Heem

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Good thread

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MMA NEWS

https://pastebin.com/fBtquFgw

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>>78262214
Thanks bro, Schaub bless

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>>78262223

>>78262181
>>78262214
spammer, please end your pathetic life

>>78262259
Woah man that's rude

>>78262222
If Conor's cut is normal for FW, why is he considered big for the division? Wouldn't a lot of fighters just go down a bit more to get to FW? Serious question

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>>78262259
>spammer
>haven't spammed anything

Clearly there is more than just racism in the MMA community.

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>Tyron could be ME'ing MSG had he been more entertaining against a predictable old man

LMAO

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Great thread my guy

Why does the Welterweight division exist? Why don't they just merge WW and MW? It's only 15 lbs.

>>78262259
>Anyone that happens to like Michael Bisping or Brendan Schaub is automatically a spammer
Wow. Literally mental gymnastics.

>>78262350
Why does featherweight exist? There are virtually no natural featherweights, it's all bloated old ass bantamweights and cutbabbies who are too scared to fight at lightweight.

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*revs up sperg*

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Are arm drags good in MMA?

Why does thread wars always have to happen? Nobody fucking cares about what's in the OP except about 3 spergs who make the threads

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>>78262537
To prove a point

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DC is the Champ

>>78262569
I think it's time to grow up

Whoops, looks like you guys are posting in the wrong thread.
>>78262209
>>78262209
>>78262209
Here's the non-spammer thread.

>>78262579
DC is so hench in this

>>78262637
I think its time you realize who the true spergs are my man

See >>78262643

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Let's play detective on this Cambodia cheese making network.

I suspect that are at least 5 people possibly playing multiple personalities.

1. The Bisping spammer - child creates the Natty GOAT threads, constantly shitting on "Puke Cuckhold" and "Poomero"
2. The WMMA enthusiast - "who is your favorite female fighter?", Aspen Ladd spam, Mackenzie Dern fanboy
3. The guy that labels everyone as "the spammer", "coral springs" or any of the other /heem/ posters long gone
4. Conor hater who STILL posts webms from the first Nate Diaz fight and now the Mayweather match
5. The Schaub poster who has a weird vicarious fetish for his wife being cucked by the tattoo artist, and an even weirder obsession with their son Tiger

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The champ is here.

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>>78262718
I actually like Conor. I don't really insult Luke by calling him Puke Cuckhold, I just post 199 pics.

Better leave the detective work to Archive Detective

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What will his legacy be like?

Who you boys got in lombard vs smith?

>>78262718
And you, the friend simulator

>>78262718
1 and 3 are the same.

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>>78262718

Excellent analysis, Nigel. Time well spent.

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Will Dana make sure Jones gets the minimum ban possible in order to save the UFC?

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>>78262718
>Conor hater who STILL posts webms from the first Nate Diaz fight and now the Mayweather match

>>78262849
Loudmouth who made some fast bucks. Honestly don't think he will be remembered for too long after retirement. Too much of an generic american showman, and he doesn't have the sports performance to be remembered as one of the really great ones.

>>78262917
The minimum ban possible is 4 years. Doesn't matter anyway. UFC is trash, RIZIN is the future.

Jon will fight in RIZIN and bring it to the mainstream English speaking people believe you me

>implying DC isn't one of the best fighters of all time

>>78262958
>implying the UFC will let Jones move to another organisation and not make him uphold his contract

I somewhat agree that UFC is trash though, USADA is killing it

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>>78262718
I should add these are all Americans.

There's obviously the leaf, the Polish JJ fan, and the bong who's life mission it is to inhale Meesher Tate's crotch fumes.

>>78262958
Rizin is literal shit

Fixed fights, meme 'freakshows', extreme can crushing, no good prospects

In terms of actual quality it's worse than fucking cage warriors but you like it because it reminds you more of mandrama than bellator does

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>>78262718
>>78263027

>>78263043
No I like it because it reminds me of Pride you cocksucking queer

>>78263059
You're actually right. Autistic people like to wear their diseases like a badge of honour, calling everyone else "neurotypicals". That's actually just a coping mechanism, autism makes life painful. Which is why I'm here.

>>78262849
Mercenary who never defended a single belt

>>78263027
how could you forget spainsperg?

>>78263096
I can absolutely 100% guarantee for a complete fact that you never watched one single live pride event

>>78263103
Are you here to discuss MMA or do detective work on the friend simulator?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQn2fSC2YB8

>>78263123
I'm 32, I used to watch that shit in high school at my friends house who had free ppv.

>>78263096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hAkc4Zrsug

do you enjoy seeing people get soccer kicked ot the back of the head?

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*record scratch, freeze frame*
Heh, guess you wanna know how I got my LHW belt back huh? Well it all started when I got kicked in the head

>>78263158
Absolutely.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAGAVA

>>78263141
>Rockhold trying to fight Werdum

LMAO

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>>78263181
Rockhold's a fucking samurai

>>78263158
Fuck yea I wish knees and kicks to the head of a downed opponent were legal it would eliminate a lot of stalling.

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>>78263178
>bringing his children into this when literally no one mentioned them
>he's lying anyway
Wew

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>>78263198
GADOOSH

I bet Luke wouldn't be so salty if he were offered the GSP fight

>>78263159
NOW LISTEN UP HERE'S A STORY

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Luke will win Saturday and get that strap back.

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<--- MW GOAT

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>>78263222
Luke doesn't actively look for easy fights.
If anything, he challenged the best of the best.
He's a real warrior.

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>>78263178
On all of them including the illegitimate one or just the ones with his fiancee?

Waley wakey Luke

>>78263141
>Hey I love you Luke
What did Daniel mean by this?

>>78263278
>avoided Jack-a-roid for Bisping

For sure

>>78263313
Jacare is a better fighter than Bisroid

>>78263322
If that were true, you're admitting Luke ducked him, correct?

>>78263313
There's absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to beat the shit out of another fighter that you personally dislike in that case.

>>78263332
Yes cause he's a tougher opponent.

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>Be Michael Bisping
>fight on the biggest PPV card of the year

>Be Luke Rockhold
>compete with Canelo vs GGG on a free TV event

The victories keep coming

>>78263362
Timeline on when you'll stop larping as another man?

>>78263178
Call me crazy but I beleive he didnt take that specific type of steroid but he took some other shit (most likely some undetectable designer drug) that was tainted with the steriod. Either way he is a cheater though...

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>>78263362
"You better make Christmas cards, Michael, because the belt's gonna be gone soon. It's gonna be gone, Michael."

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>>78263362
>Be Michael Bisping
>tap out to one handed guillotine

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>>78263377
Definitely cut down on it after 217. Maybe before then, we'll see.

>>78263399
Keep posting. Nothing new to me lmao

>>78263399
In a one arm guillotine would Luke be holding his own trunks so his arm doesn't slip out? Asking for a friend.

Y'all wanna do picks? I was gonna watch GGG Canelo instead

Post objective facts that trigger people on heem. I'll start.

Brendan Schaub was a pro athlete in two sports.

hahahahaha the loser is riled up!

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>>78263452

>>78263448
>revv'd up so bad you need to spam scat

>Nick Newell, who gained a good deal of fame years ago because he was a pro MMA fighter with the WSOF, even though born with a congenital amputation just below the elbow of his left arm. Even with the defect, he was a successful high school and college wrestler and went 13-1 as a fighter. His only loss was a one-sided event on NBC against Justin Gaethje, a current UFC star and one of the best lightweights in the world, where it looked terrible to the viewing audience seeing a top fighter destroy a guy with one-arm. He retired due to injuries in 2015, but is coming back after signing a multi-fight deal with the Legacy Fighting Alliance, which runs Friday nights on AXS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aeNXoCJLE

>>78263442
Might as well, can always goof them later. This is an MMA general after all

>Tfw my super low-key boy "Cool Hand" Luke Sanders is fighting this Saturday

>>78263465
i literally tried to post this exact same post, wow

Guess mommy isn't home to supervise his homework today

Do other generals get spammed like this or is it only heem?

>>78263500
Only /heem/ from the looks of it

>>78263500
The other day I saw someone spamming the /sp/ catalog with blacked porn, idk if it's the same mental deject or not.

>>78263523
Thats nothing new on 4chan as a whole. That shit happens on /pol/, /fit/, and /tv/ all the time

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Body weight in men may increase by 2–5 kg as a result of short-term (<10 weeks) AAS use, which may be attributed mainly to an increase of lean mass. Animal studies also found that fat mass was reduced, but most studies in humans failed to elucidate significant fat mass decrements. The effects on lean body mass have been shown to be dose-dependent. Both muscle hypertrophy and the formation of new muscle fibers have been observed. The hydration of lean mass remains unaffected by AAS use, although small increments of blood volume cannot be ruled out.[6]

The upper region of the body (thorax, neck, shoulders, and upper arm) seems to be more susceptible for AAS than other body regions because of predominance of ARs in the upper body.[citation needed] The largest difference in muscle fiber size between AAS users and non-users was observed in type I muscle fibers of the vastus lateralis and the trapezius muscle as a result of long-term AAS self-administration. After drug withdrawal, the effects fade away slowly, but may persist for more than 6–12 weeks after cessation of AAS use.[6]

>>78263539
Yeah I see it too on the rare times I go on /tv/ too but I wonder if it's just a network of mentally ill "people" doing it, but it's definitely not just unique to here, we already know this loser posts on /b/

>>78262419
>>78262311
>being this stupid and new

>>78263541
>>78263558
pathetic

>>78263557
(You) Addiction is a real thing I guess.

angry spammer lol

>>78262419
>Obsessing about the same two fighters (one of whom hasn't fought for 3 years and is retired) for 500 posts isn't spamming

>>78263628
>implying it isn't done on purpose to get a reaction from people like you

>>78263628
>arguing like a woman and over exaggerating your points

Wew!

>charles oliveira is good

imagine you're jon jones right before 214. do you either:
>allow yourself to be embarrassed by a 40 year old man that's smaller than you but still get props for being natty
or
>hop on juice to ensure that you win the fight, but tarnish your legacy in the process
?

>>78263178
lmao hes going full dindu

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>>78263688
>fight him natty and get framed for a crime you didn't commit

>>78263641
>le get a reaction
For sure as if my not giving it a reaction would actually make the mentally ill losers from doing it everyday

>>78263698
They do it because there's always a potential for a response. I'm saying that the possibility is there because people, such as (You)rself, are always getting annoyed by such petty things.

>>78263381
you're not crazy

[spoiler]you're an idiot[/spoiler]

>>78263714
Lol ur a gay

>>78263695
tinfoil nonsense
>>78263714
this isn't one of the nerd boards, fool

>>78263714
and so am i apparently

>>78263713
Just like ignoring the spammer will make him go away for sure.

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question for you that have been here a while. Is spain the one that spams? he seems to come in here talk a bunch of shit like he watches too much wrestling, leave, and then spamming starts.

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>>78263724
>>78263734
plz no bully

>>78263739
Kevin Lee is a faggot

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Reem bless lads

>>78263738
Yeah, it does. This thread is proof.
Stop proving me right.

>>78263739
99% of his regular posts might as well be scat-spam.

>>78263738
He stopped spamming porn after 2 posts

>>78263739
Spain doesn't spam. He is a sperg who loves attention but spamming doesn't seem like him thing.

>>78263751
If you say so Maymac'er

>>78263748
can confirm. source: he sucked my dick behind target a few years ago.

YO LUCAS MAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iZZPJe4vk4

I'm rewatching McGregor's press conferences for the 5th time.

>>78263775
BET THE FUCKING HOUSE ON BRANCH

>>78263775
Luke by submission is free money

>>78263756
well he does have his name as "I own heem". I was wondering if that was some subtle nod to his gay porn spamming

>>78263798
He has daddy issues or something is all I can say.

Where are the predictions for the fight card this weekend?

>>78263784
FOOK DA MAYWEDDAS

>>78263784
Is this a stage of grief?

>>78263815
you're about 24 hrs early m8

>>78263863
>not starting them at the beginning of the week
why can't you do anything well?

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>>78263891
>tfw global average

>>78263891
This is the spammer

>>78263889
Why don't you do them then?

What are your thoughts on UFC bantamweight champion Amanda "The Lioness" Nunes? Be honest.

>>78263957
An ugly geel fwom brazew

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>be a cheater
>pop numerous times for having a pharmacy in your veins
>pop for street drugs too
>lie numerous times throughout your career
>hit a pregnant lady's car and run from crime scene
>brother is NFL washout and druggie too
>cheats on his wife all the time (confirmed)
>hid underneath cage to hide from drug tester
>whenever he's getting BTFO he pokes eyes
>lied to his wife
>lied to his kids
>lied to his teammates
>lied to Dana and the UFC
>lied to the fans
>went on JRE and lied
>did Helwani interview full of lies
> Jon Bones JonesVerified account @JonnyBones 5h5 hours ago
>Dude the truth is I would never do steroids, I put that on my children and I put that on my Heavenly Father
>"my supplement company is the best, that's why they put 13 thousand dollar steroids into my supplements,my protein shakes are the best and they got that extra edge, gotta confuse the body right coach?
>people actually believe him again

>>78263957
She's going to keep her belt for a long time, especially with Valentina dropping down to 125

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>>78263957
Is there at least one picture on the internet of her where she looks somewhat attractive?

>>78263973
>Literally the greatest fighter alive

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>>78263973
There's a sucker born every second. I fail to understand how people have yet to catch on to Jones' sociopath tendencies.
A great example of this is when he got pulled over for speeding and yet claimed that he wasn't speeding despite there being direct proof.

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>>78263995
This one's alright but that's because it appeals to me. Otherwise no.

>>78263973
Probably everyone's favorite fighter deliberately broke the rules specifically when it comes to taking banned substances lol.

Think about how many fighters are living a lie right now they just haven't been caught it's hilarious to think about.

>>78264011
>A great example of this is when he got pulled over for speeding and yet claimed that he wasn't speeding despite there being direct proof.

i did this i'm not a "sociopath", i did it because admitting you did something wrong like speeding in traffic is fucking retarded. "sociopath" is such a buzz word.

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>>78264030

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>>78264030
mike is the last real nigga left

>>78264011
Jon
>DUI
>Cocaine high
>Underage thigh
>Poke em in the eye
>Hit-n-run by
>Make Dana White cry
>Holly Holm's big black guy
>Probably bi
>PED on the sly
>USDA don't lie
>Literally kill you guy
>DC screaming why
>Blow his second try
>Hit this and let's fly
>I secretly want to die
>The end is nigh
>Bones
Jones

>>78264055
GSP never seems angry though

JON JONES
>lying to get out of trouble
>fucking multiple women
>taking steroids because he's a pro fighter
>using cocaine and drinking

are guys on here unironically mad about these things?

>>78263973
he didn't cheat on his wife

Schaub is gay

>>78262276

He's big for the division in the sense that he's taller than average for the division, has a longer reach, etc. He has a big bone structure (relatively speaking). Other fighters like Mendes, Alvarez, Aldo have smaller frames but carry more muscle.

Also, some people handle big cuts better, and some people have more of an incentive to do it. Conor's style incorporates his reach advantage pretty heavily, so it makes sense for him to want to have the biggest reach advantage possible even if it means maybe being a bit worse in other ways on fight night due to dehydration. Meanwhile, a guy like Frankie Edgar has a style that doesn't really rely on having a long reach, so it doesn't make sense for him to cut a ton of weight and lose performance in other areas just so he can be the guy with the bigger frame.

>>78264105
funny, schaub was bigging him up for the same things before the fight

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>>78264078
excessive testosterone can exacerbate mental illness, however

https://youtu.be/KIZEaUP0vno

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>>78264046
https://youtu.be/7HrtXOM295M?t=27s
I, too, argue with people when I do something wrong.
You're a sociopath lol

>>78264121
Like aliens?

>>78264111
Yeah, because he's not married

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>>78264111
It's well known he's and Ronda were fucking.

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Could Jeff beat Jon off the juice?

>>78264141
>do you know why i pulled you over?
YES OFFICER! I WAS SPEEDING OH AND I HAVE WEED IN THE CAR
you're an idiot.

>>78264141
>admitting you were breaking a traffic law

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>>78264164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lXHjD-FCgg
Is there a bantamweight champ that jon hasn't boned?

>>78264141
Only an imbecile admits to committing a crime. Whether it's an illegal uturn or murder.

>>78264193
So angry over nothing, get over yourself. You're a bad person, be honest.

>>78264240
who is your favorite fighter?

>>78264281
Alistair Overeem

>/tv/>>87736543

>>78264141
Was that cop trying to get heemed by the GOAT?

For sure he tried his best,thank god Jon is a changed man now

>Phillipians 13:12

Fuck all cops,they're bastards

>>78264291
nice try moran

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>>78264281
Demolition Man

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>>78264281
The Reem

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Friggin DC man
https://streamable.com/vexhi

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>>78264281
Khalil

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>>78264432

Khalil with middle school wrestling knowledge would be unbeatable

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How would he have done in the UFC?

how would you feel if Jon Jones went to rizin

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>>78263854

Can't wait till Lombard blows his brains out due to CTE. Fuck that cheater

Everyone is on steroids, Jon is just so incompetent in everything outside the octagon that he got caught.

Popping for cocaine isn't something that should even happen. We know Conor does cocaine and he has never tested positive even once.

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>>78264540
Cocaine is technically a PED

>>78264432
he's a legit psychopath, him standing over Bear Jew waiting for him to gain consciousness just so the first person Bear Jew would see in Khail looking at him as to say I did this to you without actually saying it.

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>Grisham sucks so mu-

>>78263381
i think jon's designer steroids being tainted with cheap steroids is really the only explanation

>"people" who believe jon jones would cheat

>>78264466
I think he would get ko'd repeatedly, get CTE and die in his 50s, so in many ways he would've been better off in the UFC heavyweight division fighting for his life against murderers instead of what he actually did in his life

>My clits bigger
>no mine is

Wmma everyone

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*Ruins your sport*

>>78264668
my name jeff

hahahahahahah bants

>>78264668
this fags suit fits so terribly he looks like piccolo

>>78264552
Yeah and Conor uses it

one time my grandma caught me masturbating dead to rights and i adamantly denied it even though she saw everything. gimme a lhw belt

>>78264741
Did she at least help you finish?

Striking > Grappling

Name 1 successful fighter that didn't have a background in striking. I'll wait.

>>78264888
Most fighters are wrestlers

>>78264888
Brock Lesnar

>>78264741
did you heem her to death? if not, you're a fucking beta male.

>>78264668
why does he look like an ayy lmao

>>78264888
Did you watch The Ultimate Fighter last night sweetie? xx

>>78264910
>Only significant win was against another grappler (Frank Mir)
Lmao. Carwin doesn't count btw. He lost that fight.
>>78264902
>Most
Wgaf? All the GOAT were boxers/strikers
>GSP
>Fedor
>Silva
>Mcgregor
>etc.

>>78264888
Royce Gracie
Brock Laser
Dan Henderson
Randy Couture
Mark Coleman
Kevin Randelman
Mac Danzig
Jake Shields

>>78264959
>Did you watch WMMA?
Get the FUCK off of my /heem/

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>>78265006
Anyone that dislikes WMMA is a virgin who hates women because they won't sleep with him

why do people say Nate Diaz has a small frame and narrow shoulders?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5suWPn9Ni6w

He nearly the same frame as Michael, he's just skinny but I don't think his frame is small at all

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>>78264888
Jon Jones
Hogda Housey
Amanda Nunes
GSP
Werdum
Velasquez
Lesnar
Woodley
Weidman

>>78264983
Hendo and Couture are the only important names there. Couture did boxing in the Army and Hendo wasn't successful until he started incorporating striking into his fighting.

Also
>Royce Gracie
LMAO

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>>78264741
>tfw

>>78265081
>until he started incorporating striking into his fighting.
so if a wrestler throws a punch they now "have a background in striking". Everybody in the sport trains striking, you said a background in striking.

>>78265056
>Jon Jones
Roids
>Rousey
BTFO by a kickboxer
>Nunes
No real competition
>GSP
He started in karate at age 7

You get the point. Not going to go through the whole list because I have things to do.

>>78265147
He wasn't successful until he had a background in striking. I asked for successful fighters.

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>>78265029
Or they don't like low level mma anon.
But please keep defending those women on tuf, I'm sure they'll sleep with you eventually

Where is Calendarbro with the picks?

>>78265166
>>Nunes
>No real competition
the little dyke monkey lost to valentina

>>78263580
I have a serious (You) addiction

>>78265166
>I have things to do.
LEL

>>78265345
>little

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>>78265326
Luke Rockhold vs David Branch
Mike Perry vs Alex Reyes
Hector Lombard vs Anthony Smith
Gregor Gillespie vs Jason Gonzalez
Kamaru Usman vs Sergio Moraes
Justin Ledet vs Zu Anyanwu

>tfw chinlet but with very good recovery

>>78265188
He was though. Look at his record you casual.

He was called decision dan until he started being able to drop bombs.

You're wrong and retarded.

>>78263995
Why?
do you wanna feel attracted by her for some reason anon?

>>78265391
>decision dan

Stop making stuff up. You're looking more foolish than usual.

>>78265412
>Being this much of a casual.
>Literally doesn't know the history of the most storied fighters because he didn't watch those fights when they happened.
Embarrassing.

>>78265444
I think you'd be surprised

>>78265188
>He wasn't successful until he had a background in striking.
Every fighter trains striking, so every fighter has a background in striking if Dan Henderson does.

>>78265446
>storied fighters
>best known for heeming a Huezillian roidlet and roidlet Russian with glass chin and winning two meme belts

>>78265444
I agree Joe, I agree.

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>>78265377
Rockhold
Perry
Smith
Gillespie
Usman
Ledet

>>78265646
Adan is literally right mate sorry to tell you

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>>78265444
Is that why she left him?

>>78265646
>First simultaneous 2 weight champ in mma.
Goobs rode his coat tails.

>>78265029
hip tosses you into the trash

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how's everybody doing tonight?

Reddit """"legends""""
Royce Gracie
>rigged a tournament to inevitably sell an incomplete martial art to the masses
Dominick Cruz
>smug overrated asshole
Fedor Emelianenko
>fought cans and got demolished by real competition
Anderson Silva
>a cheater whose steroid use has marred his entire career
Jose Aldo
>defeated a weak division and cannot handle loss
Matt Hughes
>bitter and angry as evidenced by his puerile autobiography; recently dealt a blow by karma
Wanderlei Silva
>literally ran away from steroid accusations

4chan GOATs
Kevin Randleman
>only fought quality opponents; a true man on and off the mat
Urijah Faber
>the epitome of the word 'pioneer'; humble warrior
GSP
>virtually undefeated; avenged any loss he had with swift retribution
Rich Franklin
>does anything really need to be said about how great Ace is?
Maurice Smith
>showed that striking is better than grappling outside of catch wrestling
BJ Penn
>an eternal standard to how an athlete should perform; always exciting
Kazushi Sakuraba
>"in fact, pro wrestling is strong"

>>78265611
Look buddy, I'd love to keep arguing with you, but I've got errands to run.

>>78265763

>5. The Schaub poster who has a weird vicarious fetish for his wife being cucked by the tattoo artist, and an even weirder obsession with their son Tiger

ref >>78262718

Which one of you faggots is GADOOSHing on /v/?

>>78262529
it's harder when you're sweaty without a gi

>>78265853
Pretty good. I'm trying to come up with a new all time GOAT list and a new LHW all-time ranking now that Jones is disqualified from both.

>>78265871
>BJ Penn
>>an eternal standard to how an athlete should perform; always exciting

>can't tell if joking

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/heem/ Predicts UFC Fight Night 116

Luke Rockhold vs. David Branch
Mike Perry vs. Alex Reyes
Hector Lombard vs. Anthony Smith
Gregor Gillespie vs. Jason Gonzalez
Kamaru Usman vs. Sergio Moraes
Justin Ledet vs. Zu Anyanwu

>>78266024
Branch
Perry
Lombard
Gonzalez
Usman
Ledet

>>78266007
>a new LHW all-time ranking
DC #1 easily
Chuck
Tito
AJ
Gus
Rampage
>>78265958
>not schaub posting back with a gadoosh
come on man

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>>78266024
Luke Rockhold
Alex Reyes
Hector Lombard
Jason Gonzalez
Sergio Moraes
Justin Ledet

>>78266024
>>78265658

>>78266024
Luke Longjohn
Perry
Smith
Gillespie
Usman
Le Leddit

>>78266054
he doesnt put you in unless you post a picture

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the duck man on breakfast club interview
>https://youtu.be/9VXAL_dEoJc

>>78266054
>>78266129
>>78266159
>>78266216
he's the spammer that won't do picks you idiots

>>78266243
lol why is he on breakfast club

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>>78266024
Rockhold
Perry
Smith
Gillespie
Usman
Anyanwu

>>78266117
I'm just not comfortable with ranking DC that high without a couple more wins to make it clear. As it stands now I rank him about equal with Tito.

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>>78266024
Rockhold
Perry
Lombard
Gonzalez
Usman
Ledet

>>78266264
t. spammer

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>>78266024
Luke Rockhold
Alex Reyes
Hector Lombard
Gregor Gillespie
Kamaru Usman
Justin Ledet

>>78266295
What would you realistically like to see him do to earn his place at the top of your list? There isn't much left for him. He's more complete than tito imo.

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>>78266024
Luke
Reyes
Smith
Gregor
Usman
Ledet

>>78266364
This is the spammer

>>78266384
Beat Gus again

Anthony Smith is going through ufc instagram and liking all comments supporting hector is he shook?

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>>78266024
Rockhold
Reyes
Lombard
Gillespie
Usman
Ledet

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>>78262181

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>>78266243
>this fight may be my last fight

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So does Bones get to keep his entire purse or will he have to return some/all of it?

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>>78266024
Branch
Platinum
Lionheart
Gillespie
Usman
Ledet

>>78266540
Small fine I think

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>>78266264

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>>78266024
Rockhold
Perry
Lombard
Gonzalez
Moraes
Anyanwu

>>78263027
rose was a top qt, what the fuck happened?

>>78266584
where are the results? bet you didn't even goof em

>>78266660
>>78266660
>>78266660
>>78266660
>>78266660
Remember to come to this thread and not let the sperg make his Bisping thread

Griffin won the descision

Bonnar won the fight

>>78266643
doesn't always wear makeup and shaved her head

most 25 year old women would look like crap

she still doesn't look bad

>>78266666
Goof it yourself you lazy nigger

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>>78266686
You need to relax buddeh

>>>/tv/87736543

Damn...
/heem/ absolutely BTFO by /tv/

>>78266706
i'm not the one taking responsibility of doing picks, do it right of fuck off

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>>78266666

>>78266746
cringe

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>>78266738

>>78266686
>shaking
>quaking
lmao

>>78266758
you did that just now, pull up the archives like you did earlier you loser

>>78266893
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/78004054/

>m-muh lucky

Why couldn't Brendan Schaub become UFC heavyweight champion?

>>78266920
how do we know it's actually you if that post had no trip

>>78266384
LHW just isn't a deep division. It's ridiculously top heavy, to the point that Shogun of all people is ranked 5th right now and is on the longest win streak of his career since before he won the title. Another win over Gus or a win over Oezdemir would put him over Tito for me, and a win over both would put him about equal with Chuck.

>>78266960
lack of heart, talent

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>>78266024
Branch
Reyes
Lombard
Gonzalez
Usman
Ledet

>>78266960
He just wasn't very good. His fight IQ was low, he wasn't a freak athlete, his technical skill wasn't up to par, and his chin wasn't good enough to hang with the top of the division.

How would Prime Chuck do in modern day UFC?

>>78266686
How much on a personal level does Bisping poster get to you?

>>78266985
I was in that thread, somebody else goofed them just for the hell of it. MS paint picks NEVER get goofed which is why everything is a pain in the ass now

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>>78267007

>>78266714
>>78267044
samefaggot

>>78267080
did calendar take vacation?

>>78267093
/heem/ police! I found the spammer

>>78267080
i goofed them lol
it was a day card and shit so i was home

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>>78267085
Why are you posting a photoshopped image?

>>78267043
he'd get absolutely fucked by Cormier