Let's play chess, /tg/. I'll start: 1. e4

>>33740058
2. Resigns.

Does nobody on /tg/ like chess? I never see chess threads on here.

>>33740201
Lousy fluff
Unbalanced units
Poor conversion opportunities

>>33740268

>unbalanced units

w-what? You and your opponent have the same pieces, how is it unbalanced?

>>33740268
this
its shit
and I'm not just saying that because I lost to my 12 year old sister earlier today

>>33740058
1...e5 offering draw

>>33740378
If you don't understand how badly OP the White army is, we can't help you.

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>>33740410

2. Nf3

Draw declined

>>33740543
2. Nf6

>>33740543
I declare stalemate. There are no legal moves.

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>>33740562

>>33740643
3.Qe7

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>>33740896

4. d4

>>33741017
d6

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>>33741138
5. Nf3

>>33741159
Qxe4#

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>>33741175

You mean Qxe4+ right? A # means checkmate, + means check.

6. Be2

>>33741211
Ah you're right. Be7.

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>>33741341

7. 0-0

>>33741432
Ditto

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>>33741432
Activate alpha protocol, flanking tactics.

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>>33741467

8. Re1

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>>33741488
Crusade.

Now what?

>>33741520
8.Qg6

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>>33741554

9. Nc3

>>33741613
9.Nh5

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>>33741549

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>>33741659

10. Bd3

>>33741743
10.F5

>>33741743
Er... 10.f5 that is

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>>33741783
>>33741801

11. Bc4+

>>33741826
11. Kh8

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>>33741844

12. Rxe7

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>>33741704
Large straight.

>>33741864
12. f4

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>>33741894

13. Rxc7

>>33741974
13. Bh2

>>33742006
13. Bh3, sorry.

>>33741867
Uh, Yatzhee is played with 5 die. . .

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>>33742006
>>33742019

14. Bf1

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>>33742059
Wait i fucked up the diagram oops

Here's the real one

>>33742079
14. Nc6

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>>33742114

15. Rxb7

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>>33742025
Which is exactly why they'll never expect it!
Not that, and not us, the Spanish Inquisition!

>>33742153
15. Ra8-e8.
Not sure the proper formatting on that one

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Gentlemen.

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>>33742200

16. d5

Also, the correct format would be 14. Rae8

>>33742250
16. Ne5

>>33742270

17. Rxa7

>>33742305
17. Nxf3+

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>>33742305

oops, i forgot the diagram for that one. my bad


>>33742343

18. Qxf3

>>33742374
18. Rf1

>>33742374
How has this not devolved into complete absurdity? I'm disappointed in you /tg/.

>>33742374
wtf happened to this game?

Re1 dude

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>>33742393

You mean Re1?

19. Qxh3

>>33742416
duh...

Rxf1

>>33742416
20. f3

1. a3

Who's gonna argue that black loses?

>>33742442

20. g3

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>>33742471

>>33742485
I can't go on with this charade anymore, gg.

>>33742485
Nf4

>>33742499
Come on man, we've got pins out our ass here.

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>>33742499

gg. That was pretty fun

>>33742507

21. Bxf4 if you wanna keep going

>>33742568
Rxa1

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Plague Wind scours White from the board. Black victory... I guess?

The Spanish Inquisition deploy a Machiavellian torture device!

>>33742613
Not now, there are people actually playing chess.

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>>33742612

Qe6

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>>33742630
Yess yes there are.

>>33742655
Kg8

>>33742655
That knight is a real bitch.

Qxc2

>>33742720
illegal

>>33742720
Won't that put him in check with the queen?

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>>33742720

Not a legal move

>>33742723

23. Rf7

>>33742776
Rxf1, Kxf1, Qe3 check

I've seen really good chess threads on /b/ that focus on tactics problems and general discussion.

>>33742817
>>33742827
>>33742839
>>33742848
shits about to get real

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>>33742814

25. Kg1

For black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=didzxUkrtS0

>>33742877
Ra8

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>>33742913

26. Bh6

>>33742954
Pxh6

>Chess
o-okay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjBQ-TQUY0Y

>>33742954
Avoiding checkmate requires a Queen sac for a Rook and a Bishop.

I concede, gg op.

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>>33742991
There it is. Well played, White.

>>33742991

27. Qf6+ Kg8 Qg7#

good game guys, /tg/ needs some more chess threads. This was fun

A full chess game on /tg/. Somehow not thrown off the rails, despite several attempts.

Has this happened before? At least one time?

>>33740058
deep striking at e4

What the hell /tg/? How did this happen?
>eenase condemn
Yes captcha, this makes me feel uneasy and I condemn it too.