/cric/

cricket is gay

Hope the Windies don't bully us again desu

>>78295307
this

>>78295347
*steals ur batsman*

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>WI have won 4 of the last 5 t20s vs Englel

Tipping Hales for a quickfire 8 off 3.

aloha to my friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IVToqYzBQo

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>no second slip

>now for an interview with the man who decided the T20 world cup final
>doesn't cut to Ben Stokes

terrified of a full strength Brathwaite

>>78295593
Can't compete with Root's stealth wide balls

based fucking nannies

Genuinely thought Gayle had retired.

going clubbing tonight lads

could not care less

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>Le memehit a double hundred man

>>78295741
Reckon I'd feel like a manlet in a Dutch club desu and I'm 6 foot 1.

>Standing commentary

Why is memehit so low budget?

>>78295851
I reckon Bumble has a 40 inch dildo that he gently leans back onto between overs.

>Piss Jordshit

Reckon the Windies lads hate him?

Tipping the Western Indies to break 280.

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>65/0 off 5.2

Shan't be watching as there aren't any streams available and I don't particularly want to fund Sky

>>78295983
Literally watching a livestream right now.

I don't care what you're doing

Shan't be providing you with it then. Ungrateful brainlet.

If you were going to provide me with a link you'd have done it in the first place you dullard

>>78295983
*watches sky on two tvs*
That's you sorted as well mate, don't worry.

Mmm yes. Just watching the first wicket fall in 360p quality. Brainlets will never experience this.

>Standing ovation

Absolute cuckolds tbqh.

>appeal for out
>wide called

WELL HE FUCKING HIT IT UMP SO IT'S NOT THAT BLOODY WIDE YOU CUNT

>There are 'people' who rate Jason Roy

Getting a bit sick of the South African meme. We've clearly already run through all the good ones.

JOE

COME HERE JOE

LISTEN

STOP

CHUCKING IT DOWN LEG SIDE

ALRIGHT

JUST STOP GIVING THEM FREE RUNS MATE

OK

>CHADwick Walton

Why are spinners cucks and pace bowlers chads?

Quite like Liam Plunkett's action tbqh.

>The Worst Indies

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Cricket girl's

What cricket girls?

>>78296853
If cricket girls give their protective gear a wipe, are they sanitary pads?

>Getting out to Anal Rashid

Thriving poomunity.

If only this guy's dad was Arleigh Brathwaite and not the typical pump-and-dump Caribbean father, he might have been on the right path.

Is this, dare I say it, a worse collapse than losing 19 runs in 4 balls?

>>78297029
Imagine going from 106-1 to 142-7

>"people" from Yorkshire will use this as an excuse to campaign for Rashid's return to the test squad

Do not even remotely rate Chris Jordan.

>>78297242
Only ESS JAY DUBYAS that are desperate for a black man in the England setup want him in.

>>78297270
Honestly disappointing how shite our ethnics are at cricket. Momeme Ali unironically one of our better non-whites.

>Curry and Piss Boredom throwing away our comeback

>>78297300
The Windies should have been the perfect inspiration for Afro-Caribbean cricketers, they got all excited and celebrated the defeat of whites with the "blackwash" and rubbed it in our faces, then Windies time just passed and now the only blacks in England who care about crickets are first generation immigrants in their 70s.

thought chris jordan made a good start to his career but then eventually batsmen started picking his variations so now he's useless

>>78297543
Also his horrible bowling action and endless wides.

>>78297683
>endless wides

The Widest a Man can Get

Tipping Poot for a cautious 90.

Will Hales get his second T20I Hundred tonight lads?

>>78298077
Almost certainly not.

>failson woy

>>78298128
I wonder if 100s at T20I level will start to become more common in years to come.

Roy is dreadful.

>>78298191
yeah levi's record of a 45 ball century in t20is will certainly be broken before 2020 too

>Woy

>papists

Can we just play some fucking cricket and stop the disco

business idea: bring back kieswetter

want alex hales to clutch me tightly

Counter proposal: Bring back Steven Davies and cash in on the lucrative gay market.

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>second best t20I batting average in the world

>West Indian cowards

>>78297979
(You)

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>>78299684
I have made a fool of myself. Shall never make a prediction again.

>Bumler

>Rasheed

Is Evin "Ebin" Lewis élite?

>Anal Rashit

All pressure on the Willey.

>gayvid penis

>The city of David penis

where's stokes? miles better than dumbvid wally.

>>78300340
Hiding from big, strong Brathwaite.

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Game over.

based fucking plunker saving the match

Hope you're all singing sweet caroline

Shan't be doing that.

Tipping England to not win it from here.

>>78300661
yeah me too

We lost

The ABSOLUTE STATE of our memehitting.

SWING YOU SHITS

>Plunkshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpLUP8qNj-M

Can a lad post the dave warner leave webmaster where he gets outright bowled in a county match or something? Wanna show the old man

depressed

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Based Craig

>>78303572
Korn are unironically better than NIN, though both are still shit.

>>78300683
>>78309449
:)

>>78311226
Erm no

lmao did WI actually win

>>78312125
Yes and Root 17 of 19 in a T20 kek

>>78312019
erme can

gday its cassie here ama

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Really makes one think...

hate uni

>>78313672
[2]

spend far too much time on 4chan lads and I shan't be posting until the Ashes starts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWwAUAWN5lQ
love my mum

love my dad too

My automatic tea maker arrived yesterday. It may be the greatest thing I’ve ever purchased.

>>78318198
is this a new low for straffo?

making tea is the simplest shit.
you put a bag in the cup and pour hot water in or you put leaves in a kettle and pour water in

why do tumblr and twitter types say everything is the greatest thing ever?

>>78318341
hate the whole twitter/tumblr lingo

the internet was a mistake if I'm honest, based Tone knew this and sabotaged the NBN to protect Australians from it

hey is this /hoc/?

>>78318557
Is isolationist policy patrician?

>>78318750
nah mate it isn't sorry, think you may have opened the wrong thread

BrainiacBash>BrainletBlock

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my birthday today lads
gotta go out to dinner with the folks so im gonna miss most of the cricket

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>>78319295

Courtney's m8, you here lad?

>>78319418
record it m8, or puase it when you have to leave. don't look at cricinfo until you get home and finish it

on the shitter lads

>>78319418
happy birthday mate

how old now?

NOT a fan of wogs, tbf (to be frank)

>>78319418
happy birthday lad, any presents so far?

>>78319454
yeah lad ama

>>78319793
you'll fit in mate

>>78319791
>>78319801
thanks m8s
no presents yet, about to head out now to see the senpai

night friends

>>78319814
what's the latest in the morgo narrative

>>78319814
I had to reset my phone and lost all contact details, tell her I will come get her from Suicideland 20th of October

>>78319829
he got caught doing 86 in a 50 zone so he got a $600 fine and is on probation for a year kek

>>78319835
ok, what contact details did you even have?

>>78320126
whats the update in the jimmy sitch m8?

miss my ex-gf lads

more like GOhli desu lads

>>78320126
Can't kiss and tell lad.

>>78320334
same, 2bh

COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
E

these threads are just people desperately trying to be funny. there isnt even any discussion

>>78320501
le freshie

>>78320283
>jimmy sitch
what?

didn't even realise there was a game on

based fucking NCN
lmao at the state of Pissrat in the only format he's good at

au/sp/ soon lads. Can't wait 2bh

>>78320706
janny will have a sperg out again

Fucking hate Faulkner, absolutely useless cricketer

Reminder there are people on /cric/ who say he should play tests

the absolute state of >our bowling depth

>>78320717
When the fuck is Starc going to be back

>>78320769
Ashes

this is just giving the shitters a chance to bowl like with the South African ODI tour Australia went on before

Ian Chappel unironically just wrote an article on cricinfo about how Warner is a secret brainiac

rigs take wickets

tipping a 20 from Dhoni

>India vs Austalia ODI in India. Stadium half empty

How?

>>78320870
safety regulations, apparently no one's allowed to sit in most of the ground for whatever reason

>>78320870
Indians are poor

fucking lmao

how is this shit tier team winning away from home?

Stoinis is one of those players who steps up to the level and actually looks a better player the higher the competition. Give him a baggy green I say.

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>>78318198
>not 14 tickets to Springsteen (allowing for the ridiculously small seating throughout Australia.)
>not his beautiful pride and joy Canon ES700 DSLR
>not the digital stehoscope which allows him to hear his sloot sister getting banged raw in 7.1 surround in real-time.
>not the Myki recharge for the week
>not the dodgy doctor/lawyer combo that got him off work with PTSD for the rest of existence.

a fucking tea maker.

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>>78318557
HECKIN SMOL PUPPER DOING A BLEP

>>78321031
>allowing for the ridiculously small seating throughout Australia.
kek, I love how he always cites his height as the reason he finds sitting in planes, music venues and cinemas very uncomfortable.

It would make sense if he was a 6'6" lanklet but he's just 6'2".

>The selectors though Scott Boland was better than Coulter-Nile

>>78320889
The empty part is literally the safest and most recently refurbed stand I think.

It's because some corrupt government official hates the developer and/or the cricket association for some reason and won't provide the safety certification.

>>78321031
Leave the lad alone, maybe he reaaally loves tea

club last night was deano central
simply not the kind of place for a cricketing intellectual such as myself

reminder to watch american honey, /cric/ approved kino

who /sleptslightlywrongandnowhasadibilitatingbackinjury/ here?

>>78321242
The only club you need is the /cric/ club

>>78321276
:3

>>78321266
>Shy la boo
no thanks

>>78321280
kysys

shame I won't get to see fraudwin exposed today

>>78321297
kisses to you too
;)

>>78321355
Definitely voting No now desu

>>78321373
good lad

>>78321296
it's his best role ever, he's great in it. lane's performance is even better though

>>78321331
he already got fraudposed at Leicester last week in CC division 2, guy is shit

*against leicester

Is this thread so quiet because au/sp/osters are all poorfags?

>>78321658
it's because boreDI is shit and >we're slowly eking out a loss from what should have been a demolition job two *yawn* hours ago.

Zampa is shit

a cricket match cant be decided over one innings

>>78321658
nah it's because it's footy finals for both codes

>>78321785
All finals were played on Friday and Saturday though

>>78321798
and so cricket is simply not in the mind of Bazza and Shazza right now

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>actually watching and enjoying paki paddle

>>78321890
yeah that's what we do here mate

>>78321908
No we don't

>>78321908
how's the sport compared to baseball

I know fuck all about either, I'm just asking if its as boring and drawn out

>>78321937
Baseball is not popular in countries where cricket is so nobody knows

>>78321927
hey mate can you not embarrass me in front of the big strong foreigner
>>78321937
test cricket goes for 8-9 times as long as a baseball game and is for intellectuals and philosophers

>>78321242
can just imagine Zachy B trying to discuss Harmer with a girl in a night club

struggle to visualise him in any kind of social situation actually

>>78321814
Gino you dumb malaka, the baklava covered in ants, we need you back in the kitchen with the Mortein right NOW!

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>>78321890
>>actually watching and enjoying paki paddle

>>78322010
erm my parents are irish and I despise wogs

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>struggle to visualise him in any kind of social situation actually

need to do a shoey ASAP lads

>>78322044
just cannot fathom the sheer autism at play that's all

Are those pajeets on the concrete in uniform?

>just cannot fathom
brainlet

hate Dhoni

Australian team is so shitty

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serious bowler

>>78322271
t. nicelet

Useless without Starc

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>starc

>>78322344
Australia all out before 245

Frankly my knowledge of test cricket is literally unparalleled

I have keenly followed every test series from ~2003 onwards, and can recite the score of every series even further back than that to about 1965 off-hand, thanks to online research since then.

Aside from being a statslord, I also have a mental montage of literally 10,000 test match dismissals: the bowler, the catcher, the path of the ball, everything

I am an admirer of the finer nuances of the game and have a deeper understanding of certain cricketing concepts than any of you can even conceive.

Honestly, there isn't a a single name of a cricketer you can throw at me that I won't have some kind of opinion of, I am even an enthusiastic follower of cricket beyond the test world and take nearly as much interest in a scorecard from ICC World Cricket League South America Region Division Two as I do from any test match

I would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game

>James Faulkner has an inflated ODI batting average because he gets a lot of not outs
>"Overrated hack. Look at his stats in the long form of the game"

>Michael Bevan does the same thing 15 years ago
>"Greatest limited over batsman of all time"

>>78322982
Who said this

>>78321966
>test cricket goes for 8-9 times as long as a baseball game and is for intellectuals and philosophers
This, most intellectuals in cricket watching nations made their discoveries while wstching test matches

>>78323037
People who (you)d me last time I posted this

>>78323046
Very few people know it was actually a cricket ball falling which gave Newton his idea of gravity, or that the legendary aboriginal XI who toured England in the 19th Century helped hone Darwin's theories on the evolution of the great apes

Jon Holland, the left arm spinner, has died at the age of 30. Holland had been diagnosed with an aggressive form of brain cancer in March this year. He died on Sunday after suffering a brain bleed while in a Newcastle hospital.

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fantastic film

Lmao

>>78323342
Should have gone for someone just a tinsy bit less recent. Nathan Hauritz or Marcus North haven't been googled in 5 years, so people might genuinely think they missed this

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>>78323368
Just watched this

>>78323472
adore it
Hell or High Water had the same writer and is fucking elite too

>>78323472
very good film, it's no american honey though, stand out film

>>78323516
alright redditlad hell or high water was a good rec thanks

anyone have a decent acestream for the ind v aus ODI?

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>>78323600
>unironically watching one day cricket

''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''cricket''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

erasmus playing an intellectual innings for namibia

>>78323516
oh yeah, that guy who was a cop in sons of anarchy

>watching india australia t20 highlights
>they play land down under whenever australia takes a wicket

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>>78323697
critiscising people watching cricket in a ccricket thread

Holy shit, that was cringe

What was

>>78324711
They are showing cringy promos about india v australia rivalry

>>78324361
one day cricket isn't cricket you doofus prick
a cricket match can only be decided over two innings
cricket only realises itself in first-class form

try>>>/asp/

remember Zachy talking about how he wasn't watching anything of the CT but was still here for every game

43 overs chasing 260

he literally started creaming when amir took wickets in the final

i flicked over the f1 lads
is the cricket back on

i left the remote on the couch

>>78325517
Based D/L

>>78326089
nah started raining again

terrified of aggressive brain tumours

for me it's needing a cholostomy

moving to winchester tomorrow lads

tell me about a full strength winchester

Sairam: "Here is the traditional cricinfo comment whenever there is a rain: My house is 8kms away from the ground, and not even the slightest of drizzles"

>>78326500
>cricinfo
>in 2k17

>>78326580
yeah I wasn't a fan but after their latest update I find the site much more accessible

>>78326580
wish there was an alternative

>>78326737
cricbuzz

>>78326803
shit

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Zimbabwe wot
>>78326682
>>78326737
Didn't they ruin everything after new ui update?

reminder jews literally ruined cricinfo just like everything else

>>78326855
based scotty boland

>>78326845
nah it's pretty good, at least on mobile

>>78326855
looks like a B team plus Peter Moor

>>78326922
talking about the articles mostly

>>78326855
>T20

the track ordering of slanted and enchanted is an absolute state

i guess it was kinda deliberate like they just didn't care slackers xD

might buy a new bat for the summer lads

any recommendations?

back on in a few

>>78327194
whatever feels good when you swing it

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>>78327194
SS Jumbo Retro of course

fuck off rain
seriously

glad it's raining

fucking circus

american honey is the modern day badlands

fucking hell ish weather

I'm never going to watch this American Honey shit now

>>78327014
yeah articles are shit

>>78321736
my non-fiction landmine lays ignored

>>78327609
good

UAE looking to pile on some quick runs, 2 quick wickets have just reeled them back in slightly though

would have fancied namibia on their famous new ball swingers

absolutely terrified on a full strength namibia

>>78328125
*of

Based rain god

>>78328654
Fuck off with this shit vishnu

Shan't be watching American Honey.

>Huzefa says: "Cheerleaders in ODI cricket. That will make it interesting. Jokes Apart, ODI cricket needs India-Pak bilateral ties to resume." --- Well, pom-poms surely change things, yeah
What did cricbuzz mean by this?

>>78328744
it's /cric/'s kino of choice

Anyone got a pancake recipe?

>>78323516
gonna watch it because you shill it so much

>>78328702
think it's the cuck indra who's incharge of that m8

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BZIxbQTFwFm/

https://www.xvideos.com/video4376501/cricket_my_cock_-_priya_anjeli_rai_01
Baseball BTFO.

>>78329353
looks atrocious

would be embarrassed to play this

Shan't be clicking on that.

>>78329144
its alright just not particularly interesting which suits redditlad fine

>>78329225
Oh yes, my bad there

it's a 8.5/10

>>78329225
>being a cuck to cuckmiri
Feel free to neck yourself :)

>>78329478
very well executed but forgettable

>78329518
New fag>>>/plebbit/

it has stuck with me

Wish Big Ant would learn how to make the bowling actions look decent.

goffin painting lines what the fuck

>>78329518
>deceiving mortals because muh arjun
>not a cuck

>>78329587
yeah only joking rally, best bit for me is where all the texans start pulling their guns out in the street in pursuit of him. love real america and their guns

also the script is great

>>78329675
yeah had a good laugh at the start where the old guy gets angry when they ask him if he's got a gun

namibia going in for the kill here

>>78329759
good

thread smelling horribly lamo

>>78329901
SOPA

>cartwheel'd out of here

>Cartshite

>meme shit

>smoth

>steve shit

>Lostralia

EXPOSED

>Sneed Shit

reminder a full strength new south wales would win the world cup

>Poopeelian intellectuals

Aussies left for work?

>Headed to pavilion

>shatvis bread

>Warner at one end
>Wickets falling at the other end
Business as usual.

Game over.

>>78330641
(You)

>>78330641
Welp, he also went back.

gg no re

>>78330731
I jinxed him.

Where the Australians at?

>>78330933
watching davis cup m8

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5 more balls for glenn shartsmell

>Indians cheering Memeswell
IPL was a mistake

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>>78331265

>memeswell

>stonepiss

>pooinis

LE MEME TEXT XD FUNNY NAME XDXD

the absolute state of australian cricket

>poopeelia
KEK

wog called james psarakis just liked my facebook comment

tipping australia to lose from here

tipping myself to masturbate from here

>>78331772
>>78331786
based RC