1st annual slam-fuck thread

The raid didn't really grip me all that well. The plot was really bad for an action film and the action scenes weren't all that hype. but whatever

Entire Collection of Jackie Chan Movies from 1971-2008
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:D980AD60BE62A4B7B8A9EB36161940746639CE1F&dn=Jackie%20Chan%20Collection%20%5b1971-2008%5d&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.publicbt.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.demonii.com%3a1337

>>636279
Does it have his porno movie in that collection?

>>636339

I was not aware he was in one if you aren't fucking with me, but if you know the name I could tell you

>>636274
where are you getting those magnets, any site to share please?

>>636500
other anon here.
its something like "a family affair" or the likes.

>>636274
Thread's over man, you just posted the best of the best. No martial arts movie tops the brutality of The Raid 2. None.

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>>636656
Lol wut m8, ever seen Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky?

>>636551

No movie with that name is in that torrent, so sorry to both of ya'll

>>636660
Fucking Riki Oh, the top teir in 80's/90's terrible effects https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyXohnrEXVA
>>636279
>>636339
who cares if it has his porno it has Fantasy Mission Force, I'm going to need to make a separate thread exclusively for laughable garbage. If the 1st raid didn't grip you all that well the 2nd might.
also the thread is slam-fucking general, people just fucking each other up in ways that aren't so much wince inducing as something you would drink to with friends. these are movies/games/animu that you watch with friends and shit.
speaking of which

https://kickass.so/eur-ps3-bles01227-asura-s-wrath-rogero-4-21-4-30-t6960486.html

I haven't the faintest if it includes the dlc or not but I highly recommend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-rhQ8AKs7A

>>636660
also Riki Oh you can find pretty easily on youtube
sub or dub didn't really matter to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9GwxfxSWCw

how I forgot Oldboy I will never know
based subtitles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxPaKS-sD08

>>636279
does it contain the OLD English dub of Wheels on Meals (aka the Japanese version "Spartan X")?

>>636274
God the Raid movies are awesome. Have yet to look for Merentau.

>>640039
it's Merantau actually
https://kickass.so/merantau-2009-720p-bluray-x264-hdvb-publichd-t8061106.html

>>636706
"all in the family"

Y'all want a good slam-fucking-movie.
Then look no further...

The protector
https://kickass.so/the-protector-2005-1080p-bluray-dts-x264-t6443173.html

The protector 2 (I haven't sen this one)
https://kickass.so/the-protector-2-2013-3d-1080p-bluray-hou-1080p-dts-x264-chd3d-silver-torrent-t9511052.html

The protector MAGNETLINK!
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:5FDDAFA629B26F314C266563B3F4302EE52DFF71&dn=the+protector+2005+1080p+bluray+dts+x264&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publicbt.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337

The protector 2 MAGNETLINK!
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:66B7AB3EB0A168C7EE197619C24A830CB17F4413&dn=the+protector+2+2013+3d+1080p+bluray+hou+1080p+dts+x264+chd3d+silver+torrent&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fcoppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337

>>640670
Fuck yeah The Protector.

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Unfortunate how slow this thread is but let me add another gem in the slamfuck category.

Some bad ass Muai thai and over the top fight scenes.
[spoiler]Come on, I know you want this.[/spoiler]
ONG BAK 1,2 and 3 1080p
https://kickass.so/ong-bak-trilogy-2003-2010-1080p-bluray-x264-anoxmous-t7552088.html

ONG BAK 1,2,3 MAGNET LINK
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:91B0920229FA132A994DBE88BF7A72BD9AA87BDA&dn=ong+bak+trilogy+2003+2010+1080p+bluray+x264+anoxmous&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publicbt.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337

[spoiler]Unrelated but there was a thread here on /t/ with a lot of asian movies and I know I wanted to watch some of them but I can't seem to find the thread so I was wondering if anyone remembered it or had a must watch chink movies list?[/spoiler]

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>>636279
>The Raid
>Not hype

back to first page, goddamn faggots

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IP MAN INTENSIFIES

Ip Man
or Yip Man is the story of a martial arts master trying not only to find a place for himself in the world but also for his martial art and kicking a literal shit-ton of asses in the meantime.
Semi biographical, the teacher of Bruce Lee.
(Bitch you know you want to see this)
https://kickass.so/ip-man-2008-720p-brrip-x264-650mb-yify-t6141772.html

Ip Man MAGNET LINK:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:8f8dd0530efc594e0c39b1c7e28bfa8fd48076bf&dn=ip+man+2008+720p+brrip+x264+650mb+yify&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ft1.pow7.com%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337

Ip Man 2:Chung si chuen kei
Yeah I don't know what that means but it probably stands for
GLORIOUS KUNG FU ACTION!
More of the same?
That's what you're here for right?

https://kickass.so/ip-man-2-2010-720p-brrip-x264-650mb-yify-t6141784.html

Ip Man 2 MAGNET LINK:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:44d9df1402de2cae6422749ccfc702e18655bcb1&dn=ip+man+2+2010+720p+brrip+x264+650mb+yify&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce

>>643162
I was considering not bumping this thread again since interest seemed low but I guess there is at least one person out there who likes to SLAM.


I made a mistake in this >>641143 post, the protector 2 link is for a 3d version.
Here is the link for the 2d version.

The protector 2
https://kickass.so/the-protector-2-2013-dvdrip-x264-vomit-t9475988.html

and the MAGNET LINK:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:627135372ACB3C88ABF5ED12A87CC8ADDB4AEBB8&dn=the+protector+2+2013+dvdrip+x264+vomit&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.istole.it%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337

>>636274
Do you have a magnet for the Raid 1?

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>>643312
The Raid redemption
https://kickass.so/the-raid-redemption-2011-720p-brrip-x264-yify-t6634869.html

MAGNET LINK:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:938738CC2C400CB799C018FF374754E03426191E&dn=the+raid+redemption+2011+720p+brrip+x264+yify&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.istole.it%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337

>>643467
Thank you.

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Now, I am not sure if this is technically in the slam-fuck category or perhaps the slash-fuck, but I for one love these movies.

Zatoichi Collection
https://kickass.so/1962-1989-btasia-org-zatoichi-1962-1989-complete-boxset-dvdrip-t2328400.html

MAGNET LINK:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:460adc8e1c01a01c41d87f72b2b2dcfc090dc59c&dn=1962+1989+btasia+org+zatoichi+1962+1989+complete+boxset+dvdrip&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publicbt.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337

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>>644626
hmm, forgot my name and this movie...
Don't want to double bump though....

1989 Blind Fury
The Hollywood remake of the Zatoichi series.
(More like Americanization)

Blind fury link
https://kickass.so/blind-fury-1989-720p-web-dl-h264-vigi-t7406522.html

MAGNET LINKU:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:722AB0AA98120DF65C0B80AE5D6EAA027949BBD8&dn=blind+fury+1989+720p+web+dl+h264+vigi&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publicbt.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337

Also the Zatoichi 2003 remake.

Zatoichi 2003:
https://kickass.so/zatoichi-2003-720p-bluray-x264-anoxmous-t7178435.html

MAGNET RINK:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:65C76FD41982FA4B1AFF9719EC494ACEB9A73253&dn=zatoichi+2003+720p+bluray+x264+anoxmous&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337

>>636274
OP, you are a fucking idiot. You shouldn't have announced your plan to make this an annual thread. I'm just going to make one of these threads in October and then your entire scheme will fall to pieces. You're fucking retarded.

>>636274
>>636279
>>640670
>>641143
>>643202
bow to the goat of all goats
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:2282B00B0FA0C81DEE83FB134203E94E4A317C21&dn=bruce+lee+ultimate+collection+5+discs+plus+enter+the+dragon+d&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce

>>643202
Holy shit, thanks man. Ip man is so good
Btw, I'll figure out how tomake a torrent and upload "Chocolate" the movie about the autist girl.

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>>643202
>that gif

>>640670
mmmmm
if someone took my elephant

>>641143
>>643202
*tony Jaa intensifies

anyone got tom young goong 2 and ong bak 2 and 3 original thai versions (with subs) ? I find that those translated dubbed versions have scenes deleted and also they totally change the soundtrack

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>>645913
>>645913
Ong Bak 1-3 original audio with subs.

MAGNET LINK:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:e535379d5493f7df1da8b56633f7424a26042c95&dn=Ong.Bak.Trilogy.2003-2010.1080p.BluRay.x264.anoXmous&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969

And here is Tom Yum (Yung/Young) Goong AKA The protector
OG audio w/ subs

MAGNET LINK:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:18c3b62743827bfa6d5c956be72f1b902579158f&dn=The+Protector+%5BTom+Yum+Goong%5D+%282005%29+UNCUT+BRRip+XviD+-+DiGrX&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969

And here is Tom Yum Goong 2 AKA the protector 2
OG audio w/ subs
(Which unfortunately wasn't even half as good as the first one.

MAGNET ELEPHANT:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:ae3c1ab6f875a332da51f4ad4956ae2f880e0524&dn=The+Protector+2+AkA+Tom+yum+goong+2+%282013%29+720p+Blu-Ray+x264+%5BDu&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969


Also see these >>640670 >>641143 >>643202 posts.

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You ask for slam-fuck?
I shall give you the most complete slam-fuck in the world.

All three are in 1080p

UNDISPUTED
Slam-fuckery at it's finest

GET YOUR MAGNET ON!
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:2ebe0e418fa41a094c86c97dc297ec5b7b3dcc2d&dn=Undisputed.2002.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969

UNDISPUTED II
One of those cases of the second being better than the first.

Let me hit you with a MAGNET:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:3f7bbd71b429f7dc8d9b8185e1d5c4104d332162&dn=Undisputed.2.2006.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969


UNDISPUTED III
And the third one is just as good as the second.

MAGNET PUNCH!
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:57b21e2848abe95316510be55d44acad4d97b161&dn=Undisputed.III.Redemption.2010.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969

>>646451
Good shit Anon.

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Can't contriboot cause can't find it anywhere but check out Dead Leaves.

Also look for Takashi Miike's "IZO"

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>>646685
I was seeding this a few weeks back
http://bitsnoop.socialtorrent.net/dead-leaves-dual-audio-1280x720-q71141334.html

also IZO
http://kat.sitescrack.com/izo-2004-dvdrip-xvid-snuhmcsnort-t508206.html

>>646450

Why all the sequels sucked so much? The only good ones where the first Ong Bak and The Protector.

>>646984
Pretty much because they deviated from the formula of the first's and tried to be something they were not, action movies.
More precisely Hollywood action movies.

>>636339
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_in_the_Family_%28film%29

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Never back down.

Underdog story time?
Underdog story time.

https://kickass.to/never-back-down-2008-1080p-brrip-5-1-x264-aac-tugazx-t10209398.html

MAGUNETU:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:233E0C962A729154E43E9F881F7B02552E115799&dn=never+back+down+2008+1080p+brrip+5+1+x264+aac+tugazx&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fcoppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337

Now there is a second one but I won't even link it....
You all know what happens to any of these movies when they get a "2" on the end...

>>646451
Put these on one time as a dumb throw-away background thing and accidentally got really into it. If you want to see a bunch of dudes get punched really hard by a huge Russian, you're in for a real treat.

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magnet:?xt=urn:btih:d48bfe77ec034d5cecd1ed1e6c187ca3a87a17b4

A girl with autism watches too many kung fu movies. After her mom falls ill she goes around to collect debts. People keep trying to strong arm her but the power of autism pulls through.

My only complaint is that it starts a little slow, after a half hour or so it picks up and asses get slammed

>>652331

probably should've put the title of the movie

Chocolate

>>652331
This is actually a movie about autistic kung-fu isn't it? This is something special.

>>652350

I imagine it as Taskmaster if he was a brown Thai girl

>>652331
fuck, I have Tourette's and I'm not a Capoeria wizard, I just blink a lot. I've been had.

>>644626
>>644627
>Zatoichi dump
thanks for this anon, been a LONG time since I've gotten to see any of these. Practically raised on these movies.

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If anyone has anything to add, or even just suggestions of movies they think are slam-fuckery at it's finest then please go ahead.

>>652448
You are quite welcome.

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Encounters of the Spooky Kind

https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/3402079/Encounters_of_the_Spooky_Kind_-_DVDRip_%28ENG_SUBS%29_%28RRips%29


>>644626
I had been looking for this, this series is so boss
>>644882
fuck I used to have this
good show, chap

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Encounters of The Spooky Kind 2

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:71251c682ab9bac302001830f510aece42d629be&dn=Encounter%20Of%20The%20Spooky%20Kind%202%20(1990)%20DVDRip%20XviD%20AC3%20SUBBED%20RARBG&tr=udp://open.demonii.com:1337/announce&tr=udp://tracker.coppersurfer.tk:6969/announce

Captain America 2 is a good slam-fuck movie, but if I linked it I'd just get banned.

>>652572

>0 seeders

fuck

So what exactly is slam-fuck?

I mean I can make an assumption after watching a few of these movies but it'd be nice to have confirmation.

Given googling it just gives me references to porn.

>>652685
A lot of punching without a lot of gore.

>>652685

Action films you fucking retard

>>652672
it's all good

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:2eb52edbcae3a020b5743ccefdfc6f4498b4bd78&dn=Encounters%20of%20the%20Spooky%20Kind%20(1980)%20x264%20DVDRip%20KungFu%20Classics&tr=udp://tracker.coppersurfer.tk:6969/announce

[spoiler]Sammo Hung gotta punch a bitch[/spoiler]

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Kung Pow: Enter The Fist

720

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:ec4262a91484e8b6477043ff98e8c99decd37e68&dn=Kung%20Pow%20Enter%20The%20Fist%20Steve%20Oedekerk%20Spoof%20Eng%20720p%20H264&tr=udp://mgtracker.org:2710/announce&tr=udp://open.demonii.com:1337/announce&tr=udp://tracker.leechers-paradise.org:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.coppersurfer.tk:6969/announce

1080

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:8be12138437880b73bdf14711091ef20c5ccb6e7&dn=Kung%20Pow%20Enter%20the%20Fist%201080p%20Phr0stY%20mkv&tr=http://mgtracker.org:2710/announce&tr=udp://open.demonii.com:1337/announce&tr=udp://tracker.leechers-paradise.org:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.coppersurfer.tk:6969/announce

Comedy and action well mostly comedy. King fu hustle

https://kickass.to/kung-fu-hustle-2004-1080p-x264-dd5-1-en-nl-subs-asian-torrenz-t7684267.html

>>636274
13 assassins

https://kickass.to/13-assassins-2010-extended-dvdrip-xvid-ac3-tugazx-t9345401.html

>>636901
>Not learning Korean exclusively to watch the best movie ever made in it's original tongue.

>>652685
i just made this thread with the intention of seeing people get their shit kicked in in either overly brutal and/or cool ways but not in the torture Saw movie kind of way

>>643202
Donnie Motherfucking Yen
also i see a severe lack of Sonny Chiba here