History Was Made Today * RESPECT*

It's all Wayne Hennessey's fault desu

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

OFFICIALLY THE WORST FOOTBALL TEAM IN ENGLISH HISTORY

>>78289959
it's not over yet

has there ever been a bigger bunch of losers in the prem?

Palace should play 4-4-2, they can't even chained 3 passes.

>>78290033
Liverpool

>>78290039
>4-4-2

mate have you not played footy manager, you go 4-1-4-1 when you need to grind out results

>>78290033
Venky's era Blackburn was pretty tragic

>>78290081
venkys still own blackburn

that's why they're in league one

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>>78290033
derby

Woy OUT

>>78289959
Wait speroni started today?

>>78290077
That formation is exclusive for Bayern tier 11s.

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>>78290077
>opponent doesn't play a DM

>>78290098
supposedly they thought the PL was like the indian cricket league and no one could get relegated

>>78290098
Well yeah, they're still a bunch of losers.

>>78290116

No, that pic is from a year ago

F

0-1 FT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

it's official

Palarse are officially the worst team in the world ever

Imagine being the worst team in top flight history and still getting paid millions

>Woy clapping that

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>>78289959
apologize

Who do managers like Hodgson and Benitez get so exposed by modern football?

>>78290174
1st guy looks like Lou Macari

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0 wins
0 goals

>>78290203
Because they have one tactic and never change it ever.

What are the chances they go 8 games without scoring a goal?

>man city
>United
>chelsea

8 games without a win is almost a lock, but can they score 1?

FULL-TIME
Crystal Palace 0-1 Southampton
And that is that. Roy Hodgson turns and applauds all four sides of the ground but he is wearing a grimace.

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how many games till he's sacked lads?

So what the fuck has gone wrong at Palace for this start?

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>>78290174
allaroundmearefamiliarfaces

>>78290224
A quick striker always has a chance against City but Benteke will start so probably not.
Even Newcastle are quite defensive so who knows. They may never score again.

>>78290235

>booed after one game

he'll be gone by tomorrow mate

>>78290224
own goal is their best shot

>>78290235
5-6 games, they'll sack him and bring sven goran eriksson

>hoofball merchants trying something other than hoofball

>>78290241

Honestly, half their team are over paid memes with zero work ethic and act like babies during the game. Stupid fouls when they lose the ball.

Theyre a dysfunctional mess.

>need to score goals
>bring in a defensive manager

what was the logic here

congratulations to all the palace lads

>>78290336
Well that's two in a row, De Boer is a mini Van Gaal.

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JUST

>>78290359

of course he is, why would you hire him if you don't want that?

>>78290377
I think they just saw league titles and hired him based on that.

>>78290241

Here is a list of shit over paid players that palace have on the roster:

>zaha
>benteke
>cabaye
>sakho
>townsend
>puncheon
>sako

Also ward and dann are shit.

So basically their starting 11.

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>>78290336
I don't think Steve Parish deals in logic.

>>78290386
>zaha at palace
>shit

>>78289959

Is that Jordan fucking Mutch? Hodgson is a fucking idiot

>>78290033
Derby County 07/08

>>78290465

Not after five games.

Crystal Palace
13 Hennessey
2 Ward Booked at 56 mins
24 Fosu-Mensah
6 Dann Booked at 82 mins
15 Schlupp
10 Townsend
18 McArthur Booked at 67 mins Substituted for Milivojevic at 69' minutes
7 Cabaye Booked at 33 mins
42 Puncheon Booked at 50mins
8 Loftus-Cheek Substituted for Sako at 78' minutes
17 Benteke

>>78290465
That's the joke, CP literally surpassed them today.

>>78290451
That's not even this season's Palace kit.

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>>78290489
>mfw I realise even that Derby team had 1 point & 3 goals after 5 games

>>78290110
>>78290465
Derby got 11 points. Palace have 0 currently

>>78290536
>tfw your team gives the worst team in PL history 4 points

Just got back from the game. So bad, glad i dont have a season ticket this year.

>>78289959
also dont drag Speroni i into this, he didnt do nuthing

>>78290536
how did they only get 11 points?

>next three fixtures city, united and chelsea

pray for these lads

>>78290687
they'll beat city

>>78290657

They were shite. I can't find it but on the last day some fans had a sign basically saying thank God it's over.

>>78290651
What's gone so wrong so quickly?

Is it the squad being scared of passing football or the chairmen being utter retards?

>>78290687
9 points ez

palace are a championship team always have been

everything about the club feels lower league

>>78290730
their squad is dire and they hardly signed anyone

Just.

>>78290782
>Palace only signed four players in the transfer window
That's fucking appalling.

>>78290830
all of them defenders I think
took them till deadline day to get sakho too

>>78290730
I think we looked lethargic and only showed about 5 minutes of real purpose. We sat back quite a lot which is normally fine when we have Zaha attacking on the counter. Hopefully when Zaha and Sakho return it will be diffrent story. Still we only have Chelsea, Man City and Unt up next. Welp

Why did they get rid of Pulis?

>>78291140
There's two sides to that story. One of greed from Pulis wanting more money and another of a falling out between him and the chairman. Nobody wanted him to go

>>78290011
FPBP

>>78290465
Considering the amount of money this tinpot team spent I'd say Derby's 07-08 'effort' is better.

>>78291140
Pulis wanted more transfer money, supposedly steve parish wouldn't give it to him since Pulis doesn't have a great record with signings and is known for taking bungs. Pulis took a bonus from CP before he resigned and they took him to court to get it back, so it seems like he;s just an all round crook

>>78289959
Those pacy nigs not working out for palace? The only tragedy about palace going down is going to be the lack of cheerleaders in the premier league.

>>78290386
>zaha
>Cabaye
>puncheon
>shit
i agree with the rest

>>78292549
we get the rejects of big club acadmies

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>Palarse's next game in Man City away

RIP

>>78293315
>puncheon
>not shit
he hasnt done shit for 2 years

>>78290190
>based pardew

>>78296711
He's losing pace every year, but hes still technically solid. But if you lose pace and have shit all for an overlapping fullback and a slow centre forward that hurts. Teams with worse attacking mids will stay up

Roy did nothing wrong.

>>78289959
too many whyte bois desu they need more pace and power if they are to win in the PL