cuckbois @ bunco gamethread #4

>anime shit on the walls
can't make this shit up

Honestly if they stop them here it's still a game

>Cowshits in charge of not drawing flags

WOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How did you get this picture of me

>Cowboys make a stop
>PENALTY!

Figures

>Anthony "Pass Interference" Brown.

Shit game cause the Cuckbois are losing huh? lmfao

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WoooooooooOOOOOOOoooooOOoooOoooo

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>all those autists on /tv/ getting mad because Orville is getting delayed due to handegg
>>>/tv/87840170

Who /Orville/ here?

Shit call desu
t. broncos fan

as a pittsburgh penguins™ fan I can tell you that the horns mean you are supposed to cheer

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

So the boys arent actually playing 16 home games this year?

>>78353302
>people actually enjoyed that horrible shit
That was the gayest, most cringe show I've ever fucking seen

>>78353238
Is that the Bjork stalker that tried to bomb her and killed himself

>Buck has to shill for that faggot Macfarlane's shit new show on Fox
>then has to shill the Sunday night Packfaggot/Falcfaggot game on NBC

YOU CAN PICK ONE AND ONLY ONE

>>78353302

Kek

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>>78353327
>>78353302

For all of those just tuning in, the Cowboys got robbed by the refs all game long, this game was an abomination, and anyone here glad that the Cowboys are losing are all complicate in this crime

Opinions of Vance so far Bronco fans?

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>>78353302

>>78353347
Breddy gud

>weebshit
Not even once

>>78353347
Hard to tell, he hasn't really had to make any big time decisions


But defense looks great and offense is rolling so I'm getting g a good feeling that he's at least delegating correctly

>>78353302
my sides

>9 rushes for 8 yards
guess the player

>>78353344
What are you talking about? Cowboys defense played like absolute TRASH

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>I started the Cowboys DEF against the Bronocos
No one told me Tevor would be channeling Peyton tonight... FUCK

>>78353347
So far it feels like he doesn't know how to close out games Denver has easily won.

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>>78353351
you're free to leave any time

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR DALLAS COWBOYS MVP

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>>78353347
He's fine. Lets his coordinators do their thing, unlike Kubs.

/FLAGBOWL/

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>>78353344
>w-w-waaaaaaaahhh, i'm a lil crybaby bitch ass ww-w-w-w-waaaaaaaaaah i shitted myself

>9 am game next sunday
WHOS READY TO GET /COMFY/

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Is this karma for all the shitposting Cowboysfags have been doing recently?

If it is I'm sorry for shitposting and won't do it again.

Why is FOX not showing the play clock?

>this seamless transition from Dal-Den to Atl-Gb

Wtf I love weather delays now

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>down 18
>4th quarter
>4 and 3
>punt

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>>78353388
oh shit its time already

>>78353388
>jaguars

lol nope, i'd rather sleep off a hangover.

where did all the cowshits go???

>>78353326
kek

>>78353410
DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO

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>tfw morning tomorrow

>>78353326
hearty chortle

>>78353371
>People thought Peyton was tutoring oweiler when he was really tutoring semen

>>78353413
gotta beat the traffic

>>78353347
I think the only unfortunate playcall was that play action that ended in the interception. They should have just kept running the ball, wearing down the clock. Our run game has been pretty awesome tonight so we should just stick to it. Other than that, I really like what he did to our offense, and our defense seems as solid as ever, even though Talib has been butterfingers all night.

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>>78353413
taking turns fucking your mom during the comeback you little bitch idiot.

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>>78353344

>>78353384
Cant wait till my 2nd backup team the Chiefs BTFO the Broncos and win the division

>>78353413
To the GB v ATL gamethread.

>>78353327

your opinion is bad and you should feel bad

>>78353413

Busy screaming at the TV or their family.

>>78353432
>bought car
>minimum wage job
>getting raped by 1st time driver insurance rates and post Harvey gas prices

>>78353430
4chan is an 18+ website, junior.

>Zeke makes a beautiful catch for 9 yards
>Haters go silent

Lol sounds about right

>>78353464
t. The Orville viewer

it's good to see that the cowboys are so shit. the refs have called a very clean game

>>78353302
Fucking redditors

Is there any question now that Wentz > Dak?

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Cowcuck thread theme

https://youtu.be/gMlby1X98wU

>>78353485
>Averaging less than a yard per attempt

>>78353472
Statistically.... wife beatings skyrocket when football teams lose

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>only way zeke can get fed is in garbage time

>>78353413

they started drinking

>>78353490
>actually liking that shit show
wew lad

>>78353396
>shitposting just as much as any other teams fanbase
>it's karma

>>78353485
>Zeke makes a beautiful catch for 9 yards
Cool, now do it 3 more times.

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Damn.

WAIT STOP THROWING IT WE HAVE TO BUFF ZEKES STATS

lmaooOooOoOooOooooo Miller is done

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Sir, you are ruining the experience for millions with your woooing.

>>78353495
Does that correlate with higher alcohol sales?
>>78353507
I was talking about /tb/, fag

Cowgirls should pull Dak, he's getting killed almost every play now.

>>>>>>>>>>>>shitposting just as much as any other teams fanbase

>>78353523
Brutal

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Wow VON MILLER playing dirty as always. Hope he blows out his ACL fucking cheater. not sure how he's getting through the cowboys Oline though.

>cowfuckers claiming the refs robbed them, when it's clearly the inverse.
lol damage control has already started

>>78353527
AWOOOOOOO

>>78353517
>shitposting just as much as any other teams
>any other teams
More than the raidniggers, more than the sheagles, maybe less than ironic bradyposters.

>>78353542
the elusive titbeetle

TICK TOCK BRONCSHITS

THE COMEBACK IS STARTING

TICK. TOCK.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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VON MILLER offsides again? LOL Broncos will defend this

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they really need to make a rule for people sitting within mic range of the booth to not make any unnecessary or annoying noises

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>>78353523

>>78353555
Trips of truth!

>>78353525
I'm sorry, what?

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>>78353517
>just as much

>>78353553
>more than the raidniggers
nope
>more than the sheagles
no

You just pay attention more to our shitposts because of obsession that's why the shitposts after a cowboys loss are greater than any other team

Threadly reminder that there is no more pathetic sight on planet earth than a Dallas Cowfaggot fan

None

>0 sacks in the last 5 games
>0 tackles in this game
>100 million dollars

Mille hit Dak helmet to helmet

No penalty call

Figures

>>78353555
>starting an 18 point comeback with 4 minutes left in the game
Maybe in the CFL...

>get home from work
>the entire hallway of your $2500 a month 1 br apartment smells like cabbage
>the 47 candles in your bedroom makes it tolerable
>you order some food to be delivered since there is a game on
>the order is wrong but there is really no point in arguing with the store due to the language barrier
>finally the game starts, fuck ya hockey 2 days in a row
>lose 9-4 to the first major sports team in Las Vegas in their first game
>A player named Wong records a hattrick
Such is life in Vancouver

>>78353533
IDK there was a bunch of clickbait articles about it when they released the study I'm sure you can find it pretty easy

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>most dangerous lead
Broncos fans getting nervous

>>78353581

i literally have never met one cowshit fan that wasn't an insufferable faggot

BROKE THE FUCK UP

Cowboys are a big fat disgrace and no longer Americas team-trump

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT.

>dez instantly looks at the ref
holy shit how can one man be as much as a fucking baby as this man

>>78353587
Oops

IN
COM
PLETE

>dez
>catching

>>78353606
SUFFOCATION NO BREATHING

>hear Dez Bryant's name being called
>look up at TV
>incomplete pass
Every time

>>78353597
>i literally have never met one person IRL because i'm an insufferable faggot

FTFY, bitch boy.

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RIP Dez lmao

Dez already crying lol

STUFFED SIT DOWN BITCH

Patriots would booty blast both these shit teams

CHICKEN PARM

>INCOMPLETE

>>78353486

t. Star Trek fan and fa/tv/irgin

show is good senpai

BASED RECORD PRODUCER PEYTON

I miss chicken parm.

>>78353238

what the fuck is this ad while game is still running while they're trying to run plays wtf

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>>78353587
Vancouver does smell like cabbage and feet

>>78353620
hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha

your meme teams dreams are dead friendo

>>78353635
You taste so good...

how bout that cowboys comeback?

If Peyton was playing it would be 50-0

>>78353582
It sure is easy getting a sack when you're getting held every other play

>>78353619
>hear Dez Bryant's name being called
>look up at TV
>hes bitching around, begging for PI
Every time

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>I actually started Dez
WTF was I thinkingg. GOD

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>Cowboys

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>literally playing commercials while the game is going

>>78353648
THINK OF THE SHEKELS

>Rain can't even complete to an elite receiver
Pathetic

>>78353630

I can't disagree with that

>>78353630
Just like you did to the Chiefs?
l m a o

>>78353641
holy shit have sex

>Cowboy clock management

Official Dallas Cowboys Postgame thread
>>78353654
>>78353654
>>78353654

Haters change your cum stained pants before entering please

someone screencap that sad zeke

>>78353667

apparently. They cut out ads during the game because it caused too many breaks.

Solution? Run ads WHILE The game is fucking running jesus fuck these people

Everyone on Cowboys should be cut

>>78353664
Are you in a PPR league? Dez actually had an OK day with 12 points in NPPR.

>>78353679

spoiler: I have

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>zeke

>>78353709
raping your cat doesn't count

>we're cutting the number of commercials guys!
>play commercials during actual play

>>78353709
I don't believe you

Switzer should be the slot receiver, hes way quicker than Beasley and a lot stronger

>>78353709
give up the ghost, pal

>>78353597

Well, it certainly isn't a surprise that your experience is the same as mine

Just look at their current fucking coach

You just know Garrett's wife takes out regular ads on Craiglist for particular dindus with particular lengths of their particular members

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>>78353700
>Run ads WHILE The game is fucking running jesus fuck these people

THANks joos

>No charges were filed, btw.

Man this denver punt has been trash

>>78353728
I want them to digitally replace players with corporate logos.

>>78353756
>WHAT A CATCH BY PURINA BLUE RIBBON DOG FOOD™

SWITZER IS IN THE GAME

BRONCOS ARE FUCKED

hows that shit holding

>1 yard per carry

>>78353723

I don't own a cat. I have had long term relationships with sex. Believe it or not, in the CURRENT YEAR liking Star Trek isn't that outside of the mainstream

Looks like Jerry's check cleared

>>78353784
Refs now have to make the game look competitive

>>78353795
>>>/r/eddit

refs trying their hardest to keep cowboys in this

GOD MILLER

Do refs just randomly call penalties when they're bored?

>>78353795
stop lad

>>78353729
it does actually

Did people really think Elliott was special last year when he was getting running holes the size of a driving lane?

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>>78353756
Pittsburgh uni next year

>>78353756
>and Microsoft tackles Apple, this game is brought to you by Papa Johns

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>mfw cowcuck fans thought they were elite
BRADY. WE COMIN FOR YOU NIGGA.

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>ONE (1) YARD PER CARRY

>>78353678

Chiefs would booty blast both these shit teams too

ICE COLD BUUUUUUUUUD LIGHT HERE

>>78353830
>it
What is it, what the fuck are you talking about plebbitor

>>78353690
He looks like that one yt video with the fat shirtless hairy black dude

>>78353439
he was tutoring both but brock was more concerned about his hair

>>78353376
Weebnigger plz go

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>>78353704
No I'm in Standard so I need these TOUCHDOWNS

>>78353848

Lel what happened last time broncuck?

>>78353870
he and I are eskimo brothers. apparently his dick is way bigger than mine

>>78353756

>TOUCHDOWN BY MCDONALD'S®
>DON'T FORGET TO TRY OUT THE CRISPY CHICKEN SANDWICH

>>78353344
>complicate

>>78353795
>concussion protocol
These fucking niggers get paid millions a year to catch a fucking ball and they want me to give a shit if they die on the field!?

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BELIEVE IT OR NOT ITS JUST ME

>>78353859
the treasure was the adventure along the way

>>78353879

yes this is my fetish

>>78353893
some of them are white

>>78353837
>no IC Lite
Fake & gay

are there actually any people who unironically drink bud light?

>>78353880
Broncos went to the owl and dominated lol

>>78353347

2-0

>>78353372
but this

>>78353919
Yes, but I've never met one who wasn't over 40.

>>78353756
>"APPLEBEES HIT AND SACKED"
>"THE EGGLANDS BEST EGG IS LOOSE"
>"SCOOPED UP BY AMAZON"
>"HE'S AT GOOD YEAR 40, THE BEST BUY 20"
>"GETS A BLOCK BY SAMSUNG"
>"DIVES INTO TO PEPSI ENDZONE"
>"TOUCH DOWN TACO BELL"

>>78353919
I haven't met any

>>78353908
LMAO shut it nerd, you couldn't get a chick if you had $100 bill hanging out of your zipper

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>>78353877

>>78353919
poor ppl

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Honestly, who can't stop us?
Inb4 the clots, nanners, and xhecuxks

Ex-cowboys fan here...

What team shoukd I migrate to?

Done with being a cucked cowboys fan. Fuck that franchise. It is cursed.

>>78353920

That was two years ago faggot and you cucks were lucky to get past us

Last year we btfo you in Denver

>>78353893
you can't enjoy your millions if you're dead

>>78353851
Not with checkdown champ Alex Smith playing in meaningful drives.

>>78353914
They're going to get CTE no matter what
Every football players brain they've looked at has had it

TOUCHDOWN

BRONKEKS BTFO

HATERS BTFO


NOW WHAT ?!

GET FUKT

NO LONGER A BLOWOUT, A CLOSE GAME

HATERS BTFO

BOYZ ARE BACK

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>>78353951
r/a/ms

>>78353951
injuries

>>78353939
Kek

>>78353954

the raiders

>>78353960
They've only looked at brains that have been donated to them by players who believeed they had CTE.

>>78353966
You literally have no time to win

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LOL

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>DAK

AHAHAHAHAHA

What a perfect fucking ending

REKT

>>78353966
loooool
you were right about one thing

>>78353966
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AYY LMAO

>>78353966
Well it is a touchdown I guess

lgtss

>Dak

I JUST NUTTED

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JUST

BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BY BASED TALIB.

>sak picksix
>sak pickshit
>sak picksix

>>78353955
You guys sure love to brag about the regular season a lot.
>18-1
Owait lol

>(((America's ''''''Team'''''')))

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>Dallas

AQIB MY NIGGA

>dak thinking he could block
I WISH A NIGGA WOULD LOL

ANOTHER PICK 6

100 YARD INT RETURN FOR A TD

>THE CITY OF DAK PRESCOTT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>78353966
HAHAHAHAHA

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CAN A QUARTERBACK BE MORE EXPOSED?

>dak doesn't throw ints
loving every laugh

JUST
U
S
T

Okay, I admit it. Dallas played like shit today.

bad sportsmanship. really tacky, but not surprising from denver.

Dem boys

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>how did your team do today
Dallas.

THE ORVILE WILL NEVER, EVER AIR HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Prescott
>A good QB

pick one and only one

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>letting a 100-yard Pick 6 occur
goddamn Cowgirls

Where the fuck is Tiki!?!?

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>D-DEM BOYS!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey what happened to CHICKEN PARM U TASTE SO GUD1?

>>78353966
BAHAHAHA

>Have bailey on fantasy
>Cowgirls decide to go for it when the game is already over instead of a safe field goal
>Intercepted for 103 yd TD return
Serves you right you fucking redneck retards

DID YALL SEE THAAAT?

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>Dak is elite
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>78353955
We didn't have GOATweiler on our side last year. Memes will BTFO your asses this time. Digits confirm.

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Oh my fucking god i'm in stitches

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who /iggles/ here?!

loving every laugh
e
l

>PICK PRESCOTT

Please

Pkease

Somebody that pic of simebody rubbing Daks head

COWSHITS BTFO
COWSHITS BTFO
COWSHITS BTFO
COWSHITS BTFO

>>78354069
And it only took 59 minutes of gameplay.

>>78353990
They looked at some high school football players brain who died in a car accident
even he had it

https://www.bu.edu/cte/our-research/case-studies/18-year-old/

>>78354090
>caring about tripshitters

You are no longer
>Dem boys

Turn in your pride.

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>>78354114

> 9 carries 8 yards
Lol

>>78354069
Hot take faggot

Jesus Christ, this has been the longest game ever.

>Mongrelnigger Prescott throws a pick-6 to end the game
>Faggot MacFarlane's The Orville delayed for an hour

A pretty comfy fucking evening desu /sp/

SHould have been his third pick, but I'll take it.

>dak prescott has 2 picks this season
>carson (so called) """intz""" has 1 pick this season

>>78354074
>Scoring points is unsportsmanlike
>Wife beaters, criminals, etc
>Cowboys talking about sportsmanship
Looool

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>>78354114

As a Cowboys fan, I have sobered up from this game and I can take away some positives.

Obviously you're never as soon good as the media claims, and never as bad. The Cowboys are a work in progress.

Dak and Dez aren't good enough to take over a game when Zeke is ineffective. Soon Zeke will be out for 6 and we'll see what this Cowboys team is made of.

I won't feel terrible about the Cowboys losing IN Denver in week 2....I think teams are 2-20 doing this.

The Cowboys response next week will be much more important than this one game. I'd like to see a response the way NE had.

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l-lads, w-will Texans be okay?

first the Longhorns fuck it up last night, and now this

That's right give up meekly like a little faggot.

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I have more yards than zeke, by going downstairs to grab my sopa de macaco delivery

>>78354114
Fucking this. At least wentz had a chance to tie with 2 seconds left. This was a slaughter.

>>78354208
Why did I laugh

>>78354208
UMA

>>78354204
this whole game was a reaction image goldmine

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>>78354187
>BTFO by pic
no

>>78354208
I'm guessing you're a lot uglier than Zeke. And that's saying a lot.

Anyone notice how NFL.com doesn't have any headlines from this game?

They don't want to make their darling team look bad

>>78354152
It was delayed an hour due to lightning.

TOP QBs POWER RANKINGS

1. Rodgers
2. Brady
3. Ryan
4. Carr
5. Siemian
6. Roethlisberger
7. Rivers
8. Brees
9. Smith
10. Wentz
-------
9001. O-line, RB babby Dak Prescott

You know this to be true.

>>78354249
>n-no u

>>78354180
>tl;dr: our franchise is a sham and should moved to St Louis

>>78354263
>Aaron "Choke" Rodgers
>this delusion

>>78354216

9 carries, 1 was 5

so 8 carries for 3 yards total

.375 yard per carry

13.5 inches per carry

>>78354263
>pic six rodgers
>sacced rodgers
>"""""clock master"""""" rodgers

Hawks exposed that ref babby already