HSV FOREVER & EVER!

Kkkkkkkkkk time de viadinho

What a time to live !! HAIL HSV :)

NUR

DER

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N U R
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D E R
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PUFF
U....F
F....U
FFUP

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Bin heute mit einem Punkt zufrieden! Nur der HSV!

>>78277753
na also ich hab echt keinen bock mehr auf diese langen bälle ständig. sach ma üben die da weitschießen oder wat also mit fußball hat das nichts zu tun. joar HSV heute nicht fisch nicht fleisch, aber gut. den punkt heute werden wir gegen relegation brauchen.

>>78277883
Halt ma den Ball flach. Wer ist denn noch überhaupt fit? Alle verletzt.

>>78277953
>Wer ist denn noch überhaupt fit?
Jan-Fitte ;)

>>78278038
na der gidsol muss da ma die kids aus der zweiten holen, so seh ich dat. also tut mir leid, aber die kids sind unsere zukunft.

>>78278061
Ach der Gisdol muss halt mal Eier zeigen. So seh ich das.

boaah mathenia das war ja mal wieder unterste kanone. da halte ich in den alt herren noch besser.

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>mfw this thread

Enen

>HIV
Hahahahahahahaha

i wouldnt mind making this the new bundes.
>>78278560
>el mexicANO

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>>78277380
looking at the logo.. could it be that HSV actually stands for Hope Solo's Vagina?

>>78278629
take a look at the Iranian flag

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>dann wäre es ein elfer, by the way
>unironically saying "by the way"

Hi bunders

based Diekmeier

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>>78278717

Hangover is made to collapse after Christmas. You just know it.

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müll

>>78278803
If you and the burger would fuck off our threads would improve tenfold

>>78279004
paderborn 2.0?

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>78279069
we are essential to /bundes/, maybe YOU should fuck off

Sammer is a good pundit. Anti eurosport fags need to kill themselves.

Absolutely tragic matchday

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>>78279227
This

>>78279337
is that evil denbark?

>>78279330
nah, the way they jump around and fiddle with their tacticool equipment is r*ddit, 100%.
>>78279331
agree, but HSV had huge misfortune with their injuries again. fucking wood got injured at your game it seems. gisdol had to pull up a player from the second team.

Woof

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>>78279386
Possessed denbark

>>78279402
Rüsseltiere don't bark

Gisdol out -Tuchel in!

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>>78279425
a hero denied by his homeland

>>78277380
Is HSV fanbase right wing? Do you guys hate St.Faguli? I knew a one kraut who was HSV fan and hated St.Faguli to the guts...

>>78279572
they hate Pauli but aren't necessarily political

>>78279227
this, the burger hating autist needs to fucking neck himself.

>>78279738
agree. he needs to neck himself and jump off a bridge after that, to make sure.

El hamburgANO, señores!

>>78279890
perro caca sudaca macaco jajajajaja

This is what happens when based Wood isnt here to save >HIV

>you now remember/Aleman/

>>78279890
aaaaaaaaajj

>>78280082
el alemANO señoras y señores aaaaaaaaaajkjkjkssksjs

Quick! How do I get a job in banking?

>>78280246
be bavarian and jewish

>>78280260
Give genes pls!

>>78280246
have a degree in something else than economics, no kidding.

on topic: what are you guys drinkin? whiskey here. scotch ofcourse because AMERICAN bourbon sucks hahahah

>>78280281
>falling for the alcoholic jew
Sorry, but I only drink water

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>>78280281
>tfw will soon have a degree in economics

>>78280246
they let you operate the counter if you get straight As here
anything beyond that requires a mountain of cocaine

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>>78280299
arent jews like muslims and not allowed to drink alcohol? at any rate, alcohol is the white man's best friend tßh lad
>>78280309
damn, you better be jewish then.

>>78280381
Tfw no hope. Really should start over and do computer science or some shit tßh

>>78280309
Don't let the bundes neets misguide you. Try getting an internship at a big bank, that will give you a good entry point. It might be easier to get one in Europe, so you should also consider that.

>>78280399
>Memeputer science
Way too oversaturated. Go for a hard engineering degree like mechanical/electrical and switch over to software like every other engineer is doing.

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>>78280399
nah, stay in your path and try to progress with each step. being in an eternal struggle is no fun. t. EE student

>>78280399
>do computer science

no that meme is already over.

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How is he doing?

>>78280442
>EE
Any advice? Im in my 3rd year of EE and I know job prospects are fucking shit for all EEs worldwide because too many old geezers wont retire. Should I switch over to CS? Or finish my EE degree and go for a masters in something else?

>>78280417
Too late I graduate in December.

>>78280462
Didnt play today because of a small injury. Hamburg looked dogshit on the attack without Bobby.

>>78280452
>>78280422
chemical engineering is where it's at. sadly I realised that when I already had a degree in physics and was halfway through a mechanical engineering degree. how people can enjoy EE is beyond me desu.

>>78280498
Do you at least have a job in one of your fields of study?

>>78280498
>expecting to be employed with a physics degree
lyl cmon. You go into research if you're doing physics. It's the most useless (yet hardest Stem) degree for employment.

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>>78280422
>Go for a hard engineering degree
>mechanical
choose one nigga

>>78280533
Apparently you failed basic reading comprehension

>>78280533
I don't know a single unemployed physicist, at least not in Germany. Even if you're really fucking bad at everything you can still become a physics/math teacher and rake in easy money. research is a meme though, you have to be ridiculously good, have no life and be happy with shit pay.

>>78280464
eh im just entering 3rd year now too so i dont know much. i know in america the industry is bad, 0% growth for EE. now it might even be negative. a little tip but i dont know how much it applies to america: try to specialize in the obscure stuff like systems/control engineering. energy stuff is easily done by people who were trained in trade jobs. also the asian menace is strong in our sector, so at least here you have to be prepared to never actually work as an engineer kek. how are you keeping up in your degree?

>>78280601
So far Ive had a mediocre first two years but finally got my shit together and Im doing well so far in my EE courses. Im not sure what I want to specialize in since at first I chose EE so that I could do something cool like work at JPL or Spacex or something but after researching I realized that EE is fucked unless I figure out what to specialize in, who to network with, and which internships to apply to. Id like to do something akin to robotics later

>>78280655
R u the grill from uiuc??

>>78280482
I'm legit almost as excited for him as I am for Pulisic. He's American's best Blasian athlete since Tiger.

>>78280591
>I don't know a single unemployed physicist
>you can still become a physics/math teacher

Are you fucking retarded? Math/physics teacher is like every other teacher, wehre you don't really need no knowledge in the subject you're teaching (because school math, physics, chemistry etc) is lower level than 1. semester stuff. You only need pedagogical and educational stuff to teach borederline retarded migrant kids.

>>78280528
it has nothing to do with physics if that's what you mean. it's a classic installation engineering job at a rather big company.

>>78280739
and? you still need a degree to become a Quereinsteiger and all the joke subjects (everything apart from math / physics) is saturated anyway. I'm not saying it's a good job, but it's better than being a neet I guess.

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>>78280655
weew working for such big dogs requires GPA's like straight 4.0 i could imagine. try to do some projects in your spare time, at least thats what our best students here do. one guy build a robot arm programmed on arduino from scratch here, so maybe you should try something similar. i noticed that big companies also want to see that you have interest in EE outside of college so do something there if that's really your passion. for my part, im gonna finish this shit and get a comfy bank job or go to our railroads lol. doing EE on a daily basis would kill me. anyways, im getting too drunk so time to sleep good night /bundes/

what is requirement to do postgrad degree in germany

>>78280681
No you stupid fag
>>78280736
He's decent but he needs to start scoring more consistently. A season with double digit goals in the league of around 15 should be his goal.

>>78280779
>or go to our railroads lol
yeah that's a classic as well, but it's not bad.

>uni
>more like /younges/ in here

>>78280779
Yep I plan to do projects on my own under the supervision of some professors and TAs to build my self up. Anyway sleepy tighty anon.

>>78280830
but we are all old ladies

>>78280841
Real talk if you aren't on the autism spectrum you are at a huge disadvantage

>>78280985
Why?

>>78280983
wanna bang?

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is jazzbro ever gonna post some of his own recordings?

Goood night

Hello /bundes/

>>78281258
never
!

have some neat live performance instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnpyCEUESEw

>>78281714
>he fell for the Jaco Pastorates meme
you krauts are so easy to fool

@78281779
never reply to me again
thank you

>>78281768
how?

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>>78281714
>never
;-;

& sorry to say, but i just don't like joni mitchell

there was an ella fitzgerald and louis armstrong album on youtube i wanted to post but i can no longer find it. feels bad man

>>78281955
I don't really like her either desu, but there aren't many youtube vids where you can actually see Michael Brecker and Jaco Pastorius sharing the same stage.

>ella fitzgerald and louis armstrong album on youtube i wanted to post but i can no longer find it.
Too bad. But I'm sure that you will remember it at some point.
Not an Ella or L. Armstrong expert, but their Porgy&Bess album has its moments, although I'm not really sure if Ellas voice fits Gershwin. But to each his own.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ3kfDBAJWc

Given my alcohol level, I think it's better if I'm going to sleep now.

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>>78282094
sleep tight bud

Wake up, bundes

goood merning

>tfw bored at work
ughhhh

>>78285972
>Saturday

Sorry senpai

Yeah, goooood morning.

>HIV
Kek

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>it's a "shit team that will lose every single somewhat good player next summer will find a way into EL" season

Spielt heute Müller?

>>78286785
nein

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Hallo kann Tommie zum Spielen rauskommen tun?

>>78286785
Ich denke, er lässt James spielen und wechselt Müll(er) so ungefähr in der 70min ein.

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>>78286809
nein

>>78286809
heute geht net hab hausarrest

fuck off tom

where is everyone?

I am here

hello waiting for the gayms :>

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>only four 15:30 Saturday matches
ugh

>>78277380
>HIV

>>78287162
at least Schalke - Werner will be good and so will Leipzig - Gladmong. maybe an upset in the Allianz raft but I doubt it.

>>78287199
yeah, the only thing keeping this schedule from disaster right now is the decent matchups; Hoffenheim - Hertha and Doofmund - Köln tomorrow will be interesting as well.

>my soul when waiting for the matches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo5A24GV6bQ

>>78288093
proper thread

>>78288002
didn't knew he had a new album out. I like it.

have some piano ballad as a token of my gratitude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JxwSMUd6E8

>my song when we're on the verge of autumn/winter and I'm more of a summer guy that wants to emigrate to southern california everytime during this time of the year (mswwotvoa/waimoasgtwtetscedttoty)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC2QK6KHnEA

goodbye I'm of to wrok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6tZQdaHXkI

>>78277420
t. supports a team that has been relegated at least once

>>78286712
well who can we blame? leverkusen is a diseaster, wolfsburg is borderline relegation fodder, schalke have never recovered from 2001. our true 4th, 5th, 6th place teams are garbage now and so the void gets filled by even worse teams. freiburg was just embarassing.

>>78286712
>Freiburg, Frankfurt, Mainz, Augsburg...
It's annoying as fuck.

>>„Deutschland ist kein Einwanderungsland“, hieß es in der Koalitionsvereinbarung von Union und FDP aus dem Jahr 1983 wörtlich. „Es sind daher alle humanitär vertretbaren Maßnahmen zu ergreifen, um den Zuzug von Ausländern zu unterbinden.“

Who else besides Mainz is going for the Dreier today?

Daily reminder to vote AFD in a week

>>78288336
I'll vote on Monday actually, hope that postal vote makes it.

>>78288359
thats a weird looking pony

>two threads
this is why I scream. just move to the new thread please.

>>78288359
still at least two tiers higher than CDU, SPD, FDP and Grüne

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STOP watching porno

>>78288359
this is the WORST party ever top kek.
>hey guise communist revolution when? vote us plz and proletarians across the world will rise!

'no'. just foudn a pornstar that looks like kemme

>>78288503
so wait...this has nothing to do with the smol hors?

Shut up tom

im not tom

this clearly is /bundes/.

reported.

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>all the parties are fucking shit
>all politicians appear to be insultingly incompetent, have no charisma and no real beliefs in anything

>vote afd out of protest even though they're even worse than the rest

does this even make any sense? or is it the dumbest thing you could possibly do?

i unironically believe germany has the worst politicians in the world

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>>78289612
>i unironically believe germany has the worst politicians in the world
Wanna trade?

>>78289612
>voting for afd
>not voting npd
plebs

>>78289649
eh, why not.

Trump could hardly do more damage than merkel and her clown government did

>>78289649
>>78289686
yeah man DRUMPF is a clown lol it was HER turn or for a real principled conservative like cruz

>>78289815
You do realize that he said politicians (plural). Also drumpf is a bit of a clown and hasn't followed through with really anything he said. He like merkel is merely an opportunist