You're about to go on a date with Revy, where do you take her?

North Korea

Gun Range

>>2633
to my favourite local bar and get shitfaced on Islay whisky while playing ludo.

>>2633
She might enjoy wrestling matches, but too bad that wrestling as of now is too goofy and less 'hardcore'

I dunno if she would like an mma fight though.

>>2637
You could take her to a rock show instead

>>2633
love hotel

>>2633
.tfw Mo more Black Lagoon chapter because the author fall in the Isekai meme

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to a stripclub
>>2640
picrelated

Police station so she can relive some good memories.

>>2635
Submission fetish, huh?
>>2634
Good man

>>2642
>dude anime only scenes lmao

>>2640
what? I thought it was supposed to resume in may

>>2645
change of plans.

>>2646
Citation needed

>>2646
More info please, I can't find shit

>>2635
would do the same, if there would be any in my country (altough, technically there is one in my city, but there are only airguns allowed)

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>>2646
You're wrong

>>2649
She might gauge out your eyes if you remember her how much fun she had with cork guns

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>>2633
A net cafe. So we can watch time implode together.

>>2633
A street corner.

You know, for nostalgia.

>>2651
ok, maybe she will like that then
(but anon, the gun range in my village don't use cork ammo)

>>2653
Oh fuck you.

Lets say I beat the hell out of Rock, how long till Revy kills me?

>>2653
Literally not even canon

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>>2656
Pretty quickly. Especially now that she's going dere for Rock and not even denying that he's her man.

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>>2658
Too bad she's getting cucked

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>>2633

The bowling alley.

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>>2659
Nah, even the chink now knows. Especially after her little talk with Revy.

>>2656
Super quick, unless he deserved it

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I'd much rather date the Russian with the sexy scars.

>>2663

>dating a woman who has an entire squad of elite Russians constantly watching over her
>dating a woman who is so fearsome and powerful that you would be picked apart in the most gruesome fashion possible if you did anything to even remotely upset her

>>2664
>He wouldn't like the challenge.

>>2665

I'd rather not be in a relationship where one mistake means I'm tortured to death by the Russian Mafia.

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>>2666
>He wouldn't utilize his own military training to escape if needed.

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>>2666
If you're French fry's boy toy you just have to keep her satisfied in bed and be loyal, and if she thinks your cute you've got nothing to worry about. Fringe benefits include access to all the slavboo guns and militaria you can dream of, "Sofi-kun I've always wanted a VSS, my birthday is next month"

>>2668
If you came inside would Revy be mad?

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>>2669
Not if she was ovulating, then it's all dere-dere.

The correct answer is a dive bar but I'd probably go somewhere safe to eat out of fear. I'd rather she get bored and leave then get caught up in a fight or whatever else.

>>2671
>dive bar

beat me to it

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>>2671
>Not backing her up and fighting as well.

I bet you want gentle, vanilla sex too, loser.

>>2633
to Edgeistan

>>2673
Big talk but Revy, or whatever she would get caught up in, would make most of you run crying back home if you don't end up maimed

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>>2633
Probably a park or something. She might enjoy playing with some the kids.

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I'm much more of a Sawyer man, OP.

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>>2677
Her chink friend is better

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>>2678
Taiwanese, Ne~~~~

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>>2677
>>2678
I sometimes ask myself, why not both?

>>2679
It's the same shit senpai

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>>2681
I like Taiwanese girls better than big chink city or Hong Kong girls, they're better cooks and their grandparents told Mao to fuck off. Also Chinese characters don't say Ne~. And on a more /ak/ note my upper for my T91 (Taiwan's main service rifle) will be here in a few days.

>>2633
Maid cafe.

I'm sure she's got a bit of Roberta PTSD.

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I want to be balalaika's house husband.

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>>2684
I think kept man sounds better, no?

>>2685
That sounds lewd. I like it

>>2633
I was 6 episodes into black lagoon before I took a break from it. Revy just toggles god mode every time she fights and her entire character is just a soulless bitch. The black guy was pretty alright but almost never did anything noteworthy. Jew geek is barely a character, and the new guy is worthless.

Was the action really cool for it's time or something? It just seems so generic.

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>>2686
My fellow gentleman of superior taste.

>>2687
The first arc is the weakest, Roberta's blood trail arc and the final arc where Hotel Moscow kicks everyone's ass are great but my favorite is the Greenback Jane arc. Season two and the later half of season one are where it gets good, you can't stop watching halfway through s1 and be surprised the characters haven't grown or evolved any.

>>2689
Jane is a shitty pooinloo and Robertas anime arc is full of non canon anime only additions. Just read the manga

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>>2690
Roberta's blood trail is fine I read the viz and scan manga versions and there's nothing wrong with it. Now not once did I say the "maid to kill" s1 arc, and he's too fucking lazy to just finish watching a few more episodes he's not going to "just read the manga".

>>2691
Blood trail has major character altering "additions" that aren't present in the manga.

>>2692
That's nothing new for adaptions, we can go over that old argument until we're on our death beds. In this case it's not as bad as you make it sound, YES I'd recommend for anyone who even half likes Black Lagoon to read the manga asap it's at least a little better in every single way. But to say it's an overall bad adaptation is just retarded.

i dont date tobacco whore, sorry

roofies

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>>2695
>>2694

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>>2633
I think both me and Revy can mutually agree that I should be seeing Sawyer instead.

Who I could go on a home date with, we could cook something together, can be fun.

>>2633
One of those Axe throwing ranges.

>>2682
So how are the T91 uppers anyway? They'd throw right onto any typical lower, right?

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I'd probably give her the option of running away from her dangerous life, setting up some plan to feign her death so she can safely cut ties with the Russian mob.

If she said no we would get hammered somewhere and shoot some guns. Too hammered to even fuck. We would do this until we got good enough at it to fuck.

>>2673
>>I bet you want gentle, vanilla sex too, loser.
>implying she would be very docile in bed because she doesnt know how to be intimate

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>>2633
In a riot.

>>2633
An authentic lucha libre match then some shitty bar

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>>2633
She´s absolutely bonkers, that means we`ll go to a fucking therapist, what do you think?

>>2704
>go to a therapist
>therapist will dislodge some suppressed memory
>she will go crazy and kill him
>afterwards she will cry and not come out of her bed

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>>2705
>implying I don´t find fucked up über-tsunderes with deeply seated insecurities sexy as fuck
>implying I wouldn´t be literally Rock-hard watching her slaughter that therapist
>implying I wouldn´t cuddle with her and softly comfort her afterwards, when she is crying in her bed
Revy is literally my dream woman, if you didn´t notice by now.

>>2706
>implying I wrote that to make revvy look bad
I would hug and headpat all her worries away

>>2707
You are my nigger, my nigger.

>>2676
>blushes and gets stiff when "shot"
Does she have a death fetish or what?

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So how many chapters will Hiroe put out before the next 3 to 4 year hiatus? I give it 3 chapters.

>>2710
>3
You're optimistic; I like that.

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>>2709
she only gets emberassed when rock finds her playing with children, she has fun before

>>2710
i hope he at least finishes the arc. He stopped just as it got really interesting

>>2712
>Revy
>fun
Two things that don´t go together.

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>>2708
imagine cuddling her. She will slowly stop with sobbing and roll to face you with her tearstained face. You kiss her and she says her heart hurts like its going to burst and she doesnt know what to do.

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>>2714
looks like she's having fun

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>>2710
I think he's just lost interest in the series. In the last artbook he put out he had all these concepts of new stories that he was eager to put out.

Honestly the best thing he could do now is just try to wrap it up despite all the potential plot points that could still be visited like Dutch's past for example. Despite all the memes about Berserk, even Miura has a better track recored than Hiroe when it comes to releasing chapters.

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>>2715
Please stop Anon, my heart can only get so erect.

Moar pls?

>>2717
No that can't happen. Mix SSRIs and meth into his drinks if it has to be, he has to finish this properly.

I honestly don't understand how he can prefer drawing porn to continuing this. Well, except that it probably pays better.

I'll take her to the used whore store and leave her.

>>2718
>> Moar pls?

maybe later. Itty bitty busy now

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>>2710
I just want a chapter where Revy puts on her BDSM outfit again. Hiroe already drew this illustration for that LN, but I want to see more of shit like this. It gets my dick absolutely diamonds.

>>2716
>tfw ywn have innocent fun with Revy
JUST

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Why is she so perfect lads?

>>2633
To my bed

>>2722
>revy will never sit on you with her bare ass cheeks rubbing against yours

It's not fair.

>>2724
Because she is sexy, dangerous, edgy and secretely cries herself to sleep every night, knowing she´ll never have the chance to be an innocent young woman living a happy life.

Essentially Asuka+guns+adult body+more edginess. It´s literally perfection.

>>2727
>Essentially Asuka
except Revy's actually cool and wouldn't just yell at you all day for no reason like Asuka

>>2728
later maybe. In the first few chapters she almost shot rock for no particular reason like three times

>>2728
Ah yes? Tell that to Rock in the first ep, when she tries to gun him down without reason.
She is a huge bitch, a sexy, sexy one, but still a bitch. Accept it.

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>>2729
>>2730
The key here is that she didn't though, Asuka's just PMSing nonstop whereas Revy's just violent.

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>>2731
>The key here is that she didn't though, Asuka's just PMSing nonstop whereas Revy's just violent.
Your point is? I love Asuka and Revy just like everyone else, but you really can´t compare them. Different archetypes, you know.
Anyways, there´s no reason to argue, both are truly Best Girls of there respective shows.

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>>2732
>Asuka best girl of evangelion
you see that's where you're wrong

>>2733
>posts Major "I am an alcohol and like to fuck little boys because I can´t deal with my daddy issues" Misato
You got some NERV, boy.

>>2718
you slowly kiss her away her tears and return kissing her mouth. At first she lets you kiss her but then tries to clumsily kiss back. As you kiss her you move your hand under her top. She mumbles that you should wait. You ask why. Its because I dont know what to do. Back there they told me what I should do.

>>2735
See, that´s the good shit. Please go on.

>>2736
You tell her to lay back and not to worry. You slide your hands under her top and slowly pull it up. In the dark you can see Revy blush as she lifts her arms. As you sit up and roll Revy on her back she shyly covers her bare breasts. You look to the side of the bed and notice that next to her holsters a ripped bra. When you look back at revy she quickly averts her gaze. You move her arms to her side without any resistance, revealing her ample chest. You feel your heart tighting as a Revy completely unlike the one you know lays in front of you.

>>2737
Motherfucker, you best not be pulling a Prince of Bel-Air or a fucking tree-fiddy here.

Also, where the fuck are my cute vanilla doujins of Rock/Revy? Where is my handholding

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>>2738
They exist already

>>2739
Then send me the link, fagottini. I got my wisdom tooth removed, I´m in pain like a motherfucker and the only thing that could brighten my day is an awkward murderous tsundere making sweet vanilla love.

>>2738
you lower your face in her chest and start groping her. You can feel her soft breast yield to your advances. You stick out your tongue and touch the tip of her nipple. You feel her freeze and relax as she tries to stay calm. You slowly trace her nipple with your tongue while massaging her other breast. As you indulge yourself you can hear her breathing quicken. After a while you hear her suppressing a moan as she endures your caresses. You move up again and start kissing her while massaging both her breasts. After kissing she seems to be used to your caresses. You stop kissing and move away from her face. Revy opens her eyes and looks confused, a bit scared. You tell her to lift her butt while you grab the top of her shorts. After hesitating she lets you take off her bottom and her panties with it.

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>>2739
>they actually hold hands
Jesus Fucking Christ, I said vanilla, not hardcore! Spoiler that shit, there might be children lurking here!

daily reminder, never finished. god damn your eyes you bastard.

>>2743
>damn your eyes
Are you thinking of Magic Floor Man?

>>2663
you can't compete with chang

>>2741
Are you hurrying up nigger? I´m diamonds so speed it up, famalam.

>>2744
no I'm making a request that Odin have the author blinded in retribution for stalling us out for a decade.

>>2746
Its my first time okay. Im not good with this shit.
As you pull down her panties you see a small thread of wetness between her pussy and her panties. You look up to see Revy blush as she sees her state. She looks like she wants to look away but forces herself not to. "We dont have to do this you know" you tell revy as you undo your belt. No I...can you take off your shirt. You take off your pants. Your hands slightly shake as you try to take off your underwear. When you look up you see Revy look at your crotch. You position yourself between her legs. "hug" Revy whispers as she opens her arms and points them at you. Once you positioned your penis for her entrance you hug her. As you lay on top of her you hear her gasp as you enter her and feel her hard nipples poke against your chest.

>>2748
You rest for a little while while you hear revy trying to calm down. "I feel so weird, but not bad". You start moving slowly. When you almost pull out she suddenly wraps her legs around you and pulls you back. "no dont stop". With Revy holding your chest down with her arms and your hips with her legs, you slowly start grinding in and out her. You hear her moan in your ear as you slowly move in and out of her. When you move you feel your skin slide over hers, lubricated by both of your sweat. Her skin feels surprisingly soft, like her body refused to accept her rough life. "you can move a bit faster. I can take it"

To a convenience store to buy nicotine patches.

>>2749
Not bad, really not bad. I have to say though, if you wanna be a fanfiction/doujin writer, you gotta work on that emotional pacing and structure.

>>2750
well that's rude

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So has this ever been translated?

>>2753
Yes, I saw it being posted here like just two or three days ago.
Really funny, this one.

>>2754
Black lagoon thread too or random thread?

>>2751
I never wanted to. Its just that by now Im too deep to back out of this. I dont think blue balls anon will forgive me. I dont want to be the hiroe of bad fanfic
As you move faster she starts to moan. You silence her with a kiss and thrust your tongue inside of her mouth. As you ravage her mouth she tries to match you with her clumsy tongue movements. When you pull away she moves her face up to you to kiss you again, trying to force her tongue between your lips. As you are thrusting in her you feel like you wont last long. "revy I'm-" is all your can say before she pulls you in for another kiss. Revy her pussy starts clamping down on you as you pound her faster and faster. Suddenly you feel her shudder and clam down, pushing you over the edge.

>>2753
why not just do it yourself

>>2755
BL thread. It basically is about how they fucked up the characters, like, Chang went from psycho dual-wielding mob boss to being hilariously outplayed by Locku.

>>2757
all the back searches led me to spanish forums

I don't even know which issue it's from

>>2759
icic, this is unfortunate

>>2758
thanks, makes archive searching easier if it's less than a week.

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Which one?

>>2762
Wait, who are Naki, Feng, Tatiana and Caroline?

Did I miss something?

>>2756
After a few minutes you feel Revy relax and you roll of her. Revy perks herself up on her elbow and looks down. "this is bad" she sighs, "Im not fit to be a mother". You lean over and kiss her. You tell her it's alright. "h-hey, you wont leave me after this, right?" "of course not." You pull her to you and tell her everything will be all right. A bit later you feel her calmly breathing as she lays on top of you, fast asleep. That moment you remember you asked Benny to come over with a camera for ransom video and there is no way you can move Revy aside without waking her.

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>>2761
>>2757
found it.

Ironically it's a reply to my post that I left at the thread itself but I never revisited the thread again

>>2762
I swear, Roberta dryhumping that soldier made me jack it hard one too many times.

>>2762
Shen Hua or Lea

>>2762
>revy losing this bad to roberta
poor girl

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TOHSAKA-CHAN

>>2766
Me too, man, me too. There´s something about tough girls being sexual that always gets me going.

>>2765
I was actually in the process of trying to get some of this into google translate lol, that horror twins part didn't make much sense at all

>>2763
Maki was Yukio's friend from the Japan arc, Feng is the girl in the current arc and Tatiana and Caroline are from this >>2722 light novel.

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>>2770
To add they kinda did make out while he fondled her breast with his gun with leglocking action

It's too bad little master and Fabiola are now completely angry with Rock and would probably never appear again save for omakes.

>>2762
I like ass better than tits. Caroline.

>>2771
It's definitely a reference to horror manga styles.

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>>2770
>There´s something about tough girls being sexual that always gets me going

This desu. Hopefully we get some sexual Revy action soon.

>>2774
Considering the action packed lives of the girls they probably all got decent assflesh

>>2762
You think CIA woman fucked the other church dudes?

>>2773
>we will never have a good dominant Little Master/submissive Roberta doujin
Why even live?

>>2775
Yeah, I just mean that google was interpreting it as a bunch of nonsense. Only part it got right was horror and twins and I could have told it that

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>>2776
She's just too cute in that pic to be for sexual.

>>2778
Nah, she is horny for the Lord only.

>>2769
Balalaika is cute! CUTE!

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Accidental pregnancy arc finale hopefully when?

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>>2776
>no extra chapter with revy fucking dykes in prison
>no extra chapter showcasing revy's time as a s&m dancer

Come on Hiroe, just give us what we want.

>>2781
Is this an actress portraying Revy, wtf?
3meta5me

>>2785
How can black faceless NTR men even compete?

>>2785
MUUUUUHHHHHH DIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKK

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>>2786
Pretty fun extras.

>>2785
>implying the is Revy virgin or not issue wont create a meltdown making all BL discussion impossible

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>>2763
>who is Feng

The girl cuckolding Revy

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>>2633
>You're about to go on a date with Revy, where do you take her?
up the ass

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>>2790
I don't think it's a big issue if Revy had men before the events of the first issue/episode, more on "how many times has Revy been raped given her sexy attire can just attract lusty knock-outs from behind"

Hell I can remember looking for Revy doujins and finding more gangrape than RockxRevy

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>>2663

>>2789
WTF, I love this. Do you have moar?

>>2715
>>2735
>>2737
>>2741
>>2748
>>2749
>>2756
>>2764
Thx m8, but you seriously should take a writing workshop or something. Does you city has community schools for adults, like where you can take cooking classes and shit? Maybe you can take a writing course there, you have potential.

>>2794
revy is pure fuck off

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>>2790
Purityfags have no place in Black Lagoon. Whether people see that OVA rape scene as canon or not, the point of this series is that these people are completely fucked up. Revy especially.

And in all honestly Rock probably isn't a virgin either, even before the story started.

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>>2795
Didn't Boris once mention she's the type to give up sex to go to war once again?

Does that mean she gets laid once in a while?

>>2786
>wtf

Fuck off

>>2633

mini golf, I don't know

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>>2796

>>2798
>And in all honestly Rock probably isn't a virgin either, even before the story started.
>20yo-something sararyman
>beta as fuck
>not a virgin
You know this is Japan we´re talking about, right?

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What's his endgame, lads?

Will he finally get that Russian booty?

>captcha: EAST PASSION

>>2804
Normally I'd argue but most school/business Japanese MCs are pretty much losers before the start of their true story.

Why did you guys think of the BD omakes?

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I should actually get around to reading the manga sometime.

>>2805
>the suit doesn´t fit
>I could be playing an ebin kung-fu master right now
>the pay is not too great
>my feet hurt
>I don´t like all those filthy nippon dogs, not at all

>>2805
I bet he's secretly gay

>>2807
they're decent silly shorts, I'd probably get tired of anything more than a few minutes of it

>>2811
>not shotas
It´s fucking shit

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>>2807
hilarious.

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>>2777
This. Revy in particular has a perfectly toned ass.

>>2806
Right, and the show is set in the 90s, after the depression. So he´s not likely to be a slayer and a free spirit.

That makes his villain arc even more cool.

>>2816
I HAVE BIG GUN

I TOOK IT FROM ME LORD

>>2633
This is your next Hollywood adaptation, directed by Tarantino. How good it will be?

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>>2819
>Tarantino
It's shit

>>2819
Less shooting more talking

But the action would be fantastic.

Also Dutch being black would get a bigger role

>>2819
I mean.... If Tarantino did it, it might turn out okay. I doubt it would be a good Black Lagoon adaption but it would be an okay movie.

>>2822
Half-jeans Revy is cute.

CUTE!

>>2819
sounds pretty fun

>>2821
Yep, a bigger "roll", alright. I think we all know, what "big roll" Cucktin has in mind for him.

>>2826
PLAYED BY SAM JACKSON

DUTCH AND HIS BIG BLACK DINGUS COMING TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU

>>2819
Only if Samuel Jackson plays Dutch

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>>2722
I wish Hiroe drew more lewd Revy illustrations. I know he usually draws something for when Asazuke puts out a BL doujin, but those aren't really frequent. Pic related was the most recent one.

>>2829
I'd the other chicks a bit more.

a-and maybe some of Garcia too

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>>2829
Here's another one.

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>>2829
You know he must have at least two dozen pages of Rock/Revy fucking.

I bet it's a hundred times hotter than that Saber/Gilgamesh doujin he did too.

>>2831
hot damn

>>2832
>He did a Fate doujin

How many pages?

>>2834
20-ish

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>>2835
>Search it up
>Get the Rider one instead

and all is well tonight

>>2832
It ranges from the purest of pure to the bloodiest of BDSM no doubt.

>>2836
He has like 4 or 5 different Fate/SN doujins.

>>2837
This honestly. In addition to Revy and Rock vanilla, I'm sure he has ones of Revy getting raped and ones of Revy doing the raping.

>>2796
While I cannot deny I have considered it I dont think im cut for it
1) I dont want to sit between a bunch of 40 yos that try to chase their lost dream of being a novel writer
2) to write shit you need to experience stuff yourself, I dont think jerking off in a basement to animu and posting on an imageboard is a very good way to get experience
3) I like a few types of characters, wont be a rounded cast
4) the few times I wrote something in a drunken stupor were retarded stories

A more accute problem however is that I cant find me black lagoon pictures.

>>2785
she only because bennys girlfriend joked about going for rock

>>2677
Would her blowjobs feel weird when she deep throats?

>>2822
>her optimism and smile:
>gone

>>2678
>thighs and ass
Chinky-chan is great.

>great manga
>great anime
>no ending in sight

Just do a fucking flash forward with Punished Rock and do it for a few chapters or something. I'm sick of Black Lagoon being a limp dick.

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>>2841
>joked

Jane in an absolute nympho. When she said she wanted to involve Rock in an orgy she meant it.

>>2828
dutch is to calm for that

>>2846
>flash forward
>revy and rock on a farm
>revy visibly pregnant
>two kids dart by
>yeah I remember our adventure on the sea, glad everything worked out
>the end

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>>2840
>I dont think im cut for it
Well, I think you are. And this is coming from a writefag like myself.
>to write shit you need to experience stuff yourself
*pulls mic down* WRONG
>I like a few types of characters
So what? I only write about the God-Emperor from WH40k, that´s autism for you.

Git good, write moar and become a professional sexy greentext writer. It´s possible, if you believe in yourself and JUST! DO IT!

>>2849
Nah, that shit's gay.

>>2848
This. I think the guy who played Luke Cage in that Netflix series would be a perfect Dutch.

>>2847
It's cute that Revy is so protective of her husbando now.

>>2847
probably. Doesn't change the premise though, revy probably made something up to fuck with her. I'm still unsure about her sexual past

>>2848
Just because SJ is always cast to be that one loud annoying nigger doesn't mean that's his only character. Look at Star Wars for fucks sake

>>2850
>>
>Git good, write moar and become a professional sexy greentext writer. It´s possible, if you believe in yourself and JUST! DO IT!
Well im good at 4chan writing. But thats something different than real writing. My last big story (before I had to leave NEETdom) was about the time I trained my dick for a few months to shoot giant loads to troll a nurse at the hospital. But even that story required real life experience and I dont think that it makes for a good book.

>>2854
even if he can play calm roles, he's to old.

How long until Rock becomes the city's head honcho due to his evil scheming?

>>2805
>Balalaika will never smile like that for real

>>2855
Sounds good. Just keep up the good work, okay?

>>2859
Did you go to a writing class?

>>2816
Jesus Christ I want to lick the sweat off of Revy's ass. No other 2D character gets me diamonds like she does.

>>2860
Yup, I am actually being published right now with some short stories and a few poems. Nothing big, but hey, maybe Gee-Dubs offers me a writing job, whattayaknow?

No, ofc not faggot, I write like a 6yo and wrote nothing longer than two pages, and it was always shit

>>2633
Whorehouse, and leave her there because that's exactly where she belongs.

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>It was confirmed that the manga was going to return in Spring 2017
>Still no updates

>>2865
spring is anywhere's between like march to june anon

>>2792
Hot

>>2865
scroll up. new chapters in may
>>2650

>>2650
Welp, time to finally get caught up. Just give us a good closer arc with some actual drama then another anime adaptation. I'll be happy.

>>2869
i hope it doesn't end with volume 11. There's so much potential for it to go on. If ony the author would get his shit together.

>>2870
He's just a lazy fuck who loves drawing cowtits instead of stories. Didn't Gen Urobuchi also write a LN adaptation of Black Lagoon? It's like they're just a couple of rich buffoons doing whatever the fuck they want.

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>>2699
Yeah they go onto any AR lower, I haven't got mine yet probably it will be here Monday. They sold faster than I ever imagined, I had been ready and waiting for weeks. I'm planning to build a complete clone of the service rifle, with a custom roll marked lower and all.

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>>2633
Crazy rape and cuckoldry play, apparently.

>>2872
I want to punch Erika's nose until it can't stop bleeding.

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>>2762
Can't spell best without B.

>>2822
Man she's pretty in that dress.

>>2854
>example brought to the table is probably the worst performance in his entire career
I love him but he (and many others) were horribly miscast in those movies.

>>2863
Rude! She didn´t know it better!

>>2857
About one or two episodes of pure sararyman keikaku, I guess.

>>2849
Nah, not nihilistic enough.

It can literally only (if the writers are not complete faggots) end with Locku becoming the ebin "just as planned" boss of the city and Revy being shot by some random mook, thus driving Rock even further into being a villain

>>2633
salty spitoon

>>2822
very chun li

>>2879
>Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
What does she answer, /a/?

>>2881
one round to the kneecap, one to the right kidney

to the yellow flag

>>2883
only if it's currently functional and not shot up/burnt down/a post explosion debris field

>>2883
What does that mean?

>>2884
that's only happened 15 times

>>2886
16 now.

>>2818
I JUST WANNA FEEL YOU

>>2888
BUT I CAN'T

>>2885
It's a ship thing

>>2890
got it

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>>2890
>>2885

>>2832
It's a shame. He should draw more hentai stuff.
He did what is probably the best femdom manga ever.

>>2633
I grab a few bottles of liquor and sit down with her in the kitchen

>>2633
Somewhere safe with a lot of police. Hopefully I'll survive long enough to tell her she just isn't my type of girl.

>>2870
Hiroe just wants to draw more bdsm pornography, please understand

>>2896
nice dubble triple

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>>2896
whew lad, that's some full house you got there.

>>2633
To an abandoned warehouse in Ronapur where I can ask her to teach me how to shoot a gun properly.

>>2895
>she just isn't my type of girl.
Disgusting desu, she is literally God´s gift to Man.

>>2895
>Trusting the police in the Black Lagoon universe

>>2902
Big mistake!

When when will roberta and revy stop being tsun tsun and start being dere dere to eachother.

>>2740
https://exhentai.org/g/847368/0431bbe8bf/

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>>2906
Thx man, you are great!

Have some random cutesy and also incesty thing in return.

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>>2907
risgusting

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>>2908
Did I heard "moar"? Because I sure heard someone say "moar"!

>>2909
Too bad /co/ and /a/ didn't merge to become /cal/

>>2910
>>2909
>>2908
>>2907
Can /co/ please fuck off.

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>>2911
no

so here's Kill La Kill by Rei.

I wish he drew fullbody nudes of all his characters.

All of them.

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>>2913
someone send Hiroe these numbers

>>2913
I want to find out Balalaika's pube situation.

>>2915
Either: A: straight small trimmed patch in a ladylike and professional manner.

B: nice and cleanly shaved in a proper military fashion.

or

C: a patch of burn tissue right above the vagoo.

>>2916
>a patch of burn tissue right above the vagoo.
Would that make Balalaika a roastie

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>>2917

>>2916
>A: Laika sure is a lady, a murderous one
>B: Must itch like hell in the sweaty climate of Thailand
>C: Implying she would even have an intact vagoo if the fire went up there
A, obviously.