brazil : flair, technique and talent
argentina : you'd expect it similar to brazil but instead they play murderball, also dirty cheaters
germany: JA IN ORDNUNG, never a shitshow
ex-yugo teams: individually elite or very good, but no teamwork or determination, when losing expect a red card confetti exposition
england: the most expensive league in the world, still hoofballing, massive overestimation and the following disappointment are well-known features
france: welcome to africa
spain: the most boring elite national team in the world