REVENGE GAME EDITION
ATL: Will Sarkisian give Julio the ball more?
MIN: Bradford a 'game-time decision' for Vikings
CHI: Jordan Howard expected to play in Tampa Bay
LAR: Donald added to active roster, will play against 'skins
KC: Chiefs promote Hunt, cut Spiller
NYG: Beckham Jr. "questionable" vs Lions
SEA: Sherman a "game-time decision" against 49ers
First for the burrs
New York res and Jets fan4life.
AMA.
second for nanners
>tfw you shitpost like a madman around post 490 and slip into the new thread like a freshly washed pair of acid wash jeans
Eagles
>/wholaramsfanhere?/
sup famalams
The chiefs were never good
>>78332267
kill me
>>78332277
What did Kek mean by this?
go pack go
>doubting the ravens
30 MINUTES TO FOOTBALL
>>78332317
>believing in the shitbirds
Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Vikings
Like Rothschildsburger will rape them so hard.
Should I pick Cupp or A. Brown?
>the burrs don't have an elite defense
>>78332402
Antposting is a bannable offense
If the Giants don't win on Monday, I say tank for Josh Rosen
>>78332394
Kupp* I mean
Bills going to steam roll the Carolina Pussies today!!!
eags-chefs pregame
>>78332429
>>78332429
>>78332429
I'm actually excited for once.
Jags did nothing wrong. Don't be mad that they're elite now
>>78332432
How meme will the cards game gonna be, guys ?
>>78326468
>MIN: Bradford a 'game-time decision' for Vikings
Bradford is scared to play because if he plays poorly the Minneapolis Star Tribune is going to put out a headline calling him BADford.
>>78332466
>shit tribune
Shitty liberal rag that is
>Moved to the Twin Cities
>Bears games not usually on TV
>Nonstop fucking Vikings talk at the office from August until the Vikings are out of contention
>SKOL SKOL SKOL SKOL
>People were literally crying when Bridgewater got hurt
I hope this dumb team gets crushed today.
what are your guys picks looking like this week? I'm honestly not sure about NEvsNO, BUFvsCAR and TENvsJAX.
Who else /expectingaloss/ here?
>>78332534
Hell, I'm a Vikings fan and I hated the love for memewater. His entire appeal lied in the fact that he was a nigger QB that didn't act like a nigger. Played like one for the most part, though.
Truly the Sweden of America.
What's up with all the Vikings hate in this thread? We're winning today boys
>>78332466
more like hes scared he's gonna get sacked 5 times and break every bone in his body
>>78332621
Cancerous team and cancerous fanbase?
Who here ready to rape sean "up 3 in the fourth" McDermott today?
>>78332575
Pats
Pants
Jags
I can't contain my laughter at those fools who picked up Bradford in fantasy. I hope most of them don't hear the news in time and end up running him.
>>78332394
Brown. Kupp is your typical slot receiver that only had a good game because >>clots
>>78332653
Not even in the top 10 most cancerous desu
Who /shootout/ here?
>no /rz/ thread yet ;_;
I wanna party
>with.. you?
>>78332432
>beating us in a home opener
>West coast
>Make massive breakfast cause excited for handegg games all day
>Eat too much
>Already feel like food coma'ing
I fucked up /sp/.
>>78332747
>>78332448
pull it back anon, they're still the Jags
give it until week 4
>Reminder
By the grace of the sweet baby Jesus.
>>78332763
Stick your finger down your throat. Do the noble thing for the hand egg gods.
>>78332763
East coast fags will never know what it's like to wake up and have breakfast while watching football. Actually feel bad for them desu, nothing comfier
I'm Jimmy
>the Jags could start 2-0 in the division
wew
>>78332763
How do you even manage to get up before 10 on NFL Sundays? That would destroy me.
>>78332767
Saints win by double digits and the game ends on shots of frustrated Brady for a 2nd week in a row.
>>78332816
Ain't that nigga play b-ball in college?
>>78332767
Why does it look like Tom Brady is giving some kid a pep talk here
>>78332663
Dougie McDermott going to shut down Scam Newton
Pick a winner from each division:
Birdb Owl
-----
Eagles
Ravens
Seahawks
Cardinals
Falcons
Dying Industryb Owl
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49ers
Packers
Steelers
Cowboys
Predatorb Owl
-----
Bengals
Panthers
Jaguars
Lions
Bears
Dolphins
Preyb Owl
-----
Colts
Rams
Broncos
Warriorb Owl
-----
Raiders
Buccaneers
Vikings
Chiefs
Redskins
Patriots
Uncreativeb Owl
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Texans
Browns
Lame Punb Owl
-----
Bills
Mythb Owl
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Titans
Giants
Saints
Stupid Nameb Owl
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Jets
Chargers
>>78332448
I'm just waiting for Sacksonville to become the punchline it inevitably will.
LETS GO BILLS POUND THAT PANTHER PUSS
Why can't NFL pregame have a little substance?
>>78332843
Not being a lazy faggot? Nice nigger work ethic
>This Jets skit on Fox
My fucking sides
>>78332927
>Falcons
>Packers
>Panthers
>Rams
>Raiders
>Browns
>Bills don't win anything
>Titans
>Chargers
Most cancerous fanbases include Patrishits, Cowshits, eagshits and steelshits. You cannot deny theis
Who else is dude weed'n right now?
>>78333021
One of those is not like the others
>>78332991
Based Riggle
>>78332927
>Failcoons
>Nanners
>Loins
>Buncos
>Cheatriots
>Browns
>Gints
>Chorgers
>>78333043
>>78333043
ME =3
>>78333021
Never thought I'd agree with Old Bay
>>78332991
riggle is /ourguy/
>>78332990
>Not being hungover on weekends
>Not wanting to sleep in
>Not training for when Ultimate Snooze becomes the next big sport
Do you even sleep?
>>78332812
breakfast is shit
I'd rather have wings and pizza over syrupy breakfast shit
>>78333043
>>78333087
this tbqh
>>78333043
about to go hit the dispo my man
what's goodell thinking right now?
>>78333121
There are plenty of great savory breakfast foods
>>78332927
Falcons
49ers
Bears
Rams
Patriots
Texans
Bills
Titans
Chargers
All objectively most fitting to theme.
>>78333147
>>78333175
"How do I hold all this straight cash homie"
>>78333175
"I think the players are smiling too much. Better make that a 10-yard penalty"
>>78332927
How are Broncos prey? You missed a very easy horse division with the colts Broncos and chargers. Christ you're retarded
>>78333224
>>78333224
>>78333224
comfy RedZone thread
>>78333224
>>78333224
>>78333224
>>78333100
No I don't because I'm not a lazy piece of shit and I have things to do. How's living in moms basement going?
>>78333239
How is a horse not a prey animal? I was considering making the division the ungulates, but I figured that would be too tough of a word for /sp/
here we go boys...
>>78333308
>How is a horse not a prey animal?
It's a fucking herbivore
>>78333308
horses eat fucking grass
>>78333121
>syrupy breakfast shit
>discounting the scrambled eggs, hash browns, sausage, and bacon scrambler burrito with a fresh brewed coffee master race
the only thing about this faggot that isn't broke is his bank account. he's technically a fucking NEET
>>78333270
Found the wagecuck
I'm sorry for not knowing this, but where can I see team lineups in general? Just look at the depth chart and the first non injured player is set or what?
>>78333411
>being poor is cool
How it feel to be as worthless as the blacks and spics?
>>78333372
Bacon is disgusting.
>>78333560
Fuck you man. I'm offended as a spic because I pulled a 10 hour shift last night on 1 hour nap>>783
>Reminder
>BlackLiesMatter
>>78333338
>>78333351
A prey animal is an animal that gets eaten by predators.
>$cam Jewton setting up Kelvin Benjamin to die
I bet Peyton Manning watched it and popped a massive boner too.
Just had some sausage biscuits. What did you guys have for football breakfast?
Go Iggles, help out Oakland today!
>"This is what happens when real people..."
>has a draftkeks logo on his jersey
>the spaghetti in this Titans/Jaguars game
>Pats have 4 TDs in the first half
>people think it's a big deal
the Saints D is thinner than a wet piece of paper, its not an accomplishment
Is the Bucs defense elite?
>>78337518
>shutting out the Bears
anybody can do that with a competent D
>>78335120
"real people" is the worst trend in commercials
>woah that truck is a Ford I'm blown away
My Rams will win the division this year! Mark my words!
>currently winning a quarter on Draftkings
I'm so elite.
>>78337518
>glennon
No
Is Joe Flacco still elite?
>>78338579
>still
>>78338579
Does he still have a ring?
>>78338636
Im sure your second favorite QB Dilfer still has one too
>Reminder Trump loves Gronk and Gronk loves Trump, and both love Brady, and all love America!
6th Owl ring incoming, by the grace of the sweet baby Jesus
God bless America, all of us, and Edelman.
>Timmons won't be playing because he got mad at something and fucked of to who knows where
>lb corps is literally just Kiko, a special teamer, an undrafted free agent, and a guy the chiefs cut
>captcha stop cartas
>>78338579
>is
>>78333043
I wish but I'm unemployed and the ability to pass a drug test is better than a degree these days
Why are the Burrs so shitty?
>Edelman ded
>Amendola ded
>Hogan ded
>Gronk ded
poor brady has to throw to blacks now
>>78339742
did he died
>>78340064
Slightly out of date but still relevant
>OBJ and Jenkins questionable for Monday
I CAN'T HANDLE THE SUSPENSE REEEEEEEE
So we won't know if the Steelers D is for real till the Chefs game? nothing but really shitty QBs till then
How nice would it be to be a punter for the NFL?
>not a ton expected, just stay in decent shape
>not in a ton of danger from injury unless your o-line completely fucks up
>punt the ball down the field occasionally
>still get paid a ton
>if your team wins the super bowl you get a ring like everyone else
Honestly seems like the comfiest position tbqh
>london game next week
I have literally never understood this meme
>iggles
This has been the least impressive blowout win I have ever seen.
>panthers defense celebrating when they didn't do shit
Why did the Iggles give up?
>>78340706
Long Snapper
>not a ton expected, no worries about staying in shape
>not in a ton of danger, people can't leap over you or hit you until you are ready
>snap the ball occasionally
>still get paid a ton
>if your team wins the superbowl you get a ring like everyone else
>can be on league 20+ years
You can only respond to this post if your team has allowed ZERO touchdowns all season
>>78342288
6 (SIX) POINTS IN 2 GAMES
fucking hell I got the gametime wrong just let it die Ill make another one
I don't get why people say bortles is bad, he has 220+ yards and a TD which is way better than half the QBs that played today.
>Iggles d-line plays out of their fucking minds for just about the entire game
>their offense does almost nothing to help
I almost feel bad for them desu
>>78342395
I think you are forgetting the 2 interceptions
>The Jags are good this year I swear
>>78332448
>I'm actually excited for once.
Ahahahahahahahahaha
24-4 in last 28 games
Can you spineless pantherfags admit the refs saved your ass on no face mask shady + trash OPI call?
>>78342444
Well mariota has less yards and same TDs and an int too but everyone says he's the next big thing but bortles has better stats I don't understand it
wew
>>78342288
savor it while it lasts
>>78342472
it's like they forgot their QB was still Bortles
Just want everyone to know that New England is literally dead now so it's either Brady + Cooks to take them all the way or nothing.
>>78342541
see also Texans-Bengals where Watson was worse than Dalton but touted as having "near perfect" outing
people want to buy into the delusion
>>78342518
there was a trash holding call and a bullshit chop block call against the Panthers
both sides had some shit
>>78342472
Bortles deserves a better team
>>78342496
>tfw no general for SF@SEA because everyone knows how it's gonna turn out
>>78342610
did Gronkowski die again?
>>78342699
This.
Canada needs to step up and make it happen.
>>78342729
Yeah.
And Hogan, Gillisslee, Burkhead...
Punished Bortles, a QB without a team
Are there people still falling for Bortles garbage time stats meme?
>>78342682
fuck your shit team almost having 38 minutes of possessions and only making field goals. The jets offense is more frighting then that garbage.
>>78326468
whats the name of this lanklet in OP's pic and how tall is he?
>>78342552
Based
>>78342235
>>78342235
>>78342235
fuck it heres the Rams-Skins thread
>>78326468
Did Trubsiky play today?
Also,
>Razorcakes
>>78342882
a wins a wins m8 :^)
also the defense is stacked
Where the fuck is the phins thread
>icing the kicker worked in the Colts game
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>78342923
cam is going to die behind that Oline. I hope he likes mushed brains.
>lions fans got excited for beating this cardinals team
>>78343034
You realize we had our backup center in the whole game? Olsen was out a lot too and he can be a key blocker.
Is this the year Sean Payton finally gets fired?
>>78343185
every win is a blessing
Can you guess the result of this play?
Winner gets a trophy.
>Brady is still alive but everyone around him dies
Bucs need to take out Bradford's knee for good for him pussying out this week.
but wait I thought OT was just a coin flip and the defense doesn't exist!
>>78343442
is this man right? Are bears fans ungrateful?
>>78342729
>>78342765
>Push me to the edge
>All my friends are dead
Also I'm in mobile, can someone shop Brady's head onto this picture?
Tom Brady
>>78343570
>saints
>>78343201
Hey, what do you know. Our best LT was also out. Shut the fuck your team sucks.
>>78343603
Tom.
Brady.
>>78343654
>thinking an LT matters more then a C on a team that runs a lot
come one m8
What is this move called?
>>78343744
The Pagano Slide
>>78343703
>thinks it's a big deal that he scorches the SAINTS
the Saints have consistently been the bottom of the barrel in defense for years and nothing has changed. A middle schooler could destroy the Saints
Chiefs are the least hated team in the NFL
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/who-hates-the-patriots-the-most/
>browns
gg ratbirds
>>78343744
The Presidential Election
>>78342707
Thank Jed York buy continuing to give him your monies
>>78343713
>still 2nd best linemen on the team
>Oline notoriously bad without him
>needed pass protection badly at the end of the game to win
whats your next excuse.
I heard that Peyton needed some tight ends, put me in coach
>>78343863
>whats your excuse
what excuse? we won :^)
>>78343775
Thomas.
Edward.
Patrick.
Brady.
>>78343744
The cards fuckin won?!
Another ugly win agaisnt a team they should've blown out, im getttin nervous but at least their getting feild goals, i jsut hope the offense can start finishing drive but im probably getting my hopes up.
>>78343888
>vrs the bills and 49ers
xD
>>78343907
Statbabby
>>78343948
yeah, first play in OT the Colts threw an INT and the Cards won on a FG
>>78343997
Jesus Christ
>>78343284
>>78342729
Its up in the air
mystery box groin injury instead of the usual season ending back injury
>>78343995
>combined SIX points allowed against them
>no TDs allowed
>blew out the 49ers
I see no problem
>>78343995
Nice win against the jets man
>>78342541
But Mariota is such a good guy. We all want to see him do well, right?
>>78340362
The road game in Baltimore will be the first true test, I'm still not sure how good this pass rush really is considering its Kizer and Keenum for their first test. Glad they get another easily winnable road game against the Bears, I hope they don't play down again but I'm not holding my breath
I'm glad we can stop pretending the Jags are good
>>78343907
What about the record for "most wins with an asterisk"
>>78343744
Welp, time to drink the pain away
*goes deep*
>>78344074
Thing is, I know my team is shit and is going to have a bad season, it is expected. Just like bills were expected to lose, not so sure about you faggots going forward.
>>78344236
b-but punished Bortles
>>78344236
b-but muh sacksonville
The timeout canceling a field goal is the dirtiest play in sports and is equivalent to ten soccer flops in one play. Prove me wrong nobody has and nobody ever will.
>>78344363
It can backfire on you as well, its a meme. There is no way to tell if the kicker is going to make it or miss it.
well?
>>78344236
ya the toxins were just pure shit last game easily the worst division in the league
>clots are at the bottom
>>78344295
>bills were expected to lose
and they did. whatever man, enjoy your 3 win season.
>the cleveland browns are a football team
>there are people willing to play for the cleveland browns
>>78344028
Thank
>>78344609
>worst division in the league
>implying the NFC West doesn't exist
>>78344707
>drafted
>willing
Poor Kizer
>win
>don't feel good about it at all
Why is this? Why did it feel so unimpressive?
>>78344820
because the burrs are a joke
>>78344647
Enjoy not making the playoffs just like the bills and heading in the wrong direction.
>>78343744
if Cancer was an NFL team, Pagano would have died
>>78344707
a job's a job
:3
>>78344820
look at it this way
the Bears almost beat the Falcons and the Bucs just blew them out
The Falcons suck
Pray for Gronk and Amendola people! And for any injured players.
The grace of the baby Jesus will heal Gronk's groin and he will be back in 1-2 weeks.
>>78344707
>people are willing to pay to watch the cleveland browns
>>78344990
why would they play him in any game that isn't the superbowl? he can never make it through a season
>>78344990
>gronk is hurt
and water is wet
>Ravens HC John Harbaugh said G Marshal Yanda is out for the year with an ankle injury.
>Ravens HC John Harbaugh said G Marshal Yanda is out for the year with an ankle injury.
>Ravens HC John Harbaugh said G Marshal Yanda is out for the year with an ankle injury.
OLD BAY ON SUICIDE WATCH
What the fuck is happening to Bell? Not like RBs regress
>>78344965
Thats not how the nfl works buddy
Marshal Yanda out for the year so the ravens offense is out for the year
>>78343256
God I fucking hope
>>78344707
Honestly if I'm a college football player I would go to whatever professional team wants me
>>78345054
Its like holding out for a big chunk of the offseason didn't help him prepare for the season or something
>>78345065
>almost losing to MIKE GLENNON
>thinking the Falcons aren't trash tier
ok
>>78345046
why do the ratbirds die so quickly?
reply to this post if you've been goosed
>>78344820
I've known this feel for the last 2 weeks
So with the performance the Pats just had, does this mean Doctor Smeth is back in business?
>tfw no matter how bad Dalton plays, the Bengals will NEVER EVER sign Kap
>>78345046
fuggg
>>78345054
He looked better as the game went on and the Vikings defense is their strength. Hoping he can finally come back to his old self against the bears, but I doubt it
>>78345424
yes
What is with the Ravens losing everyone to injuries every fucking year? No other team is as bad as they are with injuries. Bad field? Bad trainers?
>Yanda out for the year
KEK
KEK
>>78345448
Kap wouldn't do well in any rustbelt town. Needs to be out west or in a coastal liberal city.
You put him on a team in the midwest and the fanbases will revolt.
>>78344554
>odd number of votes
>even percentage
is it just me or are all NFL offenses just very inept this year?
>>78345507
>Iggles clawed their way back into the game just so they wouldn't receive the blessing of Smeth magic for getting blown out
>>78345054
He looked fine today. Kys fantasyfags.
>>78345046
cocksucker
>yfw brady wins the superb owl with no receivers
>>78345641
Eat shit if you didn't see a lack of explosiveness
Who /63%/ here?
>a weather delay in a football game
>>78345699
Hard to be explosive against that Viking front
>>78344820
Feel the same way. Winston missed all his deep shots and I'm not sure about our corners yet. They weren't really tested.
>>78345714
>vikangz had a 91% chance to make playoffs last year and blew it
lel
>>78345687
>Pats use a 10 RB set
>>78345870
Not how that chart works, it means of all teams that have started 5-0, 91% of them made the playoffs, which is different than saying that the Vikings specifically had a 91% chance
>>78345687
>every skill player is kill
>start lining up CBs as receivers and LBs as runnigbacks
>still win their shit tier division
Who /sleepy/?
Anyone have good links to commentary on Hogan from this year or last? I'm assembling clips for an inspirational video.
>>78345687
>belichick gets to the superbowl running the Maryland I
WHO CAN STOP THE PANTHERS DEFENSE
>>78346420
There own offense not scoring
>Brady wins an owl as the only player on his team
How does he do it bros?
>>78346552
>Brady drops back, looks left, throws downfield, and... BRADY WITH THE TOUCHDOWN!
>>78346420
I can't believe the Panthers have held two offensive juggernauts like the 49ers and Bills to 6 total points.
Very, very impressive!
>>78346552
>lines up as the center
>snaps the ball
>beats every defensive player to the ball
>heaves it in the air
>runs downfield and catches it himself
>repeat every single play
>wins the superbowl
>win vacated after it is revealed that his toothpaste contains trace amounts of hgh
>>78346636
keep any team to 3 points is good m8
2 weeks in a row is even better
Smug post
Fuck this stupid weather delay shit.
>>78346695
>beat two teams in rebuild mode
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
How will the Yanda, Gronk, and Berry injuries impact the AFC playoff race? Which loss is felt the most?
>>78346695
It's really not.
>>78346752
key word is BEAT
>Broncucks scared of a little lightning
Hope they're sucking off horses right now.
>>78346792
We don't know how bad the Gronk injury is but the Berry loss is the worst. Without him I doubt the Cheifs can take down the Raiders
>>78346792
Hahahaha holy fuck did he get injured already?
>>78346836
congrats on your meaningless wins that you guys were supposed to "roll" over your opponents in.
>>78346792
>>78346884
I'm too high, him being Gronk.
>>78346950
Speaking of TE injuries the Osen injury will really hurt an thin Panthers offense
>>78346901
they did roll over the 49ers
>>78346792
>>78346876
>>78346884
Gronk is only a groin. And he was on bike maybe working it out after.
So by grace of sweet baby Jesus not too too bad and him and Amendola back in 1-2/3 weeks.
>>78346994
Without Berry is it another one horse race in the AFC?
>>78346994
Ya know I've never liked Gronk shaving his head. Having hair makes him look much better
Why the hell is there a fucking weather delay in this game?
>>78347074
global warming
>Grunk is already hurt
How does he do it
>>78347074
Some asshole saw lightning.
Hope Bradford is out for another week.
>>78346990
look out for these guys.
>>78347148
You gotta be a faggot to die from wind
>>78347074
Dak looked like shit, NFL is protecting their brand
what is RG3 up to these days?
>>78347074
oops game cancelled broncos are the winners lol ;)
>>78347273
Server at a steak house
>>78347322
Why does a steak house need servers? Do you have to download the steaks?
>>78347390
Do you know how much bandwidth it takes up download a whole steak?
>>78347431
Less than downloading a Car, torrented a nice SUV last year
>>78347390
>>78347431
you wouldnt download a steak
>>78347033
>>78346792
Yeah.
>"Chiefs fear Achilles tear for Berry"
A prayer for him too.
>>78347495
No, but I'd download a tri-tip
>Greg Olsen has a broken foot
>>78347550
Prayer for him too. I love that nigga
Chiefs
>>78347550
>debo samuel
>greg olsen
i will start the sacrifices to purge carolina(s) of this curse
Do the Xehawks have the single worst offense in the entire league?
>>78347595
Excellent post
>>78347550
Bears fan, I still miss Olsen. That nigga was the real deal, Fuck martz for giving him away
>>78347550
RIP 3rd Leg Greg
Pour one out for the 7th floor crew
>>78347634
Yes and they did it to themselves by needing that legion of boom, when what they needed was a good not great d and a good oline to make a super bowl...sigh.
I just got cable, bros. Why do I only get a couple of NFL games every Sunday? Right now I'm only getting Washington and LAR on Fox.
>>78347634
that's a tall task
>buffalo exists
>chicago exists
>houston exists
>jets exist
>oakland exists
>sacksonville exists
>nanners exist
>carolina exists
>unironically being tired with the 49ers
>going to the half against the 49ers with only 2 field goals on the scoreboard
Euthanize the entire offense, the coordinator, and the o-line coach.
DILLY DILLY
>>78345983
But in a way, history was telling us the vikings had a 91% chance. How much did that loss alter the odds I wonder?
post elite QBs
>>78347914
SPICED HONEY MEAD
>>78343530
Cutler was terrible and inured half the time
What do you think
>>78347160
Keep him in, he'll just throw 2 ints.
Iggles may have lost, but they have the play of the year already:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDyxzVPiIus
>LA is a ra-
>LA is a redskins town
>>78348159
>me in the blue
>>78348454
That's me in the red bro!
>mfw Iggles fans after all the shit talking last week
inb4 Patriots sign old man (Vincent) Jackson and concussion-master Ladarius Green
>Walk into Costco's
>Muslims everywhere
>>>78348678
There are only trashy white people at my costco
>the absolute state of the seattle seahawks
>>78348705
NOT AT MY COSTCO'S
>glennon confirmed starter vs steelers in week 3
>>78347534
Tri-tips are low tier at best. Step your steak game up.
Bucs defense is elite
https://twitter.com/Ry_Bass/status/909537783034851328
@78348876
You're insulting reply has disgusted me
this cowboys defense looks like booty
HOW DO THE CHIEFS KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
JALEN RICHARD HOME RUN
>>78349046
>>78349021
Just sacked again, you dirty muslim nigger
Do you guys actually rep your teams gear, like hats
>>78349210
I rock a nanners beanie in the winter but outside of that not really
Gurley is back bros
>mfw the Bills
>>78349210
I do if I go to a game/training camp/bar to watch the game
I dont wear it any other time.
>>78349210
Yes, I'm not a faggot
>>78349210
I got 20 Chiefs earflap winter hats for $1 each after one winter af ew years ago, been skating on those bad boyz
>his defense allows over 3 points per game
What do Broncos fans always chant on 3rd/4th down? "Let's go D"?
>>78326468
Catb Owl incoming. Search your feelings, you know this to be true
>>78332432
Oh, well, maybe you excel in picking soccer games.
>Seahawks tied at 6 points with the Niners currently
How?
>>78343836
Underrated comment
>>78340107
Nah, he's fine. I think he stayed down to call out his O-line a bit. They taped his ankle up, though, so maybe it was that.
>>78349852
Seahawks quite possibly have the worst offense in the league.
>ravens now have 15 (fifteen) players on IR
>>78349925
Not when the Bengals exist
>>78349947
No, Shithawks are still worse. Bengals are just underperforming. They have some legitimate talent. Shithawks are just pure trash almost in every position.
>>78349210
no. sports gear is too expensive for me. i don't understand how poor people can afford sports jerseys when they're $100.
>Cowboys are actually losing to the Buncos
Is the AFC West the most stacked division in football?
>slippy cowcucks
>Saints
Can we vote these pieces of shit out of the division?
>>78345786
Legal requirement when lightning is within a certain range.
>the city of cuckboys fans that spammed the eagles chiefs threads
>>78350018
1. AFCW
2. NFCS
3. NFCE
4. NFCN
*POWER GAP*
5. AFCN
6. NFCW
...
99. AFCS
...
...
999999999999999999. AFCE
>>78350213
>NFC W above AFC S or AFC E
LUL, its like you don't even watch football
>AFC W at the top
ah, dumb raider faggot
>>78346533
4 points is all thy need.
>>78346636
Holding anybody to three is a nice day. Doing it back to back is especially nice.
Yeah, we'll see how they do against better offenses. But don't be a hater, they played well both games so far.
>>78350213
Wow, very true, although you forgot the immense power gap between 1 and 2
>>78350241
You are one huge retard if you think AFCE or AFCS is anywhere near as competitive as AFCW.
>>78343530
Media driven hatred. I'd rather watch Miami games this year rather than shitty burrs.
>>78350294
I see they don't teach reading in mexico
Is Dak Prescott the new checkdown king?
>>78350392
>new
>>78350418
this desu
THE absolute STATE of the NEW YORK JESTS. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAAAAAAA
>lelphins about to lose to the fucking Chorgers
Yet another tragic victim of the prevent """"""""defense"""""""" meme
>>78350137
Not yet, dammit, we play them next week.
>gook kicker going to try another game winning FG
can he do it?
>THE MIAMI FUCKING LELPHINS
>CALLING THAT TIMEOUT
BUT WHY
WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT
WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT
Chargers always find a way to blow it
>>78350137
Saints: You are the weakest link, goodbye.
>Chorgers
They had this fucking game. How the fuck did they choke it away?
>>78350555
Because he missed you dumb fag
>the city of Asian kickers
>Rams - Niners
Why is TNF always shit
Good.
Fuck LA
>>78350613
They're the Chargers. How new are you?
>the absolute state of the chargers
>>78350613
Have you ever watched the chargers play before?
>>78350632
Ask me how I can tell you're a bandwagon fan?
it's like I'm really back in 2011
>You will never be able to walk into Goodwill, pick out random shit while blindfolded, and look this good.
Why even bother bathing?
>>78350632
They know you will watch anyway so they burn bad matchups on TNF
When will they move back to SD?
>>78350694
how?
>>78350694
Ask me how many times I fucked your mum today?
are the chargers, dare I say it, the best winless team?
Is it bad that, as a still Chargers fan in San Diego, I'm kind of happy this is happening to them? I still love my team but fuck Spanos, hope they go 0-16 by losing every game by less than 3
>The absolute shanty town of "pro" football
>>78350710
>look this good
lol wat?
Let it end
Let it end
miami was merely using 12 dimensional icing the kicker
>>78350728
>LOL.
Can't even sell out a fucking 27000 seat soccer stadium.
>chorgers in charge of making FGs
Every time
>>78350788
>Icing the kicker when he's not even on the field and they could have won without the Chorgers ever kicking
Is this the greatest tactical move in the history of football?
>>78350728
I hope they are the first NFL team in the Super Bowl era to fold.
Chargers would be 2-0 if they didn't have a gook as a kicker prove me wrong
>Kizer throws 3 picks
Will you Browns cucks finally accept that he's not that good?
how many touchdowns would the niners be leading by if they still had kaepernick?
>Bulaga and Bahktiari BOTH out
At least I can go to sleep early.
are the packers the only good team in the NFC?
>>78350747
>Best
>winless team
Who cares?
Today was a good day
The chargers fired the fucking cannon after the missed field goal
Fuck this team
>>78350864
Bring Nate Kaeding out of retirement ;^)
>>78350870
We wouldn't have two of those field goals
Raiders!
>>78350774
You jelly? Get you a pocket squirrel an' get on my level.
>>78350954
Lel
>>78350911
Dallass and Detoilet are pretty good, but they'll both go one-and-done so it's pointless to bring them up.
So it's pretty much guaranteed an AFC West team is winning the owl this season right?
Patriots are too injured and the NFC looks pathetic
RRRRAAAAIIIDERRRRSSSS!
2-0
TYBC
BEAST MODE
GRABTREE
Is Jared Goff, dare I say it, not a bust?
who /1-0/ here
>Spanos legitimately thought it was a good idea to uproot the Chargers from a city they've played in for over 50 years to still not even full games in LA set in a SOCCER STADIUM
so much terrible football today
At what point should we feel bad for the chorgors and rams?
They had to have known how completely full of band wagoners LA is right? They're not gonna support a team that doesn't win a Super Bowl every other year, much less two.
>>78350137
Why not vote the panthers and falcons out? They are the two with no rangs
>>78351181
Two thousand and never
2-0 raiders 2-0 raiders 2-0 raiders 2-0 raiders 2-0 raiders 2-0 raiders 2-0 raiders 2-0 raiders 2-0 raiders 2-0 raiders 2-0 raiders 2-0 raiders 2-0 raiders 2-0 raiders 2-0 raiders 2-0 raiders 2-0 raiders 2-0 raiders 2-0 raiders 2-0 raiders
>>78351214
>>78351181
they both have scumbag owners who don't deserve success so...until they both die
>Cowcucks actually, unironically getting picked apart by a beginner QB named Semen
reminder there is an actual football game being played, then theres the Xecucks & nanners shitting themselves
Can someone kill Spanos?
>>78351240
>tfw multiple AFCW playoff games
The year of A E S T H E T I C
>>78350774
Difference between you and me is... I make this look good.
>>78351303
>beginner qb
Implying Semen man isn't based as fuck
>>78351181
The Raiders would sell out the Coliseum.
Chargers and Rams abandoned their fanbases. Why are people from LA supposed to jump on the bandwagon of some shitty ass transplants?
Don't forget the 49ers too. They moved their stadium to upscale silicon valley territory, didn't plan for any type of shade for fans, and raised the prices. All the normal people that can still live in the Bay Area have to travel like 2 hours just to go sit in the sun in some nosebleeds.
I hate the NFL. Billionaires holding fans hostage for tax money just to increase their ego. At least the Raiders have a valid complaint because Oakland Coliseum is trash.
What do I know though. I live in Atlanta now and will be paying for the Braves to move out into the suburbs ruining traffic even more and the Falcons to replace the Georgia Dome so they can have a dumbass soccer team.
>>78351357
Forgot image.
>Calle calle
>First 2-0 start since 2002
Go Raiders!
I predict the Chargers go into the Bye week winless.
kek cowshits are getting BTFO
>>78351431
>The NFCE is the best division in football
Can't wait for this meme to die
>Reminder you are all
heartless racist for making fun of this young man so much
Guys, I thought Dallass was good and the Buncos were shit! I thought the AFC was all shit and the AFCW was just a battle between the Raidniggers and Chefs! I thought Dallass was going to go 16-0!
>tfw i actually had hope in the niners
why do i even bother
>3 way tie for the afc West
Will the Rams always wear white at home?
They have one of the best color schemes in sports. Why waste it?
>>78351532
He needs to go back to his North Korea highschool
Is anyone less accurate than Cam Newton? He is clearly a bad quarterback. Will the panthers keep him for meme-value?
I kind of figured playing the Broncos in Mile High would be a recipe for disaster. Didn't think it would be this bad, though.
>>78351629
kaepernick
>>78351655
Kaep is way more accurate than newton, just not as fast and takes longer to make decisions.
>bolles already blew his knee out
>sitting on the cart crying
There aint no crying in baseball
Thats what you get for being a bronco fuck
I missed the Ravens game. Sucks that Yanda is out for the season, but please tell me Wiliams is fine. What happened out there??
>Three of easily the top teams in the AFC are in the AFC West
>the rest of the conference is a dumpster
Nice balancing, NFL!
>>78351629
As of today Tom brady is the most inaccurate QB this season
>>78351629
Jameis desu. Hope it was just rust because he looked like shit today.
>Dating back to last year, the Chargers have missed 4 straight game-tying or go-ahead FG in the 4th quarter
If Goff makes this comeback will he be elite?
>>78351809
Jesus fuck
>11 games lost by 1 score or less
Kill me
>>78351809
That's my Chargers.
>Iggles lost to the Chefs
>Dallass getting destroyed by the Buncos
What did the NFC Least mean by this?
based parker
The chargers are legitimately about to go 0-3 :(
>>78345046
>>78345075
>>78345216
>>78345514
>>78345561
>>78349931
STOP IT OUR DEFENSE IS STILL INTACT AND WE ARE STILL GREAT WE DON'T NEED A FUCKING INTERIOR OFFENSIVE LINEMAN WHEN THERE'S NO OFFENSE TO RUN ANYWAYS
>>78351704
>what happened out there?
What happens every fucking game we play in, a key player gets hurt. Next week it will be Suggs or Jefferson or something like that
GOFF
O
F
F
MVP
V
P
>>78349210
I have a pats Beanie, Flatbill and regular ballcap, 2 hoodies, gloves, a scarf, various jerseys, pajamas, socks, underwear, a watch, and replicas of all their Superbowl rings except their latest one.
My girlfriends parent never know what to get me for christmas/birthday gifts, but they know I like the Patriots so they give me pats gear usually. Only gear I've bought myself is a few jerseys and a hat.
>Goff
B U S T
U
S
T
who here comfy right now?
Go home boys it's Chiefs from here to the top
>>78351947
Thats what you get for moving cities
Seahawks going to the superb owl confirmed hahaha!
>>78352045
>>78351790
You mean as of yesterday
>cowgirls
>>78352045
>almost beat the superb owl favorites at home
Feels good to be a niners fan
>Dak Pickscott
NOT EVEN A GOOD GAME MANAGER, LET ALONE A GOOD QB
>>78351790
inaccurate because he accidentially came on Drew Brees face instead of his mouth
AFC BEST
>Chargers need to not constantly be ded though
>>78351919
>o-our teams are elite I swear
NFC East continues to be the most overrated division
>It's a Tiki damage control episode
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES IS 0-4 AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>78352260
1-3
>>78352045
I'm comfortably numb, does that count? It could have been worse I guess.
>>78352277
fucking clots, is that really a win?
>>78352253
>muh injuries, we'll be elite in the playoffs!
>>78352159
>Xehawks
>Super Bowl favorites
>>78349210
>Joe Buck
>Troy Aikman
>Erin Andrews
Are they the shittiest crew of sportscasters?
Chant it with me, Jetbros
T
AFC is going to be 4-2 against the >NFC
>>78352419
Well Dallas has been reemed enough that aikman and buck haven't been able to suck their dick and you can see erin naked whenever you want.
It's been okay today
Why don't the browns put their logo on the side of their helmet?
If Jameis can sort out his egregious overthrows the Bucs might legit make the playoffs. That defense is absurd
>>78352499
>Wanting to see erin naked
>>78352558
She has a horse face but she kept it tight. It's paperbag territory brah
>>78352553
>If Jameis can sort out his egregious overthrows
I'm starting to think it's an unfixable problem.
>cowboys go up against the number one defense in the nfl
>they struggle
>LOL COWBOYS EXPOSED. THIS VALIDATES MY PATHETIC AND MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE. IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT THE COWBOYS ARE GUARANTEED A PLAYOFF SPOT AND MY SHITTY TEAM WILL WIN SIX GAMES MAX THIS YEAR.
>>78352551
idk looks good to me
>>78352609
All fucking season we've been hearing Cowcucks say the defense is great. How the fuck does a great defense let Semen nut 35 points all over their face?
>>78352646
>D just got an INT
Go fuck yourself bitch
>>78352686
>b-but the defense just got a pick!
Well shit I guess that invalidates the 35 points that got dumped on them!
>SKEEUP BTFO 2 weeks straight
>14 missed tackles forced in 2 games
:thinking:
new thread
>>78353043
>>78353043
>>78353043
>>78352159
nigga what?
>>78351629
You should watch some football, I think you might enjoy it.
>>78352419
Ask me how I know you didn't watch the late game last Monday.