Tottenham vs Borussia Dortmund Pre-match Thread

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Can he save Dirtcuck?

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>>78234879
Hello, is this /ananastisch/?

>le gets exposed against concashite teams wee lad

>>78235120
No, this is not /genericstupidcunt/

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Spurs are going to get smashed at Wembley.

>>78235138
>it's a mexicuck obsessed with PulisGod episode

>>78235120
maybe

>>78235120
Look at all that semen caked on her face, what a slut.

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both these teams are reddit AF

>>78235341
Please delete this photo of me

>>78235120
This Kraut whore looks like a SLUT.

the correct term is puliGOD thank you very much

>78235411


cringe

kid was an embarassment over the international break

1-0 Spurs on Eriksen FK

>>78235341
y r the Irish still starving??

someone pls give this kid some potaote

>>78235624

t. Bruce Arena

Can Tottenham finally beat Dortmund tonay?

>>78235624
casuals on here just seem to think hes pele or something, he cant carry a team so dont expect him to

his fifa stats just got released today, hes a 78 overall. thats how good he is. some americans seem to think hes 90+ and when he doesnt perform they slate him

>>78234879
Its so good to see Buyern crumbling and us doing well

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>>78235739

>fifa stats

>>78235746
You just drew against the worst team in the league

>>78235739
>calls others casuals
>quotes fifa stats

Yeah lad, ronaldo is better than Messi too didn't you see he got a better score on fifa!!!

I'm genuinely worried that kane will score a hatrick tonight and then ABEs will suicide en masse

What happened to Emre Mor?

>>78235141
>>78235285
>>78235411

Fuck off, she's pure! Never did a fucking faggot lay a hand on her.

also: obvious samefriend.

>>78235767
did you watch the match? We were unlucky not to win and right now we are still at the top of the league

spurs are shit. What are they even doing in the champion league?
theyve won 3 trophies in my lifetime and Im in my 30s

>>78236019
because arsenal finished 5th and united finished 6th

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>>78235739
>fifa stats

>>78236026
at least they both won something.

I really think sp*rs will get BTFO tonight. Screencap this

>>78236004
im on your side m8.
but in all honesty, we did fuck that match up sooo bad. i really hope THE BOSS has a gameplan for tonight

>>78235807
he left for a couple of million. too bad, cause i really hoped they would just lend him to another team so he can get some more practice and come back eventually

>>78236067
Kane will score AT LEAST 2 goals though. So dortmund are starting with a 2 goal deficit

this will be a boring 1-1 or so. both teams are too nervous to play good football today, especially since both act as if being with real in a group is the end of the world. they draw to postpone the judgement.

>>78236087
Decent player him and Sané become GOATS on PES in a couple of season's

>>78235739
>fifa stats
haven't you got sixth form today?

>>78236193
But Tottenham will beat real. I would rather have 'arry and Eriksen than benzema and isco

friendly reminder Heung Min "The Dortmund Destroyer" Son is part of the Spurs lineup

3-0 spurs son hattrick

who /fearing the worst/ here?

it fills me with dread watching spurs

>>78236281
Sixth form is a bit generous 'la. nigga is probably starting his gcses

>>78236206
I still remember that Bojan Krkić and Alexandre Pato became the best players in Fifa 08 after some seasons so that doesn't mean much

>>78235774
>>78236092
>>78236283
I made these three (3)posts because I'm already dead inside and know >we will lose and then make some shitty comment about how at least we were positive. Been feeling nervous all morning.

>>78236290

>>78236283
Do you fucking understand this is real life?
Tottenham will get smashed vs Real.

>>78236313
I just addressed this in the comment above. I have to meme to make the pain of being a Tottenham supporter go away

>>78236309
if it helps, we as Dortmund fans are just as worried. we have no idea how strong tottenham currently is and played horrible in our last game.

i guess both teams are hoping for the best.

>>78236361
I would genuinely have more hope if we were playing at signal iduna park. Tottenham cannot play at Wembley. If I was still a gambling man I would drop my student loan on dortmund to win tonight

Place your bets, Yids or share holders?
For me, it's 2-1 spurs

>>78236376
Our players are still traumatized from last time we played in Wembley (the final against Buyern) and crush most other teams at home.

Tho my prediction is still going to be

1:2 TOT-BVB
2:0 BVB-TOT

also,
>Tottenham cannot play at Wembley
Why do you think that?

>>78236426
Because they have won 2/12 games there or some shit. Look up the stats they are rediculous.

>>78235773
>le score in group stage games man vs le score in actually important finals man
HMMM

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h-hey..lets just not play and say it was 0-0 o-ok?

>>78236303
Those were the days

>>78236483
seriously? lets not play in Dotmund so we cant conceive goals at home!

>>78236480
That doesn't even make sense. There isn't a 'score in big finals' stat you sperg

>>78236004
>we
Are you Wolfgang Feiersinger or something?

I've bet £250 on Tottenham winning both halves.

I would earn £875 if I win.

*dabs*

>>78236706
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL why the fuck would you do that

>>78236706
>spuds
>winning both halves
>against dirtmund
>at wembley

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>>78236706

>>78236706
>Tottenhamroll in Europe
>at Wembley
even if Dortmund are shit they are still several levels above Tottenham.

>>78236706
>ever betting on Lads It's Tottenham
Almost as bad an idea as betting on women's sports or >Schalke.

holy shit those injuries >we have. dortmund could build a top 10 la liga club with the injured men alone.

>>78236706
For what purpose? Post slip I don't believe you're that retarded

>Pochettino said the clash with German giants Dortmund "is like a final" and added..
Kek this will be one of those games where we both pretend to play a final while nobody else cares

>>78236706
that would be really nice for you

>>78236984
Well it is. We are both fighting desperately for second place. >we have to win tonight, it will definitely shape >our season and hopefully break the Wembley curse

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is götze any good?

>>78237356
he is the GOAT

>>78237110
i hate how everyone is riding the second place dick.
Dortmund finished frist last year before Real!
i know the chances for real ending up on first place are higher then for dortmund or even tottenham but its def not 100%

>>78235739
>Unironically rating a player based on a video game
I thought summer was over

>>78237537
pochettino said the same

>>78236875
Does Reus even play anymore?

>>78236702
kek mad Buyern customer detected. Also Im German

>>78237742
OUT

>>78237742
>Piefke in my country
leave

100% win for dortmund

We got this Tottenham

>>78238446
No >we don't lmao

Reus when? I know he's got a pretty nasty injury. How much time left until he will play again?

>>78238446
which part of tottenham are you from la

>>78238580
he's far west tottenham

dubs say its a 2-2 draw

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>>78238602
Dortmund will win it unless meme magic happens and kane scores a hattrick

>>78238602
looks more like a 0-2 for Tottenham to me

>>78236706
ITS TOTENHAM LAD!!! THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

>>78238537
Next year

>>78238657
If he's throwing away that kind of money on that team, let him be.

>>78236706

you'd be better off burning 25 £10 notes in your back garden

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Out of Tottenham and Borussia, who is perro and who is caca?

>>78238657
>TOTENHAM
hehe

>can't carry a shit team against others shit teams
>PulisGOAT

Embarassing.

>>78238715
perro = Dortmund
caca = meme players
caca customers = Spanish and English teams

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>>78238784
This man is a bigger talent too

>>78238715
Dortumnd = perro
Their goals are caca
Spurs are the grass

>>78238808
Woodburn will be thrown in in the 76st minute, my uncle at Antfield told me :3

>>78238715
Perro = UEFA
Caca = Dortmund
Ground = Wembley/ Tottenham

>>78236706
Should have put that money on KANE to score a hatrick like I did. I put £100 on to win £1300.
Easiest money ill ever make

>>78238836
He better get some minutes since Mane is out or Kloop is a Floop

should poochettino teams be allowed in european competitions? that faggot always throws the competitions away to '''''''''win''''''' the premier

>>78238836
he started for the U19s against Sevilla since Kloop hates giving young players a chance

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>leave dortmund to me

>leave embarrassing england to us

>>78238636

>can't score against Freiburg at home
>beating literally anyone on the road in CL

I don't think so, Hans.

>>78235624
>>78235704

very disappointing for sure, but he was playing two decently tactical coaches that focused on fouling him as much as possible.

1. the refereeing in the CR match was an utter disgrace, and i say this as a very informed but fair US follower.
2. the refereeing in the Hon match was better, but the us squad as a whole performed horrifically and should have lost.
3. bruce's reliance on nagbe was the biggest failing, nagbe is not creative enough and is only a meme energetic type of player. it works in protland because he is balanced with valeri as a playmaker and adi as the 9, but in international play he cant hold any real responsibility.
4. with yedlin back and bombing up pulisic will have much more room and less attention, hopefully with a few tactical tweaks (like fab playing in the back isntead of midfield) he will rise again

>>78238973
what a fuckboi!

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>>78239013
>spuds at wimblybowl
>winning

>>78236706

To outright win both halves, or just Spurs/Spurs HT/FT?

If Kane scores a hattrick tonight will he finally be an elite striker? The only reason people say he's not is because he isn't proven in europe or against good sides

>>78236706
Reality is you've thrown away 250 quid

Spurs Under 19s just beat Dortmunds youth team 4-0

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For spuds fans in interested. Wallpaper for phone

>>78239099
Should've used a "15" year old nigger wonder kid.

>>78239206
12 :^)

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>>78238973

>>78239267
good post

Lads I'm absolutely shitting it

>>78238973
Suspended

For me, it's

---------------------Lloris
---------Sanchez Toby Vertonghen
Aurier--------------Dier-----------Davies
----------Dembele-----Eriksen
----------------------Son
---------------------Kane

>>78235640
>Eriksen
>taking a good set piece

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rollz-reuceサッカー - Y E L L O W + D U R E A M U

>>78239582
Spurs 0 - 4 Dortmund

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LINE UPS

Tottenham XI vs Dortmund: Lloris, Aurier, Alderweireld, Sanchez, Vertonghen, Davies, Dier, Dembele, Eriksen, Son, Kane

>>78239502
Always shit it before games m8, don't know why

>>78239582
>>78239772
>>78239741

Oh shit

BVB: Bürki, Piszczek, Sokratis (C), Toprak, Toljan, Sahin, Dahoud, Kagawa, Aubameyang, Yarmolenko, Pulisic

Is Erik Lamela still alive?

>>78237741
He's injured. Always injured. He's like both Bender brothers combined.

Should I watch this or Blade Runner?

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last digits are score

Dubs and PulisGOD gets a brace in a Dortmund victory

>>78239641
>>78239810
STOP

>>78239806
hehe

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>tfw too fat to play in the Champion's League

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>>78239790
>the absolute state of that meme line up
oh god, i already hear the endless taunts after the inevitable 0-4 defeat

SONNY
O
N
N
Y

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>>78239806
>tfw the croatian GOD scores all six

>>78239790
what the hell is this lineup, is their coach some FM kid from Reddit

>>78239772
>>78239777
Is Wanyama injured? I'd feel a lot more comfortable with him as CM than Dier.

>>78239847
>losing to us at wembley
i wouldn't sweat it mate, you're going to batter us

>>78239862
He's Dutch, so it's basically the same

>>78239867
Knee injury if I remember correctly.
He'll be out for a few weeks. Which translates to he's fucked for the next 6 months

If Tuchel had brough in half a team of players who have never played for the club before in an important CL game people would have gone nuts.

>>78239862
433
All national team players except Dahoud and Toljan (both U21 Euro champs)

>>78239876
That midfield has no bite to it at all, bunch of softies. if Spurs are smart they will go thru the middle aggressively

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Execute Order 66

>>78239915
>tfw no Sissoko starting
He's finally doing ok, too

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>>78239902
this is toljan's first game at dortmund. literally his first fucking game.

>>78239926
who would you rather have him in for?

>>78239915
they also never played together before

>>78239934
It's damage control. Afterwards we can claim it was our ß-team.

>>78239950
Probably Dier ans switch Dembele to the bottom of the diamond

>>78239916
*sells kyle walker*

>>78239972
a wonder he didnt put in weidenfeller. what is this bald madman thinking?

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>>78240024
*replaces him with a better player half the price*

>>78239842
stop picking on the GOAT

>Toljan and Yarmolenko starting for the first time for Dortmund
>it's in the CL
Bosz the absolute mad man

>>78240024
*complains about the inflated market*

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>>78240024
>Kyle Walker is the most expensive English Defender at 50 million pounds

>>78240046
*transplants an aggressive cancer into his locker room*

>>78239117
kino

>>78239206
negrowunderkind*

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>spuds lost to NEVERKUSEN last season AT WEMBLEY
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT JUST GIVE US THE THREE POINTS ALREADY

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What did she mean by this?

*buys Wimmer for £5m and sells him for £15m 15 PL games later*

*installs an "exclusivity clause" so PSG can't be approached by other teams for Aurier*

>>78240230
>he raised his value half a million a game

Amazing

Someone at work told me that the Dortmund coach is a meme. I haven't been paying that much attention to European football so I don't know. Is it true?

*buys a pacey nigger for 15 mil*
*sells him for 105 mil + 40 mil '''variables'''*

Sperm are going to get wrecked so hard tonight.

>>78240308
He's shit. Tuchel would have won the league this year, I would have bet all of my money on it. But this guy ...

>>78240351
Isn't he basically >POOP by
Ur less smart?

>>78240222

How would one go about purchasing a baby prostitute?

>>78240308
He's good. Fixed >our defense, stuck with Tuchel's possession style and >we are top of the league.

>>78240316
easy money.

>>78240222
Who is this? I don't follow tennis.

Checked!

>>78240308
he puts a guy into LB that arrived in dortmund last week and hasnt played a single game for them yet. you decide.

Criminally high odds on BVB @3.70, ofc i had a cheeky bet

>tfw PuliGOAT teaches Bongland what freedom is all about

>>78240482
Same here. Easy money

>>78240477
The other left backs are ded. Should he pick an 18 yo center back over Toljan?

Do Spurs provide the condoms or do we have to bring them ourselves?

>>78240526
zagadou at least knows the game and started the last 5 times or so. much better than a wildcard making its debut in such a game.

>>78237356
>5'9" next to 6'0

>>78240372
We have a special street for that here. Most girls are between 14 and 16 but claim to be 18. It's an open secret here.

>>78240576
British cuties are not for touching, Abdullah.

first time watching this "Pulisic" guy

bet you any money he's shite. americans are garbage at football, its in their DNA

Can't wait for Pochettino to drop a pot a' shitto on Boorishia

>>78240576
Since it's down the dark back alley that is wembley I don't think condoms are involved

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flippy standing by

>this star wars music
holy shit did we land on redditland?

>>78236426
>Our players are still traumatized from last time we played in Wembley (the final against Buyern) and crush most other teams at home

Are you sure they're still not traumatized from the bus attack? Show some respect please.

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go dortmund

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>>78240576
We provide circumcisions only

>there's not even a City match thread

The Qataris really need to pull out and pick a different club. Newcastle or Stoke.

what's with the line up? yarmolenko for example has been with the team for only 5 days or so

>>78236706
I've bet £250 on Tottenham winning both halves.

I lost £250.

>germans vs jews

hmm, we all know how this ends

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>>78240725
dortmund aren't exactly lucky with injuries, still wondering why Yarmolenko was signed though.

>>78240733
I...I love you?

>watzke acting like this garbage line up is part of some secret plan
yeah no, this is borderline sabotage

>fox commentator just confused son with kagawa

>>78240733
*plays despacito*

Hola

>muh socks

>burki with the wrong socks
is this remnants of taktiktuchel?

>>78240776
>>78240802
f-fuck off

which of these players is most likely to come to Beşiktaş

>>78240793
no it didnt

Tottenham 0-2 Dortmund

Check 'em.

>all those empty seats

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yidcucks can't even fucking sell out

British football fans... what a bunch of degenerates

kek those empty seats

>all those blonde aryan ballkids
WTF I love Preußen Dortmund now

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>>78240866

>>78240870
Everyone knows spuds are gonna lose at wembley.

>sperging out against gent/k

>>78240864
yes he did

where is kloss btw, I NEED that voice

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Pulisic career ending meme injury incoming

dotrmund please win

So in London the:

Jews support Spurs
Blacks and Pakis support Arsenal
White people support Chelsea

Is this so?

>>78240866
WEWWWWWWW

this is the game to watch desu

wtf where is tuchel

>>78240902
traveling to brazil to comment the libertadores/sudamericana

Where the fuck is Dele Alli? Spurs fans told me he was better than Pulisic.

>>78240921
for memes yes

rolling for a 6-3 result

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Who /jantje/ here?

NEW THREAD

>>78240615
>>78240615
>>78240615
>>78240615
ancona used

>pulishit already fucking up

nice

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If dubzshh then Dortmund loses and the Austrian shareholder finally kills himself (by sharting)

>>78240925
damn shame, him and latorre are the patrician commentator/narrator combo

>>78240884
I mean I love North West London now

who the fuck is yarmolenko

>>78240908
P-pls no.

>>78240733
easy there Carlos Lehder

Why is Tuchel sitting in the crowd?

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>these dortmund kits

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All white kits?

>>78240962
The white dembele

>>78240914
No one supports Chelsea
Whites and blacks support Arsenal
Pakis support Man utd and Liverpool
Jews and working class whites support Tottenham
People from essex support West Ham

Dam...son

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>>78240861
>a-anon kun, I was only trying to help

>>78240866
checked desu

>dirtmound

this gook literally better than cristiano

OMFG

TOPKEK

fucking idiot dortmund retards

why are they playing such a high fucking line

retards

>Cuckmund

Meanwhile based RB LEIPZIG already leading by 2

>Dirtmenders

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

Fucking SON

LMAO LIVERSHIT

>bees

>poolishit

PLASTIC SURGERY'D

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Rate my lunch bros

Paid like $100 for this

This is going to be a blowout, I predict 4-0 by half time

Oh dear. This is gonna be a long night isn't it

HAHAHAHA SON TO FUCK BVB AGAIN

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So THIS ... is the power ... of German football.

sokratis slow as fuck

MY SON

>Son
>is not a disappoint
wew lads

SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON

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GET FUCKED KRAUTS

D A M
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S O N
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>>78241065
looks good

So this.... is the power.... of the Bundesliga

Dam Son

>liverslip

>>78241065
Is that white thing fucking cereal?

>tfw just went for a quick shit and missed the goal

Apologize to the EPL

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>Liverpool already conceded

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

Dortmund are actually finished as a club.

I love my Son

>that goalkeeping

why is the bundeslel such a joke?

>>78241065
>Paid like $100 for this
i feel poor while reading this

amazing goal

>>78241065
>Paid like $100 for this
did it come with a blowjob?

Holy furk 4K football is amazing

>>78241138
Wait til RP Leipzig wins the CL and then talk to me

>>78241128
only clubs with argentine manager are good, liverpool will get rekt by sevilla

>Socrates
>2017

>commentator is pronouncing his name "poo-lisic"
he knows

Am I the only one at thinks the all white kit looks fucking amazing?

>>78241123
not a lot of macaroni in brazil?

Son is better than Kane don't @ me

wtf? I love Korea now

shit line up, shit play, this will end 4-0.

>>78241065
>$100
I unironically think i could do a better dish

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>>78241161
Iktfb

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>>78241182
that's how it's pronounced...

This is part of Bosz' plan to win the Europa League

>>78241204
Haven't you got about 9 players injured? We've got 3

>>78241185
i like it more with chelsea desu, last years kits were a e s t h e t i c o ladrid

>>78241128
Except Liverpool I guess. Waste of a club.

It's fucking Spurs, piss off. We're going to fuck it up

>>78241211

ALL OF THE KPOP SLUTS

>>78241211
Doesn't look 4k on my screen cunt. Lying bastard

>>78241182
HOW did you think its pronounced?

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>>78241211
>4K

>>78241211
kek, I'm watching it on 200p analogic cable

>>78241213
it's pooleeshitch

>>78241252
god

>>78241065
>Paid like $100 for this

u serious?

I could have the same for like 20€ here

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*dabs into third place in a two team league*

>>78241257
im livestreaming it on a typewriter

Is Pulisic playing? Can't see him on the pitch

>>78241265
ya but he ain't living in croatia, he's an american, in english you don't pronounce it like that

>>78241241
t. Arse paki or nigger

>>78241250
dats cos its a picture of a video

>>78241123
are you fucking retarded?

>>78241252
i'm under the impression it's pyou-lee-sich

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Ah yes the team that will keep Bayern Munich from the german title

>>78241301
They're cutting through the defence far to easy

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THE TAUNTS

>Tottentrash

>Wembley
>"""Home"""

DAMN

YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO

LOOOL

>>78241282
Not his fault that red bull and bayern are the best German sides.

DAT GOAL

so, this is the power of "premier" league defending...

one shot one goal

KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN

YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO

GOAL GOAL GOAL
>SPUDS

HAHAHAHAHA

How fucking shit is lloris KEK