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BAL: Campanaro a possible Woodhead replacement?
ARZ: Arians: Hope we get Johnson back by Christmas
BAL: Schefter: Woodhead (hammy) out 6-8 weeks
ARZ: Arizona fully expected to employ RB committee
HOU: Deshaun Watson expected to start Thursday
FA: Packers waive 2016 starter Ladarius Gunter
HOU: Texans place Fiedorowicz (concussion) on IR
FA: Packers give up on Jean-Francois after 1 game
BAL: Report: Danny Woodhead to miss 4-6 weeks
CHI: Bears lose every-down 'backer Freeman to IR
IND: Matt Jones winds up on Colts' practice squad
PHI: Eagles send K Sturgis to I.R., sign Elliott
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vikings
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No /pol/ posting below this line
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>tfw Odell is coming to Dallas when his contract runs out
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>>78234399
I'd fuck Sarah Palin
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viKANGS N SHIET
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>>78234401
Yeah I would too...
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>>78234400
Will Dak take the league minimum to allow for more players to carry him?
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Raiders are winning the AFC West, and nothing is going to stop them. Not even Goodel's refball.
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>>78234400
Good because Dez sucks now.
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>>78234399
that just encourages them
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>>78234371
I'd say that image is wrong and should be replaced with the AFC West but then I remember the Chargers exist. When will they just fuck off? they already moved they might as well just leave the division too. Replace them with the Patriots so New England can actually have a challenge and not be spoonfed into the playoffs every year
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>>78234444
vikings win the owl, sam bradford goat
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>>78234436
reroll
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>>78234424
Chargers are a good team this year and barely lost a ton of their games last year with about a million injuries. Don't be fooled because they lost to another great team anon. They're probably going to sweep the NFC east this year and I'm not even joking.

Btw not a chargers fan. I just understand what I'm looking at.
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>>78234444
>winning the owl in your own stadium
nice digits but history is against you
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>>78234371
first for 1-15 rasm
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eagles tbqh
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>>78234458
They only make it look close because of garbage time.
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>>78234399
your precious fee fees will be fine this thread because the OP isn't an obvious polb8 image this time
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The eagles will have a winning record and go one and done in the playoffs. And there is nothing you can do to stop it
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>>78234444
whoa......so this....is the power.....of scripting......
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>>78234465
>can't put ravens in that image so he puts iggles and hopes no one will notice
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>>78234510
t. "ban everything I don't like" autist
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>>78234465
rasm will get at least 6 wins screencap this post motherfucker
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>>78234482
No they're a good team anon. I'm a Denver fan btw and their pass rush will make their defense relevant which is something they haven't had in a while and people don't understand how good denvers defense is and I think that's why they're underestimating what Phillip did. He's always been able to shootout with the best of the best despite all the injuries they've had and with literally no defense but a lot of that is looking better this year and with something that actually resembles an actual defense helping him I think they can drop over fourty points on teams this year. You've also got to remember this is the first game of the season.
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>>78234424
>that image is wrong

It's a picture of the NFC West, how the fuck is it wrong. It's literally a picture of four team logos, what the fuck is wrong with you.

>sneezes
>anon shouts "Wrong!"
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>>78234536
uh what
how exactly did you manage to get that from what i posted

what fucking website do you think we're on, retard? if i was even remotely close to "ban everything i don't like" i would've left for r.eddit years ago.
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>>78234548
>I think that's why they're underestimating what Phillip did.
Or because Denver's defense choked since River's is an interception machine when he's forced to go into hurry up mode.

Barring ultra bullshit levels of refball, Raiders are getting 4 free wins.
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>>78234568
Can't say this enough
>>>>>>>>>>>Preseason
At least that's individual performance as opposed to team record though
But preseason is officially and completely irrelevant now that the season has officially started
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>>78234566
The Raiders are one injury away from last place in the division. I'm going to laugh when Von kills Carr in week three.
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>>78234564
>being deliberately obtuse
You've already outed yourself as a /pol/tard, lad. Everything is downhill for you from here. Best just stop posting now before you embarrass yourself further
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>>78234568
>week one against the viqueens
>CB P.J. Williams, 70.5
>"although Williams otherwise allowed 99 yards on four catches (eight targets)."

lmao @ ur life nawlinsfag; secondary is still dogshit
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Post rookies that you think will have a big year for your team that /nfl/ might not know
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>>78234583
I have a feeling that game is going to be a dogfight and guaranteed at least one fight breaks out. I haven't been this excited to watch division games in a while.
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Would assassinating Jim Irsay count as an act of patriotism considering he's been terrorizing the organization for years and constantly suicide bombing the team?
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[quote]78234585[/quote]
not even going to dignify this pathetic waste of effort masquerading as bait with a (You).
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>>78234526
if it was a script I wouldn't have to reroll you dumb faggot
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>>78234591
Oh, that's Benjamin Dalton. He was a solid nose guard at Texas Tech but I don't think he's explosive enough to accomplish much against decent O lines
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>>78234467
same desu
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>>78234610
It'll be the donkey's that initiate any fights. The Raiders for the 10 billion flags that the Refs unfairly throw at them are surprisingly disciplined when it comes to resisting the urge to throw Haymakers.

I'd love to see how someone like Carr would fit in with the 1970's Raiders. It would be a most amusing personality clash.
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>>78234645
As fun as it was stomping the division every year with manning at QB it's kinda nice to actually have some rivalry competition for once.
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>>78234671
It sucks that Elway hired that retarded bitch Kubiak and Manning fell off right when the defense got really good. 2013 Manning with this defense would have been something truly special.
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>>78234700
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>>78234568
>tfw I realize the Browns would've won if they had Garrett against Shittsburgh
Fuck.
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>>78234400
>Dez for redzone jump balls and Odell for open field dragons

Dak would lead the league in TDs and game manage the shit out of the league. Would make Tom Brady look like Eli.
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>>78234700
I don't think it's going to be that way this year for them. Denvers an exception because for whatever reason the last three years they've been very clutch in close games.
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Watching the vikings game again now that I'm not drunk/hungover. Anyone have a webm of the pass bradford-> wright in Q2?
That has to be literally the most accurate pass I have ever seen
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>>78234671
>>78234716
It was pretty obvious it was Manning that was carrying you fags. It's why he's the true GOAT QB.
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>>78234553
I'm too lazy to use images
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>>78234778
Too bad the boys would have to cut their entire offensive line to afford him. He said when he renews his contract he wants to not only be the hugest paid WR but the highest paid player in the NFL and the guy doesn't even show up for practice.
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>>78234805
What is, Dak Prescott? I'll take NFL Future Facts for $400
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>>78234793
>implying

The team paid him back by carrying his ass to a championship. It worked both ways.
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>>78234611
I'm just waiting for him to inevitably have a fatal overdose. At least we seem to have a GM who knows what hes doing now, but it's too little too late, honestly
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>>78234814
Well just because you want something doesn't mean it's happening. Odell ain't getting paid more than a QB. He'll get a little more than Antonio Brown money but that's it.
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>>78234860
You guys don't want Odell. He's a piece of shit and I'm saying that as somebody who hates Dallas.
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>>78234856
>mfw pagano finally gets punted out of the building
should have executed him on the spot after the rams game frankly
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>>78234805
Cam Newton
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>>78234883
>Pagano gets the boot
>Luck becomes the new coach
>ends up getting ran into by an opposing player on the sideline
>injured again
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>>78234893
shit, he could coach now
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>>78234805
Carson Wentz
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>>78234805
Phillip Rivers
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>>78234805
Who is Deshaun Watson?
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>>78234553
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https://streamable.com/vfxl9

Reminder Tony Romo was one of the smartest QBs to have ever played in the game. If he never had an injury history he would have won multiple superbowls with the Cowboys while still being the starter today.
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>>78234980
Don't push it
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>JPP is elite, La'el Collins is going to get destro-

Oh wait, LMAO

Can't wait for him to destroy the AFCW edge rushers now.
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>>78235007
SIT THE FUCK DOWN LITTLE BOY
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>>78234399
GIVE AN INCH
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>>78234829
Not only that but it's not like they didn't completely surround him with weapons when he was there. At one point he had DT, Sanders, Welker and Julius. That would be a wet dream to pretty much any other qb.
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>>78234980
I want him to comment on the games I watch now
too many commentators just blabber about crap instead of talking about real football
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>>78235007
Nice quality, 2006 youtube
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>>78234371
*skip*
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>mfw the influx of Jags shitposters since Sunday

I liked it when we were one of the elite /sp/ teams
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>>78235007
>He thinks JPP is any where near the level of AFC west passrush
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>>78235076
You're right. He's way beyond it.

Collins destroyed Mack in the preseason. Only person I can see doing okay against Collins is Miller because he has the best bend in the NFL.
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>>78234553
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>>78235090
>preseason
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>>78235090
>implying defensive guys guaranteed to make the team go 100% in preseason
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>>78235108
>>78235106
>damage control
Raidniggers first team is try hard as fuck. That was also a dress rehearsal game, not some blow off preseason game.
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>>78235023
Having Manning helped be who they are now too, desu.
Each scored 10 or morw TDs in that season. It was something special
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>>78235121
>Raidniggers first team is try hard as fuck
Not even that guy, but please stop embarrassing yourself.
Preseason doesn't matter. It never will.
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>>78234371
where are you gunna be when the vikings win the owl?
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>>78235139
Damage control. Got owned. The man still has pride, you go 100% in against the other starters for the first drive until you're subbed out permanently.
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>>78235145
Dead since it won't be this century
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>>78235167
what are you talking about? we're a mere 5 months away from drinking the frozen blood of our enemies in minneapolis
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>>78235139
>le it doesn't count man
When will this brainlet learn?
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>>78235192
>>>r/NFL
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>>78234553
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>turn on NFL highlights
>it's an advert

wow
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Jaylon Smith and Sean Lee is already the best LB duo in the league.

Fight me.
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>>78235227
that's an odd way to spell Luke Kuechly and Thomas Davis
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>>78235227
What about the other one or two starting linebackers?
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>>78235227
>Fight me
Do you really want to waste your time beating up beta gnats fans? It gets old quick, I promise
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>the Panthers STILL have 2 kickers
for fucks sake
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>>78235139
It matters when you have a QB competition going on.
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>>78235231
Brain damage and literal who. Next
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>>78235250
>Thomas Davis
>literal who
he ended Romo's career
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>>78235231
>concussion babby
>good

Lmao!
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>>78235235
Cowboys almost always play nickel so only two LBs. Justin Durant's the back up and their starting SAM is out with an knee injury that happened in the preseason.
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>>78235227

Jaylon Smith isn't even better than Myles Jack and Jack is easily the 3rd best LB on the Jaguars
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>>78235290
>muh statpadding vs Luckless clots
You're gonna have to try harder than that m8
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>>78234767
Probably not, the defense was good enough. Kizer taking too many sacks and Hue's silly challenge at the end were bigger factors.
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>>78235290
Jack is a OLB, Smith is a MLB
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>>78235320
What are you talking about
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>>78235227
Robert quinn amd alec ogletree
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Is Joe Flacco still elite?
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>>78235333
Jack is the MLB, Smith is the OLB, and Jacksonville essentially plays a base 4-3 nickel just like the Cowboys and Eagles do.
>>78235320
>Only player in the top 5 in tackles whose team won
>#1 defense in the league
>"statpadding"
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>>78235346
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>>78235352
Smith is most definitely not used as a OLB for the Cowboys. He was used as such for third downs by Notre Dame but the Cowboys used him as a MLB exclusively against the Giants and moved Lee to WILL.
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>>78235352
>jasg fan shitposting desperately with meaningless wk1 figures while his team is still over .500
These keks are what make /nfl/ worthwhile
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>>78235346
Never was to begin with.
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>>78235396
Until they start loosing you're the one that looks like a retard.
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>>78235382
Thought you were talking about Telvin Smith tbqh

Doesn't even really matter though because Myles is literally a better player than Jaylon. Cuckboys screwed the pooch by picking him
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>>78235407
>loosing
You're definitely the retard here, kiddo.
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>>78234424

Should just trade them for Seattle desu. They used to be in the AFC West before the realignment anyway.
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>>78235227
>Jaylon Smith
dude isn't even good tier yet
you might wanna pump the brakes a little before his knee explodes again lol
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>>78235227

>play 1 game against a team with a retarded QB, no run game, and without their WR
>HE'S ELITE GUYS

This is why nobody likes or takes Cowfags seriously
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you guys need anymore kickers for you sport? we got em.

How my pats doin btw? we winning the hip this year?
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>>78234553
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Good news guys!

>CBS Sports announced its NFL lineup pairings for the 2017 season, and it includes play-by-play announcer Beth Mowins teamed with new game analyst Jay Feely.

>Mowins and Feely are slated to call the Browns-Colts game Sept. 24.

Better get ready. Its only a matter of time before she's taking over for Nantz and there's nothing you can do to stop it
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>>78234568
>Top preseason warrior Harris actually impacts regular season by blocking Young Hoe's kick
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>>78235628
Well, let's see if she develops.
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>>78235752

She's been doing Big 10 football games for years and still sucks
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>>78235766
Oh, then nevermind. We're fucked.
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>>78235488
Fuck off, Lazarbeam. Where's the predictions show?
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>Rasms only team in that image with a win

I think we all know which team has the talent
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>>78235073
>implying we weren't always here
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>The bears aren't elite
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This is the year Trevor Siemian proves he's a top 10 quarterback
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>yfw Seahawks win 7 straight
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>This is the year Trevor Siemian proves he's a top 10 quarterback
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>>78234400
you're crazy if you think he's leaving NYG, they will make him the highest paid WR in the league.
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>>78234805
Every black quarterback
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>>78234583
>Von
>week 3

Did he get traded to the Redskins?
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>>78236603
NY is the perfect city for a guy like Odell
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the seattle seahawks? more like the peeattle poohawks
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Man, it's crazy to think that the Chiefs first real chance of losing a game now is November 5th.
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How's my boy Adam GOATsis going lads?
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>>78236734
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>>78236746
I'm not sure if thats good or bad m8. I dont know too much about defensive stats
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Game managers are the new elite QBs
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Alex Smith only had 1 incomplete pass on passes shorter than 15 years against the reigning champions defense.

This man, has spent years upon years ignoring the long game, game managing, refining his technique, year after year, until his team gave him the proper o-line for his full talent to be unleashed, he'd perfected his short game, he's now improved his long game.

You're looking at the next reigning superbowl MVP guys.

It's his year. The year of the Smeth.
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>>78236779
Oh, i got so caught up in admiring my hero I forgot to post the stats and posted a picture of him instead.

The year of the Smeth Dragon.
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>yfw they face off one last time
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>>78236758
its over twice as high as the #1 ranked player last year so i'd say its much better than that shitter crick
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>>78236779
As soon as he faces a team with a pass rush he'll revert. Sorry, man.
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The Super Bowl will be Chiefs vs Cowboys, put money on it.
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>>78236732
Careful now
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>>78236800
Nah man, his careers on the line, he's punished Alex Smith, losing to just FG's, and having his team draft a first round replacement got Alex on his feet, he's determined, ready, and more prepared than ever, the chiefs o-line is a serious threat, and yesterday was one of Alex's best career nights. It's about time for another Alex type to win it all, they usually do every so often like the Ravens.
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>>78236809
protip: neither of those teams will even win their division
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Wait wait, wait, wait. This image can't be real right? Someone couldn't have made this and thought it made sense right?

How is the whip "Contract" how are the contracts the whips? Giving millions of dollar contracts isn't something to be made in metaphor to a fucking slave whip, and it has literally no contextual meaning what so ever.
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>>78236872
whoa... really...makes me... think...
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This is the type of draft class that superb owl winning teams are built with. It's like the Seahawks 2010 and 2012 draft classes combined.
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>>78236872
wish someone would whip me with a multi million dollar contract desu
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>>78236795
#1 league wise or just on Broncos ?
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>>78236872
Or how about how Kaepernick signed his own death warrent when he kneeled and only a handful of people supported him.
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>>78236922
league wise but its just one game. still for a 2nd year who just got a chance to start its a very good sign
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>>78236789
What do you think goes through eli's head
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>>78236860
Who will then?
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>>78236960
Lions vs Browns bby grill, the matchup weve all been waiting for
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>>78236980
B-but I was asking who will win those divisions
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Can the rasm win the NFC West?
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>>78236980
Broship Bowl
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>>78236988
L I O N S & B R O W N S N I G G A
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>>78236992
Jared Gorf will win MVP, cap this
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>>78237000
Who wins?
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>>78237027
Liiiioooonnnsss &&&&&& Brrroooowwwwnnnnsss
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>>78237026
How about you settle for "Goff not being a bust" first before you talk about MVPs. The Colts defense is a joke.
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Who drafts Lamar Jackson?

Do the Jets draft Lamar Jackson first overall pick after they go 0-16?
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>>78237071
>drafting a black GB
surely the Jets aren't this stupid right? The best black QB ever was Warren Moon and he didn't even get drafted.
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>>78237026
It's obvious at this point that a young QBs success or failure has more to do with whos coaching them than their natural talent.

I wonder how many QBs there are out there that could have been good but washed out of the league because they were drafted by an incompetent franchise. And vice versa, you have to wonder what QBs like Rodgers, Brady, Wilson, Dak, etc... would have looked like if they didn't end up on functional franchises.
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>>78235007
Absolutely destroyed.
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>>78235628
God damn it give me Jim Donovan back
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>>78236789
Eli is just trash now. They're not getting anywhere near the super bowl
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>>78237071
The jets
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3.

The number of week one NFL games decided by 7 points or fewer, the worst for any season opener since 1973.
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>>78237212
Close games are bad now?
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>>78234371

>PHI: Eagles send K Sturgis to I.R., sign Elliott

used to be that there was always some battle-tested veteran kicker floating around ready to be signed when your team's kicker went down. now all there are to choose from are scrub rookies on practice squads
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shaq barrett is elite

adam gotsis is elite
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>>78237200
>Eli is just trash now
>now

Eli has always been trash. To even be average, he needs a good O-line and an elite receiver to chuck the ball at.
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>>78237166

>Wilson on the Jets
>Prescott on the Bills
>Brady on the Browns
>Rodgers on the Colts
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>Rodgers is 0-4 against Dan Quinn as DC and HC

2-0 confirmed
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>>78237244
I'm honestly really worried about this. Sturgis was pretty fucking consistent
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andy reid has lost 60 pounds by his account
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>>78237371
Will he lose his meme magic ala Rex Ryan?
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>>78237342
Wasn't Sturgis like, cut from the dolphins before Fipp picked him up? The eagles are great with kickers. This new guy hits from long and short range, he's just shit from PAT range which gives Doug an excuse to go for 2 all the time.
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>>78237071
>impying anyone can join >our exclusive 0-16 club
The Browns couldn't do it, and neither can the Jets.
Go Lions
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>>78235007
If people thought Dak had a lot of time to sit in the pocket last year, wew lad. The Cowboys O-line this year is now actually factually what people memed it was last year.

You're about to see what having an hour to throw in the pocket really looks like.
>>
>AFC
OPOW: Alex Smith
DPOW: Calais Campbell
SPOW: Giorgio Tavecchio

>NFC
OPOW: Sam Bradford
DPOW: Trumaine Johnson
SPOW: Matt Prater
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>>78237310
>Wilson on the Jets
Depends on which era Jets. Mark Sanchez era team was stacked, and he'd probably still be good. Current Jets he'd be fucked.
>Prescott on the Bills
This one would be interesting. Bills have a similar offensive cast to the Cowboys. The question is whether they'd emphasize having him throw as much as he does on Dallas, or just turn him in to Tyrod 2.0.
>Brady on the Browns
Fucked
>Rodgers on the Colts
Fucked, Rodgers had to overhaul his mechanics when he came to the NFL, and the Colts wouldn't have given him the time to do that.
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>>78237595
>Brady on Browns
I don't think that would have completely ruined him. He's obviously talented. Although if it was really bad he'd probably leave at the end of the contract, but I mean when he was getting drafted he was considering baseball and numerous people said he could have been one of the greatest catcher of all time. That just says he probably would have been a good QB for any team, but not any team could sustain what he is able to produce besides the Patriots.
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>>78237631
I'm not taking anything away from Brady, but he needs certain things to be successful like decent pass protection, and needed time to develop.

Brady could have still been good on some teams besides the Patriots, but the Browns aren't one of those teams.
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>>78234414
lel
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>>78237631
Short of a QB like Andrew Luck or Peyton Manning, I don't think anyone could have succeeded on the Browns.
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>Implying Denver isn't going to snek up and win the division
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>>78237706
>tanknfor bridgewater
top kek
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>>78234501
TYPC
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>>78237200
>now
>have a -4 point differential
>barely above .500
>lose to a 5-11 Redskins squad twice
>still win the superbowl
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>Be Cowboys fan and dislike QB Dak
>ppl thinking Dak is good after W
>Vs. the Giants

Dude panics as soon as someone gets 10 ft from him
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Life is suffering...
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>>78234400
>cowboys cut entire o-line to afford OBJ
>dak evolved into sak
>no run game
>no pass game
>jerruh an heros

do it
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>>78234371
DELETE THIS
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Who do you think reviewbrah roots for?
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>>78237931
What city has the best fast food?
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>>78234371
Lads, I cut cable this year cause I'm frugal, but I still want to watch the Eagles + Red Zone, here are my optiona:

A. Watch Eagles + Red Zone on laptop in the nude at home

B. Watch Eagles and normie friends house who doesn't like red zone and will want to play video games during late games

C. Go to a bar for Eagles and late games

D. Hang myself and watch from heaven
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>>78237948
A sounds like the best option tbqh
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>>78237906
>can realistically tank hard enough to get a good QB in the draft
>isn't actively disappointing the best, most loyal player your team has ever had
>has won at least one ring
Until you're /trapped in mediocrity/ you don't know pain.
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>>78237931
He's a Floridian so probably Miami or Tampa
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>>78237948
A, maybe B or C depending on the vidya and the food respectively. Don't do D, you'll go to hell.
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>There is lack of NFL ready O-lineman coming in to the league
>This is because they aren't getting properly developed in college
>They aren't getting developed because conferences like the Big 12 keep running the spread
>The Big 12 runs the spread because the main state they recruit from is Texas where high school coaches all run the spread

>The Dallas Cowboys, a team from Texas, have been expending tons of draft capital over the years to build the best O-line in the NFL

Dare I say it's, 4D chess?
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>>78237986
Dude your o-line is the worst in the nfl.
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>>78237986
i wouldn't trust Garrett to play even 2D chess
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>>78235121
How did Mack get owned, La'Tip Collins needed help from the guard cuz Mack is too much of a big guy for him. Sit down little bitch.
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The entire cowboys roster is full of a bunch of thugs and wannabe scrap gansters. I'm good.
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>>78238033
I was going to argue but fuck man.. you kinda right.
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>>78238033
Their fanbase too
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>>78238008
Keep doubting the ass slapping puppet master. The Cowboys general FO philosophy all changed when he took over.
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>>78238082
I had those xiii's
I let my friend borrow them and then his brother kept em
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>I.. I... I like girls
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>>78238192
no elisha you are the girl
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>>78237903
She has pretty eyes
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>>78238119
>buying Jordans
Know how I know you're not white
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>>78238192
He should have been cut four years ago.
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How bad is the Texans/Bengals game going to be?
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>>78238253
If he's doing it just to impress me I'm not interested anymore.
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Second worst game of the week after the Colts-Cardinals game.
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are the Jasg elite?
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You... watch him on your screen... with... his diversity.
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>>78238246
>not watching andy interception choke the game away in hilarious fashion
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>>78238294
meant for >>78238247
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150 total yards in a win against the Eagles incoming.
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>>78238278
You mean colts-Rams? Colts-cardinals is week 2
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>>78238292
What even is diversity and why is it considered inherently, universally good?
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>>78238308
This is a place of welcoming you shitlord, and you should honestly just get the hell out.
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>>78235186
Vikings fans are certainly used to drinking bodily fluids, that's for sure.
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>>78238308
it isnt, but your racist/sexist/etc if you dont want it. its treating people different based on their race/gender/etc while trying to treat everyone as equal. its a paradox.

on topic question. can a trained rhinoceros play football? is there anything in the rules that states the players must be human? cant you make a rhino a RB and have him destroy people on the way to the end zone?
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>>78238247
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>>78238333
Thats the stupidest thing I've ever read. Where would you even get a uniform that big?
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>>78238333
Rhinos are a myth
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>>78238350
same place they got vince wilforks
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>>78238363
Touche
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>>78238363
Got a sensible chuckle out of me here's a (you)
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>>78238333
Hippos can beat Rhinos. Quora is basically like a spic powerlevel fight except with animals.
>>
https://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/football/2017/9/12/16293558/chicago-bears-gobears-hashtag-california-golden-bears
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>>78234972
Got a source for that AZN giving OK symbol?
>>
Reminder that Buffalo is in 1st place in the East. The end times have come.
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>>78238459
BILL BELICHEAT BTFO RESIGNATION IMMINENT
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>>78234397
>>78234402
>>78234436
>>78235145
Excellent posts
>>78234791
https://twitter.com/cianaf/status/907395977983733761
best i got now.
I can maybe make a hq webm when I have more time
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If repeating numerals, the Cheatriots get BTFO when the Taints E L I T E defense tears Brady's ACL.
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Is there a worse GM than Jerry Reese?
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>>78238650
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is this the year Sammy B plays like a #1 overall pick?
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>>78238650
Whoever runs the Browns at any point in last 20 years
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>>78235250
Give you 3 games before Lee goes on IR again.
>>
Are the steelers good or a meme?
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>>78238650
>>78238685
>people have already forgotten Matt Millen
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>>78238650
is it possible to purchase a gun in new jersey?

asking for a friend...
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guys siemian is the real deal this year believe me. he's going to be at least league average
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>>78238777
>if i am in the united states, can i walk into a store and just purchase a firearm

Yes.
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>>78238858
Yeah but to be fair Jersey has some of the strictest gun laws in the country.
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we dem boyz
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>the giants are favored against the lions
why?
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>>78238883
>didn't see Andy Reid say How bout those CHIIIIIIIIEEEEFS last week
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>>78238883
mama, there goes that man
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>>78238904
Giants at home, OBJ could be back, and the Lions are not as good as the Cowboys.
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>>78238682
Oline will die again and so will his dreams
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>prevent defense only prevents you from winning
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Can anyone else not get video to work on the NFL website?
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>>78238904
they had a winning record last year
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>>78238904
Giants are a team in a big media market, so of course they'll be favored
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>>78235332
kizer has the get the ball out faster, no doubt
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>>78236732
let's not get cocky chiefsbro, Andy has a history of losing a couple out of the first few games. Every game is gonna be tough, that's the NFL.
>>
Why is sports media establishment ready to shit on Siemian at every opportunity ? Especially Skeeeeeeyup calling that lucky int in last game a "typical Simian's blunder"
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>>78236789
Are Eli's eyes shopped?
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>>78236809
As much as I want that, it'll be Pats vs Falcons/Packers
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>>78239221
>barely beat an apparently shit chargers team at the most home field advantage stadium you could get, get bailed out on a blocked field goal

Seaman is shit
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>>78239238
I blame "at least he held onto his helmet" man for this. It was a bad juju to sign THE chief if you ask me
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https://www.google.com/search?q=sam+bradford+face+when+he+throws+the+ball&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiS37630qLWAhWqhlQKHXPGAhYQ_AUICigB&biw=1600&bih=770
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>Lost most of the playmakers on the team

>Defense still miles away better than last year and the offense is finding momentum

This feeling, it hurts.....Is it... hope?
>>
>>78239271
The 2015 Broncos were the greatest troll
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>>78239306
Only if you were stupid and bought into the Panthers meme. Anyone with sense knew the Broncos were going to rape the Panthers, who got to the owl largely off their soft schedule
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>>78239328
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>>78238976
Why the fuck is he wearing shoulder pads in his official portrait? Pic related: a normal player in his portrait; no shoulder pads
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>>78239384
>hey Derek you can either have shoulder pads or eyeliner, which do you want senpai ?
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>>78239328
>start off 6-0 with Peyton playing like pure ass and everyone saying the D won't hold up
>get bailed out in every game by a clutch turnover
>ARod 77 yards game
>Brock Lobster memeing on the Pats
>In danger of missing playoffs until the luckily beat the Bengals the second last game
>then the 1 seed falls into their lap after the Pats blew it
>Peyton comes back in the last half of the last regular season game to expertly hand the ball off and call audibles
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>>78239384
Each team takes their profile pictures differently.

Chiefs players wear those stupid turtlenecks in theirs, some have players in full gear, others have them with just a jersey or shirt.
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>>78239357
>Tennessee
>#1
>2008
It's been almost ten years now...
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>>78239409
Another normal player with no shoulder pads on in his portrait
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>>78239357
>2013

Seems like an eternity ago.
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>>78239421
>The corpse of Kerry Collins
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>>78239426
Life has not been kind to are Palmer
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>>78239412
2015 was a meme season in general. Lions lost seven games then come off their buy and beat the Packers in Lambeau, something they hadn't done in over twenty years. Then you have the Packers/Cardinals division game OT coin toss where the coin doesn't even flip
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>>78239357
>1985

Jesus Christ Miami
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>>78239455
Then the Packers simply forgot Larry Firzgerald plays for the Cardinals
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>>78239473
>Carson Palmer pays tribute to Jake Delhomme in Carolina the next week
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Wew
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>>78239473
Don't forget the thanksgiving game where the BURRs of all teams beat the Packers at home and this also happened to be the day where they were were retiring Favre's number and adding him to the ring of honor.
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>>78239514
Dump Martin, just let based Prater do all the kicking
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>tfw you get banned hours before week 1 kickoff because "No fun allowed"

thats just wrong man
>>
>>78239540
Caldwell still won't say how Martin got hurt, its strange. I'm hoping its something really bizarre, like he sprained an mcl during an mdma fueled orgy
>>
>>78238308
the general idea is that by being welcoming/accepting regardless of race/origin/whatever you'll get a group of people whose different strengths and weaknesses will cover each other
truthfully it does more for large-scale perspective/problem resolution, like you aren't gonna see as much blm/cop shitflinging in a place where the police force matches the demographics as you will with a force that's 90% white patrolling a ghetto
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>>78239305
I don't want to hope...it's too painful after all these years...but the Lions are so close to being a good team...
>>
>>78239514
Prater is unironically elite.
>>
>>78239556
Forgot to block your IP doofus
>>
NFL is a dying league
>>
>>78239595
I'm sorry but that's fucking stupid. Someone being brown isn't going to give them a different point of view on everything that offers something "unique". The diversity bullshit operates off the idiotic assumption that people of a specific racial group all think and act alike which is hilariously stupid and wrong.
>>
>>78239612
I won't be convinced until they beat an over .500 team on the road.
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>>78239357
>Shitcinatti
>>
>>78239671
>Someone being brown isn't going to give them a different point of view on everything that offers something "unique"

If they are treated differently and/or like shit because they are brown, their skin color definitely gives them a different point of view.
>>
>>78239638
it's fuckin nothing anyways
>>
>>78239721
>using At&t
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>>78239655
good
>>
>>78239714
Then it's nurture over nature whereas "diversity" operates nature over nurture as it implies that someone from a different background automatically has a different kind of insight that's beneficial. Someone tell me how a people descended from tribals who lived in mudhuts have a unique insight that helps a IT compay
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>>78239778
>omeone tell me how a people descended from tribals who lived in mudhuts have a unique insight that helps a IT compay

All humans are descended from tribals in Africa you dummy
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>yfw Rivers throws 5 TDs but still loses
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>>78238362
t. Wang Ching Dong, practitioner of Eastern Medicine
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>>78239778
Its the same soft racism that makes screenwriters put """wise""" old asian guys in movies saying truisms.
>>
>>78239837
or wise old black men spouting homey wisdom

or wise old indian man talking about the wisdom of owl, speed of horse, or strength of bear
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>>78239814
>All humans descend from africa meme

You know this was dis proven right. They've already found older humans in parts of Europe, not to mention that Africans have no Neanderthal DNA
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>>78239827
>rivers
>throwing a TD
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>>78239827
>that Packers game

At least the defense is improving. Special teams are still shit and have been for TOO LONG!
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>>78239834
Vacalm yout tits with those micro aggressions bro
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>>78239882
>ices your kicker

heh, nothin personnel kid
>>
Rogers will be the hunt of week 2. Book it
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>>78239877
http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2016/09/almost-all-living-people-outside-africa-trace-back-single-migration-more-50000-years

>Africans have no Neanderthal DNA
thats because humans didnt evolve from neanderthals

>older humans in parts of Europe
post proof please
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>>78239357
>giants #19
fluke lucky owls confirmed
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Beep boop fuck the Steelers
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>>78239827
I feel so sorry for Rivers right now, guy is definitely the Marino of his generation. Far and away the best QB of his class but will have nothing to show for it while Ben has two rings he did nothing to earn
>>
EACH DIVISIONAL "WHO?" QB

AFCE: NATHAN PETERMAN
AFCN: LANDRY JONES
AFCW: TIE BETWEEN EVERY BACK UP QB AND TREVOR SIEMIAN
AFCS: THE TOXINS QBS

NFCN: JAKE RUDDOCK
NFCE: RYAN NASSIB
NFCW: GOFF
NFCS: WHO EVER PLAYS FOR TAMPA, PONDER I THINK
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>>78239974
Ben and Eli
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>>78239900
Stop driving animals to extinction for your penis """"""medicine""""", Slanty
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>>78239970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXF8B7-DcKk
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>>78239970
Where did the football robot meme start?
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>>78239977
Pure 'tism
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>mfw Marcus Mariota and Marqise Lee have the same amount of passing TDs in the past 5 games dating back to last year
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>>78239961
I never implied humans evolved from Neanderthals you fucking retard, just that the theory all humans come from Africa is wrong because out of all races, Africans are the only "humans" who don't have Neaderthal DNA

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/05/170523083548.htm
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>>78240008
Is that you Steve Young ?
>>
>Gronk practicing

Wew lad. Was starting to think he might be hurt again
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>>78239221
Nigga he would've had another INT if Heyward held on to it.
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>>78239986
Shit on Eli all you want but the Giants don't win those two owls without him. Ben did nothing
>>
Who the fuck is Eli?
>>
>>78240060
Apple.
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>>78239977
Ruddock isn't a "who" for us Lions fans since many of us were familiar with Ruddock when he played for Michigan. We frequently joke about him being the next Brady since he's a Michigan qb who was drafted in the 6th round.
>>
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the Raven". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "Joe Flacco pre game" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Joe Flacco or Ray Lewis (not Terelle Suggs because hes fucking ugly) and I start to hum the Star Spangled Banner. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, elite badass like Joe Flacco. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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>>78240070
Eli Maning, the white mamba
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>>78240088
Use a better pasta m80-8
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>>78240091
That title factually belongs to Alex Smith.
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Who will be the second AFC West team to fall
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>>78239514

Prater has my trust, but not my heart.
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>>78240088
Was this ever funny?
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>David Johnson placed on IR

Rip tardnials
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>>78240088
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>>78240125
>>
>>78240014
the link doesn't really disprove the people from africa theory, just that our ancestors left a lot earlier than we thought

>all humans come from Africa is wrong because out of all races, Africans are the only "humans" who don't have Neaderthal DNA

how does that prove it wrong?
>>
>>78235073
>being an elite /sp/ team

More like a /sp/ punchline.
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>>78240127

SKYEEEUP
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>>78240107
No one can replace Hanson but Prater will do mighty fine right now
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Tarik Cohen (CHI) looked great on the weekend, I hope he keeps it up.
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>>78237338
>the shitty of atlanta
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Yall said Newhouse was bad
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>>78240210
>Reily Reif finally decides to be good after he's left the team
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>>78240088
I sexually Identify as Aaron Rodgers. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of becoming elite and raining touchdowns from above on digusting sub .500 teams all sunday evening long. People say to me that being Elite is impossible and I'm fucking gay, but I don't care, I really really like women. I'm having a gm install elite WRs TEs and converted busts on my offense. From now on I want you guys to call me "Godgers" and respect my right to be elite and win mvp needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Detroit Lion and need to fuck off. Thanks for understanding.
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Who are some NFL figures who are ruthless criminals with no sense of shame or self aweness?

>inb4 Ray Lewis
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>>78240240
Cody Parkey
>>
>>78240210
Well shit, still it was only week 1, I still don't trust him yet, but maybe I'll end up wrong
>>
>>78240103
>get 3rd in division
>don't make playoffs
>get rewarded with toughest schedule
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>>78240103
Not Oakland, they play the Jest
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>>78240240
Zeke
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>>78240232
I saw Shannon Sharpe at a grocery store in Baltimore yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “OVHW. WIFBSOEBCPTB?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “WFST? WFST? WFST?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him honk as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be annoyed and yell, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to WUFBS IFOEPF DJRUCK” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a language a human mouth can speak. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by braying like a donkey really loudly.
>>
Someone post that mad chargers fan pasta with the Angry Rivers wojak please!
>>
You know, I like /sp/ as much as the next guy, but when 4chan starts asking about my QB, that's when I say things start to get a little TOO personal.
>>
>>78239384
those aren't shoulder pads, they're the hopes and dreams of every Philadelphian
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>>78240103
It's nice to see the Patriots and Cowboys aren't getting the easiest schedules this year, we can watch their fans weep
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>>78239518
>LOL yes the Packers lost one game!
>EPIC WIN YES!
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>>78240103
Ok so after, looking at each AFCW game, I'm saying Chargers again, Miami seems to have their number, barring pathetic Cutler play, Miami wins convincingly, I can see Denver holding Dallas to low scores but fucking up on offense and letting Dallas score at least twice, and no way in hell KC will lose to Philly(unfortunately)
>>
>>78240557
>Miami seems to have their number

Only when @Miami. The game is @Chargers.
>>
>>78239556
That's what you get for talking politics in /sp/
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>>78240555
>raped by the Panthers
>beaten by a joke of a Lions team eve when they practically gift wrapped the game to them
>beaten by an even bigger joke bears team and on a day there holding a ceremony for probably their most popular and iconic qb.
>Beaten by the Cardinals who choked in numerous ways in the divisional game

SEETHING
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>>78240575
Hmm, good to know, I still see Miami winning in some sort of spilled spaghetti game, might be bias
>>
>>78240555
I don't understand that image, most people don't dislike or like the packers, they're just kind of there. Relatively inoffensive, fairly successful team.
It's the Cowboys and Pats that (rightfully) draw ire on account of how annoying their fans are
>>
>>78240747
>most people don't dislike or like the packers
you're joking right?
>>
>>78240652
Vikings fans are the most Pathetic fans in all of sports.
>>
>>78240103
This is always a dumb metric to use previous season records. I remember in either 2014 or 2015 the colts had the "easiest" schedule to start the year but at the end of the regular season winded up having the 6th or 7th toughest
>>
>>78239514
If the Lions win an owl, Prater is a lock for Canton. he's got the stats, he just needs the hardware
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>>78240791
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>>78240791
Salty
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>>78240771
They're just not relevant enough to draw that much dislike. They're like the Panthers or the 2012-2014 colts: pretty decent team that most people forget exists.
>>
>>78240853
>40 poverty ball threads
>averaging 7 repies each

How do we fix this shit
>>
Heh
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>>78240891
>espn constantly dickrides godgers
>makes the playoffs virtually every season
>always overhyped
>people just forget the packers exist

why are you wasting your time on such a dumb troll
>>
>>78240747
You're clearly new. Packer fans are probably the second most cancerous fanbase here after the Cowboys fans
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>>78240893
Kick out all yuro and third world shits from 4chan
>>
>>78240893
nuke selective parts of the world to eliminate various minor soccer leagues and their fans
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>>78240943
>watching ESPN
There's your mistake
>>78240945
Nobody is more cancerous than Pats fans.
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>>78240945
>either of those teams being even half as cancerous as The 12th Man
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>>78241088
>Nobody is more cancerous than Pats fans.

not right now tho thank god. its funny how quiet they have been since getting btfo by Smeth and Hunt
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>>78235743
He also had 2 tackles and forced Rivers to throw it away at least once on probably a bunch of snaps.
He is probably starter level,thats why he feasted on backups.
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>>78241191
NEETbrady posted like twice the other day claiming he got banned
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>>78241191
Pats fans are even more fairweather than LA fans. They lose one time to a good team and still have an excellent chance at repeating, and yet they all run with their tails tucked between their legs. It makes no sense. They normally make up 30% of NFL-related /sp/ posts but they drop off the face of the earth after a loss.
As annoying as cowboys and packers fans are, at least they stick around after losses, even if it's all shitposting and damage control
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>>78240210

>Newhouse finally decides to be good after he leaves the Giants

Meanwhile John Jerry still can't figure out what a stunt move is and Bobby Hart made DeMarcus Lawrence look like DeMarcus Ware.
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>>78239426

He looks so sad
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Bosa has them Saiyan shoulders, too bad he's a chorger
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>>78241385
He is Punished Palmer: A Man Denied His O-Line
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>>78241451
yeah, but he'll be in his prime when he hits free agency and will be able to pick his team pretty much
>>
>>78241537
So there's an actually good Palmer running a team from behind the scenes somewhere?
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>>78236603

>mfw Odell gets a monster contract and fucks the team's cap space over for the next ten years, thereby making us continue to dumpster-dive for offensive linemen

Also watch it fuck over our chances of keeping Landon Collins when he inevitably wants to be paid like an elite safety
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>>78241594
Huh I've been calling him Lance Collins the whole tome in madden 18
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>>78241293
SAY SOMETHING I'M GIVING UP ON YOU
>>
>>78236603
I feel like he's going to want a ring more than the money at some point, right?
>>
>>78241588
Palmer is a Gabbert plant
>>
>>78240210
>>78241315
Please tell me what impressive edge rusher he was blocking?

Because there was none, he's not good. Titans edge rushers are not good.
>>
>>78241664
KEK. Get paid

He's not even a qb. Accumulate stats and get paid
>>
By the end of the year we will have half empty, in progress stadium images for each team
>>
>>78236603
>>78241594
Odell is basically the face of the franchise now. The Giants would be retarded to let him go.
>>
>>78241690
So Quiet? I'm confused
>>
Pick my flex

Pryor @ Rams
Bryant vs Min
Gore or mack vs Indy
Also scooped wheaton and jj nelson off wires
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>>78241707

>Who is Jurrell Casey
>>
>>78241727
>The Giants would be retarded to let him go.
And they, being the Giants will let him go
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>>78241664
Players only want the ring when they've already gotten paid. Money will ALWAYS trump the ring, unless you're in the twilight of your career and money is no longer an issue. Odell is young, he's more worried about the green than the ring.
>>
>>78240853
>>78240867

>SEETHING
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>>78241769
In terms of football, sure, but not in terms of marketing and letting Odell go would be a shit show in terms of marketing.
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>>78241782
This. You ring chase at 33 not 23
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>bills have yet to register a playoff win in the 21st century
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>>78241841

What about Deion Sanders?
>>
>>78241707
Casey, Williams, Klug, Woodyard, Williamson, Orakpo, Morgan, all were pretty good last year, but maybe that was Dick LeBeau's coaching
>>
>>78241757
Exactly, who is that?
>>
>>78241841
Moss did it pretty quickly
>>
>>78241877
Deion Sanders joined the Cowboys because Jerry paid him a shit ton of money, he just happened to win a ring along the way.
>>
>>78241664
He's shown no signs of valuing wins over fame, money, and attention
>>
>>78241939
Moss had been in the league for nine years before he decided to ring chase. Money was no longer an issue at that point
>>
football is a team game
>>
>>78241877
He was almost 30 when he joined the cowboys. 29 iirc. Definitely not 24 and in his prime
>>
>>78241967
This. And it was before the cap era so boys could shit money on good players
>>
>http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/09/13/michael-bennett-police-encounter-changed-me-spiritually/

Is Michael Bennett our generations Jesus Christ or Rosa Parks?

>>78241939
Moss was already like a 10 year vet when he went to Jew England
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>>78242010
Dude was drafted in 98, joined Oakland in 05, looking for a ring and it fell through, so 6 years
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>>78242030
Its an owners game
>>
>>78240945
>Packer fans are probably the second most cancerous fanbase here
Lol
>>
>>78241782
Will raidniggers be able to keep Mack ? He's gonna want the Von Miller money for sure and Carr is already expensive
>>
>>78241877
He got the cake and ate it too.

All the money possible, all the fame possible playing with the Cowboys, which perfectly fit his personality, and got the wins as well.

The perfect situation. Too bad Switzer and some injuries didn't allow him to win more rings with the Cowboys.
>>
>>78242038
And he had already gotten a ring with the 49ers the previous year. He joined the Cowboys for the payday, He and Jerry even made commercials joking about the fact that Sanders joined for the payday.
>>
>>78242080
so is bennett just going to pretend the video evidence that proves he lied doesnt exist?
>>
>>78242030
This. Players want NBA money despite there being 52 other guys that need money.
>>
>>78242107
Are you joking? The Raiders were shit in 05 and Moss was traded, he didn't join them out of free agency. New England was when he started the ring chase and that had to hurt considering that was the 18-1 season
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tex/a/ns
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>>78242217
Hes delusional AF

>>78242260
Moss was also traded to Jew England
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>>78241877
Sanders had already won a ring in San Francisco the year before. The Cowboys was entirely for the paycheck.
>>
>>78242260
I knew he was traded already, There was article I read that said Moss had asked for the trade due to his contract not being renewed, he had like 5 teams on that list, including Oakland, NE and Philly
>>
>matt millen has 4 owl rings, from 4 different cities and 3 different teams

any other players have rings from 3 or more teams?
>>
>>78242470
Based Millen
>>
>>78242470
Wow, according to Bradyfags that makes him better than Ray Lewis
>>
I'm bored. Dump 'em
>>
>>78242625
Its supposed to be a scale you double retard
>>
>>78242540
Fuck Millen, man is responsible for the darkest moments in my life as a Lions fan
>>
>>78242625
needs more lions love
>>
>>78242625
>hes from Rhode Island
>favorite team is Lions
>second is the Vikings
Kys
>>
>>78242625
Too lazy to paint
10: colts
1: everyone else
0: Texans
-1: Jim Irsay
>>
>>78242675
it just amazes me how someone could get that fucking lucky
>>
>>78242625
i hate you. i made a damn edit last season fixing this mess. you people refuse to use it.

keep using your trash bag version where all the division teams are together except with the cardinals and panthers switch. see if i care.
>>
>>78242699
Lions fucking suck
>>
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>>78242785
>yeah, that anon said your team sucks, go beat his ass
>>
>>78242675
Millen: "I'm not qualified to be a GM"
WCFS: "You're smart, you'll figure it out"

>>78242747
Ken Norton Jr has 3 rings as a player too, even JDR has 1 as a 2000 Ravens coach
>>
>>78242625
Would it kill people to use the correct team colors?
>>
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>>78242969

Fucking Jim Caldwell has a ring as a 2012 coordinator for the Ravens.
>>
>>78243005
you trying to make me angry?
>>
>>78242969
not from 3 or more teams tho
>>
>>78242625
>loves Vikings
>hates Cowboys and Bengals
this reeks of a newfan
>>
>>78242969
WCF was a good man, just a terrible football manager. Thankfully his wife is a very competent owner
>>
>>78243031
>>78243031
The fucking reply got deleted, weird
>>
>>78243042
>not hating cowboys
>actually liking the team with burfict and pacman

unless youre an actual cowboys fan, 5 min on this general is enough to make you hate them
hating the bungles needs no explanation
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>http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/09/13/joe-flacco-im-not-100-percent-but-no-limitations-come-sunday/

He is growing stronger
>>
Oh I don't have the fixed template on this tablet, it's on my PC
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I'm still pissed off over Aldon Smith.
>>
>>78234397
Fpbp
>>
>>78243141
He said bomb on an airplane and has more DUI's than Billy Joel
>>
>>78242470
I think Lyle Alzado
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>>78243141
Same, LET HIM PLAY, FUCKING GOODELL
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>>78242625
>>
>Dak Prescott’s efficiency in his infancy as an NFL quarterback has been remarkable. In his first 498 pass attempts he has thrown 4 interceptions. According to the NFL, he’s on the verge of becoming the first quarterback in league history to throw 5 or fewer picks in his first 500 pass attempts.

H-I-S-T-O-R-Y
>>
>>78240822
>ranking kickers for the HoF

Only Vinatieri is a lock for the Hall, IMO.
>>
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>>78242107
Yeah I'm sure Warren Sapp came for a ride also
>>
>>78243183
That's why i'm pissed, he was elite and couldn't stop acting like a nigger off field.
>>
>>78243244
I wanted to like Warren but damn was I blinded
>>
>>78243185
nope, just one with the raiders. he didn't win with the buncos or browns
>>
>>78243279
Oh. I thought you were like this nigger >>78243190 who blames Goodell
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week 2 picks?????

bengals
pats
bucs
chiefs
steelers
ravens
panthers
cards
jax
raiders
chargers
seahawks
skins
boys
packers
giants

this is what 16/16 looks like
>>
>>78243318
I'm a niner fan and loved watching Smith play, they were right to get rid of him but it sucks he gave them no choice.
>>
>>78243198
>carolina fan and the browns are hated more than the pats
>>
>>78243324
>picking gnats over loins
>after their performance against dallas

not a chance bub
>>
>>78240127
Who was the natty GOAT of that era of football? Was there even a relevant player who didn't juice?
>>
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>>78243005
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>>78243362
Lol yeah dawg enjoy your Hoyer and 1-16 season.
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>>78243437
>enjoy your Hoyer and 1-16 season.

I may not live to see that.
>>
>>78241451
Juked out of his shoes by Trevor "Semen Demon" Siemian
>>
>>78240038
>Ben did nothing
what did he mean by this?
>>
>>78243489
>has a gold nugget
>still hangs himself
Must've been bad
F
>>
LATE NEW
>>78243626
>>78243626

>>78243626
>>78243626
>>
>>78241751
Please
>>
>>78238192
what a retarded farm boy.
>>
>>78238988
vikings fan detected
>>
>>78237212
And MNF one was ref assisted
>>
>>78240036
And he wouldve had one less if the refs werent trying to make the game close.
3TD-1INT is fucking good you dumbass
>>
>>78239238
>Implying the chargers comeback attempt had ANYTHING to do with Siemian.

It had to do mostly with the refs really
>>
>>78234417
Dez was never good. He's the second coming of T.O.
>>
Do you guys watch any sports shows? I've noticed that whenever I have my TV on its just NFL Network always in the background. I used to like watching NFL Live, Insiders, and SportsNation(when it was Cowherd and Beadle). But now the only ESPN shows I can still stomach are Around The Horn and PTI
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