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Let's play chess, /tg/. I'll start: 1. e4

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Let's play chess, /tg/. I'll start:

1. e4
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>>33740058
2. Resigns.
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Does nobody on /tg/ like chess? I never see chess threads on here.
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>>33740201
Lousy fluff
Unbalanced units
Poor conversion opportunities
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>>33740268

>unbalanced units

w-what? You and your opponent have the same pieces, how is it unbalanced?
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>>33740268
this
its shit
and I'm not just saying that because I lost to my 12 year old sister earlier today
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>>33740058
1...e5 offering draw
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>>33740378
If you don't understand how badly OP the White army is, we can't help you.
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>>33740410

2. Nf3

Draw declined
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>>33740543
2. Nf6
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>>33740543
I declare stalemate. There are no legal moves.
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>>33740562
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>>33740643
3.Qe7
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>>33740896

4. d4
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>>33741017
d6
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>>33741138
5. Nf3
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>>33741159
Qxe4#
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>>33741175

You mean Qxe4+ right? A # means checkmate, + means check.

6. Be2
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>>33741211
Ah you're right. Be7.
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>>33741341

7. 0-0
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>>33741432
Ditto
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>>33741432
Activate alpha protocol, flanking tactics.
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>>33741467

8. Re1
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>>33741488
Crusade.

Now what?
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>>33741520
8.Qg6
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>>33741554

9. Nc3
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>>33741613
9.Nh5
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>>33741549
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>>33741659

10. Bd3
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>>33741743
10.F5
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>>33741743
Er... 10.f5 that is
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>>33741783
>>33741801

11. Bc4+
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>>33741826
11. Kh8
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>>33741844

12. Rxe7
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>>33741704
Large straight.
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>>33741864
12. f4
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>>33741894

13. Rxc7
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>>33741974
13. Bh2
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>>33742006
13. Bh3, sorry.
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>>33741867
Uh, Yatzhee is played with 5 die. . .
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>>33742006
>>33742019

14. Bf1
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>>33742059
Wait i fucked up the diagram oops

Here's the real one
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>>33742079
14. Nc6
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>>33742114

15. Rxb7
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>>33742025
Which is exactly why they'll never expect it!
Not that, and not us, the Spanish Inquisition!
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>>33742153
15. Ra8-e8.
Not sure the proper formatting on that one
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Gentlemen.
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>>33742200

16. d5

Also, the correct format would be 14. Rae8
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>>33742250
16. Ne5
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>>33742270

17. Rxa7
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>>33742305
17. Nxf3+
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>>33742305

oops, i forgot the diagram for that one. my bad


>>33742343

18. Qxf3
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>>33742374
18. Rf1
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>>33742374
How has this not devolved into complete absurdity? I'm disappointed in you /tg/.
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>>33742374
wtf happened to this game?

Re1 dude
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>>33742393

You mean Re1?

19. Qxh3
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>>33742416
duh...

Rxf1
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>>33742416
20. f3
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1. a3

Who's gonna argue that black loses?
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>>33742442

20. g3
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>>33742471
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>>33742485
I can't go on with this charade anymore, gg.
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>>33742485
Nf4
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>>33742499
Come on man, we've got pins out our ass here.
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>>33742499

gg. That was pretty fun

>>33742507

21. Bxf4 if you wanna keep going
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>>33742568
Rxa1
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Plague Wind scours White from the board. Black victory... I guess?

The Spanish Inquisition deploy a Machiavellian torture device!
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>>33742613
Not now, there are people actually playing chess.
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>>33742612

Qe6
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>>33742630
Yess yes there are.
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>>33742655
Kg8
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>>33742655
That knight is a real bitch.

Qxc2
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>>33742720
illegal
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>>33742720
Won't that put him in check with the queen?
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>>33742720

Not a legal move

>>33742723

23. Rf7
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>>33742776
Rxf1, Kxf1, Qe3 check
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I've seen really good chess threads on /b/ that focus on tactics problems and general discussion.
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>>33742817
>>33742827
>>33742839
>>33742848
shits about to get real
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>>33742814

25. Kg1
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For black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=didzxUkrtS0
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>>33742877
Ra8
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>>33742913

26. Bh6
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>>33742954
Pxh6
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>Chess
o-okay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjBQ-TQUY0Y
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>>33742954
Avoiding checkmate requires a Queen sac for a Rook and a Bishop.

I concede, gg op.
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>>33742991
There it is. Well played, White.
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>>33742991

27. Qf6+ Kg8 Qg7#

good game guys, /tg/ needs some more chess threads. This was fun
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A full chess game on /tg/. Somehow not thrown off the rails, despite several attempts.

Has this happened before? At least one time?
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>>33740058
deep striking at e4
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What the hell /tg/? How did this happen?
>eenase condemn
Yes captcha, this makes me feel uneasy and I condemn it too.
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