OFFICIAL AFC BOURNEMOUTH v BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION MATCH THREAD

this game will be a celebration of football

at least its on a night where there would otherwise be no game on, and not taking the place of a saturday/sunday game

>>78277034
>homo Albion

Good one muhammed

>>78277062
true, this is usually a SUPER SUNDAY fixture

3-0 cherries imo

>>78277067
>being this triggered
You're the same Brighton ex-pat who can't take any criticism of their godawful home kit, aren't you?

>>78277051

pls no bully South Coast Best Coast

this match is going to be comfy, r-right?

watching this game as a neutral isn't a sad way to spend a friday evening, r-right?

>>78277067
t. DeShawna Castrana, born Tyrone Shaw

>>78277094
their kit really is bad.

its like a combination of pyjamas, clown outfit and a dish towell. truly awful

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Noon Friday in California, 3 am Saturday Singapore

When did the £PL start selling out to Arabs rather than maintaining the tradition of selling out to Asians and Americans?

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>>78277141
>three different shades of blue
>looks like a tesco bag
>sponsor part of the design so looks rubbish without it

gay people

>>78277162
when it became profitable

gay """"""""""people"""""""""""

>friday night
>watching Bournemouth-Brighton
>in a dead thread

This is fucking depressing. I wish I was a happy normie, lads

lol this club is for gay people! great banter lads, now let's get back to the mosque

Cherry boys vs Homo Albion

>>78277200
>still crying

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>>78277194
Just get a beer or three, and you'll be happy.

>>78277200
did your boyfriend get called a poof or something mae?

>>78277194
I was up until 2AM last night watching videos of a guy who collects Magic the gathering cards

>>78277220
what beer do you like senpai?

>>78277194
>I wish I was a happy normie, lads

Having gone from recluse to normie and back again you really don't

Normies feel just as empty, they just spend more money and effort to disguise it

The last three games shown on sky sports

>Burnley - Palace
>Swansea - Newcastle
>West Ham - Huddersfield

Up next, Bournemouth - Brighton. Tomorrow at 12:30pm it's Palace - Southampton.

>>78277194
No Way! Bournemouth fan for life here!

The logo is similar my home team!

>>78277231
I had the nicest beer I've ever tasted the other day

Delirium Tremens, try it if you can find it

>>78277248
didn't even need to check to know you're an atalantafag

is it true that not even people from Milan understand people from Bergamo?

>>78277235
if thats so true then why does normies not become abnormal and abnormals try desperately to become normies?

>>78277231
Bulldog for ale, Poretti for beer. I used to buy Doom Bar, but I can't find it any longer.

>>78277254
>Delirium Tremens
>Delirium tremens (DTs) is a state of confusion of rapid onset that is usually caused by withdrawal from alcohol. If it occurs it is often three days into the withdrawal symptoms and lasts two to three days. People may also see or hear things other people do not.
ok sounds cool

>>78277200
>still SEETHING

why are you so touchy>

>>78277275
doom bar is pretty cool, haven't tried the others

Brighton and Hove Albion you say? More like, Homo Albion! Right lads? Drinks on me tonight at the mosque!

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>>78277254
excellent choice senpai, may i also suggest la chouffe or tripel karmeliet

>>78277275
why do people from Milan drink Tennent's Super?

the only people that drink it in Scotland are homeless alcoholics(inb4 thats eveyrone joke), so i find it really bizarre that it is popular in Milan.

>>78277306
my french mate used to drink special brew, i'm no longer subscribed to the "x nation has excellent taste" meme

>>78277298
Why are you crying so fucking much?

>>78277306
isn't Heineken considered urine in Holland and then everyone else drinks it anyways

>>78277276
>>78277254
When I saw the name I rolled my eyes, I gave it a try when I read about it on another chan and yeah, it wasn't bad. Too pricey for me though.

>>78277306
Good question. Might be because it has high alcohol %, or it's simply "fashion".

>>78277298
stop shitting up this beer thread

>>78277230
any cool ones?

fed up of the "special brew is disgusting" meme

no worse than carling or fosters

>>78277346
its bile in a can

>>78277345
not really something a non-fan would appreciate. But the guy regularly purchases batches for $20-30k and makes a profit. Can spot fakes from a mile away, too. He knows his shit

>>78277306

We are shilled towards shitty spaniard subproducts as corona, so that one is the real men choice here.

BTW Talisker and Lagavulin are better
I know... they are Whiskeys

>>78277346
It's just retards who have never been to Belgium thinking it's degenerately strong

>>78277356
t. brighton supporter

is the Homo Albion fan seething we're talking about beer?

d'you prefer gin and tonics mate?

At a fucking work do so I can't watch this :(

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what is your local brew lads?

Is Brighton really full of gays and degenerates or is its reputation overblown?

>>78277332
>why is a faggot being a faggot
??

Jermaine Defoe is a weirdo.

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>>78277358
Guess where I went in the summer

>>78277369
>overblown
hehe

The fucking state of this Carragher car segment.

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>>78277367
also Brewdog when i lived in Aberdeen. Punk IPA is alright, a bit gay and flowery tatsing though

>>78277364
Literally nothing wrong with gin.

can't attack this match. its a nice gesture to have these teams play by themselves and expose them to plenty of people. there is something comfy about a meaningless game having its own spot, kind of like west ham vs huddersfield last week

really temoted to go buy a pack of fags and some beer 2bh

>>78277399
>Brewdog
Shame that the owners are such raging cunts

gin is disgusting

>>78277419
"no"

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>>78277419

>>78277412
Mondays and Fridays are the only time these shit games should be shown on the telly.

>you now remember they showed Stoke v West Brom instead of Chelsea v Everton a few weeks ago
>you now remember they showed Swansea v Newcastle instead of Everton v Spurs last week

criminal

People aren't actually calling this a derby are they? What is it with Brighton and Bournemouth fans wanting to force rivalries with all other south coast teams?

>>78277122

Long as you didn't drop out of a night out with friends to watch the game alone and shitpost here

>>78277409
>>78277426
>>78277431
t. Homo Albion fabs

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>>78277194
>>78277220
A-at least we're all together

I drink fosters just because the 20 packs are cheap and can see me for a few weeks

Can't believe I'm going to watch this game, but it is Premier League Football after all

do you think normies would frown upon drinking alone and shitposting? for me its yes. whenever i buy beers i have to hide it from the normies else they'll ask "big night anon?" and i'll have to reply with "h-haha n-nah j-just buying them for the m-match and that" like a friendless alcoholic

>>78277419
correct

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>I drink alcohol

>championship teams get mocked because they're 'non league's
>Brighton Vs Bournemouth somehow not non league

>>78277514
> I TORTURE INNOCENT BEINGS WITH FEDORAS

>>78277511
"Had a stressful week at work, going to have a few beers and relax tonight"

>>78277548
iz only banter

>>78277511
Yes

>>78277548
because they play in the same league as manchester united and chelsea not burton albion and brentford

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>>78277564
>work

hannover - hamburg

You're joking, right? No one is actually going to watch this """"""""PL""""""""" match, right?

>>78277567
>Implying the premier league isn't actually two league's consisting of 1st to 8th and 9th to 20th

>>78277592
who is the 8th club after united, chelsea, city, arsenal, liverpool, everton and spurs?

>>78277604
leeds

>>78277592
Everton is shite this season so it's probably 1st to 7th now.

>>78277604
West Bromwich but they stop playing once they get to 40 points

>>78277604
lestah

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>>78277579
haha imagine having to go to work

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>>78277604
The biggest club in London, West Ham.

>>78277588
you don't actually speak like a cunt in real life, "right?"

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>>78277625
gross!

>brighton have a jew
how do i start supporting them?

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>MISSING: My husband Clarke Carlisle went for a shit 12 minutes ago and hasn't returned since. Please keep him in your prayers.

There's a lot of competition, but does he have the most annoying missus in the world? Can't have an hour to himself without her setting up a fucking search party.

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>>78277645

the midtable is pretty comfy this year with stoke, west brom, leicester, everton and arsenal

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>>78277194
I tried to be a normie once
>Coworkers want to go minigolfing
>Drive into the city (longest I've ever drove)
>Pay for a round
>No one is even playing
>5 ppl there and no one is talking
>I have to start every conversation
>All of them just updating their Snapchat story/browsing Facebook

Normies are pathetic, don't waste your time and effort

>>78277677
liverpool too, lots of character!

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wonder who got the house, car and bank account?

oh wow he game has actually started

Is Daniels elite?

>>78277718
Dani?

>>78277718
being a good defender and playing for bournemouth are incompatible with one another

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Remember when they thought Jordon Ibe will be the next Raheem Sterling?

Reckon Mememouth are missing Wilshere desu

you know you've failed as a pacy nigger if you fail to surpass sterling

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>Howe

>>78277748
>Ibe's better than sterling la!

funnily enough they ended up with the egyptian sterling eventually

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just racked out two fail rails of coke but i just ate a big curry and i KNOW i'm gonna throw up i always do after a big meal and then coke but i'm gonna blow it anyway

>>78277748
both were the next Shaun Wright Phillips tbf

wouldn't mind kanocking this commentator out.

>>78277718
Jack Daniels and Cedric Daniels from The Wire, yes.

Dani the pornstar and Charlie the footballer. no.

>>78277768
you the lad that was doing coke yesterday?

>>78277774
hope you're not talking about based jon champion

>>78277768

dont get the appeal of doing coke 2bh

>>78277783
hell no thursday is a school night

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>>78277781

>>78277796
good lad work hard play hard imotbqh

>>78277777

>>78277765
At least Allah tries for full 90 minutes, Ibe and Sterling are done after about 3 dribbles and 2 unsuccessful dives.

>>78277771
That lad fucked up his career royally.

>>78277658
Great news folks. Clarke Carlisle has been found safe in Liverpool. Thanks to everyone who shared our appeal. Have a good weekend.

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How long until bournemouth score and lose the lead?

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Which coke are you lads talking about?

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>>78277781
>Dani Daniels
>not elite

>>78277793
Coke is normie shit.

Now heroin...heroin is for us. Or any opiate if you don't want to jump straight to the hard shit.

Opiates, football and a movie.

>yfw da seaguls walking to championship

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>graphic floating across the screen
what did bein sports mean by this?

>>78277836
>tfw all schoolgirl porno is american and shit

>>78277852
>not watching in 4k on your sky sports lion channel

>>78277836
>orange lucodzade
good taste

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>>78277833
>>78277771
>>78277763

>not rating sterling

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>Coke is normie shit.

>>78277846
Yeah, I never used to buy the opiates thing, but I got a few Oxy and it really is true. It makes your existence absolutely perfect and blissful for a few hours - no matter what you're doing, or how shit everything is in the wider sense.

I also like that I retain all my mental faculties because I'm a pussy like that. It makes me feel calmness, contentedness....and just sheer fucking joy that I hadn't felt since I was a kid.

do british people understand that it's actually really weird to the rest of the world that more of them use coke than marijuana
srsly u guys

>>78277895
You're talking about your average goy. What else would you expect?

>>78277872
Sterling has skill but unfortunately, I cannot possibly ever rate the biggest fucking diver in the world.

Seriously, Neymar is a saint next to him.

>>78277887
yep, it's nature's electric blanket...easy to scam a codeine prescription off the doctor too. cheers NHS.

>>78277895
i'd say weed is more common

>>78277895
>more of them use coke than marijuana
is this true, I wouldn't imagine so. I don't use any drugs because I'm autismo

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>when you fap so often you get a dick-pimple

feel a bit bored of drugs desu

yeh they're fun in the moment but at the end of the day you haven't achieved anything

>>78277931
t. asensio

>>78277934
Kinda like watching football

>>78277895
Not for me, but then in my mind cocaine is the city drug while weed is the student city drug.

>>78277920
>>78277927
i mean i don't think i've ever seen a brit reference smoking pot on this forum but that guys the second dude doing coke while watching football in a row

>>78277934
party animal in on a Friday night

>>78277934
most wouldnt have achieved anything off them either, probably why they do them

>>78277895
I guess in a dim, cloudy land where it rains for 6 days a week, you need stmulant drugs rather than chillout shit.

>>78277945
weed is definitely more common

>>78277940
at least watching football is free and doesn't damage your health

>>78277895
>implying coke in Britain is anything more than 15% pure
kek

>>78277948
not really true though is it

>>78277943
i grew up in the country and i kinda associate it more with rural people desu
that might be my biases though

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>>78277956
>doesn't damage your health

>>78277967
up to the individual really

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Hey hey hey smoke weed every day

>>78277934
>achieve something
>celebrate with drugs
ez

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>>78277956
>watching football
>free
>british flag

Was on the train the other day lads. Didn't get blown to pieces.

*thumbs up*

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what part of Bournemouth you from lads?

Imagine actually being a fan of the Brighton Bugmen

Is it true that - beyond addiction/dependence - opiates are a completely non-toxic drug, and cause absoluetely zero long term health problems?

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>>78277956
>doesn't damage your health

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>oh sorry m8, i cant afford to go to the pub later
>*rolls 4th joint of the morning*

>>78277962
ten years ago this is true but recently dealers started just selling much purer stuff for about 70-80 per gram (about $100) and it blows your fucking socks off. one or two lines and you're the king of the fucking world

>>78277989
paying for football is absolutely retard tier unless you're so rich money means nothing to you

>>78277992
Can anyone even tell me where bournemouth is without looking at a map?

>>78278019
south coast to the west of the IoW

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How many edgy teens are itt?
>"Ya cuz I do so much drugs the struggle is real"

>>78277997
...i mean if you don't count ODing, medical side effects from intravenous drug use and the lifestyle of being on opiates as being health problems yeah sure

>>78278016
its most likely amphetamine

>>78278019
South of Aberdeen

don't think there is a single post here pertaining to the actual game lol

>>78277231
How do I into drugs lads?
I only ever smoked weed.

>>78277997
"Long-Term Effects of Opiates

Long-term effects can include:

Nausea and vomiting.
Abdominal distention and bloating.
Constipation.
Liver damage (especially prevalent in abuse of drugs that combine opiates with acetaminophen).
Brain damage due to hypoxia, resulting from respiratory depression.
Development of tolerance.
Dependence."

'opiate influence on health', 1st result in Google

>>78278044
t. drugs expert

>>78278044
nah phet lasts much longer and makes you grind your teeth it's definitely not phet when you're absolutely dying for another line like 30 minutes later

>>78278057
make a coco puff
add cocaine powder to your joint and smoke it
cools your mouf like a menthol

This is actually two British teams playing. This is how EPL looked like before it got dominated by French niggers

>>78277997
Yup. Opiates are actually extremely safe, and a genuine miracle drug, medically speaking. They, like most drugs, can be lethal in large enough doses...and the size of the dosage required to be lethal falls dramatically when you introduce alcohol. Don't mix it, don't be dumb and they're about as safe as you can get, in theory.

The main danger obviously is addiction, and it's not one to just brush off. Some people can just take one or two, but many can't. It really is TOO good recreationally, especially for introverted/anxious people...and once a week will quickly become twice a day.

>tfw studying medicine to become a pharmacist

Are these kits representing the four humours?

>tfw don't like smoking so you vape weed

>>78278072
Yeah. Proper tinpot Championship-tier kick and run.

>>78278053
Yeah cause /sp/ is a friend simulator.

>>78278065
right. go ahead and test it in a lab and then get back to me on how big of a retard you are
>>78278071
t. faggot Canadian (same thing really)

this thread is cancer

>>78278099
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40015726/cocaine-is-getting-stronger-drug-experts-warn

high quality cocaine is all over uk streets now faggit

Reminder that Alex Ferguson and Eric Cantona single handedly dragged English football out of the shit you're watching now.

>>78278108
>>78278039
Just post DUDE WEED LMAO then leave, no one cares

What's your favourite chant, lads?

I'm quite partial to DA-DA DA-DA-DA DA DA DA

>>78278095
I never said the old EPL was good
>>78278112
Most is sold on the internet

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>>78278099
rude

>>78278127
oooohhh balotelli....

>>78278112
lmfao you really are a retard huh

>>78278121
>all of america is 1 poster

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>>78278127
>ywn do the Ameobi again

>>78278127
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA or DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO

>>78278108
t. Too Autistic To Even Socialise Online

We're all m8s here. If the game livens up or something interesting happens, we'll talk about it. Until then, the conversation drifts around various random shit.

>>78278127
doopin mental

>>78278128
I know you didn't.

Not every single post on this forum is sarcastic.

>Fraser's dribbling
JUST
PAY
HIS
ALIMONY

my internet is playing up lads, struggling to stream :x

>>78278127
SIGN ON
SIGN ON
WITH A PEN
IN YOUR HAND
AND YOU'LL NEVER GET A JOB
YOU'LL NEVER GET A JOB

>>78278175
who's your IP la?

>>78278175
try a quick cheeky reboot la

>>78278183
why la

>>78278127
Park, Park wherever you may be

really end to end stuff

>>78278188
yeh ok la

doesn't usually play up tbf

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>>78278181

The PL has felt a lot like the championship this season tbqh. Unless it's one of the top 4 or 5, it's like watching a lower league scrap.

>>78278183
sometimes their modems and routers are dogshit la

>>78278218
bt la

usually its ok

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People only take recreational drugs because they have nothing of value in their lives. They are literally the most runtoid of runtoids

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>>78278221
I binned the homehub and its been 100% stable max speed ever since

>>78278215
The Championship is dire mate don't kid yourself.

>>78278229
go snort loads of coke and bang an 18 year old romanian prostitute and get back to me

>>78278215
Not really, both are scrappy but Championship hoofs the ball 100% of time and only West Brom do exactly the same in the Prem.

People from Bournemouth look healthy. Like they have a good quality of life.

hope we get another 95th min goal and away fan pitch invasion

>he's still plaing fraser with the job on the line
holy shit you really deserve to get sacked pronto.

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>>78278229
>People only take recreational drugs because they have nothing of value in their live
>they have nothing of value in their live

Where do you think you are, to think that this might be perceived as an insult?

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I don't understand bournemouth's playstyle

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>portugal

>>78278058
That's bullshit though. "Long term effects" are things that effect you in the long term, hence the name.
The first and third are true for new users. The last two should be obvious even to the biggest retard. Bloating and constipation are all withdrawal symptoms. Hypoxia and liver damage are long term.
If they were all true long term effects then you would be experiencing them once you stopped using the drug.
If someone gets cirrhosis from drinking alcohol and then they stop, then the cirrhosis isn't going to go away just because they've stopped drinking alcohol. That is a long term effect. If someone gets lung cancer and stops smoking then the lung cancer isn't going to go away. If someone stops taking opiates then they aren't going to be suffering from nausea and vomiting 24/7, they aren't going to be bloated constantly, they aren't going to have constipation every day etc. Even brain and liver damage are incredibly rare with opiates (it even tells you that by the fact they've included how it's "especially prevalent" with combining other drugs, it's actually the other drugs they've listed that causes the problems).

People seem to think because something is on Google (or worse, simply "on the internet") then it's automatically true. The reason they push these memes is to stop people from taking the drug in the first place. Have a look at any drug pamphlet from the '90s about the "long term effects" of cannabis use and you'll see how moronic they are. It's like Reefer Madness in print format, but for all drugs.
In their mind the best cure is prevention. Shame they haven't realised that they've talked so much shit over the years that no one believes them anymore. It's like they don't know about the boy who used to say a wolf was coming to the village when there wasn't. But then one did come and his own memes worked towards his own detriment. I can't remember the name of the story, but I'm sure you know it.

>>78278253
nah you're alright you loser mongoloid. enjoy your nose falling off

>>78278262
Did you watch West Ham on Monday?

I honestly don't understand how anyone can watch their local League One/Two teams or even lower. If you're not watching the very highest level of any sport, then what's even the point.

>>78278277
>that hairstyle on blonde girls
hnnnggg

>>78278215
It's because lower teams now spend every game against the Top 6 defending with 10 men, never trying to attack, and getting away with a cheeky point.

Can't just turn that coward mentality on and off like a switch.

Mourinho was right. Again.

>>78278288
>enjoy your nose falling off
it's cocaine, not repeated plastic surgery. more likely to get an aneurysm tbdesu la

>>78278286
Now THIS is cognitive dissonance kids

not healthy, and not a surprise this window licker is a persistent drug taker

>_____ _____'S BARMY ARMY

which other chants indicate a tinpot club?

>>78278301
agreed, that's why I only watch la liga

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>not healthy, and not a surprise this window licker is a persistent drug taker

>Memes vs Gays
Is this the worst PL fixture of all time?

>>78278301
CHARLTON ATHLETIC LA

>elements of this game just feel like a championship game in premier league clothing

>>78278291
Oh, forgot about those bastards.

In my defense, I stopped considering them a Prem club after Payet fucked off back to France.

Dildo Brothers FC, lol

>>78278286
I like that at least I'm learning something while watching this shit match. I mean, I'll prob never do hard drugs anyway but it's good knowledge to have.

Are birds very important?

This is Bournemouth's 3rd season in the top flight and I still don't have a fucking clue who most of their players are

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>watched football on Saturday
>watched football on Sunday
>watched football on Monday
>watched football on Tuesday
>watched football on Wednesday
>watched football on Thursday
>watching football on Friday
>more football coming this weekend
>mfw

truly there has never been a better time in civilisation to be NEET

they just threw the cubs battery out of the cubs/cardinals game and i unironically took my headphones off to watch that instead of this match

>>78278288
im more worried about my bank balance in all honesty i've snorted at least 4 grams every weekend since last christmas spent at least £8000 on the shite in 9 months

>>78278367
So far they have scored 1 (ONE) goal and it was a total fluke

I think you'd have to pay me to attend a match like this.

>>78278370
>truly there has never been a better time in civilisation to be NEET
this is actually quite true

Why is such a stadium even allowed in the PL?

>>78278385
premier league is only worth watching when the top5/6 play, otherwise it's a boring shitshow

This is the thinking mans game, plebs

>>78278286
Well done. I was going to write a post like this but I stopped because I'm lazy, and figured anyone who wants to take opiates will do their own research anyway. But yeah, you're right.

>>78278301
Because lower league teams aren't doping or match-fixing.

Apart from referee fuckups, it's as legit football as it gets, played by people who really want to play it and not just to cash the wages in.

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So this is the power of the Premier League?

>>78278375
dont know what this means

>>78278370
same here

>>78278370
Pretty much. Summers are boring if there's no major tournament though. This year I ended up watching all kinds of U19, U20 and U21 tourneys out of boredom.

>>78278425
Based Austrian Lana poster

im only watching for potential memes

>>78278429
the pitcher and catcher of a baseball team i don't care about were thrown out of the game by an umpire and i stopped to watch it because it was more interesting
(i have a little tv on my desk ;3)

>>78278444
im watching hannover - hsv but enjoying this thread

HALF TIME SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS

bournemouth's problem is that their players are just not very good

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Some exciting tactical displays here. Might actually get another shot on target next half

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9EjE4qm7b8

thread theme

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>>78278443

>>78278307
Especially against United. I'm not even a United supporter and every team that plays them seems to have every outfield player lined up in two rows of 5 in front of their own box.

It's not even like United's attack is unstoppable. City and maybe Liverpool are both more dynamic.

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Can't believe I've been watching this shit.

if anything bournemouth keep the ball too well

Bournemouth are fucking awful can't see them staying up this season

>>78278470
heems you

Back after popular demand. How are you all doing lads?

>terror threat gone from severe to critical

Ahahaha, jokes on you terrorists, I never leave the house

>>78278479
i've heard about you

>>78278286
>"opiates don't have negative long term consequences!!"
>retard can't even remember The Boy Who Cried Wolf

oh look

>There was no difference in performance between current and former drug users. Neither years of drug abuse nor years of drug abstinence were associated with performance. Chronic drug users display pronounced neuropsychological impairment in the domains of executive and memory function. Impairment persists after several years of drug abstinence and may reflect neuropathology in frontal and temporal cortices.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1867318/

absolute KEK @ your life you faggot

>>78278500
i can never be happy until england is white again

>>78278479
why didn't he get a season 3 cameo? disappointing desu!

>>78278502
Because of that shitty bucket in the morning? God this is embarrassing.

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>>78278475

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I hope brighton get relegated

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>all you can eat wings plus $10 gaming card at dave and busters

i don't know what dave and busters is but i wanna go there. also, so many american ads have british voiceovers lol why the fuck is this. not this ad specifically but others

Mou is right to be pissed off with defending or the changing attitudes to defending. When he sets up defensively it's boring. When some Italian cunt does it, it's art.

>>78278532
mozza would definitely shitpost on pol and fa if he was in his 20s now

>>78278500
Literally who

I'll post the slags then, shall I?

https://twitter.com/kmatilde3

>>78278543
you know how movie theatres have arcade games and air hockey tables and shit? imagine a restaurant with one instead and thats what dave and busters is

The premier league world feed is so comfy

>no adverts
>no mongy pundits
>just highlights of previous games and 2009 era youtube music

>>78278530
The guy is still out there. The police are obviously expecting a bloody confrontation with him over the weekend so they've upped the threat level.

>>78278367
Begovic - Stoke goalie who once scored by kicking it all across the pitch
Adam Smith - famous 18th century economist, plays right-back in his free time
Ake - Renato Sanches wannabe, brought straight from Chelsea bench
Francis - that one-club man who has like 7000 apps for them
Daniels - tinpot Roberto Carlos
Fraser - JUST
Gosling - Oscar-winning actor
Arter - budget, less-injured Jack Wilshere
Pugh - played for Hereford United, cannot be bad
King - FPL-babby last season, used to sit in the stands at Man Utd
Defoe - The Godfather of all Prem strikers

Eddie Howe - PE teacher, once or twice linked with Arsenal

>>78278561
girls are gross

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nvm i spoke too soon

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>>78278523
Actor been dead for quite some time.

>>78278504
Warm milk!

>>78278516
opiates aren't anything to fuck with.

I was on prestigious scholarships at a top five uni, with internships, a grad scheme lined up, was a golden boy, great extra curriculars life was going swell.

Used to smoke weed once a week, did coke about 5x, psychedelics about 5x (across 3 years). I got sectioned after a manic psychosis that was triggered by drugs. I've lost it all and I'm NEET now.

Never touched anything that hard, opiates or crack would've destroyed me.

>>78278564
>tfw I'd happily pay a monthly fee for this

Fuck the 3pm ban

>>78278564
>caring about how the pundits look

Anon...

>/our girl/ Kelly now does MNF
Came a long way to being Wrighty's fluffer on 606

>>78278574
There's a 100 cameras in every fucking station and they still haven't got him. It really is fucking embarrassing.

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>>78278613
they got a close up picture

happy with the point la

Haha we're actually all going to watch this second half. On a Friday night haha.

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what is it like to watch sports with a gf

>>78278630
>implying a german would build something so terrible

>>78278663
No one here watches sports

>>78278662
yeh but its ironic tbf

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Look at this fat cunt

>>78278688
kill the twat

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>>78278609

Kelly's coat is massive. She looks like a piece from a board game.

>>78278663
you get to fuck her brains out at half time

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I just realised I really really like Cher lads.

>>78278662
its only noon, but it wont get any better than this

>>78278516
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1867318
A debunked study that literally put people taking pharmaceutical opiates in the same study group as those taking exclusively street heroin - while 4 of them admitted to being on benzos, and another 8 were found to have had benzos in their system, which would account for the results by itself.

Funny, that's actually a paper we discussed last year while talking about the safety - and recreational 'misuse' - of opiates. Prof still cites it as one of the worst studies out to paper. Amphetamine group is even worse btw. One of the participants admitted to using fake piss because he wanted to score free drugs, yet his results were still included.

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>>78278687
truth

>>78278712
>in 15 minutes

Spotted the virgin

>>78278676
they have left plenty of unexploded bombs over london pal

>>78278712
wat does sex feel like

>>78278663
2 types. The 1st type watches because she's lonely, clingy and wants to be with you at all times. She watches sports with you in the expectation that it'll be reciprocated by you watching 90210 in bed with her after sucky fucky time.

The second type takes a genuine interest in your life and your interests, and begins to take a genuine interest in the sport. She's got other stuff she could do, but she develops an interest in the sport. This type of girl is rare but god tier.

>>78278687
I suck dicks ironically so it's okay to kiss my daughter on the lips when I get home

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>>78278739

>>78278739
Bags of salty milk

>>78278705
>killing spiders

what are you a girl? just leave them be

>>78278732
you don't need more than 14 minutes if you're both into it m8

>>78278605
Much rather be an opiate addict than a coke addict. I'd rather be neither but you get my point. At least when/if I jibbed it, I'd be relatively normal. Coke fiends have a world of problems waiting for them down the line.

Do like a bit of coke though desu. Never really had access to opiates other than weak stuff from the chemist.

>>78278732
>sex
>longer than 15 minutes

t. Kieran Lee

>>78278739
pussy is like what it feels like when you put your finge ron the inside of your cheekk but tighter. it has a funny musky smell but you'll grow to love it. the first time i got laid was one of the most humilitating experiences of my life though since i couldnt get hard for about half an hour