/NRL/ FINALS FOOTBALL

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*loses*

*walks*

a reminder

1.Cronk
2. DCELITE
3. Cleary
4. SJ
5. dr petroleum
6. Piss
7. Taylor
8. Sezer
9. Hunt
10. The Chad
11. Reynolds
12. M'bye
13. Hodgkinson
14. Puke sooks
15. Bitchell pooses
16. McCrone

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>face of the game THAT low

Not even going to dignify that with a (You) lads.

Actual list

1. Cronk
2. JT
3. DCE
4. Pearce
5. Cleary
6. Reynolds
7. Johnson
8. Taylor
9. Sezer
10. Townsend
11. Moses
12. Nikorima
13. Mbye
14. Hodkinson
15. Brooks
16. Mcrone/Mann

>>78284403
Why is JT so cute lads?

>>78284896
Its not 2016 anymore m8, JT is past it. Morgan and taumololo have carried the shit out of them all year.

What's walkies favourite song?

Radiohead - Reckoner

Something by Boy George

spotted the newcunt lads

>>78285103
Yeah, carried them all the way to 8th place

Not quite sure if i like the goylan to manly situation lads. They don't need a FB or 5/8, but they can do with some more twinks. Where SHOULD he go?

With the team they had, they should have come 14th. Now they are 3 wins away from ruining JTs legacy

that fucking watermark though

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I need to advertise my page though

*posts the eels girl*

Last night I predicted the Panthers would win and must say I was very wrong on this occasion. In all honesty now I can't see anyone getting past the Storm on their way to the premiership. It's not just a lock, it's welded completely watertight.

I must say I enjoyed last night's match, and it was very interesting how the Broncos were able to defy my expectations. Unlike the WWE garbage on the other channel. Holy shit, when I flicked over for a moment the objectively shitter team was winning of course, but they were also shilling 'pickle juice' suggesting it was helping Geelong to win. There is no scientific proof that the properties in pickle juice have any immediate positive benefits on the human body. It was insane watching what was once a great league degenerate into mickey mouse marketing gimmicks with product placement.

Anyway I'm looking forward to the game tonight, predicting the Eels will win fairly comfortably but won't be surprised to see a spirited fight by this North Queensland side in the process.

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>>78285465
>getting THIS triggered by pickle juice

>>78284326

Oh what's her name, she is so lovely, oceanian women best anglo women HNNNNNNNNNG, Angela or Melissa or Amanda something, from the today show

>>78285840
>anglo

just predicted a team to win a match and I also predicted the other team might win so no matter what happens I can say I was right lads

I'm predicting that at half time a third team, the Newcastle Knights bust onto the field and start playing against both teams and win by doubling their points.

>>78285465
m8, the Broncos are LITERALLY an NRL/Queensland Government marketing arm. They've always been and always will be an entirely manufactured plastic "team".

cowcripples on murder watch

4 hours until kickoff lads.

cowies on GF watch

I'm tipping the Cowboys with full confidence tonight. I think they'll win by a double digit margin. Roosters will put 50 on them though.

I have to do a pre employment medical on Monday.

How braindead do you have to be to work at kmart?

>>78285963
big tits only look good when you're hot with a good body

she looks rancid

>>78285973
low test poofta detected

>>78285967
I went to kmart for the first time in like 10 years the other day and it was almost all selfservice now so I don't think anyone does.

>>78286008
they still have people doing stock

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THREADLY REMINDER

>>78285846
what's her name? also, why watch this "sport"?

>2018
>cronk out
>kasiano in
Are Storm finished in 2018?

>>78286069
You shouldn't. The management keep trying to entice women and families but just keep driving away their core fanbase. The game is a shell of what it used to be.

Im not really racist, but I think we should deport or execute all the muslims

Islam is not a race you fucking retard

Who is broncGODS replacing Moga and esseesse wuth? Lads?

>>78286152
Of course, but let's let them all vote 'no' first.

>It was a year in which he further established himself as one of the stars of the future but it was a lonely finish to the 2017 season for Panthers halfback Nathan Cleary.
>While his teammates bunkered down in the dressing room to share a beer after their 2017 campaign came to an end at the hands of the Broncos on Friday night, Cleary was whisked away and asked to provide a post-match sample to the ASADA representative on site.
>Producing said sample proved as difficult as it was to breach the Broncos defence over the course of 80 minutes until ultimately he was left in the bowels of Suncorp Stadium as the clock neared midnight while the rest of the Penrith squad piled into the team bus to head back to the hotel.

Cleary on nervous pisser watch

1. Watching a full match of league with dad for first time in decades to support Parra tonight.

2. Where did this 'walk' meme come from? The post style here is fucking great.

A dirty casual just entered the thread lads.

Just sat down to watch the footy with my effeminate poofta son and I can't even talk to him because his head is in his phone and he's giggling like a fucking school girl.
I just know he's going to ruin the peels winning tonight lads.

>>78286794
Your son's current state is a result of your parenting. Rope time.

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The nrl family welcomes anyone who supports female touchies and everyone's right to love.

>A CHINESE sex toy manufacturer has launched a new app that allows users to rent sex dolls for up to a week, before returning them for others to enjoy.

Why isn't jt playing?

>>78286888
JT played last night m8

>>78286888
JT IS playing tonight though

>>78286911
For who?

>>78286926
Are you sure?

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>>78286962
very

>>78286980
Cheeky CUNT haha lol

Geewillikins, a veritable plethora of overly complicated syntax juxtaposed with a ludicrous solution.

I love this website.

There was about 15k at the Matildas vs Brazil game at Penrith today

If this game can't get more this league should just fold

This fresh cunt is kinda cute lads, he laughed at my joke. Can we keep him?

>>78286207

Moga is getting replaced by Bird

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>Pre-game ritual: Macca's run

>everyone saying peels will win
NARRATIVE ENGAGED

Bigger crowd than last night.

Finals series, and this place is deader than a /cric/ thread

We're watching the footy m8
There hasn't been any refball YET

PEELS!

#THATSMYPEEM

>peels

Knock on in that 2bh

FROM
FIJI
I
J
I
2
P A R R A M A T T A

WITH

LOVE

RAD RA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh please fuck that up for the luls

Slowboys

Have eels scored a single try this year that wasn't just semi running the field

>100m try
>crowd goes NUTS
>better check grounding and kill all the hype and fun
That absolute state of this poort

>>78287306
Wouldn't have to if coconuts weren't so prone to fucking it up

>semi going to france
He'll fit right in tbqh XD

THE BOYS

If the touchie was female that would have been an obvious try and not needed to go to video ref

>>78287336
It's true

>signal try
>say no try

Missed conversions WILL cost the team that loses.

Threw a cheeky $20 on Feldt try + Cowboys win @ $9

>>78287341
Just ref things.

Who would win out of a professional NRL team playing ALF vs a professional AFL team playing rugby league?

>>78287360
The BroncGODS

>>78287360
the afl team easily, can you imagine how gassed all the fat forwards would be on an AFL field

Just embarrassed myself trying to do an artsyfartsy kick lads

>>78287377
>gassed
I hate you, you UNAUSTRALIAN CUNT, we live in Australia. Gas is fucking American. I bet you say buddy and truck instead of mate and ute you absolute fat cunt.

>>78287388
settle down buddy before i truck it up into your 10 metres

Matt Scott is so fucking masculine ladies

What animal has a boot for a nose?

An elephant XD

>>78287397
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the BroncGODS, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Cowcucks, and I have over 300 confirmed tries. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top kicker in the entire NRL. You are nothing to me but just another pass. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Australia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the poorm, maggot. The poorm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can try in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in grubber kicks , but I have access to the entire footage of the KFC bunker and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the field, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking out of the finals, kiddo.

>not taking the poo
Reminder that every team that has won in the finals took the poo

I would just kick a field goal every time I got <25 metres from their line. You get possession back afterwards, so you'll just tire them out

Is Cowboys without JT the new narrative lads?

>not being up by 20 against this cowcucks team
Roosters are just going to stroll into the gf

>>78287461
But JT is playing

I was listening to discovery earlier today

Told my son to listen to discovery really loud while I pounded his step mother today lads.

*drops TMM*

Ben Hampton should start over TMM

>>78287466
The Rapist, not the Based Kiwi

*drops kickoff*

Did you realise the Telstra and VB logos on the field aren't even on the field irl?

>Opposition loses a forward for the evening early on
>Put the ball out of play as much as possible so they can rest

Why is picking your nose so comfy lads?

Bitchlel Pooses

Is 2018 the Knights' year?

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>>78287503
yes

*drops walkcunt*

>>78287507
Add this headdress to him.
>>78285190

kek

KEK

K-E-K

THE FIX IS IN

>>78287507
>>78287512

NO. NO MORE. DELET

Cows will literally refball their way to a premiership just watch

>>78287540
Accurate head size of the average novocastrian

>>78287539
They have gotten the most penatlies this season

you're having a laugh

YEA THE EELS

Based Will Smith bantering the bunker

Based anti-fagmarriage ad on telly lads

Hayne on pooicide watch

Bit concerned that both our tries are from cowcucks errors lads

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PEELS

Will Smith be a premiership winning fullback lads?

Ethan Lowe on effort watch

>>78287599
As a feminist, I fully support female linespeople, so long as they're hot

>>78287599
I'd peel her if you know what I mean

>>78287602
I feel bad for Gutho. Poor bastard deserves a ring too.

Damn that was retarded

>>78287621
>if you know what I mean
So you'd treat her with the RESPECT that BFT deserves and demands because of her etile skill of being a touchie and soon to be ref once the NRL stop being sexist

>>78287621
You can order extra rings

>Fuck up a kick
>Get a second chance
>Do the exact same thing

Cowcripples surviving on luck and refball

How was that not offside?

>>78287654
better than
>fuck up a kick
>get one point

>>78287659
cowboys ran 10, everyone onside

>great white hope ded
Just cowcripple things

The WILL go to extra time. Screen cap

Corey Jensen is going to the BroncGODS lads

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>>78287676

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>>78287676

FUCK YES BIFF

The missed conversion will cost the Eels victory tonight.

Rugby league should really be played over 4 quarters of 20 minutes. It would make the game last a bit longer, and enable fans to knock off work and still make the game.

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>haven't played for a crowd this big all year
kek

KEM

K E G

Wallabies are losing to Argentina btw

>>78287750
Blacks are physically stronger than whites so understandable

>>78287750
Well, the all blacks are a great union side

>redd/int/ memes
Yawn

>>78287750
nice, what's happening in an actually relevant sport though

>>78287785
GWS are annihilating WCE and will likely feature in the GF at the MCG.

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How did DCE fuck up dinner tonight lads?

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stop kicking it to the other team

Just didn't laugh at a gambling at ladies

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>>78287750
>watching rugger

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>yfw you realised the Cowboys are the 2018 narrative

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>>78287848

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>>78287842
can't believe they got away with this though XD

>>78287876
>all blacks
>have the most whites

>>78287876
>About to score underneath the posts
>Risk a try and end up with team mate scoring near the wing so you can be flashy

>>78287834

Spilled his pingas.

Cowboys will get the first penalty this half.

did origin ruin hess?

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>>78287895
Holy shit mate. Big if real.

Eels will score a length of the field try off a mistake during a cowboys attacking set again

>>78287930
I think it ruined his confidence. He doesn't seem to have it after he played origin

>>78287930
Kinda but he's suffering from having no JT to runn off

>>78287876

What a pointless pass

>>78287930
Yes. Not just because of fatigue, but how are you going to get yourself up to play regular games in front of 5000 in the crowds after playing in front of 50k+?

Based cowpats

NOICE

ASIATA'S FIRST TRY

Honestly they should just stop with this waste of time and just give the BroncGODS the trophy.

Do the Cowboys, dare I say have THE most heart in te loigue?

>yfw you realise these two teams are competing to decide who gets to lose to the RoostGODS

>>78287974
>muh heart
>everyone changes peems every season
More lime muh pay check

>>78287979
So they can go on to lose to Storm. An upset is still possible

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>>78287904
>>78287948
yeah nah

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giv cowcucks and broncGOD gf

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

When was the last time Cowboys scored a non ugly try?

HESSED

HESS IS BACK AND BROUGHT BACK THE BIFF
BASED BASED BASED BASED

Eels number 11 off for 10

all these peels coconuts throwing themselves at the cowboys

>>78288066
that was a thrown punch

>tfw Cowboys win the hip
>tfw Abo JT is exposed as a hack and based Kiwi JT is confirmed the GOAT

Is the Cowboys 2017 season the least impressive successful run to the final 4 ever?

>>78288066
Refball.

>clear rules breaking
>no punishment
>people still wonder why nobody respects nrl

>>78288076
looks pretty impressive to me

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>all cleared
what in the fuck

>high contact after try
>palm strike to the face
>no penalty

ok

>people will still claim the eels haven't been rigged into the finals since the brisbane game a few weeks ago

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Welcome to the NRL where the refs are shit and the rules don't matter.

Has Jennings converted to Islam?

Looking like Hashim Amla

Reminder that eels should have 1 player in the bin right now.

>>78288134
and the score should be 10-20

>This cowboys fan getting this butthurt about 2 points when his team is up by 2 tries

>this peels fan defending his grubby shitcunt peem

>kicking
>NO PENALTY

where did cowboys get good D from?

>>78288167
me

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>>78288167

>>78288182
based walkgod

>you will never get some good D

>>78288183
BKC

>>78288192
based walkie

Hess looking back to form tonight lads

Reminder that Eels have received most refball this game.

>cowboys have created every try tonight

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>40,000 peels customers showed up to watch their peem get btfo

>>78288247
>not even half of that will show up to the roosters game

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>>78288247

You've got to make up your mind. You can either chose to only post when your team's winning, OR post with a chip on your shoulder. Don't try to get away with both

wtf is going on

>not played at
Getting really sick of this bullshit ladies

BASED ELITE HALFBACK TAUMALOLO

>>78288264
Neither of these peems are my peem, I just want the peels to lose after that blatant refball of throwing punches is all good.

>Cowboys win the grand final without JT
was he the problem all along?

Refball.

>peels all bent over out of breath
ABSOLUTELY GARSED

I hope none of you ever buy Corey Norman's shit clothes

>>78288302
The won one already with him

>eels grubs have been absolutely outplayed for the entire length of the game
>will be refballed to victory in the final minutes

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>straight sets

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>spilt his lollies
KEK

little aussie battlas

How much of the Sportsbet money was on the peels?

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

>PEELS

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>peels
BAHAHAHAHAHA

MorGOD

C
O
W
G
O
D
S

Has the ref ever called a try without going to the replay?

MICHAEL MORGOD

>>78288382
Not this game and there has been 1 100m and 1 70m try

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>peels customers leaving early
KEK

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Now that the dust has settled, who was the jannetty?

Reminder Feldt try + Cowboys win @ $9 was free money

Gonna get $180 back

>>78288389
he did it on those too lol

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>>78288403
my sides

>tfw paul green brings back JT for the grand final

>>78288417
Thats what I mean absolutely poothetic

>>78288437
oh yeah read that wrong whoops

>tfw peels grubs deliberately injure Morgod and Taumalolo

Reminder that Semi is leaving tomorrow

Just a reminder that the Cowboys were wooden spoon contenders before Morgan got called up

If JT comes back are Melbourne in trouble?

>that
>not a chargedown

Smells like REFBALL in here...

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What did chrome mean by this.

Just a reminder that I have never had sex

Reminder the AFL finals have been absolutely shithouse this year and the NRL is getting bigger crowds

>>78288483
but we're broncGOD customers so it's ok m80

>>78288483
I had sex while watching the first half. I'm not kidding.

>>78288477
True patricians use IE

COMEBACK

>it took until the 80th minute for an eels player to get a try assist

Is 2015 about to happen all over again?

>>78288477
NRL website has a huge memory leak on it and has forever

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>roosters are sydney's only hope

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>People who had their money on a 13+ win

>eels are literally a one player peem (well were, are now a zero player peem)
>cowboys are literally confirmed NOT a one player peem
>the game against the broncos was literally match fixing double confirmed

These are your muscular truths for the night.

>>78288556
>>roosters are sydney's only hope
*shanghai's

Just a reminder that Borey Snoreman and Bitchell Pooses are being paid $800,000 AUD per annum

>4+ guys in suits taller than semi making him look like a manlet

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>cowboys have made 3 consecutive prelims

Wobblies won their union match

that one hurt boys, feels like a perpetual NSW syndrome where they give up second half

>>78288658
>tries only came off cowboys errors
They didn't "give up" because they were never in to begin with

This is the same final four teams from 2015.

I guess that's why he's not called Preliminary Radradra XD

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>cowboys beat storm in gf
>cronk will be 3-4 in grand finals and leave a legacy as a choker

>>78288676
doesnt even matter, they had structure and agency that was not there in the second half

Cronk has only won once m8

>>78288697
How many of his wins were stripped?

why are there so many fucking brown cunts play rugby

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>morgan will be 2-0 in grand finals
>thurston is only 1-1

>>78288746
No one remember Thurston before he played for Cows. I don't think he remembers

>>78288758
what is 2005

>>78288774
That's the gf he lost.

>>78288758
pretty sure the chick he raped remembers

>>78288774
He also won a premiership in 2004

http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/national/con-or-condom-uproar-over-changes-to-hiv-and-sti-disclosure-law/news-story/7e07c4f76526d4073f5f423e3303da07

>>78288784
>>78288812
i was under the impression he lost the 2004 one my bad

>>78288839
Good thing I'm never ever going to have sex with anyone so this is not a concern for me.

>>78288868
based walkie

>>78288839
Just in time for fags to marry and poz eachother

Tammyoololol is getting suspended for that blatant shoulder charge right?

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>down here, we do things differently

Imagine being a Poorra fan right now

Also, are there any drawfags that can make a virgin-chad meme with Fatfita and Coen Hess?

Just got home from the pub lads.

Did anyone actually watch any of the peels games this year? they've been consistently shit all year. Didn't surprise me at all that the pooboys beat them especially after they played their grand final last week against the storm

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THE BOYS

>>78289932
based

>luckiest team in the comp gets exposed by the unluckiest

Based Cowies

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did someone say cowies

>>78286047
fuck off cunt

>sydney media already desperately trying to fabricate a story about JT doing a shoulder charge
pathetic

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>>78284326
HOL UP HOL UP