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NE: Danny Amendola sitting out again Thursday
MIN: Dalvin Cook will continue to be workhorse
BAL: Ravens send Danny Woodhead to IR
NYG: Odell Beckham practicing on Thursday
JAC: Jalen Ramsey (ankle) sitting again Thursday
CIN: Joe Mixon not expected to see more snaps
CIN: RapSheet: John Ross expected to play Thursday
NE: Danny Amendola also dealing with knee injury
FA: Gary Barnidge will meet with the Texans
PIT: Le'Veon Bell not used in empty packages Wk 1
NYG :'A lot of optimism' Beckham will play Week 2
CHI: Jordan Howard pops up on injury report
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First for $(ers Owl win this year
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>>78256711
>$(ers
>NFC West
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>>78256752
yet look who got dubs to back up their post, and look who didn't.
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>>78256681
>NYG: Odell Beckham practicing on Thursday

That re-injury is going to be the stuff of lolegends.
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Real thread here >>78256443
recycle this one
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>>78256795
Nah this is the true thread. Fuck off.
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>>78256814
This.

Other thread was made 20 minutes + 20 posts early
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>>78256795
>>78256814

And the competition has begun!
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>>78256711
good one
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>>78256861
ain't no competition, the hivemind has spoken on this, 9000 times over.

GO TOXINS.
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>post yfw da tardinals win da nfc west
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I'm on my phone so someone please post the video Deshaun Watson just made with Mia Khalifa
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>>78256994
>spending game day with a porn star instead of practicing

I'm betting all my money on the Bengals
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>>78256956
>$(ers shit-talking itt
>tardinals shit-talking itt
waiting on the rasms.........
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>>78256711
The Ravens broke your team for good
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>newfags can't follow the rules

Reminds me of Irsay.
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>>78257044
OH FUCK OLD BAY, I'M OFF OUTTS HERE
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>>78257020
>falling asleep on Goof
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>>78257017
>I'm betting all my money on the Bengals

Never thought I'd see these words in this order.
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>>78257044
>the Ravens broke your team for good
And $120,000,000 broke yours. Plus all your players being ded. Also Baltimore being a nigger infested shithole in general. I could go on.
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>>78257071
I'm betting all my Bengals on the money.
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>>78257069
That's hot.
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>>78257020
You forgot one.
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>>78256994
https://twitter.com/miakhalifa/status/908338419377602562
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>>78257188
Seahawks aren't even on my radar. You'll have to settle for 3rd place in the NFC West
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>>78257188
You have to have a quarterback who is 6'0 or taller to shitpost. Sorry.
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>>78257228
>third

In what universe
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>>78257230
>
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>>78257236
The Current Year
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>>78257287
And his second ring is on Brady's finger. I guess Wilson is a cuck on AND off the field.
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>>78257341
FALSE
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>>78257051
Is Buggs supposed to be like Peter Lorre's character in Casablanca in thst pic?
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I really, really like watching football.
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>>78256956
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>>78257127
At least my team plays in the city that it claims to represent. Now go jump off the golden gate you dumb antifa liberal tranny
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what's the most elite broship
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>>78257695
Me and my friend Matt
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>>78257629
What the fuck else would it be.
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>>78257675
Playing in the city your team represents isn't going to get them to the playoffs this year. No matter how much you spout off about how Flacco being elite, that dogshit team will go nowhere. It's better you just accept it now and save yourself the heart ache.
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>JAC: Jalen Ramsey (ankle) sitting again Thursday

Settle down Titanfags, he's still playing and you're still throwing another pick six to him
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>>78257736
>sleeping on the Ravens

You think you would have learned, but you are incapable of learning because of your manlet stature.
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>>78257781
And apparently, you haven't learned from the last 3 years that your time has 0 (zero) chance of making the playoffs. Personal attacks will not change this fact. Deal with it.
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>>78257209
Kek

Can't be an elite qb hanging with skeezers
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>>78257695
Pack/raiders
Alternatively pack/pats is pretty niche, but they both have GOAT qbs, represent their conference in the playoffs annually, and piss a lot of people off
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>Nevar Forget
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>>78257705
Johnny Manziel
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>>78257817
>he shitposted nervously
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>>78258244
Keep the personal attacks coming. It's all you got.
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>>78258244
>>78258263
>two tripfags arguing over whether the Ravens are good.

They're not. Can we move on?
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>Florida
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>>78258782
Sure, what you wanna talk about anon?
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>>78258993
Matthew Stafford
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>>78258993
ARE THE STEELERS GOOD
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>>78259067
What about him?
>>78259180
Yes, they're going to win the AFC North and be the 2nd seed in the playoffs
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>>78259180
the Steelers are going to win their division by virtue of not being as shit as the rest of the division
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>>78259206
>Yes, they're going to win the AFC North
Agree
>and be the 2nd seed in the playoffs
3 seed, Chiefs and Pats will finish above them
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http://www.freep.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2017/09/14/detroit-lions-fan-snapchat/665790001/

some dumb /pol/lack lose his precious Lions season tickets
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>>78258782
>>78258263
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>>78259292
>Pats
>making the playoffs
kek
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>>78259461
>continues tiny posting
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Is the AFC North elite?
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>>78257209

YOU JUST KNOW
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>NFL
>BACK
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its gonna be another season of garbage play all around isnt it lads
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Join the /nfl/gen chat

https://discord.gg/mKkn2E

>>78266209
Unfortunately so.
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Prove you're not a newfag. I'll start. I remember when /sp/ loved Odell Beckham
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>>78266461
I remember when Oldgay was Dennis pitta's hip
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How long until we can go a day without kaepernigger being in the news?
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>>78259338
>complain about someone sitting during the anthem
>while you use your phone during the same anthem

I hate people that sit but that guy was just retarded
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Are the Bengals the worst team in the NFL?
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>>78268894
The colts still exist
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does marvin lewis still have more losses than wins?

also when can the bengals admit that andy dalton experiment was a bust
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>>78268008
>teams don't sign Kaepernick to avoid media attention
>media attentions him even harder
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>>78268008
we still have e!spn controlling the media so we cant go more than 2 days without hearing it
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How can an offense be this fucking inept?
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that was the worst offensive game i've ever seen. both teams SUCK DICK
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The Bengals and Texans are truly awful. Bengals might go 0-16.
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Red Rifle

More like Red Peashooter XD
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>>78269517
good
maybe, just maybe, marvin lewis will finally be fired
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Reminder that Marvin Lewis has ZERO playoff wins
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>the FUCKING STATE of the Chimpcinnati Bungholes

My god
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>>78269537

shit he'll be fired way before they go 0-16. week 8 minimum if no win
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>tfw not the shittiest team in the AFCN anymore
>tfw defense isn't full of convicts and chimpouts
>tfw we stole Hue Jackson from the Bungles and now they suck worse than us

KEK
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>>78269559

That helmet needs some tiger stripes
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Imagine losing to a team with replacement level oline, no tight ends, 3 healthy WRs on the roster, a rookie QB, a suspended linebacker, and 2 hurt starting corners.
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>>78269609
Yeah but you have a shitty qb and you'll turn into a middle of the road team that can't win lol.
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You may only reply to this post if your team has scored a touchdown this season

>not so fast bungles
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judging by how the first week went it's a safe bet that the Cowboys will be going deeeep in the playoffs.

*dabs on the casuals who think they wont*
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Would like a webm of the watt finisher please.
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Tex/a/ns win!
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If you honestly think Dalton is even 20% responsible for this loss you're not a bengals fan. Fuck all of you, this is all on Lewis and Zampesee
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>>78269597
Marvin Lewis will NEVER be fired. Never. If he leaves, it will be because he steps down. Brown is perfectly fine with mediocrity, especially when it is affordable, and Lewis is just that.

This whole team needs to be blown up, from the top down, and just rebuilt. Starting with ownership.
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is it our fucking year lads?
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That was an amazing spear by Watt. Puts Goldberg/Rhyno to shame.
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>>78269604
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>>78269656
>responsible
Well Dalton looked pretty bad so idk about that.
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>>78269559

>chefs
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>>78269630
Not that guy, but I'm pleased with Kizer so far. We will see though. I think the Ravens will be a good test.
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Will Marvin Lewis be fired by seasons end?
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>>78269656
Andy Dalton played like fucking shit. Marvin is done, but what do want him to do, put himself in and start throwing dragons? Dalton couldn't hit people who were as wide open as you can possibly be in the NFL. He consistently overthrows AJ. Overthrows him. AJ Green.
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>Dolphins vs lions superb owl
Cen we make this happen?
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>>78269691
There was not a single fucking play called for Green in the 2nd half. That is inexcusable
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>>78269656

Dalton made some absolutely awful throws.
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>>78269696
BASED BIG DOG LIKE SPEAR
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Post your WAY TO EARLY Playoff predictions in no particular order.

>NFC
Cowboys
Packers
Rams
Falcons
Panthers
Lions

>AFC
Jags
Ravens
Patriots
Dolphins
Texans
Raiders
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Post your teams wildcard
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>>78269609
hey shitsfan can you tell me when your last good qb was?
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>>78269709
I can't believe Lewis is still the coach. I feel bad for Bengals fans.
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>>78269709
Yes there were, it's that Dalton couldn't get him the ball.
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>>78269719
>Texans
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>>78269639
>my team hasnt played a game yet
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>>78269660
>jags rape toxins
>ravens rape bengals
>Texans rape bengals

Ravens defense might not be that good after all
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>>78269704
>Suh chimps out putting Stafford in position for a 4th quarter comeback win
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>>78269719
>2 AFCS teams
Not so fast my friemd
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>>78269744
same, florida bro.

same.
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How is this a penalty? https://mobile.twitter.com/GipsySafety/status/907433531479031810/video/1
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>>78269729
Deshone "Tom "Cam Newton" Brady" Kizer.
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This geek literally just has to force feed AJ Green and he can't even do it properly

Major L
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Post your schedule predictions for the rest of the season, /nfl/

I'll start
>Ravens - Loss
>Colts - Dub
>Bungles - Dub
>Jets - Dub
>Texans - Could go either way, will be a pretty big defensive battle between both teams.
>Titans - Loss
>Vikes - Loss
>Lions - Loss
>Jags - Loss
>Bungles - Dub
>Chorgers - Dub
>Packers - Loss
>Ravens - Could potentially go either way, but for now it's a loss
>Burrs - Dub
>Steelers - Loss

6-10, 7-9, or 8-8
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>>78269753
Suh left his chimpouts in detroit. Cameras still zoom in every time he gets near a downed player, but he doesn't do anything
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>>78269740
>>78269764
>mfw I forgot the Chiefs exist so put the Texans because I couldn't think of any decent AFC teams
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>>78269789
The Dolphins just haven't been in a spot where they REALLY need him to not draw a penalty.
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Just a reminder the Texans got BTFO by the Jags in Houston shortly after Harvey
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>>78269729
Last weekend
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I know it probably won't last, but
>tfw best team in the division
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>>78269836
>being an LA Rams fan

off yourself
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Has anybody been watching this new Carl show? It's fucking hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m7kXMG9bgc
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>>78269844
"no"
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>>78269744
>>78269767
Sunday feels like an eternity away still
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>>78269786
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>>78269867
the only worse part is that I dont get college football this week. Miami will have to wait 21 days before games
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>>78269869
I think you lose both games to either the falcons or panthers and drop one of two to the aints
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McCarron needs to start by week 4 if this continues. Dalton is absolutely washed up and it's honestly fucking insulting to make a 2-time collegiate champion sit on the bench his whole career.
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>>78269869
>>78269867
>waiting until the bears blow you out like Irma did
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Is Joe Flacco still elite?
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Post players who are indisputably the best at their position.
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>>78269927
>0 Pro Bowls
When was he elite again?
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>>78269906
Tampa wasn't hit hard by Irma at all.
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>>78269898
>to make a 2-time collegiate champion sit on the bench his whole career.
this means literally nothing. fucking cardale jones won one
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>>78269936
Ok, you start.
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>>78269966
I posted the easiest one, Odell Beckham, Jr. The most talented WR to ever play the game.
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>>78269983
I didn't know the first gay NFL player would be so successful.
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>>78269986
>first
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>>78269986
>implying
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>>78269531
Red Ryder BB Gun is the name you were looking for, anon.
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>>78269604
Andy Dalton IS - Wojack!
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>>78269696
That 'tude after the hit, like "I SAID GAME OVER YOU FAGGOTS!"
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How good/bad is the Giants defense right now?
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>>78270063
good
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>>78270063
good, maybe not as good as last year
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How is Watson 6'3? He looked 5'11 in the pocket. I know NFL players can make anyone look short, but Watson plays small as fuck.
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#THANKYOUMIAKHALIFA
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>>78270070
Watson is basically crapondick redux
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>>78270070

Everybody looks short next to offensive linemen
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>>78270070
You're probably used to watching Osweiler who is like 6'7"
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>>78270063
Irrelevant if their offense can't get a first down.
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anyone have a webm of watson's rushing TD?
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>mfw /sp/ is falling for the jags hype meme for the fourth straight year
Offseason winners god knows how many times in a row and yet they're always last place, kek
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man it's nice to finally have a QB that can just take the game into his own hands and win it by himself.

must be what the jaggots thought when they initially thought bortles was good.
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>>78270118
Enjoy it now, but keep yer feet on the ground. This evaluation period ain't over yet, not by a longshot.
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>>78270118
>he thinks his meme QB barely beating the bungles is impressive
The only QBs worth a shit in the AFCS are Luck and Mariota, and Luck's probably leaving the division soon so it'll be Mariota and the Titans' property for quite some time
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>>78270068
Nah they're just as good. But watching your offense not be able to score at all while you're fighting the best O line in the league who added athletic and younger guys to replace their old LG and RT from last year really tires you out mentally and physically.
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>>78270070
Every QB looks small standing next to 6'3"+ 300lbs lineman
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>>78270139
Clemson fan here, Watson is super good and has a lot of room to develop. He literally got better as the game went on, went for safer passes and connected with Hopkins more.

Mariota is super overrated lol
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>>78270159
>I'm a homer of this guy because he played for my college team, here's why he's good
Thank you I now know your opinion is irrelevant
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>>78270159
He really does seem to use that stuff between his ears, doesn't he.
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>>78270110
But they're kawaii
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>>78270172
Or maybe I have more knowledge of him because I've watched dozens of his games while you've probably made a snap decision about him off 1 game that was played on short rest?
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>>78270182
Damn you didn't need to BTFO of him that hard bruh he's got a wife and kids.

Oh wait...
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>>78270110
In fairness the Jags convincingly won their season opener against a division rival this year unlike all those other years
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If you put a better QB on the Jags and got them two decent lineman they'd be super bowl contenders.
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>>78270364
The rookie guard is looking great so far, honestly the kicker is a huge concern right now.
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Why has Dalton regressed so hard? Was he ever good? Last year was his first loosing season. This year looks no different.
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>there are packers fags literally thinking they can beat the Atlanta falcons

oh man this is going to be one funny sunday night
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>>78270595
OOOOOOOOOH SUNDAY NIGHTT
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SMOKE

WEED

EVERY DAY
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>>78270426
Cincinnati had arguably THE best roster in the league 2-3 years ago. He was carried by a fantastic offensive line and very good receiving group. Now all he can do is meme chuck to AJ or hope Mixon turns into Marshal Faulk.
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>>78270182
>>78270182
Capped for when he busts
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>>78270610
>being a degenerate
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>>78270426
o line gone
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>>78270595

>Failcunts fags unironically think they aren't regressing

You barely squeaked past a team that was 3-13 a year ago. You may have been able to get away from the Super Bowl Hangover in Week One, but you don't have long.

If the Panthers could go from being nearly unstoppable in 2015 to laying an egg the next year after losing the Super Bowl, there's no way in Hell the Falcons are going back with a team that overachieved and got a ton of favorable matchups in the playoffs against soft defenses.
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>mfw this week's episode of Cardiac Cardinals includes our run game going to shit, and Carson getting injured for the season
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>>78269786
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For those of you into NFL history: Was Hugh Culverhouse the original "As long as my team makes money, I don't give a shit whether or not they're good" owner, does that mentality predate him with the Bucs?
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>>78269786
Colts
Losses all the way, #1 pick here we come
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>>78270610
boy unless you're a broncos fan that ain't legal
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>>78256681
>top 10 reasons why DeSean Watson is the Texans' franchise QB

FUCK OFF NFL, he's a piece of shit, run first, no read, inaccurate faggot. Savage may not be Tim Brady, but he's Kurt Palmer or Jake Cutler tier
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>>78270669
tl;dr

Your team got BTFO and the Packers are overrated and their defense is ass.
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Who else is ready for this man to murder the rest of the league this season?
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>>78270139
>mariota

LUL
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>>78270792
Better beat SD
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Cardinals Remaining Schedule

>Colts
Win
>Cowboys
Lose
>49ers
Lose
>Eagles
Win, Wentz gets picked off twice.
>Bucs
Lose
>Rams
Tie or Lose
>49ers
Win
>Seahawks
Lose
>Texans
Win
>Jags
Win, Fournette gets stuffed
>Rams
Win
>Titans
Lose
>Redskins
Lose
>Giants
Win
>Seahawks
Tie or Win, close game either way.

7-9 season incoming, would easily get 10+ wins if DJ was healthy and Carson wasn't under center.
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>>78270734
you're not winning in oakland buddy
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>>78270809
unless you guys completely and utterly shit the bed that series won't be split
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>>78270809
I admire your optimism.
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>>78270809
5-11 more like it. Colts, 49ers, Texans, Rams, and a fluke win somewhere in there. Your whole team died with DJ
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>>78270734
Honestly, I think 12-4 is fair. Oakland will be a loss and chiefs.
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>>78270842
>optimism
where exactly? only decent games Cards will win will be against Rams/49ers/Hawks, all divisional opponents, as usual. When the hawks won the owl and won a ton of games Cards were the only team that year to beat them at home. Rams games are close typically, but Rams will HOPEFULLY kill Carson. 49ers games go to Cards usually with the better team, but since both teams suck I figure a 1-1 split.

>>78270841
>won't shit the bed
We're talking about my favorite team here, of course they shit the bed.

>>78270865
Yeah 8 wins is the best we'll get, but don't think for a second every team outside those 4 aren't gonna have misplays, Titans/Iggles/Skins are teams I can see Cards squeeze a win.
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With quarterback play looking to be on the downswing league-wide, how long before teams start going back to power football with elite running backs?
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>>78270902
when they change the rules back to allow teams to play pass defense
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>>78270902
College football offense killed NFL quarterback propsects, way too focused on spread/scrambling shit. Amazing throwers are always going to be coveted in NFL.
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>>78269517
I don't know. Is it possible to lose to the Colts? In theory, I think only the Jets would be capable of losing to them.
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>>78269786
Raiders 1-0
>v NYJ - W
>@WAS - W
>@DEN - L
>v BAL - W
>v LAC - W
>v KC - W
>@BUF - L
>@MIA - W
>v NE (Mexico City) - W
>v DEN - W
>v NYG - W
>@KC - L
>v DAL - W
>@PHI - W
>@LAC - W

13-3, give or take a game
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>>78270902
I always hear this but there's plenty of great QBs under 30. Maybe not elite or HoF bound, but all of the following are pretty good passers:

Wilson
Luck*
Carr
Cousins
Dak
Mariota
Nevermind I guess that's it.

*if he recovers from injury
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>>78270932
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>>78270925
You're forgetting that our three most important players will be back at some point this season, and with Luck, Vontae and Kelly >we go from worst team
In the league to a really bad but not quite jets-tier team. I don't see us winning any games with those guys out though
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Why was Deshaun Watson in an apartment with that fake tit Arabian porn star?
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>>78270916
Don't know about that. Seems to me the NFL still fetishizes quarterbacks based on their height, athleticism, throwing speed, and completely disregards personality, ability to perfom under pressure, and intelligence.
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>>78270966
I keep telling Texans fags that this will kill their team but they won't listen
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>>78270902

Jacksonville and Carolina are laying the blueprint for that.

>Jaguars actually have a power running game and suddenly Bortles isn't a total liability and can game-manage
>Elite run game in Carolina takes pressure off Cam to carry offense and he can just do his thing in the pocket while his shoulder recovers
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>>78270916
We aren't that far removed from every team running the wishbone
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>>78270957

>unsure

Just say L bruh
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>>78270969
They fetish players with a market behind them, look how much Manziel was hyped. Those shitty pass, run and miracle choke QB's would dominate in college, their fan base hypes em up unbelievably, and teams see a potential money maker. Then they actually play with the big boys. The speed and power NFL players produce can't even be compared to college, whole new fucking level.
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>Bobby Hart is going to go up against Von Miller, Khalil Mack, Justin Houston, and Joey Bosa

What are the odds that Eli even makes it to the end of the season without getting ripped in half?
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>>78270949
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>78270979
>Jaguars actually have a power running game and suddenly Bortles isn't a total liability and can game-manage
I agree, we should definitely conclude the jags have righted the ship after one game of the season
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>>78270993
miracle chuck* not choke, they hardly choked in college obviously
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>>78270902
The reality is more that we have the hilarious situation where several teams have more competent backups than others have starters. It shouldn't even theoretically be possible for the Pats to be sitting on someone like Garoppolo when at least 5 teams don't even have someone of NFL caliber playing.

Quarterbacks are still fine-ish overall.
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>>78270996
Gonna be honest I thought he was 30 already. I was off by six months
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>>78270993
Manziel wasn't drafted highly in the first round and passed on for better QBs without hype, so your whole post is a bit compromised.
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>>78271000
The only reason people think Garoppolo is good is because he's with the Patriots
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>>78270979
Jacksonville also has one of the most unique defensive lines the NFL has probably ever seen. All four of their starting defensive linemen can effectively rush the passer from the outside, and then they have a pure space eating DT in Abry Jones. When you focus on the technical stuff Jacksonville did with their D-Line last week it's really interesting stuff, they might be onto something here

None of it would be possible without Calais Campbell though, so we'll see how long it lasts
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Should probably my predictions
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>>78271000
>tfw Cooper Rush could probably win at least a few games
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>>78271009
He doesn't even have to be that good. The point is that he absolutely could start on a half dozen teams because we're probably at one of the worst divides in team quality in years. The 10 or so bottom teams are basically college squads at this point.
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>>78271005
Yet he was undoubtedly hyped, sold the most or one of the most jerseys that season before it started, and being taken in the 1st as a QB isn't anything to scoff at, he was the 2nd overall QB to be taken. Tell me, how next 2 QB's after him with completely different styles are doing?

>Carr
>Jimmy Garp
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>>78271026
>tfw he went to my high school

Way to represent Lansing Catholic Cooper!
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áž´
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>>78271024

>Rams cant score
>gets outplayed by Goff

Your prediction a shit
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Manziel was the 2nd QB drafted in 14 but the first one was Bortles
4th was Carr
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>>78271030
I don't believe that's the case
It's probably more of the shift from every offense centered around the running back to the quarterback
Is Elliott the only running back now who can carry a team?
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>>78271045
yes
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>>78271043
That was before the preseason, mind you
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Last digit is how many TD's Cutler throws on sunday.
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>>78270993
>They fetish players with a market behind them
>Blake fucking Bortles gets drafted top 5 over Memeziel

Lmao you don't know shit. Most NFL teams are looking at a prototypical QB that fits the mold of Peyton Manning. 6'2+ athletic, strong arm, handsome. If they play well in college and make big plays that's just the sweetener, but even if they're not all that great compared to other college QBs they'll still get drafted over others.
If college is getting "dominated" by scrambling QBs that's not an issue. The issue is guys that can't read defenses properly or study the game properly and just run because they know they can dominate their competition with natural talent.

If you look at most recent QBs that have broken out and established themselves as great like Wilson, Carr, Dak, they were all under recruited in college and drafted second round or lower. The NFL and football scouts don't evaluate players by their intelligence, personality, and ability to perform under pressure, or just how fast they learn, get better progressively. All of them were also labelled as either under sized, unathletic, didn't have a strong enough arm, or all of the above.
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>>78271078
Last digit in my post is how many girls this general will get
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Ladt digit is Rovers picks
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>>78271099
last digit is how many dicks your mom took last night m8
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>>78271110
GET FUCKED, BITCH
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Last digit is the amount of touchdowns the Jags win by
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>>78271083
That's not a recent trend
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>>78271113
Why are you so proud of your lesbian mothers?
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>>78270960
>when Luck comes back
Oh shit. Are we seriously still pretending here?

I'm sure my childhood fish will all be coming back soon too.
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>>782711231
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>>78271113
Wait do you want your mom to get fucked, or not?
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>>78271136
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>>78271120
>Damage Control
Just admit that you lost a 1/10 roll
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>>78271141
you weren't even replying to me kek
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>>78271117
Last 2 digits is number of TDs Carr and Bortles throw in their. Playoff duel
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>>78271145
you're drunk you can't even structure sentences properly.
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>>78271151
Nah I'm just tired and don't care to fix my typos on this tablet, plus my thumb is swollen
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So, are we getting the AFC North by default since Baltipoor still has the 120 million man and the Bungles have devolved to Browns level?
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>>78271162
Since when have the Stoolers NOT had a lock on their division? Are you dumb?
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>>78270734
>winning in Denver
>they told me cowshit fans were delusional, but I had no idea it was this bad
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>>78270902
RB play has fallen off harder desu. Every team except Dallas and Buffalo is barely sniffing 3 YPC
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I swear the Bengals-Texans game was the worst game I;ve ever seen
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>WAKE ME UP
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>>78271186
>9 points in the first 2 weeks
>no TDs
>at home both games
Are they worse than the Jets?
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>Marshawn Lynch fined for flipping off the camera

fuck this pussy ass league
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>>78271192
>>78271186
Eifert isn't dead right? Green is there right? What changes have been made to this offense, what the fuck is going on why are they so shit?
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>>78271201

I believe they dumped all the good players on the OL
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>>78271198
I'M JUST HERE SO I DON'T GET FINED

I love this man
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>>78271201
>trusting a ginger
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>>78271083
Carr played in a babby conference and shat the bed in his one game against decent competition
Dak went from a Heisman favorite to a DUI convict.
Wilson is a manlet who got outdueled by Darron fucking Thomas

Hindsight is 20/20 but those guys fell in the draft for a reason
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>>78271198
Attitude Era of the NFL when?
I wanna see beer guzzling celebrations
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>>78271083
>Peyton Manning
>handsome
no
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>>78271176
>thinking they can't win in Denver
Just because someone thinks a team will win against another team when it's realistically possible and you disagree doesn't mean they're delusional.
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>mfw by the beginning of next season Kaep is on an NFL roster but Dalton isn't
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>>78271216
By white conservative NFL owners standards, yes he is.

All american kid out of Tennessee that was highly loved and the son of a former player.
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>>78271221
>kaep being signed
it's not happening senpai.
Dalton can throw 3 interceptions a game all season, won't happen still.
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>>78270734
this autist thinks the cowshits are gonna sweep the afc west

my sides
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>tfw La'el Collins is already lightyears better than Doug Free was last year

If Chaz Green holds up the offensive line is actually going to be better than it was.
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>>78271211
>convict

The whole point is they didn't evaluate their personalities and intelligence. Those experiences made them better. Them falling in the draft because their shitty team lost to more talented teams isn't a knock. If you evaluate them based on that, it's the very flaw I was talking about in my original post.
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>>78271229
>leaf opinions
>>>/cfl/
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>>78271229
>AFCW
>good

LMAO
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>>78271176
Gun to my head, I'd take a 10 point spread for Dallas before I'd bet on Denver. You're looking at what, like a 6-10 season for the Broncos at best? It's just not happening.

All this hype from the most thoroughly unimpressive week 1 showing.

Dallas will get their ass kicked by the Raiders though.
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>>78271238
>mfw boys are one of the few teams in league with a fucking brain by harboring a great O line
it's like everyone forgets that the offensive line literally makes your offense
>have good Lineman for run blocking
successful run game.
>have good Lineman for pass blocking
QB's get all day to throw
>a Lineman crew that keeps their QB alive/not sacked 6 times a game
QB lives throughout the season

Why is this so hard for teams? You want a good offense? Get a good front 5.
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What happened
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>>78271249
>implying Irv and D-Law won't end the Carr meme
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>>78271258

the problem is that OL players coming out of college,not just QBs, are coming out unprepared
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>>78271258
Cowboys also have nothing but blocking TEs and draft all their WRs to be tall, physical blockers.

They completely built this team for an aging injury prone Tony Romo to just protect him and make the #1 option on their offense to run and create as many open throwing opportunities for Tony as possible.
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>>78269937
>Super bowl mvp

damn man he better than Carr, Marigotta, SMEEF, Borttles, Luck, Stafford, Winston, Dalton, Matt Ryan, Cam Newton
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>>78271261
2 of the most important pieces of the offense left
Whitworth is a huge blow
And I knew 2 years ago when Hue Jackson left the offense would go to shit
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>>78271288
It actually works even better with Dak, though, because on top of being able to fulfill all of Romo's designated roles in the offense, Dak has the additional option of picking up yards with his legs. It makes the Cowboys' offense almost impossible to stop when it's hitting on all cylinders, since you literally can't account for every way they have to move the ball.
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>>78271398
The boys certainly have a great offense, largely due to their O line, but don't stroke them so much in delusional like Tiki. I'd say the Boys offense would be unstoppable if they had a QB like Aaron and a TE like Gronk/Olsen, and better WR's obviously.
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>>78271398
Also his mobility creates more space, demands LB's to spy or check on him for draw plays and create more space for Zeke to run.

It was a happy accident but the perfect situation. But honestly it doesn't matter how great your O line is, if your QB can't take any hits like Romo then it's never succeeding and that's how you have another 2015 situation where they got 4-12.
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>>78271428
>But honestly it doesn't matter how great your O line is

holy shit what, you can't be more wrong retard
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>>78269517


>>78269704
Remember Cutler is the Dolphins QB and Matt Suckford is the Lions QB. Both suck, so no chance of that happening. Detoilet is a cesspool of a city so they will always suck. Dolphins is ehh but with Cutler behind the helm, it's hard to tell if they got the good Cutler, the bad Cutler or the hurt Cutler.
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>>78271458
Raiders
#1 in pass protection
Fewest sacks allowed

Only took one to break Carr's leg and end their season.

Doesn't matter how good they are, if your QB gets injured it's over.

Fucking learn to read.
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>>78271471
As much as I loved Romo to death, he was undeniably fragile, especially as he got older. Meanwhile Dak is built like a tank. He's almost like a slightly smaller Cam Newton, but his game isn't solely dependent on his ability to run so he doesn't take nearly as many hits as Cam.
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If Canada got an NFL team, would the CFL cease to exist?
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>>78271471
>if you can't take hits
>must mean you are prone to injury

Name me a QB outside Rapist Burger/Farve that took hits like a fucking whore in downtown Baltimore?
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>>78271288
>and draft all their WRs to be tall, physical blockers.
What?
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>>78271509
don't take my fucking gif you faggot fuck off
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>>78271509
Cowboys have a policy of drafting WRs that are 6'2 and plus, athletic (but not fast) so they can block for screens. They search for guys with that profile, usually in the lower rounds, and make them learn how to block, after a year or two as a backup or on the practice squad they get playing time.

Just did this with Noah Brown, did it with Terrance Williams, Brice Butler. Dez does blocking as well.
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>>78270638
That is if Mixon doesn't beat women up yet. Oh wait faulk did, ah maybe Mixon will do a homage to Faulk by beating up some women here and there. Yeah just maybe...
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>>78271425
You're mostly talking about consistency though. Their top end is gonna be higher than anyone, but I doubt anyone has a bunch of faith in their ability to perform at that level week after week.
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>>78271487
Philly rivers and David Carr
Jared Goff got his shit rocked last year too
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>>78269859
Are you a cuck from St. Louis or a fairweather from LA, senpai?
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>>78271487
Literally every QB. All of them suffer at least two years of getting their shit kicked in but survive.

Same thing happened to Romo. But he got too old and couldn't take hits anymore. Their line got better but it was too late. The damage was already done.
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Where my Pats bros at?

>mfw Brady goes for 500+ against the aints
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>>78271487
2013-2015 Matt Ryan. That oline was made of paper. The joke until last season was that he'd miss everyone because he felt phantom pressure.
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>>78271509

We coming for dem boyz. So y'all Cowboys niggas hope you beat Aaron for the NFC. I hope you beat the Falcons tho.

Mano a mano to see who will be "America's Team" for eternity's sake.
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>>78271608

Right gere m8. These liberal trannies counting us out...yet again.
>>
When the Colts inevitably permanently break Luck this year, I hope Jerry can arrange a special place in hell for Irsay and Pagano. With all the failed relocations, it'll probably be a little crowded though.
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>>78271644
It will ALWAYS be the Cowboys. Through thick and thin
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>>78257071
I'm Bengals all my betting on the money
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https://discord.gg/5CPgr

Join the discord faggots
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Aaron Rodgers~

gtfo in the discord homos ^^^
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>>78271967
is winning the owl this year
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>>78272068
youre fucking right, faggot
gtfo in that discord. I'm lonely be the only puckerscunt :(
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oc
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>>78272187
The fagidal son returns. Nice to see you now back to your containment discord
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>>78269937
He was voted to the pro bowl in 2014 but didnt got because going to the pro bowl is the NFL equivalent of going to your high school reunion. Also his wife was due to give birth that week.
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>>78269779
At least when Stafford forced it to Megatron he threw it correctly
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>>78257743
>you're still throwing another pick six to him
So the Titans will in like 23-7 then?
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>>78271198
>marshon lynch gets fined for being an attention whoring nigger

thank god for this amazing fucking league
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>>78271487
Brett Favre came from a world where getting your arm stuck in a wheat thresher was a minor boo-boo and you just went about your day. They don't make them like that anymore.
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>>78272993
Based Goodell. Fuck the raiders.
>>
Why are the bills obsessed with shitty to mediocre black quarterback right now? It's basically a guarantee they are going to stupidly draft Lamar Jackson in the first.
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>>78273381
Why would anyone draft that manlet?
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>the jets have more TDs than the bengals
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>>78273404
>jets tank
>not even the second worst team
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>>78273393
Once again old bay being retarded.
>>
Bill Simmons has been very liberal
But I saw his "15 reasons why the NFL sucks" and one of his reasons was "The Rooney Rule is a joke"
Seriously? That's a problem?
Especially since 2 black coaches got hired during the off-season

Jesus Christ
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yo, how my /pats/ doin?
we SB this year lads?

>touchdown
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>>78273563
Get a dental plan you tar toothed inbred muslim.
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>>78273788
Just saying Lamar Jackson is many things but isn't a manlet. Baker Mayfield is their manlet.
>mfw a brit knows more about football than a trip fag who never leaves this general.
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>>78273821
>college football
>>
>>78272752
AJ and Stafford were teammates in college and were basically a dynamic duo
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>>78273847
>He doesn't like college ball

Casual
>>
>>78273874
>liking amatuers

Gross
>>
>>78273874
College football you either love or hate. I only watch it to see future NFL players
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>>78273874
You disgust me. The lend lease act was a mistake
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>>78273913
It's different from u21s tbf. People actually care about it.
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Literally who can stop >us?
>Buncos can't into offense
>Raiders can't into defense
>Chorgers
Looks like it's the AFCW title again for the boys in red
>>
>>78273977
>you disgust me
>thinking this phrase means anything by any trip anywhere on 4chan

It's like saying, as a turd
>shit, this is shit
>>
>>78274194
Steelers beat the Chiefs who beat the Patriots who beat the Steelers
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Post your reactions when the loins move to 2-0 on Monday night
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>>78274229
>transitive property applies to sports
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Looks like 19-0 is back on the menu boys!
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>>78274241
>he posted this
>as a ravens fan
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>>78274194
I picked Chiefs vs Cowboys as being the Super Bowl last year. I was wrong of course, but I think I was just one year early, and it will happen this year.

I look at the league, and Cowboys/Chiefs just seem to be the 2 most balanced teams in the league offensively and defensively.
>>
>>78274194
Raiders will win division every year until the move and then literally never again.
>>
>>78274224
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
>>
>>78274287
I agree, except I think the Loins will upset Dallas in NFCCG. It's their year la
>>
>>78274337
What is this stupid "la" meme? I never see normal posters use it, is it a euro meme?
>>
>>78274337
Doubt.jpg

Cowboys completely obliterated the Loins in their game last year. The NFC looks like it's gonna be a tossup between Dallas and Green Bay.
>>
>>78274358
Yes. People from Liverpool ostensibly pronounce "lad" this way
>>
>>78274388
Much abiliged crest toothpast falg
>>
>>78274400
In your opinion who are the most retarded, delusional and crime ridden inbreds in America?
Because that's what Liverpool is in the UK.
>>
>>78270182
3 years ago this guy was saying taj boyd was gonna be the next mcnabb
>>
>>78274438
So they're your version of cowshit fans?
>>
>>78274379
>Cowboys completely obliterated lions
Nah, if not for refball game would've been close
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How many yards will Lynch run on the Jest?
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>>78274438
ravens fans
>>
>>78274469
Always count on the Matthew stafford interception.
>>
>>78274241
Jesus Suggs is one ugly nigger. Looks like Sloth off of The Goonies
>>
The year is 2030 and Marv Lewis is STILL HC of the Bengals.
>>
>>78274337
You. I like you
>>
>>78274469
Does it matter when you won't get out of wild card round to play them?
>>
>>78274533
Thats why I used him for the "back on the menu boys" meme
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>>78274469
>This delusion

Lmao, the score was 42-21 in a game that was basically meaningless for the Cowboys.
>>
>>78274643
Based Sergio. I hope ESPIN doesnt bar him from future broadcasts
>>
>>78274660
If anything he's gonna get even more airtime now.
>>
I thought that the Bengals would win.
>>
We wuz vikings n shiet
>>
>>78274771
haha kys
>>
>>78274643
It ended up being meaningless for the Lions too since they would have pissed away whatever playoff advantage anyway. What a dumpster fire of a franchise.
>>
lovin this 'eason so far la
>>
>>78274504
hopefully since he's back home beast mode will do to the jets what he did to the aints.
>>
If Dalton and Lewis aren't gone after this season I'm done following the bungles

Fuck chimpcinatti
>>
>>78274194

Patriots at 50 percent of their maximum power
>>
>>78274836
You don't want to lose your league record of longest streak without a playoff win to the Lions do you?
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>>78274852
Ummm no sweety xx
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>>78274379
Somebody needs to knock the Packers right the fuck out of the playoffs before the Cowboys have to play them. Aaron Rodgers tears apart zone coverage, and we're even more of a zone heavy team than last year.

It's such a gay bullshit matchup for the Cowboys.
>>
>>78274915
Get gud fagit
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TOUCHDOWN KANSAS CITY!!!
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>>78274933
Please bring back BerryPosting. Its our only good meme, and the meme magic will heal his leg cancer
>>
>>78274933
Look at the NE beta getting bullied
>>
>>78274933
>NEET brady goes to a football game.webm
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>>78274915
The Cowboys schedule is so retarded. Every time I look at any other schedule I just think about how they could 15-1 or 16-0 it. It's pretty much impossible for the packers not to trip their way into divisional with their schedule.
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>>78274886

Lul did you cucks already forget what happened the last time we played you I'm a serious game?
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>>78275024
>home season opener isn't a serious game

let's hear that again when you're 0-2.
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>>78275024
>i-it wasn't a serious game!!!
>m-muh brady isnt washed up leave my bull alone
>k-k-kiss the rings buh-bitch
new englanders are pathetic salty losers
>>
>>78275050

We don't get serious until January pham
>>
>>78275024
>>78275050
>>78275085
>it's just a regular season game bro!
>>
https://streamable.com/2pqs1

i could watch this all day
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>>78275085

>getting btfo by Chris Boswell
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>>78275050
I know it sounds weird but I genuinely think that could happen. The defense can't just "get better ".
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>>78275106

May may twat is such a fucking meme

Out of the NFL in two years tops
>>
>>78275121

Yeah they can. Just know your assignment and play 60 minutes. We would have beat kansass shitty if the D didn't stop playing in the fourth quarter
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>>78275138
but why are you mad?
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>>78275119
>getting btfo in the season opener by the queefs
>>
It's going to be weird seeing the Jags in the playoffs this year.
>>
>>78275008
On the bright side, nearly every Cowboys game is gonna be in an afternoon or evening slot this year because of how many good teams they face.

It is annoying though that the Packers and Pats seemingly get the babbiest of babby schedules almost every year.
>>
So it's basically guaranteed the Cheatriots are drafting a new QB now that Brady is done right?
>>
>>78275206
They already have Jimmy G bruh
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>>78275213
He a shit
>>
>>78275213
>the wop
>not mccown tier
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>>78275206

>Brady
>done

Getting deja vu lads
>>
>>78275154
It would be stupid to say the Pats can't win, but the defense will never be a strength all season and any decent team at least has a chance of beating them now. Even with baby's first schedule they probably won't go 14-2.
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>>78275244
He can't ride that shitty broken defense now can he, you avatarfagging autist
>>
>>78271162
>beating the browns by 3 points
>but muh rust
>>
>>78275121
>The defense can't just "get better ".

yea cause no defense has gotten better as the season progressed.
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>Through two games in 2017, Dalton has five turnovers, no touchdowns, fewer than 200 yards passing per game, and a passer rating of 47.2. That puts him behind every NFL quarterback other than Scott Tolzien.
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>>78275206
The Pats are looking kind of fucked after Brady is done. You can see the writing on the wall with BB uncharacteristically making a bunch of win now moves.

Their defense is trash, the team is really old, and their best player not named Brady is super injury prone.
>>
>>78275277
Yeah but it is the AFC north we are talking about. Bring barely better than the Browns is probably enough.
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>>78275261

>implying Brady has had an elite defense at any point this decade
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>Ratbirds fans actually think Flacco won't throw an intercepton against this defense
>Ratbirds fans actually think Terrance West will have a 100 yard rushing game when Le'Veon Bell, a top 3 running back in the league, was held to 32 yards last week
>Ratbirds fans actually think Deshone Kizer being sacked was the O-line's fault and not his own
>>
>>78275165
Considering they basically are 5-0 now, heads should roll if they don't.
>>
>>78275353

Who is their QB?
>>
>>78275321
Their defense was better than decent the year they beat the Seahawks.

Last year though, their scoring defense ranking was a complete illusion. They just played hardly any teams with competent QBs, and their offense quickly put teams in a hole forcing them to throw all the time and forfeit FGs.
>>
The Cowboys are gonna BTFO of us aren't they Denver bros?
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>bungles
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>>78275364
Blobles but it doesn't matter. Anyone who gets to play the Texans, Jets, Bengals, and the Colts twice is basically cheating.
>>
>>78275404

>tiggo caca
>>
>>78275165
>>78275353
>>78275406
It's actually 7 free wins since they play 49ers and then Texans twice.
>>
>>78275321
He sure coulda used one against the lowly chefs, huh?
>>
>>78275391
It's gonna depend largely on whether semen and that Broncos offense can put up points.

The Broncos defense does not match up well at all vs the Cowboys offense.
>>
With the first pick of the 2018 NFL Draft the Cincinnati Bengals select.....
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>>78275206
I wonder if they'll move to London?
>>
>>78275478
QB Sam Darnold University of Southern California
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>>78275478
Man I don't know. I could see Jets or Colts down there too. All 3 have 0-16 potential.
>>
>>78275504
Colt's will get some wins once luck comes back. Jets, bengals, bills are all tanking the season
>>
Will the Chargers be able to fill the high school soccer bleachers they're borrowing for their home opmner?
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>>78275477
That's what has me worried. I know our defense doesn't match up well against the Cowboys, And I feel like they will get 0 help from the offense. I mean the Cowboys seem to have an under rated defense that kept the Giants offense from doing anything. And I feel like the Giants offense is probably at least a little better than Denvers.
>>
When will the Colts be disbanded and moved to new a city with a new name and new owners?
>>
>>78275545
Probably not. LA is already failing as a football town. Did you see the Rams opener? Pathetic.
>>
>>78275555
OBGay was out and he makes up 99% of the Gints' offense though
>>
>>78275556
Yep. Los Angeles.
>>
>>78275534
>once luck comes back
You can keep saying that if it makes you feel better. They're just trying to hide it from everyone that they wasted and ruined the best prospect in years.
>>
>>78275581
No, LA is shit tier
>>
>>78275576
That's true, But they still have competent receivers in Shepard and Marshall. And I feel like Eli is probably at least a little bit better than Siemian. We probably have a little bit better of a running game than the Giants, But that's not saying much since it's still pretty bad..
>>
>T Donald Penn has signed a 2 year 21 million dollar extension
>>
>>78275478
Jim Harbaugh Coach Michigan
>>
>>78275615
The thing is though Eli has pretty much reached the end of his road but it'll interesting to see if Semen can keep his cool against Dallas's D
>>
>>78269717
No, this was actually a good spear.
>>
>>78275652
marv is there forever
>>
>>78274235
>>
>>78275555
Denver's offense is definitely better than a Giants offense without OBJ.

Cowboys D looked good in week 1, but they aren't actually "hold teams to 3 points" good. There are lots of young players in that secondary that will make mistakes early this season. You just have to capitalize on them.
>>
>>78275666
Satan confirms
>>
List of Hesiman Trophy winning QBs in the last 30 years:

>Vinny Testaverde
>Andre Ware
>Ty Detmer
>Gino Torreto
>Charlie Ward
>Danny Wuerffel
>Chris Weinke
>Eric Crouch
>Jason White
>Matt Leinart
>Troy Smith
>Tim Tebow
>Sam Bradford
>Cam Newton
>RGIII
>Johnny Manziel
>Jameis Winston
>Marcus Mariota

is there anything more garbage than heisman winning QBs at the pro level?
>>
>>78274566
>the year is 3416 and the Galgamec Bengals have just finished their 682nd consecutive season of not making the Galaxy Bowl playoffs....and Marvin Lewis is still the head coach
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I'm sorry, Clots.
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>>78275776
>Gelgamek
learn to spell, spacist
>>
>>78275545
Half of it will be Miami fans so yes
>>
>>78275567
The moves are all retarded.

The Rams go from a city they don't want to a city nobody wants them. The Chargers leave their entire fanbase behind to go play 2nd fiddle to the Rams and be a joke even to the Clippers. 49ers leave all the history of when they weren't shit behind to move to an oven an hour outside of SF. Raiders go run off to try and compete with casinos of all things.

I hope they all crash and burn and are forced to sell.
>>
>colts starting brissett over tolzien
as if it matters
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>@FOX19Jeremy: One #Bengals player yells: "We just lost to the worst team in the league."

>Another responds: "Don't say that. They beat us." @FOX19
>>
>>78275823
There arent any chargers fans so they'll have to bring more than half.
>>
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>>78275856
>>
>>78275844
Of all those teams chargers are for sure going to be forced to sell. Spanos is going to bankrupt the franchise within 10 years. There's absolutely zero interest in them there. He's literally going to get cucked by a billboard talking shit on him right outside his own stadium. I can't think of a more retarded person on the planet right now
>>
>jj watt has 0 sacks
nice "star player" houston
>>
>>78275771
Maybe 4 of those quarterbacks are good
>>
>>78275882
>TJ watt and Bosa both already have 2 sacks

He's done
>>
>>78275808
>implying anyone past the Centar Cluster gives a shit about that pathetic place
>>
>>78275902
t. zilgnigger
>>
>>78268008

I just get all my sports news from YouTube. If I don't want to hear a story, I don't click on it. You can customize your sports news experience when your consumption is a la carte.
>>
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>>78275902
Let me guess: you're made of purple gas, right?
>>
>>78275909
go suck all 4 heads of a diseased altarian cock
>>
>>78275933
Do I look like a Bervaryxzz'yo'hm to you?
>>
>>78275867
Everyone wants a shiny monument to their egos like Jerryworld, but unlike him they don't own the most valuable sports franchise in the world based in one of the largest media markets.

Eventually shadow emperor Jerry and his cronies will get sick of all the peasant owners' shit and hand the teams off to people who can actually run them like the businesses they are.
>>
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>>78275968
>Kaep donated 25k to "The Gathering for Justice's War On Children"

Why does he hate children?
>>
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>>78275950
>>78275922
You have no right to speak about my people like that.
>>
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>See every play from Deshaun Watson's near perfect debut
>near perfect
>NEAR PERFECT

I'm a Texans fan and I don't want this meme

Watson - 15/24 (62%) 125y (5.2ypa), 0td 0int - 75.9rat
NEAR PERFECT

Dalton - 20/35 (57%) 224y (6.4ypa), 0td 0int - 76.4rat
considered by analysts as garbage

kill me now, /sp/
>>
sure is autism in here
>>
>>78276016
He did have that big run td
>>
>>78276016
but anon, DeShaun Vick had a QBR of 90 and Dalton had a QBR of 20...
>>
>>78276016
He got that one big run nobody will shut up about against the worst team. Just be thankful you aren't going 0-16 this year.

Near perfect.
>>
>>78276039
Thats better than Dalton's 0.4 week 1 QBR
>>
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>>78276016
yeah, I was about to make a post about this

that was Tim Tebow level of play
>>
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>>78276000

Checkem my nigga!
>>
>>78276054
How many QBs can claim a 50x improvement in a week? Near perfect.
>>
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>>78276071
>125 passing yards
>near perfect
>>
>>78275968
I'm actually wondering whether Jerry will consider pulling a big dick power play soon with the league. He has done so before to negotiate exclusive revenue rights to Cowboys merchandise, and ratings are down across the NFL except for Cowboys games which are breaking records.

If there was ever a time to swing some of that ownership leverage around, it'd be now.
>>
>>78276085
98 net yards passing if you take away the 27 yards lost through sacks
>>
>>78276132
>dem happy feet

didn't he lose like 12 yards on one sack
>>
>>78275352

The Ravens have beat the Browns 27 times while the Browns have only won 9 times. Excuse us for being a little overconfident.
>>
>>78276073
Digusting
>>
>>78276016
>Houston has memed itself into celebrating the beginning of a 3-13 finish in the cripple division.
Don't ever change.
>>
>>78276144
yeah
>>
>>78276186
pls happen so we can fire Obrien

he lost his scapegoat in godfrey
>>
>>78275654
Cowboys fan here. I'm excited to see how Collins does against Miller.
>>
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You have 9 (nine) posts to name a better bromance in the NFL
>>
>>78275856
Bengals are always good for a kek
>>
>>78276321
Bruce Arians and Honey Badger
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>>78276321
Smeth and Rodgers
>>
>>78275103
Teams that actually get to the playoffs get to say that.
>>
>>78276321
Matthew Stafford and come from behind wins
>>
>>78276348
t. analy devistated patsfaggot
>>
>>78276350
>>
>>78276412
fucking kek

how can one man be so alpha
>>
>>78276412
Why can't he channel his meme magic for a whole game?
>>
>>78276469
Efficiency
>>
>>78276422
He made a deal with Satan to trade playoff wins and record vs teams over .500 for comebacks.
>>
>>78276469
You gotta concentrate the meme magic or it won't work bro
>>
New thread when?
>>
Make a new thread you fags. Yesterday, you autists kept making them with 100 posts before the bump limit.
>>
>>78276511
>>78276511
>>78276511

NEW
>>
>>78257127
>pointing out Baltimore being a shithole.

And water is wet.
>>
>>78274933
Are they chanting USA at the end?
>>
>>78276338
Both these men if they weren't going to be NFL players would have probably ended up in the closet rodeo attending rancher/farmer duo.
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