/NRL/ FINALS FOOTBALL

Literally voted NO today lads

walkie, bud, you here bud?

Just remembered the NRL is a betting scam and NOT a sport ladies

No swooping magpies today lads

ITT we predict tonight's narrative
>panthers lead most of game with broncos comeback in last 10 minutes to win

dying sport lads

Got a call from GOATcastle to check if I'm renewing my membership for next year today lads

First time in about 7 years anyone outside my family phoned me

Just created a company that people can bet on with a second company and the first company gets a percentage of the bets placed on the events held by the first company.

Why doesn't the NRL just cut out the middle man and become a betting agency? They're just giving up valuable money to the betting companies.

Got 77% in a 35% assignment today lads. I emailed the professor because I think he made an error and I should get 80-83% depending on whether he wants to agree or be difficult.

LAWGOD OUT.

>>78270052
Hope your score goes down mate

>>78270058
It can't mate. I'm flying high.

Feel like disgusting kfc bloat tonight for the footy

>>78270235
You do that every night every week anyway

>>78270258
I don't that's literally libel and I urge you to issue a retractment for three days to clear up any misapprehension you may have shared regarding my character in this widely read public forum.

>>78270290
Based Rebel Wilson

Backpacker here, who should I support? I'm around Dalby

I'm a round Dalby a pom once said
I said you certainly are round but you're no Dalby I tell you that much

Do Broncos even have any players from out west anymore?

>tfw no 1.5m gf

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*chucks a sook*

>>78270419
How would you feel if a gaygai rubbed his junk in your face?

>>78270468
I'm a pooitohs fan so I'd feel honoured tbqhwyf

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most intimidating looking bloke. fkn heads like a brick

WalkGOD City BroncGODS

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>>78270934
Not even the most intimidating looking man on the broncos tbqhwy la'

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>>78270951

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>bis bigger than shoulders

how

>>78270934
He's not so intimidating when he's doing radio ads.

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>>78270974

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>>78270983

>>78270992
wtf would he have broncos

who is he targetting

Can Zuckerburg stop posting here

My employer hasn't paid me for my hours from last Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Should I call Fair Work Australia?

>>78271057
No you ask them why

>>78271057
Absolutely. Report them. They can't just pick and choose to pay you whenever they feel like it. Whatever day of the week is your pay day, your pay must be in your bank account on that day every week. No exceptions.

>>78271109
What if they just made a mistake? FWA will say step 1 >>78271090

>>78268876
I'm Twenty Poo years old and have never been swooped by a magpie

In fact there's this friendly magpie that hangs out on my porch that waits for me to give it bread

No room for payroll mistakes in a professional organisation.

>>78271142
>paranoid neet legal advice pty ltd

>>78271142
A public park toilet guarded by magpies that you give blowies at is not a professional organisation mate.

>>78271153
>guarded by magpies

have you seen the amount of wooden spoons they won? Pretty shit security tbqhwyl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yh4noLlV7c

soft as babyshit

r u ok lads?

>>78271260
No. NRL fans are NOT okay. They are fucking idiots

>>78271260
People keep telling me to kms all the time. I had a whinge on the radio and people called me brave so I feel a bit better now. Thanks for asking.

wtf i get paid a huge salary to sit around in my pj's talking shit that noone likes and the money comes from the taxes people pay and then people feel theyre entitled to not be supportive of me wtf?

like dont they know you have to like what im doing because someone else hired me? youve gotta #supportrichardkinsmell hes #abovecriticism

Just cringed at that losers embarrassing post lads

Personally I enjoyed it but each to their own

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>no female touchies in these finals games

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Based Rudd lads

>>78268058
I post maybe once a month or less. I'm here for the finals.

based fake walkie lads.

no its not you, sean

>>78271466
Frankly it's disgusting and just goes to show how behind the times the NRL is.

I would get behind BFT if you know what i mean lads

http://www.amartsports.com.au/Product/Speedo-Men-s-Logo-Aqua-Shorts/51844401?menuFrom=31106

http://www.amartsports.com.au/Product/Speedo-Futura-Classic-Senior-Swim-Goggles/53523401?menuFrom=3110201

>>78271200
Wow, what a gay

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make sure you vote right guys

>>78271512
>using paint instead of inspect source

hello facebook

voted NO today lads

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>>78271845
>inspect source
Imagine being such a NERDDDD

Vonny looks decent at least

>>78271886
too bad shes an abo

I didn't know poogan was going to the sharts next year

Smart money is on the broncos lads

>>78271029
DELETE THIS

>ch9 use boyd in promo for the game
>not even playing

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>>78271866
cheers cunt

>>78269716
Elite truthbomb right here

Based Linkin Park being played on channel 9

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Hi guys remember me? I was really popular on NRL footy shows for a while there but now not so much.

Did I get worse at surfing or did a crybaby cry?

>>78272064
> he watches fta

kek

>t. rupert murdoch

Have the broncos ever won a game with blair as captain

>>78272073
PLEASE remember me AND vote YES

lads whats the best stream?

does livestream even work anymore?

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where can i find good stream?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=buA3tsGnp2s

Reminder that nearly 80% of the money is on the Brisbane Broncos.

>>78272176
foxtel is fine

>>78271820
Look like that guy did.

>>78272177
in a country that respects human beings like the NRL does also foxtel.com.au

>can't fill a stadium up in Brisbane
>uses smoke skill to try hide that fact
What has happened lads

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LGTSS

>manlel

>>78272210
t.poother fan

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>>78272210
forgot pic

>>78272210
The same people who comment on NRL on reddit are the same kind of people who run the NRL

They feel entitled to your money and dont think they need to change themselves if you dont buy their product

>>78272216
Seriously dude stop posting this. How are you so proud of this its fucking disgraceful

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Reminder that this year's narrative is the Panthers.

>trent merrin
>big game player

kek @ commentary

>>78272246
>(Big)
>(Game Player)

They were calling him fat m8

*farts in your thread*

GOATS

>>78272284
Get out nigger

>>78272284
Please watch out sport exploding subway-san

>>78272284
Asalamalkem, please watch our sport
OATS OATS OATS OATS

BRONCGODSBRONCGODSBRONCGODSBRONCGODSBRONCGODSBRONCGODSBRONCGODSBRONCGODS

NRL on cows/broncs GF lads

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Thread just started smelling like semen lads

sorry ausfailians too busy engrossing myself in the muscular Superior League
>>78272297
i'm northern

>>78272314
Do grub teams get their faces stomped on in Super League like they go in based Australia?

dunno mate i've seen a punchup tho

Say the line ref

never seen an ethnic in superior league btw

inb4 complaining about broncgods penalties

>taking the poo

>>78272350
proxy off /pol/ fag
I liked you more when you were spouting about da joos

>taking the poo
FUCK WE'VE LOST

>black guy has sticky hands
A bit racist there joey

>>78272361

t. abo

your assumptions are incorrect

>not (you)ing people
>something /nrl/ literally invented

Yeah nah cunt

nah mate i'm a refugee from /cric/, i'm also the "Wigan." poster from a few months ago

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>poothers think broncGODS need refball to win

No concussion test for Wallace?

>charging the kicker
>not played at

>those stats
>only up by 6

poothers are going to win by 500 m8

>>78272400
last week charging down meant played at
these fucking refs lads

>sausage skin

Falcon is always called not played at

Gonna teach my pooyers to charge down the ball with their heads lads

BENJI WITH THE INTERCEPT

Panthers garsed

PENALTY BRONCOS

HOLY SHIT

Poothers

fug

god I hate blocka the cunt

SHADOW REALMED

Oates took out memeford in Origin as well.

HOLY FUCK SOMEONE IS DED

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f

>>78272431
AMEN

Going to bed lads season is over i guess

Why the fuck wasn't the Penrith darkie allowed to run the length and score then? Not his fault Milford is a fat cunt with his own gravitational pull that killed Oates.

so this is the strength and power of the nrl...

>no thumbs up
that's it i guess

Freddy dropping ANOTHER truthie

HIT OF THE YEAR

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"nathan cleary so smart he forced the Collison"

t. Gus

do you not have live text commentary in ausfailure lads

>>78272461
Freddie is based as fuck. A little surprised by Joey's moralfaggotry though.

Commentary team just got the message to support the ref's decision lads.

>>78272463
F

#penaltypanthers

Taking the poo when behind is an elite strategy lads. Pity small minded players/coaches can't see this

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is he alright?

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>>78272499

>Oates

More like porridge, amirite?

>>78272499
No breaks or fractures, just a big old knock to the noggin

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>>78272511
Post of the night

samefag of the night 2bh

>you can't use someones face to help you up
Not sure this semen slurping poort is for me lads

>mansour not square twice in a row
>no penalty broncos

what

got a verrit code for that claim?

>>78272542
NARRATIVE STATUS:

[X] engaged
[ ] not engaged

So why wasn't it play on for the Panthers when Oates killed Milf?

It was play on when Mead broke Trbojevic's leg against Broncos.

kek. based fatty

>>78272562
muh spirit of the game

marshall is such a useless faggot. why is he here
t. tigers fan

GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT

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>>78272522
>>78272511
>>78272499
>>78272477
>>78272455
>>78272400
>>78272311
>>78272177
>>78271866
>>78271466
>>78271200
>>78270066
>>78270044

Will benji save the tigers ladies?

Just got 12 (you)s lads

just got erect lads

My little faggot brother just moved a pillow to his lap when he saw mansours arse lads

>>78272568

Should've brought up that time Hodges dropped the shoulder on Brett Morris when he was on the ground after tearing his knee.

Moga is the epitome of what you guys call a coconut player.

why is/nrl/ so slow these days. are you all on leddit or watching gayfl?

im at the game m8

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>>78272616
He's GOATcastle's problem now

>>78272611

u some kind of soft cunt m8

Based supreme sportsman alfie

shit tyrone

Freddie mercury coming on lads

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>It's a knee injury episode

BOOOOOOOOOOO

take the poo boys

>>78272637

More annoyed people piss and moan about Kenny Edwards dropping the shoulder onto a guy on the ground but no one said anything when Hodges did it to a guy who was clearly injured.

t. mrs morris

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>not taking the poo
kek

KEG

K E M

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>>78272657

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friendly reminder

would smash the 3rd lady in the anti same-sex marriage ads lads

>>78272575
Does anyone else think that Doubles Guy looks a bit like Batman?

>>78272706
yeah but if you tackle someone across the chest over there it is a penalty for high tackle. It is a joke over there

>>78272722
>tfw not homophobic and not voting

National poogby peague peestroyed and poormanently poomolished lads

>>78272703
saved

>>78272722

Australia says NO to violence against women.

Just got incredibly aroused by that lesbian broncos cheerleader ladies

Kilmer is my batman m8

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>imagine needing and desperately trying to get this much attention

Why can't oates come back on? did anyone actually do the concussion test on him?

seething ausfailian detected

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Virgin here lads, what does this room smell like?

How was your halftime wank lads?

had a pregame wank instead

saving up for when cowcripples win lads

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>>78272788
A mix between Lupe and Abella Anderson

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Just fapped to some BLACKED lads

>finals footy crowd

PENALTY BRONCOS

Send him to the bin you fucking pussy refs

>taking the poo when you kicker is poohu

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>>78272884
Oh god now I'm scared

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>>78272803
>tfw no SC trophies but capped into a meme post

I'm not sure about this feel lads

Fucking hell, missing a fucking penalty goal. KYS

>>78272821
SHITTED

>>78272884
based bennett being 2 steps ahead

BRONCGODSSSSSSS

Does anyone else think Joey's voice has changed this year?

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>this panthers collapse

>10-0 after poortyshit minutes
boring

>dead on the full
Panthers RATTLED

18-0 m8
>being 4 minutes behind

Pooford

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>right before kickoff sportsbet specifically advertises betting on 40+ points scored
>it's actually a low scoring game
Hmmm.

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>it's a 'the good guys lose' episode

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>>78272894

fartshite is fucking shit m8s

Just spazzed out on the field lads

KEK @ this set

>>78272006

>5th one the 1m

Just pretended to be injured to slow down the play the ball lads

Penrith narrative ACTIVATED

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Fuck off refs

>that last 3 penalties

should have been another penalty and a sin bin in there lads

BroncGODS can't even get refballed
BASED

kek. ANOTHER time a broncucks player should have been binned and nothing

BIFF BIFF BIFF

>>78272987
I'm impressed, Anon. But you'll have to update it next year after I win SC.

based fucking N lads

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Kek we'll see

just got erect AGAIN lads

Based stache power

I will NOT have 'lel no hips' become a meme at my expense. Even the Sharks got there eventually and so will I.

>Broncgods letting penrith score to make the game more exciting for the home crowd

>b-but muh /afl/ tipping crown

kek m8, just give up

>>78273106
It's okay to not achieve some things in life. Take it from, the 28 year old virgin Broncos supporter.

loving this carnage lads

manlets on GOAT watch

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Post >yfw the narrative is back ON

Just killed my entire team lads

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>tfw 6 points away from winning the SC hip this year

>nrl scripted a panthers eels gf

kek

KEK

>fartshite

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I'm scared lads

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>tfw bombed out in week fucking one

>gas in the tank

panthers ungassed lads

Broncos running on elgas lads

putting 10k on the storm right now lads

>taking the one

NARRATIVE STATUS

[ ] NOT CANCELLED
[X] CANCELLED

>taking it up the bum

>>78273187
Me bottom row, second from right

inb4 last minute roberts try

That was a clusterfuck

still is m8

>>78273179
This year has nothing to do with next m8, since I already know I'm going to win.

Wew lads

Why try for a short drop out. WHY

Welp. The only likeable team left now is the Eels.

>not the cowcucks now the rapist is out

>eels
>likeable

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F key is getting broken lads XD

Edwards aside of course

>>78273257
based corey oates

Still on cows broncs gf watch lads

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What a COINCIDENCE that despite the massive difference in regular season performance that all the finals games come down to small, tight games.

based premiership favorites penrith

I love when the losing peem all get crying on the field.
H I L A R I O U S
>men

JT got robbed tonight

the boys lads

PENRITH
PREMIERSHIP
C O N T E N D E R S

Between his chin and his forehead, clearly literally has a moonman face

broncGODS

Honestly lads
1. Cronk
2. DCE
3. Cleary

What do you reckon Kodi would look like in a dress lads?

Beyond Blue 1800 737 732

For our poothers customers feeling a bit dare I say... blue XD

>>78273342

Reminder Cleary was literally rated the #50 best player in the league by NRL.com and Inglis actually managed to move up two spots from last years list despite playing one game all year.

ctfu this sport gay af

>>78273389
please watch our sport

>kahu
>daughter is white

>Merrin and Tamou are both on 750k a year and signed to 2020

kek

KEK

>implying poocos will beat melbin next week

>>78273491
Perhaps you'd like to make a bet with the National Rugby League's Official Betting Partner?

>broncos defence was good tonight

Why are the commentators trying to force this meme? Inconsistent refereeing and poothers spaghetti was to blame, not the broncucks defence

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Gonna smash the fuck outta some kfc tomorrow lads

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>>78273499
>remembers poothers getting held in their 10 and the 5th tackle on their 1m

>>78273504
>supporting the bunker by buying kfc
Almost as bad as not supporting female touchies

Sean, bud....

there is a top qt on abc2 right now lads

Been fanging for some truffle mayo & parmesan loaded fries from maccas lads

>>78273544
fresh cunt detected
KFC is the food of choice by all /nrl/

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>what do you mean no penalty, play the ball

You here 28 yr old broncGOD virgin?

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tomorrow

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tseKDxH75W8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R-o19es1_4

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>mfw the cowcucks lose tomorrow
>and lose badly
>to the peel
BAHAHHAHAHAHAH

:)

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Nice try cowcucks, maybe 2018 will be >your year

>>78273342
Post full list

man, i just tried swimming 100m freestyle non stop and got absolutely rooted by 60m mark.

>>78282629
Congratulations on being fat and useless, you'll fit right in here.

>>78282772
I thought most of /nrl/ were handsome and muscular?

>>78282779
Only elite and muscular Walkgod

>>78282612
1.Cronk
2. DCELITE
3. Cleary
4. SJ
5. dr petroleum
6. Piss
7. Taylor
8. Sezer
9. Hunt
10. The Chad
11. Reynolds
12. M'bye
13. Hodgkinson
14. Puke sooks
15. Bitchell pooses
16. McCrone

>>78283066
>M'bye anywhere but last

I can do 100m freestyle in less than 60 seconds.

I can do your mum in less than 30 seconds

No, it's really me, James Tamou.

>>78284326