the sounds of edmongolia edition
THIS IS VANCOUVER'S YEAR
/lifelong/
>the Canucks won't make the playoffs
you can't be this retarded, right?
2018 stan lee cup champions
you have 5 seconds to think of a worse sound than the kongs goal horn
i know this webm is silent, but i swear i hear lundpads make a yelp everytime
anybody else?
>>78303458
the mandarin language in general, absolutely hideous to listen to.
>>78303464
i hear this song every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYXmIPWudrE
>that interview
110%
>>78303495
never heard it desu, my chinese neighbours are learning german pretty quickly
OP was not a faggot for once
is he right?
>>78303548
t. Merkel
>>78303458
easy
>>78303548
it is faintly reminiscent of the sounds a cat makes while in heat.
bet chinese accented german sounds funny as fuck
GO AWAY MESSIER
>>78303653
HEY CONNOR
What's their name? Dubs chooses name
Trips chooses profession
Is it required by LA women to sit with their Iphones constantly throughout a game?
>>78303682
Yes
>2 goals on 11 shots
Remember that spic trying to tell me Quick is an elite goaler?
>panthlel fans
/jackets/
>>78303682
american women only care about african american athletes
it has been over a minute with no penalties, this is NOT hockey
>(((Fatenberg)))
>>78303741
Who else but /our team/
>this is how the nhl will try to entice china
>vanpooper
>it was 2-0
>>78303741
>>78303762
reminder
>cantpucks
>tankouver
hongcouver absolutely shook
literally all hongcouver sports teams playing right now
>nhlel
>mlels
>cflel
WHAT A WHIFFER
gib Dahlin please
>the entire city of canada
>>78303427
there still time to be a /lifelong/?
>>78303776
10-0
>>78303942
You have till' the first pre-season game to commit
>a greasy beaner is trying to start canada vs usa shitflinging
really magnetizes my macadamias
Impaired boating is fucking fun you bitch
>>78303645
yes they're really nice and cute :3 they even bow a little when thanking you
what is happening in Canada that you need PSAs about boating under the influence
>>78303824
>forgetting about the blue jays
>every canadian team ever
This thread needs more mad canadians making racial slurs they're so mad
>>78304074
alcoholism
>>78304074
>not getting shittered in a tin boat all summer
>>78304005
>really magnetizes my macadamias
I shouldn't be grinning like a fucking idiot at this
>>78304074
i have never known anybody in this country to operate a boat of any kind while not drunk
>>78304044
>cantpucks in charge of clearing the zone
>>78304044
Just ask jose fernandez
>Blocks your path
How do you get around this 6'5 215lbs Goliath?
Got myself some bottom bowl tickets for flames vs canucks redwings and devils
>>78304394
Tell him I'm a Dasani type of guy.
>>78304394
Distract him with a crisp, refreshing Bonaqua
>>78304394
Bust
>>78304394
throw a bottle of Bonaqua
>>78304394
I throw a bottle of bonaqua to distract him while i go the opposite direction
>>78304394
In case you're too retarded, or canadian, we wrote oilers twice on the front of the jersey.
>>78304394
tell him i know his secret, and go around him while he is in shock
>>78304394
Ask him a question in englisn
>>78304394
I don't
scaaarrrrrrrr
>>78304394
I join him in blocking the path :-)
anyone interested in fantasy?
$25 Cash League
Head-to-Head
Live Draft
(Sat Night - Sept. 30 @ 1AM)
1:00AM EST | 10:00PM PDT (Sept. 30)
https://hockey.fantasysports.yahoo.com/hockey/28144/invitation?key=215ad87d60852a83&ikey=e9510d161ad3a105
>>78304621
This is a scam
>first preseason game
>comfy ogretime already
>>78304411
how much did that set you back lad?
>>78304653
No shit retard that's how they get your money
reminder, cantpucks wont make the playoffs
>>78304411
you can save money on concession stand prices if you smuggle in a bag of fish & chips taped to your leg
>>78304621
>Amerifrauds
>>78303458
Chicagos goal horn/song
>>78304411
>9$ for a can of Budweiser
>>78304690
Do they do haggis in Calgary? Chippy style that is
meme on meme overmem is honestly gary's best idea of the past decade
>>>>78304721
Fuck your and ur chippy retards YO CAN SUCK MY YANGLEBURRYSCODHCH JEUZJWLASJENS FUCKJ G SAXKET
>>78304715
I paid $130 each for the tickets so I'm not surprised. Ive also got tickets to leafs Vs flyers and it cost me $118 for a nose bleed seat I can't imagine what the maple Jews are charging for beer in there
>kongs
>Kongs
>kongs
>KONGS
What a shot
>Kongs
>kongs
>kongs
*like a fog horn*
>KONGS
>Jake Vietnamese scored
HAHAHHAHAH KONGS BTFO
Budaj wouldve stopped that
youre welcome tampa
Lifelong kings fan here
Does losing in preseason mean anything?
>>78304721
there's a haggis place with a four star rating on yelp walking distance from the saddledome
don't know about chippy style tho
>>78304864
if you were you'd know
>>78304864
not really, but the kings arent making playoffs for a long time pal
Will this man be the first person to win back-to-back Calders?
Any streams
>>78304868
I think my Airbnb is around that area nice
>>78304894
Get a load of this faggot ass wannabe kevin costner
>>78305134
Its over already. 2 games tomorrow tho
>based Phil growing out the mullet
40 goals for bill
>>78305175
>phil
fuck off
Kessel will never score 40 goals
>>78305175
Where's canadafag at to get mad at you for posting bill
>>78305206
Oh there he is everybody point and laugh
>>78305241
Except he didn't post Bill, he posted Phil.
>>78305204
christ, he looks fatter than ever
>>78305204
sick pompom 2bh
>>78303458
Phillys goal horn. At least the kongs has a good one if you aren't getting your ass kicked
>>78303438
>you can't be this retarded, right?
>>78305172
don't you EVER call me Kevin Costner again you bitch
It's about time for some hockey.
>>78303670
Towels from Toronto
How do people still believe the Canucks won't make the playoffs?
They beat the cup favourite team today with a rag-tag team.
>>78305655
>Preseason matters lol
>>78305655
>They beat the cup favourite team today
the absolute state of kippers
>season hasn't even started
>everyone scared of the powerhouse Canucks from 2011-2012 coming back again
hahahaha
Who can stop the nucks?
Are you ready for some "hardcore" islanders fans to bitch about nassau not being the home yet it was cramped, and didn't have the access some wanted. Also, honky
>>78305655
The flames will, not the Canucks
>>78305923
lad the flames fell for the mike smith meme, it'll be another few years of shit goaltending and wasted time
>>78305837
I think the Vancouver police and real estate market is more scared form a Cantpucks 2011 return than anyone else
>>78305520
Ok Kevin Mccallister
>>78306126
Hongcouver really fucked itself over.
>>78306126
are*
from*
fuck, I'm drunk
>>78306415
nobody cares about spelling you little fuck
go back to r*ddit
>>78306134
wow, how BRAAAAAAAAP can one ass be?
>>78305837
Show butte
>>78305837
>its another episode of kippers posts pics of the women she wishes she was
it NEVER gets old
>>78306047
Who needs a good tendy when you have the best defence in the league
>>78306486
why are you so mad? I dindu nuffin
>>78306866
why'd you drop your trip
>>78306631
>not even smiling
This is an abomination and the tongue is the only thing resembling him.
>>78306866
bruh you said that last year, and the year before that
>>78306866
hamilton is wet dogshit, giordano is nothing special at all, hamonic is a meme player, brodie is decent at best, not sure who else they have but im guessing they suck fucking mega ass
>>78306866
>>78307087
obsessed
>>78307282
retard
>>78307282
>implying /hoc/ doesnt latch on to certain things and spam them whenever an anon shows what team they follow
>>78306909
What trip?
>>78307006
I mean it this year it's our year
>>78307332
you on the right
>>78307497
the guy with the painted face? ok
>>78307527
that 9th grade education is showing ladlet
>>78307656
Pissmenton
>>78307656
Edmongolian Pantsoilers
>>78307809
atleast we can piss without having to worry about muhammads nailbomb, so why dont you go eat some halal food and fuck your goat you stupid fucking bong
>>78308125
I'm Scottish we do not worry about such problem pissmenton
>>78303456
How come Anaheim gets off the hook? Every year their fans guarantee a championship and every year they get exposed in the playoffs. They've been buttruptured by WC ranked Nashville squads in consecutive fucking years. They're about 1749328 - 1 in home game 7s. And at least the Shorks have made to the finals since 2008, Anaheim always chokes before even that. Is there another team that even compares? Always talking about how fucking obvious it is that they're gonna storm their way to an easy championship, always acting like their the cream of the fucking crop and yet blow it before even the top 2 and keep acting they're the honorable fanbase as they act like shitheads every fucking year. At this point it'll just be a clock is right twice a day thing, keep talking about how easy their road is every fucking year to the next millennium and finally take a conference final.
>but we're above them, we got a stanley cup once!
So? Tons of teams have 2 or 3 and know how to shut the fuck up occasionally. You guys are quickly becoming the fucking Cowboys fans of the NHL.
Worse than Rags Fans, worse than Blackhawk and Kings bandwagoners, worse than John Wayne Gacy.
>>78308377
At least ducks fans aren't complete dicks like the team itself.
>>78308462
t. wasn't here during the playoffs
>>78308125
>>78308293
yeah bro get it straight
they fuck sheep, not goats
>>78308508
T.Salted pantsoiler
i'm still so fucking mad the ducks beat the oilers in the playoffs
straight-up motherfucking cheaters and you literally cannot prove me wrong
>>78308508
t. albertan
*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*
>>78308854
*busts like every other calder winner in history
>>78308730
>>78308750
samefagging paco
getzlaf is bald and old and will NEVER be as good as mcdavid. deal with it.
>>78308745
Cheating would be something like sabotaging the team bus. Messing with their hotel rooms. Taking PEDs or using illegal equipment. Spying on the other team.
Getting "refpucked" isnt cheating, its just the refs making a call. Maybe nignurse should have made a better play.
Stay assmad Ron.
t. Walter in Waconia
>>78308922
>Spicthews is going to bust
Can't wait for the media damage control on that one
>>78309009
nurse was exemplememary that game, and yes getting refpucked is cheating. literally no way the ducks could have won otherwise, they do not have the talent.
to prove that, you can just look at how EXPOSED they got against based nashville. i got so fucking hard when they collapsed in game seven against them.
>>78309021
there wont be damage control, when he starts putting up mediocre numbers this season theyll turn on him and bustthews will be run out of town
>>78309172
League is rigged against the oilers!
*Wins 6 draft lotteries in a row*
>>78309365
Remember when coilers fans thought the league was rigged so a bald guy in his 30s who already has a Cup could advance at the expense of McBustvid
>>78309365
It's a lottery. Dice roll quite literally. Nobody's bitching that Philly got the second pick yet they didn't even get to the bottom 5.
>>78309458
lots of people were bitching actually
>>78309365
the oilers needed those lottery wins more than any team ever before them, other teams just don't understand
imagine being a sabres fan
>>78308508
>>78308745
>>78308944
>>78309172
>>78309596
why are people from edmongolia so fucking stupid? i just don't get it
how do we fix the draft system?
>>78310342
Go back to the old system, but add a rule that if you win the lottery you're not allowed to be in it for another 3 years.
>>78304715
WTF, they're 12 dollars in edmonton
>>78310592
edmongolians are suckers. they paid for a new arena for katz, they'll gladly pay $12 for a can of pissweiser. $13 next year.
>>78303464
Not seeing someone literally going nuts on Eakins is still the worst part of this.
>>78308125
>tfw Edmonton is going to be a sanctuary city
>>78310785
>Tfw your city has always been one
Fuck nyc
>mcmeme will have a career ending injury in your lifetime
feels good lads
time for the boxing
>>78310939
NYC yaaaassss
>>78307404
aren't you the flim flam guy? or are you telling me there are two scottish flames fans in this here general? I just remember there were two brits, or three or something
183rd for preds
>>78312157
there are two i think. ones a flims fan, the other is a shorks fan.
>>78312387
i swear ive seen a uker thats an avalanche fan as well.
>>78303631
yess fuck I hate watching my team play the kings, especially cause of this fucker
>>78312482
you might be right. probably laying low though, not much to post about consider the absolute state of the avs
So how are they going to perform this year ?
>>78313023
like BTFO fags with a bust lmao
>>78313023
should be better but will be last in their division.
Baseketball is a patrician movie.
>>78313023
probably badly. i can't think of a single team they have better forwards or defense than.
let's go Y O T E S
>>78310785
iktf
>after 12 rounds of fighting it ends in a tie
I guess this semen slurping sport isn't for me
>>78310785
tfw nashville isnt a sanctuary city even tho its a pozzed blue county. pros of living in a red state.
Floridabro who just got into the Lightning here, can anyone help educate me on the team please? Are we a contender?
>>78315578
tranpa gay is a stan lee cup contender if stamkos stays healthy.
>>78315578
mostly washed up and busted up leafs and yanks.... and no finns
chances of making it past washington, pittsburgh, or montreal is basically zero
>>78304653
how
>>78307656
PEE IN TREE
>>78315578
Stamkos is kill
Your team probably has a false sense of playoff contention
I can beat anyone in this thread up.
>>78313310
seriously, the fact that the Yotes have held out this long from getting relocated is an impressive feat.
>>78319286
Not for long when you think about it
>stadium wants to kill lease
>signed pity contract 2 years ago
>new arena deal with ASU fell through
don't know what else they can do tbqh
>>78319315
If Seattle gets the last expansion team, where will the Yotes end up?
>fort mcmurray flames
>>78319360
>omaha
even worse
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>milwaukee
>mfw the lames are relocated
>>78305015
>>78319377
How is this funny? People died.
is there a 4chinz hoc discord?
cant stand /r/hoc its fucking gay
>>78319802
>>96
lmao
>>78320362
Why would /hoc/ need a discord when it has a thread. Fuck off back to redit with your useless discord channels.
>>78319687
Kalamazoo Flames
>>78319802
the fire didn't kill anyone
>>78320362
there is one, it's dead as fuck don't bother
>go to church in Sweden
>suddenly this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtZvLE-wMFQ
Is he assistant captain material?
>>78320869
Only retards go to church
>tfw it took years and years for the coilers to become relevant.
Got my wisdom teeth out and got accepted to NAIT during the ducks series
>>78321318
>Got my wisdom teeth out
ay I just got all 4 of mine out yesterday.
>>78321334
I got mine out when I was 20. How old are you, bro?
>>78321370
23 3 were coming in alright but one came in sideways and pushed all my bottom teeth.
>>78321495
got all four out when I was 20.
Got to have an excuse to lie on the couch all day and watch the Oilers BTFO the ducks in round 3
2006 was the best year of my life
>>78320976
Considering last season they reorganized the lockers last season to put him center, they probably think so.
>>78321532
Sounds like it was a good time bro.
>>78321567
we didn't make the playoffs for 11 years.
Lost to the Ducks
>"Anon, why aren't you a flyers fan desu?"
>>78315578
It's our year la
>hokkie
>have to work
JUST
Do Mexicans live in Edmonton?
>>78325818
dw lad, VGK win
>>78316847
> habshits
> deep playoff run
>>78325267
good jawline but fake nails are disgusting tbqh
Post >yfw the cantpucks become the first team in history to lose to the golden showers
>>78326743
>preseason games don't count
>unless the canucks lose
>Islanders play the flylels tonight
Hockey is back!
SKA vs Traktor
SCAAAARRR
>>78327873
Terrible teams though.
>>78328699
Terrible country though
blackhawks
>>78315578
Stammer stays healthy and they're easily in the playoffs
Kuch might come out like a bat out of hell considering how pissed he was about a number of players just laid down last season
>rags
>>78330149
Would you like a 2017-2018 Stanley Cup Champions victory smoothie?
>>78308745
Please point out where Kesler touched you
>rag
>>78303670
Goalpreet & Puckinder, the ice-singh on the cake
.
>>78315578
It shpuld be noted that we are best friends
>>78308377
I'm going to have to ask you to calm down before your escorted out of the thread. You're making certain Finnish friends uncomfortable
>>78308745
>Unironically allow 3 goals in 3:16
>unironically lose to Anahiem in game 7 at Anahiem after trailing 3-2
Stay booty blasted oilniggers
Where are the flames moving to boys? Seattle, Quebec City, a meme southern city or are they moving to Saskatoon and changing their name to the Wheats? Wheats
>>78308377
>Why are fan bases optimistic and talk about the team they like waaaaaaaah
Is NHL.com buggy for anyone else too? I can Vegas' preseason schedule just fine, but not Quebec's.
>>78303386
damn, we whited the injuns hard
in fact, we turned them into Mexicans
>>78332343
https://www.nhl.com/avalanche/schedule/2017-09-01/MT
>>78332123
wow ducks got btfo
Did anyone else notice the canucks felt like an entirely different team out there? We have a legit chance for a playoff run boys
>>78332428
Kek
>>78332123
>>78332224
Blessing in disguise considering it would have been >us getting run over by Nashville in the next round
>>78332441
>Jagr still not signed
>>78332625
Howe mafia is real.
>>78331845
>>78332123
>>78332224
fuck all you faggots, none of that would have been possible if not for anaheim cheating. oilers are the most hard done-by fanbase in the history of all sports
>>78332726
t. José on a proxy
>>78332726
>>>78331845
>>>78332123
>>>78332224
>oilers are the most hard done-by fanbase in the history of all sports
Remind me how many 1st round picks your shitty team has had in the last 10 years?
>>78332726
>oilers are the most hard done-by fanbase in the history of all sports
What would a modern team have to look like to be as stacked as the 83-84 Oilers and 95-96 Wings?
>>78332726
>what is 2 goals beforehand
>what is overtime
kek literally seething
Flyers fans are violent savages
>>78332874
present day oilers are that stacked, they have to be held back by cheating
>>78333419
Fuck off
>>78333419
the world would be a better place if everyone in Edmonton died
He's coming home lads
>>78333704
>toronto fucks their cap structure by signing tavares to a bloated contract for no reason
i can see it happening
>>78333526
so true. that city is canada's asshole.
>>78333526
Reckon my gas prices would rise. If I never came to /hoc/ this post would be completely false but since I do there is certainly some truth to that.
>>78333526
honestly a fanbase and city so shitty that it actually surpasses toronto, which is hard to believe
At the only game played back at their real home. Cheap tickets too
Show me a superior format for game schedule then this.
http://www.nhl.com/ice/fi/schedulebyweek.htm
>Prospect hyped as Ontario's next one
>Doesn't even score 40 in his career ever
>some California born Arizona raised kid scores 40 goals in his rookie season
Tell me again why Tavares is worth a huge contract?
>Islanders
>Don't even play on an island
laughing at your franchise
Streams lads?
>>78334296
>american geographic knowledge
absolutely WEW
>>78334325
no stream, we're all at the game
go isles i guess
>>78334417
>Brooklyn is an island
???
>>78334417
You should go back to working on that grade nine 9 Mr. Tugnutt.
>>78321065
t. Purposeless
>>78334515
>>78334596
>brooklyn isn't on an island
they have these things call maps you know
>>78334515
>london is not an island
>therefore uk is actually on land
you'd probably get better education if you stayed at home in syria ahmed
>>78334296
They're playing on an island right now
>mfw amerifats watch preseason hockey over NFL
>>78334227
Contracts are based on how good looking a player is which is why Lundpads gets big deals. Pignose Matthews will never be as marketable at Taveres.
>flylels in charge of powerplays
wewlads
how's glasstrick looking lads?
Friendly reminder that the Ducks beat the Oilers last playoff series fair and square
>>78334734
>CTE ball
>>78334734
If you watch football, you might as well watch WWE, cause it's as fake.
>gm doesn't trade a young player with value
>every month passes his value decreases
>will probably walk as a free agent and won't get any thing in return
If I were an avs fan I'd be pretty pissed off.
>>78335629
>jersey has a literal foot on it
You can't make this shit up
>>78335629
i would rather keep him too and let walk on free agent than trade for shit parts to some smiling scumbag gm.
isles and flyers with the 2nd overall of the draft playing and nobody's watching because bettman is a bitch
>>78334734
>No Fun League
Atleast CFL is somewhat comfy to watch as a non-fan
>>78335831
ur allowed to celebrate touchdowns now. they removed the fine.
>>78335629
>have 3 top 6 forwards
>keep the only one that can't win a faceoff as your #1 center and trade the others
>slavs
>>78332624
LMFAO
>>78335629
>>78335776
>the lolirado feet fuckers
filthadelphia 1975 vs new york reloc/a/tion
Woah some team called Vegas plays today
>>78336722
>fucking Vegas has a team before Seattle, Quebec, and Milwaukee
Non sunbelt BEEEEELOWWWN THE FUCK OUT
>>78337316
>thinking gaybec or milwalky will ever get a team
Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
>>78338027
>>78338176
t. Yaoi Chang
>You discuss hockey on an anime image board?
*diagnoses autism*
>>78337316
I pray to god Vegas ends up being a great team because it would be fun to go there for Playoffs.
Ryan Nugent Hopkins 1st season points per game:
>.838
Auston Matthews 1st season points per game:
>.841
Nice "Generational Talent" you have there, you fat retarded faggots.
>>78338027
>>78338176
There are a lot of Norwheatgens in the prairies. <3 Norge
>>78340269
based wheats
>>78340265
Most forwards would put up points with based Morgan Rielly and Jake Gardiner pushing the puck forward.
>>78340269
a team of norge-canadians could probably beat our national team
>>78340466
>based Morgan Rielly
typical laffer
>>78340552
What if zuccarello played?
>finns scoring in every pre-season game played so far
Are finns unironically the greatest hockey nation.
>>78340931
canadians would still win
>>78341250
no, it's france
threadly reminder that karlsson is ours
stream for islanders-flyers?
>>78341355
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW.
>>78341250
Even that bust Bulju scored at the Oilers camp
>>78341377
wat
>>78341416
It's ogre, isles won
>>78341416
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qPU-4D1Oao
good job johnny t
gonna be first in the metro bois, deal with it
>>78313023
Improved. Getting a first overall and Johansson. Won't be contenders but will be mid pack.
>>78341828
barzal looked great out there desu
>>78315578
Your /hoc/ bretheren are the worst posters on here. Although they are fairweather and we haven't seen them in a while.
Choose the panthers instead.
>>78304394
turn 360 decibels and moonwalk to calgary
>>78341966
>tranny bay worst posters
>not the edmongolians
looks like they aren't the only ones who haven't been on here in a while
>>78342031
hi summerfag
3-1 VGK calling it now
>>78341828
>no arena
>tavares still NOT signed
>still paying Rick "on IR more than in net" DiPietro
>bleak future
Looks like a longshot first place finish is all you guys can look forward too
https://streamable.com/5dc0u
how did this guy drop out of the top 3?
>>78332874
>95-96 Wings
They had fucking everything. All types of players, entire Soviet unit, elite scorers, offensive defensemen and even a team of grinders.
Probably never, cap space is too hard to manage.
>>78342418
north american racism
>>78342418
Look at Yakupov's KHL stats
>>78342468
Let's cheat and say we can add a first line forward and #1 defenceman for $925k each. What would the team look like?
>>78334081
comfy
Old arenas are underrated. I hope the pizza palace doesn't feel too sterile. Might go to a game in January.
>>78342311
>bleak future
>literally have best defensive prospects in the league and the next broduer
>implying were not going back to the barn or building in belmont
>JT is re-signing, relax
>>78342580
hes signing in toronto
>>78342616
He is signing with the Hamilton Flames
Poor Slovakia. That nations hockey situation is in dire need of saving
>>78342580
>next brodeur
he's fucking his sister?
>>78332874
>83-84 oilers
Imagine a team of McDavid, Matthews, Karlsson, Marchand, Vlasic and Mark Stone with Murray in net. That's what Gretzky, Messier, Coffey, Anderson, Lowe, Kurri and Fuhr were.
>>78342802
>Fuhr
bruh
>>78342616
>>78342734
He's signing in Buffalo
>>78342616
Toronto would be retarded to sign him after how good nylander and matthews are.
>>78342580
>literally have best defensive prospects in the league and the next broduer
do I watch VGK/VAN or SF/SEA?
If Tavares wanted to stay he would have signed already.
>>78342912
that's a big bottle
>>78342802
Oh fuck. That's quite a team.
>>78342979
well, it is toronto.
>>78342926
Oh yeah, they also had a Gibson in Moog.
>islanders BTFO flylels again
>Sold out arena
>Even when those bastards shrunk it
Fuck the assholes who built barclays. Should have known that a hockey team could have came in. Now watch barclays get 11000 a game because an eighth of the arena is absolute garbage in sightlines
>>78342979
>nylander
>center
>>78342979
plus they need to have space for doughty
Demers for McGinn
Lol
>>78343252
>all those puck marks
cant afford to clean the glass?
>>78343252
wtf did this happen?
>>78343252
>scotiabank
>rogers
uhhhh why are there canadian companies on the billboards of a sunbelt team
>>78305103
One more hour lads
>>78343512
who is that
>>78343567
Or as I like to call it, LOST WAGES,
Gsgagsshhhhhssasshshshabshshshs
>they actually thought putting a hockey team in las vegas was a good idea
>>78344480
one word: they'll get a lot of tourism
>>78343697
Br0ck B0esser
>>78344542
That's six words, Sven
>>78344602
He's not even that good just has an alright shot. Those gretzky turns he tries all the time are so predictable
>>78344664
too bad hes gonna win the calder
>>78344712
lol no.
t.30 something years of canucks fan
Hello where is my Ducks friend
>>78345034
You have no friends here tampon
>>78303608
John Oliver is the biggest piece of shit on this planet.
I made a game thread
>>78345746
>>78345746
>>78345073
I have plenty. You could be mine too if you changed that attitude
>want to watch the game
>baseball on all sportsnet channel, even on Pacific
>tva sport is shit
Why.
le lifelong fan post
>>78345998
sportsnet 360 has it
>>78345902
Deal
So if the canucks lose this game does it mean they are the worst team ever since the knights have never played a game before?
>>78346054
I don't have it.
What a crowd
>>78346131
you probably do if you have sportsnet, it's the basic package you get the others with, it might not be with sportsnet on your tv guide though (it isnt on mine)
>>78346131
also sportsnet is playing the jays game while listing this and SN360 is listing random filler shows while playing this so it's all screwed up
but you probably get 360
>>78346199
No, it's there, it's locked with another package because Rogers is fucking shit and lock 360 away on satellite
>>78346131
http://101livesportsvideos.com/videos/vegas-golden-knights-vs-vancouver-canucks
>>78346308
wtf lol
so you would get 360 on cable but can't on satellite
they don't even pretend to not rip off people who live in the country
>>78346369
I can get it, but it's locked behind a "Premium" sport package (which only includes 360, Fight Network, Golf Channel and some soccer channel).
>>78346088
Hooray for new fren
>>78346454
yeah that's what i mean, it isn't like that on cable
we cup now
Just bought this set for 4 bucks at a garage sale. You think anyone win the contest? Should I open them and pull tab?
>>78347208
pull it cunt
>>78343512
What a great picture.
only 9 more months until /comfy/ off-season hoc. see you boys then
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
I drive ask me Anything fags
>>78349697
do a barrel roll
>>78349884
he is a barrel, just look at those sausage fingers lol
>>78349894
ayyyy
>>78349697
how long have you had diabetes for?
>>78349697
Drive off a bridge
>>78349975
I don't because I at least eat low sugar and workout my killer is red meat
>>78349884
>>78349894
>>78349966
I bet you fats aren't much better
>>78349697
way to be in two lanes at once
>>78350559
It's my specialty :^)
>>78351022
your real specialty is clearing out the all-you-can-eat buffet lol
VIRTANEN OFFICIALLY HAS A POINT
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>78351104
>cleaning out the buffet
Who even goes to buffets anymore
>Csnucks
Lolllll
>Tyler Wong
Fucking Finn with a first hat trick of the season.
>>78351285
>canucks have boeser
>oilers have BULJU
how is this fair for hongcouver? Edmonton gonna rape them all seaosn long.
>>78351380
I'm sorry, but he is a happa, you have been betrayed fucking faggot
RICED
>>78351747
>happa
speak English
>Juolevi
>Demko
Vegas put the busts in the dust
>>78352334
Demko sounds like a very Finnish name.
>Vanpooper in charge of not losing by a 5 goals deficit against a team that never played hockey before
I understand it's easy to rip on Virtanen for is low point production in the AHL last season. To make matters worse he had players like William Nylander, Ehlers and Pasta go after him in his draft year. I can see how it's just a joke to trash Virtanen, but from what I've seen this preseason (given it's only been two games) He can play and there's definitely a player there. At least a solid top 6 guy.
I don't think this semen slurping season is for me guys
>canucks
>9-4
>Wong gets a hat trick
>the absolute state of hongcouver
>cantpucks
>the state of vanchinker
>cantpucks
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>78352560
Take your (You) and fuck off
>boeser
>juolevi
>jake
>demko
HAHAAHHAAH NIE PROSPECT POOL THERE
>>78352560
I hope you are right and all of /hoc/ Canucks fans are wrong.
/hoc/ is a no bully zone
What is this split squad meme flames and oilers are doing?
me on the right
>>78352710
needs a vegas logo
>>78352703
>>78352706
It's a way for both teams to collect preseason ticket sales. Both games are played at the same time
>>78351699
Nice Gretzky
>>78352710
why the hell are you bullying the canucks?
WONG
O
N
G
relocation when
>Allowing 9 against an expansion team
>>78352779
O M A H A
>>78352779
Vancouver bullying is deserved due to their """"fans"""" so please continue
>>78352659
Beser is elite
Fuck everyone else tho
>>78326936
Lol. The rags are officially the team of cucks now.
>>78352859
not all of us are like those two cunts who shall not be named
>chinaman destroys Vancouver
pottery
>(((vancouver)))
>/hoc/ hates Finns
>cheers for a Finn for getting a hat trick
huh, makes me think...
>Juolevi
Never EVER. Time to put your Finns in Binns
Sup. New to hockey obviously. Looks lIKe my knights are. E L I T E
>>78352893
They always were
Give me a You and I will take a big poo in Vancouver and leave it on the sidewalk
t. Edmonton
>>78352948
>/hoc/ hates chinks
>kippers refuses to go away
huh, makes me think...
>>78352948
Only you and your beta orbiters hate Finns. Us good posters accept our finnish friends with open arms.
>>78352989
Plz no
>>78353014
>current year
chinks are elite my friend
>>78352886
>good ol minnesota boy is the only bright light for vanpooper
how long before he demands to be moved?
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
i want to thank god and thank the jesus man
uhhhhhh thank god for the hat trick
uhhhh moses grabbed my stick and scored the first goal and judas priest guided the puck for my 2nd goooooooooooooooooall uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>78353075
>ynr horvat
3 years if benning doesn't get fired
>>78353084
You wouldn't understand you disgusting Buddhist.
>>78353173
/E F F A Y/
wtf I love Vegas now
HOLY SHIT CANTPUCKS LOST TO FUCKING VEGAS?
Even if this is just preseason i cant wait to laugh this up all year long
>>78353455
I expect Vegas to fare well in the Pacific (cause the whole division with the exception of Edmonton is complete trash), but they're gonna get their asses kicked outside.
>>78353455
9 goals is baaad
>>78342993
How many goals will Stamkos score for the Leafs this year? Wait...
>>78353084
>judas priest guided the puck for my 2nd
kek