OFFICIAL DODGERS VS. GIANTS GAMETHREAD

last digit is the amount of runs the Dodgers will score tonight.

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So what happens first, The XXindians lose or the Doyers win?

LA here checking in

Who is prepared for a fun night of shit posting?

Perfect bunt

>risp

Keyshawn is about to throw another gem.

Does the Arco hula girl make your pants tingly?

>>78232350
she makes me realize i will never have a naive gf

Kershews pitches all look like balks

>>78232269
Long Beach checking in

Dodgers fans, what do you think of Granderson as an addition? Will he help?

>>78232464
He made a better met

>>78232464
No

Don't know the Dodgers got him.

>>78232464
kershaw's a better hitter than granderson lmao

>its yet ANOTHER Dodgers LOB episode

>RISP!!!

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>tfw risp

The doyers are truly skilled with risp

>>78232464
He had a flurry of homers when he joined then went to the trash heap.

I heard that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans. True?

At least this game will be over quickly to extend the Dodgers losing streak.

what in the fuck kind of name is gorkys even the spics i know don't have that name

>>78232768
It probably translates into something like "guy who makes tortillas"

>>78232779
top kek

>RISP
RISP
>RISP
RISP
>RISP

if any digits the next batter is going to pop out

come on TTO Curt!

>dodgers with risp

Loaded boys

>career with bases loaded : .211
fuck

Who else is ready for Grandal to do nothing?

JUST

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>RISP
>I
>S
>P

>Dodgers fail with RISP
Das it. Das the doyers I grew up with.

Fucking Dodgers squander every single opportunity

Grandal shouldn't be out there.

>hey shaw do you want some run support?
>haha just kidding bro

>Kershaw homerun
kek Like fucking clockwork. Gives up at least one a game.

>>78232921
Yup, and considering how much his teammates seem to hate him he's leaving this game in the 7th with it still being 0-1
Then they'll score 2, and Avilan/Baez will give up 4
2-5
you all can go to bed now

>>78232938
dodgers loss 2-5 seems to be the classic, i think the first dodgers game i watched live ended at that score

Incoming 3-run homer.

kershaw definitely gets shook when dodgers risp

BASED CHASE

ayyyyy

what's with these weak hitters hitting for extra bases today?

Fucking yes let's do it

>Kershaw doing all this work

>>78233080
he always does all the work when he plays

>Puig cheers but they sound like BOOs

it'd be nice if puig walks but then
>granderson

>implying the dodgers will win
yeah right

Judging father Jansen

TYBP

PUUUUUUUUIG

TYBP

Holy shit 100 pitches in four innings

>>78233224
at least that LOB in the first 3 innings did something

>Kershaw 95-0 when receiving 4+ runs of support
Oh no...

white boys CAN jump

The fuck was that Spider-Man play

Dodgers finally playing like themselves again

damn some good plays in the outfield this inning

Well the Dodgers actually look like a baseball team again

>grandal caught a ball
bizarro dodgers

>yasmani "the catcher who can't catch" grandal

>>78233430
is there any worse position to play than catcher in baseball?
>knees get fucked up
>wrists get fucked up
>elbows probably get fucked up
>shoulders/rotator cuff probably get fucked up

>>78233472
possibly the starting pitcher, there's a reason they only play once every 5 games. though squatting for 4 hours sounds like a rough time

>>78233533
Depends on the pitcher's form, delivery, and technique tbdesu senpaifamily

>>78233472
I just ran it through my head real quick and the only one I could come up with was cornerback/safety, because actually doing your job these days is a penalty

Where were these dodgers the last 2-3 weeks

God fuck Granderson

>RISP strikes again

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>tfw bet on Yankees and Dodgers

I also didn't realise what time Indians vs Tigers was on and by the time I tried to bet the Indians were 1-0 up and the odds were terrible.

>LOB once AGAIN

no matter where granderson or grandal are on the lineup they always fuck something up

Granderson is a fucking worthless player

>>78233676
>Bases loaded, 2 outs? Better ground it to 1st.

>>78233681

Yankees and *Giants*. Can't even type properly...

curtis "groundout to first" granderson

when was the last game curtis granderson got a hit?

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>95-0
95-0
>95-0
95-0
>95-0

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>"Justin Turner, a rare breed these days, walks more than he strikes out."

if the doggers lose tonight i will post nigger faggot tranny on my faceberg account to get a 30 day happy fun vacation who's with me?

dubs for base clearing double

>Kershaw gets out of a 6th inning jam
Only because it's not October.

>>78233940
wow this guy's a total meme

who is worse on the mound in relief

stripling or baez

JUST

All it takes is one bullshit relief pitcher and the ship sinks

REEEEEEE DODGERS BULLPEN

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I don't know what I expected.

Nice DP

COME ON DODGERS LET'S GET SOME INSURANCE FOR ONCE FUCK

You guys know Baez is coming in for the 8th right?

>>78234186
yeah, that's just a given

>Taylor accidentally singles
wut

Posey was busy touching up his makeup

>none of those pitches were strikes

holy fuck this ump sucks

The nightly conflict between wanting the Giants to win and wanting the Giants to get the #1 pick.

>>78234356
what's this dilemma all about?

Fucking up 5-3 and i still get anxiety. Dodgers cant close an elevator door.

>>78234486
jansen fucking up would be a rarity, but with this losing streak anything could happen

Is it finally ending?!

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gg trolley dodgers.


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Series finale (game #3): Same time tomorrow = 10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT

12 incoming

>foreskin

jesus mary mother of fuck

WALK OFF TIME BOYS

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jansen? come on guy you're literally the best in the league... jansen??

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>It's going to happen

BASES

LOADED

oh my fucking god look at all the WHY

YEAHHHHHH!!! FUCK THE dODGERS

im nervous /sp/ hold me

This is a fuck

How the fuck is this possible?

Not Jansen's fault! Holy cow! Slow dribblers?

>>78234678
THIS IS ME CAUSE I HAVE $900 ON THIS GAME

>2 (TWO) infield hits
theyre cursed

>>78234678

Eliminated from playoff contention and yet you're nervous?

fuck u posey

HIGH TENSION STRIKEOUT

Nick Hundley please fucking get out.

This feels like an nlcs game

>miss your spot, throw it right down the middle with no break
>get a strikeout anyway because buster fuckhead was at the plate

we /october/ now

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god damn the jints suck

red sox fan here

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It's OVER! The losing streak is over!

WE LOVE IT

>>78234422
Given the Giants' impotence it's not much of a conflict.

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WE LOVE IT

>>78234724
YES FINALLY THE DODGERS WIN AGAIN

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oh thank god the giants clutch gene is shit now lmao
I was ready to get walked off from a posey GS

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Congrats Giants on letting down the rest of the country! You fucking suck!

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SUCK MY APE COCK GIANT FAGS

WE LOVE IT

I LOVE L.A.!!!!!

Baseball is the most frustrating sport on the planet. I've watched Lakers chokes, Raiders chokes, Kings chokes, but I've never been as mad and as frustrated over this losing streak, and that last inning jam was torture. Literal fuckin' torture.

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Thank fucking Christ

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https://twitter.com/MLB/status/907842486252572673 ayy lmao
let's hope it ends better than the other 4 times

>>78234816
probably because baseball is such a slow and methodical sport

>>78234533
11 games straight that led to blackout rages i'm not surprised if anything happens.

Well I am surprised my wife hasnt left me yet.

It was Kershaw, after all.

Without him, the Giants-Dodgers head-to-head record every single year would be even more lopsided in favor of the Giants than it already is.

GG Dodgers.