Tottenham v Dortmund

Jews

first for i get a jewish gf

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First for Dortmund

post yfw he puts in 3 to win it

nth for yahuud

FOTZE INCOMING

I KNEW IT

>>78241526
>>78241526
>>78241526
>>78241526

There is literally noting wrong about being a Jew, prove me wrong

>>78244037
>tfw you look just like gotz
how do I get a gf like his?

With Jews you just can't lose

>>78244062

Sissoko needs to come on

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>He's a one season wonder la'
>He's a 2 season wonder la', he'll be exposed next season la'
>He's a 3 season wonder la', he's not proven in Europe like other elite strikers la'
>?

how much did mossad pay the ref for this game?

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MOJO

Will /sp/ cry when Kane scores a hattrick at Bernabeu?

>>78244037
He is really chubby for a professional footballer, how is that allowed? He is only 25 for fucks sake.

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if digits then yarmolenko hat trick

Lads how to get qt gf in uni?

>>78244085
money, fame, influence

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reminder it should be 2-2

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How long is Reus kill for this time around?

>>78244107
tears of joy

>>78244085

just be yourself

>>78244125
Ashley Madison

>>78244081
>70.

>>78244085
Money I guess

>>78244097
>le 0 good tournaments for England man

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>>78244130
>should

>>78244134
2018

>>78244134
Forever

>>78244115
he has some fatty's disease

>>78244037
>tfw you will never get to score the only goal in a world cup final in extra time

>>78244125
Student Union and societies mate easyyyy

>>78244142
mal nicht kleinlicher als der papst hier

>dortmund defending
what the fuck is this shit

>>78244145
>le be in a shit national team man

literally manboobs

>>78244145
tbf he's only played one and everyone was shit

Holy fuck is he fat as fuck

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>>78244085
(You) don't

YOOGO

YOOGO

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>>78244085

I bet £250 on Tottenham to win both halves.

If I win I will earn £875.

That ball from Kane. Spurs are class all over the pitch.

>>78244181
>tf
>tp

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>>78244179
ikr

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COYS
O
Y
S

Remember Tuchel wood have won this for bvb ez

>>78244132
that's a big dick

>>78244204
Post slip

>losing to spurs at Wembley
>the city of borisssia

>>78244233
For you

>>78244204

How do you win both halves?
:thinking:

>>78244204
You'll actually win the bet the madman

>>78244233
For you.

>>78244217
since when fat fucks like you can post tf tp's?

the german commentator at sky sport is already at maxxxximum damage control

wtf

>>78244238
>>78244244
For u

>>78244185
But him and Alli were the worst of the bunch

CRASHING THIS CUP

>>78244203
looks like an oblivion character

>>78244240
Are you stupid?

>>78244177
fake news remain fake news

>>78244250
Are you commentators biased af too?

reminder that the first dortmund goal was offside in the build up and the aubameyang one wasn't so 3-1 is a fair score, the linesman is just retarded

>>78244245
I'm not fat i just have myopathy

For me, it's been Vertonghen (motm)

>>78244258
not really imo sterling was full on wank and rppney was rppney. not saying he wasn't bad but he wasn't the worst

>>78244250
lmao what's he saying? Spurs have been better

>>78244297
i acknowledge the rhetoric character of youre question

Aurier is looking a good buy. Sanchez too for that matter.

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Dortmund is never a big club, no ambitions or spirits, just make some efforts then sell players for profit. For players Dortmund is merely a stepstone for a bigger place in the future. In short, Dortmund is just Arsenal in bundasliga.

>Pulishit
I thought this guy was supposed to be good

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>slippershit

Name one thing Harry Kane isn't good at

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>first half
>attack from the left hope pulisic does something
>second half
>attack from the right
>hope yarlamenko does something since he scored

HOW smart are these tactics lads?

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>>78244302
more like myophatty amirite?

Davies is looking better than Rose desu

>>78244203
me on the left

huh...so THIS is the power of the bundesliga

>>78244368
Nose breathing

>>78244368
Dabbing

>>78244368
Closing his mouth

If Spurs could fucking finish in the box they'd be up 5-1 right now

>>78244368

August

>>78244368
Nose breathing

>>78244368
soccer iq is pretty poor.

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>>78244394
me on the right

>>78244412
Could say the same about Dortmund desu

>>78244368
Corners

>>78244361
Barca is never a big club, no ambitions or spirits, just make some efforts then sell players for profit. For players Barca is merely a stepstone for a bigger place in the future. In short, Barca is just Arsenal in la liga.

Tottenham really should be well up by a couple more goals. Dortmund defense have been terrible. High line against Spurs? Crazy.

>>78244368
corners and free kicks

WTF, fucking APOEL is giving more resistance than dortmund

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>>78244368
circular breathing

>>78244368
Brushing his tongue

I'm watching slipperpool vs sevilla, how is the american messi doing?

>>78244465
Apoel isn't against the mighty super mong though.

is Dortmund the ultimate team of overrated meme players?

>>78244368
acting

>>78244480
entered full stealth mode in 2nd half

>>78244480
Ok, but he hasn't been particularly impressive

LLORENTE WHEN

>>78244465
APOEL is a good team, they're just poor

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>Guten Tag, ja ich komme aus Deutschland

>>78244480
utter shit

>>78244480
Ok. Nothing special. Created a chance that Obama missed then returned the deed. Aurier covers him well leaving small room for anything.

>>78244480
slightly less anonymous than kagawa

>>78244514
have you been waiting in the matchthread just for posting that?

So THIS ... is the power ... of American soccer

>>78244514


they could be top 3 greek league team

>>78244514
Poor like your country?

Is this player an 18 year old or an """18""" year old?

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>>78244441
well despite how much I hate farca, they still won multiple la liga and champions league in the past isn't it? what have dortmond won? snatch a few domestic cups while bayern was not performing well? yeah that's pretty much it.

>>78244441
i think barcelona has a midlife crysis right now and they didn't think they would need a replacement for messi so soon.

it's fun when commentators make fun of possible brain injuries

DAS IT KANE

>>78244480
Doing an ozil

>>78244572
Blacks develop earlier. I was the tallest kid in my neighborhood at 15, the whites didn't catch up until we were all 18-19.

>>78244572
ur mum was only """18""" when i fuked her m8

>need to score 2 goals
>bring on a 17 year old centre back

amazing

>>78244534
is kagawa /ourguy/?

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lmao this happened yesterday as well

>>78244585
must be fox

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>>78244525
Just noticed his mom taking the picture

oh puliman

Was Pulisic meant to be good?

>>78244621
Holy shit

>>78244615
:(

>>78244621
lol holy shit

>>78244621
more like his gf

>>78244525
seems like a comfy house desu

>>78244621
How can you be sure its not his gf

>>78244621
that's my wife Petra

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>>78244642

how can clive allen still not pronounce pochettino?
>pottachino
every time

>>78244621
>>78244634
>>78244640
newfags

>>78244621
holy shit lol

>>78244621
>that flag
>"mom"

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>>78244621
>tfw it is his qt wife
>tfw i am still here

>>78244621
>>78244642
>implying they're different people

>>78244630
About as good as dembele. So not that good.

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>>78244638
>>78244615

son looks fucking dead

Is Dortmund finished?

>>78244694
that is hot

>>78244694
keked

>>78244037
Would >""(((she)))""" be with him, if he was working class?

Met fernando in Swansea once. He's a fucking monster. He seems about 7'

>>78244672
kraut faggot why don't you ask your mother how she sucked a british man's penis for a loaf of bread

>>78244736
how could you see? wasnt it all dark?

I genuinely thought Zagadou would start over Topkek who was pretty shit in the little time he's played so far.

>>78244736
walked passed him at the post office and he wasn't that big mate

>>78244740
>getting triggerd
fuck off newfag

Sir Harold of Kaneshire, take a bow

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>>78244740
Not him but holy shit, you're new.

>>78244740
why are you so mad

King Harry of Enfield

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Holy shit.

We look SO much better without Dele Alli. The interplay, directness, pressing...

Amazing how dropping one passenger just makes it all click.

And Lamela will hopefully be back soon too.

anyone else want to fug winksy?

>>78244793
He's from Chingford

>>78244740
thats a very high level of madness

>>78244740
you seem upset

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>"get off the field 'arry"
>harry's face.jpg

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>>78244733
Hey he used to be pretty good looking so maybe

what age are you and how many people have you slept with?

>21
>2

:(

>>78244740
Maybe grandmother
>American education

>>78244795
playing vs Dortmund might be the real secret

>>78244811
He's from Walthamstow

>>78244740
embarrassing la

>ywn quiero tocar a Fernando llorente

Siente mal

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>>78244793

>>78244804
he is pretty cute desu

HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Besiktas trashing porto

>pulishit

>>78244795
>we
didn't see you play today m8

>>78244826
>32
>4 (including myself)

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>>78244712

group of death lol

>>78244826
22
>3 + mom when i was younger

Pulisic has been fucking terrible.

>>78244859
>implying harry kane isn't posting from the sideline

>>78244711

they can still recover. but if they fail to advance past the group stage the only person to blame is watzke

It's Spurs. There's 2 minutes left. We could easily concede 3 goals

kek at that yellow

castro this cheeky mofo
goddamnit

>>78244904
this

>>78244795
>tfw we didn't sell dele this summer when we had the chance and the hype was at boiling point and the market was ridiculous

it's vital we continue the ruse that he's a goalscoring, all action number 8

Lads whats going on with Rosie Jones?

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I hope bvb won't score. I want that brit to win 875.

>>78244878
don't post that shit. just post porn.

>oh when the saints goarchng in

Why does every English club play sing a long to this?

>>78244904
Give more credit to spuds. These Dortmund players aren't doing much.

>>78244850
COME TO BESIKTAS

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>>78244893
you got a point there...

Who are Arsenal playing?

>RED ARSED

>exchange 50% of the team
>lose
well

this ref has been awful both ways wtf

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>>78244933

LADS ITS SPURS

too harsh. Fucking piece of shit.

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webmley curse >lifted

RED

>Pulling down Llorente
>Not a freekick
joke

HAHAHHAHA

Fucks sake what a stupid cunt of a ref

based moshgrass

>AAAAHHHH not my eating teeth

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The sperms

VERTONGHEN, GIJ KIEKEN

>>78244985
I mean, real porn, not some chink drawings.

>hitting Fotze
>red
They should give him a /fit/ medal

Lol, what the fuck?

No one can say that the refereeing has favored spurs with this shit. It's been universally poor.

>>78245007
kek
had a good laugh

>>78245007
top lel

>>78244928
>it's vital we continue the ruse that he's a goalscoring, all action number 8

Instead of the luxury, hard to accommodate, Mr Invisible but hopefully he'll score, 9/10 hybrid that he is.

>>78245007
Good post

what a joke lmao

Good. Vertonghen is a cuntbag.

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>>78245014

>>78245018
Yep. Hope Poch appeals against the red.

Based Gotze

lol BvB so ass blasted they are simulating to get Spurs players sent off

why can't i hold all these memes?

>red carding the man of the match

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

>£30m pounds British sterling for the African Andy Carroll

What an awful fucking call

Why are Uefa refs so shit?

>sisokko

holy fucking shit lmao

>sisoko

SISSOKO LMAO

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>>78245014

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webm of red card

whats worse? the refs or fucking sissoko?

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>almost conceding to fucking sissoko

>be Sissoko
>be lanky African man
>be slow as fuck

I didn't know that was possible

How can sissoko be so brilliant one moment then be embarrassingly bad the next second?

how much/10 is this a meme match?

Game done. Enjoy your 875 , britboy!

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he's gonna miss the match against nicosia. wow what a loss..

>>78245084
6 000 000

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wtf even is this reffing?

>Cut to 'Poo-Sevilla
>Immediate Red Card

Oh thank god, the next game is against APOEL and not Madrid

>>78245091
Isn't a straight red a two match ban?

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>fatze so hungry he tries to take a bite out of vertonghen's arm

Are Spurs able to appeal the red?

Lol. These refs were out of their depth.

this ref team was absolute shit tier

>jews win
>get 2 disallowed gifts
>still think the refs were against them

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>>78245084

>>78245123
>"don't press me I'm full of chocolate!"

>>78245124
straight red so i think so

>>78245102
The entire refereeing team shouldn't be allowed to do another match this season. Any linesman that can't see that a player is a man onside, shouldn't be at a CL match. And the referee didn't seem to have any clear consistency over what was and wasn't a foul.

VAR fucking when?

>you now remember großkreutz throwing the döner
he probably wanted to help out fotze

Why are Italians still allowed to referee serious football matches?

Literally the worst refs in Europe.

>>78244368

Speaking English

>>78245159
wasn't a straight red

>>78245028
U wot mate

>livershit

Spaghetti muncher referee is an idiot. Let Dortmund get away with murder all night and whips out the red right away for an accident.

>>78245159
Sky were saying yellow red.

>>78245202
i didn't see a yellow

>>78245122
It was 2 yellows

>>78244233
no it isnt

>>78245232
UEFA's own play by play says yellow red, so it probably will be.

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>>78245236
>>78245232
>>78245221
>>78245202
Whot? Does the straight red/2x yellow matter?

>disallow 2 legit Dortmund games
>ridiculous yellow card for Verthongen

"We don't need VAR, lol"

- UEFA

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>>78245180
member him?

>>78244621
>british poster
>mom
wot

>>78245255
yeah beeb says the same. dunno why i didn't see the yellow.

>>78245295
>ridiculous yellow card for Verthongen

lel no

>>78245290
Straight red you can appeal it. Two yellows you can't.

>>78245295
Harder to rig games that way.

>>78245316
My Birmingham relatives spell it that way, he's probably from the Midlands.

>>78245290
>he started watching football yesterday

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Why does he speak so good German?

Literally perfect grammar and barely any accent.

>>78245340
Thankfully the next game is only Apoel. Free win of the group.

>>78245347
should be nuked 2bh

>Dortmund robbed by englashit uefa kikes even though they dominated Spuds at their home
>still no fucking VAR
How can anyone keep watching this shitshow?

>>78245331
Yeah, I couldn't see it either. Guess he just whipped it out quickly, then went straight for the red. And that sounds like the worst way to describe raping someone on their period.

>>78245356
big stronk american education

>>78245365
what game were you watching since Spurs were raping them in the 2nd half

>>78245356
Because America and Germany are a special brothership.

Please keep taking in more Americans like Pulisic and Mckennie. pls

>>78245356
>only in the country for a couple years and speaks better German than Ozil.

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>>78245356

Every American has at least 14/88 German blood.

>>78245356
Apparently he just played a shitload of FIFA in the youth hostel, and just ended up learning it through integration.

>>78245365
t. mindlessly idiotic american.

Dortmund had 1 goal incorrectly ruled out for offside.
Spurs players were illegally tackled/pulled down at least 10 times and you got away with it.

>>78245390
The game where Dortmund had 2 legitimate goals incorrectly called offsides you inbred fucking cunt.

>>78245365
this is exactly why yank football coverage has british commentators.

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>>78245393
>US doesn't have a whole park dedicated to the their army in Germany's captial
special brothership lol

Tottenham is Yahweh's team.

Prove me wrong.

>>78245356
>how does a guy who lives in Germany since he was 16 speak so good German

not everyone is a filthy Turk immigrant who won't learn the language for several generations

>>78245405
>Spurs players were illegally tackled/pulled down at least 10 times and you got away with it.
But it's fine when Kane does it..

>>78245349
No bully pls, I never came across this

>>78245395
Not sure if you're joking, but this is unironically true....

>>78245422

The Dortmund goal was offside in the buildup. Then there is the red. The refereeing was equally garbage. Dortmund hacked fuck outta spurs with little punishment.

>>78245440
wow ronny being edgy again

>>78245433
No, we just have our actual army there

>>78245433
who needs a little park when you let us have active military bases?

>>78245390
Pochettino outcoached the Dortmund manager.

Dortmund came out all guns blazing with a high pressing game, which is hard to do on a cow paddock like Wembley, whereas Spurs adopted a more reserved, counterattacking approach, and took a 2-1 lead into half time. In the second half, Dortmund completely burned out from too much running in the first half, Spurs begin pressing and create several great opportunities. Should've easily won by more.

>>78245447
players bounce off big harry cos he's a unit lad. yanks really have no idea what they're even seeing when they try and watch footy. embarrassing.

>>78245475
Go back, Mehmet

>>78245447
how much was your ticket worth?

>>78244037

How rank 1 are spurs?

SPURS SPURS SPURS SPURS SPURS

KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

>>78245422
Delusional yank Pulisic looked shit and lost the ball so easily

>>78245447
You talking about his first goal when the weak as piss Dortmund player went down with virtually no contact?
Trust an idiot to have a problem with that.

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No big deal. We just have to win against Real.

I'm gonna go play Yakuza, have a good night jews.

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>not switching to pulisic in the middle like when he plays for usmnt and putting Obama and the ukranian guy as strikers

Why didn't bosz do the most obvious move he could had done instead of just switching all the attacks to the right wing?

>>78245492
nah i will stay and impregnate your women while you learn other languages

Just realized Pulisic' second name is literally "Mate"

Christian m8 Pulisic

>>78245514
>waahhh b-but pulisic!
Saved to my engladumb banter folder

Fucking refs

Dortmund bros, what are our chances now after this loss? Can we really beat Real and Spuds at home while getting a draw at the Bernabeu?

>>78245534
>impregnate your women

lol, we both know you only tend to impregnate your cousins.

>>78244740
>literal mad lad

do all dortmund match threads have a myopic yank furiously masturbating over pulisic? don't follow bundesliga.

>>78245422

you mean where there was an offsides in the buildup to the first dirtmund goal?
>delusional

>>78245532
not sure if you watched the recent games but Pulisic in the middle leads to ever worse results.

>>78245612
About the same as you english sharias cumming over Kane

>>78245635
Kane actually did positive things though

>>78245635
one is a world class player, the other is not. hmmmm.
are you a real life nigger too, or just an online one?

>>78245618
>Amerishart spuds bandwagoner
Opinion discarded.

>>78245635
t. the myopic yank furiously masturbating over pulisic

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Actually won at Wembely fucking yessssss

>>78245658
>BVB DORTMUNDER AMERILARD FAN
hey bud at least your 'english barclays premier league' club ARSEanal are playing tomorrow.
haha its like youre not even trying.

>>78245622
I really haven't but just switching all the attacking to the right wasn't the right answer either.

>>78245558
If you knew how to read a game you'd know Dortmund's bum rush press at the start didn't work and they tired in the second half losing them the game. They got out managed and outplayed

>>78245680
Wembley* bloody ell my spelling

>>78245658
>spuds
>bandwagoner
pick one nigger

>>78245696
Im not American and I dont follow or bandwagon garbage english teams like you do, Amerishart. Dont ever reply to me ever again, Americardiacarrest.

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>'''american''' flags using amerilard and amerisharr as insults

You gotta go back Pablo and Jose

>>78245290
2 yellows is only 1 match ban

straight red is at least 2

>>78245447
>American soccer knowledge

>Götze damaged his teeth

lol, only soup for him from now on

best thing that could happen to him desu