The game with the chick with big tits that can parkour.
(so it's basically WarFrame)
""Haydee" is a hardcore old-style metroidvania mixed with modern-day third person shooter and platformer mechanics. You will controll Haydee - half-human, half-robot character in search of her way out of strange artificial complex full of traps, pain and depression. No casual stuff awaits you. There is no "X to win". Your gun, your instincts and your logic are your only friends. Don't drop your guard, conserve ammo and collect items on this long journey. Be vigilant, be sharp, be ready.
Be good.
Be Haydee."
Media information:
>From source: https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/15913166/Haydee
>Expanded size: 605 MB (635,063,540 bytes)
>Original size: 320 MB (336,089,057 bytes)
>Compressed size: (min) 101 MB (106,952,269 bytes) - (max) 273 MB (286,710,214 bytes)
>Selective download for if you already have/don't have Common Gaming Redistributables.
Torrent:
http://1337x.to/torrent/1824249/PC-Haydee/
Alternate sources:
https://mega.nz/#F!50MzhQpI!ocSOLjEI6Ysph_qM4KDAEQ
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B0-I7MNB4t-Fd0pTTTJoMzNVTFE
>>738743
Individual file downloads:
_CommonRedist.7z:
https://www.sendspace.com/file/amsewk
https://www.sendspace.com/file/0ab73f
https://www.sendspace.com/file/w1hvt7
Haydee.7z (REQUIRED):
https://www.sendspace.com/file/kxdpw3
https://www.sendspace.com/file/ajhwky
https://www.sendspace.com/file/53qjk3
Information to install!
Tip:
Download the base game first (Haydee.7z)
If it doesn't run, then download the other zipped files (_CommonRedist.7z), expand those files into "Haydee" main game folder
Play, look at huge tits and 10/10 ass.
-myuutsu
(The text file has bad encoded Japanese text, sorry. It was a translation to the install tips)
http://haydee.booru.org/
doesn't work
>>738796
If you downloaded Haydee.7z, then your probably need _CommonRedist.7z also. Put the _CommonRedist folder into the same as Haydee folder.
>>738866
I did that but I still get the error
>>738969
Here's a magnet from TPB that worked for me first time, no extra stuff needed...
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:c92e755b95fb922a227b357f84754dedbcb5c680&dn=Haydee&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fzer0day.ch%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969
>>738986
i still get an "OpenAL32.dll is missing" error
>>739072
1) Inside the zip navigate to this folder and execute the oalisnt.exe
...\Haydee\_CommonRedist\OpenAL\2.0.7.0\oalinst.exe
2) attempt execution again
Is this porn?
>>739195
Works for me, the game is brutal though, even on softcore I get one shot by something I don't even know what did it, it was in the room a little after the column platforming
>>739218
This is... not a great game. I guess that's why they added the giant floppy tits.
>>739227
meh portal wasnt better
>>739218
because you already have steam installed.
you have to install the content of the OpenAL folder if you dont.
pls help all i want is the titties
How do you clear the gap in the third room?
>>739925
I've figured the rule of thumb with seemingly impossible yet straightforward jumps is that your timing is off, so just jump at different times until you get it
>>740183
Tried the alternate downloads but still the same issue.
It also seems the enemy(s) are invisible as well so I can't get past the room with the first enemy. Send help please
>>739909
can someone answer my question?
i would really like to play this game
>>740187
Your question is already answered by the readme and the post 6 posts above yours. Just open the redistributeables and run them. Specifically the vc one in your case.
Why didn't you read the readme?
>>740188
i did it but its still not working
>>740190
It didn't work after you put the _CommonRedist folder into the Haydee folder and then ran vc_redist.x64 or x86?
>>740191
it worked!
but i cant see haydee
>>740197
OP here. Don't run anything. Put the CommonRedist into the Haydee folder.
>>740216
i did
>>740265
Jesus, you guys are putting in so much effort for a mediocre game. Just buy something for 99 cents on steam, or is your time not even worth that much?
I got this thing up and running, but it's having some crashing/freezing problems. Basically, whenever I save, it freezes/crashes, but the save remains uncorrupted and I can still play it. However, it just ended up crashing again when I tried to leave a room full of water, buttons, and platforms that was all kinds of bullshit.
>>740289
Nah, it doesn't look like it's worth $15
>>738986
the game seem to work but when i die i don't get a game over screen or anything, it doesn't freeze but i can't move or look around so i need to start a new game
>>740581
working as intended
Lots of skin mods here:
https://onedrive.live.com/?authkey=%21AGxegZjKWKme77A&id=DF6FDB285C7FBAC%2154539&cid=0DF6FDB285C7FBAC
and here:
https://www.loverslab.com/topic/66348-haydee-modding/page-10#entry1698762
Haven't tried 'em yet. D/ling now.
There are also game play walk-thrus on u-tube
Thanks, OP!
xinput1_3.dll is missing
There's a POV video where you give a shemale Haydee a blowjob but the dick is all metallic looking.
>>741682
No pov fug?
>>738743
CAME FOR TNA STAYED FOR THE RAGE
>>740999
Can you tell me how you installed the Hay mod if it worked for you ?
how long to beat?
>>742727
those dubs also yeah I got a big pack from one of the links and have no idea how to implement them correctly.
>>742727
I just followed the various posts here, and at the rest of the links. It's working for me. The 'Outfits' (skin mods) go in the \Haydee\Outfits folder. It all works.
http://gameplaying.info/haydee-cheats/
>>743590
i got the zip opened it and dropped it into the \haydee\outfits folder. No dice anything I need to do otherwise?
>>738743
Wait, how do you even save?
>>740999
but is there a hajime sorayama skin?
>>743646
With the floppy discs. You'll get them eventually. Just look at the tutorial area tutorial on the steam community page.
Is there a mod that makes her normal - not obese?
>>744681
The term is thicc.
>>744681
http://steamcommunity.com/app/530890/discussions/5/343787920139423588/
download this, and it is in there
>>743662
Nah... you can make one, tho.
>>744725
Nice find, thanks for sharing.
Anyone know what tool(s) are used to (de)compress the.pack files for modding? Please post link if known. I've tried Dragon Unpacker, and WinRAR, with no luck.
/thread
Is the game actually good? Like really, give me the non-tit opinion of it.
>>744829
Well, I'd have to say not really. Gameplay is lackluster, monotonous, and frustrating. The frustration stems from not being able to save when you want to. Check out some of the game play videos on YT and see for yourself. There's also a video that covers the 3 possible endings, all of which are disappointing.
The bright spot for me is that, slowly, ppl are modding, and there's a Haydee Ragdoll and Player Model for Garry's Mod. I'm hoping someone ports more Haydee content and maps to GMod. The current version of Haydee is 1.07.1
>>744840
I'm a big tit fan dont get me wrong, but if the game only has tits going for it then I think i'll just stick to the r34 stuff. And maybe pick up a ragdoll for gmod.
Is that image from gmod?
>>744842
I WISH!!! The GMod Ragdoll is exactly like the original Haydee. It's pretty good. I've just been watching a video that has Haydee with a SHOTGUN, and total reskins. I bet this game will be much better as the modding/horny hackers continue to make improvements.
>>744844
Then where are these pics from?
>>744845
There's a CG artist on Deviant Art that made them. If you run an image search for Haydee, you'll find a bunch. Haydee's HOT! The artist's name in part of the filenames I've been uploading. Just learned on Steam that the Haydee devs are working on some modding tools- no ETA, tho..
It keeps saying VCRUNTIME140.dll is missing from my computer. I downloaded what I need from microsoft, but it still is giving me this error. How do I fix this?
>>744947
Nevermind, realized I had to install the x86 one instead of the x64
how do i spread her legs?
>>740624
Oh so its a rouge like. Then why does it have a load option?
>>747133
yeah i wanna find out too
>>747519
wrong the spread animation he's thinking of is only when a bot hits you while crouched, though the holding right click does work to make her squat.
>>747515
Pick up 3 1/2" Floppies and save your game on the drives. Like the old Resident Evil with Typewriter Tape and typewriters.
Also, I am legitimately interested in the game. Like...its actually pretty damn good. I was surprised. I thought it was just going to be Jiggle Simulator 2012 but it is an actual game.
Any recommended mods?
>>750555
The ones that let you see her titties.
>>750555
The handrail one is mandatory.
>>741682
And where might I find this?