/NFL/ General: TNF edition

Bungles and Toxins will tie 0-0

>>78256663
In that scenario, which team would win if they scored according to number of turnovers

>>78256509
Certainly not indisputable. Sean Lee and Bobby Wagner are both up there with him.

>>78256717
Toxins

>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 2m Sources say Tom Brady will be benched for Garappolo in upcoming game @ NO

Holy shit top kek
FINISHED
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>>78256786
PATRIOTS BTFO

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>>78256786
>the city of Bombston

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POST EM

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>>78256786
>it's legit
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH

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>>78256786
OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING!!

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>>78256786
is this the end of the cheatriots?

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>>78256786
TIME FOR HIM TO RETIRE

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>>78256888
guess it

Sup gents. OP made this thread 20 posts early. To discourage this sort of faggotry, please report to:
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>>78257050
Eagles?

>>78257059
Fuck right off, this one was first, end of discussion

>>78257050
Cardinals

Fucking autists, just pick a thread already so I can dump some screenshots of the grades """"""experts"""""" gave the 2016 Cowboys draft class.

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>>78257099
>Palmer
>good

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>>78257062
yep, too easy

>>78257112
Just do it in here, I'm pretty sure the anons are in both threads

>>78256786
fakenews

>>78257112
Just dump them you faggot, one thread will get recycled anyways.

>>78257124
what is wrong with his teeth?

>>78257062
If it was Eagles, Hicks would be elite.

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>>78257149
>implying Punished Blake would ever let that happen

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I'll start with a lukewarm take from PFF

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>>78257136
they look fine in this one

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How many pick sides will Tolzien throw against the Cards?
What team will Pagano confuse Arizona for this week?
Will Irsay ever fucking overdose and die?
And most importantly, will we steal the #1 pick from the jets?

>>78257184
It could happen, Hell I could say Kaep is Punished Blake

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This one is a fun read.

>>78257152
Wasn't sure about that. Hicks can be better against the run next week and then I'd definitely bump him up.

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>>78257136
they look a little reconstructed

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Great job USA Today

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NFL.com tied with SI for highest grade given to the draft class

>>78257203
Kaepernick has secretly used his funds to form a small nation of black civilians-turned-soldiers in order to fight the injustices of the world, while leaving his brain washed double in the NFL playing terribly and protesting the real Kaep as payback for brainwashing him

He is, Punished Colin, a man denied by his country

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>>78257201
>implying my Retardinals don't fuck everything up for both fanbases by losing

DO NOT underestimate their ability to choke the fuck out.

Fuck watch it end in a fucking tie.

>>78257050
R****ins

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CBS sports

>>78257305
We just made Goff look like a Pro Bowler, you guys got this

>>78257326
norman is at least good bro

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WashPo

>>78257363
WaPo is literally tabloid-tier, to be fair

>>78257347
>implying Carson isn't throwing a pick 6 as I type this.

Sad thing is that I want to win because I'm sick of Pagona plaguing you guys

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Captcha: Closed Passage

who fucking cares
christ i cant wait until DallASS gets put down in the playoffs again

>>78257424
Kiss the rings bitch, this is are year.

And here's SI who probably got the closest.

Mel Kiper's analysis is behind a paywall, but I've seen it. He gave it a C. Highlights saying he's skeptical Dak Prescott could ever be anything more than a backup, Zeke was a reach, and Jaylon was a bad gamble.

>>78257448
>Kiss the rings
Kiss the rings

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>>78257454
Whoops, forgot pic, here's SI

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>>78257448
>are year

>>78257454
It's also their second fucking year in the league. I agree that people were too low on the cowboys draft but it doesn't mean much if they start to flame out. Hell, look at the Colts 2012 draft and free agency, we got a fantastic QB and WR along with some other good pieces, and then added a top-tier corner through free agency. They looked great for three years, now they're all either dead or not on an NFL roster outside of Hilton

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>>78257448
>are year
spics, ladies and gentlemen

Since the cheatriots lost to a really bad team, are they concerned that they might be moved to London?

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>>78257541
>Patriots
>the symbol of America and its Independence
>they come home to London where it all started
I don't know if that'd be just things coming full circle, or the single biggest instance of being cucked I'd ever see. Maybe both.

Soup /sp/? So I sold all my chiefs gear a few years back when the team went 2-14. I heard they are doing pretty good now though. Is it safe to get back on the bandwagon now? Or was their recent win mostly because they played a team with an aging QB with skills in sharp decline?

The Cowboys are about as relevant as the Jaguars.

>>78257666
Whatever you say, Satan.

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>>78257658
>this salt

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>>78257722
All checked

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>>78257666
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>>78257722
Consecutive trips and double dubs

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>>78257658
find out next week

if i had a death note, i would honestly use it on kaepernick so i never have to hear about him again

>>78257882
but then you would hear about his "tragic" death and how the NFL killed him to silence his words. it never ends anon

>>78257882
If he ded right now than he would be praised as a hero and the NFL would get even more shit for not giving him a job.

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>>78257923
then i use it on myself

how long would it take to figure out Kira's favorite team?

You guys realize if the Cowboys defense is even above average they are strong contenders for a superbowl right?

>>78257941
they'll be lucky to get a wildcard

>>78257503
Obviously things can happen between now and later, but the experts who graded that draft didn't give the Cowboys a low grade expecting a freak injury or some other weird tragedy to now ruin a potentially historic draft. They were just flat out wrong about a number of things.

None of them even mentioned Anthony Brown who's probably the 3rd best contributor from that Cowboys draft so far. All their analysis were just stupid hot takes like, "Drafted a RB too high, wasted a pick on a player who won't even contribute in his first year, C- would not draft again"

>>78257981
Who will beat them in the division? Eagles?

>>78258036
They'll at least split with the whole division and the Eagles very likely will sweep them

>>78256786
dumbass /nfl/ doesn't even check if this is real (it's not)

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>>78257931
how would you kill yourself anon

death by snu snu?

>>78258036
>eagles
>intz
good one

>>78258116
literally lost to intz?

@78257130
@78258094
Not even going to dignify these shitposts with a proper (You)

>get baned last week for Tomlinposting

>>78258085
>they'll at least split the whole division
They look like the only team in that division that will have a winning division record. Eagles won't beat them with a poor offense just like the giants, and redskins have no recievers either. Cowboys can easily go 5-1 in the Division.

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You be the judge. I feel like this is a very clear take on the hottest debate in /nfl/ history

>>78258253
>poor offense
The eagles offense scored 23 points against a DL that's better than the Cowboys DL. If it was Eagles-Cowboys last week the Eagles win.

>>78258317
is this bait for ants?

>>78257935
Assuming of course you already knew Kira exists and was killing players, around 3 strategically beneficial killings to his team would start to implicate which team he likes. Even if he tried to false flag, the only way to go further than 3 would be something ridiculous like killing every single player in the league except on 2 teams.

>>78258317
You deserve to be baned for tinyposting

>>78258438
he will start with Goodell, then begin killing off the shittiest players and owners in an attempt to create a better NFL

>>78258332
The redskins DL is not better than the Cowboys DL this year. And the Eagles only scored 23? wooooow they'll be lucky to score 10 on a real DL like the Giants

>>78258690
Kerrigan > suspended guy #1
Literally Who > suspended guy #2
Literally Who = Literally Who

the Eagles DL is better than the Giants and they also chipped in 7 points last week.

>>78258690
eagles defense scores one or two TDs against Eli every game so it doesn't matter

>>78257503
>spent the number one pick on the second best QB in the draft
>ignored a bunch of crazy talented dudes to inexplicably take two TEs after that

Only Clotsfags ever thought that draft was good.

As for the Cowboys '16 draft, it's kind of hard to fault the criticism. Boys took a lot of huge chances there. The fact that five of those guys are already productive starters (and the NFL hasn't even met Rico yet) is insane.

>>78258860
>luck
>second best

who the hell do you think was better?

>>78257905
It's hilarious how triggered people get over this.

>>78257850
Come on. You know Andy's gonna push your shit in until you can taste it.

Even if the Chiefs turn out to be false gold, he's gonna whip the shit out of the Iggles.

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Is Joe Flacco stil elite?

>>78258860
>spent the number one pick on the second best QB in the draft
Hindsight is 20/20. You are talking out of your ass if you think *anybody* thought Russell Wilson would end up being the best QB of the draft. But then all cowboys fans do is talk out of their ass so who knows, you probably thought RG3 would be a hall of famer

>>78259050
>still

>>78258332
That's cool and all, but the Cowboys are better than the R******* in basically every other unit. Your offense scored 23 points vs a team that passes a bunch and drags out games leading to more possessions for both teams. The Cowboys do not allow teams a lot of chances to score with their ground game.

>>78258085
Did you watch the Iggles? Needing refball to squeak out a win against a soon to be 5-11 Skins team is so embarrassing you should pretend it never happened.

What exactly makes you think Philly will sweep? Is it the shit-tier coach, the absolute lack of running backs, defensive backs, and offensive line, or the "franchise" QB who's ligitmately the worst in the division?

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Fucking Lions jumped me in the draft and stole my WR
>tfw you post in the wrong board accidentally

>>78257378
t. drumpfkin

>>78259072
Better than your QB tbqhwyfam

>>78259126
which WR?

>>78258784
You have a point for Kerrigan but

Maleik Collins > Ziggy Hood
Demarcus Lawrence > Jonathan Hood
Sean Lee > better than every literal who linebacker outside Kerrigan

Only way Eagles beat the Cowboys this year is if Cowboys decide to rest starters again in week 17. Assuming Eagles aren't already out of playoff contention by then

>>78259239
Jonathan allen I mean

>>78259059
(Ignoring the rest since you were clearly just venting your perfectly reasonable frustration from being a Clotsfag)

>you probably thought RG3 would be a hall of famer

Of course not. He's from Baylor.

>>78259100
Let's be honest, Wentz is at least better than Eli. The only reason Eli isn't considered Bortles-tier is because he won 2 Super Bowls once upon a time.

>>78259308
After week 1 ya Wentz looks better than Eli. But Wentz is still overall the worst in the division.

>>78259149
It's National Enquirer: left wing edition. You don't have to be a trump supporter (as I am not) to see that

>>78259215
A rookie named Vance Porter, a route tunning WR I had been scouting since week 6, I had the #8 pick and the fucking rams traded with Detroit to snatch him out from under me, I had to trade Justin Ellis plus a 4th for that damn pick too, I'm pretty mad

>>78259308
Four QBs in the division. Three of them have put up big numbers, made a Pro Bowl, and won the division at least once. Intz is forever the littlest brother until he either does those three things, or Cousins moves to San Fran.

>>78259378
If you mean that both WaPo and NE feature highly-sourced, professional reporting, then I guess that fits.

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lgtss

>>78259325
Wentz doesn't immediately collapse to the ground the moment a pass rusher so much as breaths in his general direction.

Eli is genuinely one of the very worst QBs in the league right now.

>>78259050
Stop fucking posting this GARBAGE in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THREAD. It wasn't funny then and it's definitely not funny now!

>>78259477
>the city of graziano

>>78259453
WaPo is blog tier

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>>78259477
>wickersham
>not falcons

>>78259477
You can be forgiven for picking Vikings over Steelers, but Colts over anyone is unforgivably retarded.

>>78259477
>picking the failcoons over God's chosen team

When will they learn?

>>78259591
This, and I don't expect >us to change that until Luck, Kelly and Vontae are all healthy, and given how much Irsay likes to like about players' health in between hits off the crackpipe, that could very well be next season

>>78259501
You are so fucking mad right now

>>78259500
>Intz vs Dak, 2016

"Carson is clearly better! Look at all those weapons Dak has! If Carson had that kind of offense instead of the shit he has now, he'd be having the best rookie season ever right now! Plus we're missing our right tackle!"

>Intz vs Eli, 2017

"Carson is clearly better! Carson wouldn't give a shit if he didn't have anyone to throw to, or anyone to hand off to, or anyone to protect him! I guarantee you Carson would get that team to 8-8 all by himself!"

>>78259477
>Bengals get shut out
>everyone still picks them to beat the Texans

The absolute state of Houston

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>>78259477
upset incoming

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>>78259501
Forgot pic

http://www.freep.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2017/09/14/detroit-lions-fan-snapchat/665790001/

who was in the right here, was it too far for the punishment

>>78259717
Who cares, I'm mostly surprised the Lions have fans

>>78259717
>getting punishsd for a snap chat post

We're turning into the UK. Thoughtcrime is real.

>>78259503
t. someone who's never read WaPo ever

This is my last post on the subject, since fuck /pol/, but there is a difference between an outlet's news reporting arm and it's opinion page. Fox News is bordering on a WN propaganda outfit, but there are some very good reporters there. WaPo can be hysterical about the GOP in their opinion pages, but they break legit hard news all the time.

>>78259500
No he immediately throws picks under any sort of duress

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>>78256888
em

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>>78256888
idk

>>78259809
*but they break legit fake news all the time.

>>78259689
Difference being there was a collosal performance gap between Dak and Wentz last year that no amount of supporting cast or lack there of supports arguing Wentz is better.

Not so much between Wentz and Eli.

>>78259809
>Fox News is bordering on a WN propaganda outfit
Lmao know they aren't, they ride Israel's dick way too hard to be white nationalists

>>78259781
This is Detroit, it's blue state full of pathetic liberals don't understand the true concept of free speech.

>>78259905
>Michigan
>blue state

umm no sweetie...

>>78259809
>but they break legit hard news all the time.

Watergate was 45 years ago faggot

>>78259880
I don't think the Iggles are particularly stacked at the skill positions, but they're better than last year, and light years ahead of an OBJ-less Gints team.

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>>78256786
>I actually believed this shit

>>78260042
>1 average player

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>>78256888
oops had to update

>>78259809
Dude WashPo is partisan fucking garbage. If they obtained a picture of Hillary having lesbian sex with Merkel, you can bet they would never publish it.

Outside of like very basic cut and dry news outlets like Reuters, AP, ABC News, and NPR, I wouldn't go far out of my way to defend anything. If WashPo finds a legit news story, those other places will pick it up.

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>>78259864

>Eli has exactly 1.5 seconds to throw the ball before his O-Line falls down against even the most mediocre pass rushers
>Be surprised when he plays chuck-and-duck

>>78259781
>when a conservative is against a corporation doing whatever the fuck it pleases

>>78260199
I was talking about Wentz, the guy that Rivals eli in terms of throwing picks

Anyone else happy to see Bruce Arians fail? He was always super cocky for no reason

>>78259931
>Detroit is a democratic city
>rest of the state is red

The cities are cucking your whole fucking state. How can you be so blinded.

Lmao at some of these niggas. See people saying Andrew Luck is trash then begging him to come to their team. Luck would be a good top 5 QB every year if he wasn't at the colts. Put luck on the Ravens, the chiefs or the Vikings and those teams at least go to the Superb owl

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>>78260185
>Hillary having lesbian sex with Merkel

>>78260288
>rest of the state is red

Do you have any idea of Michigan's electoral history, or are you completely talking out of your ass? They voted Democrat in the six previous elections before 2016 you fucking moron.

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wheres my buffalo fans yet

you reasty for playodf???

>>78260042
I don't know what's worse, the fact that you got the base defense wrong, all the DB rankings fucked up, both starting DEs wrong, or that you included a guy with a broken leg.

>>78259646
>Gods chosen team
>star qb is a fag
Choose 1

How bad is tonight's game gonna be? I feel like I'm gonna watch it anyways since I have nothing better to do.

>>78260387
Cowboys run a 4-3 tho

>>78260359
And? Your still getting screwed by your own city.

>>78260457
bad. begnals are never entertaining and texans aint much better. snoozefest.

>>78260230
Someone getting punished for using snapchat at a game? You're goddam right I'm against that you commie. I would like to see where in the season ticket holder bylaws or whatever tht makes that a bannable offense.

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>>78256786
So fake its funny

>>78260488
Not from Michigan, not even close. But I'm also not a moron talking out of my ass.

>>78260508
Corporations are people dude. Also, they reserve the right to refuse service to whomever they choose. There's a reason SnapChat dude hasn't lawyered up. He has no case.

>>78260009
Early in the year last year, Dez was out and Dak was still doing well. A good QB doesn't need an elite WR to be productive, it's just a nice luxury. Any QB that uses a single WR as a crutch is not really a good QB.

Wentz still had Sproles, Ertz, and Mathews to throw too. Dak without Dez had Wittin, Beasley, and T-TWill which is a relatively equal cast.

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>Teams you're okay with winning the Owl
>Teams you'd hate see winning the Owl
>MVP
>Surprise playoff teams

>>78259866
Lol. You're using the 4-3 template. Switch Maritinez and Perry. Ryan shouldn't be pictured. Instead have Burnett at LMLB. Kentrell Brice at SS.

>>78260486
Yes, but they play a nickle about 80% of the time. Carroll played literally 100% of the snaps against the Giants any you don't even have him listed.

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Is it smart strategy to pick whoever plays the Colts in the eliminator challenge?

>>78260597
yeah I know but the thing is I'm very lazy

>>78260650
Until Luck and Kelly are back absolutely.
t. Colts fan

>>78256786
Holy shit, is Brady actually done?

>>78260570
>Teams you're okay with winning the Owl
Cardinals, Seahawks, Chargers, Raiders, Browns, Eagles, Jaguars
>Teams you'd hate see winning the Owl
Patriots, Steelers, Dolphins, Buccaneers, Ravens, Broncos
>MVP
Russell Wilson
>Surprise playoff teams
Jaguars, Browns, Chargers

>>78260650
Woah what a brilliant idea. You better delet your comment before someone steals it.

>>78260558
>Corporations are people dude.
No they are not

>>78260650
When it's a team you doubt you'd ever want to pick later, then yeah. Cardinals would be a good pick for that. Same for teams playing the Jets.

>>78260758
Did you just assume their legal status shitlord?!

Who you got in tonight's shit show?

>>78260637
Then make the nickel template so I can copy. Otherwise stfu

>>78260570
>Teams you're okay with winning the Owl
Colts since they're my team, Cardinals, Vikings, Rams otherwise
>Teams you'd hate see winning the Owl
The entire AFC outside of the colts, Cowboys, Packers, Eagles, Seahawks
>MVP
>Surprise playoff teams

>>78260683
Lol. Fair enough. I guess it's not even 4-3 but rather a Nickel. Which is what Pack used all game anyway. From snap counts plus memory it is
FS - Ha
SS - Brice
CB1 - House
CB2 - Randall
CB3/Slot - Rollins
OLB - Matthews
OLB/DE (elephant) - Perry
ILB - Martinez
ILB - Burnett
DE - Daniels
NT - Clark

>>78260558
>There's a reason SnapChat dude hasn't lawyered up. He has no case.

He should returned those tickets ripped and post something on snapchat saying fuck the Lions, I'm not a Packers fan.

He should sue for the right of his free speech and also he doesn't have the funds to take this at court.

>>78260758
I know they aren't, but conservativefags don't. That was the bait.

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>>78259809
>Makes an outrageous claim that FOX, a massive media conglomerate, is white nationalist propaganda
>Even though they defend Israel like attack dogs
Let's be honest: you hate FOX because they differ politically from you. I think FOX and CNN are both shills for their party, but honestly believing FOX is a white nationalist corporation is ludicrous.

>Thinks Washington Post isn't Far Left propaganda

The absolute state of The Left, everyone. Some serious cognitive dissonance going on.

>>78260966
The irony is both the American left and right are corporatist scum, it's just different corporations they lick the boots of (the right for banks, the left for tech giants). 3rd position is the only solution to all of this

>>78260948
If he had a case to sue a fucking NFL team, I assure you some greedy lawyer would take this pro bono. Just stick to sports fucknut, you're out of your element here.

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*blocks your path*

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>>78260570
>Teams you're okay with winning the Owl
Browns, 49ers, Rams, Raiders, Chiefs, Broncos, Vikings, Bengals, Buccaneers, Dolphins, Bills, Jets, Bears, Lions, Redskins, Giants, Jaguars, Titans
>Teams you'd hate to see winning the Owl
Cowboys, Seahawks, Packers, Cardinals, Panthers, Ravens, Saints, Falcons, Patriots, Eagles, Texans, Colts, Chargers, Steelers
>MVP
Alex Smith
>Surprise playoff teams
Browns, Rams, Redskins

>>78260966
>>78260758
Umm sweeties? You're both idiots

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizens_United_v._FEC

>>78261078
I don't think you read the majority opinion and dissent bits. Kind of important. Fag.

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>mfw y'all still shit talk Brady so much every year and constantly dismiss him for games... While he wins rings, HOF himself, GOATed himself, and led greatest comeback in NFL history. As y'all were probably shit talking and dismissing him at 28-3.


Its like y'all so PTSD after decades of him winning you easily forget 28-3, winning after 4 game suspension, and countless other challenges Brady overcomes with lesser players every season, for years/decades of proven quality.


In the meantime your fave team has 1 great regular season game in 5 years, or at best only reached playoffs in 10 years, and y'all start shitting on the sweet GOAT of American Football.


Its like y'all forget his heart. Or willingly ostrich your asses. To feel hope each new season.

Y'all better recognize.

>>78261158
I dont think you're a lawyer so suck my dick. Dissenting opinions are for losers get fucked lawlet.

>>78261202
>when you can use a single character to rebuttal an entire wall of text

*

>>78261202
Brady is a cuck

>>78261202
>this is your brain in dick

>>78261205
>judges are lawyers

Interesting.

>>78261045
>I assure you some greedy lawyer would take this pro bono

I'm sure someone will take that case unless some lawyer has a complete gripes against the Lions/Ford Organization.

>>78261259
Every single judge in the history of the country was a lawyer at one point you nob. Meanwhile you sweep aisles at the movie theatre

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Post the indisputable best players at their respective position.

>>78261339
You start

>>78261376
I already did faggot. Literally post someone better than Smith .

>>78261411
Donald Penn

>>78261339
i would say romo is the best at his position

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>>78261442
this

>>78261411
Hes not even the best in his division you aardvark

>>78261339
aaron rodgers
julio
al michaels

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Guys I had a dream about the Lions running this play for 45yd touchdown. It was so awkward looking it might just work.

The RB3 (in the Lions case Zach Zenner) is lined up as a WR. He moves in motion and as he approaches the QB, the ball is snapped and the QB runs out to his left in lockstep with the RB at his side. After 3 steps or so teasing some sort of option, the two turn back it is at this point the QB secretly gives the ball to the RB and immediately after the QB fakes the give to HB2 (in the Lions case this is Theo Riddick as he's actually a threat to get the ball in this situation. Doing this with a FB would be dumb) while HB3 actually gives the ball to the HB who goes up the middle with room to run (this would be the teams fastest RB).

>>78261489
LMAO THIS DELUSION. I know you have this weird Cowboys hate boner thing going on but this is just absurd.

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>>78261339

>>78261495
Could be useful in Madden

>>78261526
>Jason Peters
>Lane Johnson
>Trent Williams

All better.

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>people are still bothering owners about Kaepernick

>>78261604
>Breaking: Chiefs QB Alex Smith out with strained Vagina

>>78257219
Walter is a goddamn fool who should never be listened to. I only read his "analysis" so I can take the opposite stance.

>>78261625
LOOOOOOOOOOL VAGINA

>>78261583
>Lane Johnson

LMAO okay you are baiting me. But regardless. Smith is head and shoulders above all of them. The closest is Peters.

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>>78259809

Look at dus dumb liberal tranny sheep. WaPo is less real news than TMZ now. Proven so. Only NYT/CNN is less shit tier, and they are all shit tier. Fact is most liberal tranny media, including SPORTS/Football media like ESPN has gone full SJW Fake News liars. Look at the Kaepernick BlackLiesMatter coverage.


>Pic related ESPN "Sports/Football Journalist"

>When ESPN affirmative action hired SJW cancer nigress of Football/sports goes so full retard that her own liberal SJW bosses force her to apologize so identity politics full SJW "sports" ESPN does not sink faster than it already is.


Member like 10-15 years ago ESPN used to be a great American SPORTS institution? WTF happen??


My theory is Colin Kaepernicks BlackLiesMatter group of rioters and defender of literal thug criminals got validated too much. And most liberal tranny media outlets, including sports outlets went full SJW. Im sure Sports Illustrated is going to put a naked tranny in their next body sports issue. In fact I would bet money on it.


Who even watches ESPN for actual sports or Football anymore? Anybody here my niggas??When they laid off most of their actual good sports/Football analyst I heard, and went full diversity hires who infuse everything with their political SJW cancer of lies...instead of actual SPORTS.

Hope the bitch gets fired, but she wont. Since liberal tranny hypocricy and different standard held for actual Americans.

>>78260758
>>78260966
Are there really still people that are butthurt about Citizens United? If the 2016 election proved anything, it's that money doesn't win you shit. Hillary and Jeb squandered a fortune of corporate funding only to lose to a guy who got more people to see his message by shitposting on Twitter.

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>>78261339
Even less debatable is Zach Martin. I seriously dare anyone to name a better guard.

>>78261202
>y'all
>canuck
Faggot

>>78261666
Osemele

>>78261639
Wrong. PFF agrees with me and we both know more than you. Williams is their top ranked LT in 2016. Tyrone Smith is 6th. Ouch.

>>78260175
>dez is good
>dak is elite
Idiot

>OBGay out for 3 more weeks

Has a team ever went from contender to dumpster fire faster?

>>78261666
Mark Glowinski

>>78261781
Cowboys in 2015 after Romo went down.

>>78261717
First of all it is widely known in this general that you are BY FAR the dumbest trip here. Secondly PFF is garbage and your appeal to it's "authority" is pathetic.

Everyone ready for Watson's huge game tonight?

>>78261817
PFF is more reliable than some neckbeard homer.

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Picks are in.

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>>78261244

More like your dad is a cuck, and now you can only get off to cuck fantasies yourself my nigga. You have a weak mindset.

>>78261256

Sup my nigga. Remind me again how more successful my man Flacco is, than the GOAT?

>>78261690
Wrong.

>>78261794
Nope

Nice try though

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>>78261666
EVEN LESS debatable than Zach Martin name a better center than Travis Fredrick.. Literally impossible, And it's not even close.

>>78261817
>get BTFO
>y-you're dumb!

>>78261868
>all those cardinals picks
>in indy
>with a regressing old QB

What the fuck man. It doesn't make sense, the colts are worse than the bengals who are being favorted against a top 5 defense.

>>78261868
kimes is cute

>>78262035
no worse*

>>78262035
colts have no qb

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>>78261942
>hey, that faggot thinks Martin is the best guard in football

>>78262079
neither do the Cardinals lol. palmer is literally a bottom 10 QB

>>78261942
>tfw no big burly hairy bf like Martin
yes im a girl

>>78262010
>b..but PFF said so

Hardly call that BTFO of someone retard.

>>78262099
it cant get much worse than tolzien unless the colts arent starting him

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>>78262080
he is you turbo autist

>>78261868
You'd have to be seriously brain-damaged to think the Loins stand a chance in Metlife. Stafford will get eaten alive.

>>78261875
Brady hasn't accomplished shit. He's a cheater, it renders everything else meaningless.

>>78262080
Really? Yanda isn't even the second best guard in the NFL.

>>78262153
Both Yanda and Osemele are better than Martin.

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>>78262109

>>78261645
>when the post is 50% buzzwords

>>78262179
Dude Yanda is Elite as hell and I hate Baltimore, he's definitely best in the AFC with Osemele being #2

>>78261942
Alex Mack, Matt Paradis
>>78262195
this

>Oldbay comes into the thread
>not even talking about his team just talking about the other teams he is obsessed with
everytime.jpg

>>78262080
How are you this big of a Cowboys hater? Like seriously.. Not even the original poster but Martin is easily the best.

This general doesn't know the first thing about rating offensive line play. Absolutely fuck off.

>>78262242
>Paradis

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>>78262282
Sacks/pressures allowed is a good start

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So which one will be more based

>>78262219
Fucking retarded

>>78262219
Didn't say Yanda was bad. I would say it's Martin, Osemele, And then Yanda.

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>>78261942
Blocks your path

>>78262353
Is the other one your LT? Is he dead yet?

the only thing Yanda has over Martin is experience. That's it.

>>78262195
>>78262219
Martin is better, sorry. There are guys in Fredrick's and Tyron's same class the you can argue are around the same level, but Martin is ultimately go down as one of the greatest guards of all time if he continues like he has.

>>78256786
E X P O S E D
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>>78262176
>Brady hasn't accomplished shit. He's a cheater, it renders everything else meaningless.


You on that good crack my nigga? Because only dumb niggas say that old tired liberal tranny meme line.


Brady's name will echo in eternity and American history. Or until dumb SJW liberal trannies try more revisionist history like they wuz kangz and shiet.

>>78262121
> replying to the retard old gay

Tom Savage should demand a trade.

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>>78262345
Football is more fun when the Raiders are good. Dem unis are fire too.

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>>78262598
Fuck, wrong image

>>78262598
>>78262625
Was gonna say, both ass cheeks seem pretty similar.

>>78259477
>experts

unanimously picked the patriots and texans last week...

i want the replacement refs back

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>>78262206
>When you watch Jamele ESPN/CNN yourself and defend that liberal tranny trash media


My nigga, i drop truth bombs. And my Football insights while not as knowledge/expert as my nigga Old Bay, are on Nostradomus levels of revelation.

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>>78259477
>Rasms over Redskins

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not the proper defensive scheme but can't be arsed to change it

>>78262334
they forgot the t

>stimulated

>>78262451
>>78262442
>>78262349
>>78262261
>>78262258
>>78262179
>>78262153
>>78262121
>>78261942
>>78261904
>>78261817
https://www.profootballfocus.com/news/pro-top-25-nfl-offensive-linemen-this-season

>>78261781
2017 patriots

>>78260570
Cowboys, Chiefs, Vikings broship
Patriots, Raiders, Steelers, Packers enemyship
Zeke or Dak
Jags

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>>78262742

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If he were alive today who would he cheer for?

>>78262345
>>78262317
Now rate their run blocking.

Can't? Because that's more important than just meme pass protection.

>>78262885
The Dallas Cowboys of course. He'd have to be fucked in the head if he didn't.

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>>78262885

The Patriots obviously. They have everything he likes, and his whole family are from New England area.

>>78262962
They're even cheaters like him too!

>>78262962
They have a jew owner so no.

>>78262742
>Le doesn't understand zone blocking website

There's a reason the 3 Cowboys O-linemen are all bunched up together in the ratings. PFF is a joke for O-line rankings.

>>78262885
Seacucks

toxins suck

>>78262885
Whoever is the most popular team at the time and would help him gain the most voters.

Probably the Cowboys or Patriots.

what is ryan fitzpatrick up to these days?

>>78262999

>An all americas teams superbowl

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>>78262679
Disney bought E!SPN that's what happened. Outside of local guys and an ever shrinking hand full of hosts there isn't much left on E!SPN.

/sp/ is probably the best sports analyst in the world to be honest. Our autism is at a level sports writers could only dream of.

>>78263004
Backing up crablegs who will get injured before Halloween

>#Bengals WR John Ross is expected to make his pro debut tonight vs #Texans, I'm told. A knee sprain kept him out of the opener.

Who ready to see Dalton attempt and fail to throw to the fastest man in the league?

>>78262980

You mean WINNERS my nigga. And if Marylin Monroe offered to give you a suk, would u say no?

>>78263047
>muh fawty time

>>78263047
>ginger underthrows fastest man alive

>>78262985
>>78262908
https://www.profootballfocus.com/news/pro-ranking-all-32-nfl-offensive-lines-this-season

>This quarterback is currently on a 23 TD streak without an interception
Who is it?

My bucs are finally being appreciated for the division lock they are in this trash nfcs

>>78263028
>sp/ is probably the best sports analyst in the world to be honest. Our autism is at a level sports writers could only dream of.


True dat.

>>78263077
RGIII

>>78263077
Matt Ryan?