/hoc/

is that kippers? because she's fat

>>78236853
Kippers cute and not fat

What a shitty fucking OP

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hokkei

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>Being a Fl*mes fan

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>>78236849
>OP is an American

Literally embarrassed here lads.

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Reply to this post if you are a Stars fan that is not from Texas.

are finns autistic

>>78236897
Yes.

>>78236885
Are there any dallas fans? hfboards' dallas section is so dead and by far the smallest there is in that forum.

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>>78236897
sorry to disappoint you but every country here is actually more autistic than finland. specially sweden and usa.

http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/countries-with-the-highest-rates-of-autism.html

you made the list as well

dont know about the other finns but i just pretend to be autistic because its funny to me

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>>78236916
>usa,sweden,canada
>all top5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

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>>78236902
Yes.

The Dallas/Fort Worth metropolitan area has a population of 5.5 million, which is roughly the size of the nation of Finland.

A significant number of those are fans of the Dallas Stars hockey club, a proud Stanley Cup winning franchise.

>>78236965
why doesn't they have online precence?

>>78236965
>attendance tanked
kek

>>78236972
Because Texans are a blue-collar, working-class people who don't concern themselves with bourgeois internet trends.

>>78236972
they have no fans

>>78236997
Your mum has no fan m8.

>xheaatle nu-males
Flannel style jerseys, beards, and coffee.

>>78237001
She had a pretty big fan last night if you catch my drift ;)

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>Saskatoon Flames

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Hamilton Flames

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Help offer me a contract to play hockey please it is my life I have no education I'm trying to find a job but the market is hard there are lot of fresh worker that take less pay and I need food I'm starving help the food helper does not bring me any help he does not have any food left for me after the refugees gets home I want to play hockey please help please help help over does not help please help the help helpers

>>78236897
define autism

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>Hartford Flames

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>Mexico City Flames

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Edmonton Flames

We have an extra arena they can use :^)

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Markham Flames

>keeping lames as a team name

Atlanta Flames

>>78237388
imagine

San Francisco Flames

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threadly reminder that karlsson is ours

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>>78237536
W-who cares? He's injury prone anyway!

>>78237536
nah he wants to play with McDavid

>>78237536
>wanting a swebust

imagine being the ice hockey team of the capital of the most hockey fanatic country and having an abysmal attendance record

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>>78237701
>b-but location
you own a car, dont you?

>>78237701
imagine relocating to the united states
now imagine 3 teams doing this

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Imagine you're a slick freewheeling swede moving the puck up on your stick past the blueline and this guy skates towards you lining you up for a bonecrushing hit

>>78237755
he is going to bite his tongue in half one day
mark my words

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>>78237769
Imagine ur a swede who just received a nasty concussion and multiple facial lacerations and as you regain consciousness on the stretcher you see this tongue taunting you

>be Florshitian
>lose air conditioning
>die
B-but muh reddit sandwiches!!!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/09/13/irma-death-toll-rises-as-5-dead-at-south-florida-nursing-home/?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_irma1020a%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.a78b189c663d

>be american
>have to worry about hurricanes every year

>>78237913
Bit rude. They are fighting for their lives in Florida and you laugh at them.
Have some symphaty

>>78237943
only if you're retarded aka east sunbelt

>>78237982
Wew. Is that God's way of telling us he's sorry about the Sunbelt?

>>78238006
He's trying to use the force of the hurricane to relocate the Panthers arena

you think the canes will sweep panthers and lightnings this year?

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>>78238072
Delete

t. Posting on behalf of trailer park cleetus with no power

>>78238072
no the panthers will win the stainless cup

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>>78238108
Not so fast.

>>78237946
Karma for years of obnoxious sandwichposting

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https://www.nhl.com/senators/news/ottawa-senators-announce-2017-18-training-camp-roster/c-291033422
>that asterisk on Karlsson's name

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>>78238317

Friendly reminder that the Kings have a healthy core now and you should be afraid

>>78238474
Healthy shit is still shit

Smells like bean burritos in here all of a sudden

>>78238474
friendly reminder that doughty is going to walk and there is NOTHING you can do about it

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>>78238474
beaners pls go

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I like finlan

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>>78238634
So do I. Only Redditors hate our based allies.

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Doughty to the leafs When?

>>78238662
Right after they sign Karlsson.

>>78238671
don't forget tavares

>>78238661
Finland = 4chan
Sweden = reddit

>>78238701
Norway= ifunny

last two digits is how many goals beaner Matthews scores next season

>>78238709
more like norway= facebook/myspace mobster games from 2006

My last 2 digits reversed are how many points Laine gets

>>78238701
sweden has actually the highest post per capita on 4chan

>>78238713
>>78238728
>Matthews regressed hard while Laine cements himself as a PPG player
I like this outcome desu

>>78238728
and these are for PULJU

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How about mcdavid?

>>78238760
delet before they see this

>>78238760
reroll

>>78238760
Bulju 6 point

LOVING EVERY LAUFH

>>78238701
So there's no difference

Last 2 digits are the amount of games till Patrick Nolan gets injured

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Quads for Pulju winning the Hart.

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>>78238888
checked

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>>78238888

>>78238888
Pulju posters=best posters

>>78238888

MODS

>>78238745
No wonder interracial cuck posting is so rampant on 4chan.

>>78238888
8888 point season for pulju

>>78238888
>>78238898
Pulju singles confirms it.

>>78238888
>
vupvoted!

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>>78238888

>live near Calgary
>work on deceased fathers farm
>just saw the girl you have been keen on ever since she kissed your cheek in grade 5, Belinda, at Canadian Tire
>she had clearly been beaten by her known meth dealer boyfriend Gord
>you know this because your close friend, whom you no longer speak with, told you before going to detox
>you wake up early to drive the combine
>local sports radio is saying the Flames won't reach a stadium deal
Such is life in Alberta

>>78238888
there can be only one man

>>78239111
Rural alberta is oil country

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>>78238888
*sips refreshing Bonaqua* HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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rookie game today

who /elite/ here?

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>>78238888

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>>78238888

>>78238888
Nice script faggot

>>78239111
t. never been to alberta even once
embarassing

>>78239551
what the fuck is that abortion of a jersey

>>78239551
is there a problem officer?

>>78239222
Right. There's not a single fucking farm in the entire province.

>>78239643
Thats officer Bulju to you criminal scum

>>78239684
Carry on citizen

>>78239771
No one outaide of calgary cheers for those shitters. We're all fans of the mighty Oil. Sask is also oil territory

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>>78239560
Thanks lad.

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Hey Calgary. I got you a present :)

>>78240215
Do they speak french in Saskatoon?

>>78238888
https://youtu.be/yQW-IhZnuI4

>that one gaybeck frog that thinks he's ever getting a team

>that one shitter shattered sunbelt nigger that thinks his team isn't relocating to zheattle

>that one hockey fan in seattle

Isn't xheattle basically hongcouver 2.0?

>>78240529
no, America is first

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>>78240529
Seattle has more whites

>>78240550
first in obese niggers per capita

>>78238888
can i xpost to /r/hockey pls? or if not pls include me in the screencap xDDD!!!!

>>78240655
does reddit have repeating digit posts?

>>78240708
no but they have an objectively superior system of filtering bad posts/posters, and a much more intelligent and positive community

>>78240740
sounds like a hugbox

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>>78238888

>>78240764
t. reddit

>thinks everyone who knows qc isn't happening is a sunbelter
W E W
E
W

>i'm not a sunbelt nig, i just happen to get really, really butthurt when people mention relocation

>>78240740
>objectively superior system of filtering bad posts/posters

Aside the named users and posting tracking this is literally the worst part of reddit. It destroys any kind of attempt at any conversation and everything devolves into a wank circle like kikebook.

>>78240852
you sound like you get downvoted a lot

>y-you're butthurt cuz you have a team and I don't!
LEEEEEEEELMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8llUGWcSVhI&feature=youtu.be

>admitting you're a sunbelt nig after claiming you weren't
literally brainless

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hey

>>78240990
where'd I do that? My city has a team, yours doesn't. Simple as that, I live thousands of miles from Carolina, stay mad frogboi

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>canashits

you're both fags

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>>78240998
hello

>>78241023
>canadians think laughing at them means you're mad
rmmt

You are all sunbelters
not me though, i live above the arctic circle

>getting so asspained about being a sunbelt nig you forget you were pretending not to be one
very embarassing

>khl judges

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YV9sFDOpZs

How can anyone say with an honest face that these judges aren't straight bought.

>tfw sunbelt but north of canada
jogs my rascal scooter

>>78240952
It's a shame that this guy had so many off-ice issues because he was such a gifted player.

>>78241099
wat

>im not a sunbelt nig, forget where i admitted it and also forget how i have been bawling about relocation for the last hour
k

>>78241229
>forget where i admitted it
pls point out this post

>frog still shitter shattered
top fucking lel it never gets old

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I think they're close to perfect, all I would change is all the red to white. and maybe add some maple leaves just to commemorate his Canadian heritage.

>seriously, I am not sunbelt, I just happen to be incredibly butthurt about relocation, and will respond angrily to anyone laughing at sunbelt nigs

>>78241286
>red white blue
>nothing cucknadian
price to rags and cup confirmed

>laughing at teams while yours doesn't exist
what's it like

>>78241355
thats bleu blanc et rouge, lad

>>78241397
what? take the cock out of your mouth lad i can't understand you

>>78241201
Its knee'ing where he tapped the guy in retaliation with his stick and got 2+2 +misconduct. Imagine if they'd call out penalties like that in NHL.

Who is your favorite non-superstar level player?

Leo Komarov is the only player jersey I own. Gonna have to go with him. Sure he went to the all star game season before last but did you see that Leafs team's lineup?

>>78241439
lel are you 11 years old?

>leaf fans eating shit dot mpeg

>>78241464
connor mcgaykid

>>78241464
Motherfuckin 44 JG Pageau. Whenever the Sens are down late or in some trouble, that tiny terrifyingly tenacious clutch powerhouse is who I pray to.

>>78241512
>and a pedo
i'm calling the mounties on you

>>78241569
well I have been ass fucking you in this argument, so you're not totally wrong

>>78241616
t.gay
shoo shoo homo

>>78241464

Jason Pominville.

>gaybeckian pedos
>on MY hoc
trudeau will pay for this

>>78241464
joni pitkänen
jussi jokinen

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who /lifelong/ here?

>sitting in a hockey thread getting triggered by canadians
this is like moving to america and complaining that everyone is fat

Imagine being Canadian and constantly triggered your irrelevant paki-infested city has no NHL club?

lmaoing @ ur life fampai

>sunbelt asspain still at an all time high
surprised you have internet connection in your flooded shack to b h

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID FAGGOTS

>be me
>massholefag
>dad is huge broons fan
>family decides we're gonna go to quebec for fall break
>think maybe we'll get to see a bruins/nordiques game while there
>dad mentions they were relocated a few years ago
>what.jpg
>says they packed up and moved to colorado where they won the cup instantly and now qc has no nhl team
>huh.bmp
still makes me kek desu

>>78241464
My son saw this same post in reddit

>80 degrees and sunny
literally melting up here senpai

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how does your wifi still work?

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too bad you couldnt relocate your house a week ago eh buddy?

>>78241928
>not having a hardline
absolutely pathetic

you'd think frogs would be able to empathize with losing your home

>>78241911
they probably copied it from me, they always do shit like that
nice 9/11s btw

>>78241464
Mikkel Boedker

>The flooded slums of Seattle

>the underwater swamp of the sunbelt

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>tfw no hokkei

>>78242898
Saturday my friend, Saturday...
(yes it's two irrelevant teams, but still)

>>78242972
Is this preseason or shit rookie games?

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What's this I hear about you not staying hydrated, anon?

>this canashit is THIS MAD that he has no team

>>78242980
Preseason

tbqh the Nordiques had pretty great jerseys

ask yourself:
would you spend 4 hours defending a place you don't even live?

ask yourself:
would you like to live in a shithole with no nhl club?

>>78243097
I already do.

>>78243097
y-yes

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>>78236965
>>78236902

Lived in Dallas (Highland Park) for a while.
Good people.
Anyone who talks shit about Texas, doesn't know Texas.

>divegrass day on /sp/
Thank dog for hocgeneral.com

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>>78241911

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>>78241911

>>78243243
>51 threads filtered and 33 more hidden
>threads still popping up every minute with cliche subjects like "who can stop him?" or "what went wrong?"
>all get less than 10 posts each
Why can't non-Anglo countries follow China's lead and create their own websites instead of infesting ours? Makes this place virtually unusable.

>>78241099
the ref has a pretty good view too

>>78243243
can't be too mad. /sp/ was created for soccer after all.

>>78244366
this is factually incorrect

>>78244418
Yeah thought literally everyone knew 18-1 was the genesis of /sp/
Guess there's no helping redditors

>>78244854
nah it was the champions league game bayern-real madrid back in the day what inspired the /sp/

>>78245292
no

finland FUCK OFF

>>78245523
yeah. It was a while back so most (redditors) don't know about it.

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>>78243382

>>78245560
no

YAVA HOCKET

>Pastranak in Czechia and NOT returning in a timely fashion
>Tavares NOT resigned yet

I love this timeline

>>78245886
Why are you so mad after some autist went on an argument run with you? You could just drop it or post that shit on /pol/ or are you just as autistic?

where my /threepeat/ niggas

>>78246409
Ignoring hockey until the second round.

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>>78246409
feels good mang

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Chances Letang gets hurt before pre season is over?

I give him an 87% chance of getting injured

ded thread
ded sport

laughing SO HARD @ ted from akron

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>>78246409

Pens aren't even making the playoffs this year.

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Is is possible that bulju did not meet expectations because players drink out of gatorade bottles even if its water instead of their preferred water delivery system?

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Imagine being this desperate to put asses in seats

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>>78246459

butthurt flylel, devlel, or crapilel fan detected

>>78246647
100%

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>>78246846

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Basedburgh just ranked best city in the country for jobs senpaitachi, can't stop that pongs 3peat with this momentum

>>78246899
>anyone who talks shit about >my team must be a fan of a rival

lel, not even the same conference yinzer

>>78245560
You're a fucking idiot

Any fellow sens fans here tonight? :^)

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>SUNDAY
>U
>N
>D
>A
>Y

>>78247082
I am a fan of the self hating snes fan that kept posting how many games they went without a sellout. Wish he had done that during the playoffs.

Juuse Saros is just too short for the modern NHL

>>78247107
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY ONLY AT THE GOLDEN DOME
THERE WILL BE DEFENSIVE GAFFS LOPSIDED SCORES RULE REMINDERS HANDED OUT AND FEATURING 3 TIME CHAMPION MARC-ANDRE F-F-FLEURY
BUT ONLY AT THE GOLDEN DOME
AND KIDS SEATS ARE STILL JUST 5 BUCKS

>>78247113
I am a fan of the fan that is a fan of the self hating snes fan.

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>>78246459
>Ignoring hockey until the second round.
hmm really roasts the almonds

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>>78247187
Unsure if I have any fans if im honest

>>78247250
Enjoy it before I jump ship to Kippers

>>78246846
This can't be real

>>78247267
But wouldnt that post imply you are a fan of someone who is a fan of me?

Who's ready for the golden horde of Vegas

>>78247181
Audibly kek'd

>still no AA

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vegas will probably be coyotes tier attendance in about 5 years tbqhwyf

>>78247181
Also the 10,000th guest in attendance will get a complimentary fisting from Gertie's Hooker Hut.

>season around the corner
>one team is off literally every night

Nice "league" you got there, N"H"L.

>>78247361
>golden whored

FTFY

What was the last great console hockey game?

>>78247617
Mutant league hockey

>>78247617
NHL18

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>>78247617

>Sakic actually thinks the Preds would trade one of the Karlssons and more for Duchene when they can get him for free in 2 years

lol

>>78247522
Then they'll move to omaha

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Why hasn't Tavares scored at least 40 or more goals in a season? Wasn't he hyped up to be Ontario's finest?

>>78241464
Ryan Spooner.

>>78247714
Is making fun of the dumpster fire of colorado really even doing anything for you anymore?

>>78247989
He's probably one of those people that like to jerk it do dead people

a necrofranchiselite

>>78247617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5isjNDdwXps

>>78247926
dude has had dick all for wingers outside of that season they rolled vanek-tavares-okposo, rarely had help from the defense, and never both at the same time.

>>78242985
But I am hydrated. Been drinking some t-tap w-water.

>>78247989
that's why I didn't waste an image on it, it's still somewhat amusing but not largely so

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>>78248187
>not scoring 40 on that gold line
But seriously both of those players are more goal scorers than play makers.

>>78247181
The fucking kids seats still just 5 bucks. Can hear it so clearly.

>>78248210
just got a slushee, reminds me of hokkei

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OUR

FUCKING

YEAR

>>78248347
That's not Vegas.

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>>78248347

>>78248347
Douvt you'll be bad enough to win the lotto

>>78248250
You're thinking of Minnesota

Gonna take an exercise in creative writing but more like autism and self medication.
Any thoughts on what hokkei related topic I should try my pen at?

>>78248580
Ya no shit the "dome" kind of gave it away.
Also not the guy you responded too.

>>78248608

write a childrens novel and title it "Omaha Jake Meets Stan Lee"

>>78248608
How the pens will NOT 3peat

>>78248679
>fiction novels

>>78248667
>there once was a man named Jake
>he dreamed of the cup and what it would take
>he spammed to make omaha an nhl team
>it truly became quite the meme
>finally it came to be
>and he saw it won after paying a fee
>Jake saw his team win the cup
>unfortunately he finally woke up

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>>78247113
Oh hey that was me. Did you know the jew Melnyk removed 1,500 of his own seats?

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>>78248692
ok bud

>>78248736
how many stanley cups has the state of hockey won?

>>78248750
Holy shit are you at all familiar with that commercial?
inb4
>no I only watch pittsburgh games the team that matters and didnt see it spammed on /hoc/

>>78248750
Are you assuming I am a milds fan?

Why do shitsburgians get pissed when ho sang wears his jersey?

>>78248785
>watching commercials

>>78248794
We don't like muslim chink leafs in BASEDburgh

>>78248836
because I don't know a commercial? why are you so obsessed with talking about reddit?

>>78248807
>not watching foreign streams for their very different commercials
>many of them are hilarious to an american viewer
>not seeing the milk drinking scene spammed in many ways for a few months
You are a complete pleb, jump in the Ohio River

>>78248859
I have gamecenter and you're an obsessed loser

>>78248871
>I have gamecenter
>i dont have LM
>im a total pleb b-but you are a loser
Get called out for wrongfully calling someone out and backpedal like this. Going to applebees now and the wife is driving.

>>78248909
>Get called out for wrongfully calling someone out and backpedal like this
where did I backpedal?

>>78248794
Because for awhile it has been an unwritten rule that Lemiuex's number should be retired just like Gretzky's. Unfortunately all of the heavy metals from Pittsburghs now nearly defunct steel injury gave him cancer and he never had a full career. Truly a shame, nearly caused the collapse of the team too.

>>78248936
>hurr they have mild colors
>must be a mild fan posting this issue
>the commercial is from canada

>lol watching commercials
Never addressed your original claim.

>>78248980
I asked how many cups the state of hockey was ever won and I did not backpedal from that question. Do you know what backpedaling is?

>>78248987
Why would you make that response to that particular post?

>>78249026
I figured you were so retarded you had to be from Minnesota, you still probably are.

>>78249036
lel, not even close mate, nice chat though.

>>78249152

Christ just kiss eachother already

>>78249189
This is offensive to Yakupov please delete this

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a e s t h e t i c

>>78249189
Cowe

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>He isn't a Golden Knights fan

THIS IS VANCOUVER'S YEAR

>>78249607
Yellow knights are a hot take

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>>78249624

>>78249624
>>78249634
Bure and the Sedins couldn't bring a cup to Canada's best city. Vancouver will never win anything.

>>78249634
cute pic faggot

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>>78249649
we were wrong to put all our trust into weak europeans

>>78249694
I dare you to look Naslund in his eyes and call him weak

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Reminder that Vancouver had Game 7 at home and got SHUT OUT and will NEVER come that close to the Lee EVER again

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Rip in piss teenagers

If a team had three first line centers with a combined cap hit of $21,000,000 would they basically be guaranteed to win a cup?

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>>78249624

>>78249772
jake guentzel has won more stanley cups than the blue jackets have won playoff series

>>78249624
Better win it while you can, before the Metropolitans begin cucking you in 2020

>>78249800
@guentzelego spotted

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>>78249806
>2020 season
>implying

>>78249806
>2020 NHL season
wew

Someone wake up Finland I'm in a bad mood

for fucks sake, someone sign jagr already

>>78249956
it hurts more every day

>>78247926
He can't skate

>>78249956
he's done just like iginla

>>78250010
Really says somethin' when 6'8 Myers and 6'5 Laine are better skaters.

>>78250019
jagr scored nearly double what niginla did last year, and the panthers were banged up like crazy last year

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>>78250074
>Jagr, Iginla unsigned
>the panthers were banged up like crazy last year

I guess you could say they could use a vet

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>>78250133
one of these days carlos i swear to fucking god

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>people fellatiating the central division
>hurrimemes and stors
>rangers will miss playoffs apparently
is this offseason hokey

>>78249806
projected lockout bud :(