Packers @ Falcons
End of 1st Quarter
This stadium is fucking legit.
Reminder that it has a giant steel falcon in front of it
You are now aware that Dumb Scrapers is statistically the worst defensive coach of all time to keep a job as long as he has.
Remember, your nearest Mercedes dealership is just a designated shitting street away
Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the SNF with the failcons and gay boy rogers was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real FOOTBALL with a team that doesn't choke in superbowls) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.
PS. see you in the superb owl chiefs
this shit happens every primetime game, newfriend
autists feel the need to be the OP to inflate their egos which is why you get more than one guy trying to make the next gamethread
I bet his lil boipucci feels incredible
>wanting to miss Matt Ryan choke away yet another season
>wanting to miss Lelbron choking away another title
We live in the memetic age anon. The worth of a human being is only measurable in terms of meme absorption and transmission. There's no reason to kill yourself unless your brain can no longer process memes.
>a team that doesn't choke in superbowls
I'm setting the over/under on how many game into the season we get before a chunk falls out of that crap and kills somebody in the stands at 8 -- double payout if it hits somebody inthe field of play.
I think Rodgers gets "sacked" a lot if you know what I mean
>every two seconds is a flag
How does anyone watch this shit?
N-Noo he is r-really into gurls.... last thing he would want is a beautiful cocktail sliding into a hot asshole...
t. Insecure packers fans
The rabit shitposting about Aaron is the only thing making me feel better.
inb4 Falcons have no trouble marching down the field and scoring a TD
someone get aaron to the cuck tent now. we need him in top form tonight
>quints of 5
That should make you happy
I think the name Transgender is funny, not because dudes are chopping their dongs up and pretending to be women but for shit like this.
He can't just be labeled "a Woman" because it's obviously a man in drag, I've seen some ugly women but c'mon... so they need to throw that name Transgender in there, as if saying, yeah I'm just a mutilated freak
Also I should have bet on Atlanta not choking, it's not the playoffs anymore
>throwing an interception in the end zone in the last seconds of the fourth quarter to lose the game
P-please stop with the gay jokes. This man is obviously straight as an erect penis.
You understand that Rodgers already said that he isnt gay right?
What I learned on /sp/ today: A man in a stereotypical "manly" profession would NEVER EVER lie about their sexuality.
It still blows my fucking mind that he would say this.
You see it posted enough, it kind of loses its impact.
But seriously, sit back and think about it. Its baffling that he would bring it up in the first place, and even worse bungling it by saying something so stupid
2011 was a better sports year and a better /sp/ year than 2010. But the golden years for this board was 2010-12. That's back when he used to play the putting games. What a great time to be alive.
Mostly the latter. If you look at the "awards" Chevy wins, they're all based on bullshit metrics about initial impressions and number of cupholders rather than actual reliability and long-term satisfaction.
>Maybe now more stadiums won't be fucking jews and lower their prices?
I really, really, really like watching the Packers lose, lads.
MapCrunch and Boardgame online threads were my favorites
And of course eventbowls
The olympics combined with the high level of accepted shitposting, /sp/ was a fucking madhouse. I miss it
>shows picture with Mac and Cheese clearly marked at $3
Are you referring to the entree version that is probably loaded up with pulled pork or chicken and is an entree-sized portion?
$6 FOR TENDIES
The GOAT doesn't approve of getting BTFO'd by the failcons
They dont give a fuck about the food. they arent even offering single game tickets. even nosebleeds are 300 bucks all year at this stadium resold
>Falcons pass rush getting through every play now
gonna be a really long second half
So I was googling "Aaron Rodgers shirtless" and look what I found! Look at his little skinnyfat twink body, he doesn't even have big muscles like Dak. Are you even a real man if you don't have a six pack?
Alcohol is a terrible drug and destroys more families than any other substance.
You think getting black out drunk "is cool" and puking all over the backseat of someone's brand new leased SUV, well it's not. You can NEVER get that smell out especially if they were eating chicken. It just soaks into the fibers of the fabric and starts to rot, doesn't matter how many times you clean it, it will NEVER smell the same after that. You have to explain to your family why your interior smells so bad and that you are remembering to take a shower everyday. It's embarrassing to tell everyone that it's a leased car, I don't want to admit to that.
You may only reply to this post if your team is 2-0
>Source: I work as a mechanic
Obviously not, because planned obsolescence is amongst all of the the makes and models.
If you were really a mechanic you would know that post 90s le honda civic meme, you would know that Toyotas and Hondas took a fucking nose dive in quality while american cars have shot up to on par or exceeded them.
>toyota literally telling people that 1 whole quart of oil consumption between 3000 mile changes is within spec
Why do you "people" spend so much time talk about Rodgers and his sexuality?
Why the fuck does Atlanta have that huge silver Bird statue outside their stadi all stunting like if they some legend franchise.
Niggas u have not done shit to act like you something
Implying you know anything about winning
>Ponzi schemers like myself
Packers need to get rid of Bennett, straight up trash
Im objective about things.
The only one "sucking cock" of manufacturers is you.
Im not going to keep arguing with someone who isnt actually a mechanic.
You can larp all you want, did you expect that no actual mechanics were in the thread?
I'll take the division lead from here, Aaron
How tight is the seal on that roof?