Is this a common injury at Real Madrid?

pls post feminine penis Marco

kek, never heard that excuse before

>faggotkick

>>78236285
It's so strange you'd be hard pressed to not believe it.

Still doesn't beat Canizares missing the WC because he dropped a bottle of perfume on his toe.

next time they need an excuse, they can go for the chest and say he cant pull on a shirt

*comedy silver*

>its real
kek soccer is so gay

>shaving in 2017
>not getting waxed or lasered

>>78236267

he has Aids

>>78236294
I remember a Dominican baseball player who got a back injury from sneezing too hard.

>>78236267
that's what you get for being a faggot

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>>78236267
>Iberians

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>shaving your legs

>Spanish lady boys

Why would a club even put out a press-release like that? Just say that a cut on his leg got infected or something, like anyone would be able to tell the difference.

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>>78236351
these kids nowadays are a bunch of sissies

Do you think Asensio is cross-dressing to fulfill Ronaldo's fantasy at night?

The only thing I shave is ocasionally my crotch and ballsack. Am I gay too?

I shave my legs hair

>>78236469
that's probably what they meant by "leg"

>>78236469
Yes, but the two things are unrelated

>while shaving his legs
jesus christ

i shave my ballsack, crotch, pubes, nipple hair, chest hair, arm pit hair, the small hairs between my eyebrows and random hairs on the shoulders and upper arms, i sometimes trim my asshole because its hairy as fuck and gets in the way of pooing. also sometimes the cut the hair on my finegrs because its weird looking

i dont shave my head, my eyebrows, my beard, my forearms or my leags or my feet and toes

>>78236547
thanks for the info

>>78236547
>doesn't trim his forearms to a shorter length
fucking neanderthal

I only shave beard, benis and armpits (very, very hairy)

>>78236267
Don't know about metrosexual pimples, but Guti had an habit of disappearing for months due to mysterious and usually undisclosed "injuries". Word on the street is he had done some coke or something and couldn't risk being subject to a drug test

>>78236294
Nothing will ever beat tearing off the tip of a finger, because your ring got caught in the fence while celebrating. Then getting shown a yellow for timewasting.

im just glad im not the only one that gets pimples in weird places

>>78236547
>he doesn't bleach his anus

uhmmmm 2017 hello?

>>78236400
wait are you telling me Asensio is actually a woman?

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>can't pull up sock due to pimple
Meanwhile, Arevalo Rios finished a game after getting injured like that.

Tbh my legs are hairy as fuck literally gorilla tier I might follow his lead

It's not gay

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kek

>>78236267
considering how retarded it all sounds it wouldn't surprise me if this was a 'vanity injury' and the pimple was in his face

>>78236828
I know that feel. I'm a pair of cloven feet away from being a goatman.

The answer is PEDs

Truth is he got his ass destroyed by me

>>78236842
I'm tempted to shave it or trim it but I don't want it to end up thicker, longer or more coarse which be a fucking nightmare.

tfw hairless chest

So why do we demonize pedophilia if the modern society is basically telling everyone that to look good you have to look little you did before puberty?

ITT: T*rks

>>78236963
That's an old wive's tale. Hair doesn't grow back any thicker after cutting, it's just the cut end making it look like that.

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Roman gymnasiums used to have a shaver

>ywn lift naked covered in olive oil with your bros and then have a wrestle (no homo)
>ywn have a dude shave you after the workout
>ywn go to the baths after with your bros

Why are we such plebs nowadays?

>Anglos say shaving is for faggots

If you had Med hair genes you'd be shaving (or at least trimming) too

>>78237063
not all meds are hairy

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>>78237089
>mfw no facial hair

>>78236547
why?

>>78237107
tfw no job, no degree, no gf and no facial hair

>>78236547
Pretty much all of this except the chest hairs but I did used to shave my nipple hair

>>78237141
w-want to start a support group?

>>78237089
#notallmeds

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>tfw when almost hairless

Bunch of numales and kids ITT. Why are you afraid of being manly?

>>78236547

How fucking hairy are you UK?

>>78237197
The sun doesnt shine in Portugal?

>>78237197
>moor with the fake pic
gtfo

>>78237206
We are all transitioning to become women so we can consume more to get our overlords richer.

>>78237229
I never wear shorts, I'm too skinny and I am embarrased by my hairless legs, don't want people to think I'm a gay faggot

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>the abuser of asensio

>>78237288
>mach3
fast as fuck

>>78236294
>dropped a bottle of perfume on his toe.
aftershave

>>78236294
>>78237344
Dave Beasant did the same with a jar of mayonnaise

>>78236622
Ivan Čupić, a handball player, lost half a finger on his shooting hand the same way. It was right before a world cup or euros.

>>78236678
How do you think he is so good swetie?
María asensio is a stron WOC who will win The ballon d'or

>>78236267
Got to be aerodynamic to be the best.

they get their legs shaven for massages if you want to know

>>78236622
A girl in my lil brother's class lost a finger like that. Ring caught a fence she jumped from and took skin and meat from half the finger to the bone, they had to cut it.
Glad I wasn't there to see that.

>>78236973
What? You mean like Angie Varona?

>ITT autists don't shave their legs
gee, it's like you enjoy being a monkey or better yet you don't ever go outside in shorts.