Bundesliga

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first for Erster Fußball Club Köln.

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>>78248222
this froggo really needs to stop being so happy. its not fair

Köln is going to get slaughtered

Is this /bundes/?

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>>78248286
Playing a game where they can sit deep, defend and play a counter attack every now and then could be just the right thing for them at the moment. Oh but who am I kidding....?!

>the absolute state of the austrian shareholder right now
good

>Leipzig draw
good

Update: denbark has lost some of his babbyteeth and his adult teeth should be coming in soon

>>78248727
didn't knew that doggos have babyteeth too desu.

>>78248317
no, this Bundesliga

goodnight

Redpill me on SpVgg Unterhaching.

>>78250975
you first

Good morning btw

Hmm, I like how all the Cologne - Arsenal hype seems to make everyone forget that Hertha will Start in the group stage of a European competition for the first time in 8 years today.

>>78248136
Why isn't he allowed to vote? I'm intrigued!

>>78248791
Most mammals have them

Denmark jumps TWENTY places to 26th on the latest FIFA Coca-Cola World Ranking.

>>78252906
Pepsis better m8

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>>78252937
I don't drink soda anyway.

>>78252906
why

>>78253017
>no designated shooters on the assassin towers

2/10

>>78253045
We won two games in qualifying, one of them against a very highly ranked team.
I think that gives you a lot of points.

>>78253058
Watch this
https://youtu.be/fQuG2bmm1ok

>>78253072
i see

still mad at how we got screwed over yesterday

>>78253175
Kek

almost time for work

>>78248727
That's good. Didn't know that doggos have babbyteeth either.

Give de bark a hug :3

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>>78253175
BESCHISSEN WORDEN

>>78253175
yeah but you know how it is. everything is an excuse and tottenham were 9000 times better etc. lets just be quiet and wait for the inevitable 4-1 rückspiel. this thing is not over yet.

>>78253175
*Heads straight to the Europa league quarter final exit*

>>78253443
>schluchti
But Im German

>>78253446
yeah its not over. It was just one game (an away game at that) and we'll bounce back.

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Tuchel = GOAT

>>78253576
What happing?

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>literally the third time Jimmy pebbles and I bid the same amount on a player and each time the player has been awarded to him

>>78253654
Memeverlagerung made an article about Dortmund under Bosz. This little excerpt is about why Tuchels system was superior against teams that like to sit deep and go for counter attacks

>>78253689
next time you go for a player you should bid a little bit more money. It's not like 10,15 or even 10000€ less would hurt you financially.

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>>78253696
How mad will shareholders be when Tuchel replaces Carlo and starts the next decade if Bayern dominance?

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>tfw just drove an old friend of mine to the train station because he's too stupid to catch a bus
>a literal sören living in berlin. studienabbrecher and without a job for 2-3 years
>had to move out of the room he didnt pay for because the owner got someone who actually paid rent so he moved back to his dad
>all he did on the drive was talk about how great berlin is, that everybody should move there because its sooo shitty elsewhere
>"ohh you're interested in football now?.. ughhh must be because you didnt move to berlin.."

berlin sörens really are the absolute worst

>>78253772
>ohh you're interested in football now?.. ughhh must be because you didnt move to berlin

but this doesn't make sense even by sören standards.

>>78253786
he thinks football is for nazis and bauern. and those dont exist in berlin

>>78253798
tell him he's an idiot.

t. Ronny aus Marzahn-Hellersdorf

>>78253772
I'm absolutely sure this happened and you aren't lying at all

>>78253951
why would I lie? whats so unbelievable about it

Daily reminder that the Austrian shareholder isn't even a real Austrian but a German plant to make us look bad.

>>78237306

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>Tuchels Reise
>Er gilt als einer der besten Fußballtrainer - daran zweifelt auch nach seinem Rauswurf bei Borussia Dortmund niemand. Doch was ist Thomas Tuchel eigentlich für ein Mensch? Wir haben ihn nach New York begleitet, wohin er flog, um über sein Leben nachzudenken.

1/8

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>>78254110
2/8

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>>78254118
3/8

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>>78254129
4/8

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>>78254048
Based goldenes dachl austrian

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>>78254137
5/8

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>>78253175
wew

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>>78254152
6/8

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>>78254118
>"Er hat die Figur eines Models"

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>>78254162
7/8

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>>78254174
8/8

>>78254174
I can't reed German so I thought I'd mention that I like you're table

>>78254191
It's just an old ass table I got from my parents. Nothing special really

>>78254192
Looks nice and sturdy

>>78254184
thanks, will read it later

Hoffenheim - Braga 0:0
Arselel - Cologne 5:1
Hertha - Bilbao 1:3

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Rip in piece to his career

>>78254418
Kevin ist eine supa supa player

>>78254416
effzeh will play 1-1. arselel is cocky and plays with a b team and stöger is not stupid. they will park the bus with 10 men in the box and score through cordoba in one cheeky counter.

time to go to work
goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dXxZNsg8ew

>>78254209
i guess.

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Who can stop them?

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>>78254418
fucking finally he is rated adequately

ich bin effzeh fan aber hab nen zehner auf arsenal

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>spent all day running around fetching all sorts of papers
fucking hell why does this shit have to be a part of life. drink enough water and you wont get kidney stones, there should be a similar rule for bureaucracy desu

Will Poldi make an appearance fo ther Kölle-Arsenal game?

>>78254765
I don't think that FC Turbine Kobe plays in the EL this season.

>>78254765
can you name a reason why he wouldnt

>>78255057
busy with JAV porn stars

>>78254048
>Austrians aren't Germans
nett gememet

>>78255081
okay

>>78254716
a hangover

i really like watching press conferences desu

it's so comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMzH9J3VGok

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>c'mon anon you must have SOME hobbies besides sports
>what do you do in your spare time?

>>78255217
FUCKEN SIE TOTEN

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>>78255217
>Come on anonette, you must have SOME hobbies other than makeup tutorials, reality TV shows and drinking

>>78255217
I fart in crowded lifts. You?

>>78255203
wolfsburg pk's with jonker are great. his speech is so captivating kek

>>78255269
makeup tutorials, reality TV shows and drinking

https://twitter.com/TheAwayFansVids/status/908333925310791682

>>78255285
hmm pretty pathetic but okay. wanna bang?

>>78255217
meine hobbis sind chillen un freunde und spilautomaten

who /unbeaten in the CL/ here

>>78255217
do such scenarios even happen? i literally never experienced such a thing by myself or by proxy.

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>>78255338
no

>>78255217
Is this London Keys?

>>78255349
that's an odd Rüsseltier

>>78255348
yes

>>78255351
no

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>>78255345
Feels Okay

>>78255348
Like you get dates, uggo

>>78255363
>yes
is this a berlin/köln thing then? i cant imagine any girl being this..weird.

>>78255374
honestly a bit annoyed by the way this is displayed as a "bad result" or "paying for their inexperience"

they drew against last years' semifinalists while being the better team for fuck's sake

>>78255332
It'll be a "Köln gets trashed 5:0 while their fans make an insane support for 90 mins straight and get praised by the social media crowd" episode

>>78255386
It's a 4chan meme

>>78255418
very likely considering Köln looks like complete poop at the moment.

>>78255386
girls love pushing weak guys into a corner

if they smell youre a little twink faggot with no back theyre going to fuck you down

Oh for fuck's sake, this isn't your goddamn chatroom, you fucking shitheads.

>>78255443
not really though

>>78255418

>>78255384

>>78255349
No problem. Also I didn't know you had a tiny dick fetish. Would be kinda embarrassing if I'd get my monster out.

>>78255458
okay

>>78255466
>no sound
bit redundant

>>78255466
thanks for the gif and checked

Ich kann auch ein bisschen Deutsch sprechen.

>>78255466
the video with sound makes me want to watch the match

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case in point

>>78255217
I dont know how about sitting around in you stupid country because I am not allowed to get a job although I am an upstanding citizen ? because your fucking western government doesnt recognize the degree I got in Syria. You fucking racist bitch.

>>78255530
>because your fucking western government doesnt recognize the degree I got in Syria.
Your third degree burns count for nothing here.

Based Daum finally got the boot.

>>78255556
off by one

check mine though

>>78255526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mavSKDCCstM

>>78255556
I have an engineering degree you fucking subhuman, what did you accomplish in life ? sitting infront of your TV all day watching idiots kick a ball around and drinking alcohol. and you judge me ?

>>78255592
Same degree in a first world country. :^)

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>>78255530
>>78255592
get this hothead outta here

Herman bait is on a new level of shitness today.

>>78254497
>cordoba

>>78255640
>>78255640
>>78255640

leiter oder kartenrisiko?

Gooood morning

>>78255715
yes hello

>>78255700
Deine Mutter

elite opinion: mls teams should be allowed to qualify for cl/el

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>>78255802
i agree

>>78255797
reissdorf>

>>78255826
>not possible
>implying

>>78255882
are you 10000 years old?

I, WISH THAAAAT
I WAS BORN A THOUSAND YEARS AGOOO

>>78255908
yes

>that hoffenheim attendance
disgusting

@ asaf lass käfig gehn burak serkan un sherif kommen auch

THAT GOAL FROM SCHALLANOGLU THO

>>78256268
tamam brudi

Köln fans in London are the top story on DailyMail right now

>>78256226
show some respect. the entire village of sinsheim is in the stadium.

WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER

How's HW4 doing?

I like to chew it chew it
I like to chew it chew it
I like to chew it chew it
I like to....chew it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_AceNz7HAc

TOR IN SINSHEIM

>>78256226
everyone is working on the new SAP update cut them some slag

>>78256538
Played an opponent onside, which lead to a goal.

Zlín - FC Sheriff is the patrician match btw

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PLEASE bury these faggots.

>>78256724
oxlade-chamberlain doesn't play for arsenal anymore

TOR IN SINSHEIM

>ausgleich
ugh

Ich bin keinen Schweinhund.

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>>78257058

We (Milan) are back!

SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO SAP BTFO

and nailsman wants to go to bayern?

>SPD at 20%

LOOOOL

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>>78257325
delet this

>muh nagelsmeme
top kek

>>78256079
Good song

Say goodbye to the 4 CL spots

Tell me about Koln, why does he delay the match?

>Die Partie zwischen Arsenal und Köln wird aufgrund des hohen Fanaufkommens um eine Stunde nach hinten verschoben.

kleiner tip an meine freunde: mal mama fragen ob ihr so spät noch fernseh gucken dürft

>>78253732

I'll be very angry

>>78257569
Unlikely Bundesliga will drop to 5th

>>78257619
darf nich :/

>>78257599
I think Arsenal is still salty about German fans from that one time Bayern fans threw toilet paper on the pitch

>>78257668
Kek, I remember that time

>surprise early Feierabend
>match delayed
Fuck this

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I fell for the Hoffenheim meme

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>>78258066
you're not alone

>match delayed
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>delayed by 1 (one) hour
Shit

>>78257619
habe morgen zur 1. und war gestern schon soo lange auf also guck ich da sheute nich

>>78257965
its fate

This is an English board.

>>78258157
>>78258131
more time for pregaming hehe

Warum sind Köln-Fans so asozial? Peinlich für Deutschland.

night

>>78258242
>Wegen des hohen Anteils von muslimischen Einwanderern vor allem aus der Türkei und ihrer Nachkommen sowie wegen der zentralen Lage in der alten Bundesrepublik richteten die wichtigsten islamischen Organisationen ihren Sitz in Köln und Umgebung (Kerpen) ein. In Köln leben nach Presseberichten derzeit rund 120.000 Muslime (vorwiegend Einwanderer) und es gibt insgesamt etwa 45 Moscheen. Die im Bau befindliche repräsentative Zentralmoschee in Köln, wird durch die DITIB geleitet.

>2015 hatte die Stadt Köln 198.819 Ausländer (Bevölkerung ohne deutsche Staatsangehörigkeit).[56] 393.793 Personen bzw. 36,8 Prozent hatten 2015 einen Migrationshintergrund (Bevölkerung mit ausländischer Herkunft), von den Unter-18-Jährigen hatten 88.321 Personen bzw. 52,0 Prozent einen Migrationshintergrund.

>>78258313
Auf den Bildern aber alles Deutsche und keine Kanacken.

>>78258361
haben sich halt gut integriert

Just came back from work. So proud of our guys and girls over there spreading the cologne spirit. Truly the GOAT club.

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>it's another nobody but bayern wins in europe episode

I love it!

Nailman exposed

Arsenal - the club that was cucked to death

>>78259524
No suprise here

Sport1 stream is cucking me to death right now

>>78259723
this
>all these commercials
pathetic

>he doesnt use adblocker
lmao

I want the sex

>the absolute state of the match threads

I'm going to take refuge here, m8s

>>78259874
I want sex with you

vesuvius trick

>>78259838
>somebody complains about commercials that a part of the broadcasting
>he recommends to use addblocker

How retarded are you?

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lmao

CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES CORDOBA FUCK YES

>>78259874
pls don't rape

What the fuck is wrong with Arsenal fans?
Quiet posh London cunts.. lol

first I thought that Köln beating Arsenal had some serious shitposting potential with the anglos but then I saw that Arsenal is just midtable trash as well this season.

>>78260612
Arsenal isn't English anymore. It's an overseas territory belonging to Twitter and Youtube

>>78260821
you could say the same about United

>>78260981
Man Utd is infamous for having no support in their own city, but Arsenal have become a full meme club. Their fans are keyboard warriors who have forgotten what the outside world looks like. It explains their usual shitty atmosphere and how scared they are right now

>>78261084
that's pretty sad

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I just realized that this hashtag is brilliant.

>>78261332
#respect

>>78261332
Didn't even notice that pixel on my 10kb/s stream

i knew he would score

:(

>>78261996
dit kannste globen wa

Remember a few months ago when I predicted that Köln would get relegated this season?

>>78262912
nö

yes i do

because i said it aswell

>>78263237
l-lewd

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what exactly is her purpose?

>>78263281
frauenquote

>>78263281
To give me a biner
Kann nix machen

Too C U T E
https://twitter.com/WitthoeftCarina/status/908369460070948865

what a slut

delete your post

make me

i wish i was twelve and could just fap to random slags on the tv

ugh

you can do that right now desu

stop watching porn

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Hello. What a ride that was. But at least >we were able to promote some Cologne way of life to footballfans all over the world.

>>78264038
>>78264038
didnt; yous guys act like savages and tried to enter the stadium without tickets and then those inside the stadium fought stweards?

>>78264098
Idk. From what I've read, the problem was that there were to many EffZeh fans in the home section of the stadium, so the police decided, for whatever reason, that it was too dangerous to start the game.
Without knowing the actual facts, I feel kind of reassured that EPL clubs only calculate with customers and not ""real"" fans. now fight me >:D

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>>78264163
*kicks u*

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>>78264189
ouch

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>>78264163
Surprised that so many traveled tßh

>>78264228
The EffZeh is an integral part of the citys culture and people here are absolutely crazy about the club. Plus, >we waited 25 years to see them play in europe again, so there was and still is a massive hype about the EffZeh EL matches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmN8HfeDFak

>>78264324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQBVEoyQ5Ts

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>>78264163
>>78264337
>dat passion
really cool. never see anything like this over here

good night

>>78264771
yes good night

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>>78264771
>>78268200
yes yes

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood merning

*pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts*

>>78270195
morning

bye

>>78264324
yet they are still absolutely shit and so dependent on a hoffenheim-reject nog that they will get relegated without him next year.
pathetic club

>>78270365
t. dusseldorfer

>not living in Düsseldorf
cringe

@78270469
t. gay guido from colon

>thinking any of those degenerate western shitholes can compete with based Berlin
>ever

Puh-LEP

Berlin is literally dog shit. Go sperg out now, I have to leave anyway.

nrw aka the first western caliphate and berlin aka new istanbul are both disgusting and you ''people'' should be ashamed of living in these shitholes.
you know i am right, do not even try to argue

Why are German clubs apart from Buyern so fucking shit in Europe?

>>78271097
because of Buyern

>>78271133
>implying

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Gooood morning.

Also: Am I the only one who feels teens dress way more slutty then they used to? I can't be the only one.

>>78271278
>implying that's a bad thing

>>78271278
also this is a strange group of average teens. only two of which you can see the face both look like rejected ex-goth-slootjes who got expelled from their witch circles for molesting their underage rookies.

Why are freitag bundes games so shit?

>>78271726
because it's a """"Top""""spiel

>>78271278
because the media is promoting it and peer pressure is doing the rest. it's normal in a dying civilisation.

>>78254184

thank you anon

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>HIV - Hangover
nice Topspiel you got there.

>>78271278
>>78271321
Sharia Law will save us

>>78270365
I disagree.

>>78263237
All players who identify with the club play abroad.. dat is mein >Schalke

>>78271097
>>78271133

>>78271133
Poor excuse

>Wie der amerikanische Sender „ESPN“ in Berufung auf eigene Informationen berichtet, gibt es eine Trennungsklausel im Ancelotti-Vertrag, die greift, sollte der FC Bayern bereits im Viertelfinale der Champions League ausscheiden und nicht das DFB-Pokal-Finale erreichen. In diesem Fall würden sich die Wege zwischen dem Coach und dem deutschen Rekordmeister bereits 2018 trennen und nicht wie vertraglich festgehalten erst 2019.
>Wenn dieses Szenario eintreten sollte, ist Ancelotti aber offenbar vorbereitet. Wie „ESPN“ erklärt, würde der 58-Jährige eine Rückkehr in die englische Premier League bevorzugen. Dort trainierte er von 2009 bis 2011 den FC Chelsea. Mit den Blues holte Ancelotti jeweils ein Mal die Meisterschaft, den FA-Cup und den englischen Superpokal.

>>78272592
kek. so basically memelotti will be gone 2018

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>>78272592
Is Nagelsmann going to kill himself if they're going for Tuchel in march?

>>78272592
>und nicht das DFB-Pokal-Finale erreichen
calling bullshit, Pokal is too random for this shit.

>>78272609
>2018
>not after 1-5 loss too PSG in two weeks

>>78272623
As if Wurstl and Rolex would care.

>>78272652
he wont be fired during the season. dont think wurstl and kalle would do something like this unless buyern is ranking 10 or worse on the table halfway through the season

>>78264324
>>78264337
>>78264038
hope the effzeh will make it through the group stages and remake their arsenal performance against some CL dropouts

>>78271278
not really, dumbass

in the 90s you had girls with whale tails everywhere

>>78272794
that was 00's. 90's was jeans, Latzhosen etc.

>>78271278
>Am I the only one who feels teens dress way more slutty then they used to?
Not the only one, but that still doesn't make it true.

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>>78272829
no it wasnt. every girl wore miss sixty jeans and buffalos and had their thong showing

>>78272854
I think that was just your mum, m8

>>78272879
t. kiddo born in 2001

>>78272886
t. pimp from Gütersloh born in 1968

>>78272879
kek

>>78272906
that's awfully specific. want to tell me the story that made you come up with this "insult"?

yes, please tell

>>78272964
there is no story desu, this is what years of shitposting do to your imagination

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Who is better right now: götze or müller?

>>78272994
:(

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>>78273009
I don't know

>>78273009
At the moment they're equally shit, but there is some slow and steady improvement in Götzes form (literally). You never know with Müller though.

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>>78272863
really makes u think. or does it?

>Götze: 1 assists
>Müller: 0 anything

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girl = Hannover
Rüsseltier = HSV

I hope France will overtake germany soon

We really dont deserve four CL spots

>>78273374
>Monaco 1 - 1 Leipzig
stop the self-loathing, Hans-Dieter.

>>78273374
meh...

>>78273388
>drawing to a gutted Monaco
patehtic

>>78273388
Even italian footy is more interesting than german footy

>>78273399
yet you want more shitty french teams in the CL

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are you ready mainz ??

>>78273412
read >>78273396

>>78273374
>Implying coefficient will even matter after the CL reform

>>78273425
do you guys even get excited when playing teams like Mainz.

>>78273423
yes, because Olympique Marseille or Nice sounds more interesting than fucking Hertha or Augsburg

>>78273429
it still will after that.

>>78273462
I get excited at the prospect of imploding against them

>>78273462
*Mainz?

>>78273412
hm no

>>78273463
now you're comparing potential CL teams from France to our EL shitters. Are you even trying?

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>>78273374
>>78273399
>>78273412

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>>78273425
*parks the bus*

bring it on Buyern!

>>78273488
OM hasnt played in the CL for years, yet they still hold more prestige than any german shitter club

>Der Deutsche Fußball-Bund (DFB) bewirbt sich mit den Stadien in Berlin, München, Hamburg, Dortmund, Leipzig, Frankfurt/Main, Stuttgart, Gelsenkirchen, Köln und Düsseldorf um die EM 2024. Das DFB-Präsidium entschied sich gegen Nürnberg, Hannover, Mönchengladbach und Bremen. Einziger Konkurrent des DFB bei der Vergabe im September 2018 ist die Türkei.
>Einziger Konkurrent des DFB bei der Vergabe im September 2018 ist die Türkei.
Does this mean that the EC is pretty much secured?

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>>78273089
>Number of (You)s I've received from you:0

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>>78273571
I'm sorry fren ;_;

>>78273537
>..., Leipzig
>Das DFB-Präsidium entschied sich gegen Nürnberg, Hannover, Mönchengladbach und Bremen.
Traditionsfags BTFO

>Does this mean that the EC is pretty much secured?
yes

>>78273587
Leipzig was a safe bet all along because it was the only eastern Bewerber (apart from Berlin),

>>78273537
>both Köln and Düsseldorf
gay

>>78273587
need to fill the Ossi quota. Imagine all the angery Ronnys if Berlin would be the only eastern city.

>>78273608
>>78273621
>Berlin
>eastern

Sören, see >>78270740

>>78273635
I think you know very well what I mean Mr. Autismo.

>>78273537
Northern Germany btfo

>there will never again be an international football match in my hometown
;__;

>>78273635
That's why I put it in Klammern, Ole-Pascal,

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Berlin is easy germany


btw I'm on the train and I think somebody has shit themselves. shart attack an alternate possibility

>>78273608
>>78273621
how will Dresden ever recover?

I want sex

>>78273537
No, the Turks will pay more bribes.

>>78273700
read >>78263771

I want sex with an AfD voter

>>78273726
read >>78253821

>>78273717
>>78273726
see >>>/g/62442672

I need sex with many men who vote AfD

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>>78271097

Girl????