Kobold Thread

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>>36780186

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>>36780186

Know what they have done to your land, to your HOME! Hatchlings butchered in their beds, mothers cut down as they screamed for mercy! Remember, great Comrade Steeltooth's orders: NOT. ONE. STEP. BACKWARDS! You will be well equipped for the battles that lie ahead. You will have food, water, weapons and plenty of ammunition. What did you suppose the Gnomes have?

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>>36780232

Nothing! Their supply lines are stretched too thin; their dash to our home has left them without the strength to bring us a proper fight. With our superior strength and numbers, and our boundless courage, victory is ours! We shall stop the fascist invaders there - at Steelhold!

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>>36780253
>>36780232
>>36780186

>Union of Protected Kobold Republics
>soviet kobolds
>comrade Steeltooth

I like this. I like it a lot.

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Kobolds? Where? I don't see any kobolds!

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Bump

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Anyone got a purple kobold?

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>>36783410

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>>36780186
I'm telling you, Imperial Chinese. Replace the Emperor with whatever dragon they've rallied around.

But maybe we can compromise at 'ChiComms'.

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>>36783488

>>36783528
almost exactly what I think my guy looks like. Thank you so much good sir!

>>36783488
My favorite rendition is the bumbling, innocently-obnoxious-yet-still-adorable cutebolds from DF. Because of this I'm also kind of partial to dogbolds (kibbolds?)

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>>36783488
We can coexist as long as you don't have a cow about dragonborn/lizardfolk/halfdragon tits.

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>>36783488
I kind of want to see a dragonwrought kobold with defined chest bumps made up of the muscles for both their arms and their wings. Being annoyed everyone thinks he's female because they look like small breasts.

But then I'm easily amused.

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>>36783835
IT'S TOO LATE

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>>36783758
The former can be transformed from other races, the latter can be half breasted being. Lizardfolk make no sense.SO HOW BOUT THEM KOBOLDS HUH?

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>>36783893
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

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>>36783916
IT'S HAPPENING

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What can kobolds eat? As in, compared to a standard human, what notable discrepencies are there?
Lactose-intolerant?

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>>36783953

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I hope they can eat chocolate. No race should be without chocolate.

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>>36784004

HA HA! I DO BELIEVE ITS TIME TO POST THIS AGAIN!

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>>36784059
You just had to go there. Not something like pondering spicy foods, or if they eat organs like the brain, or even stuff like the edibility of poisonous mushroom.
You just had to fucking go there. Again. You shit.

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>>36784059
That's lewd.

>>36784059
So kobolds are awesome giving the head?

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>>36784118

>>36784151

to be fair, that is actual offical pathfinder material from Kobolds of Golarion.

Though I doubt they had as filthy a mind as their readers.

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>>36784151
...damnit it shouldn't be funny. But it is. I can't stay mad, it's the internet after all.

>>36784118
The logic behind this dirty mind misunderstood is flawed for a reason.
If chromatic dragons had blow jobs everyday they wouldn't too relaxed for worry about world domination or any evil conspiracy as per usual.

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>>36784059
Brotein made me stronk!!!

>>36784059

Damn, I laughed hysterically at this.

>>36784344
Imagine the mechanical applications of kobolds blow job skills.
A party in the wilderness haves to take care of daily rations except the kobold of the group, as far as there is males he can obtain his daily "ration". Also this will save money in brothels as the other party members will be too dry for feel the urge to relief.

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>>36784339

>>36784298

>so all the evil chromatic dragons PCs have to deal with are female and 'moody'?

>>36785047
Pretty much.
However they would be easily beaten by a PC with high charisma and a good amount of ranks in diplomacy.

>>36784339
>Zyzzbold, Tinybold, Scoobold....

Welcome to Dungeon/fit/!
No homold

>>36784118
I take it for granted that they would.
Not eating the organs such as brain, intestines and so on and so forth is a thing only us very well off people of the west get to opt out of and even then it's a very modern trend.

>>36785579
Our lord and master.

>>36785579
>Be a kobold bard
"Oh, aren't you cute?"
>Let female humanoid hug you and pet you
>Female humanoid finds you are big were it counts
"So, want to go to a more comfortable place in which I can tell you the secret about kobold's second tail?"

>>36785721

Kobolds are reptilian.

So techically it would be tail(s)

>>36785787
-My liege we have theories that the princess may had lost her virginity at the hands of two humanoids of great dimensions, minotaurs or ogres most likely.
-By the horns of Erastyl! Purge my lands of those pests! Has the princess said something?
-No my liege, she seems to be still in some sort of...eh...mystical bli...coma.
-My poor child, how this could happened in my very own castle? The most secure fortress in the whole island! Dracbait, my faithful kobold cavalier, will you guard the innocence of my other daughter?
-Don't despair my lord, no humanoid of great size will put a hand on her silky alabaster skin.

Since reptiles have no reason to have breasts, female lizardfolk and kobolds should have killer thighs.

>>36786048

see

>>36785699

>Hide in plain sight.

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>>36786048

>>36786048
>>36785699


Delicious egg laying hips.

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>>36785984

>kobold cavalier

>>36783488
ive always been more interested in the gnome hating side of things

one day i hope to have all the material detailing the animosity between the 2 races

which is odd because gnomes are one of my favourite races (well more accurately garl glitter gold is my favourite deity i tend to play humans still)

>>36786246
"I can't understand why someone could bang a kobold. I mean, a halfling? Sure. A gnome? Too. Even a dwarf, but a kobold?"
>New member joins the party, female kobold rogue
>Dem fucking huge hips, dem turgid round and firm scale covered butt
>Wiggles it each time she disables a trap
>Have to be around to protect her from wandering monsters as she does her work
>She looks at me like if she knew something I don't
>Start having wet dreams
No! This can't be! I can't desire bang a kobold girl!

>>36786048
this seems like a fair comprimise

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>>36785721
>>36785787
>>36785984

Someone call the Scaly Spelunking Service? Pipes, plumbing, and spouts, no matter the hole, we scope it out.

>>36784272
that it is anon that it is

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>>36786488
>>36780289

WAAAAAAITAMINUTE.

>>36786488
"Snorri, you being a dwarf and therefore had dealt with humans more often than I, care to explain me why the duchess was so nervous when I was around the throne room? She even told one of her maids to provide me with halfling pants and stop using my loincloth"
"Lets say she has realized why the adjective little can't be applied to kobolds"
>Dorf laughs

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>>36786463

You anon, need to make that, using this.

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>>36786785

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How did this thread get so far without this image, its pretty much obligatory by this point.

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>>36786945
>that scoliosis

>>36786939
>>36785721
>>36785984
Didn't it say somewhere in Races of the Earth or Races of the Dragon that Kobolds only copulate for procreation?

>>36787031
oh i have scoliosis its mild but i have it

although it looks more to me like her back bends backwards i thought scoliosis was when it bent to the sides

>>36786939
oh god you made me feel

>>36787209
Weaver made you feel.

>>36787278

That doesn't look like Weaver's style at all

Except for, y'know, Cutebold

>>36788147
It's him. The image is just ancient.

>>36786205
disturbingly adorable

>>36784241
Paizo? Creators of the TTRPG where every other monster wants to rape you? I'm pretty sure they were snickering when they wrote those lines.

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Could post kobolds, but I posted basically all of mine that I didn't get from the thread last night, in the thread last night.

You know what I like the most about kobolds?

They always try.

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>>36786019
I used to like gnomes before this author. Then that one fucking gnome ruined the entire race for me.

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>>36793577
So is that book any good?

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>>36794265
I enjoyed it enough that I preordered the next one coming out in January.

The first book is free for Kindle. It's called Ren of Atikala.

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>>36794343
All right, cool. Just got it. Too bad Ren's not male. Any male kobold main characters in the book?

>>36794393
Yeah, Khavi, is male, they travel together.
Together they perform the constant struggle between "let's try diplomacy"and "I stab it with my sword"

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>>36794510
Neat!

>>36794579
> casts fireball

>>36793577
What book?

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These guys had strength of 9 and 10 respectively, for kobolds that meant they were built like olympic athletes.

No wonder they were good at seducing big awkward mammals.

>>36795093
>>36794343
There ya go chum

>>36785185
>to kill Zyzzbold, you must trick him into doing cardio

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Teegee feels particularly fetishy today.

>>36784339
This is how a STR16 kobold looks like.

>>36784004
>What can kobolds eat?

Kobolds in folklore ate silver and turned it into cobalt. This can be used to explain kobold attacks on people, they want their silver to eat it without having to mine.

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I am wizard

>>36799199
The DA of this picture ruins it.

>>36794564
>birthday-snack.jpg

>>36799667
DA?

>>36799991
Deviantart.
A derogatory term for images.

>>36800119
As in the style is deivantart-esque? Or da did something to it that ruined it?

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>>36800119
Oh. Is it because it's full of people's OCs?

>>36800165
>>36800177
Dreadful character design and composition.

>>36796686

read everyday.

>>36800177

That dragons totaly coping a feel.

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>>36800313
He likes it when he's brought nice things.

>>36800329
>fighting with a loaf of bread
Aladdin the kobold? Is that you?

>>36800329
>>36800177
>>36800313

You know, I think theres a pearl joke in there somewhere.

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Wish there was more kobold storys that involved snuggling together for body heat.

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>>36801846

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>>36801846
clearly that's why halfdragons are so desirable to kobolds

>>36802047
Male or female?

>>36802088

Could be either.

>>36802088

Have to get inside his/her pants to find out anon.

>>36800313
Maybe he knows of >>36784059?

>>36802217

If that dragons a 'he'

>>36802015
I'd cuddle up tight to her for warmth.
pls no tailbarbs

>>36802192
Too muscular for a kobold.

>>36802275
>shoulderpad
I love it almost as much as the one with the shield.

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>>36801846

Needs more cold blooded reptile snuggling

>>36799199

The second kobold from left to right.

The one floating in the air with the green trim and the staff?

That is the kobold from that porn comic.

>>36802704
If you say so.

>>36802704
That's because it's the donut steel of the person who paid the guy to make the comic.

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>>36802316

>>36803057
Thank you.

ITT: 1/3 kobold and reptilefolk art suitable for character art, 2/3 fetish art

>>36803104
Welcome to /tg/. Your math seems to be off.

Now I am craving to play a gay kobold who wants to bang human adventurers' butts.

>>36803212
Are you yourself gay?
Just curious.

>>36803212

Why not a gay kobold size queen power bottoom who wants to ride the half-Orc like a pony?

>>36803367
Because that's doublegay.

>>36803367
>not a twink kobold sorcerer who wants the bara dwarf paladin's hammer to punish his sacred passage
Get gud

>>36803367
Nah, I preffer the idea of a small kobold being top of a huge guy.

>>36803742
>small dom big sub

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>>36803499
> not a trap kabold that acts all snugly and cuddly until it gets the paladin tied up and then goes dom on his ass

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>>36802704
Well, yeah. All of those kobolds are OCs.

>>36780186
>There will be no mercy for the enemy!

Famous last words.

>>36780186
Your sign reads as kopalt not kobold. that is all

>>36803212
>>36803367
>>36803499
>Bioware_gay_character_brainstorming.jpg

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>>36805405
I wish.

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> Wizards of the Coast posting comics about each type of dragon
> one for greens has a family tree for all dragons
> kobolds nowhere to be found

>>36805606
Well, neither are Dragonborn.

>>36805606
where?

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>>36805606
I don't see the problem.

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Well I tried.

why do the mods hate that tubby kabold?

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>>36810146
It looks cute anon. I like it. Although for some reason the bard reminded me of Sweeny Todd.

>why do the mods hate that tubby kobold?
Yea, it's weird they deleted it. I don't like it, but it doesn't seem to be breaking any rules.

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You know, I actually had a weird daydream about an Imperial Guard squad that got stuck on a fantasy planet where they ran into a tribe of helpful kobolds.

They think that they dragged one of their wounded off for nefarious purposes but it was really just making sure he/she got proper medical care from their alchemist because they were in danger of dying.

Not sure where to take it from there... just this silly idea that popped into my head because I like my kobolds being all operator and competent and stuff. And I like having all kinds of little herbal and alchemical playthings and cures.

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>>36811214
It sounds really cute!

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I'm looking for the Beta Rules of no country for old kobolds. Anybody here has access to the files? I missed the kickstarter...

>>36787163
Within committed monogamous relationships, with the lights off, in the missionary position

>>36811294
Yeah, gun wielding kobolds are no joke! Their racial class, Bushwacker, is an insanely scary little commando build. Give them some las-carbines and you're in for a world of pain!

I was thinking they would team up after the imperials are stuck there for a while, overcome the language barrier, get to know each other a little, fun times.

Maybe fight some badguys together.

I don't know how the Imperium would respond to meeting a race who legitimately want to be good allies. Not like the Tau who claim to be nice and friendly but are expansionist dicks, a race who's really just... good guys.

Half the issue in 40k is that all the aliens are dicks who attack humanity until they're so jaded they just shoot on sight.

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>>36811625
L-LEWD

>>36805386
kopat. there is no L

Can we get more kobold propaganda posters like in the OP? those were grand.

>>36812075
>>36805386

"копать" to dig, to cut, to scoop, to shovel.

>>36812171

It should probably use the imperative "копай!" instead.

>>36812506
Are you sure that isn't an intelligent deathclaw?

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>>36812551
I know that deathclaws are from Fallout, but I don't get the joke.

>>36812596
In fallout 2, there was a vault filled with hyper-intelligent Deathclaws. They were about as smart as normal humans, despite being 12-foot-tall reptilian killing machines. One in particular, who could join your party, always wore a big billowing robe. The kobold on the left resembles him.

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>>36812656
Ah, okay.

>>36812670
Don't think he had such a snazzy belt though. (I think the robe was to keep people from freaking out when they saw him.)

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>>36812703
>I think the robe was to keep people from freaking out when they saw him.
Yeah, probably. He sounds cute, though.

>>36812722
Insofar as eight-foot death machines are, very.

inb4 Chosen One/deathclaw shipping
Wish I could remember his name.

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>>36812745
>inb4 Chosen One/deathclaw shipping
Sounds good to me!

>>36810848
whatever reason they have for it it was grounds for a ban. So I guess I'm on my phone only until tomorrow

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>>36812786
I don't have the appropriate screencap anymore, but it's occurred on /tg/ before.
Not that that should surprise anyone.

>>36812745
>Wish I could remember his name.

Goris.

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>>36812999
>Goris.
That's a cute name.

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>>36786945
>>36787031

>>36783953
Oh god I'm in love...

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>>36813085
That dragon...
>“Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?”

>>36813125
>not sure if lewd.jpg

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>>36783410
A game about a kobold detective sounds really fun.

>>36813226
>not sure if lewd.jpg
You and I both know the answer to that.

>>36813226
I always liked that one.

Practically same species as >>36802047.

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Hows about frilled-neck Kobolds?

My next character, going with a weird achient Egyptian theme that will come out on a later stage

>>36813500
Looks cool, do the frills pop out to the sides like that one spitting raptor from jurassic Park during intimidation checks?

>>36813633
It is an aggressive stance thing so anytime she is threatened or trying to threaten someone off.

>>36780253
>Steelhold
>The Bay12 community for that wound up getting overrun by vampires after shennanigans
>mfw

>>36812506
I thought the file name said " kobold mama" and started imagining a poor single kobold mother fighting in illegal underground arenas to support her children

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>>36815984
I think I might have a new character. Urban ex-guard kobold single mom who turned to joining dungeon delving and tomb robbing expeditions for coin for her hatchlings.
I just know I'll get a DM who kills off backstory NPCs if I ever play her.

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I'm seriously thinking about making a martial (warrior not rogue) Kobold for a Pathfinder campaign. Is is doable? Or is it a lost cause?

If it can work can I get some advice on building him? Or any good resources?

pic related

Anyone have kobolds ate my baby?

>>36821835
Might be in the pdf-share thread here >>36778172

>>36820311
Make a Dex-focused Fighter. Use ranged weapons and finesse weapons like Rapiers.

>>36820311
Just make sure to request stealing the Roll With It feat from Goblins.

I know nothing else of Pathfinder.

>>36813076

Thaaaaat's the one.

10/10 would cuddle.

>>36820311
Look into the swashbuckler class, and use a rapier, you replace your strength bonus with dex, tons of fun and very powerful.

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>>36812431
Like this?

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Seems to be quite a few gun-using kobold images. How are they at gun-slinging?

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>>36821835
I have your back friend!

>>36823497
Thanks a bunch

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>>36822888
>increased dex ->improved ranged attack skills
>improved crafting skills ->superior skill at using/servicing complex equipment

They'd be vicious. Worse than the VC.

>>36813076
I don't see any difference. Someone point it out to me, because I appear to be blind.
Also, we need more fantasy races as commies. And nazis. And Military Juntas. King, queen, warlord, council of elders, it's all been done to death by this point.

>>36827638
Look at her back.

>>36827638
The original had broken spine syndrome. The edit makes it look like a normal back.

>>36827638

Well, plenty of fantasy races are communists, i would say. There are not a lot that are outright Soviet though. I can see it for kobolds.

>kobold army is the Red Army
>so called because they paint their scales red to appear as a single mass of uniform soldiers
>very intimidating and helps prevent the enemy from spotting officers
>service is mandatory; at the end of your tour you can wash the paint off if you are mustered out
>but if you've been in long enough the paint has rubbed in permanently where the helmet strap sits on the neck
>all kobolds bear this mark as a symbol of service and pride. those who lack it have left the army before completing their tour, and are shunned as cowards and defeatists.

>>36780186
fuck kobolds and their dumb ass stuff

>>36828321
you sound like a gnome

>>36828705
fuck gnomes too

I'm not a gnome

>>36828746
>>36828321

Gnome detected.

>>36787163
Ah, but they cuddle for love

I want to tickle an angry kobold

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>>36831238
That seems like a bad idea.

>>36831465
>goooooood morning vietnam!

>>36802307
Have you even seen 5e kobolds now? Swole as hell

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>>36780186

Kobold Stalin.

Excerpt from November 7, 1941
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Hunger and poverty reign in Gnomeland. In four and a half months of war Gnomeland has lost four and a half million soldiers. Gnomelamd is bleeding white; her manpower is giving out. A spirit of revolt is gaining possession not only of the nations of Europa under the Gnomish invaders' yoke, but of the Gnomish themselves, who see no end to the war.

The Gnomish invaders are straining their last forces. There is no doubt that Gnomeland cannot keep up such an effort for any long time. Another few months, another half year, one year perhaps-and Gnomeland must collapse under the weight of its own crimes.

Comrades, Red Army and Red Navy men, commanders and political instructors, men and women guerrillas!

The whole world is looking to you as a force capable of destroying the brigand hordes of Gnomish invaders. The enslaved peoples of Europa under the yoke of the Gnomish invaders are looking to you as their liberators. A great mission of liberation has fallen to your lot.

Be worthy of this mission! The war you are waging is a war of liberation, a just war. Let the heroic images of our great ancestors inspire you in this war!

Let the victorious banner fly over your heads!

Utter destruction to the Gnomish invaders!

Death to the Gnomish armies of occupation!

Long live our glorious motherland, her freedom and her independence!

Under the banner-onward to victory!

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wip

>>36834737
Lookin stylish

>>36831465
'GOOOOD MORNING ABEIR TORIL!
This is your host, DJ Dragontongue, as always. To start us off I've got the latest hit single from the Eleminimalists, "Suck it, Volo". After that it's the weather with everyone's favorite Blue Dragon, Thesalynth, and then we'll rock your morning with one hour of uninterrupted Bardsong. And remember to stay tuned after that for the morning news. But now, "SUCK IT VOLO!" '

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>>36836297
I'd listen to a kobold radio show every day.

>>36827697
>>36827801
Ah, Now I see it.

Ah, darn. The image limit was reached.

>>36815395

>come hither eyes

Oh yes