/hoc/

>1 post early
sage this thread

>>78255733
What the hell is that thing supposed to be.

>>78255733
>first for Pasternak

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still no hockey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67pACFl74V4

well, I guess that settles it

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>tfw not intelligent to be a impact player

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>>78255733
>assorted ML pics that will never be memes.

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Cowtown btfo

Who will net the most goals, Laine or Matthews?
Personally think Laine will score more goals, but Matthews will get more points than Laine

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Can the Leafs EVER return to Keon-level greatness?

>>78255757
Sage your life fagboy

>>78255888
>trips of trouble

That's fine, they can always move the team to the next largest city in Alberta that doesn't have a hockey team, which I see here is..... *googles Alberta* ...... Red Deer, population 99,718

>>78255888
>we wont threaten to leave calgary
>instead we'll just pretend like we arent going to stay forever
Nenshi will cave

>>78255929
just move them to mexico

>>78255945
mexico has 2 teams already, why do they need a third

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Where in Omaha is everyone from?

Main street born and raised here

>>78255745
did they migrate to anywhere?

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>>78255955
>canada admitting that they cant win a cup over shitty ass mexico

>canadian team
>cant support itself

>pre season is starting
>shitty hockey news outlets start ramping up on absolutely garbage stories over what laine said in one sentence about something completely meaningless

At this point he could be describing his morning shit and it'd be top level news for these shit firms.

>>78255976
it was 3-0 faggot

fuck this early shit

>>78255971
Council bluffs desu

>>78255976
>cups are country wins
Hate this meme. Don't you have a pool to clean?

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>>78255929
We have an extra rink in Edmonton they can use :^]

>>78255995
I don't read hockey news outlets, what are they shitting themselves about now?

>>78256152
The finnish ones though. Imagine the worst two-bit north american writer who literally writes out of his ass, as long as he mentions a finnish player he will be referenced as a credible source by these shitty outlets. They are the worst kind of garbage sites you could imagine and they keep clogging the site I try to use for hokei news with clickbait headlines.

>>78256119
>canadian teams aren't from canada

i hate not being retarded

>>78256215
Fucking hell, that's awful.

>>78256215
>>78255995
>>78255972
>>78255764
fuck off

>>78256239
>Players in the NHL win cup for the country the team they play in is located and not for the team itself
You wouldn't know that feeling, Jose.

>>78256215
I made a twitter for following hockey news and it's working pretty good now, I've learned who are faggots and who worth following

>>78256245
>hating on based Finland
Take your own advice, bucko.

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>only 2 days left until hockey
i don't care if it's irrelevant, it's still hockey

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>>78256245
Rude.

>>78256286
Don't listen to him Finnbro. You're a good lad.

>>78256258
>the team itself isn't located in a country

keep trying tho canadamad

>>78256312
I understand that English is not your first language so reading comprehension is probably not your forte, but way to totally miss the point Jose.
>captcha: Kerbourhis Mexico

>canashit dickriding finland
I always knew Sweden and Denmark were my best friends.

>>78256350
you get this assmad at 1993 everyday it's hilarious

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>>78256371
>calling out someone on their stupidity means I'm butthurt

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>"""""""""'our sport"""""""""""""
>havent won since before 90% of /sp/ was born

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the Minnesota no cups

>>78256350
>he's still mad and now it's an argument about reading comprehension when he doesn't even know how to use a comma
>also my name is Jose now but he's not mad

captcha: youcantgetanymadder thanthisguy

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>>78256426
>State of hockey
>0 cups

>>78256360
Based Amerifriend

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>>78256413

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>>78256413
Excuse me?

>>78256449
get the fuck out of here yurocuck you have negative cups

>>78256449
Great post, Dan. This is my favorite webm.

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>>78256467
>>78256360
The dane is a laffs fan

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>>78256450
>needing overtime to beat the lowly US team

yeah canada isn't really that good at hockey

>>78256458
look at how bald getzlaf is

you could park 2 cars on that forehead

>>78256486
And I bet you unironically like the jest, don't you bitchboy? Laffs aren't even near the top of worst canadian teams on /hoc/
>Snes
>Flims
>Laffs
>Canucks
>Jest
>Hasb
>Pantsoilers

Ranked from best to worst

>>78256450
>>78256458
No one cares about Mickey Mouse tournaments. You can keep your meme medals, we'll just keep winning the only trophy that matters.
But hey it's just hockey, nothing personnel kids

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>>78256541
hell yeah lifelong jets fan since 2016

I fucking hate Finns so fucking much.

>>78256544
>o-olympic gold doesn't matter!
>we
>>78256541
EXCELLENT post.

>>78255733
damn, kippers looks like THAT?

>>78255893
Eichel

>>78256712
Same old tired responses, still failing to address why not a single Canadian franchise has been able to win a cup for a generation

>>78256972
Because canadians are cucks that would rather win for the great U S of A than play for their homeland.

>>78256972
>post an old tired baitpos
>complain that you get old tired responses
wew

>>78256585
>dipping your fingers in your drink

Is he autistic?

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>>78255836
wow impressive, check out this sick kunt of a goal

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>"When you talk about the complete package, that's him. He can score, he can hit and he can fight. He is part of the rare breed of power forwards in hockey that everyone would love to have on their team. He never takes a night off, is lethal on the power play and has no problem going to the dirty areas. Jesse is the definition of a dominant forward" - Wayne Gretzky

>"When he’s in front of the net, he isn’t putting pucks in by luck, he has great hands down low and usually gets his best looks from there." - Mark Messier

>"I recognize him to be the headstrong leader of the charge in this new wave of young Finnish attackers, he will reinstate that Finland is a force to be reckoned with Internationally" - Jari Kurri

>"I have sent many men to their graves, the grim reaper has fed on my undertaking for decades... I have stared death in the face and it's incarnation on earth is Jesse Puljujärvi" - Vladimir Putin

Name ONE (1) SINGULAR object or entity in the observable universe that can stop Puljujärvi from his crusade against dehydration and Swedes this season

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>>78257055
>not eating ice cubes with fingers

what, are you a fucking faggot?

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>>78257074
his uncontrollable lust for women

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>>78257120
t. Roope Hintz

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>>78256286
It's ok finn, he was probably a stinky beaner.

Steve Lloyd
@TSNSteveLloyd
Clarke MacArthur failed his medical.

Why doesn't he just retire at this point?

>>78257158
finn hater is the reddit poster that hates bill so he's either philthy or poolumbus most likely

>>78257068
The funny thing about this is that if he got what he wanted out of this play (dumping it into the corner) it would have ended up on McDavids stick

Dumb fuck Lmao

>>78257216
He's chiraqi

>>78257233
I believe it, wonder why he hates bill so much then

>>78257264
Kessel is objectively reddit though

>>78257264
We kept calling the hawks reddit and it triggered him so hard he calls everything and anyone reddit

chiraqi reddithawk couldnt handle getting swept by based predators last playoff and went into psychosis

>>78257290
it's one of the oldest /hoc/ memes tho

>>78257322
It really isn't though

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Ready for trophy number 2 this year.

>>78257346
it's over 5 years old

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Ryan Nugent Hopkins 1st season points per game:
>.838
Auston Matthews 1st season points per game:
>.841

Nice "Generational Talent" you have there, you fat retarded faggots.

>>78257353
k

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>>78257353

>laffs calling busthews a generational talent
>the special education program of moronto

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>>78257290
>>78257322
>>78257346
calling anything reddit is just a shitty meme for lazy unoriginal people

and bill will always be a /hoc/ meme

>>78258115
t. reddit

>>78257212
This upsets me greatly. I wish he could play, but he really shouldn't if it is concussion related.

I hope it's just something dumb like a slipped disc, but I know they would have given the reason out if that were the case.

>>78258115
Any reason you have a username on an Anonymous imageboard? You might like Reddit, they have usernames there.

>>78257353
The rules are clear: a player is only allowed to win the Norris when Karlsson was clearly the best defenseman that year once in their career. Doughty and Burns got their turn so it's now time for someone else to steal it.

>>78258236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEh55I5PTRs

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>>78258256
>you will never bet butthurt enough to pinpoint every single mistake an elite player made during the course of a season and compile them into a YouTube video

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>>78258203
Because i can

Maybe someday you'll be able to as well if you try hard enough

Name me a tripfag that isn't an obnoxious faggot
Protip: [spoiler]You can't[/spoiler]

>>78258285
>Sens fans post 1000s of posts fellating Karlsson after he lost the Norris
>Evidence.avi
>Hurf durf ur mad

>>78258300
Nah bud I can actually grasp the concept of this site, unlike you

Reddit or HF might be more your speed if your objective is to seek attention

Do people unironically tripfag? For what good?

>>78258399
Easy to make a player look bad by compiling his mistakes in a 7 minutes video. Now make a video of all of his good plays and let's see if it lasts a measly 7 minutes.

>>78258468
they don't receive any attention in real life so this is the only way they can get some

>If you’ve ever dreamed about being an NHL goaltender, the Los Angeles Kings have an opportunity for you.

>The Kings are holding open tryouts on Sept. 27 for the emergency goaltender position. Potential goalies have to be at least 18 years old and can’t have ever signed a pro-level deal.

>“The NHL requires each home team to have an emergency goalie in the stands for every game and we thought this would be a good opportunity to see who in our area is best qualified for the job,” Kings president Luc Robitaille said in a news release. “It will be interesting, that is for sure.”


Which one of you is it gonna be, /hoc/?

>>78258604
can't they call up some prospect?

>>78258604
>tryouts day
>no one shows up because >spics in charge of looking for a job
Bravo, Luc.

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>>78258414
>crying about people tripfagging is the concept of this site

Why is there no good tripfag? Is it a prerequisite to be an obnoxious retard to get a tripcode?

>Adidas authentic jerseys are $70 cheaper than the Reebok edge jerseys

What's the trade off? this doesn't make sense.

JT Miller will play center for the rags

which means that they will sign Jagr

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>>78258604
>tfw I'd have to live in fucking LA if I got that position

Why cant this job be somewhere comfy

>>78258944
They have 3 mil left in cap space, reckon Jagr would try and ask for more
At least he was rumoured to have asked for 3,75 from Flim flams

>>78255733
Good thread nice to see Canada getting blown the fuck out.

>nineteen ninety three was thirty years ago

>>78258502
>All his mistakes

Source video only had highlights of goals. So mistakes that didn't end up with the puck in the net weren't available.

Anon who made the video wasn't the same anon who dug up all the footage. Some American sens fan posted all the individual links and another anon compiled it in one reel.

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Devils.

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>anons are the worst posters ever posting maple leaf pony dog threads and talking about sandwiches
>a bloo bloo why is there no good tripfag

>>78259011
if he gets no other offers then why not?

>>78259173
So you admit that basically the problem is Toronto.

>>78259176
The rangers would be better off keeping 3 million for the deadline so they could add mike green or some shit if a lot of their d men get injured

Jagr is goofy and funny and all but not worth the asking price

>Be kings fan
>Get genocided

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Thoughts?

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>tripfags

sucks being a hockey fan and having the absolute gayest thread on spee

can you guys get your act together

>>78259569
/hoc/ would become the best thread on /sp/ if all finns and albertans were banned

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Newer version

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>>78259585
>mad at Puljujarvi posters

>>78259442
well i'm not getting my dick sucked so i guess that means i have to invent a tripcode.

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>make one /hoc/ related post about bill
>thread turns into a bunch of faggots getting mad at tripfags

ya'll're fucking retarded except me

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>>78259600
best version here

@78259811
It's because no one likes you, here or in real life

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>flims ain't getting a new arena

>>78259811
My first post itt, but you are an annoying faggot.
kys

Points should be given out like in soccer

3 for win, 2 for Ot win, 1 for ot loss

With current system faggy teams like vegas and Nashville make playoffs yuck!!!

>>78260356
>soccer
go away jose

>>78260393
Why not they've changed the game so much for the worse, why not make a change that gets rid of artificial parity?

This isn't the same sport I grew up watching and the players 20 years ago were objectively superior to these strong bean twink ice soccer faggots in the league today like Wilson

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>>78260478
go away jose

>>78260515
/sp/ was made because of soccer though.

>>78260515
You must be one of those black orphans with two gay dads that the sport is trying to attract now

>>78258468
>>78259983
t.brainlets

>>78258468
Because they are mentally unstable

>>78260515
Cringe

>>78260626
>mad because frogs get the 'canes
lmao, imagine being this butthurt about two irrelevancies.

>frogs getting a team
LEL HERE HE GOES AGAIN GETTING BUTTHURT

>>78258468
it probably helps them feel like they matter in life.

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>>78259983
sunbelt BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>78260720
What do you think it's like living in a paki-infested irrelevant shithole with no NHL team?

>>78260794
Hamilton has a football team, and the Flames will relocate here soon enough.

>its another sunbelter getting asspained thread

>>78260794
Would never know or find out but I'm sure it's depressing desu

>>78260540
You already lost this argument, just stop

>tfw north of Canada's entire population

>>78260941
i doubt that is even possible

>>78261086
Alaskafags can pull it off

>>78261183
nah

>>78261086
>>78261183
>>78261250
I live in barrow

>>78261255
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alert,_Nunavut

>>78261255
I mean if you want to get technical, we have Alert. Checkmate or something.

>>78261086
>Almost 90% of all Canadians live within 200km/125miles of the Canada-USA border
semen slurpers

it starts with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93y4_MLzOnU

>>78261320
God damn. Canadians really are cuckholds, aren't they?

>>78261320
Wtf we need another wall

>>78261447
>build wall
>never see your team win again
worth it?

>>78261447
>another
How about you focus on getting the mexican one built first

>>78261475
>have majority of the league
>oh no what ever would we do without 7 cucknadian teams
Lmfao

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>canashits

>>78261562
>build wall
>no canadians on your team
>your team is suddenly shit
Not very intelligent, are you?

>>78261597
>still have 24 teams
>still have players to fill
While our player base improves yours becomes over saturated.

>>78261614
>player base improves
i didnt know getting absolutely blown the fuck out was good for player development.

>>78261659
>space to fill
>more youth playing and developing
>league becomes good and expands
>canada still stuck with 7 maybe 10 teams
kek

>be publix poster
>die in a hurricane
Good.

>>78261715
>league becomes good and expands
more like league folds because none of the teams make any money

>>78261760
too bad they can't relocate to America like the frogs yets n sens
maybe vanpooper will stop fucking their fans to get some butts in seats

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>>78261792
we were talking about your hypothetical american only league, which would fold or greatly contract because lol sunbelt, not to mention the piss poor on ice product
pic related

>he hasn't been to tmobile arena yet
lol fucking casuals

imagine being canadian and literally never seeing your team win the cup lmao

>>78258671
Yes but they are emergency for a reason. Both goalers are unable to play at the last minute for whatever reason. A prospect might be hours away or currently playing

>>78261447
NHL can actually afford plane rides though

>>78261597
>what is a work visa
Not very intelligent, are you?

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>>78260928
Good retort

>tfw I live in the lower half of my state and its still north of Toronto
Is Toronto sunbelt?

let's be real ehre

calagary is staring

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>>78258604

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Isl/a/nders

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I almost feel bad for him

>>78262370
>40c (90f+) in the summer
>not sunbelt

>>78262531
Obsessed

78262369
Back to r*ddit you go

re: 78263215
pretty rich coming from a r*dditor

You know realize that Toronto is at the same latitude as Eugene, OR

78263232
Only a literal r*dditor would think /sp/ was created for divegrass

ban amerilards when
all they do is cancerpost

woah lads, first Swede in this thread

My Swedish dubs confirm Washington will win the cup.

>>78263282
maybe next year ovi

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Pretty rude, I am 90% constructive but I certainly cannot say the same for the rest of my countrymen.

captcha
>select vehicles
>highway sign for newark
>its smoggy as fuck in the pic
Also thanks pacific northwest for all the haze this week, there have been air quality alerts.

ban canadumbs when
all they do is tripfag and redditpost

>>78263333
wew

>>78263409
RARE
A
R
E

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>>78263245
prove this wrong

>>78263438
winnishit is sunbelt af

>>78263438
Montana has the lowest recorded temperature in the lower 48, -70 (-56 for communists)

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wild gonna be shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pG_WFu3_tU

>only 1 day before the hurricane
Is Frankie a fraud?

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just a preview of what the noits should expect to be playing infront of every night

>>78263581
Pls don't bully Frankie

>>78263613
>a team that can't win a cup is making fun of another team that can't win a cup

>>78263426
>hues
>rare
here, have a (You)

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OUR

FUCKING

YEAR

>>78263568
This is probably the end of any window >we had. Parise is officially dead and only the mild winning some case to not be under the current CBA will prevent that from being shit.
Kaprizov's contract expires right when the next lockout happens so he is never gonna play here.
Dubnyk came back to reality
Youngish guys like Coyle, Granlund, Zucker, and Nino are at the typical prime age and will be the only savior.
Staal and Suter are old and will begin the decline soon.
They will be much shittier if they keep trading first and second round picks for deadline busts.
However if they do win it will be the first time time someone has threepeated for two different teams in the expansion era. Claude Lemieux went back to back.

>>78263696
all those words that nobody cares about

>>78262531
poor boy

>>78263646
Don't fucking feed it for Christ's sake

>>78263438
There's only 6 non sunbelt teams desu

>>78263850
brazil is the worst poster though

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just give me the (you)s and no one gets hurt

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>Virtanen is "killing it" at training camp

Killing the buffet table, more like it.

>Nino Niederreiter
>Ryan Strome
>Morgan Rielly
>Elias Lindholm
>Michael Dal Colle
>Noah Hanifin
>Olli Juolevi
>Elias Pettersson
>virtanen (honorary)

Is the 5th overall pick just guaranteed to be overrated trash/bust tier?

>>78264257
>Hanifan
>Dal colle
>Reilly
>Busts

>>78264486
>Dal Bust
>not a bust

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>>78264113
say that again, i dare you

How many post do you think K*ppers replies to himself.

>>78264535
Her """career""" has already flopped. She should try being an enforcer in the NHL. She'd knock people the FUCK out.

Hope she dishes out an angry flying elbow and end McGayKid's """career""".

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>VAGS

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SOMEONE SIGN JAGR FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THIS ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE

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lmao

>>78264588
>vags twitter is literally r*ddit
nothing to see here

>>78264588
Great joke especially since Perron rhymes with child

>>78264635
And David rhymes with sweet

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reminder that when calgary moves to seattle next season it means that the oilers permanently win the battle of alberta and will forever be the better city and team

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>>78264584
"""she""" could be a modern day brashear or mcsorely, i have no doubts. could single handedly revive the sedin's careers

>>78264681
>spend 10 years begging the city of Edmonton not to force them out
>spend 10 years saying if we don't get a stadium we will leave
>spend 10 years of terrible hockey
>spend 100 years being a joke of a city
Lmao Calgary is the cradle of hockey

>>78264631
If the pit boss was all in the other guys face, you did nothing wrong, and he can suck it. Like, you can technically hit on 19 and it's not illegal. Dick move? Yes, but not illegal.

There's like a standard "traditional" way of only hitting on a certain number, or doing the one specific thing if the dealer is showing an ace, but ultimately it's your money. Thank him for his service in WWII and go on with your day.

>>78264631
Enji seriously won the genetic lottery, Jesus Christ.

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seattle flames two thousand and nine teen stan leec up champions

>>78264604
Why do you care? He has never played in Canada and only in the west once. His wanting to play for the hasb was likely fabricated unless he was just looking to slay pussy.

>>78264726
thank you sir for storming the beaches on dday so that jews can corrupt our society without fear

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>>78264681
>it means that the oilers permanently win the battle of alberta
edmongolian standards everybody

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I'm 4 hours late but I'd just like to laugh at the Paki living in Gaybeck who thinks he'll ever get a team

>>78264740
>>78264681
>>78263358
>>78259627
>>78258991
>>78257158
>>78256486
>>78256286
>>78256132
>r*edditfrog
go back

>>78264807
May I join the Canes bandwagon please? Is there still room?

>>78264857
Cananiggers not welcome

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>>78264857
hop on now before Ron Francis finishes assembling his magnum opus and Aho jerseys sell like hotcakes in the Carolinas and beyond

>>78264897
ill enjoy watching your team sink further into irrelevancy you fucking fag americuck

>>78264897
So does that include Ward, Brindamour, Stall, Ladd, Recchi etc?

>>78264857
you're a few decades early

>>78264943
>>78264933
Sorry frogs, you will never ever get an NHL club. Stay irrelevant

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>>78264807
>being a fan of a team so shitty the owner's children don't even want the team for free
big laughs right here

>>78264933
>>78264943
mad

>>78264951
try 2-3 years m8, the pieces are there and Crosby the Ancient dies soon

>>78264990
the non existant nordiques are still more relevant than the carolina hurricanes

reconcile that one you fat retard

>>78265001
that's a lot of enters

>>78264998
>>78265031
>he hasn't heard about Moneybags McInvestment buying the team to recapture the fanbase and improve marketing/facilities/etc.
Sad!

Karmanos and his spoiled brats won't be making >us the Red Wings South knockoffs anymore

>there are canashits in this thread RIGHT NOW who have no NHL club in their city
lmaoing @ ur life

>>78265074
>recapture the fanbase
i havent laughed that hard since 9/11

Would mcdavid be likely to play touhou?

>>78265103
>tfw no halifax whalers

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>>78265074
>recapture the fanbase and improve marketing/facilities/etc
>believing this

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>>78265165
>not the halifax explosions

>canastupids

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>the Colorado Avalanche will soon be older than the Nordiques ever were
>fan base of a dead and defunct team still existing
>mad at the Sunbelt

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Dumb slav lmeao https://streamable.com/v6m5j

>>78265267
Wait. You're telling me that a major Canadian city was unable to support an NHL franchise? How embarassing. Isn't hockey supposed to be "Canada's game?"

>>78265322
>quebec city
>major
are all amerifats as dumb as you?

>>78265322
>"""""major""""" Canadian city
no but the township of Quebec City lost a team and had to watch them win the Stanley Cup the very next year

>>78265103
>tfw live in middle of the desert
>tfw still have a nhl team
LEAFS BTFO

>>78265382
>>78265347
Top 10 in metro population. Stay cucked, frog :^)

>>78265322
>the shitty of Gaybec
>major
You can either say nothing and look dumb, or say something and confirm it.

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>>78265510
>top 10
What did the ameridumb mean by this?

>>78265693
>he doesn't know what a metropolitan area is
Why are Canashits so fucking stupid?

>>78265726
>he moves the goalposts when he's clearly wrong

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>saskatoon flames

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>>78265726
Forgot the ''metro'' part, that's on me. However being in the top 10 means jackshit when you're not even remotely close to top 5

>>78265844
>not even 1 million
Sad!

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>>78265876
>He wants pajeets and chinks in his city to inflate population numbers

>>78265771
>moves the goalposts
>specifically states metro area in original post which is far more relevant when gauging local interest in sports
Is the influx of migrants affecting the average Canacuck's ability to read or something?

>>78265913
>implying people would actually want to live in frogland
whew

>>78266087
>implying our migrants aren't more educated than the avg canadian

please stop this petty bickering between na allies and concentrate your efforts on the true threat

finnish ppl

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>>78266239
USA and Canada may be BFFs but seriously fuck you guys

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>>78266239

This hate is undeserved!

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http://www.newsobserver.com/sports/nhl/carolina-hurricanes/article173366681.html

>Said Karmanos: “That team’s not moving, no matter who owns it.”

Ahahaha suck my fat southern dick /hoc/

>>78264857
Absolutely

>>78266239
>finnish
>ppl
pick 1

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>>78266239
>>78266675
bery BERRY gud boast

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who /darkhorse/ here?

>>78266801
>debbies
>dark horse
maybe for first overall pick lol

>>78258671
The idea is that if both goalies get hurt in the same game you can put some random guy into the game

heres a question: why dont we nuke finland?

>>78259983

>Be in the same division as St. Louis
>Not having to be in the division as Chicago and Minnesota.

Could be worse as a Stars fan, I guess.

>>78267165
>we

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>>78266801

>>78267165
>>78267280
they're better used for canada

>>78267165
Canada has no nukes
This bickering is retarded but at least hockey related.
At least when the (pre)season starts the serial shitposters will get less attention.


Will Vegas do well in the preseason because they are trying to gel their team against many prospects or will they still shit the bed with dumping rookies into it. We all know they will compete for the first overall pick.

>>78267329
lmao you pussies cant even nuke north korea, id like to see you try it with Canada

>>78267165
because it's a pointless nation with no military?

>>78267492
here you go, friend

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>>78267165

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>>78267492
The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

USA can't even beat Vietnam farmers at hockey ahahahahaha!

>>78267525
lmao really?

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>>78267525
So we cant beat vanpooper?

>>78267522
>>78267509
Thanks, lads.

>>78267431
>nuke north korea
>it pisses off Russia and China, and to a lesser extent the rest of the worl
>nuke Canada, only the UK cares as much as 2 much more powerful countries

The fallout issues would be bad PR though, far to close.

>>78267492
What are you going to give in return?

>>78267605
is back2back world war champions USA that afraid of some slanty eyed fucks and subhuman slavic "people"?

>>78267657
'nam gave em ptsd

amerilards, how do you plan to fuck up the LA olympics besides excessive smog?

>>78267657
>US
>champions
dont believe the shitposting, Russia won WW2
WW1 was won by attrition, they US just came at the right time to turn the tide.
Are you not afraid of nuclear armed countries waging full war against you? Even if they just invade or if you invade them the death toll these days would be ridiculous

>The Boston Bruins are forced to relocate after Russia launches a surprising NE coast naval bombardment.

canashits, how do you plan to win the stanley cup which has been in american hands for 25 years?

>>78267903
The air quality is mostly canadas fault, at least in my state. The flames must be having their last hoorah.

>>78267941
Winning 4 games in the finals