MIN: Xavier Rhodes to play Sunday against Pittsburgh
CHI: Jordan Howard likely to play
MIN: Bradford likely a game-time decision
NE: Burkhead could see more snaps this week
WAS: Reed says he was "rusty" week one
NYG: OBJ questionable yet expected to play on MNF
NO: Saints shopping around S Kenny Vaccaro
CIN: "Near mutiny" led Marvin Lewis to fire OC Zampese
SEA: Sherman on track to play week two
>>78326162
>Not "Football is on today edition"
Ypu disappoint me
Thank you Based Carr
>>78326554
>Ends in 4
TYBC
>>78326547
>implying there will only be one general for the entire day
0-1 here we come
>>78326654
>implying there should be a general at all today
Go make some fucking threads, it's Sunday.
>Yfw glennon BTFO the busc
>>78326554
How many touchdowns does Carr unleash on the JEST?
Who cautiously optimistic here?
>>78326889
How high can you count
>>78326907
not me
>>78326889
2. The RBs will run in at least 3.
>>78326759
Is this your first time on spee? There is always a general to go with the game threads
>>78326554
Break a leg Derrick
>>78326822
>>78326907
Me!
>>78326162
*Looks at Lions' playoff win count this millenium*
O_o
*gasp*
Uuuuuhhhhhh, Detroitards? Mind explaining yourselves?!
>>78326554
TYBC!
>>78327069
Bad coaching.
>>78327069
*looks at Lions RBs since Barry*
*looks at Lions defense*
*looks at refball against the Lions*
Boys report in. How fucked are the bronclels today?
>>78326946
>nu-/sp/
Generals
No fun allowed
90% of non generals deleted
Heavily moderated (for free)
Lack of dank memes
Board culture ruined
Cancerous tripfags every other posts
>old based /sp/
Sports bar atmosphere
Rarely any hotpocket mods
Ass threads
Dank memes
Non faggoty trips
Late night feels threads
Based gamethreads
Chaseb Owl threads
Home run derby threads
>>78327201
A lot.
>>78326974
>Derrick
>>78327288
>Alabama RBs
When will they learn
As a Patriots fan who doesn't want to go food shopping and instead pick up a quick snack pre game time, what should I eat?
Dominos Pizza or a 50 pack of Dunkin Donuts Munchkins
>>78327442
What the fuck, go make yourself a salad fatty
so? who's losing today?
>>78326907
>>78327490
Shittsburgh shits the bed
>>78327442
Are all Pats fans obese?
>>78327224
Remember when the Curiosity landing got a sticky here?
>tfw /nu/-sp has been around for like 4 years now
>tfw we can't rewind we've gone too far...
The only time dak has faced a pass rush like the broncos, he got torn apart
>>78327069
The team has been shit since Barry left. Most good players just want to GTFO.
Sad.
>>78327556
nu-/sp/ is post 2010 /sp/. Faggot soccer world cup turned a glorious board into /int/ 2.0
>>78327490
Packers are going to collapse, so not the Falcons
>>78327490
Bills & KC
>>78327069
1 playoff win in 60 years.
Insane.
>>78327490
They all lose except the Falcons
>>78327442
>>78327490
Chiefs will be wrecked by Eagles
Stealers probably win
Falcons will be Wrecked by Packers
Are the Bills good this year?
>>78327490
Bottom two.
>>78327531
>Bradford hurt and facing one the dirtiest defenses in the league
>Pittsburgh honoring Rooney so the refs will show their appreciation for all the paychecks they've received from him over the years
There is really no chance Vikings win today
>>78327556
>all that American shitposting
>>78327584
2012 Olympics was the point of no return
>>78327672
>>78327673
>packers win out of lambeau
>>78327697
Bradford is fine, he's just making excuses for why he's going to suck.
He was like that in Philly. Could rip bad defenses, but get someone that was even mediocre and he falls apart.
Move on from him as soon as you can.
>>78327490
Niggercats and the Failcoons, Shittsburgh has a close game but gets REFFED to a win
>>78327761
I heard that Roger Goodell mysteriously received a Porsche from an "anonymous donor" this week, so anything could happen.
>Carolina Black Panthers
Is there a more nigged up team in the league? I'd say it's between them and Cincinnati.
>>78328006
you say that like it's a bad thing
>>78328064
>flag
Why am I not surprised?
>>78328064
>Brazil
>>78328064
flag checks out
>>78328143
>>78328154
I want pol to leave
>>78328200
I want tripfags to leave
>>78328200
Too bad you can't have everything you want, cupcake.
Chefs win the Owl with ease
>>78328235
tough luck
>>78328235
I want anons to stop complaining about tripfags
Smeth on a revenge tour right now. Seen his interview with Bensinger and he was talking about the Mahomes pick and was basically saying it was useless for a win now team like the Chefs. This nigga got a fire lit under his ass so he doesn't lose his job.
>>78328244
Go to hell
>>78328317
Patrick Mahomo isn't even good. I have no clue why teams keep falling for the Air Raid meme.
>>78328317
>smeth immediately throws 47 picks
>>78327570
You mean the giants? Did you not see Sunday? Vernon and JPP were none factors. And the Broncos don't have anyone on the D-line like snacks Harrison to disrupt the middle.
>>78326698
>>78326933
You are not losing to the >burrs at home.
>>78327442
Learn to cook, Pat faggot
>>78328317
>This nigga got a fire lit under his ass so he doesn't lose his job.
Yet, he's also said he expects this to be his final year with the Chiefs.
Got the Redskins winning big today. the rams are super overrated from week 1, they'll win 7 games like every year
You know why I like the Chiefs, as a fanbase, we will never let you know our team is shit.
Like, Alex Smith, he's the most elite ass motherfucker and if anyone here tells me otherwise I'd say meet me in person so we can discuss our difference tailgating outside of the great arrowhead stadium over some boulevard and KC Barbecue done right..
>>78328356
>Smeth throwing picks
Very uncharacteristic.
>>78328347
I'd be inclined to agree except. Should've waited to draft a QB this year.
>>78328394
Maybe he's looking to get BIG money instead.
What are the chances that the vikes, puckers, and burrs all lose today?
>>78328429
>actually going to the games
People do this?
>>78326945
Today's the day we see Lynch run over a defender and into the endzone and everyone will make comparison to Bo Jackson's mowing down Brain Bosworth.
>>78328506
70%
>Uh oh. Sam Bradford walking off the field already. He barely tested knee, didn't drop back at all.
https://twitter.com/AKinkhabwala/status/909422272259198982
Hey guys, if none of the 8 teams that play at the same time today are your team, what will you recommend me watch?
Do you recommend me watching redzone instead?
>>78327022
that makes one of us
>>78328669
haha time for keenum
>>78328669
Stick a fork in them, vikes are done.
Last digit shows how many Packers players get season-ending injuries this year thanks to their woefully inept strength and conditioning staff.
>>78328704
Have you seen Moonlight yet? Despite the obvious /pol/-tier complaints, it's a really good movie.
>>78328669
Biggest bust in NFL history. At least Jamarcus was out of the league in 2 years while teams have been giving this glass faggot hefty contracts for almost a decade now.
>>78328669
>2018 Top 5 pick Browns with no Myles Garrett last week
>Vikings with no Bradford this week
>2018 Top 5 pick Bears next week
Luckiest team alive
>>78328669
>mfw he misses the game against the Bucs next week
>>78328743
>biggest bust
>not Trent Richardson
Jawalrus is still worse than Glassford tho. Bradford can't do anything about his glass knees, Russell's problems were entirely his own fault.
>>78328830
I'd say Trent is right up there with him, yeah. To be considered the biggest bust you have to bust for more than one team. The fact that TWO teams blew a first round pick on one of the worst RBs in NFL history is telling.
>can't do anything about his glass knees
That makes him a bust. Best ability is availability.
>>78328743
Aguayo was bigger. 2nd rounder pick for a kicker who can't even kick? Embarrassing
>>78328704
For the early games, eagles @ chiefs will probably be the best game but vikings @ steelers, patriots @ saints, and titans @ jags could all be worth it to watch too. cowboys @ broncos is the only late game that looks good
>>78326907
So very cautious it is barely optimistic.
>>78328880
>Best ability is availability
t. your mom
saints will absolutely dismantle the pats today. Brees in a Dome is simply unstoppable
>>78328931
Hey what happened last season when the lions played the saints in New Orleans?
>>78328883
Look up Russell Erxleben.
>kicker
>drafted in the first round as a #11 overall pick
>atrocious as a kicker
>his signature play was trying to pass a botched in the overtime and throwin a pick 6
>50% career Field Goal average
>get demoted to only a punter
>he sucks dick as a punter too
>out of the league in 5 years
Aguayo looks like Vinatieri compared to that faggot.
>>78328977
Same thing that's gonna happen this year
>>78328977
That lions D was much better than whichever corpses the pats are fielding this week. It will be a shootout -- Saints win 49-34
>>78327761
pic related
>>78328931
pic also kinda related
>>78328743
I don't know about the *biggest* bust, but he is definitely shit. No idea why people keep thinking he can do more than his record shows.
>>78329018
>mfw
>>78328931
>>78328931
Brees is also 3-1 against Brady.
Redskins fags - how
>>78329122
How what?
>>78329037
>That lions D was much better than whichever corpses the pats are fielding this week.
Nigga that lions secondary allowed 72.7% of passes against them to be completed last season, the worst in the league, and Brees still couldn't win.
>>78329142
Stafford didn't even have to use meme magic to win
>>78329117
And the one time he lost it was because of refball in 2013. If there's one game where the Saints can pull a meme win, it's this one.
>>78329234
>the Pats could go 0-2
Don't fuck this up, Saints
>>78329142
how many Big Plays allowed though? nice cherry-picking faggot
>>78329257
The board has been so nice without the patsfag shitters, let's hope it stays that way
>>78329296
>be a Browns fan
>still be here after years upon years of the team being shit
>Patriot fans literally evaporate after a single loss
What a bunch of faggots
>>78329293
Why are you getting mad? Based Slay wasn't the problem with the defense, but he is only one man.
>>78329296
Not even a patsfag, I just like being a shitter
>>78329360
But see, not being a patsfag makes you tolerable. You dont have that obnoxious smug northeastern shit going on.
>>78327697
Let there be light!
>pats expecting kyle van noy to cover
huehuehue you're gonna be dissapointed senpai
w-we're gonna win today, r-right... please let the pain be over... no? oh, okay
>>78329473
Is Kyle the most homosexual name for a man?
>>78329509
Second only to yours anon :^)
They always doubt you sweet GOAT. Even when you have shown them wonders! For almost 2 decades of greatness.
I love you!
>>78329509
No I think that is Aaron
>>78329509
No, Justin and Andre are
>>78329117
>games are quarterback v quarterback
kys
>>78327442
Just skip the middleman and inject rubber cement directly into your veins.
>>78329562
Justin is just a super generic name. With Andre you have a point, sounds gay as shit.
>>78329540
As a loins fan I'm glad you're gonna lose, but I feel bad for your team, especially teddy.
>Pats using 3 TEs
JUST, gronk already being shown the door by week 2. priceless
McDonalds, Burger King, Wendys, or KFC anons?
>>78327442
Dunkin Donuts will always be inferior to Krispy Kreme
>>78329597
Caco Bell
>>78329509
What's your dad's name again?
why can't it just be 1pm already. already fapped and took my pills, just want to watch footy
who else /hasOBJontheirfantasyteam/ here? What is your plan?
>>78329593
He's a Gronk, he was never going to have a long football career
How the FUCK is it fair that the Falcons and Panthers both get to play the Packers at home this year while we have to go up to Green Bay in fucking December?
>>78329613
Nina
>>78329257
>>78329296
>they don't appreciate the GOAT of rhe sport they love
>>78329608
Their tacos taste like ass. I've been spoiled by Qdoba
Hey Patsbros. I look forward to you dismantling us today and bringing us one step closer to the end of the Brees/Payton era when I can finally abandon false hope of the Saints ever being good again
Mike fucking Evans
>>78329597
Wendy's all the way
>Jerry Jones trying to impede Goodell extension
Where were you when are Jezza saved Ameriball?
Daily reminder that Chiefs fans are obnoxious, white trash pieces of shit.
>>78329597
Bojangles
>>78329650
Brady is fine, his fans are ass cancer
>>78328999
There's a pretty good case for never drafting punters or kickers at all and just grabbing them in free agency, but I guess if yours are losing you games, people get desperate and stupid.
Are hard shell tacos the most nigger tier food ever invented?
what are you niggers watching? I can't stand ESPN talking about 10% football
>>78329747
No that's ham hock
>>78329634
Life isn't fair anon
>>78329747
KFC/Popeyes
>>78329747
hard shells are patrician though. more taste and holds the meet in beter
>>78329740
To their credit, kickers and punters used to be far more important in the old days where games were low scoring a getting a sequence of first downs felt like getting mauled by a bulldozer.
>>78329765
I literally never watch ESPN unless a game is on. Waste of time, and that's not even counting the leftist propaganda.
>>78329765
i'm watching sunday morning countdown out of habit. who the fuck cares about this negro's collection of shitty cars?
>>78329717
None in my location. I live on the east coast
>>78329772
>ham hock
That's German/central Euro as fuck.
>>78329777
Trips confirms, good job
Tune in cucks
>>78329501
Titans o-line is so fucking awful its going to be a bumpy ride
>>78329823
Bojangles are on the East coast dum dum.
>>78329776
>Popeyes
Nigga those are fighting words. Even white people love Popeyes
>>78329861
No we don't.
>>78329776
You forgot Church's. Literal ghetto tier.
>>78329859
None in Michigan anon
>>78329747
>tacos and black people
What are you talking about? That's not even a stereotype.
Also taco bell makes a taco shell out of a fried egg now lol
>>78329747
no it'll always be pigs feet
>>78329861
I live in the whitest city imaginable in northern NJ. I went to a Popeyes the other day and i was the only fucking cracker there. Good food though, the popcorn shrimp are tasty
>>78329898
>Michigan
>east coast
Nooooo
Which channel has Patriots game?
All I can find on cable for 1pm est time slot is Chiefs Eagles.
>fb.com/minnesotavikings/videos/10155638970917836/
The absolute STATE of this pre-game hype shit.
Sure is a nice new stadium you got there Atlanta. It would be a shame if something happened to it
>>78329879
You aren't the representation of your race. I live in livonia Michigan, white area, and we have a popeyes and it's always packed.
>>78329898
Michigan is the midwest tho
>>78329898
>michigan
>East coast
JUST, you guys are just as backwoods as the rest of the midworst
>>78329935
>I live ... Michigan
Nigger state.
>>78329907
>pigs feet
Nah its donkey teeth.
The key and peele soul food sketch was great
>>78329765
>>78329789
>>78329853
>"ESPN is about sports. ... ESPN is not a political organization." ESPN president John Skipper's memo to staffers.
KEK, they have to lie/backtract so much to convince the dumb.
Trump really did spank them and that full retard Jamele Hill cunt hard!
>>78329926
Sky Sports Main Event and Sky Sports Action.
>>78329921
I'm an idiot, I assumed we were eastcoast since we used eastern time
What's the whitest fanbase?
I think Green Bay or maybe new england? Probably green bay though.
Popeyes fucking sucks. Bonjangles all the way
t. black guy (jets fan)
>>78329604
This fucking pleb
>>78329898
East Coast means Atlantic coast not some gay lake.
>>78329789
>poltard crying about evil old liberal espn
Every time
>>78329972
Dumbfuck, the water you see out your window is a lake, not an ocean
>>78329952
Michigan is a large state anon, it's not just Detroit and Flint and whites are 79% of the population
is OBJ going to play this week?
>>78329958
In that memo he pretty much said something along the lines of "ESPN is about sports but we still have to force cultural marxist shit and promote all races and religions" or something like that.
>ESPN - nigger propaganda
>CBS - glorified blogposting (King, Prisco)
>FOX - retards galore
It's a sad state of affairs when NFL Network are the only people actually talking about football.
Ann Arbor > your state's best city
Fuck right off
>>78329842
It's nasty is what it iis!
>>78329972
>I'm an idiot, I assumed we were eastcoast since we used eastern time
>>78330039
If he does, his role will likely be limited to mostly decoy work
>>78330039
Yeah why not
>>78329974
The whiter the region, the whiter the fanbase. Goes without saying that all California teams and southern team fans are largely non white
>>78328926
don't worry bro, we got this shit
>>78329789
Well, they're still important. It just doesn't make much sense to draft anyone that the other teams were not going to draft. No matter when you pick them up, you're almost always overpaying.
A good kicker or punter can have a 10+ year career easy, so as long as you aren't stupid, you shouldn't be scrambling to pick one up in the draft.
>>78330027
Western Michigan is best
>Breweries out the ass
>Great biking
>Great beaches
>Only white people
>>78330027
> it's not just Detroit and Flint
Yeah it's also Lansing and Pontiac and Benton Harbor and other nigger up places.
>>78327442
>mfw an american was fat near me
what do i change?
>>78330002
Enjoy your shit ratings bitch nigga.
>>78330042
>google it to try and start an argument for a city and just pretend I'm from that state
>it's true
>>78330118
FUCK OFF
>>78330091
you forgot small penises also
>>78330118
you leave this thread
>>78327069
Inept owner Bill Ford Sr. was too loyal to shit GMs and never hired anyone outside his circle jerk.
>>78330140
Since I'm not a faggot, I don't care how big other men's penises are
If you could go back and live in the 1800's would you?
>>78330187
>lying on the internet
>>78330118
Hooper instead of Rudolph
>>78330187
>t. dicklet
>>78329983
>Popeye
>KFC
There is no Bojangles here though. We only got KFC and Popeye's both 10 minutes away from me.
Which one you recommend honestly everyone for Football meal??
Trump likes KFC though so i might hit that.
Go Patriots! I love you!
>>78330210
Only if I can be a plantation owner and have my own team of slaves.
>>78330187
Prove it suck another mans dick on livestream if you don't you are gay
>missing most games today because boss is on vacation so im having to fill in for her
Worst football sunday ever
>>78330250
>mfw you develop football earlier
>>78330210
I'm not going to pretend like I could live without the internet or broadcast football at this point, even if it meant I could have slaves.
>>78330243
Why not try both and make a decision for yourself?
>>78326907
me!
>>78329983
Popeyes used to be good. I remember it being good as a child but something went wrong at some point
Is zaxbys any good?
>>78330281
>working for a woman
>>78330257
You have to pay to watch that
>>78330281
Well, someone has to man the drive thru.
>Case Keenum is starting
we've beaten shitsburgh with Cassel. This can't be all too bad considering the defense is much much better than last time
>>78330210
no I'm too lazy. I'd die in about 3 days because there's no Jimmy John's.
>"Myles Jack is the key to all this"
>>78330302
Zaxby's is shit tier
>>78330243
KFC is some of the blandest chicken I've ever tasted. Literally only the skin is worth eating
>>78330333
>I'd die in about 3 days
>Three 3s
I hope you have your affairs in order, anon.
>>78327069
>this millennium
>4 Championships
>7-13
Lions have won 1 playoff game in 60 years and still have a pretty good record.
Not all everyone is a bandwagoner like you.
>>78330370
Chicken itself is a trash tier meat, that's why it's so cheap.
>>78330308
In my field, most/all of my coworkers are women. Most of my clientele are women. Even during the training process they only use she/her pronouns when referring to customer interaction. Women love chocolate and guys who work with it
>>78330281
>working for a place open on Sunday
Even if you're a minimum wage cuck, you could at least go to Chick Fil A.
>>78330400
Thanks Paul Prudhomme for that insightful banter.
>>78330400
>that's why it's so cheap.
Agreed but why are chicken wings are expensive as shit though
Who /2-0/ here?
>>78330438
Because they dump weird ass seasoning on it.
>>78330290
>>78330370
Maybe i will get Popeye's dark meat chicken and cover it with the skin of a KFC value meal.
>Sam Bradford out
>>78330093
Dude we aren't even in the top 15. Least coast has some fucking explaining to do though.
>>78330438
Because there are only 2 wings per chicken
>Putting in a fat pinch right before you start working on the grill
Name a more based feeling, I dare you
>>78330462
I hate life.
>>78330243
Popeyes is better and I'm White.
>>78330438
Supply and demand.
>>78330398
I want to die
>Tfw pre stafford fan
>>78330479
Not getting mouth cancer in 20 years
>>78330479
The healthy feeling of not being addicted to nicotine
>>78330479
>Name a more based feeling
Not having aggressive mouth cancer is a pretty good feeling desu
God I love football
>>78330459
If you do, please post pix.
You will know this man's name by the end of today.
>Case Keenum
>>78330091
Very fucking true let the rest of the world think we are Detroit it is better they never find out 80% of the state looks like pic related.
>>78330438
Chicken wings are the actual dumpster parts. In terms of quality it goes
Breast > Thigh > Leg > Wing
but wings are marketed as this amazing product to stupid people. You're barely better than the people eating gizzards.
>Bradford had a stellar MNF game
>already injured
>>78330479
>falling for the gum cancer nicotine
anon...
besides the only good brands are Göteborgs Rapé and General
t. snus connoisseur
Bradford out with knee. Must suck to be a Vikings fan
>>78330466
The South should be nuked.
>>78330250
I'd probably too busy fucking the female slaves to care about anything. Woo wee do I love me some black booty
>>78330534
Nice logic. Not.
>>78330529
Is the mini GOAT gonna finally get his shot.
Stafford better not let me down
>>78330526
10/10 he came from my university
>>78330550
Why do black people love the Mississippi River so much?
>>78330539
Don't worry. They'll always have.... case keenum....bahahahahahhaah
>Reminder
If I was coaching the Bears, we'd at least have t-ten wins
>>78330539
>yfw he is feigning injury to finish the season with an 84% completion percentage
>>78330550
Montana, Idaho and Maine are the best states in America.
>>78330602
That ugly fat redhead
>>78329704
SEETHING
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>>78330550
We need to nuke California and New York too since that's where most of the cucks are
>>78330605
I once coached them to a 11-5 season in Madden but lost the divisional to >shittsburgh
>>78330550
Im in a blue county. Should i kill myself?
>>78330530
>lions fan
>got married at the STAFFORD'S Perry hotel in Petoskey by the lake
Best party of my life too, northern Michigan is great
>>78330466
Post the complete list
>raidshits
McCown will pull you apart if you give him more than 3 seconds in the pocket. Go Jets.
>>78330575
The fact that they don't play until tomorrow has me on edge. Lions never do well on prime time games
>>78330672
Go out in a blaze of glory, anon
I wish Keenum translated better in the NFL
>As of the end of the 2016 college football season, Keenum holds the following NCAA individual records:[15][16]
>Most career total yards: 20,114
>Most career touchdowns responsible for: 178
>Most career pass completions: 1,546
>Most career passing yards: 19,217
>Most career passing touchdowns: 155
>Most career games with 300+ passing yards: 39
>Most games with 300+ passing yards in a single season: 14 (tied with Paul Smith)
>Most seasons passing for 5,000+ yards: 3
>Most seasons passing for 4,000+ yards: 3 (tied with four others)
>>78330479
>Not using grizz
Poorfag
>>78330587
>Steelers nearly lose to BROWNS
>worrying about our quarterback
Hahahahha
>>78330566
No he's right. Breasts and tenders are used for fine dining usually sauced or cooked with rice or mirepoix, wings are sort of dump parts though the little wing drumstick part makes an airline chicken. Legs are and wings are more of an appetizer or side. Thighs are basically garbage meat.
In terms of taste on their own though I feel
wings>legs>thighs>tenders>breasts
>>78330672
Just move to a red county, Then your vote will actually matter
>>78330517
>eagles
>saints
God I hope you're right
>>78330706
>He just doesn't have that, "It" factor
>>78330672
If you're black, yes. If not, just move away.
>>78330462
get in lad
>>78330740
>>78330740
>>78330740
>>78330530
Shhh retard, do you want to invite the libshits and spics into our state?
Who else joining the 1-1 Club today?
>>78330243
Popeyes 100%
>>78330718
That's Steelers on the road.
Steelers are way tougher at home, especially home opener.
man these threads are get worse and worse. when did /pol/ start invading literally every sports thread?
>>78330753
>more than an hour in advance
Consider suicide
>>78330411
>faggot
>trip
Checks out imo fa la
>>78330715
>Grizz
Found the barely legal trip
>>78330793
Doubtful.
>>78330756
If only they knew what we were planning up here.
WHERE IS RED ZONE THREAD
>>78330002
t. Sergio Dipp
>>78330718
Kizer is better than Keenum.
>>78330760
i don't think you can physically be a cardinals fan and be that smug
>>78330794
>everything I don't like is /pol/
Fuck off back to plebbit
>>78330620
>Alaska and Maryland are the best states
Ftfy
>>78330411
So you're a trap? Gross.
>>78330723
Thighs are the only things used for cooking anything that calls for dark meat, but there aren't very many things that do. Wings and legs are too fatty to use as meat.
>>78330839
Fake it till you make it
Hey guys, I just got a job offer in Detroit! I'll be making a mint! They'll even relocate my family out too!
>>78330794
Boy these threads get worse and worse when you newfags don't lurk moar.
>>78329858
Titans have one of the best Olines in the league dipshit
>>78330760
only the tardinels could lose a solid first half lead so easily
>@RapSheet Ian Rapoport The #Vikings believe it’s just a one-week absence for Sam Bradford.
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/909440752492728320
>>78330530
>Ice fishing in three months
>>78330550
>That one blue county in oklahoma
Wtf
>>78330813
I'm 28 my man
>everyone is mean today
;_;
>>78330849
Alaska is great, low taxes, best gun laws, beautiful nature, no blacks. Would be better if the weather wasn't a frozen hellscape for half the year.
Maryland is just some shithole full of niggers and urban rot.
Should i start prescott or wentz this week? Thanks fantasy bros!
>>78330885
Is Sam Bradford even good?
>>78330870
There are some fucking nice parts of Detroit.
>>78330836
And a good quarterback does not guarantee a good team
>>78330849
Only if you live west of Hagerstown.
>>78330919
Yes
>>78330906
>best gun laws
Thats not Arizona. At least we have that
Is anyone going to talk about how the Patriots lost?
>>78330898
Allow me to get the door for you, Gram Papa
More Muesli?
>>78330950
That helmet screams alpha
>>78330906
The frozen hellscape is the only thing keeping everything white. It's why niggers stay south or in warmer cities.
>>78330924
Their defense and OL are also underrated as fuck.
>>78330919
Yes. Highest pass completion in NFL history last season.
>>78330906
Anti hunting PETA faggot detected
>>78330898
>I'm 28
how sad
>>78330977
dubs dont lie
I thought i'd be free from the racism here. I'm a black guy living in white-ass Cook County in Montana and somehow people still look at me sour just becuase of the color of my skin,.
>>78330919
When he isn't hurt, he's extremely above average.
>>78330870
Detroit is actually undergoing a nice renovation right now and whites are moving back in en masse so this is actually the best time to move into the city.
>>78330908
Wentz, KC's secondary is banged up and Dak is going against a much better unit in DEN
>>78330951
No one really cares about a team on the decline.
who should be UNLEASHed today
>>78330950
Arizona actually has a lower percentage of blacks than Alaska, as weird as that sounds.
>>78330991
He is not above average - what? he's basically as aggressively average as it gets.
>>78330575
if >we win its going to be by a touchdown or less
>>78331016
But a large collection of spics. You still have cancer, just a different kind.
>>78330620
STAY OUT
SIGN SAYS FULL
Anyone have some Packers memes?
>>78330990
That's just the unspoken hint for you to leave. Take the hint.
>>78330950
Everyone in Alaska xmcan CC or OC without a permit. It took me 20 mimutes to buy a handgun in Alaska. Arizona is cucked in comparison.
I saw a black perosn on the way to work today. Welp fuck- have to move out!!!! FUCK NIGGER AMIRITE XDXDXDXXD
>>78330898
>28 and still shitposting on 4chinz
>>78331041
>>78331037
Spics are far more tolerable than blacks.
>>78331016
Believe me, you have a large amount of light brown people. Plus, who the fuck wants to sit inside in the A/C all day long?
>>78331041
All my packers stuff is Aaron Rodgers
>>78330921
The white parts. And as a POC/COP(colored person) i would rather live in parts of Central Anerica, or actual Africa...than Chicongo or most of Detroit now.
The only thing worth saving in Detroit is my nigga Stafford.
>>78331058
>not being able to buy a gun in under 20 minutes in Arizona
Are you retarded? Did you fall asleep filling out the form?
>>78331074
blacks at least know the language and are chill/cool when you get to know them. spics are culturally irelevant and take jobs from hard-working whites like me and my family. fuck tht shit
Who else wants to see the Patriots die this year?
>>78331079
Arizona is unbearably hot only during summer really. October to April is a literal paradise.
>>78331074
Yeah, and killing yourself with a gun is less painful than killing yourself with a butter knife. No thanks.
>>78331108
Arizona is Commiefornia compared to Alaska
>>78331111
Racist quads checked
>Dolphins LB Lawrence Timmons is not currently with team, as @JasonLaCanfora reported. League source also tells me they DO know where he is
>>78331074
Blacks control their own population and speak english. Spics illegally come in, breed, and refuse to assimilate. Give me blacks over spics any day
>>78331111
I don't give a shit about culture as I'm not a faggot. If you live in a black neighborhood you have a statistically higher chance of getting murdered than if you lived in the middle of Baghdad, there are neighborhoods in St. Louis and New Orleans that are literally the most dangerous places in the world.
>>78331149
Demonstrably untrue but okay
>ONE HOUR
>>78331107
Stafford doesn't even live in Detroit so no worries there.
>>78331111
>implying you want the housekeeping,cooking,janitorial,labor jobs
okay have fun with that
>>78331111
>>78330990
At least you wont be shot or raped by niggas in the inner cities. A few looks once in a while would be nothing to me.
Buy a cowboy hat. Go fishing. Enjoy living in beautiful area.
>This is the shirt every fan at Lucas Oil Stadium will find on their seat today.
cringe
>>78330990
When I was 15, I met my first black people
they were in town for one week
a mob went by their house that Friday afternoon, told them be gone by sun up or they would torch the place whether anyone was in it or not
>not a joke
>dead serious
I feel bad for black people, but seriously, STAY AWAY
NOT SAFE
we literally enshrine the Aryan Nation in Coeur D'alene, ID
like, they buddies with the Sheriff
=D
>nazis
>>78331183
...until you lose
>>78331175
Your state was a hairline fracture away from going to Clinton because of all the cocksucking libshit transplants from california and illegals.
>>78331149
https://www.cheatsheet.com/culture/states-loosest-gun-laws.html/?a=viewall
http://www.gunsandammo.com/network-topics/culture-politics-network/best-states-for-gun-owners-2015/
http://www.dailywire.com/news/11497/these-7-states-have-nations-best-gun-laws-aaron-bandler
>>78331175
Fuck you and fuck commiefornia you dumb ass
>>78331259
shut up old man no one cares
How can I bet money on NFL games?
help a nigga out
>>78331175
What's with the increase of nazi frog posters?
>>78331233
Maricopa county is the biggest red county in America.
>>78331259
>Old Bay resorting to childish insults when confronted
Tripfaggots, everyone
>>78331192
Kek
>>78331070
I'm 31 but then again I'm not a tripshit like him.
>>78331289
>Sport with the largest conservative fanbase in the country.
>Surprised that there's conservative opinions
>>78331317
>I'm 31
>>78331317
I'm 38
>Jacksonville's local news guys fight over a golden fedora with predictions for the Jaguars
wew
>>78331329
Yeah.
>>78331334
Cool. I thought Mustard Buzzard was our oldest known poster, I think he's above 40.
>>78331289
>Reminder to report all these Nazis and racist to the FBI website.
>>78331259
Old Cun, wuzza matter =\
You hung over?
Do you want me to make some chicken soup and get you a gatorade?
>>78331317
>>78331323
Is what they say about 4chan users over 30 true? Are you really a step away from suicide? Are ypu a wizard?
>>78331284
>>78331295
>can't CC without a license
Sad!
>>78331329
>faggot doesn't know that you're here forever
been here since 18-1
>>78331259
>old bay is proven wrong
>his response is to REEEEEEE
>its an Old Bay's """opinions""" cant stand up to any scrutiny episode
These reruns arent exactly Seinfeld
>>78331367
I've been married for 6 years now, one kid. Not close to being a wizard.
>>78331396
Congrats!
>>78331390
anyone else getting their sensible chuckles ready for when the raiders inevitably lose to the jest today?
>>78331376
You do know Arizona has Constitutional Carry, right?
>>78331413
I'm getting it ready for when the Saints beat the Pats
>>78331387
>proven wrong
>>78331403
Thanks.
>>78331396
>he procreated =O
THIS GENERATION WILL SURVIVE
>i can finally die now
>>78331444
Trips checked
>>78329501
The logo is oriented in a poor fashion. What would it look like if the flag were held upright? Absolute shit I hope u lose to the jags
>>78331367
Lost my virginity at 16. Like my life very much. You guys are probably the closest thing I have to friends right now though
>>78331376
>In Arizona, a person over age 21 may legally carry a concealed firearm or deadly weapon without a permit within the state, except for certain prohibited locations
>There is no registration or licensing of non-NFA firearms in Arizona.
>>78331440
>score deseaun watson level on the wunderlic
>surprised he sucks
at least deseaun's excuse is he's a nigger
>>78331458
I love u bae. We gonna do it today! Carr and sweet GOAT Brady will conquer all! By the grace of the sweet baby Jesus!
>>78331376
>CC licenses
>in Arizona
>>78331478
>ratbirds
>datbirds
>raidniggers
>shitbirds
>he likes to lose money
Bears fan = ultra cucks
>>78331542
The only thing those are good for in Arizona is no background check call when you buy a gun from a dealer
>>78331478
I didn't make it asshole. but yes it appears we will lose to the jags today
I couldn't imagine living in a place when open carry was legal. That's fucking scary
>>78331226
Not even a Clots fan, but it's a nice shirt
>flag
Oh I get it now
>>78331584
Literally nobody cares.
>Texans send two first round picks to Cleveland so they can draft Denigger Watson
>Browns draft Kizer late in the 2nd round
Honestly even if Kizer turned out to be utter shit, this was still a good move. Watson is completely dreadful.
Michael Irvin chimping out over kapernick already
>>78331496
>>78331510
>>78331542
>he think Mexizona is more gun friendly than Alaska
>>78331543
Dumbass
Anyone here use buffstreams? Last time I did I got a warning for a phishing site or something like that
>>78331229
>Coeur D'alene
Well yeah everyone knows that's neo-nazi land, move south to a less shit part of best state
>>78331607
>lalalalalalala i cant hear your facts!!!!
>>78331584
You know what's scary? Living in a black neighborhood. Chicago has strict gun laws but it's a warzone while the white areas in Arizona are completely safe.
>>78331605
Watson looked good in the 2nd half. his throwing motion is beautiful and his mobility dramatically improved between game 1 and 2
>>78327442
>Dunkin Donuts
>not calling it Dunkies
fucking poser
GET
OUT
>>78331041
someone say Packers memes?
>>78331607
>he think Mexizona is more gun friendly than Alaska
We don't just think that, we know that. It's an objectively verifiable fact, it's the most gun friendly state in the nation.
>>78331584
Permissive open carry state here. I've literally never seen someone walking around with a visible gun.
>>78329935
Why did they have to build a Popeyes next to Culver's? Chipotle please
>>78331584
t. sheltered east coast suburbanite who lets Jamal fuck his wife to cope with the memories of his parents divorce
>>78331584
Cuck
>>78330863
Nope, just the only straight guy that works there
>>78331631
Good thing i live in nyc then where gun crime has been on decline for 30 years now, and we don't have sub-80 IQ hicks running around with guns ready to blast away any 'liberal cuck' who disagrees with them
>>78331656
>its an Old Bay gets BTFO (again) but he pretends he won episode
>>78331624
>south
Boise
Salt Lake
Reno
Eko
Las Vegas is pretty cool, if you have a hotel room and money
>Phoenix
>Santa Fe
>The Paso
Nope, not really friendly territory, brah
Anywhere in the Black Mesa desert really
>>78331646
Through two games he's 27 for 47, 227 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT and a 68 passer rating. I'm sorry but those stats are shit and the fact he can't read defenses and instead is trying to force everything to Hopkins doesn't help either.
>>78331627
>>78331657
Wrong!
>>78331041
>>78329234
Still salty that a bunch of literal whos beat your secondary?
>>78331702
>living in NYC
>actually bragging about it
lmao enjoy paying 4k a month to live in a moldy closet
>>78331706
So, considering that the Titans are better than the Texans on so many levels, how are we going to win this one?
>>78331702
You forgot to say "flyover faggots"
>>78331710
>lumping Phoenix together with El Fagso
>>78331711
I mean he didn't even get to practice with the first team the whole offseason. Why don't you let him adjust a little. Also if he didn't read defenses he wouldn't have been able to make a 47 TD rush lol
>>78331757
>your not
Michael Irvin chimping out already
>>78331767
Eat an entire human ass, you waste of time
>>78331757
On paper, the Toxins have a better defense than the Tits
>>78331792
t. literal chimp
>>78331710
>boise
>south
>>78331745
I live in Harlem (which is heavily gentrified) and pay 1k a month to have a huge open area, shared bathroom, and nice-sized bedroom with a mate.
>>78331813
nope
>>78331783
>Also if he didn't read defenses he wouldn't have been able to make a 47 TD rush lol
Imagine being stupid enough to post shit like this
>>78331828
Top cuck
>>78331826
south of Coeur D'alene
Who /injuries/ here?
>>78331828
Bullshit.
>>78331828
>paying a thousand a month to live in some nigger shithole while sharing a shitter with some neckbeard
lmaoing@ur life
>>78331828
good lord that sounds horrible
>>78331828
>I live in Hell and I'm proud, NEW YORK STRONK
>>78331873
who /chiefs/ here
>>78331828
>heavily gentrified
>>78331854
maybe you should watch the tape before you make a comment. the play was always to rush, if you knew anything about baits you'd know that but you're most likely a dumb tits fan
>>78331916
who /white trash/ here?
>>78331873
I miss this beautiful bastard.
>>78331710
I was saying moving farther south in Idaho, although Salt Lake ain't too bad, if you can stand the super intense mormonism.
>Boise
>Moscow
>Sun Valley
>McCall
>Lewiston
>Other tiny rural towns that are actually pretty decent
>>78331918
me on the left
>>78331933
That wasn't a QB keeper my man.
>>78331916
+1
>>78331950
His love and spirit is with Brady
How fucked are the Eagles?
>>78331978
Not
>>78331927
i live in spanish harlem, you do know there are literally different neighborhoods every five blocks in the city. Goddamn you flyover retards are so quick to pull up stats you don't have any reference of. The only thing about my area is i wouldn't walk alone at night if i was a girl. Great food, a subway ride into the heart of the city, and more space than you'll get in brooklyn or even most parts of queens.
>>78331978
Not at all dum dum
>>78331978
Theyre not
>>78331954
>Salt Lake
2gay4me
t. Mormon
>>78332017
it's still a shithole. deal with it.
>>78332017
Nigger your entire city is a tiny sardine can, your "different neighborhood" is probably a 10 minute walk away. This isn't like Phoenix where you could drive for an hour on an empty highway and still be in the same metro area.
>>78330526
>that nose
>>78332017
>dat rape implication
Wew
>>78330991
If he has a good O-line he's a fucking monster.
Chiefs-Eagles broship is real. Prepare for comfiest game of the year desu
>>78332056
Yeah and it's interesting. I can walk outside my apartment and just people-watch for hours if i want. You walk outside your house and at most you'll see a stray cow wander by. Gee how exciting!
>>78332008
>>78332022
>>78332026
>shit Eagles tem
>playing best team in the NFL
>not fucked
>>78329634
We have to go to Foxboro and Seattle, so shut up.
Redpill me on Old Gay
>>78332094
>wasting your legal vote by living in a dark blue state
>>78332094
>people watching
are you queer?
Welp no more Redzone for me. Looks like it's Eagles/Chiefs this morning
>>78332094
>haha enjoy your cows flyover faggot I'll be over here waiting to get raped and murdered
>>78331916
>>78331916
>>78331916
is this b4 he went to prison?
are those the children he threatened?
>>78332122
hes a gay nigger
>ESPN's Adam Schefter reports Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is "impeding" extension talks for commissioner Roger Goodell.
>But he's doing an outstanding job. I can tell you firsthand that in his spot you have to with people that you are counting on to help build and to help excel as far as the National Football League, I'm talking about the owners, you have to know that you're going to make some decisions that are very unpopular with that particular group. This is the case."
>"I can speak to that because on a personal basis as well as for my franchise and our Dallas Cowboys franchise, we've had that happen to us. I'm sitting there living with the result of the commissioner's decision still today that I didn't agree with when it happened. And so some of the very people sometimes that have the biggest complaints, they're the ones who give you a phone call and say, 'Hey let's be a team player now and let's all get in here and realize that this happens to everybody and let's go on and compete. We've got a great league and a great game.'"
Is this karma?
>>78330526
>starting him in my flex
>>78332145
That's why my roommate is a 6'3'' line cook who i usually go out with if i'm going for a late night walk or whatever. I still don't see how the cons outweigh the 'benefits' of living in a cultural wasteland
>>78332122
He's a pathetic old man that gets his kicks by arguing with teenagers on a Mongolian image board.
>>78330794
> Someone said nigger I'm triggered and must be /pol/
Fuck off fag
>>78332198
>muh culture
>not having a personality of your own
>>78326554
Thank you Based Carr
>>78332198
You're a literal underclass if you have to share an apartment with anyone other than your wife/girlfriend.
>>78332111
>best team in the NFL
>Not saying its the Ravens
Not gonna lie, im surprised by your lack of bias, oldbay
>>78332207
>>78332152
t. triggered cucks
>>78332111
They're not playing my team this week
>>78332198
>bragging about going for "late night walks" with tall men
Do you even realize how gay this sounds
>>78331927
Gentrified does not necesarily mean "whitening" of an area although it usually entails that because the cost of living goes way up.
Can the Rams win the NFC West ? NFC West looks like a dumpster fire right now
>>78327531
Pottery
>>78332286
He's living in New York and proud of it, what did you expect, some kind of heterosexual?
>>78332311
>living in a super expensive area full of niggers
And we're supposed to be impressed by this why
>>78332372
Shittery
>end
>>78331226
Missouri bro here. That's dope.
>>78332386
Degree of Difficulty
same reason kids used to check the Hi Scores on arcade machines
>>78332379
I'm watching football, that's my 'heterosexual man' role. I don't need to prove my manliness otherwise.
>>78332386
I'm also not that guy. But use whatever spooks you want to make yourself feel better about not living in the most relevant city on Earth. Some people like urban areas and New York is not nearly as violent as many other cities in the south.
>>78332286
>NYC
>considers neighborhood gentrified
>people watching for hours like that's an actual thing
You may be onto something, Straight Anon
>>78332516
>our black and spic infested shithole in the north isn't nearly as bad as some of the all black shitholes in the south
You're absolutely right. You can be proud about this fact, hold your head up high.
>Koh Knows Hoes, Bros =D
sorry
red zone thread when??
>>78332516
I couldn't care less about relevance if I'm surrounded by porch apes.
>>78332690
>>78332690
buy a Dog
SOLVED
>>78332820
So they can eat him?
>>78330550
yet the west and north call us racist for wanting to take away government healthcare and food stamps and welfare. you all have no idea what we deal with. these degenerates ruin society
>Brady educating the baka nfl refs
Hourly reminder that Michelle Bennett is a filthy lying nigger