>Sit down, anon. We need to talk.

he's so clearly wearing lifts on his sneakers lmao

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t-tsuuu?

>>78290664
He's a meme god

>>78290664
>Ah, Mr. Messi. I've been expecting you.

>>78290664
on your lap? *giggle*

>You did pre-order the Ronaldo Edition of Fifa 18, didn't you anon?

Where? There's only one chair.

>>78290664
Who are you?

That fucking doggo statue outside is doing his free kick pose

>>78290664
Are you going to apologize for taking 14,7+12 of our tax money?

is that a golden dog behind the window?

>>78290921
Damn who is she? Love her body! What a beatiful women.

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?

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>>78290921
>trannies with a thicker dick than mine

Why am I in your house?

*spreads asshole*
*sits on tsu's gigantic rod*

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>>78290664
yes, anon already knows you did it Mr Rapenaldo, that will be 5m dollars pls, used notes.

>>78290957
kek

>>78290694
He's at least over 6 foot anyway, so no need for lifts. I think those are just some super comfy sneakers.

>>78290897

"On the floor, puto, what are you fucking stupid or something gringo? Pinche guey"

>>78291588

It doesn't matter, you can tell he wears lifts in the video after the champions league where he is dancing in his jet while his "girlfriend" is sitting on the left

>>78290959
>14,7+12

I unironically don't know what this means

>>78296359
105 + 42 in variables (30 of which are guaranteed)

>>78296400
I also don't know what this means. Am I fucking retarded

>>78296359
>>78296443
>British education

>>78290664
this gave me anxiety

why does he overdress and wear sun glasses when he is at home?

>>78290664
>>78290957
Tsuu is a perro caca poster

>>78296749
They're prescriptions