Tottenham vs Swansea match thread

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>>78293025

>de gay

Fuck tottenshit

>>78293025
>4atb
>not starting Davies
What the fuck

>kane

Kane please score

>back 4
>vert lb
>two man midfield of dier and sissoko
still too much for swanshit

>>78293025
Is Alli white?

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The Slaughterer of Swansea

i might tune in to watch renniger sanchit getting exposed again

>>78293106
whitest man in britain

swanSHIT vs tottenSHIT

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The Swansea Slasher

>>78293132
>>78293132
isn't it 4am where you are go to bed chilean customer fag

>>78293025
Tottenham have too many whitebois. No wonder they're so spineless.

Redpill me on Lamela's injury

>>78293242
drug addiction and depression

>>78293217
it's 1 pm dummy

>>78293242
Conjecture has it he's a fraud

>>78293242
cocaine and repeatedly ripped sphincter

>>78293242
the infamous doping ban

>>78293025
>entire tottenham squad goes out to pose before the game just for twitter

fucking hell

>>78293272
pls go

>>78293392
no

http://www.strawpoll.me/13942465
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13942465
http://www.strawpoll.me/13942465

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dubs and I treat that anon to a McDonalds date with my free money

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COYS

>>78293560
i'll have a sharebox chicken nuggets, large fries and a coke zero

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Prepare for a surprise Swansea win spuds fans

CUM ON YOUR SPURS!!!!

>>78293381
pretty sad if you ask me

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Tammy hattrick incoming

friendly reminder Swansea have not lost at Wembley.

>>78293681
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_Football_League_Third_Division_play-off_Final

never mind

lol

>>78293681
Can't argue with that lad

>>78293681
What score are you predicting?

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>>78293681
Leon will make sure the boys know that

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swansea are you ready ??

>>78293733
>>78293740
ye they've not lost in the current stadium

Swansea will win 1-0 with a cheeky 85th minute Mawson goal.

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>>78293746
hammer beat spud

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Execute order 66

>>78293734

Fatboy knows they'll be mauled

>>78293762
Lost last week though didn't you

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT

>>78293762
kys tripfag you make us true swans customers look like shit

hoping for 0-0 draw

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>>78293793
um ok

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>>78293784
it's just a game fren

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>>78293113
Fuckers on 4chan telling me, always in /sp/ "Renato Sanches ain’t bout this," "Renato Sanches ain’t bout that." My boy a world class midfielder on fucking Swansea. They, they they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work. SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit. All ya motherfuckers talk about "Renato Sanches ain’t no future GOAT," "Renato Sanches ain’t this," "Renato Sanches 33 years old." SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all don’t live with that nigga. Y'all know that nigga got caught with TSUUUUUnaldo winning Euros and shit. Nigga been on the Portugal national team since fuckin', I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that. Them niggas savages out there. If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Renato Sanches, I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more. You know those niggas roll with Dirtmund and them.

Young Lahm on the beat.

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when I see a spud fan

>>78293681
Why did you walk towards the camera?

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>>78293834
>When I see da Goyim

>>78293242
hormone replacement therapy to complete his sex change

>>78293906
i'd fuck him desu (no homo)

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you have to be deluded if you think Spuds are gonna win

where the fuck is ben davies

why does Jermaine Jenas hold a candle for Spurs so much? he was complete non-entity of a player for Spurs, and wasn't even born in London or grew up supporting them.

really embarrassing to see

>>78293966
Needs that sleepy time rest matey

>>78293975
I guess that's where he made his money, Newcastle won't have paid him much.

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>>78293966
Doesn't want to face his former club cause he loves us more than spuds

>>78293975
He was still at Spurs for like 10 years, what do you expect

>>78294002
Ben Davies must be so disappointed with his Spurs career.

>>78294002
>us
What position you play?

>>78294027
won more trophies than at spuds

>>78293762
Hey man I've always wondered why you feel the need to act like a special snowflake on an anonymous image board. I don't really get the point, do you want to be a 4chan celebrity or something

>>78294040
don't you know, it's Roque Mesa doing a cheeky shitpost right before the game

>>78294027
I'd rather struggle to avoid relegation than play in the champions league too. Poor Ben

>>78294027
Yeah, must be so shit challenging for the title, playing in the CL and being part of the best defence in the PL

Bet he wished he'd stayed fighting relegation with Swansea instead

>>78294005
for him not to embarrass himself being a fanboy for a club that literally doesn't give two fucks about him?

>son LWB

Swansea are legit going to win

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>>78294054
the midfielder that Atletico and Sevilla wanted now can't break into the Swansea team

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>>78294057
Must keep him up at night.

what the fuk is a wellness bracelet

>>78294070
We all love Jenas. He always used to play in beastmode against Arsenal

So fuck off

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reminder to stop replying to the fat, ugly attention seeking cunt

Spurs literally beat one the best teams in the world this past week.

What have Swansea done? Nothing!

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>get to watch that fraud Renato Sanches fuck up for 90 minutes again

Comfy.

>>78294102
It's less the obesity than the greasy face that creeps me out.

>>78294072
Looks like a 4-1-4-1 to me

>>78294117
Post the webm of her licking a Christmas bauble

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>>78294103
won a major trophy more recently than spoods

>>78294117
>90 minutes
he's done physically in 60

settling in for a comfy 90mins of watching fraudnato sanches getting exposed

>>78294101
>get constantly BTFO by your rivals and finish miles behind them year after year
>random shit player scores a goal against them
>now a club legend


absolute tinpot club

http://www.strawpoll.me/13942648

Reply to this poll or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>78294102

Wait, that thing still posts? Why the fuck are the neonewcancerbanterfags still replying to it?

>>78294117
PHWAAARRR

Can someone link me a good site to stream games ronaldo7 is shit and soccerstreams is down

>>78294095
that face tho

>>78294148
spent my childhood dreaming of lifting the carling cup

>>78294159
>now a club legend
Literally no one thinks this

>>78294102
is this shopped?

>>78294167
Use /r/soccerstreams

how longs wanyama out for

>>78294174
spent your childhood not winning anything too

>sissoko vs renato sanches
IS THIS peak soccer?

>>78294201
thanks lad

>>78294161
O-O-O-K-K

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time for redemption

>>78294214
Sissoko has actually started the season alright, except he can't finish

>>78294214
Sissoko is decent now tough

>>78294249
Redpill me on this image

Why is Swansea wearing Morocco's kit?

BANTER WITH JAKE AND THE LADS YAAAAASSSSS

rooting for Renato to show all you racists wrong desu.

>>78294167

https://streams.notahoneypot.me/

Usually shows all the big games

Come on you S

>Lesser players
Shut up stupid commentator

davies on the bench just doesn't make sense

he's been fucking great

Where's Michel Vorm going when the season is done

is buffstream ever not complete shit? should be call BUFFERINGstream lmao fuck these niggers

>>78294167
http://hdhub.live/channel/channel-1-live-stream.html

Roque Mesa will be worth £40m by the end of the season

7-2 spurs desu

3-2 ht

>>78294353
>BUFFERINGstream
haha nice one friend i really enjoyed that joke
glad to have you here

how many more losses before clement is gone?

>>78294349
He needs a rest. Playing all PL and CL games with no rose return in sight

Why did you all bully 190cm

He's one of the best posters and is never rude to anyone else, he just wants to be loved

>>78294397
any tripfag deserves to be bullied tbqh

Hoping for a cheeky Swansea 1 nil win with a Tammy goal desu senpai

>>78294397
put your trip back on

>it's a comfy red kit episode

>>78294397
The fuck do you mean? Hes a proven pedophile that films little kids in the park

>>78294397
he's an arrogant mong

>>78294101
>Jenas beast mode against Arsenal
>spend halftime sucking off Ashley Cole

That love hate

>>78294353
At least it's not navix where the audio is so delayed At least you see the action it's not navix ages before you hear where the audio is so delayed any of the noises or commentary you see the action ages before you hear any of the noises or commentary

>>78276745
>>78276745

I'm just here for the R. Sanches masterclass

>that little segment before the game where BT were showing clips of Sanches at Bayern supposed to demonstrate that he's a good player
>it was just a couple turns and passes that you expect from any midfielder in any of the top leagues

I guarantee in 20 years he'll be talked about as football's ultimate fraud and transfer fuckup.

>lolris
>aypoo

>>78294450
you ok?

A win for Tottenham puts the Spurs in 3rd (or 2nd if they win by 7), tied with United on points, who have a game in hand. This will also put Swansea in 17th, or 18th if they lose by 3, behind West Ham and into the relegation zone.

A tie would put Tottenham in 5th, and Swansea in 14th

A Swansea win would put the Swans in 12th, but if Swansea were to win by 4, they would jump ahead of Tottenham to 11th.

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>>78293025
Would this pass in a diversity quota review?

Lloris is always a mistake waiting to happen, its embarrassing that people still rate him as an elite goalie

>>78294518
who cares nerd

>>78294486
>in 20 years
if you don't have that opinion now, you're a mendes shill

>Interested to see Sanchez at Swansea
>He never gets to touch the ball

Lel

3 draws in 6 games today, bookies will be laughing

That wall positioning was terrible

>>78294568
HAHAHAHAHA - bookies

>iconic twin towers torn down
what did he mean by this?

>>78294057
>challenging for the title
Do you know when Spurs last won the title?

>>78294604
Not everything is a 9/11 reference

>>78294568
Pulisball is the ultimate destroyer of Accas

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>it's a >sanches episode

Reminder that Sanchez was a starter for the best team in germany, and in the pl he struggles to play for Swansea.

"that's how to save at your near post?"
-Burki

>>78294604
Wembley stadium used to have two twin towers which were torn down when they new stadium was built.

Fucking new fags

Son from that left side is so deadly. Also

>Sissoko

Fuck is he doing?

>sissoko

fucking hell

>sissoko ono

>Dat Sanchez pass

WORLDCLASS

God bless Davinson.

>>78294537
rude

Kek at Tammy being salty at the Swansea player not passing it as he wanted.

>>78294621
>Sanchez was a starter for the best team in germany
he started 6 league games last season m8

nice neckbeard kane

>>78294626
>'/sp/ - where irony meets autism'

>>78294524
sure, but also a dress code violation

What an awful shot by Sanches there, looked like a pass to Lloris

>>78294621
Lacking match fitness la
Gon be world class in two matches la

>>78294678
he's an ugly mouthbreather, fits him perfectly

Swansea: Sanches
Tottenham: Sanchez

Remember the difference. It could save your life

>sissoko will score today

im confident

>>78294712
Sanchez is a bigger, better and BLACKER player than Sanches

>>78294729
yeah, right after janssen

>we've beaten some shitty german team so the wembley curse is lifted

Umm no sweetie.

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Tammy and RLC are literally England's future and Chelsea will sell them to Bournemouth for 15m combined next summer.

>>78294729
Own goal confirmed

who else got lost in the gol de perro thread instead of watching the actual match

Lol at Sanches there looking at the Spurs player and not bothering to defend

>Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier >Dier

>>78294791
yeah me

>>78294791
#respect

very nice semen slurping match we have here

Oh, so that's where Carroll ended up. Was wondering what happened to him.

>After a phone call to Karl Heinz rude nigger

What did the commentator mean by this?

>>78294791
respect perro

>Tammy Abraham
>Renato Sanches
>Paul Clement
>Fabiankski
>Carroll
Is there a team in the pl with more people that you want to succeed?

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>>78294807
he's a big, lazy fucking nigger

>>78294834
The Cacas Because Of His Father Who Died When He Was Very Young #Respect #ComeToGalatasaray

>spurs paid £40m to Ajax for a crap eredivisie defender

was this part of an intra-jewish money laundering scheme?

sanches literally puts 0 effort in

you can only get by on skill for certain parts of the game

that's why he will never make it at a big club

If he thinks he's too good for Swansea and doesn't need to put any effort it then why did he move there?

>>78294860
It's 'Rim-A-Nigger' m8.

>>78294890
They wanted all evolutions of Ajax Pokemons.

It's a trippier attempts a cross episode

>>78294891
Ruben Neves > Sanches

trippier is so fucking bad

>>78294890
They wanted another ex-Ajax player, they've got 4 of them now.

>>78294890
He's class. He'll outgrow tottenham in a few years and be Boateng-tier

>>78294890
>was this part of an intra-jewish money laundering scheme?
yes, that's basically what TV is

>>78294918
>>78294931
>Spurs fans were trying to convince everyone that he's better than Walker before the start of the season
lmao

everything spurs do is slow as fuck

Nobody cares about the yids. All the good games are on tomorrow.

>>78294966
Yet you posted in this thread

Check mate potato fucker

>>78294962
If they play like this they are not going to be in the top4 at the end of the season.

sanches literally just jogs about not giving a fuck about whats going on

>>78294951
At least there's kyle walker-peters

Why did Bayern send him to a team that would expose just how useless he is? They won't ever be able to offload him now

>>78294962
They were moving pretty quickly against Dortmund, I'm not sure why they're moving at a snail's pace today. Worn out maybe.

>>78294966
>you can't watch a team if they're not chelsea, man u or arsenal

>>78294990
It's the wembley curse

>>78294966
City were on earlier. They are a joy to watch. Pep seems to have embraced parts of pl tactics (more pace, more crosses; possibly paid of by pl executives to ensure asian fans keep watching our league instead of la liga) and now his team is watchable for the first time since 2011

>people actually rate dele alli

>>78295001
The Dortmund game was played in Wembley

>swansea put 8 men in the box
>"hurr durr why is this game so slow"

>>78294996
Well yeah, that's where the title race comes from.

>>78294976
t. Sheep shagging Swansea customer

Doubles never lie friend

>>78295021
At Wembley

>>78295015
One season wonder

I don't think this thug ball sport is for me, lads.

>>78295015
>people actually don't rate alli because his skin is coffee coloured and they developed their political beliefs online because their parents don't love them enough to have meaningful conversations with them

>>78295047
In Wembley

>Sanches finally touches the ball and goes two feet forward then turns around and passes back
>"Good work there"

>le park the bus team

>>78295057
Wembley is not a building, it's a stadium. You don't play in Camp Nou, you play at Camp Nou.

>>78295015
>striker that pretends to be a midfielder

>>78295054
>y-you're just racist

Jesus mate

>>78295054
wew he hit a nerve there didn't he you sad, sad boy

>>78295054
Too true to post online pal

>>78295075
You don't play in a stadium?

>>78295054
Back to the containment board with you

>kane takes the corner

>>78295054
my dad thinks gays shouldn't have rights
top top lad

>>78295054
>getting this triggered

>>78295054
wew

>>78295014
Aguero's still got it to be fair

>>78295088
Are we going to meet in the park?
Are we going to meet in the Alps?
Are we going to meet in the beach?

>it's a Spurs slowly wear down opponents before scoring in the final 20 minutes episode

Fucking hate these

>>78295038
>Arsenal challenging for a title
>Man City not challenging for a title
>Tottenham not putting on the pressure (lol)
>Not watching games for memes
anon...

Are Tottenham Hotspur, dare I say it, boring?

>these British commentators that commentate on football for American channels have to say adverts and shit like that during games
lmao

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>>78295054
i hate niggers but i actually like dele alli
i don't know what that means

>>78295119
>Are we going to meet in the park?
You meet at the park and you play in it. Same goes for your Alps example.

>>78295119
well you are inside the park and inside the beach so it sounds right to me

JJ WATT

>>78295119
You can meet in a park you fucking spaz

*blocks your impeccable home record*

>>78295111
I'll be honest, for a couple of weeks I thought he was done for man city and bought fully into the jesus hype. Safe to say, aguero is still the best striker in the league when fit

>>78295119
First two are acceptable, only the last one doesn't work.

>>78295151
How are we supposed to meet inside the Alps?

>>78295120
ROPE A DOPE

>>78295119
>let me tell you about your language

>>78295120
It's called strategy.

>>78295142
You didn't say vacation you cunt

>>78295162
in a cave

Spurs are shit, take them off.

>>78295167
>your language

>>78295162
'in' and 'inside' are two different things

Feels good that we (England) will soon have the 2 best players in the world in kane and alli

ABEs will suicide en masse

>>78295162
You wouldn't say inside but you would say in. Like "we'll go to this place, it's in the Alps". Nobody would say "at the Alps". But you might say "at the foot of [mountain name], it's in the Alps".

>>78295162
in and around the alps

Hi! I'm an American. I'm here visiting a friend on vacation. I just wanted to say soccer is not good. Thanks! Btw, i'm a person of female descent.

>>78295138
It means you're not racist because you like how the brown person plays. Only people who don't like how the brown person plays are racist because he's brown so he has to be praised for everything he does and can never be criticized. That's the only way to be non-racist, treat everyone solely by the colour of their skin and nothing else.

>>78295177
Do you reckon that's what people mean when they say they want to go to the Alps?

>>78295167
Learn to speak it and then we'll talk

>>78295181
No they are not.

>>78295206
You I like

>>78295188
Dele Alli is a system baby

Cringing hard at the Swede

do you pronounce dier like "dire" or like "day er"?

Why is the premier league so dogshit these days?

Haven't seen a good matcg since Arsenal - Leicester.

Too many utter tinpot clubs that want to turn every game into a 0-0 shitfest. Its impossible to predict who's hoing to get relegated because there is genuinely 8 or 9 teams that are horse.

Vertonghen is more willing to shoot than Eriksen, fucking hell

>>78295208
Top,top post

Why did the ref end the game 15 seconds earlier?

>>78295216
No.

>>78295219
dire. As in "this game is dire".

>>78295219
Its meant to be Dee-err

Its a french name

>>78295219
dire
>>78295236
halftime slags

>>78295236
needed a piss

>>78295188
I know this is semi-bait but kane and alli are not THAT good. They're serviceable international standard players but they don't have what it takes to drag the rest of the guff england will line-up with and get us out of the world cup group

>>78295236
So he would have more time over half time to fuck your mother

>>78295219
die (as in "I hope he dies") - err (as in "to err on the side of caution)

>>78295162
The Alps is a mountain range. A locale that covers a prominent space. You can meet in it.
It's like saying
>Are we going to meet at Germany
vs
>Are we going to meet in Germany
One is quite wrong, your poor english education has probably warped your perception of that though.

could this have been any more boring?

>>78295258
Kane is a flareless, solid, hard working finisher. I think most people agree with that. Alli on the other hand, can be a tad polarizing.

>>78295258
Kane is, no doubt he will be the best striker in the world in a couple of years

>>78295282
NO

>>78295258
Kane actually is that good. How many strikers in the world score as frequently as he does and can finish as well as he does? Four?
Five? Agree about Alli though.

>>78295236
Swansea had a corner and Mike didn't like that

>>78295287
How is he flareless? What a dumb thing to say.

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>No halftime young boys

>>78295289
do you honestly believe this? Do you think he's going to become better and stay better than neymar, mboopi, dybala, jesus, berardi, belotti, etc

It's "at Wembley", the Swede was right initially.

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>>78295212
>That's the only way to be non-racist, treat everyone solely by the colour of their skin and nothing else

>>78295324
half time basel la

>>78295317
The only striker who is currently better than kane in my opinion is lewa. Although I think there is a vast gulf between lewa at the top and then kane

>>78295321
Looking back it looks and sounds ridiculous, but I stick by my meaning that he isn't into tricks. His style is no nonsense and clinical. He's not there to dribble around people and look fancy, he just scores goals.

Dean Saunders is so based

>>78295338
Both neymar and dybala aren't strikers

Lamela could have been as good as Messi, shame he joined a loser mentality team like Tottentham

>>78295338
He's already better than Belotti, Berardi, Jesus, Mbappe, and arguably Dybala. Neymar isn't a striker.

>le cantt run, cant head, cant hold the ball up and does'r get assists man

Literally the white Andy Cole

>>78295364
Ok fair enough. I thought you meant he lacks creativity in the way he scores, but creativity is what makes him so good

Lamela could have been as good as Messi, shame he's an alcoholic

>>78295382
They are attacking players who score and create more then kane. A "striker" doesn't have to be an old-school british style number nine and even if it does it's a pointless distinction

>>78295387
>shame he joined a gay brothel coke club
ftfy

Lamela could have been as good as Messi, shame he's as good as Messi.

Come back 190cm

We miss you and your thoughtful insights

Boooooring, put Man City back on. Pep knows how to give the fans a show.

>>78295430
put your trip back on lardass

Lamela could have been as good as Messi, shame he surpassed him years ago

>>78295400
Gotta love the two-footed shooting too.

This Axa amputee-girl advert is giving me an erection, if you know what I mean

Let's strat a qt bomb

Lamela could have been as good as Messi, shame about his mascara obsession.

Nothing more depressing than leftover pizza but it's going in the microwave anyway

Lamela could have been as good as Messi, shame about his gender transition
he'll be a great girl i think

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Swansea defensive masterclass that half

I want Mads carve me up and eat me. What's his accent? Sexy af.

>>78295467
She gave me a not-so-phantom limb, if you sniff what I'm whiffing

Messi could have been as good as Lamela, shame he joined a loser mentality team like Barcelona

>>78295416
You're so dumb. Dybala scored like 11 goals last season and the one before so when you compare him as a striker then he looks significantly worse off.

Lamela could have been as good as Messi, shame about being Lamela

>>78295512
Danish I think

>>78295490
>going in the microwave
>leftover pizza is depressing
Refrigerated pizza is better than warm pizza you niglet

>>78295416
>Dybala creates and scores more than Kane

He had 11 goals last season. Kane had 30.

>>78295490
toaster oven brah

>>78295525
>cold pizza

Kys yourself.

PEZZELLA
>blur goal music

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>>78295525

Smh this game will end 1-1 it screams shit game >>78295544

>>78295518
You're right. I'm completely ignorant of actual statistics and I have no idea who's legit good on the continent but I don't think Kane is in the upper-echelons of world football and, based on the limited amount of football i've seen from him, I think dybala is on that tier of players just below ronaldo and messi

>>78295573
well ur dumb lol

>>78295573
>I think dybala is on that tier of players just below ronaldo and messi
He isn't. He's got the potential to get there though.

>>78295517
This.
When was the last time Barcelona actually put pressur on the PL title?

Is nobody watching the second half?

Did Renato really think he could break into Buyern's midfield?

>>78295573
At least you admit that you're ignorant lad

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how is my nigga doing?

>inverted fullbacks

>>78295626
Maybe people are actually watching the game instead of posting memes

>>78295632
He pulled up trees at benfica and was better than ronaldo in the euros? Not his fault that managers under-utilise him due to his athleticism. Same problem pogba and ruben loftus-cheek have

>>78295627
that wasn't the goal.. the goal was a 5 year deal and a fat paycheck for him and mendes without needing to play any football

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Fuck me, Dele Alli is an absolutely fucking brutal player.

Hilarious when neutrals act like he's some wonderkid. Come back soon Lamela

>>78295646
People wouldn't do that tho

>>78295573
What statistics are you talking about? Kane created more goals than dybala. That is pretty clear. Also he is only like 6 moths younger than kane, you really have no idea what you're talking about mate

>>78295525
Agree with this

>>78295656
...are you confusing Dybala and Sanches?

>>78295679
I think he is

>>78295656
this post is top wew

I was just installing some solar panels and missed the first half. How many goals did spurs score?

>>78295679
replied to the wrong post and now everyone knows to discount my opinion because of my previous posts

sanchez on suicide watch, getting absolutely bullied by a lanklet

>>78295668
What gets me is that he's good at absolutely nothing, other than floating around and ocassionally scoring a goal.

I mean, goals are great...but despite scoring quite a few, he's almost a net negative at this point. He's a weird, weird player.

How is Sanchez doing? still shit?

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tfw no malaysia webm