch to contacting Wainwright. Too bad.

that's in already. it's not a mutually exclusive action, after all~
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Regardless of which choice was picked, the samefags still won.
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>>43208403
http://pastebin.com/fUV6fWaq
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>>43208454

And finally~

TELEGRAF 3: SOUNDS FROM THE DEEP: http://pastebin.com/LwhzMXCz
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Does Willie deserve a head pat for her achievements in the war?
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>>43208446
Wouldn't it be rude?

>>43208461
Then my mind is at ease.

>>43208473
It certainly seems so, doesn't it?
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>>43208452
No, its a chance to find other problems and then go seek them out. Rather than just focus on Ari.
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>>43208439

hey fucklourde you don't sound drunk enough yet. get drunk. read thread jarhead, greekboi's gettin to the evetns of THAT NIGHt

YOU Know the one made you jellier than a fukin jello mold in a jello factory, yeah

use your time wisely fuccubus
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>>43208461
Thanks deme.
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>>43208477

as if any more fucking proof was needed that wing is fags.
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>>43208386
>>43208452
Some anon a couple threads back put together a to-do list for us. Does anyone still have that handy?
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>>43208461
Nice
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>>43208479
oh my god HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-
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>>43208488

WHICH THAT NIGHT YOU COLOSSAL BRASS FUCKNOZZLE.

Oh my fucking god where's Arizona I need her to corral you. and maybe stick a gag in your fucking craw. She'd do it, you know. she's into that kinda shit.
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>>43208479
London
O
N
D
O
N
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>>43208452
Why is Shokaku so desperate then? Care to share your theory?
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>>43208502
Hornet still wanted to tell us something after the battle.
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>>43208435

>Kongou wanting more coffee

YOU GO TOO FAR, PARKER! YOU AM PLAY GODS!
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>>43208440
True, but but the only reason not to have Arizona around is because "She's NTRing mai waifu, staaaapppp!"
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>>43208492
Bro

Brooooo.

You're right.
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>>43208507

YOU FUCKNI GGAVE ME THE THING

CUTNFUCK BUTICHLORD

YOU FUCKING GAVEM ENT HE THING

E A T SHIT
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>>43208507

Wait, Nettle is Settle?
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>>43208452
>says the guy who'd do the other way around and lie about it.

That sort of thing is sickening and foul play
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>>43208487
>No, its a chance to find other problems and then go seek them out. Rather than just focus on Ari.

I must have missed where "do paperwork to solve problems" meant "focus on Arizona."
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>>43208534

NIGHERR THIS FUCKING IS REAL HE SIEROUSLY GUYS

SEIRLUSLY FUCKING


HJUMNYGFDR

^ MY HEAD ON KEYBAORD
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>>43208488
>Clanner
Muh home planet
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>>43208534
Yea
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>>43208297
source pls, my google fu is too weak.
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>>43208534
Yep. Has been all along, too!
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>>43208507
Arizona is into that?

But how would Hate know unless he tested it out with her?
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>>43208534
No, I am Settle.
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>>43208530
Fuck off asshole, your shit isn't canon
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>>43208548

Settle

Hand Arizona the phone Settle you're drunk
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>>43208549

FUCKNIG FUCK YOU AND KITING LIKE A FAGI T GARMUR EVERY MATCH KIL LYSERLF
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>>43208479
Spee is pretty fucking stacked

>11" guns

well that explains it

wait a second...I RECOGNIZE THAT ART STYLE

LEXINGTON DRAWFAGGOT I FUCKING KNOW YOU'RE HERE

WHEN ARE YOU DRAWING ARIZONA YOU FUCK
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>>43208557

Ask Naka about Arizona's requisitions. Nobody I fucking know needs 120 fucking feet of silk fucking rope for any goddamn thing unless they're playing fucking D&D. And I'm willing to fucking wager she doesn't play D and fucking D.
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>>43208479
Daym
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>>43208479
Oh MY.
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>>43208557
It's more that if any shipslut would be into that, it'd be her.

Yamato is a close second.
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>>43208407
>ENRICO DANDOLO
Well today I learned something. The ship doesn't seem notable outside of the name, but this fucking guy.

>hijacks an entire Crusade because they owe him money, over the Pope's objections
>uses it to sack Constantinople
>while he's in his nineties, and completely fucking blind

I don't know how shipsluts and namesakes interact but I dread anyone connected to this guy colluding with Hate.
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>>43208479
m'frau
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>>43208587

>OIMPLYYING

GREEKFUCKER POIST FASTAHER HIS FUCK IS FUCKIN GAFUCK
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>>43208548

Jesus, dude, did Higgins give you brain damage when you killed her?

No wonder Hate and Ari are so frustrated with you if you're constantly talking like a mongoloid.
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>>43208587
You think she might actually plan to tie the admiral up to protect him from danger?
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>>43208577
>>43208549
>>43208488
Ahem:

STEINER! STEINER! STEINER!
T
E
I
N
E
R
!
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>>43208587

>120 feet of silk rope

This leads to so many goddamn questions like holy shit Ari why you so thirsty goddamn
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>>43208587
>120 feet of silk rope
Settle should have ran while he had the chance.
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>>43208587
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>>43208511
I'm not sure, but her behavior is odd compared to the other Japanese kanmusu. Now Naka was probably an alternative Japanese waifu if we had pursued her, because Settle offered attention of the sort Goto was no longer able to provide. Shokaku may be in a similar situation, ready to pounce on Yankeetoku because he's available while still being more confident and thus aggressive than Naka.

But Shokaku-fags accusing Arizona of being clingy and drawn to Settle by her various unresolved issues are probably the pot calling the kettle black. I expect we'll find out more eventually, though.
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>>43208577
>Clanner complaining about someone else being a moonwalking faggot
Hah, irony.

Running away is also for non-lyran faggots.
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>>43208587

Ayeeee. we're fucked.
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>>43208587
>ship girls playing D&D
It has potential.
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>>43208587
It's Ok, it is silk. At least Settle would be comfortable when the day comes.
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>>43208587
The question is, sub or dom?
'Cause I can see it going either way
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>>43208627
Shoukaku gives me the feeling that she doesn't have many friends among the other ships
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>>43208479
damn, no wonder Parker spends all his time on Skype
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>>43208516
>Hornet still wanted to tell us something after the battle.

Don't worry about Settle forgetting this, Hornet probably forgot what she wanted to say after the battle as well, for reasons
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>>43208627
both are clingy, the way i see it.
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>>43208637

So does a kongo-class in that outfit, goddamn. Where the fuck you suppose I'd turn up something like that though?

WAIT. I bet i can get Yamato to wear one.

Awwww the fuck yeah.
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>>43208527
Is it?

>>43208548
>>43208577
>>43208610

Oh my. The Admiral is drunk again.

See, this is why I wanted him to be alone. To avoid incidents which are barely remembered the next morning.

>>43208627
I theorize that Arizona and Shoukaku are rather similar, if of different temperaments.

Of course, I have nothing but impressions and theories to support my claim.
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>>43208648

Yup.

Starbucks-slurping reasons.
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>>43208643
She can't be a sub, she's a BB
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>>43208627
>>43208645

That actually makes sense. I don't see the other girls liking Shokaku much.
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>>43208645
Shoukaku? But the way she seems to know about the other girls seems to fly in the face of that.
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>>43208643

Kinda hard to have a dom/sub relationship if one of the involved partners is a fucking mute who wouldn't be able to give a safe word.
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>>43208639
>not implying that Ari wouldn't tie up Shokaku and drag her into the fun as well.
I mean, friends help each other out, right? Just look at the example set by Hate and Settle in their friendship!
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>>43208597
If somebody is picked to be the leader of a civ in Civilization, they've probably done something impressive.
>>
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>>43208637
>I roll to seduce!
>Dammit Kongou this isn't that kind of encounter!
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>>43208627
Maybe she recongizes Settle as being a good thing and wants to get her best shot before some other big name takes him. Keep in mind that she was a ship in a war, so aggression is no stranger to her.

>>43208649
Has a point
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>>43208655

Hate, please.
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>>43208655
skintight suits are always good.

Hard to choose between those that show skin like a swimsuit or one that covers the whole body.
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>>43208660
Bentus your the only fucking one that seems too know whats going on. Mind explaining too me the last threads quickly? I was un-able too catch the ones after we -myself included- climbing a tree and almost dying was smart guy move.

You know, I didn't need my trip. but fuck it, this threads already a warzone like usual.
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>>43208571
I know it isn't.
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>>43208668
Best girl indeed.
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>>43208665
I think every interaction we've seen her have with the other girls has been neutral or negative
>>43208666
Nobody likes a gossip
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>>43208655
You live dangerously, Lieutenant.

... Good luck in your endeavour.
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>>43208435
Jesus...I really shouldn't have read that right before bed. Nice write up!
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>>43208667
...
She's a battleship.
The safeword is "Oh god please don't shoot me Arizona. I promise not to do it again"
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>>43208655

Are you a bad enough dude to brave the mean streets of Japan to acquire a skintight outfit for Yamato, Hate?
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>>43208682
What is the chance she recognize how much advantage it is to seduce an admiral?
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>>43208707
Anon, you're talking about a MARINE. Think it over.
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>>43208707
Nah you can get that delivered. Or ask Naka.
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>>43208699
Girls gossip by definition, they all do.

Even DesDiv 6. How else is all that stuff about yaoi floating about.
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>>43208665
>>43208627
Oh god, she is putting up all sort of red flags
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>>43208699
Probably because Shokaku, when you get to know her, is not a very good person - ostracizing the bullied girl and all that.
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>>43208707

You seem to think I'm not putting on my boots to do just the fuck that right the fuck now. Not like I HAVE ANYTHING FUCKING BETTER TO DO WITH MY FUCKING TIME.
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>>43208731
And this is coming from a Shokaku fag.
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>>43208479
man who the fuck does all of these

I can never find the original source

I'm glad he started coloring though
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>>43208620
Damn it feels good to be a Lyran.
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>>43208688
Why not both?
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>>43208713
I don't think she's plotting something as she seemed shy

>>43208699
>>43208665
Well with the way Kaga acts, that might have something to do with it as she seems to be one of the highest regarded ships in the base.

>>43208731
You make it sound as if she's alone in that when a good chunk of shipgirls on the base do that and the only reason Ari doesn't is a lack of meeting her and not knowing her particular history.
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>>43208731

One person's action can't cause something like that. It's institutionalised in the Japanese behavior. Yes, shes was wrong in abetting the behavior but not completely to blame.
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>>43208745
>I'm glad he started coloring though

I don't think thats pixelfag
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>>43208655
>>43208707
>>43208737
>SAMPLE
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>>43208699
>I think every interaction we've seen her have with the other girls has been neutral or negative

Look at how she treated Shigure. There may be something to the idea that she's isolated from other kanmusu by her own attitude/actions and using Settle as a way out.
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>>43208695
If you know this why post it any way? Why even have a trip? Is all you do is troll quest threads and whore for attention? Fuck off and stop trying to ruin quests
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>>43208624
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>>43208781
Is it the collarbones Arizona?

Is Settle's collarbones so sexy?
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>>43208693
Oh, lad. If I know anything, it's that Demetrious leads us to glory, laughter and tears.

Not necessarily in that order and sometimes simultaneously.

In short. We've been dealing with the fallout of all of it. Mostly a nice little discussion with the Higher Brass about everything that's been going on.

Oh and Wainwright apparently figuring out how to ID Abyssals by acoustics.

>>43208737
Godspeed, Lieutenant.

>>43208744
Hmmm. I see false flags on the horizon.

>>43208781
Ah, Miss Arizona. I see you've taken the Admiral's phone again.

... Is he well?
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>>43208737

Could you at least take Sammy with you? It'd be nice for some of the hulls to get off-base for awhile and--wait, this is a stupid train of thought. Don't rope anyone into your madness or it'll make the evening news and break on CNN.
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>>43208751
>>43208688
>>43208655
There can only be one.
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>>43208781

And now they know.

consider us even for shoving me in the drink.
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>>43208777
I write-up is a write-up whether or not its canon, no reason he shouldn't post it
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>>43208777
>Don't post nice smut it taints my immersion
Nigger what. It's good reading
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>>43208731
I'm not 100% in favor of Ari, but I'd choose her over Shoukaku every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

>>43208767
It isn't a Japanese/Western thing. I know a lot of Japanese people who don't support that sort of thing.
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>>43208796
Where are these images of this girl coming from?
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>>43208737
Hate, how can I flatter Yamato in giving me one of her main guns?
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>>43208777
You're just playing into his hands.
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>>43208749
My brother of Lyran descent!
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>>43208796
Her hand is in front of his head. Way to fuck up the shop.
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>>43208815
Boxed set of Space Battleship Yamato 2199
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>>43208811
>It isn't a Japanese/Western thing. I know a lot of Japanese people who don't support that sort of thing.

Then where the fuck were they when shigure was reduced to this.
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>>43208811
>twice on Sundays

Lewd! Where are you going to raise all the pocket battleships you spawn?
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>>43208814
/k/ fell head over heels for something from pixiv
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>>43208814
/k/ found a korean artist on twitter, and had a little fun
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>>43208814

Blame /k/
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>>43208773
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>>43208811
Persons are smart, people are stupid, panicky animals.

Society draws both the best and worst of us. Shoukaku, more so, is the product of the 30s and 40s, desperately trying to make sense of the 2010/2020s and find her place in them.

... Hmm. I may have stumbled unto the answer.
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>>43208846
>>43208844
>>43208840
Awww, how adorable!
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>>43208811
It's been implied that just about everyone on the base treats her like that, not a few isolated cases. Just look at how people cleared out when she entered.
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>>43208794
Did anybody die wise one?

Wainwright found out how to ID aybssals by acoustics... Damn.

>>43208814
That one is Operator-Chan. She is showing up in /k/ I THINK shes from there, Not sure.

>>43208846
>Not having main guy holding perfect Ak-chan.

I sob in Spanish cause of you.
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>>43208773

Nah. I got a better idea.

Just you wait.

Wait, nvm. I won't take pictures. JUST YOU FUCKING IMAGINE.

hmm. maybe i ougghta fucking get one for Iowa, while I'm at it.
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>>43208751
How about transparent parts?
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>>43208872
Parker != Wainwright
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>>43208862

Thats all of them, isnt it. The girls still trying to figure out where they should be.
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>>43208882
How jealous would Iowa be?
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>>43208703
All nice write ups -- thanks for leaving it on a high note!
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>>43208872
No. No one.

... Well, as far as we're aware and within Settle's social and filial sphere.

>>43208888
My mistake, friend. I forget.

By the way, prepare for end of thread.
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>>43208781

Seriously though, girl--fucking 120 feet? Are you planning on building some bizarre fuck apparatus or just a whole lot of bondage play?

>>43208872

>not knowing Lord of Tactical Dynamics Chris Costa
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You guys do know I'm not pixelfag, right?

just throwin that out there, I'm not sure how the fuck people still mix us up.
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>>43208895

I don't fucking know and I don't want to find the fuck out.
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>>43208910
How would Ari use the silk rope in a non-rapey way?

Binding abyssals?
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>>43208810
Fuck off, this is exactly what he does and he helped ruin the ending of a quest, why even defend him?
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>>43208900
..So half a town is most likely dead now. Got it boss.

>>43208910
>Still demands an AK in that mans hands.
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>>43208866

And the donuts cashier.
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>>43208910

>Seriously though, girl--fucking 120 feet? Are you planning on building some bizarre fuck apparatus or just a whole lot of bondage play?

You'd be surprised how fast 120 feet goes, especially if you want all four limbs to, say, abed frame...and, uh, extras.
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Since Goto confirmed that there were actual successes in the Stargate program, how much of luck and curses are real and not just imagined?
Doesn't this, and the emergence of kanmusu and Abyssals, and the spooky thing that the intel spooks found, only reinforce that we need to take another go at the supernatural? But this time, with rigorous science and absolute brutality and ruthlessness to get results.
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>>43208910
You underestimate how much rope bondage requires
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>>43208844
Where can I find more?
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Some more goodies from that artist.
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>>43208961
We need goats.

A lot of goats.
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>>43208882

We need a transparent suit like: >>43208886 for Iowa. or >>43208912
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>>43208936
S U C H T H I R S T
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>>43208947
He's absolutely a faggot but porn doesn't ruin anything ya prude
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>>43208947
Dude, pic related. calm the fuck down. PF is still gonna reap waifuwars tears. Mostly yours it seems.
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>>43208895
My gods, this is all part of a plan by Hate-
>>43208936
-Oh, I guess not. By the way, what would your reaction be if you walked into your...room(it's the former warehouse, right? Or can I not remember things correctly?) and found both of them in their in skintight outfits?

And possibly playing Mario Bros.
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>>43208986
So a Muvluv suit?
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>>43208985
And an Indian cooking crew for some good goat curry.

There's bound to be...losses on the path of scientific endeavor.
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>>43208961
Settle summoned a ship, kind of.

Could he also stare a goat to death?
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>>43208996

Man was not meant to behold such joys in this fucking life, anon.
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>>43208933
ARIZONA

WHEN
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>>43208824
I just got done praising the Archon and masturbating to a picture of a Thunder Hawk.
Feels great man.
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>>43208989
HE IS TRYING TO INFLUENCE THE VOTES
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>>43208882

Better than skintight suits? You're not going Full Zentai, are you Hate?
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>>43208893

If you guys think the IJA ship girls are bad, imagine the IJA ships. Especially considering the notoriety and war crimes of the Imperial Japanese Army.
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>>43209034

Skintights, bare legs + miniskirt?
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>>43208886
Maybe. It depends. Part of the fun of the full suit is leaving some things to imagination. I can get behind a translucent one though.
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>>43209033
Yes, and? What are you a fucking commie who can't appreciate open discourse?
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>>43208407
As crazy as the guy is, the actual ship Enrico Dandolo had an insignificant WW1 career and was later scrapped. If Enrica is around at all she's part of some Abyssal fleet raising hell in the Bosphorus.
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>>43209020
I understand the whole not wanting to mess with a shaman's mojo that the JSDF has, but come one.
Summonings should be attempted in sensor-laden chambers and with the summoner festooned with enough scanners, sub-dermal sensors, and electro-magnetic probes in his fucking brain that he looks like he's a Borg extra from First Contact.
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>>43209033
Now you've just gone full fucking tinfoil hat
I can't take this seriously anymore not like I ever did
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>>43209033
...when he posted the damn thing in reply to planefag calling the vote? I THINK YOU NEED A REFRESHER COURSE ON TEMPORAL CAUSALITY!
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>>43208435
YOU WERE RIGHT
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>>43208587
actually silk rope tends to leave 'burns/slices' after long periods and is rather too smooth for grabbing, it's usually better to use some sort of nylon or something with more give to it.

uh.. not that'd I know. of course.

>select all images with boats
no fuck off captcha
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>>43209034
>those eyes
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When we get our first hospital ship girl will she have a murder boner for killing subs?
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>>43209068
There is one ship girl that fits that bill.
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>>43208893
Yes.

To be more precise, Shoukaku, as we've seen, remains in touch with the past, remembering the city plan of the city before the firebombing for instance and Akihabara in the past. Does this affect her morals and points of view? As we've seen with Shigure, no more than the average Japanese of her time and the modern age.

Still, she tries to fit in with the modern world. She tries to reach out to the outside world. She tries to shed the past to reach the future.

The picture is still incomplete and I dislike making affirmations without full proof corroborating my conclusions.

Partly why I'd like to talk to Shoukaku more. The puzzle puzzles me.

Arizona is far more straightforwards, as befits a Battleship.

>>43208950
Oh, not half a town.

We'd have received distress signals if it was just half a town.
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>>43208435
>the whole mess
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>>43208587
Why do I need silk rope for DND?
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>>43209032
FAPNIR
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>>43208435
WELL I CERTAINLY DIDN'T NEED TO EVER BE ABLE TO USE THESE UNDERPANTS AGAIN THANK YOU SO MUCH!
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>>43209110

I wouldn't fucking know, last time I tried that kinda shit we just used some flexcuffs I had laying around and a couple rolls of electrical tape. I'll make sure Arizona gets the message though, I don't need people telling me Settle's trying to slice his wrists cos she tied him too fucking tight or some shit.
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>>43209073
I dunno, imagine what'd go through a shipgirls head when the first thing she encounters is a fucking Borg drone. At least a kannushi is a familiar sight to a japanese.
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>all this salt

HOPPO TO THE RESCUE!
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>>43209133
Use Rope is the best skill, anon!
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>>43208999
If it wasn't riding up on me, that suit would have been just fine. It seems my sister got the better suit in the end.
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>>43209133
Weighs less than hemp.
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>>43209123

So many people to speak with. So little time.
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is planefag dead?
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>>43209121
Do not lewd the Fruitcake.
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>>43209133
>not knowing the myriad uses of rope, use rope, and rope trick
you must be new here
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More importantly, are we getting KM ships?
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>>43209098
SALT HAS NO NEED TO FOLLOW THE LAWS OF TIME.

>>43209123
>We'd have received distress signals if it was just half a town.

Is this supposed to make me feel better? Cause its not!

>>43209133

Lots of different things. Namely the Dungeon part...
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>>43209172
You can't stop me.
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>>43209165
It is quite distressing. So many interesting songs to hear, so little time.

>>43209170
Falling asleep at this time, I suspect.

>>43209180
It was not. It was meant to be ominous.
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>>43209170
No. This is just normal. He's probably getting drunk as we speak and will collapse in short order. Welcome to KCQ!
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>>43209151
Her name is Akutan you fucking nip
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>>43209170
He's partaking of our salty tears.

>>43209192
That too
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>>43209186
Nope but I can continue to save those images for my shipslut folder
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>>43209150
If they won't then America needs to try.
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>>43209186
>furutaka-class
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>>43209145
It's not exactly slitting but it's similar. It's a lot like getting an enormous series of papercuts that have been carefully lined with salt (due to sweating). A good rope meant for this sort of thing is ever-so-slightly absorbent, smooth enough not to rub, and enough give to it to allow a little bit of flex to keep bloodflow from cutting off.

Silk isn't exactly great at this, but it's a good material for clothes and various things...

Oh yeah, you need to be careful about which position you put someone in. You'd be surprised at what shape the skin on someone's back is in if they lie still and exposed for nearly a day.

That's for long periods. Most people who have handcuffs don't tool around for 4+ hours.
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>>43209178
see
>>43208479
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You know what's fun?
Comparing and contrasting how an author writes about two very similar events in a story. In this case, direct hits to a ship's bridge
http://pastebin.com/sr3N9q5Z
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>>43209198
It is Wednesday... Well, Thursday now.

I expect the end to come before the hour.
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>>43209216
What about for less intricate bondage, where the goal is just to restraint someone?
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>>43209170
Oh, please, it's only been 40 minutes. When he hits an hour, someone will summon him with the TF34 message and he'll either post more or he'll tell us thread over.
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>>43209216
Also never tie directly around joints unless you want to lose a limb, right?
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>>43209216
Hmm. I never quite understood the appeal. On either side.
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>>43209222
It's likely the last post of the night.
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>>43209218
Those are canon, right? Or could pf change his mind?
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>Tying a shipgirls's limbs to her superstructure
>Tying up her guns like those gun porn pics
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So, one thing we can take away from this is that we need more admirals as of some time yesterday. We are officially past the point where caution over what personnel to allow near the shipgirls is excessive and heading into the realm where it's actively fucking us.

If the CNO or whatever doesn't like it, ask if he'd rather have a shipgirl go abyssal at some point in the distant future when an admiral fucks up or have a shipgirl go abyssal in the near future when some issue we flat-out don't have sufficient staff to address tips her over the edge.
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>>43209262
So far, all of Navyfag's writeups are canon
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>>43209262
anything Navyfag does is canon
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Fap Angle must be smirking like a huge faggot by now
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373/10 would protect
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>>43209210
Fuck you, the WG devs fucked them up by not giving them their 1939 refit which turned them into Aoba class more or less.
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Oh wow...

Was THAT what was on the phone?

Settle listened to the sound of death for over a minute and basically told the reaper to fuck off?

Wow.
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>>43209260
Yes, that's what I said.

>>43209293
That and falling asleep.

The man does need his sleep. As do I.
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After clapping your hand on Arizona's shoulder and introducing her to the Pantheon of Olympus as your Designated Bodyguard, you can't very well send Arizona home like a child who's presence is no longer desired. So you give her phone a ring, and after she taps the mic twice to acknowledge picking up you call her to your office.

There is a *tremendous* amount of Paperwork awaiting your attention, and your goddamn inbox is chock full of Urgent Messages. You repress the urge to soak your desktop in fire and set the fucking computer alight, and begin the laborious process of working your way through it, top to bottom. A great many documents are various things from Your Staff, the unseen crew of pencil pushers that filter a great deal of this shit before it even reaches you. You haven't even gone to visit them, something you'd have never imagined you doing before, but with... well, the constant rain of fuckups, disasters and combats that have marked your short tenure at Yokosuka... yeah. Yeah, you're sure they understand.

Arizona is sitting in a spare chair on the other side of your desk, sorting through a big bin of letters you asked Hate to send over. He was more than happy to share his burden. They're mostly fan letters from Japanese admirers to their shipgirl waifus. Arizona slices open envelope after envelope, scanning them quickly and disposing with about a quarter of them with a small, disgusted quirk of her mouth. You're about halfway through your e-mail backlog when you notice her glancing up at you every now and then, out of the corner of your eye. Toggling the lever on your chair, you try to sink a little lower behind your computer monitor to avoid her gaze.

There's nothing to it, you think. But Goto's words about Kongou keep circling in your mind uneasily.
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>>43209284
Does it have to be an admiral? Who leads a small carrier task force? It is not a fully admiral is it?
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>>43209295
This

Post-refit Furry Turkeys were damn solid.

They were actually a touch better than the Aobas because they incorporated more practical experience into the redesign, too.
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>>43209294
10/10 would protect and daughteru.
Now if only Edsall weren't as lewd.
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Hours later find the sun's long rays slanting through the blinds louvers, casting barred shadows on the opposite wall. Arizona seems to be reading the same letter over and over now, and you're slowly pecking out a reply to yet another e-mail requiring your special e-stamp. For the tenth time you alt-tab to a different application.

Arizona sets her letter down with a flourish and raises one eyebrow, expressing her doubt that you're doing work.

You chortle, raising your hands in surrender. “Dwarf Fortress.”

She cocks her head, inquisitive.

“Terribly. Dwarven effectiveness is mostly dependent on booze and whore supply, and the instant I start to see them as sailors - well, I usually need to start a new fort pretty soon.”

Arizona smiles and seems to laugh in that quiet way of hers. She stretches, raising balled hands overhead as she closes her eyes and stretches out her legs. You catch yourself staring a little too much and look away before she finishes and catches you gaping.

You turn your wrist over to check the time. “It's almost twelve-hundred hours, kiddo. Why don't you head home?”

She pouts and crosses her arms.

“I promise I'll call the motor pool for a ride.”

She quirks an eyebrow.

“No, I don't have *a* driver, but I do have *drivers.* It's wartime, hon, they always have a few people on duty.”

She looks dubious.

“Honest Injun. Some of the old crusty Marine chieftans are telling their young braves that The Bush Times have returned, and they'd best appreciate them ere the Winter of Our Peaceful Discontent returns with shitty MREs and no new guns.”

Arizona gives you a bright smile at that - she always seems to appreciate your humor.

... even when the jokes aren't funny, which is all the time. Still, she waves goodbye all the time and leaves you in peace, closing the door behind her gently and carefully.
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>>43209231
Use a pair of fucking handcuffs, preferably leather-padded. Going through the effort of ropes usually isn't worth the effort.

>>43209241
Depends on how long you leave it and they way you go about it; generally, yeah, it's more like lashing.

>>43209258
Some people like being restrained

Some people won't hold fucking still long enough for me to do things to them holy shit stop wiggling yes I know it feels good you keep kicking me in the stomach alright your legs are getting strapped down toooHOLDSTILLGORDMATTI
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>>43209295
>implying I was talking about world of warships
there are three proper classes of heavy cruiser: Northampton, Portland, and New Orleans.
Failing that, the Myoko and Mogami are also acceptable.
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You count to ten to make sure she's out of earshot, and pick up the phone. It hasn't finished the first ring before you hear a familiar voice on the other end.

“You asshole I've been calling you all day-”

“Wainright,” you grumble wearily. “I've had a shitty fucking day, so this had better be good.”

“Naka's not healing right,” he says without preamble.

You sit bolt-upright in your chair, the springs creaking slightly. “The hell?”

“She's not *healing* right,” Wainwright stresses, his voice strained.

“But she's out of the wheelchair and-”

“Not fast enough,” Wainwright repeats. “Not nearly fast enough. You saw Shiranui - it hasn't been two full days and she's already walking around and threatening to punt Kitakami's ass like a field goal. After getting blown half to hell, no less. Naka's just not healing fast enough, not for a shipgirl. And I've seen my share of nasty damage.”

You feel a hard, cold pit sinking into your stomach. “What are you telling me, Wainwright?”

“I don't know,” he says, the panic and frustration and fear evident in his voice. “I... I don't know. Something's wrong with her, but I'll be damned if I can tell you what.”

Goto's word's echo through your skull again - *we don't understand the rules.*
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>>43209345
CUTE
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>>43209355
I laughed way too hard at that.
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>>43209355
We will not be Bound.

>>43209345
A nice moment.
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>>43209364
Admiral Hipper, York and County would like a word with you.
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>>43209345
She really is going to turn out like Kongou... man i hope the waifufags like turning their waifu into a suicidal cock-crazed slut then.
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>>43209386
FUCK
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>>43209397
It's mostly a domination/submission thing. Half it is in the mind, the other half is some people like being held down and yanking on something.
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>>43209355
>Some people won't hold fucking still long enough for me to do things to them holy shit stop wiggling yes I know it feels good you keep kicking me in the stomach alright your legs are getting strapped down toooHOLDSTILLGORDMATTI

I am riding the Balmer peak right now and I laughed so hard i have five dogs dancing around me right now like WHATS UP wow
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>>43209386
>Goto's word's echo through your skull again - *we don't understand the rules.*
And this is the perfect way the cap the thread!
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“And there's nothing I can do,” you fill in, “but you want me to know. So I'm aware.”

“Well, I... I guess,” Wainwright says. “I thought maybe some paid leave would do her good, but they've got this big concert coming up or something and she damn near bit my hand off when I suggested she postpone it and...” he sighs, sounding defeated. “I don't *know,* Settle.”

“I'll keep it in mind,” you tell him. “Thanks for telling me.”

He says goodbye, still sounding upset and worried, and you hang up the phone. The muted click of the receiver is crisp and distinct in the dusty room - it's still filled with boxes you had sent over from your little apartment, but there's no shelves to put the numerous history books on. When Harder returns his loaners it'll be even messier in here.

You recline in your chair and sigh as you alt-tab away from your luckless dwarves and back to the web browser, where Naka's last message to you is still waiting.

“Swing by,” you muse. You rub your face miserably, and wonder if you should bring up the issue with your orange-striped secretary.

[ ] Ask her about it.
[ ] Let it ride
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>>43209364
Baltimore and Takao class say you're dead wrong.

Mogamis were unlucky as fuck and top heavy as shit to boot, especially after the 8" refits.

My home town had a N.Hampton named after it, she was an Atlantic ship though, carted Roosevelt around for a bit. (which means yes she had a tub)
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>>43209321
Dammit this Ari image is adorable.
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>>43209407
If feelty wasnt fucking influencing the quest this wouldnt be happening
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>>43209386

Right, we need to sit down with Naka with a big fat "How can we help", and WORK THROUGH THIS SHIT.

We don't know the rules? Then let's make up our own fucking rules until something works.

>>43209437
>[X] Ask her about it.

SWING THE FUCK BY.
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>>43209429
>cap the thread


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I MISSED LIKE FOUR FUCKING SCHEDULED THREADS

AND I PROMISED THE CRUNCHBERRY

CRUNCHBERRY GETS


WHAT

CRUNCHBERRY

FUKKIN


WAAAAAAAAAANTS
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>>43209437
>[X] Ask her about it.
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>>43209437
>[ ] Ask her about it.

This is in the wake of Into the Deep.

This girl is probably drinking herself into a hole. Bring Backup.

[x] PING HARDER
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>>43209437
>[ ] Ask her about it.
Gotta do what we can.
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>>43209437
>[x] Let it ride
Let it ride for now. we have other shit to be dealing with.
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>>43209437
>[ ] Ask her about it.
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>>43209437
[X] Ask her about it.
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>>43209437
>[ ] Ask her about it.
Time for us to be proactive. Even if all we want to do is sleep, eat donuts and stare at shipsluts all the day long.
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>>43209437
>[ ] Let it ride
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>>43209386
That... is not good at all.

>>43209437
Hmm.

[X] Ask her about it.

We have to try, I suppose.
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>>43209442

She can be when she's not being all silent guardian i am the night 35000 tons of diplomacy bullshit.

which is fucking rare, but it happens.
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>>43209437
>[X] Ask her about it.
Naka needs the power of Harder's D.
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>>43209437
>[ ] Ask her about it.

>>43209453
God bless you planefag
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>>43209437
>[ ] Ask her about it.
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>>43209437
>[ ] Ask her about it.
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>>43209443
Look saltfag, you would just do the same fucking shit to whatever waifu you are into, so fuck off.
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>>43209456
Which backup is good?

Ari is Ok because she tells no tales. Who else? Not Shokaku.
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>>43209437
>[ ] Ask her about it.
>>43209453
OH SNAP! I better get a red bull for this. I'm do damn lazy to set up another pot of coffee.
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>>43209437
>[ ] Ask her about it.
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>[X] Ask her about it.
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>>43209437
>other
Bring up her drinking during the battle and all through the night. She was still drunk and out-of-it when we had her sorting propaganda pictures. What's eating her? See if we can coax it out of her without being a blunt hammer.
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>>43209437
>[ ] Ask her about it.
NOT talking about these things is what resulted in the mess with Shigure, as Goto pointed out at the start of the thread. Naka needs to talk to somebody.
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>>43209437
>[X] Ask her about it.
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>>43209437
[X] Ask her about it.

Maybe see if the possibility of manifesting her hull for a full refit cheers her up.
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>>43209437
>Ask her about it
Remember folks- Naka is fucking JELLY AS HELL at all the attention our girls are getting. She's probably gonna be an Emi-ish bitch and play it off but it's importat and I for one care about her.

And with that I can drive home. See y'all on the other side
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welp, i really need to sleep for work. i'll leave the rest in everyones capable hands. i assume i'll wake up to another cupcake fiasko
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>>43209437
>[ ] Ask her about it.
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>>43209437
>[x] Ask her about it.
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>>43209482
I said harder but shoukaku would actually be fine.

She obviously respects shou enough to put her forward as a secretary candidate last time. She might be able to help.
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>>43209508
>>43209453
...or rather see y'all in a couple hours for the rest of the ride
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>>43209484
>OH SNAP! I better get a red bull for this. I'm do damn lazy to set up another pot of coffee.

like bru you don't even know my grandmother had a fucking keriug and what the fuck is twith these they are for fucking hipsters that drink like two cups a fucking day

fuck i drink two pots an hour fuck the retards who made this little POS
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>>43209437
>[ ] Ask her about it.

Otherwise I'm pretty sure we'll never find out.

>>43209453

Shine on, you crazy diamond!
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>>43209437
>[ ] Ask her about it.

captcha is lakes or oceans, fuck you captcha
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>>43209529
A good point. Harder and Shoukaku would be good back-ups to have here.
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>>43209508
Good point. The attention she craved from Teetoku. And we need her in optimal functioning capacity as our secretary. Maybe she can process most of our "urgent" paperwork if we set her right.
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>>43209437
>[X] Ask her about it.

It's that damn Japanese over-politeness. "I don't want bother other people with my problems." Girl, this affects your ability to do your job, your fucking CO deserves to know about it.
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>everyone voting for ASK HER ABOUT IT

of course you did you're gonna stick your dick into that hornets nest of lies and issues and denial like imagine the narrow end of a traffic cone but now filled with razors and you jusut all voted to HUMP that shit

I should drink more often it encourages me not kid glovign the vote options and then this happens WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BUT FUCK IT TIME FOR A *GUEST STAR*

votes

called

yuea
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>>43209534

You calling me a hipster, aeroqueer? I swear to god I'll stomp you in every dick you own.
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>>43209437
SO I HEARD YOU'RE HEALING LIKE A HUMIE, NAKA. WHY'S THAT NAKA? DON'T WANNA BE A SHIPGIRL ANYMORE?
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>>43209561
looks like sendai is gonna show up and shove settles head up his ass.
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>>43209568

ONLY IF YOU SPENT YOUR OWN MONEY ON IT, TURBOFAG
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>>43209561
All in baby!
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>>43209561
THE BEST WAY OUT OF A PROBLEM IS THROUGH IT
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>>43209561
Pretending like you won't berate us for whichever path we take Planefag?
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>[ ] Ask her about it.

As much as this could be us sticking our dick into the blender, we should at least see if we can try and make her feel better.

Also

SHOKAKU
WHEN
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[X] Let it ride

We know, and we can act accordingly without making her feel like we're riding her for not doing enough.
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>>43209437
>[ ] Ask her about it.
>>43209456
And bring Harder. The two of them have been getting along well.
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>>43209568
I do think he just did.

>>43209583
I'm... not quite sure what that exchange means, however.
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Not sure she will actually appreciate Harder being there knowing her issues.
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>>43209534
>two pots an hour

PF, that hardly sounds healthy. That is, like, ulcers and acid reflex unhealthy, caffeine dependence and sleep deprivation unhealthy.
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>>43209584
>Well? What is it?
hahahahahaha
>>43209561
Of course we are. When has settle shown himself to not go mucking about in business he probably shouldn't?
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>>43209561
...just how in the FUCK are you surprised? When you give anon the shiny toys and tell him that something with their shiny toy is broken they are going to try and fix it.
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