/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition Redux

Joe Rogan Experience with Brendan Schaub is LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aVtVX1-j5E

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Nate
>sounds retarded
>is the smarter and more succesful brother

Nick
>sounds smart
>is the dumbass NEET

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the triple strip

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Great OP my guy

When is the next GLORY?

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>>78277582
Thanks my man

>>78277593

>>78277609
If you can't beat up a fighter that is on roids, you aren't a good fighter

>>78277633
basically this (btw jon is innocent)

>>78277609
Stop whiteknighting for losers like cormier and cruz, serbbro.

>>78277609
DC's career is not tainted. Jones needed to roid even though he already had every advantage in the book, reach, height, youth, athleticism etc. Says enough

fif amenmen

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Let me tell you about Brock. He called me last night and said he wants to fight USADA in Russia

>>78277633
DC tossed around juiced up Bigfoot silva like it was nothing

>>78277685
Well I guess Jon Jones is better than him

http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/cody-stanley-162-game-ped-suspension-turinabol-ken-rosenthal-070916

>Forty-two supplements, including some that are available at GNC, can trigger a positive test for Turinabol, baseball officials said.

Jones is innocent guys. Stop overreacting. He's the natty goat and he destroyed DC. Deal with it.

>>78277666
The only loser is Jon.
>have the height, reach age and talent
>still so scared you need to roid
>career forever destroyed, no one will ever mention you in the GOAT discussion anymore except retards
Though i can see why you'd berate a good man like Daniel, Lucifer.

>>78277706
Different angles, lightning, and a pump. can't make any judgements.

>>78277695
Or how much more juiced up was jones

How much of Jon's success was due to skill and how much was roids?

>>78277719
Literally doesn't matter. He didn't do his research after he had already fucked up once for the same thing

>>78277758
20% roids, 43% roids

Who is your favorite fighter?

>>78277758
87/13. I have a phd in steroids

>>78277758
A lot of the guys he beat were also roiding, but he beat his top opponents, DC and Gus, solely due to roids and eye poking.

>>78277758
50 percent steroids, 50 percent beating up old men who should have retired already

>>78277719
He will get 2 years suspension

>>78277826
This. People have always called him out on making his career by beating up dinosaurs.

>>78277758
I'd say roughly ten percent luck
Twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent roids
Fifty percent pain

>>78277758
30% roids 30% eyepokes 30% oblique kicks 20% fighting old men

>>78277758
100% skill
0% roids

>>78277848
No one said they were dinosaurs until Jones destroyed them. No one questioned machida being a 205 fighter until he got BTFO. The dude beat like 5 former champions in a row. He cleared out murderer's row.

>>78277877
I'm gunna inject 0% roids into my testicles directly

>>78277842
Does usada or csac hand out the suspensions? Or both?

>>78277879
For sure heeming a 48 year old Couture after coming off of two losses made him the biggest prospect in the division.

>tfw you have to heem your opponent's kid at weigh-ins

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZEcooPhr7c/?taken-by=chrisweidmanufc

>>78277758
Jon Jones would have never finished an opponent in the octagon without steroids.
Probably not even wobble them. He's a fucking noodle arm at LHW.

>>78277929
>Jon the scarecrow tosses around an olympic wrestler built like a tank
>''For sure my guy it's muh talent''

>>78277926
>not taking it personally and kicking the shit out of your opponent's face

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>>78277758
This is 10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain
And 100% reason to remember the name

DC cucks btfo again
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZEqSykBN78/

>>78277993
lol stockholm syndrome

>>78277758
jon jones would never roid 100% my guy

>>78277551
Some old fag at my gym was telling me my training gloves are shit and he was bragging about how he only uses winning gear, then he wrapped his hand wraps over his palm like a pleb and I heemed him so fucking hard lmao

All thanks to the water I been drinking mates. Thank you based natty goat

>>78277993
>L-leave Jon alone!

>>78277993
I don't give a fuck about DC. I give a fuck about Jones being a scumbag.
GUS IS WHO I TRUST

>>78278067
Gus is a criminal scumbag

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>>78277993
>>78278015
>Jon shows respect and compassion
>''Such a good boi muh saint Jon''
>DC does the same
>''Lololololol DC cucks BTFO XD''
It's finally clear to me that only brainlets hate on based DC.

>>78277993
he was forgiven for murdering his daughter

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>bring me my gun..

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>>78277993
kek

>>78278104
lmao

>>78278067
>they don't even like me, they is the hate Jon jones!
>>78278091
>l-leave Daniel alone!

>>78278091
There's a difference between showing respect in the cage right after a fight and displaying PTSD stockholm syndrome on social media months later. DC is a broken man.

>>78278104
IN ENGLISH DOC

>>78278122
>I don't know what's written here but you should know, Jon Jones is better than you

>>78278104
>hey habeeb come read this comment for me
>>78278133
>o-oh

>>78278116
>Jon eternally BTFO, career DONE
>W-Well Daniel...
K E K
E
K
>>78278118
I think he's in denial that Jon can be THIS retarded.

>>78278122
>not being multi-lingual

even mma analyst pat wyman speaks 9 languages

>>78278161
>Pop on usada test for the gold standard of post cycle therapy drugs
>"Muh dik pills"
>Get away with only a year suspension (the required minimum)
>Wins championship fight on return, pops for steroid metabolite
>Blames tainted supplement again
Usada is going to throw the damn book at him regardless of whether it was intentional or not, since he clearly didn't learn any sort of lesson from his last suspension

Any Brits watching that BAMMA thing for free on Dave, Aaron from gshore is on it supposedly.

>>78278220
then why does he cover mma for a living?

>>78278245
Jon will be fighting again by march.

>>78278256
>being a slave to the system working jobs that you hate

>>78278260
I don't want to think about march right now, based fall is just getting started

>>78278256
He doesn't. Dr. Wyman writes for deadspin and has one of the top ranked history podcasts. Covering mma isn't pretty much a hobby at this point. I wouldn't be surprised if he moves away from the sport completely within a year.

>>78278331
he sucks at it anyway fuck him

the mma vivisection got the first 6 fights of ufc 215 wrong

Michael bisping: the ""reigning" not defending, disputed ""champion"" of the ""world""

>>78278519
Who's the little kid?

>>78278538
Jon's bastard son

>smartest tool in the shed

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>>78277570
that stuff about mark hunt's brain damage was hard to hear

>>78278596
How a fighter can admit to having CTE and still be licenced to fight is literally mind blowing

How can any commission allow him to fight when he admits openly he has brain damage

>>78278260
March 2020? Because he's going to have a minimum 2 year suspension regardless of anything else that happens

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>>78277551
Natty GOAT? I don't see you posting DC.

Scarlett Johansson BTFO

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GUYS JON JONES IS THE NATTY GOAT

There is no way he took steroids. He said he didn't and swears on the life of his kids.....


Press F

>>78278519
what size pants does DJ wear? honestly must suck to be "ufc champ" and shop in kids section

>>78278651
wtf I guess I'm a /boneboy/ now.

(((Doctor))) (((Patrick Wyman))): Luke Rockhold is a good boxer. Holly Holm will decisively defeat Valentina Shevchenko. Moroz-Calderwood shouldn't even be sanctioned because Moroz is at such a disadvantage. Aldo would beat Conor in a rematch

>>78278668
Saddest thing is he knows he couldn't beat average 14 year olds he meets in that shop.

>>78278684
Weren't it for the 13 second meme, Aldo would murder Conner. Too bad he got mentally destroyed by that meme. He was amazing in his prime, ways ahead of goobs.

>tyron is naturally jacked

lol

>>78278620
there's no rule against it so enjoy the fights guys!

it's crazy.

everyone keeps saying, this is what the fans want. roided fighters. if you take out the roids we get woodley vs thompson 12 times a year.

that's total bs.

>>78278651
So god put the turinabol in his water? Or his kids did it?

>>78278772
not hard to get bigg when you're 5'7

>>78278724
lol conor would destroy him every single time holloway proved that

read jones twitter

people are falling for it

https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/908395977781821440

They are saying he couldn't have taken steroids because it would have been stupid to do so

>>78278820
Holloway fought a post Conor Aldo. Imagine if Conor fought a pre Conor Aldo, whole different ball game.

any bongs watching bamma on dave

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>>78278823
>when you are such a fuck up nobody can believe that it's possible

GOAT

I unironically believe Jon Jones.

>>78278842
really because all i heard from you retarded idiots was muh neo-footwork aldo LMAO he fucking sucks

>>78278820
You just show you know shit. You probably started watching MMA beacause of Ronda.

>>78278875
thats because youre a fucking retarded zilch dont respond

Why did Conor move up a weight class immediately after usada?

Who is your favorite

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

fighter?

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>>78278823
I know, imagine Jones doing something stupid

Inconceivable

>>78278894
you just show youre a statist subhuman euro nothing jose aldo fucking sucks his idea of footwork is sidestepping a mark henry wrestleboxer conor would annihilate him every single time you fucking nobody

i still don't get why Ronda was so popular. she didn't have entertaining fights like JBJ, she didn't have an entertaining personality like Conor, but she was still as popular as them.

>>78278911
>taking steroids was stupid
No getting caught was stupid

i literally LITERALLY have not gotten an apology from you zilches for holloway beating aldo it wasnt even close he literally stood there and boxed and still slapped the shit out of that monkey say sorry

>>78278905
Conor was going to move up USADA or not. You can tell that weight cut kills him. He was delirious on the weigh in against Mayweather and that was for 100 mill.

No way he would do that weight cut to fight for 3-4 million three times a year

>>78278255
yeah
>Paki
>Knowing to fight
he's gonna get wrecked by the french wog

>>78278936
she finished off opponents who had no business being in the ring with her. People love that shit. The analogy that she was the female mike tyson wasn't wrong. People would have watched her finish fights in 30 seconds forever.

>>78278896
Jon is a father and a man of faith. I don't believe he would put his family in jeopardy. I don't believe he would use the Lord's name in vain.

They need to do Ronda vs Cyborg

>>78278823
I believe him. He looked like absolute ass against DC compared to their first fight. He only won due to a lucky kick. Did he take steroids leading up to the fight? Definitely. You just can't put on that much lean muscle mass in such a short amount of time without roids, it's literally not possible. There's no way that he was dumb enough to willingly take any kind of drug just a few days before the fight.

how well would mr satan have done in the ufc? is there anyone on the HW roster who can take the megaton punch

Our favorite Canadian based podcast is back buds

https://audioboom.com/posts/6304920-ufc-pittsburgh-draftkings-picks-preview

>>78278920
Statist? You just fucked up nigga. You probably bounced on Bernie's dick because you can't afford healthcare while working at McD fighting for 15.

>>78279023
Ronda is a pro wrestler now.

>>78279075
you live in a statist fucking shithole i would literally give up the millions that i have right now to fucking find you you worthless fucking nothing please i literally do not care you are such a stupid fucking zero you have never stepped into a ring

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Jinder is the natty GOAT

>>78279094
Your idea of fighting statism is voting Republican, I would murder you with my dick.

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>>78279094
>>78279149

>>78279023
Why do you want ronda to die

>>78279149
>he actually thinks i vote for jews

howling @ your borderline shitskin """"life""""

christ almighty i would love to fucking track you down so much

Reminder that if you don't run you will NEVER be a successful fighter.

Tony Ferguson (distance running) = 9 fight win streak
Nate Diaz (triathlons) = beat McGregor twice
Michael Bisping (distance running, sprints) = MW Champ and Natty GOAT
Cody Garbrandt (used to not run, got knocked the fuck out as an amateur, now does sprints with Urijah) = undefeated BW champ

Conor McGregor (only does low effort cycling) = gassed and got embarrassed by a 40 year old midget, known for his horrible stamina
Yoel Romero (does not run) = gassed and got memed on by a guy with a broken knee
Luke Rockhold (does not run, does meme tier "movement training") = got knocked the fuck out by the Natty GOAT, terrible durability in general
Jorge Masvidal (does not run, eats fast food and drinks alcohol during training) = got backpacked by a middle aged one dimensional brazilian, did not have the stamina to fight him off

>>78279198
the power of UberRonda is unknown

>>78279209
d-does tyrone woodley run

So, Holly Holm and bones?

>>78279247
from the cops

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>“My body is f----d but my mind is still here,” Hunt wrote. “I’ve still got my senses about me and I know what’s right and wrong, which is the main thing. Sometimes I don’t sleep well. You can hear me starting to stutter and slur my words. My memory is not that good anymore. I’ll forget something I did yesterday but I can remember the sh-t I did years and years ago.”

>>78279203
Nigga I'll be in Seattle in November, meet me at the airport bitch, I'll sleep you boy.

>>78279314
of course you will you fucking statist nothing say hello to zane simon for me you fucking zilch

>>78279303
bones jones bones holms razor sharp clitoris

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>>78279209
You don't need to run if you finish your opponents

>>78279303
Sex tape soon?

>>78279308
Thats just one part of systematic racism he has to run from everyday

>>78279328
You're just scared otherwisde you'd be buying a ticket from Kansas or whatever shithole you're from to Seattle.

>>78279209
mayweather is known for his stamina young man

Reminder that waking up early is a meme

The natty GOAT, Mayweather, wakes up whenever he wants and does his training at 3 in the morning

>>78279434
fook da meywedders

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>>78279463
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM

>>78279434
>natty

Mayweather was caught on Iv's

>>78279311
>If I die, I die

>>78277573
>Nick
>sounds smart

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Would heem be better if every sperg was a tripfag ? Heem police wouldn't spend so much time investigating and people would learn to ignore them quickly. I think it works for the /nfl/

>>78279608
Tripping in a big 4 general is different. People do that shit to identify as fans of a certain team.

Anyways fuck the heem police, he couldn't catch a cold.

>>78277573
>Nick
>sounds smart

American education, everyone.

>>78278943
Aldo literally won the early rounds and was putting the pressure on

>>78278519
Holly looks pretty qt here desu

>>78279659
I wish wmma was powered by attractiveness instead of the inverse

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>>78279709
>he was winning until he lost
>and this time he lasted longer than 13 seconds
>he was gonna explode from schaub guard any second, stupid ref didn't give him a chance to come back

Anyone watching bamma? Bloke from Geordie shore won with like 30 second KO

why are there so many lesbians at 135?

>>78279748

Blackstar are you on west coast?

>>78279781
Boosted testosterone. Increased muscle mass and a hunger for pussy.

>>78279765
yeah
holy shit

>>78279800
no I live in the deep south

>>78279825
south brooklyn?

>>78279825

Like Texas or Florida?

fuck

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>>78279813
Explain how Cyborg and Gabi have boyfriends then ? Heck, Cyborg even was married

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>>78279781
The real question is why so many people are attracted to this

>>78279842
yes

>>78279848
€¢$¥₱£

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>>78279848
They're special examples, they are so filled with test that they become a sort of prison-gay, only straight.

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juju in ufc when

>>78279881
never, she's shit

what is the optimal male fighting height and weight and build

>>78279896
6'0 225 pounds

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>>78279893

99% of wmma roster is shit.

>>78279881
Spoiler that disgusting attention seeking pig

>>78279848
the absolute state of Cruz's frame lmao

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>>78279896

this is what peak performance looks like

>>78279909
99% of wmma could beat her
her pro debut was against an 0-8 amateur

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The UFC need to sign this guy to fight CM Punk

Would be the ultra meme fight

>>78279590
>>78279671
What I meant was, his lack of a lisp

>>78279981
whats this fagots record

>>78279981
The guy who got knocked out right?

What fight displays Bisping's amazing cardio?

>>78280017
2-0

He's a reality TV star in the UK

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>>78279981
or he could fight the harry potter guy

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Let's play detective on this Cambodia cheese making network.

I suspect that are at least 5 people possibly playing multiple personalities.

1. The Bisping spammer - child creates the Natty GOAT threads, constantly shitting on "Puke Cuckhold" and "Poomero"
2. The WMMA enthusiast - "who is your favorite female fighter?", Aspen Ladd spam, Mackenzie Dern fanboy
3. The guy that labels everyone as "the spammer", "coral springs" or any of the other /heem/ posters long gone
4. Conor hater who STILL posts webms from the first Nate Diaz fight and now the Mayweather match
5. The Schaub poster who has a weird vicarious fetish for his wife being cucked by the tattoo artist, and an even weirder obsession with their son Tiger

>>78279981
>Feeding him a can, literally on his debut so they have a big name that can market this shit league
Someone nuke Dave please.
Also I was literally drinking in Tup Tup with him last Teusday.

>>78280126
this is the spammer

>>78280126
this is coral springs

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still relevant a week later! yikes!

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>>78280268
Good post my man

>>78280185
What the fuck else do you want for someone on your debut you bitter fucker? Your debut or first couple fights are literally an appropriate time to go up against someone shit

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I'm rewatching McGregor's press conferences for the 7th time.

>>78280354
Dude gooby lmao bud

BAMMA Main Event is LIVE NOW

https://www.tvplayer.com/watch/dave
https://www.tvplayer.com/watch/dave
https://www.tvplayer.com/watch/dave

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Jon Jones has children... that means he had sex

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>will have three clear victories over conner soon

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>>78280383

>>78280378
HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY

The /heem/ police got Coral Springs banned, don't know for how long but it doesn't look good for him.

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There will never be another MMA event as good as early Pride.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWfuA5Pk7yc

>>78280458
Coral springs died in Irma bud

>>78280470
Strikeforce my guy

>>78280454
that whole card was spicy af

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>>78280458
>Coral Springs banned
Only one way to make sure

>>78280490
I know him he's alright but facing a devastating ban

>>78280490
Could have sworn I saw his ass on here yesterday

Need big strong foreigners to watch our MMA promotions (bamma and cage warriors)

>>78280503
>Bumper skleeb
You got the one where rothwell sends him to the shadow realm?

>>78280343
Mate chill, I was only bitter because I was pissed off at complete mismatch I had just wasted my time on. Plus David Haye saying he was on course to be the world number 1 next year contributed it too.

Who is your favorite /heem/ poster?

>>78280547
What would you have done in this situation /heem/? I probably would have sucker punched her afterwards in a range and got sent to prison

>>78280505
this is coral springs

>>78280547
Why the fuck does he let her get on his back

>>78280512
This is new LARP, pretending to be permabanned.

He said he was trying something new.

>>78280592
kill myself for losing to a foot shorter 100 pound lighter girl

>>78280592
I never lose I only learn.

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>>78280592

Don't fight girls.

If you beat them then you're the moron who beats up girls and tryhards in a play-fighting match. And if you lose then you're the moron who lost to a girl.

Lose-lose situation.

>>78280581
the /heem/ police because it throws the fear of GOD into them

>>78280650
why does she literally look better than paige vanzant

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>>78280581
based wmma butthole poster

Coral springs next time I'm there I'm coming for you nigga

>>78280682
is this good form?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZCXKgShzR2/

>>78280592
Train takedown defense with your little sister.

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BASED WERDUM BTFOs KEKMIER! HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER?!

what did joe and brendan say about mark hunt today?

>>78280710
just put her in a triangle and fart in her face

>>78280706
LOL can the Cormier cuck crew ever catch a break?

>>78280711
that he has a piece on him

>>78280706
what an absolute madman

>>78280692
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BZCXKgShzR2/
whats with the rotation

>>78280711
He has CTE, he is aware of it, and the commission should be doing something.
>>78280725
100% you know those Samoans are swinging some fat hogs

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>>78280706
I should add that Maricon means faggot.
Werdum DIRECTLY called Cuckmier a faggot!! Eternally BTFO once again!!

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>werdum called DC a faggot

>you now remember when heem OPs were funny and not just a picture of some shitty meme fighter every single day

>>78280706
is Werdum a good person?

>>78280751
Cowboy called DC a faggot

Werdum is so based

>>78280785
what can you really do when the guy making it is here 20 hours a day?

>>78280785
When were they funny? Before Bisping we've had bjpenn, lmaobud, tryhard op, notepad, weidman op, and that's all I remember. Heem op has always been an autism magnet.

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>>78280710
Lovely as a summer day, distant as the milky way, pretty little one that bong adores You're the only girl his heart beats for how he wishes that you were his. In a cafe or sometimes on a crowded street, he's been near you, but you never noticed heem, won't you tell me how could you ignore that behind that little smile he wore how he wished that you were his.
Maybe someday, you'll see my face among the crowd, maybe someday, he'll share your little distant cloud, pretty little one that he adores, You're the only girl his heart beats for, how he wishes that you were his

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>>78280785
>caring about the OP this much

Were they the highlight of your day or something buddeh?

>>78280592
Nothing because if I'm that guy I don't try to wrestle with someone who has training when I know I don't. Seriously that guy had no idea what he was doing at any point of that .

>>78280818
they clearly are a highlight of your day cause you always want to be the one making them

>>78280710
Hey babe fightpass & chill?

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>you will never enjoy sixteen Johnny Hendricks' steaks back to back

>>78280833

No one minds bisping ops because bisping is the face of not only heem but all of MMA you massive faggot.

which fight decision is the robbery of the year 2017?

>>78280836
That potato always gets my stomach churning Baked, sour cream, cheddar cheese. Delicious.

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>>78280833
>N-No you!

I don't spam my threads in other threads like the h8ers that I revv. Bisping just circulates discussion

>>78280854

Nunes vs Shevchenko

There was a good backhand knockout in BAMMA by some guy called "Sea Bass" Shipman.

IMO his nickname should be "Doctor"

>>78280857
Are potatos good for you?

>>78280854
maybe Holm v de Randamie?

>>78280873
stream?

>>78280861
this is coral sperg

>>78280857

>half thawed frozen jacket potato
>canned beans and corn
>garbage piece of shit steak with a bullshit sear

what the fuck did bigg rigg MEAN by this

what was he thinking

>>78280874
literally the best thing for you

>>78280874
On their own yes but not if they are dripping in butter, salt, sour cream and cheddar cheese.

What is Colby's end game?

>>78280581
Australian crowd webm bro

>>78280875
nah holm has been to cautious since losing the belt she got lucky and ko'd Bethe

>>78280888
>American food

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Is Whittaker vs. Bisping confirmed or does he "have" to fight GSP first? If so when?

>>78280874
eat starch, get starched

>>78280888
Well it must have sucked because it went out of business

>>78280880

Coral springs hates bispingposters. They take the shine away from schaubposting.

>>78280909

>Coral is a h8r

is this true?

>>78280878
It's finished live, I'm watching it on +1. Knockout here:

https://twitter.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/908802446344048640

>>78280903
Why do tards like you ask questions that have obvious answers? Have you even seen the 217 card?

>>78280917
Thanks m8

>>78280888
>frozen potato
what?
>canned beans and corn
how do you know?
>garbage steak
how can you see it?

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>>78280581

Poland is the best poster here unironically

>>78280916

He's a genuine cheeto fingered h8r my man.

>>78280861
you made this thread and the previous one didn't you?

What happened to TV poster?

>>78280916
Probably

>Brendan Schaub
>Anti-USADA

>Michael "The Natty GOAT" Bisping
>Pro-USADA

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>>78280849
For sure!

>>78280941

Good picture from one of the GOATS recent wins.

Thanks fellow bisbro

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>>78280952
Bisping really showed he was Champ material in that fight

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>Calendernigger gets banned
>Coral Springs gets banned
really makes you think

>>78280952
Neck yourself you obese larper

>>78280960
how do you know they're banned and/or what did they do?

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>>78280964

Don't be such a negative nancy! Let bisby into your heart, let bisby into your soul, buddeh

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>>78280952
>recent

>>78280969
He got banned for spamming or some shit

Just tell me what happened to the guy who posted his giant television all the time

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>>78280984
What exactly did Luke mean by this?

>>78280982
cringe

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>>78280982
Some people just don't want to be on the winning team.

>>78280987
heemed himself

how is it possible to post on 4chan ALL DAY? including early morning hours like 4 am?

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>>78280997

Damn. now i'm in absolute shambles.

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jessica eye is LITERALLY free money

>>78280947
yes

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>he's revv'ed...AGAIN

LMAO

>>78281014
might have to jack off to this one

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>bloondall splebb

>>78281010
it's not possible UNLESS you're one in a billion with the literal inability to ever sleep, yes these people exist

i love how he always knows im talking about him lmao poor sap

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>>78281026
Lmao paused at the right frame

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watch women's mma

>>78281028
so the obese spammer can never go to sleep? no wonder his life is so miserable and he finds purpose spamming this place

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>>78281050
Damn, that's gotta be multiple concussions in a row right there.
Rough stuff

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give me one reason why you want rose to be champion

>>78281050

Good one for the skleb folder, thanks my guy

>>78281052

Watch Joanna, Valentina, Cyborg

ignore the rest, they cant actually fight

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>>78281102
>Valentina

So did tony beat tiger?

>>78281092
I don't, I was a fan until she cut her hair and lost to Karolina

>>78281112
Yeah, it was GRRRRRRREAT

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>>78281112
tiger can only win by DQ, that's what makes this match so compelling

I will not standby and let you all drag Springsbro's good name through the mud while he is allegedly banned. I've never seen Springsbro h8 on anybody on heem. You are all cowardly for speaking ill of him when he is (allegedly) not here to defend himself.

Apologize now!

The power of Schaub compels you!

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>>78281123
People underestimate Tiger's wrestling. I think you'd be surprised. Do you not know who his dad is?

>>78281117

What a warrior. Took some punishment but still came out with the win. Great pic!

is it possible to retire after a full career without CTE?

>>78281138
some tattoo artist from Detroit?

>>78281137
faggot

>>78281145
Conor maybe? He doesn't want to live modestly though so he won't retire.

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>>78281146
Exactly

>>78281137

I appreciate your valiant effort this week in larping as coral springs. Particularly your 2 day fight with Australia.

But you know if that faggot was around he'd be putting on his 4chan pass tag and telling you to "stop"

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>>78281137
>oral sperg is getting revved