Cardinals @ Colts Gamethread: Old Bros Edition

First for min. two ints from palmer

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>>78332507
Who else /CLOTS/ here

>>78332683
I'm starting palmer in all of my fantasy leagues massive bounce back game incoming

350 and 3td 1 int

>>78332741
Thats not unrealistic. Palmer may be past his prime but he's a tough old workhorse.

Clots, who's the /smartypants/ on your team they roll out when they need a good soundbyte?
For us, its Chandler Jones or Palmer.

>>78332683
If this happens Brissett will have 4 tds 0 ints and over 300 yards

Based Kerwyn

>>78332729
me la, end the season already

if the colts win I'll be so happy

did they just have a good defensive series? the ticket decided to kill the game at kickoff so I missed the first couple minutes

I hope palmer throws over 9000 picks and they bench him for based gabbert

>he's got that passion for the game

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>>78333702
>football intelligence

>>78333629
yes, 3 and out

clots got their first first down of the season

TWO third-down conversions? What is this? A semi-competent offense?

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>>78332729

Help

>>78333953
Don't worry the Colts will manage to screw this up

GORE GORE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

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Fuck this gay eartg

COLTS SUPERBOWL

HEARD IT HERE FIRST

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>>78334006
>not knowing the powerful /devilishness/ that permeats the Cardinals team and staff when not playing the Xhecucks

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>>78334051
colts rasm?

>ahaha man your team isn't that bad, no way the cardinals actually LOSE to colts ahaha
I fucking told you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>78334064
Don't underestimate Chuck "Swinging Gate" Pagano

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>>78334149
Based bong

At least Church isn't here.

are the colts elite?

>>78334300
God, no

Cardinals are the shittiest team in the league confirmed. Just need Pickmer to die so we can scam for Sam.

Hits him in the fucking face.

Going to be a long season birdbros.

When are we going to bench Palmer and start Based Gabbert

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>tfw the rookie CB almost makes a great pick but manages to stop the pass anyway
Feels good having a GM who addresses the team's problems

We are legit gonna get blown out by the Colts. Fucking hilarious. No need to be upset anymore. All hope is gone. Now its just a comedy.

Game chat-

https://discord.gg/23vgZb

Every throw is right down the god damn middle this isn't that hard to defend jfc

>>78334536
Its my fault, I rolled for us in one of the last generals and got a BTFO

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THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>78334760
they're not that bad Tolzien is quite possibly the worst qb i've ever seen in my life

Motherfucker nearly dropped it

Based Momah

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>this game
The only thing this game will decide is which fan base commits suicide first. We're all fucked

>>7833478334
Ryan Lindley.

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>>78334768
How do you explain yourself to fellow bongs? I've always wondered with foreigners and teams like us

>>78334921
Max Hall

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>Losing to THIS
explain yourself cardbros

The colts should send a thank you note for having their 0-16 run stopped.

>>78334987
that's nothing compared to the feeling of him owning >my team

>play is so bad they decline the penalty because they'll lose more yards

>>78334987
I cant. I was indoctrinated into being a lifer for a cursed fucking team.

Get out while you still can britbong.

Go for it pussy

Based JJ

Hey look, the CBs can tackle now!

I want us to win but I also want us to lose so Pagano gets closer to getting fired.

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>>78334942
There's not many NFL fans where I live so it doesn't come up much

GO FOR IT

>>78335082
fuck off luck will be back eventually

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I NEED THE DANKEST CARDINAL MEMES YOU HAVE
>gets BTFO by the clots
NO, THATS TOO DANK

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>theres actually a team worse than >us

>>78335206
The only way Pagano is going to get fired in the middle of the season is if they lose with Luck

>>78335222
We /noriskitnobiscuit/ here

#keepChuck

>>78334942
When people ask here I say that I can better relate to a team of losers that never achieved something than to a succesful team.

WHY DID MONCRIEF SLOW DOWN!? HE ISNT TOLSHIT

>>78335423
This feel is too real.

cards putting their defense the best chance to score points since their offense sucks dick

that's smart football

>>78335245
>luck will be back
Sure thing buddy. Vague recovery timelines and rumors of wanting a trade are great signs, and if he comes back I'm sure he won't get immediately injured again with your terrible protection.

hilton has been a pussy ever since his injury he always falls down early to avoid getting hit

Oh he'll challenge this but not the TD play last week

>>78334370
>wanting another USC qb
r u retarded

>>78335608
#CHUCKSTRONG

>>78335558
>5'7
>best receiver on team

I wonder why.

Fuck i OD'd, what happened?

>16/18 on challenges
damn chuck, nice

>challenges that
>doesn't in the red zone against the Rasms last week

Why

jesus christ all the streams are terrible for this game

>>78335469
trade talk is fake news

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Sorry, Ots, no 0-16 for you!

>side effects may include suicidal thoughts or actions

Fucking hell lads keep it light

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>>78335643
Zona is playing worse than us, for now.

this doesn't feel like the colts defense at all

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>that pass deflection

Do the Cards ever stop shooting themselves in the foot?

>>78335954
Only against Seattle, but part of that is Seattle going to sleep

Based CJ2K

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Based JJ

shieeeet

OVER THE LINE

>>78336352
NOT SO FAST

Holy shit those feet are close, second one looks out to me though

It's coming back

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easy game wasn't worried at all

I think that might be in

where is larry

Gotdammit Melvin

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Thank You Based Review

>Flag down

>>78336533
>hat down

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>>78336585
Do you make these yourself? Because you're a huge portion of my phone camera roll if so

What exactly is wrong with Luck?
Is it his spleen?
Is it an injury that they are worried will potentially affect his career?
What is the liberal and conservative estimates of the week he will be back?

>tardinals

>>78336672
>What exactly is wrong with Luck?
He had shoulder surgery earlier this year
>Is it his spleen?
No
>Is it an injury that they are worried will potentially affect his career?
The only thing affecting his career are the Colts
>What is the liberal and conservative estimates of the week he will be back?
"Weeks", I wouldn't expect Irsay to say otherwise

10 yards on personal penalties jesus

>>78336672
He has aids.

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>>78336824
>cardinal colored flag

>>78336839
Presnap*

YOUR BLACK! SCRAMBLE

Are >we good now or are the Cardinals in full JUST mode?

>>78336655
it helps me cope

>>78336861
*Chiefs colored flag

>>78336927
I think we're good
Brisetts early drives were a result of good field position and momentum but I think the Cardinals should ride this out

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>>78336931
I know that feel

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>>78336903
>tfw black QB

>>78336927
I wouldn't go so far as to say >we are good, but with Brissett starting it looks like they can be a slightly below average team, which is obviously a lot better than they looked last week

>Bud Light is the choice of kings
I don't even drink and I know thats BS.

that's the colts D i know and hate

>>78337356
No it's fine though

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>>78337356
Awful timing, M8

Game over

>>78337356
never mind lol

FUCK YEAH HOOKER!

another pick

>cardinals

my god how the fuck are they losing to the colts?

jesus christ palmer

CARSON PICKMER

>>78332683
int number one

INT

>>78337295

>Anheuser-Busch introduced it here recently

The Light Beer meme makes them more money, I can see why they want to push it

about time a 1st round pick isn't a complete bust, but hooker was my draftfu so I'm not surprised

Carson Palmer died in Carolina in the NFCCG. Its Jake Delhome syndrome. Which is pretty ironic

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based Clots

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just let it end

Is anybody catching today?

I didn't realize Palmer was a homosexual. He's literally fucking me in the ass right now.

>>78337533
Doyle

Do we even need luck lmao

>>78337604
yes

>>78337604
yes

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>mfw I remember the Cheatriots traded Jones to us for a song

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>>78337604
yeah we do

>>78337604
>hasn't scored since 1st
>only TD was becuse of a penalty

Ok

Well that drive fell apart after the call, but I'm feeling a lot better about the team coltsbros

>>78337604
Yes but not as much as you think. Luck is the most overrated qb in history. He's basically Dalton with a better scheme.

>>78337833
So not a complete fraud but still fraud

Another bong cards fan here, praise me daddies.

>>78337833
literally kill yourself for being so retarded

since the colts are clearly elite, does that mean goof is the new tom brady?

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>>78337946
Based bong. How though?

>>78337833

I hate when people say this shit and have NO idea, clue or any thought of what they're saying. With no type of proof that says otherwise.

>>78338084
The same way a bong gets into NFL other than being there.

[spoiler]I thought the logo was neat[/spoiler]
[spoiler]tfw don't even have birthplace to blame for supporting an abortion[/spoiler]

>>78338147
[spoiler]turns out spoiler tags don't work the same here as in /v/[/spoiler]

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>>78337954
>>78338085
You football posters are babbys I'm going back to red sox and turnleft threads

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>>78338147
>this post
You'll fit in nicely here, friend. Welcome to The Red Sea.

>>78338147
I got into AZ the same way
Home team is ATL but I got into the NFL around the whole Vick thing so I didn't bother

>>78338212
I tried to incorporate how a cardinals average drive plays out into a post.

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>tfw watching the tardinals shit themselves against the clots

god damn this is beautiful

>>78338273
I sensed that. Very meta

>>78338294
your kind aren't welcome here

3rd and 1 gorillion yards and the colts break through

how

>obvious hands to face
Come on ref

>>78338294
>literally couldn't beat the 2016 Cardinals

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>>78338343

what are you gonna do about it with your 0-2 team faggot?

>>78338382
but I'm a clots fan :)

is moncrief fucking high

>>78338406

N-NANI?

I get a slight relief from knowing the cardinals defense is fine, though I do panic when teams like the rams and even the browns show definite improvement yet the cardinals just seem to gradually decline since 2015.

>>78338462
This.

>>78338462
and Palmer has got to go

Based Budda

Palmer 3d chess incoming

Is this the D we've been waiting for?

>>78338568
no this is carshit palmer

>>78338568
Waitin' for a D is a little bit gay desu.

>>78338462
It's ridiculous that >we still don't have any sort of solid plan for the QB situation post-Palmer, and we're in his last year.

>le qb sneak meme

Dat cheeky spot

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win this colts

REFBALL

refball

thank you based review

even though that's what's killing this sport

sure is anyone but arizona

Does refball get any more obvious than this

haha refs are retarded

Even as a Colts fan I have no idea how they called that a first down

Why is yall cheating? It was a good game

>I sure can, crazy pirate.

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How's his Reddit-tier job working out?

>>78338832
>feeling threatened by the fucking cardinals
How the mighty have fallen

>>78338832
>being this insecure

>>78339291
>>78339376

it helps to have a cushion while the o-line works out the kinks

>>78332729
Me famapam

>>78338832
why are xou even in this thread?

Cards need literally 4 safeties two win

Is the Cards offense really this bad? I want to know how excited I should be given that the Colts' defense is doing good things.

why does he keep going to aiken? I know he got the doyle memo, but someone forgot to tell him hilton is the only other player that can catch

>>78339554

to kill time

>>78339750
We're missing every one of our big guys except Fitz

has palmer ever beaten the colts?

>>78339750
considering we made even absolute shitters look like prime AP last year I'd say it's at least better up front

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>I really like the decision making Jacoby Brissett is making

>>78339484
That's like a Patriots fan going into a Bills game and praying the opponents win. Fucking pathetic, shows the awful state of your shitty overhyped franchise.

>unironically worrying about a Carson Palmer led team

Still only 7 points in it birdbros.

I guess this is what happens when one man is 4/5ths of your offense.

>wildcat

>>78339905

I see cardinals fans do it all the time. seems normal to me

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>free burgers from McDonald's tomorrow

Dog bless the USA

is brissett elite?

Jack Doyle #1 TE in the NFL

>>78340297
no but doyle is

>>78340297
It's more that the cardinals are so garbage.

I guess you'd say a toddler was elite at beating up a 3 month old baby.

>>78340297
No but he can put multiple drives together which is more than we can say for Tolzien

Any US fans coming over for the UK game?

>>78340698
>going to a dreary island nanny state to watch a football game

>3rd&20 after two great tackles behind the line
>Give up the first down
Still the Colts' defense!

>>78340698
I would but I don't have the money

>>78340835
the uk was fucking wonderful to visit, you go and stay go

>>78340920
>TD immediately afterwards
Wew

DRAGON

dammit

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D R A G O N
It's not over yet

>>78340954
It was bound to break eventually, now we'll see how reliable Brissett really is. Also did they show the roughing call? I didn't see anything

>>78341033
No they didn't show it again
Replay messup by Fox

DRAGON

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10-13
Can the Cards with this one?

o h s h i t

>>78341033
Palmer stayed on his feet the whole time, I say it's a bullshit call but they still gave up a dragon

Was that weird snap Palmer's best career run ?

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Who /tiegame/ here?

>>78341129
The Arizona special

>>78341129
CANELO

We don't deserve Chandler Jones.

Dirty

Moncrief is really shitting it up today. AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TACKLE HIM CLOTS WHY.

COME ON BIRDBROS

>>78341385
Obviously not intentional but still a penalty

why so many UK cards fans anyway?

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give them your energy bros

We really need to stop rushing the ball

>>78341500
Because the UK is a country based on self-hate and unified depression, yet not so shitty that they lose all hope.

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i swear to god clots

nELSOOOOOOOON

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>>78341536
Reminder that the Cardinals posess pure meme magic

Ah shit, going to be 17-13 isn't it

Where the other UK cardinals fans from??

Woking here, originally from the Isle of Wight.

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>>78341748

41 broke that guys leg

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fug

don't fold now

>>78341782
I've never seen a picture that describes Arizona so much

Defense screwing up and saving the game all on the same drive. I'm nervous bros, think Brissett can do it?

Here comes the choke

THAT STOP

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Was hope a mistake?

HNNNGGGG

Guys I'm doing it

I'm starting to believe

In a cards win against the clots

Help

>>78342186

it appears so

Cards choke with Palmer throwing pick six. Watch

Welp gg

>>78342310
Fuck why does this sound so likely

Based Jones

The encouraging thing is that the Colts D would usually collapse after giving up a big pass like that, so at least it's the offense that gets to fuck up at the last minute today.

Colts offense looks like they have cancer

Cardinals suck

>>78341880

>lul didn't watch

>clots

>>78342615
They caught it from the cardinals oline

>>78342615

Nigga, look at da coach

>let's not call any of our 3 remaining timeouts
I'm so tired of Pagano jesus christ coltsbros when will it end

Get McAfee back ffs

oh fuck could it be happening

>CLOTS

>>78342715
When the cancer comes back

Is Chuck Pagano ever gonna lose his job?

Anyone want to explain why the Colts just called a timeout?

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Dawson getting iced then OT incoming!

>>78342782
Kek

>>78342799
So the cardinals have to run another play and risk a fumble

>CLOTS

When will this icing the kicker meme end

iceeeeeeeeeee

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES

>>78342950
NEVER EVER

LOL9OLOLOLOKOOL

ICED

ICED

>>78342809
FUK

HOLY SHIT DAWSON

YOU HAD ONE JOB

>>78342950
LOL

>>78342950
When Denver stops winning in week 1 with it

MOTHERFUCKER

Ice cold kek

LMAO

>did he run into the kicker?
>perfectly timed cutaway
Suspicious

LETS FUCCKING GO

m y b o n g h e a r t

lol wat

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>>78342950
YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING WITH THIS POST

Is it just me or does icing the kicker mess with the o-line more than the kicker?

THANK YOU BASED CHUCKSTRONG

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>>78342950
>the city of this stupid, stupid faggot

>vinny doing the toss
kek

just because it sometimes works doesn't mean it isn't a meme

>Pagano actually does a thing
wew lad

The real comedy of that missed kick is that Irsay will inevitably be impressed by Chuck's "strategy" and it'll buy him a few more weeks

TIE GAME CARDINALS WIN

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>>78343080

>the city of this stupid, stupid faggot

jesus christ fire our special teams coach how do we keep missing fgs for the win

>>78342809
Called it

Bye

Based Badger

welp that was a fast ot

fuck

gg

>brisset

>actually making trades with Belichick
>being this retarded

Aaaaaand good game

>10 minutes now

Literally for what purpose

>Clots

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dammit

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Enjoy

BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED

HONEY BADGER

Welp

>clots

BADJA

I TRIED SO HARD

>clots

M E M E M A G I C

Enjoy Belichick's poison pill

that was ugly as shit but a w is a w

>black qbs
>curent year

>black QBs

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Oh for fucks sake you absolute wankstains

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

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Will the Clots finally give in and sign Kaep?

this why you don't put a nigger meme QB on the field

>>78343343
We don't deserve to win anon, but we'll take it.

t.Cards

just kick it already pls

>>78343394
>>78343395
Back to back /pol/ posters