BROWNS RAVENS THREAD #1

10 minutes lads

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SteelersBro here. Go Browns.

Browns have a chance, should be a close game. Go Browns!

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my body is ready

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elite

Don't sleep on the Browns

Browns don't put me to sleep, please

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G-go 2-0!

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>I think Joe Flacco is actually a very elite quarterback. He won a Super Bowl, he did it really to a certain extent with that great arm of his. I would say, absolutely, he is an elite quarterback.

who /kneeling/ for the anthem here???

>>78333333

hey guys

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>>78333377
Never

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>Analytics favor Browns
>Everyone picks the Ravens

Who wins, heart or brain?

I really hate how the camera has to zoom in so much. You can't see a damn thing on the field.

browns already imploding

FUCK

>>78333556
Tretter just went partially deaf.

neat

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please

>>78333556
>successful punt
I'll take it

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Maclin ded

>browns activate murderball
if they dont win im okay with this style of play

>A Ravens receiver does something positive
>Instantly hurt

This fucking season

So did his bicep or shoulder get ripped in half?

YEEEEETT

tfw maclin is ded

>>78333656

I seriously feel this way. I don't even care if they win so long as they make other teams suffer.

>>78333711
>make other teams suffer
Repayment for two years of making us suffer watching the Browns.

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>10k snaps incoming

>>78333738
>two
I meant twenty?

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>>78333748

They hardly even hit him lol

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>>78333808

S a C k E d

can the browns just play defense the whole game? its much less painful to watch

This is gonna be a field goal duel isn't it

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>>78333860

Someone make a picture of Kirksey in a Captain Kirk yellow shirt?

Perriman you fuck up, holy shit

perriman a shit

>>78333921
>>78333943
>catch the ball
>immediately spike it into the ground
What did he mean by this?

>>78333907
I don't have faith in the Browns even getting field goals

>>78333907
9-9 overtime inc

>>78333965
I have faith in based Gonzo

>>78333965
RIP Phil Dawson

Nice job for #10,000

Greg Williams is legit, didn't think I'd see THIS MUCH of a turn around with him.

10,000 consecutive snaps for Joe Thomas.
Here's for 10,000 more.

>>78334042
Same here. I expected just a small improvement. So far it has been a complete renovation.

Oh cool, meme formations in the NFL

>10k consecutive snaps
Pretty fucking impressive actually.

Madden 03 didn't let me make that formation wtf

>Maclin evaluated for a stinger
>stinger
Literally what does that even mean

The miscommunication is still present.

>>78334116
Probably a really minor sprang that takes him out for the game at most

>>78334116
Trauma to the nerve

>leaveland

Oopsy

Another rookie mistake.

fucking moron

Thank you Browns for being the Browns

THANK YOU BASED SUGGS

What the fuck was that penalty for, he did nothing

why the fuck is nobody in here?

>>78334225
It's too shitty.

Flacco's looking great today desu

JUST

That bootleg is killing the D. D is selling out on the run.

>>78334225
Cause it's a game the Browns are involved in?

>>78334225
>browns

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JUST

>>78334224
He did flinch. It was a cunt move to call it but it was technically correct

>>78334225
Two small fanbases.

>>78334198
Gotta take the lumps as he learns how to play in an NFL game.

>>78334286
>small canvases
On /sp/, yes.

>>78334272
>He did flinch.
No he didn't.

Browsn gonna Browsn

Stanley was being a fucking nigger

>chimping out already

these fucking refs

>>78334344
Yes he did. In that false start? He blatantly flinched

>>78334394
That's not even a Brownsing move. Just a chimpout.

he dindu nuffin

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>Terrance West is a Raven
>Scoring TDs

>>78334428
Kill yourself, tripfag

game over

>>78333958
It's actually a cry for help to Ozzie for letting Boldin go but keeps and signs these shitty receivers for some odd yet self-destructive reason.

>>78334423
He literally didn't, the Ravens announcer made that up. At least now we know we're watching with the same commentary.

>play's over
>keep pushing browns player
>try to push him into the legs of a laying offensive lineman so he falls over
>get shoved back
>cry for flag
wtf i love the nfl

>>78334512
Subhuman players from a subhuman city, nothing new. The entire city of Baltimore should be nuked.

bazinga

I feel like I've watched more commercial than football

>The Browns are going to lose to the Ravens because of recall yet again
Oh yay I love this fucking episode

>>78334487
I'm watching the game on TV. I watched him flinch. It was small and serious dick move to call but it was a flinch

The Ravens are just whoring for flag, disgusting

holy fuck can we get some more penalties

>>78334597
Welcome to the NFL

>We're gonna lose anyway so maybe we'll just see how many penalties we can get away with

A bold strategy

Who the fuck even understands illegal formations?

>ynr the last Browns drive of the first game last season that the Ravens won on a retarded unsportsmanlike call
Fuck the Ravens

this is unwatchable. i fucking hate the nfl

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>>78334458

Don't get open and commit lots of penalties. This is the Browns offense.

>>78334712
>We don't feel like actually playing football so we'll cry for penalties instead
An intriguing ploy

>>78334777
Trips confirms

webb is too slow

>>78334778
> a grown man pouting on the internet

Never change speee

Gregg should tell Nassib to blow out Flacco's knee on purpose

>>78334812
>a leaf defending the ravens and formatting his post poorly
Please change, Canada

>that catch
hold my dick

What a fuckin pick

TOPKEK

Weddle is still a beast

AT THIS RATE THE RAVENS WILL FORCE 100 TURNOVERS THIS YEAR

fucking browns
also, these announcers are insufferable

I missed it. Was it Kizers fault?

>>78334910
Mute them and find a radio.

What did Eric Weddle just pop in his mouth?

>>78334871

Formatting?

Guy pls.

(Pst, it's an interception)

>>78334916
Yeah, bad throw. Rifled it to DeValve from 4 yards away.

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>the city of cleveland

If the defense stays good we can still meme out a win. It's the first quarter

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i cant take it anymore

>>78334916
Duke Johnson popped it up and Weddle made a diving catch.

>>78334916
Was a checkdown on an open receiver who tipped it to the safety

>Ravens D is finally good enough to get back to back INT games
Ed Reed in his prime is smiling right now.

>>78334926
I was wondering the same thing

>>78334948

Yeah


your

posts

look


like

shit

>>78334926
Probably steroids

>>78334949
everything about this statement is wrong

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>>78334991
yfw the interceptions start being lateraled around

>>78335007

> Continuing to pout.

>>78334991
>implying Ed Reed ever declined

>>78335021
Close enough, I was just coming back into the room when it happened.

We got a tune in radio stream? When did 98 rock get cucked?

WHO IS THE COLOR COMMENTARY ANNOUNCER HE'S FUCKING TERRIBLE

>>78335081
then why reply you fucking dolt

>>78334949
Are you fucking retarded

Campanaro's gonna throw a pass today

>>78335111
Because I felt like it.

>>78335113
Apparently.

>>78335111
He's a weirdly possessive tripfag, he thinks his presence and insight is important so he replies to almost anything

why do i look forward to watching the browns every sunday? should i seek professional help?

Flacco what the fuck man

What the fuck was that, Flacco?

INTERCEPTION DRAGON!

damn, nice punt joe

Nobody outside of Baltimore has any idea how good our defense is. We're back baby. We might not make the Owl or win it but this team gives me serious 2009-2012 vibes.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS TAHT THROW

Why is Flacco retarded? Can't even throw a deep ball anymore. He hasn't been good since 2014

>joe flacco
>elite

pick one and only one

INT

Joe Flacco coming up big with the strategic interception, nice play. Will definitely pick up those 2 points with this upcoming safety

>>78335212
>played the bengals week 1
>playing the Browns now
Sure, let's just make sweeping statements like that.

>>78335175
>>78334967
Self pitying faggots is what I hate the most about this fanbase

Joe trying to prove he's still got it but it turns out he doesn't have it anymore

The Ravens should draft a new QB to either spur Flacco to do better or replace him

>>78335320
It was a hell of a throw though.

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>>78335040
I don't care what you say Ray Lewis is older than him and he still looks 20 years younger. Also he declined on those three other teams though.

>>78335320
>implying he ever had it

Wallace thinking Joe can't still bomb it. That was the WR fault.

>>78335388
A hell of a throw is caught, anon

>>78335318
Don't get it, this team is improving so much. Hue and Sashi make this team something new.

I'm worried about Kizer. I don't want to see him BTFO by getting hit so much.

He wasn't even looking for the ball

>Britt not even looking
I hate this bum so much.

>>78335464
It's a tradition at this point and it really pisses me off, you notice every other fanbase of a shitty team is full of nothing but trash talk and abrasive homerism, which is fun. Go to a Browns thread and it's all OH MY GOD CLEVELAND DEPRESSION SADNESS WHY DOES GOD HATE US SO MUCH SHOULD I DRINK MYSELF TO SLEEP shit. Even the "factory of sadness" moniker was coined by a Clevelander. Fuck off with this shit.

kizer will be riding the bench in no time

Kenny Britt almost caused Kizer to throw a pick because HE FUCKING GAVE UP

Vikings have 86 yards in PI penalties against the Steelers already

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>>78332676

Kenny Britt is Dwayne Bowe 2.0, called it in the offseason.

Why do the Browns seemingly have so many fans?

>>78335555
but i mean
are you watching this fucking game

>>78335421
Just think how many dragons would be thrown AND caught if he had Dez or Brown.

I'm getting Torrey Smith flashbacks again.

>>78335574
He may not be around long, then. Sashi and Hue seem to have a low tolerance for poor effort, same with Williams. Andy Lee was a perfect example. Didn't try to tackle a punt returner last preseason, got cut the next day.

>>78335612
Because they do?

>>78335559
Because his receivers don't feel like playing?

>>78335621
>but i mean
Hi r*ddit

>>78335409
When Joe was first starting out he seriously did have an impressive deep ball. It's like as soon as they have him the hundred million he suddenly lost it.

defense gonna have to save this season

>>78335346
might even be worth to invest a first round pick. flacco is only getting worse

>>78335670
>Didn't try to tackle a punt returner last preseason, got cut the next day
which was just a boneheaded attempt at dick swinging by a regime that's nothing to earn it

>>78335685
What do you expect with Kenny Britt

>>78335574
Kenny Britt was supposed to be a stopgap for Pryor because he's tall and had over 1000 yards last year. So far he's Dayne Bowing this shit, he seems to not even giving a fuck.

>>78335612
Loyalty

>>78335731
He managed to have 1000 yards catching Goff so maybe something. It's no reason to bench Kizer though

Is that Julius's son?

Guess we found who the new Pitta is

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>>78335590
>old gay

This extra deep safety meme is shit

Goddamn I love Watson now

>>78335830
Isn't Ben Watson in his mid 30s?

Ravens have a sleeper defense

>>78335670
Andy Lee didn't get cut, he got traded to Carolina.

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AWW YISSS

>>78335841
Everyone is no fun, we just want to see Flacco throw dragons but then they just defend everyone deep.

So then this drive happens that reminds them Flacco go throw intermediate too.

>>78335870
I meant the new Pitta as in which tight end is going to take Pitta's place as Joe's safety blanket.

>>78335894
I've got to quit drinking.

its fucking surreal how bad the browns receivers are.

Come on, no more goddamn 3 and out.

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Ravens still have zero points surrendered

>>78335957
Coleman is good but he's extremely well covered today. Coates doesn't know the playbook because he's been there for a week and Britt is just shit.

>everyone says QB is the most important position
>apparently QBs can't do anything without WRs
Hmmmmmm.
WR
Safety
RT
This draft

Hogan! No shit?

>ravens player shoving browns player and grabbing his facemask after the play
>no penalty

Ravens have mastered the art of winning games with shit QBs.

wtf

KIZER OUT

That was a nice throw

>Kizer has a headache
top top top top lel

>>78336087
He's the 2nd string. Maybe Kizer will come back after the half
>>78336110
>expecting the refs to call anything against the Ratbirds

White QB comes in, suddenly completions everywhere

HOGAN'D

>*insert yet another wrestling joke*

>>78335086
98 rock has always been cucked.

>>78336160
Hogan actually played really well game 3 and 4 preseason. IIRC he won game 3 for us

>The Tom Brady Playbook

Apparently every good thing any QB does now will be attributed to atoms Brady

I just wish the refs would back the fuck off goddamn

>replay tablet
He probably can't see shit in the glare

>kizer already ded/benched

so it begins

>Migraine headache

Mothafucka take some Excedrin then and get back in the game

>Microsoft Surface Replay Tablet

This is getting retarded

>>78336226
I remember when Matt Ryan was called the next Tom Brady after his rookie year

I love that people who are completely incapable of defining what a catch is are put in charge of ruling whether or not something is a catch. This sport is awful.

>Suggs already declaring the game over
no chill

>>78336211
>caring about preseason wins
jesus fuck

>>78335703
He was still throwing them afterwards, don't act like his receivers weren't as shitty as Trestman's play calling.

>>78336259
Severe migraines are no jokes. My mom used to get that shit and she couldn't even talk when it got bad.

That ball placement what the fuck

HOGAN IS A GOD

BENCH KIZER

Who is the color commentating announcer he is the absolute worst

>>78336308
your mom needs to man tf up

TOUCHDOWN HOGAN TO NJOKU!

HOGAN IS ELITE

TYPICAL RAVENS LUCK - Browns find their fucking franchise QB while playing us.

fucking gay shit

>>78336281
I care about how he played you total sperg. He came up clutch too

That was a gorgeous throw

>>78336259
I think it's just an excuse for the fact they pulled him because he played like shit.

Hogan is the future

So about time to rev up the next QB controversy, right?

HOGAN

HOGAN

HOGAN

FUCK KIZER

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FUGGG :DDDD NO SHUT OUT

I like how this D always shit itself when a new challenger appears. Why are they so shit?

Why are truck commercials edited like YouTube blogs now. Literally 1000 cuts in 2 minutes Jesus Christ

>>78336360
She's dead now lel

some major fuck ups by te db's this drive. both quit to early on the throws

>2pl8 squat
lmao

>>78336424
>>78336426
looks like it

It's kind of insane how much Kevin Hogan improved in just one season. Those throws were all on the money and he looks amazing in the pocket.

>we're officially better than the Bungholes
Baby steps.

Hogan has a nice quick release. Doesn't hold the fucking ball for 7 seconds.

>>78336501
He was elite in Stanford too, always liked him.

>>78336501
im all in a hogan until he inevitably gets a season ending injury during a designed run

>>78336395
>he got us wins in the preseason! He's based!
>preseason doesn't matter
>lemme just change these goal posts....SPERG

Yeah...right. This is the mind of a liberal.

>>78336501
He's always been Alex Smith, which is why I was so bummed to see the Chiefs dump him.
And now the Smith is a 4 TD a game beast, so is Hogan

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Hogan like
>nowsmychance.jpg
>gets TD
>catches Baltimore by the half
>in the redzone late fourth quarter
>migraine pills kick in
>kizer off the bench
>throws interception
>browns lose
>browns

>>78336501
If we can get that with Kizer who's a much better athlete Browns win the division next year

>>78336584
Stop posting this picture, anon. It's played out, and you're not going to make it happen.

>ravens player tries to push browns player over a downed lineman after the play's over again

He was going for the ball you baltipoorians

>>78336622
Imagine forcing a gay meme among a small fanbase for 4 years and still failing

>punt return flag

Everytime

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>>78336622
but comrade, such is life as a Browns fan

HERE WE GO KEVIN HERE WE GO

WOOF WOOF

>hooks his arms
>no dpi

wtf

>>78336590
The thing is, Hogan was a good decision maker at Stanford, Kizer at ND was not in the same place. Kizer really should have stayed in school and build on his very apparent athleticism.

>that trainer literally grabbing his ass

>>78336825
my nigga got injured and then sexually assaulted by his trainer

Cmon Hogan, pull an Elway, take it all the way down for a TD

Fucking ticky tack penalties

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Imagine being Kizer rn
Just sitting there with a fucking headache and watching the third sting quarterback absolutely blowing the fuck out of the team you couldn't even get into field goal range with

I know the Ravens have a great front 7 but Tretter is one seriously shitty blocker

perro food

>>78336916
he's already drawing lofty comparisons from nfl analysts. kids got a lot of grit. he's football smart, and possesses some sneaky athleticism

>>78336925
Hogan is 2nd string

>>78336942
I'm pretty disappointed in the Brown's O-line. They give good pass pro, but they can't open up a lane worth for shit.

Can't wait to watch Blade Runner 2049 while eating a crunchwrap supreme

>>78337049
I feel ya

>higgins
Nice catch, dingleberry.

>>78337013
Yeah people are blaming Crowell but he's constantly running into a wall, that interior isn't doing shit.

>>78336916
>>78337003
Why did Hogan get drafted so low? Good athlete, good decision making, top tier stats in college. What's the problem?

>false start on a punt
The Browns could be a pretty decent team if they weren't so goddamn retarded

>>78337004
Fuck you

these receivers are unreal. worst corp in the nfl

Wait.

Is that Hulk's son?

>>78337003
I remember watching him with Stanford. He was pretty damn good, able to pull wins out late in the game.

>>78337114
Looks like Cody Kessler is in the thread.

Damn 52 minutes left in the quarter

>53:00

When the second quarter still has 53 minutes to go

Browns better PLAY BETTER in the 2nd half

>>78337114
Cody pls

this nigga just referenced young sheldon

twice

JESUS CHRIST CAN THE REFS JUST STOP ALREADY

>>78337114
Kessler, calm down. Go take a coaching job with Helton.

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Convince me to continue watching this garbage

Oh my God, can there be more flags in this fucking game?

>>78337263
Don't be a fucking pussy.

>>78337263
It's a 1 score game you doom and gloom nigger

It's another "top QB goes down the field on the Browns in under 1 minute" episode

These commentators are the worst I've ever heard and I've been watching football for over two decades

>prevent defense
Why?

>>78337263
kevin hogan is fire

I'm totally about to do some light construction now

>>78337263
Cleveland fans don't understand the word quit
We cope with lots of alcohol and heavy drugs

Damn he just tried to decapitate him

>>78337348
That was cover 3 not prevent

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>>78337263
Because one day this team will be great and you can talk about all the shit you watched to get here. Better days are coming.

These cutaway commercials are fucking retarded

>>78337309
>flacco
>top qb

nope

This ads during the game thing is fucking obnoxious

Radio stream please

This is obscene. The NFL needs to fix this shit immediately.

>>78337399
Let's agree that he, at least, is a Quarterback

>>78337327
Rex and the woman were way worse

Stupid rat birds

Time for a new kicker. Tucker doesn't have it anymore

the nfl should play commercials b/w every play

Just need a FG here, any score is good

>>78337450
Yeah these guys are a close second though. God that broncos game made me want to rip my hair out

>>78337475
(you)

Ravens trying to throw the game?
Shocking

wyh try that with 1 min on the clock...

>>78337327
>not muting the video and listening to radio

hogan is goat

Who got the ball first?

>>78337542
because they're playing the Browns

Years ago I bet on Hogan to win the Heisman. I still believe!

>>78337598
Browns

Interesting false start strat.
Classic Cleveland creativity.

Kevin "Dragonthrower Dundee" Hogan looks really sharp.

FUCK!!

HOGAN PICKED, FUCK YOU HULK!

>>78337631
Rip

>the city of hulk's son

We need a pick six here

EDIT: I was filling out Captcha while it happened.

Hogan sucks get Kiser some Excedrin

Where in the fuck was he trying to throw that one?

welp

There's that classic Browns magic.

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>>78337631
That'll teach me to compliment a Clevelander.

CANT
STOP
FORCING
TURNOVERS

>>78337631
Fucking wrecked

Why would he throw it cross body for fuck's sake

Is that Marcus's son?

Browns BTFO

>>78337679
To Hollywood

this team is a fucking joke and im not laughing

Roommate walked in the living room.
Saw the look on my face after those last two plays
And left

I'm getting Nam flashbacks from the kick-six game.

Fuck Hogan. Never believed in him

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>leaving the game because you got a little headache

lmao what a little bitch boy you drafted there, Cleveland.