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1st for gimi
actual thread
>>78289934
>>78289934
>>78289934
USE THIS ONE >>78289934
1. Max
2. Ric
3. Vet
Ver's guys celebrating with Vettel beating his time seconds later reminded me of Brazil 2008
posting in friendly thread
>>78290922
allahu ackbar jihaad inshallah dirka dirka
APOLOGISE
germany is poop
VETTEE
>changed vettel pole to ricciardo pole on fantastgp
fuck this gay earth
Holy hell merc btfo
Better hope red bulls suicide vettel tomorrow
Where's the Finnish faggot who constantly makes anti-Hulk posts and said Hulk was exposed in Q1 now that Hulk beat Palmer by almost a second when it mattered?
>the absolute STATE of mercedes
GERMAN MUSLIMS BTFO THOROUGHLY
VWL
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GRAZIE RAGGATI LASAGNE GNOCCHI STRACIATELLA
hate vettel so much lads
How can others even compete?
>Vettee and both Red Bulls on the front row
>Merc BTFO to oblivion
is there a better feeling?
>Hulk faster than both mclelrens
completely exposed
3RD ROW NIGGER
>MERECEDES
>Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YE-YE-YE-YE-YES
GRASSY GRASSY GRASSY GRASSY
VETTEL WINS LOL
HIS DICK IS ROCK HARD NOW
>>78291048
A-POLE-OGISE
Based Vettel
Sieg Heil
YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYYEEYYEY
GRANZI GRANZI GRANZI GRANZI
>YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYES
GRAZIE GRAZIE GRAZIE ALFREDO TAGLIATELLE MUSSOLINI
These on track interviews are going to end in disaster some day
APOLOGIZE
Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YES!
>>78291078
fuck off then, we /VETGOD/ here
>Vettee orgasming
A P O L O G I Z E
>Ferrari nowhere yesterday
>Suddenly pole
Based Ferrari
our boy lewis will still win lads
VETEEEE
FUCK OFF FERRARI YOU SANDBAGGING CUNTS, it was a Redbull 1-2!!
Now I have to look at that creepy bastard on pole
Max will fucking win this race
dubs and kimi kills hamilton tomorrow
>>78291078
we don't care about your feelings little girl
VVVEEEEETTTTTEEEEEEEEEE
He won last year.
>the city of Hamilshit
A P O L O G I S E
DUBS ANS AMX WINS
GOAT
>m-m-muh sensors
HAMILTON BITCH WHINGING YET AGAIN
>>78291133
Pls be real
GRAZZIE RAGAZZIE GIO THE NAZI
>>78291133
>>78291133
Oh shit
what is the point of sandbagging
>Hamilton 5th
our guy Will
Did Vettel seem extra happy about this P1 guys?
VER crash into VET
A P O L O G I S E .
Feels good bros
>playing walk like an egyptian
kek
Hi guys I'm new to F1. My friend told me that Mercedes are the fastest yet here in the qualifying they looked subpar. Was he just making a joke?
i hate vettel
/redseason/ back on track
You think Hanna is there with him for a cheeky after qualy feed and seed?
>Ricciardo let Verstappen qualify ahead of him so he can crash into Vettel and take him out
Based bully strategies.
GOAT
max will crash into vettel and take them both out in turn one
>>78291118
Did someone tell him he still technically has to run the race before he officially wins?
>>78291165
Preserves engines.
>>78291142
Reminder that Bossberg was 7 tenths of a second faster than Hamshit last year. He would have been on pole this year.
CARBABBY HAMLELTON EXPOSED CARBABBY HAMLELTON EXPOSED CARBABBY HAMLELTON EXPOSED CARBABBY HAMLELTON EXPOSED CARBABBY HAMLELTON EXPOSED CARBABBY HAMLELTON EXPOSED CARBABBY HAMLELTON EXPOSED CARBABBY HAMLELTON EXPOSED CARBABBY HAMLELTON EXPOSED CARBABBY HAMLELTON EXPOSED CARBABBY HAMLELTON EXPOSED CARBABBY HAMLELTON EXPOSED
How manyeth was Buttass, my stream died right before he crossed the line
>>78291133
YES
SHITTERS CLOGGED
GERMANY BTFO
RB will undercut/overcut VET with their two drivers behind him
trips and ricky wins from third as usual
>>78291133
dub's
>>78291165
make em look like super team genius driver finds time in less than 24hrs all odds against us ultra power very smart
>>78291195
>comparing times of totally different cars
smart
>>78291165
This is.
Red Bull thought they were comfortable at the front, they didn't push the car over the edge to try and compete for that reason.
post grid
APOLOGISE.
>>78291202
6th
>>78291187
I think he's a really weird guy, gives off a panty sniffer vibe... but maybe im just bitter that the redbull boys arent locking out the front row
NEW AND BETTER THREAD!!!
>>>>78291158
>>78291158
>>78291158
>>78291158
>hamilton right now
>>78291231
kts
>>78291188
FULL KIT WANKER
>Vettel bullying Newey
lmao based Seb
NEWEY EXPOSED
MERCEDES EXPOSED
FINNISH DRIVERS EXPOSED
OCON EXPOSED
>>78291231
delet
A POLE YOU GUYS
E X P O S E D
>>78291231
fuck off
>Red Bull looking for Energy
>horner's fucking face when eternal seb btfo red bull in incredible fashion
get rekt vegan faggot
Why the fuck would Will Buxton say that
seb the joker
>>78291234
Who?
CIRCUMCISE.
>>78291133
MEME MAGIC
>>78291238
kys yourself your fucking sandnigger
>>78291231
>no /f1/
toothpastes, ladies and gents
>>78291231
kys
a young lance stroll
APOLOGIZE
Seb calling out Newey
FUCKIGN BASED
>>78291184
Mercedes are fastest in a straight line, but tracks like Monaco don't suit Mercedes very well.
>>78291268
what ethnicity is he
>>78291183
WEEEOOOWEEEOO
based Vettel calling Newey out for stealing Ferrari's designs
>>78291265
>>78291265
kys dood jezelf
>it's ours
You cheeky bastard
>>78291277
>This is ours!
OVERSIZE.
>Red Bull called out on copying 'rari
>>78291268
Newey CTRL+C CTRL+V edge lord
>>78291286
black jew of course
APOLOGISE,
>>78291277
>>78291288
checked and checked
>THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THIS VERY THREAD THAT THOUGHT FERRARI WASN'T SANDBAGGING
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>78291268
He should try dying his hair again. That's pretty qt
>>78291298
the goim steals from us
MERCHANDISE
>Horner basically saying his boys will crash out Vettee if he doesn't let them past
how can a man be so based
When can I see Ted crying on the goyimbook?
>>78291165
Depends how you define sandbagging. Turning the engine down in Monza? Why risk damaging the engine when there is no possibility of gain. In qualifying much the same, turn it up at the end.
who is the guy doing the C4 interviews?
APOLOGIZE
>Vettel was bad the whole weekend, just one or two good laps, unfair towards the Red Bull
That lap didn't even look flawless, he probably had some time left in him
Nice quali lads
https://www.motorsport.com/lemans/news/mclaren-alonso-free-to-race-at-le-mans-for-another-team-953823/
>T R I P L E C R O W N
HOSPITALIZE.
>>78291367
I think we found the actual dorftrottel
so they really were sandbagging in practice? what the FUCK i only watched this because i thought ferrari wouldn't do shit REEEE
>>78291367
What a fucking cuck, Quali is the only thing that matters before the race
>>78291206
>American humor
A P O L I G I Z E
>Vettee HUMILIATES the tin cans
>mfw
>>78291367
>what is sandbagging
>>78291367
>the whole weekend
never mind that we're just halfway through the weekend and most of it was practice lmao
Is Hamilton panicking yet?
>78291133
Name a more tetraphobic trio.
I'll wait.
Kimi better act as a good rear gunner tomorrow preferably taking Hamilton out. It's his moral obligation.
>>78291231
Toothpaste containment thread, great idea. Make sure there's one kept open for the race as well.
mwuaaahhhawm
>>78291410
why would he panic when hes got the title in the bag? one irrelevant chinese race wont make a difference lol
>>78291384
kek
god toto and christian horny are good looking older men
I would kill to watch them fuck each other
NECK EXCERCISE.
>tfw Vettel gets 25 points for 1st, and Lewis gets 10th for 5th
+ 1 5
1
5
>>78291413
Kimi has the moral OBLIGATION to let Hamilton pass because he was slower than his team mate
E X P O S E D
>>78291384
pls replace sebs face with victoria thanks
>>78291440
>when you but but susie still succ
>>78291431
>Lewis gets 10th for 5th
*10 points for 5th
>tfw so hype I can't even
PATRONIZE.
>Singapore
>Mercedes
Pick one
>>78291440
The real exposed(s)
Reminder that the SC is a must in here...Riccia starts 3rd
>>78291469
edgy
>>78291469
this. all the ferrari dicksucker can FUCK OFF. we will come back and win the championship and you will cry like little baby
>>78291465
please stop
https://pastebin.com/494GUcEf
>>78291491
>That pic
Context?
>>78291497
>we
>>78291469
sup
>>78291497
>"we"
>that flag
It's like I'm in a footy thread
>>78291519
It's shopped. Look at some of the pixels.
>>78291497
>we
From what part of Merceds AMG are you?
>>78291499
ok but not because you told me to
>>78291497
From what part of
Morgan Drive
Brixworth
Northamptonshire
NN6 9GZ
Are you from?
>>78291519
nando being nando
ONE MORE YEAR
>>78291560
Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh
>>78291536
toilets
Anyone else want to suck Vandoorne's dick
>>78291497
>Hamilshit
>Winning in Malaysia
>Or any other races that aren't Interlagos
also
>we
>>78291574
>MY TIME
Now that the shitposting has slowed down, any quick hangover remedies? My head is still killing me
>he's got verstappen next to him so anything can happen
based lewis
>>78291601
but alcohol is haram?
>>78291601
water
>>78291601
a pint of pig blood always helps me
>>78291601
5 prayers to Erdogan kardesim
>>78291590
No, he's PURE!
Black coffee + lots of water + rest
>>78291574
Will Gimi ever get his shit back together? It's kinda sad how much he pales against Seb..
>it's good that he's competitive but still behind
lmao Alonso
>>78291620
Already drank like 1.5 liters, didn't help.
>>78291646
Might go to cafeteria and try that.
>>78291601
a glass of water, a bit of fresh air, that'll do it
let's not ignore the fact that Bottas was seventh tens slower than Hamilton today
>>78291601
Raki. And lot of it.
>>78291582
thank you toothpaste man
>>78291590
hi i'm vandoorne. cum here bby
>LEWIS SHOW US YOUR TITS
What did she mean by this>?
>crap track for overtaking
>last year Seb drive from like 22nd place to 5th
is Lewis exposed?
>"this is a crap track for overtaking"
WE APOLOGISE FOR ANY BAD LANGUAGE YOU MAY HAVE HEARD
>>78291601
Lots of water and a bit of time m8. It's the only remedy that actually works
Very important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13941932
http://www.strawpoll.me/13941932
http://www.strawpoll.me/13941932
>>78291601
drink water, drink strong black coffee, eat greasy food, take cold shower
>>78291687
He's Kimi 2.0 now that he got the contract extension will settle down until the next one
>>78291747
birds are still better than dogs and cats
>>78291601
Pray to Erdogan
>>78291694
Delet that. I hate anise.
>>78291731
didn't work
>>78291748
thanks fampai
is he the only one?
>>78291802
Greek raki then. Any sort of booze will do if you drink enough of it. Good luck for tomorrow though.
>Lewis "Ayrton Senna 2.0" Hamilton saying that you can't overtake
>Amx and Vittel both going from the back of the grid to the points
mmmmhmmmmmm
>>78291497
>proxy user false flagging
Sad!
>>78291828
>how to make it temporarily go away and come back even worse
Bad advice tqbh
Have you paid the Stroll Toll today?
>>78291876
ur gay
>>78291828
I'm saving my booze for the race. And that's a terrible advice, it will come back stronger.
whats the song played?
>>78291842
>Venezuela
Are you safe m8? Has the shit calmed down yet?
>>78291878
>hebrew tattoo
fucking hell
>>78291876
10 minutes of advertising and 5 minutes of guys running two meters and then stopping is not a sport either lad
>>78291857
>>78291887
>repeat until it stops by itself or you die
Works for me so far anyway.
>tfw at work
>tfw can't wank
at least Vettee got pole
>>78291878
>that tattoo
Does his sister have a star of david tramp stamp?
>>78291876
>No (you) for me
Guess I'm sad now
>>78291926
You can always have a sneaky wank on the shitter
>>78291954
oy, anuddah shoah!
>>78291959
Here's one for (You) :3
Apologise.
>>78292006
Thank you Hans
laura bush on the left
>>78291878
Welp, turns out money can buy you happiness.
Someone post the final results pls
>>78291979
if you post more maybe I'll take my phone into the shitter and do it
>>78291601
Hydrating is your best bet to get rid of the headache.
>>78292107
Do you not have wifi you can use on your phone?
Also this should get you erect:
>Ferrari is considering a bold plan to place both its junior drivers Charles Leclerc and Antonio Giovinazzi at Sauber next year in a move that would effectively create a Maranello B-team.
>>78291601
Go for a run
Then you'll be too tired to be hungover
>>78292052
Btw random fact:
The most common name in Germany is actually Thomas and not Hans.
>>78292102
>>78292107
I don't have the actual magazine, tho. She's a German biathlete that I really really like.
>>78292132
Leclerc's getting a drive?
Damn that does make my dick supremely hard. But where will son of Eric go?
Also, the wifi at my work is super shit. Which is why I asked for a lower quality stream so I can watch without having to buffer every 2 seconds. Didn't help, still buffered
>>78292141
Thans
>ywn be Sebastian Vettel
>Hanna will never reward your pole position with a quick feed and seed
why live
>>78292144
Thanks mate
>>78292141
Sure thing Felix
>>78292165
Maybe. It's still to be arranged. Son of Eric's wife's dusky lover can go fuck himself, but I think Sauber's owner has a boner for him so it's hard to see him leaving.
>>78292141
Not Muhamed?
>>78292144
RIP palmer
>>78292141
I feel like it's more related to the Germanyness of the name more than the popularity itself
>>78292141
Sure thing, Achmed.
>>78292209
Ebin >:-P
>>78292165
If Ferrari is serious about their youth team program i guess they'll buy out seats for both Leclerc and Gio in Sauber
>>78292184
formerly chuck's
friendly reminder that he was right all along
>>78292184
>feed and seed
she's not Emilia mate
>>78292236
stfu nerd
>the moment Adrian Newey was exposed
How will he ever recover?
>>78292264
>SEETHING
>>78292236
>be Rory Byrne
>100 years old
>come back and phone in a half-assed car with nothing to show for but flexible floor and meme sidepods
>beat RB prophecy car easily and draw with Mercedes
based old man
>>78292258
Will Emilia peg Valtteri tonight because of the poor performance?
>>78292132
Leclerc is my favorite boipussy, I bet he has a smooth skin.
>>78292301
no, Emilia will force Valtteri to watch as she sucks off her horse
>>78292295
>>RB prophecy car
Reminder that the Red Bull is only a launch spec, and all the good aero parts aren't on the car yet so other teams can't copy Adrian Newey's amazing ideas.
>>78292370
kek
literally copied Ferrari's barge boards now after ridiculing them earlier the season
Brundle is stupid they were talking about how nice TR livery is and Martin said he didn't like the matte. The matte is on the RB, what an idiot Martin is really.
>>78292370
áž´áž´áž´>yfw unlucky for some was 4 years ago
>>78292347
But what's different from the usual stuff then?
>>78292405
Tropical weather and she's much more likely to catch malaria.
>>78292370
>force
>>78292435
knotting?
>>78292477
No thats the thing that dogs do. I think it was something with "fl". Maybe "flaring". It's how Mr Hands died because the horse did it in his arse.
>>78292497
If you're thinking of "felching" I've done that with a horse
>>78292435
Ask /mlp/
>>78292551
And now that's in my Google history..
>>78292625
That made me laugh way more than it should have
>>78292435
>>78292477
>>78292497
>>78292551
>>78292625
It took 1 hour and 15 minutes after the end of the event to stop talking about F1 and start talking about usual stuff, well done again /f1/
>>78292625
Is Merkel's cyber police knocking on your door?
What does an F1 car smell like?
>>78292665
I don't know if I'm happy that "felching" is the usual stuff around here
>>78292679
Burned oil and broken dreams, in general.
>>78292679
Salty milk and coins
>>78292435
Look up videos of horse cocks where they need cleaning. If they don't fuck females then their willy ends up getting clocked up with grease etc, the willy needs to be pulled out and cleaned and sometimes "beans" end up down in the willy tube that have to be removed or they can get infected, apparently the horse finds it quite pleasurable. Products are sold specifically for helping to clean the willy.
>>78292679
2 lost wars
>>78292679
sex
>>78292698
I'm sorry anon but Jorda doesn't test for Renault any more
>>78292700
watch?v=71kjLP5X8II
Look how big it is yuck
>>78291876
Extra chromosome detected.
What did Seb do to expose Newey? I missed it
Apologise.
Should Finns be banned from F1?
My vote is a strong yes
>>78292733
https://twitter.com/FiftyBuckss/status/909071331702042630
/f1/ - horse cocks
>>78292733
He pointed out that RedBull is copying Ferrari's aero on camera and BTFOed AMX and Bully
>>78292733
>"Look at those bargeboards, they copied from us, they are identical"
>>78292700
why do you know that?
>>78292747
OHOHOHO
>>78292760
I live in the countryside and one of my friends rides horses in dressage or whatever it is called and I was talking about it somehow with her and she told me.
Every time you say "bargeboards" Ted Kravitz ejaculates slightly
Friendly reminder that the 2018 grid will feature
>not a single Brazilian
>only two Germans
>only one "Brit"
Might even feature a Monaco flag and maybe even a based ITALIA. If we could forcibly remove G*rmany, G*eat *itain and Mexico and add god tier Nippon it would be a truly glorious grid of flags.
>>78292782
so you talked about how to treat the D
>>78292733
pointed out stolen bargeboards that di resta pointed out before quali even started
Friendly reminder to avoid horse girls like the plague.
Thanks lads
>>78292797
Well I was talking about if the horse she has is neutered or not and the conversation moved on to problems with neutering and not allowing the animal to natural fuck.
>>78292728
áž´áž´áž´>t. furiously masturbating to close ups of a horse cock
>>78292793
There may be no Finns in the 2019 season :^)
>not allowed to fuck
That must be terrible, I can't imagine the horror
>>78292806
>di resta pointed out before quali even started
Yeah, Di Resta has an amazing eye....
Meanwhile published >17 hours ago:
https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/tech-red-bull-ferrari-singapore-wing-deflectors-953320/
>>78292790
If you say "boundary layer" he cums in his own mouth
>>78292861
It's not that bad
>>78292816
The best friend of my gf back in the early 2000s was a horse rider. Turns out that riding horses tears the hymen and you don't have to deal with the bleeding and the pain even if she's a virgin.
She was also the hotter one. Should've gone with her instead.
>>78292845
Wait how the fuck did you do that?
>>78292829
>and not allowing the animal to natural fuck.
:(
>>78292816
I have a friend that owns a horse. She's always taking care of the horse during weekends, constantly talking about it, posting on facebook about it, competing in those jump races, etc.
Do you think she cleans his dick? Or even fucks the horse?
She's so short and skinny, I can't imagine that.
It's good to know the F1 is rigged.
HAMGOAT should have been in the top three.
>>78292902
That's just what she told her dad on her 14th birthday
>imagine how suicidal Bahamas gimmick poster must be right now
>>78292902
>Turns out that riding horses tears the hymen
Sure does *wink*nudge*.
>>78292908
áž´áž´áž´>:^)
>>78292747
>>78292750
>>78292754
>>78292806
thanks lads
the absolute madman
>>78292927
Someone has to clean it's dick or it will get very uncomfortable.
>>78292936
Haha oh son of a bitch
>>78292928
stay mad hamilgoatfag
Reminder
>>78292845
>>78292936
>hmmm
>>78292955
áž´áž´áž´>:^) :^)
>>78292793
>RARE FLAG
>A
>R
>E
>>78292979
i'm guessing you need a pass to do this then?
áž´áž´áž´>:^) :^)
You now remember that brief period of time when Alonso was not a massive cunt and liked to do meme celebrations
>>78293063
Now do the tripcode :P
>>78293072
Alonso has always been a massive cunt that's why he's ended up in a GP2 car, he burns bridges everywhere he goes.
>>78293039
>>78293072
I realy like this renault. and michelin is the top provider.
>>78293072
You are now aware that Fernando Alonso will never win a F1 race again
McLaren are so delusional thinking their chassis is like some god tier shit. Red Bull was like 3 tenths from pole with a Renault engine, Alonso was like 2 seconds off the pace and the engine really isn't 2 seconds a lap slower than everyone else.
McLaren might be doing what Force India is doing this year in terms of pace and performance. But to think they can win races, lmao.
>>78293092
for me, it's my time
If you're wondering you can just copy and paste this
áž´áž´áž´>
to make your "greentext" actually not green. Spoop some people on /sp/. Greetings from /g/ :P
>>78292902
my waifu loves horses too and I always thought of her has having no hymen
>>78293134
Jesus Christ I hope you didn't pay for that
Is it even possible to watch older seasons the legal way? I mean, does F1 sell DVD/Blu-ray or something like that?
>>78293092
ok senpai
áž´áž´áž´>#TeamFloersch
>>78293134
nice
>>78292927
>I have a friend that owns a horse. She's always taking care of the horse during weekends, constantly talking about it, posting on facebook about it, competing in those jump races, etc.
it is good that she loves a horse more than a man. it reduces the risk of being cucked by another man. the only problem is that a horse is expensive and the girl stinks.
>>78293146
You do realise girls say that the hymen is broke by horse riding sarcastically right? It's an inside joke.
>>78293150
>paying for a trip
do people actually do this? Just use tripcode explorer
>>78293154
Muh nigga
>>78293136
thanks i was wondering haha
haha
:{}
>>78293173
>it reduces the risk of being cucked by another man
Being cucked by a horse must be really bad too
>>78293151
Full races? No idea, but there are official reviews.
>>78293072
I miss that livery so much,it looked so fucking good.
But anyway,Alonso started to do the meme celebrations when he was cocky because he had no one that could be close to him except Schumi. If the 2006 Rari weren't a complete shitbox,he would have stopped right after his first win.
>>78293185
It's actually not, though. I had two aunts who broke their hymens by riding horses back like 3 decades ago. I was there and there was several blood flow all over the place.
>>78293229
if that was true men would crush their balls by riding on horses
How many here have broken a hymen? Oddly, the two I've been through were both Finnish
>>78291894
>are you safe
Yes i am. I get paid in usd so i have everything i need
>has the shitcalmed down
No and it wont. Gov now wants people to breed rabbits and eat them to help the food crisis
>>78293269
rabbit is not great a tasty meat
>>78293214
Selling remastered old races and seasons sounds like a very profitable idea, I wonder why they FIA doesn't do it and just let everyone download it for free.
>>78293269
Why rabbids? No meat on those
>>78293269
>No and it wont. Gov now wants people to breed rabbits and eat them to help the food crisis
You can breed cats, no one will notice and the meat tastes the same
>>78293299
I guess because they are cheap, everyone can have a few in their own house and they procreate a lot
>>78293205
Just paste it into a .txt file and it will look like pic related in my shitpost library. You can copy and paste it into a post and it will look like the normal arrow. Now go on and spoop some people on here with your secrit knowledge.
>>78293229
>I was there and there was several blood flow all over the place.
¬_¬
>>78293269
But who cleans the rabbit penises?
Fuck I hate communism
>>78293354
am i a hacker now
>>78291646
>>78291748
Thanks anons, coffee made me feel slightly better.
>>78293298
liberty will understand this
>>78293269
hopefully you won't all die of protein poisoning
i have downloaded a lot of the old season reviews but i would rather have bluray collections of the full season themselves
>>78293422
You can convince morons on /b/ that you are now. That's a new step.
> 1. 20 cars line up on the grid on the Sunday of a race weekend at the start of the race in an order determined on the Saturday by timing laps.
> 2. The cars are powered by a V6 turbo engine supplemented by energy scavenged from heat, exhaust gasses and braking.
> 3. Races are usually approximately 90 minutes long.
> 4. Cars must complete at least one "mandatory pit stop". This involves a change of tyres and a quick top up of wiper fluid. Such stops are usually completed in less than 3.5 seconds and can involve a couple of dozen mechanics.
> 5. There are two championships competed for each year - one for the World Drivers' Championship and one for the World Coaches' Championship - known as the WDC and WCC. The driver is obviously the driver of the individual car; the coach is the engineer you hear on the radio speaking to the driver and has an important role too.
> 6. Last year's WDC Nico Rossberg retired immediately after winning, citing family reasons. He made a vast sum from sponsorship and salary, but he's also independently wealthy due to being an heir to an iced confection corporation's founder. Fun fact- Kimi Raikkonen, one of the Ferrari drivers, owns shares in the same company.
> 7. The favourite of Spanish fans is Fernando Alonso, a 2x WDC and who is commonly regarded as one of the top three drivers on the grid. He's also a fan favourite more broadly because of coming back from injury sustained on a bloody golf course of all things, during the off season some years ago. He still complains in accented English now that the back strain ruined his game that day, that the injury "carked his par".
> 8. You'll also want to know about Carlos Sainz Jr. His father is a former F1 driver and was somewhat obsessed with seeing his son in the sport, even to the detriment of their home life. His father and mother are separated after Sainz Sr struck her; Sainz's sister is a popular vlogger.
> 9. Strategy is more important in Formula One than in many racing series, because the cars can be difficult to pass in corners and there are several factors that will determine how fast a car is at differing times during a race. A popular and effective strategic move is the 'undercut', where teams will decide a car is slow because it's creating too much downforce - which then creates drag. So they will remove the lower plane of the rear wing in a pitstop, "undercutting" it, and allowing the car to go faster on straights but at the cost of some corner speed.
> 10. The most successful driver is Michael Schumacher, a seven-time WDC. He is sadly stricken with brain injuries from a skiing accident.
> 11. A controversial addition to F1 this year is "Fanboost", borrowed from the FIA's Formula E championship. An online poll is held to determine "Driver of the Day" at the end of a race, and that driver gets an additional 30hp to use for up to six seconds at any point in the next race. It is obviously not awarded at the final race of the year.
> 12. Formula 1 is a constructors championship - ie, the teams design and construct their own cars - though they may buy engines from a supplier.
> 13. Lewis Hamilton is regarded as the most gentlemanly driver, and is known for his coolness and calmness on track. He often describes what is happening with the car - or other cars around him - in corners, to his driving coach.
> 14. Hamilton's (and Rossberg's former) team, Mercedes, has been quite dominant the last few years, to the delight of most fans. They are also - as well as obviously being a carmaker - keenly involved in charity and will usually host elderly fans in their garage.
> 15. Max Verstappen is the first openly gay Formula 1 driver/race winner - and a champion of same-sex marriage - as well as no doubt a future champion.
>>78293581
>13. Lewis Hamilton is regarded as the most gentlemanly driver, and is known for his coolness and calmness on track. He often describes what is happening with the car - or other cars around him - in corners, to his driving coach.
This is what normies actually believe
>>78293549
>>78293581
wtf i love f1 now
>>78293581
>15. Max Verstappen is the first openly gay Formula 1 driver/race winner - and a champion of same-sex marriage - as well as no doubt a future champion.
SEETHING
>>78293549
>>78293581
> 16. The World Drivers' Champion from 2012, Pastor Maldonado, was awarded the championship when each of the 20 drivers drew straws in a lottery sponsored by Pirelli, with the driver drawing the shortest straw winning the championship.
>>78293684
>tfw you catch a glimpse of another driver's straw and yours is shorter
>>78293549
>Cars must complete at least one "mandatory pit stop"
Memes aside, is there a rule that clearly states this? Because that would be unnecessary since it's a lot faster and safer (Vettel Spa 2015) to stop, but you will never know.
>>78293748
Yes, you must run at least 2 different dry tyre compounds during the race, unless you run a wet compound in which case the rule no longer applies
>>78293748
You have to mount at least 2 of the 3 tyre choice, no way to do it without pitstop
>>78291574
>>78293782
>>78293796
I know that, I was asking if there's something more direct like "drivers must pit at least once" in the rulebook.
>>78293796
Well, you could try what Williams did at Spa with Bottas a couple of years back but the stewards frown upon it
>>78293845
Well how else are you going to change tyres
>>78293864
Rules are sometimes stupidly definitive
>>78292625
>goolag for main search engine in 2017
>>78293973
>not using ask jeeves
>>78293997
I prefer Lycos since Alta Vista turned to shit.
Why he's so cute?
Leave the 2017 Singapore Grand Prix to me!
Has Germany ever been more BTFO? No
>>78294097
áž´áž´áž´>leave engine failures to me
>>78294097
Since Max will either die in turn 1 or have his engine blow up,I hope Ricci can put up a good fight to Vettee
>>78294151
just where do you think Vettel's from, mate?
you now remember this
why does lauda not have ears
>>78294151
wow
>>78294097
daniel is hottttttttttttttt haha ;)
>>78294248
max will die by crashing into vettel so dont worry
Tell me about Bahamas. Why does he wear the gimmick?
>>78294377
he tried fugging James Hunt's wife and Hunt threw gasoline on him and lit a fire
>>78294151
sports
>>78294343
that was supposed a full melon but Hamilton found out
>>78294448
good post
Ayy
>>78294448
Reported to mama Merkel
>>78294498
what did he mean by this?
>>78291083
>3 on front row
this isn't motogp m8
>>78294448
RIP Chesthair Benetton
>>78294284
Vettee is a single person. Merc is a multi billion dollar company. They didn't even have a reasonable excuse since both drivers finished in q3
>>78294553
>3 on a front row
We should make this a rule desu
>>78294593
That would provide incentive not to qualify since the first corner would be a train wreck. Pit lane starts would take pole every race
>>78294593
Verstappen can take out even more cars at t1 then
>>78294593
it used to be like that
How many perfect Aryan children have you brought into the world, /f1/?
Also, why has Lewis Hamilton not settled down and started a family?
>>78294696
>nigger
>family
trolling is a bannable offence
>>78294583
Germans don't support Mercedes, since they already have a ton of car brands (BMW, Audi, Porsche, VW, Opel) with a longer history of motorsport. Merc don't even have a German driver anymore and are more of a British team anyway, they're based out of Brackley in the UK and only compete under the German flag because the parent company is German.
On the other hand, Germans support Vettel, because he's their best driver since Schumi, has a top-tier sense of humour and is a cute
>>78294709
careful, you can get banned for saying nigger apparently
t. someone who just got off a 3 day ban
>>78294786
well now we're both going to get banned. nice going
>>78294737
I want the Verstappens to buy Farce India and make it Spyker again
>>78294849
>>78294786
shouldn't have said nigger then
Lewis turning full redpilled Vegan
mods please don't ban anyone for saying nigger until after the race tomorrow.
>>78292435
>>78292625
>>78292497
Pls Germany I want to see someone else attempt fanfiction
Why Renault is wasting money in F1? They don't even make expensive/sport cars!!
>>78293072
>>78294995
to sell their regular cars
F1 is good marketing for manufacturers and supercars are a very niche market which is why you won't see Lamborghini or Bugatti in F1 anytime soon
>>78294995
it's not about selling cars, it's about branding
Ferrari makes most of its money with merchandise sales
>>78295034
Renault's market are the poor. They only care about car's price.
>>78295051
But it makes sens for a brand like Ferrarri, selling sport cars, to have a technological showcase.
Poor Joe, Lee and Palmer
Renault should be more considerate than forcing three drivers to share one seat
>>78294995
Don't they share in profits from prize money?
>>78295187
>Palmer paid in vending machines scraps
>>78295032
Alonso did weird things after winning during that time.
either things like that, or showing how many wins he had that season while still being in the car, or the thing where he makes the mouth talking sign
>>78295187
palmer's a cool guy, it's a shame his driving is lacking
>>78295156
They make some sporty cars, share the technology with Nissan and Infiniti (who tend to make more powerful cars with hybrid engines) and are focussing on electric motors so can apply the knowledge from ERS systems
>>78291497
>Found the Nigger.
>>78292333
>Leclerc is my favorite boipussy,
He's French after all.
You know they suck a lot of dicks don't you?
>>78295584
>He's French after all.
Amerifats in charge of geography
>>78294448
Holy shit you fucking savage
Can blacks ever recover?
>>78294737
I can confirm this.
Since Bossberg left nobody likes Merc here.
>>78295638
from what I knew not many people cared about Rosberg either
>>78295652
because he's half Finnish
>>78295673
we like Finns though
the kimiisland youtube channel e.g. is run by a German
>>78295606
>Implying France and Monaco are somehow "different".
Fuck off snownigger.
>>78294579
>be so rich you could build your own private track
>be so rich you could buy several F1 cars and employ mechanics full time to maintain them
>kill yourself instead
>>78295584
Rude
>>78295710
He wasn't that rich asshole.
>>78295638
People actually like Rosberg in Germany? lmao I imagined it would be the same as it is in Finland. Sure he races under the German flag but it's not like he's exactly German.
>>78295723
You french are worthless.
>>78295723
Is it true French TV claims Kubica will test a 2014 Williams at a private Interlagos test with Lance Stroll this year?
>>78295698
>>78295737
>>78295765
>American /f1/
>>78295737
Based on how many albums they sold and the fact that they toured for the major part of 15 years or something, it's not too outlandish to think his wealth would be in the 10's of millions, which would be enough to do what I suggested.
>>78295769
IDK.
But I did hear he's involved in a remake of the Fugitive.
>>78295777
checked
better than german /f1/, which would basically be capitulating to sand people and denouncing hitler.
Does someone have a webm/clip of Vettel exposing Newey?
So was senna better than prost in the end?
Was schumacher better than senna?
>>78295777
Fuck you and yer mum Angela.
>>78295820
https://streamable.com/j3maz
>>78295836
my greatest ally
>>78295824
>So was senna better than prost in the end?
One is dead, the other is not
>Was schumacher better than senna?
One is dead, the other is not, kinda
>>78295824
Prost was always better than Senna. It is honestly amazing that people continue to meme this Senna was a god thing.
What Senna did is set his car up for one lap. And then do one lap, which he was very good at. That's it. He was literally a qualibabby. Prost on the other hand was more pragmatic and honestly just more consistent and smarter about his racing.
Aside from that one wet race in Donington and dying, what remarkable thing did Senna actually do during the race?
That being said it does take unnatural levels of talent and courage to drive in e.g. Monaco in those sorts of cars the way Senna did. Schumacher was better than Prost and Senna.
>tfw you miss out on fp3 and quali
i'm so sad i didn't get to shitpost with you lads, i'm crying
>>78296006
You didn't miss anything.
>>78295698
I guess America belongs to Britain again now :^)
>>78295819
>>78295833
terrible banter
>>78296006
>tfw went to work and watched quali on a phone with 5 coworkers, including boss gathered around and spent an entire hour not working for 150% pay
feels good man
>>78295990
>what remarkable thing did Senna actually do during the race?
That one in Brazil with gearbox stuck in 5th (?) was pretty cool desu
>>78295750
>People actually like Rosberg in Germany?
nobody cared about him due to VWL and then HWL
>>78294737
I would support them if Brawn or Haug or Schumi or Bossberg were still there. And if they didn't cheat so much.
>>78296026
but i missed you
>>78295769
Yes the Stroll family paid to privatize interlagos for tests because Stroll doesn't know enough the track lel
And Williams asked that Kubica could be invited
>>78296093
H Y P E
>>78296093
>And Williams asked that Kubica could be invited
Noice
Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.
>>78296055
150% of minimum wage is still shit, mika
>>78292144
Based Vettel provoking dutch tears by baiting them into thinking AMX could win.
>>78296464
anyone have a webm of the Verstappen clan celebrating and then Vettel going #1 a few seconds later
>>78296501
was meant to be a question
>>78291133
>>78296775
based webm Polack
>>78296093
>And Williams asked that Kubica could be invited
Knowing that they are looking for someone to teach Stroll and Massa is going to retire, Kubica WDC 2018!
>>78296775
>toto's facepalm
how did I miss this, kek
>>78296884
A Polish journalist says the Kubica thing is untrue.
>>78296775
Who's the qt?
>>78296775
>Horner always out in the sweaty pitwall while Toto in the sheltered garages
really makes me ponder
>>78297025
>>78297025
>>78297025
>>78297025
NEWER AND BETTER
500th
>>78296969
>jacques doesn't know Hannah
>>78297025
>>78297025
>>78297025
>>78297025
>>78297025
NEW THREAD
>>78296397
lol, not even close to "minimum wage" plus minimum wage doesn't exist here, its more of a union determined minimum for each different profession.
Plus "minimum wage" would amount to something like 1,3K I think? I dunno as I haven't worked such a job but you could easily survive on that sort of money assuming you don't live in Helsinki renting a 20 square meter apartment for 990e a month.
>>78294448
>>78294448
Nice.