OFFICIAL OAKLAND ATHLETICS (63-81) @ BOSTON RED SOX (82-62) GAMETHREAD

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is this the thread

omg it's almost llike fister doesn't want to be *our* big postseason ace

wtf if fister doing

>>78247785
he is throwing the game so he doesn't have to make the big post season start

did anyone hear about eck crying on radio how nobody likes him

only four runs and now he goes seven more scoreless to ensure he gets to start t2 and 1/3 inning against astros in game three as they sweep *us* (we, the red sox)

should i clarify that this is the thread so more than just you and me posted

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>tfw Athletics have more runs in the first inning than we'll have posters in this thread

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>>78247879
not if people use their phones too as usual

Huge thanks to OP for saying all the things I "can't"do these past few days. People like you is what drives me :)

Huge thanks to pedo brother for saying all the things I "can't"do these past few days. People like you is what drives me :)

>>78247968
thanks dood

>>78247977
I remember one time I met a girl in a dream, and asked her name. She grinned and said “himitsudayo” (“I’m Himitsu!”). When I woke up I thought it was an unusual name so I went to look up its Kanji and meaning. After learning what himitsu means, what she actually said to me was “It’s a secret!” (himitsu means Secret). Since I didn’t consciously know what it meant, but it made sense grammatically and in context, I think it’s safe to say that your subconscious can know more of a language than you consciously do.

Is this the thread

this thread is starting to creep me out

>>78248010
thanks for reading

everyone's in the discord btw

After a pedo brother from California was shot in the leg while passing through snorkelville, witnesses clammed up and refused to share any ice pizza with detectives.

Two weeks later, state investigators are hopeful people will come forward to give some clues into what fucking happened on that championship of the world champ night back in 1907 champs.

The wounded /nesn/, larry fuckabee, 92 has since been released from the hospital. And five of his fellow /nesn/s who were arrested on suspicion of total dickery with a dickery weapon, posted bail and have not been charged. But everyone thinks they should be sent back to Africa.

“This was a very kind of chaotic situation where it stretched over a lot of grapes,” said Lt. Macho Peanut with the Beebo state’s autoball division. “I think it would be hard to go through an experience like that and not be a complete fuckface… (but) I don’t know what completely their reason "is” for being a bunch of cheetering fuckabees.

thrilling half inning

those three posters not here really missed out and the seven cia crawlers too

I just realized Oakland is in California

>>78248061
>>78248069
both just me on my phone btw don't get excited

what's autoball

^

great effort my red sox

>>78247809
I met him when threw first pitch at the game a few weeks ago.

Top tier asshole who looks like cocaine Nick Nolte. Wouldn't even say hello to my 6 year old son.

>>78248153
you threw first pitch??

>>78248158
*he threw

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>>78248168

>>78248168
delete this FAST before anyone saves it (boston style oral sex)

wow close call i had a tracer on that file and it was 78% downloaded packets at some mysterious remote IP address PC

Post it again fajeets

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What's good niggers, who /gnome/ here

>>78248221
language whosedt

great job doug fister

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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who starts game three (there will only be three games)

>>78248233
That's the Xavier Bogaerts gnome my friend

>>78248269
it says xander right there on the picture, lol, idiot

imagine this

you are watching your red sox on the tv

but then a giant 5G google internet blimp decense into ballpark and all camera are covered

???

New to baseball here. Could someone explain why the Red Sox intentionally let the Oakland guy walk?

>>78248332
no, i can't, it's my first time

>>78248332
the batter bought like 3 beers last night for the pitcher and the pitcher owes him so he gave him a walk

hey guys sorry I just got power back on from Irma today so I couldn't post yesterday but I was watching the game and following the thread on my phone to respond to the guy who posted the archived thread from a white Sox series the daniel Nava picture wasn't gay he looked tough

>bad op
>fister gets btfo
Coincidence?

>>78248353
>]
MISINFO

disregard this

>>78248359
>he daniel Nava picture wasn't gay he looked tough

this is exaclty the kind of message that needs to get out in an emergency

>>78248332
sometimes it's easier to face a different batter, if the guy at the plate is too good, so you just put him on first base and then you tell the pitcher 'let's get this next guy' and 'let's go champ' and stuff

>>78248369
some autist got my mobile ip range banned by spamming FFXIV generals on /vg/ and you didn't answer my texts

>>78248428
we in nesn had a similar problem with an autist who spams yugioh threads

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>>78248335
>>78248353
>>78248424

Cool thanks guys.

>>78248454
imagine this

there is a man banging at your door and he wants to KILL YOU he's banging really loud and yelling and screaming, there's nothing you can do, he's right there, he's going to KILLL YOU

hi i am here dl lewds

is the lewds man here???

good hit ben nintendo

>>78248472

OK yes I can see how that is applicable to baseball thanks.

>>78248478
no

>>78248482
right here if they were scared of mookie they would put him on first base like you saw instead of giving him a chance to drive in these runs but they don't care, and nobody cares really, because this game doesn't matter right now

thanks for reading

i almost ran out of jerk off cream at work today

>>78248487
hi my uncle find hk mailbox lewd llc

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>>78248519

how do you miss that pitch mitch

>black pitchers name is cotton

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>>78248526

mitch moreland neck yourself

moreland please

infuriating at bat i hope i die soon

stop palying video game and post in thread!

Hanley
>.240 ba

Just

>>78248602
hey sorry I just got home from work and I was eating dinner I picked up some Italian food on my way home watching the game now

>>78248665

What is considered good/bad for batting averages?

>>78248686
So Hanley plays the DH position which means his one fucking job is to hit and he is shit at it cause he fucking doesn't care

.300 and above is good

>>78248681
no gym tonite i see

>>78248699
most idiot post i ever read

>>78248717
Most idiot post I ever read

>>78248726
thanks for quoting , my biggest fan who collects my posts (you)

>>78248686
Also the Red Sox like to have pitchers who will play comparably to there names. For instance David Price will cost you a lot of money and be bad. Doug Fister will make u rather be fisted in the anus than watch him pitch. Fernando Abad is a bad pitcher

>>78248709
I went yesterday and I will go tomorrow night and then again on Saturday please remember this

>>78248775
rick porcello flunked out of music school

>>78248784
i forget it already

>>78248775
Fister was an ace though until the OP didn't use the butt picture

>>78248805
how tall are you?

based bjbj

>>78248818
Sorry but you're not going to datamine in my thread

The Indians have won 21 straight games.

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Lads I'm trying to get into baseball, but you're really weird. Getting a bit less interested in the sport.

Is brock holt on the spectrum?

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>>78248896

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>>78248896
Please do not assume our genders

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>>78248896
>lads

i'm a girl

god DAMN it they don't want to win they don't care about winning this game they don't want

Huge thanks to brit poster for saying all the things I "can't"do these past few days. People like you is what drives me :)

>>78248284
In all fairness to myself I am pretty drunk

>>78249090
how drunk and how many beers did it take, what is your height weight and race

>>78249054

What things do you mean?

>>78248991
>>78249021

Sorry chaps.

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>>78249107
>chaps

I"M A GIRL

sorry im late guys i was busy having SEX

with a GIRL

>>78249154
not posting on your phone wile in bed<

why didn't he do that when there were a lot of runners

>>78249168
i dont visit 4chan on my phone no nsfw will ever touch my phone

>>78249154
Same

>>78249192
hi draper

>>78249190
didnt think of it at the time

>>78249201
Hey pal

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Just had sex with this girl

>>78249217
wtf where'd you find this pic of me

who here is ready for thr 8th inning red sox meme comeback?

>>78249206
FAIR enough

>>78249230
I just took it of you now after we had sex

>>78249237
spoilers dude

my friend told me hes having a kid last night and im worried for him desu

BOYS, I'm trying to get into baseball, but you're really weird. Getting a bit less interested in the sport.

>GIRLS and BOys and OTHERs, i'm trying to get into baseball, and you're all really great

fixed this for you

How'd they smuggle that giant sign in

wtf why are these libs trying to take away free speech?

>girl scream out of nowhere picked up on espn microphones

Someone is getting raped

>>78249301
IMO all white MEN should be hung

They show the sign on tv I was switching channels

>>78249321
Hanged

Unless you just want them to have large penises

>>78249320
hey, please delete this post, i shouldn't need to tell you how upsetting this is/could be to come across randomly while browsing

>>78249335
hey, please delete this post, i shouldn't need to tell you how upsetting this is/could be to come across randomly while browsing

>>78249335
hi Draper

>>78249343
Grammar isn't upsetting

>>78249346
Hey pal

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>>78249368
Hung by their penises you dumb tripfuck

it's RAINING??!

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>let's check out some other teams' gamethr-

>>78249391
most idiot post i ever read

>>78249386
wow btfo !

>>78249391

Are other teams threads better than this? I'm only in this one because this game is on TV over here.

LANE DERAY

>>78249391
Nice addition to this thread idiot

this rain is getting harder and harder and not letting up, thread is now OFFICIALLY in

*** RAIN DELAY ***

please: conserve posts & be conscientious as we wait for the rain to pass

>>78249447
It must be Oakland because I've had good threads with the Sox before

>>78249447
red sox have easily the most autistic shitposting of any team

t. bostonfag

>>78249471
yea this!

Uhh how can we have an 8th inning comeback if there's no 8th inning

>"...this was not expected
>"...but at least it's not expected to last long!"

how can we trust u

>>78249471
>>78249473

OK good. Like I said, I'm trying to get into baseball, but it's probably not worth it if all the threads are like this.

>>78249447
How is this thread bad. U know nothing of baseball it is as American as racism

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PRESS N TO SAY NO TO RACISM

being bad is good retards, it's a compliment

>>78249509
Fuck off and watch your crickets, Mohammed

>>78249518
country balled

>>78249513
Y

>>78249513
False flag like the peanutgate at the beginning of the season to make Yawkey way changed to Gay Sex Love Alley

>>78249513
ppl will think this is boston being racist again but really it's saying racism is bad

>>78249513
when did this happen

>>78249513
Wat does that even mean

>>78249513

Leave it to Boston to confuse this as a pro racism sign

>>78249509
honestly, you should get into football if you want to talk about shit all the time. pick up a copy of an old madden and play it to understand the rules then bandwagon a team that's currently mediocre but has an upside.

>>78249549
>>78249551
>>78249552
>>78249553
>>78249555
Wtf I hate America now

welcome to trumps america

>bad op image
>Muslim poster tries to learn the sport and says the thread is bad
>fister gets btfo
>rain delay
>uppity liberals in fenway
this is what happens when you use a bad op image

did we lose yet

>>78249632
anything is better than the dodgers chick photoshop

can someone go through the archive and see how many games the sox have won when using butt girl

>>78249632
this image better than dumb girl

>>78249632
This

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Cap it we extra innings now

>>78249648
*search completed*

red sox are 0-12093 when using butte dgirl

>>78249658
wtf i hate butt girl now

>>78249518

I don't really like cricket. Baseball seems more interesting.

>Mohammed

I'm from Cheshire m8.


>>78249587

I might give American football a look. I'm honestly not even that bothered about actual discussion. I'm just used to football (soccer) threads where the banter is funny.

imagine being a blog poster and jjust coming iinto some thread where you don't know anyone and nobody cares and you make big long posts about how things are bad

This will be the most racist come from behind win yet

it's only the 7th, we all know the memes come in the 8th. plenty of time to lube your bootyholes

>>78249722
the racism was there all along, you just got redpilled by a sign

This was like a 5 min delay??

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comeback starts now

explain now why you have faith in comeback

fuck u ben nintendo

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>>78249658
This specific image hash has been used on 70 OPs, one is some random boxing thread that I did not count and one is tonight's thread which is not counted in the record. The first appearance of this specific image hash for an OP was Wednesday May 3rd. A game against the Orioles that the Red Sox won 4-2.

The Red Sox are 38-30 when it is used.

>>78249879
tally count

can't argue with such advanced techniques

>>78249879

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

>>78249879
i appreciate your effort

thank you for your work

>>78249912
you're welcome

ok please score some runs now or the game will end

>>78249879
Can't argue with these advanced sabermetrics

>>78249963
how do you know

guys im going to be really sad when the season ends and we cant have these threads anymore

>>78249976
what do you mean

every year we just post normal until season over, then wait, then season starts again, and we post normal

>>78249968
i just know

t. knower

>>78249993
yeah but what if u die during the offseason

>>78250001
i won't since i'm strong

>>78250006
lol seriously though

>>78250020
what if i died tonite

>>78250059
i dont want to talk about that thanks

dancing qts

fuck white people

Get ready for ESPN and Jemele Hill to use this planted fake banner to divert from their anti-white racism

SOSH is already sucking liberal dick at the thought lmao

kill every liberal you see, Godspeed bros

>>78250118
*looks in mirror *

i guess this is it...

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>>78250112

i guess red sox don't want to win

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>>78250120
we warned them

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>>78250179

>>78250175
winning is bad idiot the person who wins more has to play the indians and if you will remember the indians are due to lose a bunch of games so the later you play the indians in the playoffs the more likely you are to get free wins IDIOT

>>78250204
the conept of 'due' doesn't exist in a logico-chao-universe

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Hi guys you had issues with my previous data so here is my research:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTyXT9-2AUPKHmFJIxP6D5K95igTE_J8Sy_PwZ86Nl0zRZfK7ZFcCk67FqnZXCKyMSaVfyDuYdlXt53/pubhtml?gid=0&single=true

more like
red SUCKS
cuz they aren't good

>>78250209
it does exist in this universe though

>>78250214
loooo l i'm dying

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>>78250213
>boston butt has a .7456 winrate

season MVB

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i'm starting to think the red sox aren't going to win this game

>>78250239
>i'm [...] think

mistake

>>78250239
pinkhat

8th inning poster no where to be found

>>78250262
this

ok, the game is over, so i think they don't really have much of a chance to win this one

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gg Oakland

Who is suppose to be our post season ace if fister isn't good

see everyone tomorrow

wait wtf why is it over

>>78250230
thank you

>>78250285
david price

>>78250285
Mitch Moreland

>>78250213
you didn't count yesterday's thread in your data

can you update

>>78250360
no, sorry

>>78250285
yes i do

>>78250337
only old f*gs remember

>>78250370
oh ok i lose faith in your reporting...can you redo in tableau so i can analyze this further

>>78250409
*reopens SPSS*

>>78249513
Y